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it is pretty dank

yes there are people that do high risk renting of equipment to burning man

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For electronics there is only one thing worse than dust

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Sand

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Tens of thousands of tiny tiny rocks

Just reformatted the 2b2tPartyCommittee discord to prepare for the Valentines party. Go check it out and throw me your feedback. Feel free to apply to join the build team if that's what you're into. https://discord.gg/DS4W6Y9 (edited)

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2b2t Party Committee

😽keep-it-cordial

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I think I did skip it too

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bodying these fools

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another victim

@Brother Fruit

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10:38

Well I’m convinced he’s won my vote again

i'm nabbing this

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HUNTER joined the server. 29/01/2019 11:00

welcome

6^

Hello

you can just have your nickname changed

11:13

can voice now if you're up for it @HUNTER

Sure, let me just finish eating then ill join

That game looks like somthing I used to play called Sup Com

In vc

okay so you guys are saying I should use minecraft font, got it

shut up tandooridude

Be this girl arguing with me over healthcare reform, starts to tell me how the rising premiums effected her family, continues to tell me how the current healthcare system sucks, doesn’t realize I’ve been talking about reforming healthcare the entire time, “so don’t you agree we need healthcare reform”

12:12

The current state of majority of the American voter, it’s all partisan

here's news for you: it's like that everywhere in the world

Pretty much

12:16

Everyone is retarded

it doesn’t matter if you disagree it matters that you listened to her specific opinion

No she’s just retarded because she complained about something and argued with me about something we should agree on

... which is you listening to her opinion

>her

13:35

all women are retarded

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-Docsmurf

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“if you even consider liking a women then you’re automatically stupid because EVERY woman is RETART” - doc

hahaha @Deleted User

14:11

: )

Well like always I am right and she was brainwashed by far right parents

bro unless you've been dating for months i wouldn't have a political conversation

Start out with a political conversation

14:18

Better to know it won’t work from the get go

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14:24

literally stealing my memes out from underneath my feet HUH?

yep

My morning so far

who u shootin

14:34

canada or mexico?

can one of those things shoot a barrel bomb?

question: can you hit torogadude's home from your location? if so, do it.

:(

14:58

why did ain decide to hate me so much

14:58

feelsbadman

I don’t care about a girls political views as long as they’re not the wrong ones

so what you’re saying is

14:58

you care about a girls political views

As long as she isn’t brain dead

okay I just wanted to be clear because that sentence directly contradicted itself

That’s the joke

oh okay I missed some context then

Why did toro decide to shit on me today

smib

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that is high quality

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15:00

Xxxdestiny

stop I’m at work

Literally the first thing I bring up on first dates is politics

15:01

That’s prolly why I’m single

15:01

It will pay off one of these days when I meet the socialist love of my life

lol where did i shit on you @Brother Toro

15:02

oh "shut up tandooridude" haha

15:02

yeah that's right

15:03

that was a good one hahahaha

15:03

why did ain decide to hate me so much?

15:03

when you made me play text chess, fuck you

no you said about shooting a bomb at my home

15:05

and okay that’s fair but i don’t appreciate being downtalked by a Brother so often

15:06

it’s caused me to fall into a crippling depression

15:06

and I hope to see a day where I feel welcome with the masons again

shut up

you shut up

i said it first

so, i said it most recently

It’s -30 degrees right now

Bruh moment

It’s supposed to be -50 to -60 degrees later today

15:19

And I have to move out of my apartment

15:19

Bruh moment

if someone buys my account priority to build for this month i'll run 15 kilometres right now at 1am

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it's 76F/24C outside

15:25

scratch that, i'll run 20km

15:25

something actually hard

jesus

Lol must be nice, it’s like the opposite temperature here

i have no shirt on right now

15:33

i'll seriously take up that offer for anyone who hates money

birdup

i've already run 9.9km today so it would be an actual challenge

isn’t that like 5 miles in freedom units

hmm

mile is 1.6 km

so I can kill ain or keep 20 bucks

15:34

yeah that's like 6 miles or something

so 6 miles ish

15:35

yea

and then 20 km is I think 14 miles

I think a better deal would be I will stand outside for 10 minutes in -60 degree weather for priority

15:35

And subsequently die

do it pussy

worth it

nick if you stand outside in your underwear for 30 minutes i'll give you priority

15:35

assuming you live

15:35

outside laying in the snow*

I will be dead or have hypothermia in 4 minutes according to the news

epik

I usually love jumping in the snow but I can’t now or I’ll die

wait

I’ve been going to the gym since I got my job now that I can afford it and I ran 1.75 mile yesterday for the first time

did they specifically say "if you stand outside in your underwear for 4 minutes you'll die"

15:37

or is that 4 minutes WITH winter clothing?

that’s pretty cold

1.75 woaw

1.75 is infinitely greater than 0

15:37

that's a pretty major improvement

I started a month ago and couldn’t do a mile before so I’m proud of myself

Toro have you gotten your own place yet

ya

ain don’t be a classic gym bully

building blocks

15:38

we all started somewhere

15:38

good on you

thanks

shut up

I’m getting my own place when I pay off my debt

So never

so like 2-3 years

anyways @Брат Bird how long would you be willing to lay in the snow for outside for priority?

nah I live at home so I can put all the money I make into it, so it won’t be that long

I was just joking it would take a lot more to get me to stay outside for more than 10 minutes

live frugally and delete your social life and you could squeeze that down to less than 2

hmm

nah I’ve done the numbers, I know how long it’ll be

that's the bluepill all financial advice books give: convincing you to just not spend money lol

how many dead bushes we talkin here

yeaaaaah well I like my social life so ¯\(ツ)/¯

15:40

my social life costs me about $150 a month so whatever

I just locked down a place on a cooks salary while I’m in school

15:41

And my social life isn’t ruined

15:41

Shit must be expensive where you’re from

i could spend $150 on a night out lmao

nah it’s not that bad where I live but don’t forget, I’m a retard who went to live in florida at a forprofit college

15:42

so my debt is kinda huge

I don’t spend like that my father is Jewish

virgin torogadude making all the wrong choices

It is smart to live at home while saving

15:42

But it sucks for getting laid

$150 is mostly dinners/trips with the gf, if I didn’t do that I’d spend way less so it’s not expensive here lol

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wait toro did you go to full-sail or something?

The only reason I forfeit my chance to live at home and cut out some expenses is because I like living alone and fucking loud

yep

15:43

full meme university

i thought you were gay

oh sweet, I got a friend that's gonna go there

TELL THEM NO

kek

Gays can still fuck loud what’s your point

15:43

Also not gay

their parents are rich, don't worry

But 20 bucks is 20 bucks

oh okay

15:44

yeah full sail tuition for me after scholarships was $60,000

I’m on the last two years of my bachelors

and living in Florida was even more

Wait did you go to state school toro or private

rice university is doing some retardedly high discounts for people

full sail is a for profit university

so is rice

never heard of rice

Okay private colleges are still for profit

if your family makes less than 200k a year you get massive discounts on tuition

15:45

>never heard of rice

15:45

it's an ivy league school

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in houston

my bad

torogadude, you end up being so wrong about so many things you have an opinion on, i'm wary to even believe you telling this so-called redpill

and if your family makes less than 130k a year then tuition is FREE

remember bitcoin?

still hadn’t heard of it

haha

this school is usually around 38k a year

State school tuition is usually 40k a year before grants

but if your family makes less than 130k then it's fucking free

have you never disagreed with yourself in the past? it’s called growing as a person

impossible

not once bro haha

15:46

that's the meme

15:46

"ain's never wrong" - docsmurf

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hahahahaha

haha?

Everyone who plays 2b2t has some sort of mental disorder guess that's ains

If you graduate UW Wisconsin Madison’s law school you don’t have to take the bar exam

15:47

You’re automatically admitted

15:47

That has nothing to do with this discussion

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epic

I can’t get over that this isn’t a fake article

the real scam is getting 17 year olds to decide on their college path

This

nah

and follow their “dreams”

wow how woke are you torogadude?

aka me

it only becomes a scam when schools don't even mention 2-year colleges as an option

The real crime is this women’s forehead

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well you get pretty woke when you graduate and have to deal with $700 a month in debt payments

You’re paying 700 a month

if you can't pay tuition without going into debt, you shouldn't go to a 4 year college for your first 2 years (edited)

Lmao

that's just a fact

15:48

shouldn't*

That’s horrible

15:49

I pay less than that in rent

yeah dude I told you I was a giant retard when I was 17

i'm 17

I followed my dream

and I know this shit

I followed my dream and my future plan is going to be 500 a month

what'd you study again?

And that’s law school

yeah try being me, literally the first person in my family to go to college, no idea what I was doing

that’s screwed up

that was my dad

15:49

he did fine tho

luckily my debt is a copay and I’ve almost finished off my end, so the payments will reduce to 500 a month

That’s good

and my name will technically be debt free

didn't wanna go into debt so he went into the military, became a nuclear engineer tech and boom, instant career path without spending a dime

but it still sucked for the past year and a half of begging for money on youtube

But my future employer most likely has partial debt relief for new employees with a 4 year degree

15:51

Most big firms do

well I don’t know what th law industry is like but let me tell you, the arts industries are basically dead as far as new jobs go (edited)

the debt bubble will crash eventually anyways

15:51

THE END IS NIGH

a fortune cookie could've told you that much @Brother Toro

kek

I went into law because Initially I don’t need to specialize in a kind of law, I can umbrella out later

:(

this is why i disparage you

Im not sure how blanket your arts degree is

well I didn’t think computer animation applied

robots will take over lawyers jobs long before they take over doctors (edited)

listen man I was dumb and that’s all I can say

yeah thank fuck i'm doing medicine boys

you live and learn

hahahahaha

Well you’re living the dream

well Ain, the only reason thats the case is cuz of human trust

15:52

robots will probably be able to do your job better than you in like a decade max

15:53

but it'll be a LONG time before people trust robots to do that kind of shit I think

you probably were the kind of guy who said we'd be on mars in the 80's after the moon landing

15:53

technology isn't that good, calm down

anyone who said that probably didn't understand why we went to the moon

or not commercially available

yeah tbh I don’t see the robot revolution for anything except minimum wage jobs, and even then corps will face some crazy backlash if they try to fire everyone

I had this idea when I was 13 for editable rubber bands that go on your sub/sandwich (edited)

the big robot revolution for major important jobs is probably still a hundred years away

that's genius

If you steal that I will kill you

too late

It’s my life long ticket to fame

you haven't patented shit

15:54

YOUR DREAM IS DEAD NICK

torogadude finally commenting something based

Screenshots to prove theft

feck

write this down sez and check back in 10 years

15:55

doctors won't be replaced by robots on a widespread scale

Ehh, I don't think there will be any "robot revolution" for a long ass time, but I think it will get far beyond minimum wage jobs before that

in 10 years lmao

guys I have a new original idea: edible rubber bands that go on sandwiches

robots break too easy

15:55

materials are too expensive

materials aren't too expensive for higher paying jobs tho

you won’t see robots doing even janitor jobs for a long time, way more than 10 years

doctor robots would be highly sophisticated and still, at any near stage, could only assist in surgery

Remember that movie about that guy who dresses as different things to serve people lawsuits

that's why it's not worth it to have a robot waiter, but it would be worth it to have a robot doctor

15:56

assuming it was possible and sae

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safe

Was that Pineapple Express

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I can’t remember

that’s some backwards logic

15:57

a single robot is only less expensive than a person when it’s been majorly manufactured

that's a fair point

in what make-believe world do you imagine a robot "doctor" functioning?

otherwise it’s very expensive to build and test

Answer my question fascists

I don't know you communist

how homogenous do you imagine doctors' roles are in the hospital that they could be replaced by "robot, lol"

What is the movie where that guy dresses up as different people to serve people lawsuits

doctor robots only need to be better than humans when it comes to diagnosing illness', which human doctors are actually pretty bad at

Answer now

like every doctor in the hospital is a specialist in some different field, you'd have to invent fully-fledged AI to surpass that

Depending on the doctor the roles include diagnosing a problem, figuring out the proper course of action to take to solve that problem, and then doing surgery if they are a surgeon

Robots can also check back on an entire patients medicine history in 0.1 seconds, and determine which drugs will interfere with different drugs, in every possible configuration

aha yes that's what doctors do

which I dont think human doctors can do quickly

just the drug dispensers

It is pineapple express thanks a lot dicks

brooo... doctors basically are just like that tv show house m.d. haha !

I love this

Pineapple Express is NOT a lawyer movie

15:59

wtf its a fucking pot smoking movie

No Seth rogen in the movie is a process server (edited)

seth rogan sells weed to kids in that movie and runs away from the police

I explain the way that I think doctors are, Ain immediately belittles my explanation and rather than actually explaining how their job differs from what I say just make assumptions of my character/opinion

16:00

Ain is the point of this conversation to change my mind or just to piss me off?

He dresses up as different things to trick people into disclosing their real name

16:01

Because you have to serve people documents formally to make it legal

16:01

I forgot what movie it was from

okay I forgot the plot to Pineapple Express, apparently he is a process server in that movie, brb downloading that movie again (edited)

gf is going to be a nurse, the amount of information you need to just know at will is vastly more complicated than a robot can make decisions on. Sure a robot can know it in a database but knowing you can’t chop one thing because it’ll do another thing, etc, for every intricacy in the human body is far beyond something other than a human mind can compute, imo (edited)

the fact is the answer is long and complicated, so yeah, i'm just shitting down your throat because actually answering isn't worth it and i'd probably do an insufficient job myself

Nurse is some basic bitch shit (edited)

the point is to inspire enough of a feeling for you to dispel the misconceptions yourself

16:02

also, cum

that isn't how that works

school nurse < actual hospital nurse

Toro just wait until AI is smarter than human brains

it already is

16:03

but it’s not fast

this is just debating with strangers on the internet, i'm not trying to convince you like my life depends on it

Saturated market I could ever see myself dating a nurse unless she was a cute goth nurse who hated fascism

also pretty sure that understanding complex systems is a computers specialty

you need to program all of those things, or teach a machine with neural networks for years

Nah theres no real AI that even comes close to the general processes of the human brain

presenting your shortcoming and you can choose to do what you want with that, not my concern

and even then you haven’t covered every detail in the human body

Stop talking about things I have no interest in

AI and consciousness are interesting tho

that’s where a human mind is better than a machine, machine has more computing power but a mind is fast

yeah i don't think true AI is coming for at least several decades

a mind knows things basically instantly with 0 computing time

it's more complicated than most people assume

I think machines are faster imo, its just not wired in the right way, or as complicated as a human brain

As always Ains opinion on this is the only one that matters so let’s hear his view

a computer has to scan through a database for its knowledge

XD

something you can’t do in surgery

Correct

anyway I agree with ain

dude!!!

All is well

but... I DON'T agree with ain

16:05

all is lost!

when we can create an ai that’s both powerful AND fast AND not the size of a whole room, doctors will disappear

16:06

I think that’s a hundred years away

I trust robots to drive my car and kill pedestrians, something I love to do in my spare time

someone once said about internet arguments

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@SonEasterZombie

?

driving a car is vastly more simple than performing surgery on a human body

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now that's something I can agree with Toro

>i responded with a non-argument >"that isn't how that works" >you respond with a non-argument >that isn't how that works

I didn't go to school for 8 years to drive a car

16:07

I was making a joke with nick

oh, bother

16:07

cum!

16:07

btw surgery isn't even 1 year in my programme

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oh really?

the act itself

wtf is the rest, just biology?

yes, all theory my nigga

You’re all getting totally birded

the whole reason the doctors get paid the big bucks is we're supposed to be burdened by having to know what we're doing

Ain who is the guy studying law and medicine

Ain is birded by his preconceived notions, I'm being birded by AI, Toro was being birded by bitcoin

16:08

sad!

Ain is getting a PHD in Theoretical Surgery

kek

nah

"so here's how you'd remove someones liver if it was wrapped around their ribcage"

No I mean remember we were talking to someone who was studying law and medicine or something

16:09

I don’t remember

I love the idea of theoretical surgery

this dumb internet facade i put on aside, i'm not that hot

How would you conduct brain surgery if the brain was located in the foot?

there are people plenty smarter than i everywhere

>I’m not that hot like a 3/10 (edited)

i just like medicine so that's why i'm doing it

16:10

yes tandooriman, literally

16:10

literal interpretation, yes

16:10

yes

Ive figured that I can just not get a job and play 2b2t all day, because ill be a bitcoin millionaire in 10 years

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Business for medicine if booming in Australia because everything can kill you

become a surgeon in somalia

lmao

i'm sure it pays great

or you can go be a doctor in africa and live like a king

like, a REAL king

I’m becoming a lawyer because I can sell cocaine legally in 5 years

cuz you need constant guards

16:11

and an armored fortress

a king in africa is still a hobo anywhere else

to not get killed

You just wait

somalia is like 2b2t irl, it sounds like

it's like 2b2t if hause thought he was supposed to actually moderate the server

The legal cocaine market is on the brink

but didn't have op

especially with its 1x1x1 cube blocks

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haha

16:12

:3

somalia technically has a government

16:12

they are just shit

Let me remind you

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>become doctor >go to Africa and heal some people >king of tribes in the region >send minions to steal blood diamonds from warlords nearby >flee back to America >sell diamonds for major profit >become real doctor

and have no power

sounds easy to me

jahseh :(((

smart

16:12

save the lives of a few local warlords

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get their militaries on your side

16:13

fight NATO

lmao

become an international hero

16:13

especially to russia

real woke niggas study psychology because they were depressed

16:18

:3

What's the meaning of life?

16:19

I'm gonna spend 4-8 years studying to figure it out

16:19

then i'll get out and realize that whatever the meaning of life was, I sure wasted a hell of a lot of time to fulfill that meaning

someone in this discord and maybe more are actually doing this :333

Psychology can get you a pretty good job tho

16:20

and won't be taken over by robots :3

yeah, it's not that terrible of a pursuit

16:20

at least it's not video game design HAHAHAHA

everyone i know laughs at psychology degree because they rarely find an applicable job

video game design is the new humanities

that was my joke^

16:21

@entroby

im only responding to sez lol

I mean

you want to know one of the dumbest things i've heard, similar to this career talk?

my mom got a job as a therapist like 2 months after getting her degree

the number of people who studied law out of finishing school after watching Suits

guess she was lucky as fuck

16:22

Phoenix wright made me want to study law when I was in elementary

elementary lol

it was always those try-hard pseudointellectuals who thought their life could be even remotely like that tv show

ain dont judge all, keep it at most (edited)

almost all have dropped out or switched by now, those remaining are adamant they won't work in the industry

16:23

i'm saying this now in hindsight

16:23

but my assumption was hilariously true

Why are you guys shitting on game development? unlike humanities, gender studies, and psychology, Video games are a billion dollar industry with AAA games coming out every year

16:23

Theres a ton of money to be made

16:23

@Brother Toro

16:24

there's hope for you after all!

kek

but i know a few guys that start game design and you know it wont end well they know nothing of computers and just like to game thinking they can do it as a job

actually fuck, my friend is gonna study game design at full sail too

16:24

he's gonna end up like toro!

You gotta have the right portfolio and live in the right city

once again, entropy specifically verbalising what i'm meming

16:24

god bless you

I'm gonna go to college to get a professional e-sports degree

16:24

ez!

lmao

im sorry ain that i dont grasp your high levels of irony

16:25

sometimes

hey it's not like you can't succeed in these fields of study

I think it was actually a compliment entropy

thistbh

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ok i clearly dont get what he says

Ain speaks in riddles and memes

but christ torogadude could've gotten better life choices from a fortune cookie

It is very hard to decipher him sometimes

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16:26

this is literally torogadude p<0.05

Toro will be a billionaire once the gamers rise up

What specific field was Toro going into

didnt he do 3d modeling or something

he studied video game design

I dont want to sit here and shittalk toro all day, but im curious

16:27

okay but like

16:27

What part of video game design

say no more

16:27

probably the coding

there is a "game design" degree I believe

haha

very general purpose

So if hes going in as a programmer, lets see his coding portfolio

16:27

and his website for it

torogaman gonna be the next hideo kojima

thats the only way to determine how good someone is

yeah you're right

16:27

it's not all doom and gloom for toro, he'll be fine

16:28

but his story is just one of glorious keks

he was able to leave 2b so hell certainly be fine

hes still here!

also funny is torogadude and bitcoin

16:28

and you and bitcoin, todarac :/

hes here as a shadow of his former self

bitcoin is yummy and a cutie

bitcoin will make a comeback

actually i dont think he ever cared

but in like more than 5 years lol

of course it will make a comeback

its only downhill for quite a while lmao

once something falls so far the only place it has to go is up

16:29

or die

tod keeps dreaming with his 1 bitcoin left

good thing you held while it was high so you could wait another 5 years to cash out then

I wonder how many people bought bitcoin while it was like 20k or whatever the fuck and then held it too long

for everyone else, i painfully begged todarac to sell his >1btc at like 5 different instances where he would be majorly in profit at this point

at which prices was that

ain riding the hype train while Im just on the rollercoaster for the ride

between 13-18k

16:30

i looked up the highest and it was about 2 weeks before the all-time high

dogecoin will surpass bitcoin in value in 10 years

16:30

mark my words atheists

YES

then when it bounced after crashing and sat at 18k

16:31

i told him this is the time to do it before it's too late

16:31

i actually feel bad about it

lol

16:31

why

i'm not a fucking sadist, i wish you just fucking sold dude

father is typing

money doesnt make you happy

16:31

rollercoasters make you happy (edited)

5

what a pointless thing to be sad at

HOLY SHIT

you can buy a rollercoaster with money

BABBAJ I LOVE YOU

words of wisdom

fuck this

16:32

Babbaj for worshipful

thistbh

2

yes

4

kek

Everything out of babbajs mouth should go into the national library

upboat

4

you better fucking vote

thistbh

1

petition for Father BabbaJ to be renamed to "Daddy BabbaJ"

i wish i could upvote that twice

make a new account

16:32

ah, you gotta be a big boy to make links to here

vote SEZ

yes

1

sad

fuck you!!!

1

what are we saying about me

HE LIVES

making fun of your life choices and bitcoin

toro what specific field of game design did you study

I didn’t do game design because I liked to game, I knew people like that were dumb

yeah that's what they all say

he did it cuz he knew one day gamers would rise up

I went because I won national awards with two educational games I made in high school

educational

"i promise dude, i wasn't one of them"

so I figured I was pretty good at it

Programming, 3d art, 2d art, sound design?

cum design

the degree at full sail was “Game Art and Design” so it was 3d Art mostly, but I switched in computer animation a little bit into it since I figured vgd was just narrowing myself down and I could still do it if I wanted

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so my degree is a bachelor of science in computer animation

Henry Sanders

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16:35

i'm in a discord with henry and some of his friends and they're all far-left irrational communists

I love how the media put that out before his announcement and used that picture

absolutely gaslighting

why toda

Clinton News Network exposed

they somehow did the mental gymnastics once to tell me that abstaining from a gay marriage legalisation plebiscite was homophobic

16:36

i'm not even making this up

16:36

@Brother Fruit

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16:36

@Brother Fruit

isn't abstaining just basically saying you aren't gonna make a choice cuz you're too much of a pussy to risk your political career?

16:37

it isn't homophobic

yeah bro >my political career

oh i'm used to the US

16:38

where we wouldn't get to vote on shit like that, it would be a congress decision

16:38

if the supreme court hadn't fixed it already

we didn't get to vote, it was a plebiscite

16:38

our vote was to inform the politicians, who would ultimately decide

ah gotcha

of course whatever the nation voted would have to be what the politicians concluded

then abstaining is just lazyness

no, i'm just indifferent

ah, I could see how that could be construed as homophobic by henry and his alt-left cronies then

henry is a cop!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm truly neutral though

16:40

not in the way that people who say "no, i really don't care bro!" actually do care a little

16:40

i really have no stake in this

Yeh but henry is all about fighting other peoples fight

16:40

and by henry I mean the far left of course

their rationalisation was that if i'm okay with letting the vote fall to legalisation of gay marriage being denied, i'm homophobic

again, from their perspective I could see how they'd think that

... but i'm also okay with the vote passing and gay marriage being legalised

16:42

i tried to explain this and we had a brief back and forth

gay marriage should not be allowed if you’re straight

I don't agree with it, but if you're all about fighting for the rights of others then not participating is the same as helping the other side

16:42

typical tribalism

they couldn't see what i meant though

I’m not reading any of this but you’re all the feds

I just don't like how people shame you if you don't agree with it

END

16:42

THE

16:42

FED

Anyone that disagrees with me is a communist

16:43

McCarthyism nigga

some people i know were spurred to vote 'no' to legalise it by the number of people who gave them shit to vote 'yes'

Get birded

funnily enough, my whole family voted no and gave me shit for not voting no too

Ding dong you’re wrong

typical tribalism

Should gay marriage be legal? Yes. Do I agree with it? No.

i told henry and his friend this and they still said i was the enemy lol

I mean, I don't even think marriage should be a government thing

16:44

so

They can do what they want. Just as long as they keep that shit to themselves.

kek

you wouldn't believe how many people actually voted no

ain is a fascist

smash the fash

38% (4.87mil) no to 62% (7.82mil) yes

16:45

australia population 24.6mil

wait what

Man it must suck to have a crooked penis

seriously?

16:46

Australia population is the same as texas population?

16:46

I thought you guys were big boys

nah we're just white so we count more

that sounds like commie-speak

Why don’t we all just hang out at an alt right rally

we have more influence on the global socio-political scene as a western nation

16:47

i have to spell it out explicitly for you autists

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I wonder if the texas militia and national guard could crush you guys militarily

So you’re disagreeing with me

probably

does Australia have an aircraft carrier?

Therefore you are wrong

no lol

16:48

when we joined world war 2, we sent our 2 tanks and 1 ship

16:48

metaphorically

yeah we'd crush you then

Why didn’t we nuke Australia

we have the USS lexington, an outdated early cold-war aircraft carrier

we did nuke australia

16:48

it was grounds for nuclear testing by the uk

kek

pretty close to where krobar lives

Ned kelly

ned kelly wasn't where krobar lives

16:49

completely different state

Still ned Kelly

I keep forgetting australia has states

egocentric american

fucking thieves

16:49

we invented the state don'cha know?

austria, australia. same thing

^

1/5 people in australia descend from convicts

16:50

i'm not one

Hitler was born in australia

thistbh

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fyi

Australia is still a prison colony

16:51

Everyone except for the Australians already know that (edited)

new zealand doesn't exist

16:51

prove me wrong

I can't

16:52

because you're right

16:52

New Zealand actually crashed into australia in the 1800's and turned into the great barrier reef

the universe was created last thursday

16:52

prove me wrong

proof: newtons flaming laser sword

wrong

+ occams razor

newton's razor states that nothing matters unless it can be proven by empirical evidence i.e. experiment (edited)

correct

16:54

you can't use experiments to prove that the universe was created last thursday

16:54

all the experiments point to billions of years ago

you also can’t use experiments to prove that the universe wasn’t created last Thursday

no lol

>proving a negative

occam's razor is correct, newton's is incorrect

they both work

no, think it through

well you can use experiments to judge how long ago thermodynamics converged, but not by use of the term “created”

well then shit

16:55

the beginning of the universe gets fucked by newtons flaming laser sword

there's no experiment that can prove the universe wasn't just created last thursday

you were created five seconds ago with all of your current memories

get wrecked (((scientists)))

prove me wrong

16:56

brain in a jar

who's to say it wasn't created in the design that'll indicate in experiments that it was created billions of years ago

fed impulses, brought to life with all its memories and emotions seconds ago

16:56

welcome to life sez

it feels horrible

16:56

why the fuck did this happen

that’s normal

nice

nah don't meme this

also why was I created laying on a chair with my legs on another chair

actually think about it

that seems like an odd place to put me

it's just how it was

and Ain I know the thought experiment

you don't realise it, but you're essentially trying to validate newton's razor with occam's razor

the reason newtons flaming laser sword works is because you can't prove a negative

also why is cum stored in my balls

though that's probably another philosophical razor (edited)

16:58

cum is stored in the balls because sperm can die at the natural temperature of your body. Because of this, your testicles hang outside of the body in order to regulate heat

my balls sure are pretty hot rn

cum is stored under the scrotum

they're in my pants

not as hot as your core body temperature

16:58

ah

it's humid in there

you ruined it then

SHIT

no wonder the spermcount of men is dropping everywhere

16:59

there aren't enough nudists

grabbing my balls out now brb

there's a reason the zipper is there dingus

16:59

it's to hang your balls out of

mine doesnt have a zipper

16:59

what can i do, oh intellectual mane?

got any scissors?

17:00

or get one of those micro-usb fans

dude this guy is a trap bro he is tryin to make u cut ur penis off!!!

attach it to a battery and stick that shit down your pants

we need the aid of the great thinker of the discord:

17:00

@Brother Toro

@Brother Toro is bitcoin coming back

actually I wonder what the exact temperature it is that sperm dies at

17:01

cuz couldn't you theoretically dunk your nuts in 110 degree water for like 10 mins and become temporarily infertile?

hello what am I called to judge

ains nuts are too hot

17:01

his babies are dying

there isn't a temperature, it's more of a curve

well sperm dies no matter what so I’d say it’s a matter of the timeframe

how do i prevent myself from becoming infertile like mcneo?

if it’s really hot or cold its lifespan is shortened

apparently 40c is enough to kill virtually all sperm

hmmm well

haha here's a spoiler sez

number one is get a girl before you’re 40

40C is hot enough to kill YOU

aww

17:02

worth it

lol

also wait

17:02

do you not take hot showers?

17:03

that's only like 107 degrees or some shit

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17:03

hahahahaha

17:03

neuter'd

in texas it gets hotter than that in the summer

17:03

like every day

17:03

and i'm okay

17:03

you gotta actually raise the temperature of your NUTS to 40c to kill them (edited)

17:03

ah I see

107 degree shower is water bouncing off your skin

maybe I could stick some thermite in the condom

if your body temperature was 107 you would die

bluepill

1

u would melt

yeh I get it now

rofl

worth it

give us more wisdom torogadude

but yeah sperm starts to die at 98.6 degrees

we are so lost without you

so you'd just soak your nuts in 39c water

more wisdom

it'd be rough but you'd shoot blanks

did you know if you were alone in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and the ISS flew overhead you’d be closer to the people up there than anyone else on earth

yeah knew that

it's pretty unfortunate

17:06

if earth had like 80% the mass it did now it would be so much easier to get into space

17:06

assuming we would actually have formed*

But the Y highway is harder to travel

17:06

Unless you’re going down it

uhm getting to space is easy, getting to orbit is why we need all that fuel

want actual realistic technology to believe in? space elevator my nigga

17:07

that'll happen some day

getting to space isn't easy

17:07

easy COMPARED to orbit sure

Toro, that’s bullshit

wrong

If it was easy everyone would be doing it

escape velocity is easy to get, going sideways at 8000km/s to stay in orbit is what 90% of the fuel is for

yeah toro, wrong

space elevator is impossible with all known and theoretical materials

Have you ever been to space toro?

I mean easy in terms of gov stuff etc

toro is a very smart goy bro he mastered the c sharp programmer language in one week

not for a single person obviously

true legend

I’m just giving you a hard time lol

good work herm

17:08

learn from the master

Cum.

torogadude is building his own rocket rn

torogadude should be renamed to Mason Punching Bag

:(

I still respect you toro.

RESPECT

people punch me for literally no reason and I’m just here going ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i respect your face with my fist

you just take it lying down bro

@Ain here's a good video on space elevators if you don't mind this dudes lisp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc8_AuzeYKE

Upward Bound: Space Elevators

it's so easy

thanks ain I appreciate it

Fuuuuuck this hour and a half commute

yeah I take it because fighting with someone on the Internet is rarted

Isaac Arthur is a fantastic channel

^

so I just say whatever man what do you want me to do

Ive seen the Iron Stars video like 4 times

I get time to myself but it’s a long time

that's the thing

Your boy herm spends three hours on a train every single day (edited)

when is minecraft adding space

if you really thought that, you wouldn't respond and entertain this fucking bullying lol

heres a big-brain idea. Nuke the shit out of an area so the radioactive dust and atmosphere flies up hundreds of miles more than normal. Fly a plane through that nuclear fallout into space

17:10

EZ space travel completely sound engineering

so I’m supposed to stop talking in the only discord I talk in because some tard says mean things

17:11

ok good logic

space will be added in 1.1̵̈́̓6̶̆̈́

@Brother Toro do you leave at 5:00

yea

@een snail from palestine

you just respond with the weakest shit in the pretext of telling yourself "i'm a better person, ha", but stand back from it and you're subjecting yourself to pain for nothing

I feel weird leaving at 5:00

1.10????

you enjoy having your balls whipped, like i've been saying

Like people would judge me

1.10 came out wtf???

nah this is 1.10 three

that's why you're retarded

1.16 lol

17:11

oops

1.1̸̋́6̵̇́

minecraft 2.0 when

6

hytale

stop using this cucked char

17:12

6̵̇́

>subjecting myself to pain words on the internet are pain? If I respond I’m dismissing it so I can get on with th convo

also, welcome back ox

SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING

mojang doesn't know how decimals work

hope everything is okay now

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smib

im just using https://lingojam.com/GlitchTextGenerator

1.10 update should have been 2.0

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but they were too lazy to add enough content

what about when you spoke 1 on 1 with tim?

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@broder lampa 🦍

(edited)

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SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING

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i'm pointing this out so maybe you accept the criticism and be better

D

Z!!!!!!!

yeah with Tim it was funny because Tim is a huge mong who was pretending I was this imaginary friend

Wow.

several people are spamming...

Tim is a big node

🐒

🦍

nah bro, it was funny for about 5 minutes

who was all the things he said

mode_modules

you spoke to him for a cumulative 30mins

Who was they indeed

you were just having your balls whipped

Tim is probably the most alpha guy I’ve ever met tbh

it was really fucking sad

it was actually about 10 minutes and I stopped replying because it stopped being funny

@een snail from palestine

you are just unobservant

don't pretend it was shorter

🦍

it was somewhere in the range of 20-30

Half the things Tim said were wrong about toro anyways

I think it just shows toro has nothing to prove to children

13 minutes exactly remember, I counted it for you when you thought it was two hours or something

@broder lampa wasup qt

still, stopped being funny long before you stopped entertaining his sad pleasures

wasup

= you enjoyed getting your balls whipped

It was me

17:15

Plz stop

Tim wasn’t whipping my balls, he was just masturbating to his imagination

bigot

and you’re dumb for thinking otherwise

Herm hates apes?

Again

there were 2 things going on there and that was one of them

17:16

he jerked himself off and you got your balls whipped

's did nothing wrong

not really but ok

Restarting that it just shows that toro doesn’t care about what literal kids on the internet think about him

ask anyone else who actually read it, like henry

17:16

or any of you go search it up

I read it all

it was fuckign sad my dude

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Tim looked retarded

it’s better than arguing like an actual autistic person

yeah, but why were you letting yourself get fucked for so long?

it wasn’t long, and I didn’t need to defend myself against a child like herm said

it's clearly more than "hA De hAaA, look at this idiot!!"

Yep

17:17

The stuff he said was wrong about toro anyways

i'm not saying defend yourself; you didn't need to even engage with it at all

no matter how you construe this I wasn’t enjoying being “whipped” I was enjoying watching a manchild pretend he’s superior to everything that exists

that you let him shit on you was fucking weird

It was funny to see how far Tim would go though

exactly

Really pathetic

torogadude enjoys being called a loser

yes, tim was much more pathetic, but THIS^

I was literally saying “think of something better tim this is boring” and he complied because he’s a moron

17:18

okay this is a dumb argument

and yet you did that long past the joke being funny

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ain you’re a tard for thinking I felt legitimately insulted by Tim in any way

17:18

that’s my closing remark

i think you want to justify that this didn't look bad, but henry saw it too and said your actions were kinda getting sad by the end

tim = virgin chad toro = chad virgin?

whatever helps you sleep man

17:19

idc

Who has the picture

lmao

With the Emperium as the armpit hair

kek

you were like the guy in the argument who says "i don't care", after having argued for many minutes

This is a stupid debate

^

absolutely in denial

What are we even arguing about

whether I enjoyed Tim insulting me I think

17:21

pretty dumb imo

17:21

herm check out the profile page on my site

17:21

what do you think

Can you link it?

https://www.edudagorot.com/user/torogadude

Also I’m on mobile and I ain’t opening that shit on my work computer

it’s mobile responsive

Hey that’s nice

if you look at your profile there’s more options

jewishnerdboyslookingforhoochies.org (edited)

I do wonder what the back to homepage buttons purpose is

17:22

If there’s a navbar

eventually I’ll have a private mail option

proof discord is based

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17:23

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actually the back button will take you to the previous page you were on if it was on the site

17:23

but since I linked directly it just says homepage

lolicon is only ok if its furry -discord

Go it

it wasn't that you enjoyed being insulted, i'm arguing that you're a charlatan who didn't have the spine to back away from being insulted or defend yourself either

okay but

Got it*

look at the dudes pfp

17:23

clearly BIASED

calm down ain holy lol

also wtf there is furry toddlercon?

17:24

that's fucked

yes

He didn’t need to defend himself

and discord allows it LOL

you basically took a weak middle-ground of imagining superiority instead of actually acting

17:24

that's cuckolded

17:24

that's the problem

since staff team is full of sjw furrys

oooook buddy

17:24

so herm like if you’re in a comment section and click someone’s profile, going back will take you to that post again

yeah lol

alright sweet

henry can corroborate

allthefoxes is the retard who banned my account

It would be way sadder if he legitimately defended himself to Tim’s shitposts

now we can spam furry children in all sorts of discords

he’s the pedo defender bte

Yeah that’s nice

no bro, it’s okay if it’s properly tagged

daily reminder that if u got a furry pic

17:25

u wont get banned

17:25

by allthefoxes and his friends

17:25

aka the only people who do bans

17:25

rofl

hmm

17:25

does my pfp count?

you're right herm

not really furry

17:25

but it is a neko

no its anime

but if he did it at great length

thats a instant ban

fuck

he should've just told tim to fuck off then left lol

17:26

or just left

even if u just called someone a faggot loL!!!

17:26

instant ban

welp

its over

I need to make my pfp cub then

LOL

thistbh

now THERE is a reason for discord nitro

17:26

cub gif pfp

yeah but ignoring isn’t fun when it’s so easy to bait Tim into looking like an autistic child

17:26

that’s what it was, baiting Tim, not me being whipped

17:26

sheesh ain read the convo

is this still going on

it went on past that point imo

calm down who cares

me and Ox were having a lovely conversation about underaged animals (edited)

yeah okay in your opinion

17:27

I thought it was funny

17:27

whatever dude

I thought it was sad from tims perspective

you keep telling yourself that

I’m going to get lunch

Have fun

yeah it was much sadder for tim

you are 0iq

lmao

goodbye

What’s for lunch today

finally, he acts

17:28

"i don't care"

Damn we’ll never know what he got for lunch

Nuke that shit

he said "idc" like 5 minutes ago in the argument

For me it’s burgers and sweet potato fries

then kept arguing hmmm

Henry does your mom pack you lunch

17:28

My mom did when I was in HS

17:28

Shameless

do you remember tim vs torogadude henry?

some child in china packs my lunch

Why do u ask

then it's shipped over to the good ol' USA and put in a supermarket

Idk

want you to tell people what you think

I get lunch at work Monday Wednesday Friday

17:30

And then Tuesday Thursday

17:30

I hate myself

17:30

And I have to get it myself

17:30

Like an animal

go on lunch break and hunt pigeons with an air rifle

17:30

easy meal

Yeah I live in California

hence the air rifle

I probably don’t know what you’re talking about

17:31

An air rifle?

17:31

Is that like an air soft gun?

pellet gun

17:31

nah

17:31

it shoots actual lead pellets

17:31

but uses compressed air

Can you open carry abfucking pellet gun

either hand compressed or in bottles

it would be such a shame if you had a controversial opinion, wouldn't it henry

Can that kill people

yeah

17:31

but so can a slingshot

Right

a pellet gun is comparable in power to a .22 pistol

17:32

except it's a rifle

17:32

and you have to pump it like 8 times for 1 shot

Shut up Ain

or buy a compressed air one

You already said I agreed with you

only shot a glock and a bolt action rifle

Well in either case I don’t want to eat pidgeobs

I literally could not care less about this

was fun

Pigeons*

show me your cum @Brother Fruit

But Henry

then hunt falcons instead

Can you answer my question

actually I doubt they taste much better, they are eating pigeons

17:33

and it's prolly highly illegal

Yes, Herm

17:34

lol

also herm looked it up, air rifles aren't considered guns in California

answer my question henry

17:34

ree

so it'd be like carrying an airsoft hunting rifle

17:34

except it could actually kill people

I did answer it

no the one about cum

Not a question

I showed you my dick please answer

show me your cum?

no

FUCK

17:35

come build trees with me

17:35

i'll love and respect you forever

7359_Nyanyan_think

fuckin tree hugger

tree builder

tree searcher (width first)

https://www.amazon.com/SMG-Full-Auto-Belt-Pellet/dp/B005FMPY5O

17:40

oh look

17:40

a fully automatic pellet gun

17:40

I genuinely want this

17:41

bring it to a paintball match

The dems will cuck Bernie again prolly

Yeah

what makes you think that?

18:40

like I wouldn't be surprised but what stuff is being released about him

I’m back

18:46

I had Wendy’s for lunch

18:46

lol ain cucking yourself for Henry’s opinion

18:47

see what I mean is idc about your opinion of me or what you think of me

18:47

I care that you use that convo with Tim as an excuse to berate me nonstop

18:47

every time I type in this discord it’s followed by an attack from you

18:48

I try to laugh along because I consider you to be a friend but if you genuinely want me to treat you like a troll to prove I’m not a “punching bag” then I’ll just ignore you i guess

henry and i know it's just a meme, tandoori brother

well it’s super obnoxious and i’d appreciate if you didn’t

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Think I'm going to leave, I just don't feel comfortable about a bunch of men larping as girls. I really hope you guys do get yourselves figured out, my guess this is all just a phase. Just because you wear skirts and makeup does not mean you can be a girl, you really have to have the spirit of being a woman, and obviously the reproductive organs, I don't know what the devil told you, but he's really getting to your head, please be safe guys, I'm about to puke from what you guys are doing but that's ok, it's not my fault you're stuck bye.

epic copypasta

sasha posted it in emperium chat

19:10

incredibly ironic copypasta

LOL

19:10

LOL

Think I'm going to leave, I just don't feel comfortable about a bunch of men larping as girls. I really hope you guys do get yourselves figured out, my guess this is all just a phase. Just because you wear skirts and makeup does not mean you can be a girl, you really have to have the spirit of being a woman, and obviously the reproductive organs, I don't know what the devil told you, but he's really getting to your head, please be safe guys, I'm about to puke from what you guys are doing but that's ok, it's not my fault you're stuck bye.

19:10

someone invite me to the emperium discord so i can paste this

Lol tranny gets offended at other trannies trying to be trannies

inv me @SonEasterZombie

can't

19:11

don't have permissions

FUCK

wrecked

how can we get me in then

don't worry, people are already spamming it there

19:11

@Deleted User

ask for an invite link for AIN

let ain into emperium

i'm a fucking oldfag bro

19:11

i joined in 2011, they better respect me

oldrag*

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i use an old rag to mop up my cum

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I started a new one

19:16

These people are sheeple

thank you for your service nick

19:17

Think I’m going to kill myself, the social impact of men pretending to be women has a drastic and painful effect on the well being of men and women across this great nation. Speaking of the nation, we need to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out, some of those Mexicans, you guessed it, are men pretending to be women... and that is wrong. The other day I walked into Walmart and witnessed a Mexican couple picking up apples in the produce isle and putting them in their pants then placing them back on the shelf.

crap I left the emporium because some gay boy kept tagging me in there

Your brother

Ericudo is in there

19:19

yeah that’s why I was

19:19

but one of his cronies kept tagging me and Eric wouldn’t ban him so I left

Yeah he’s kinda lame

Think I’m going to kill myself, the social impact of men pretending to be women has a drastic and painful effect on the well being of men and women across this great nation. Speaking of the nation, we need to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out, some of those Mexicans, you guessed it, are men pretending to be women... and that is wrong. The other day I walked into Walmart and witnessed a Mexican couple picking up apples in the produce isle and putting them in their pants then placing them back on the shelf.

yum

19:29

mexican ballsweat on my apples

19:30

@Brother Sun is that a delicacy in Mexico

https://i.imgur.com/66tZfmX.png

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todarac dont be so correct men! its just a meme

https://i.imgur.com/TcA4Rrf.png

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Me next!

@Brother Toro no you mong

19:40

it's just a pair of mongos rubbing their nuts on fruit

19:41

that is why there is an unironic concern for having brown people unsupervised

19:41

demonstrably lower income niggers tend to be absolute fucking animals

are you not a brown person?

People will never know the things I’ve seen in Walmart

Sun isn't a mestizo confirmed?

hahaha @Brother Todarac it's just a meme dude

19:50

i'm not changing

19:50

fuck you

Burn in hell

@Брат Bird it's just a meme dude

19:50

i'm not changing

19:50

fuck you

nick can confrim @SonEasterZombie

19:50

I am not brown at all

Sun is the most brown man I’ve ever seen

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Very brown

19:51

The brownest

>:U

slung

fucker

19:52

U:<

Jk sun is very white surprisingly white

19:52

The whitest

hmm

Burn in hell

@Brother Bird it's just a meme dude i'm not changing fuck you

Burn in hell

@Brother Bird it's just a meme dude i'm not changing fuck you

19:53

the cycle is just as todarac predicted!

19:53

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@SonEasterZombie what did u need

invite me to the emperoom

me 2

i have some words to say

is sean still there???

i think ain is still banned but ill send him a link

lmao

send me the wink pls

and emperor took my unban perms away

I mean

19:56

you have the edgiest tarded pic possible

link me brother

I'd take your perms based on that alone

19:56

just on principle

yeah, nuke that shit

jordan has a link and wont respond to dms

19:56

reeed

19:56

@Brother Oppenheimer

@Brother Oppenheimer

he’s playing minecraf don’t bother him

Ain in pain

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20:13

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Tandoori chicken?

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20:14

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20:15

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wtf i HATE cock now

throwback

who is jewish banker and why is he at my christmas base

people should say “tastes like cock” instead of “tastes like chicken” since they’re synonymous

How do you know this info @Brother Toro

1

I’ll never tell

brother terbin joined the server. 29/01/2019 22:03

I vouch for @brother terbin

22:03

cool cool guy

Good evening to all, I feel humbled and honored to be here

welcome

22:07

and hi

Anyone ufo vouches for I’m against he likes anime

wtf

22:10

i dont even watch anime

That’s exactly what a weeb would say

Honestly I'm not up to date on anime, but I like some of the studio studio ghibli stuff

Unidentified man bad

basically the mainstream stuff

studio gihbli is lit

!!!

thats like barely anime

Admission to anime

the director hates anime

Cowboy beepop I loved the intro

this is an anime group now

but that is where my knowledge ends

we did have a weeb role

Brother Unidentified is weeb

22:14

UFO opinion no longer matters

i just have a weeb older brother

22:14

so im like quasi weeb

Tough luck brodder

wtf

22:14

i thought bird liked me

mean:(

22:15

ur making me sad

I do I’m just messing around my dude

me too :b

22:15

you can shit on me all you want bb

22:15

shit all

22:15

over

22:15

me

Shit chest

22:15

slung

Why does brother ufo have so many new friends

22:16

Is he selling invites on his market

22:16

He could be

22:17

jeff

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okay but this newfriend is actually lit

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like the only person who hasnt asked me to add him

22:17

i just thought he needed to be here

I would love a chance to prove myself

youhave to shit on my chest

This

I have done some research and found out that alpha leaves must have appeared naturally for the first time with the 1.8 update beginning of 2015, any leaves before that must have been commanded in

22:18

have informed salc1 of that

Also must match my opinions on everything or you are wrong and suck

^ this

haha alright

22:19

let's see if it is a fit then

also beware of a fearless dictator henry

22:19

if you really disagree with him he will BAND YOU

BAND for life

22:20

A risk I am willing to take

band from 2b2t forever

living la vida loca I guess

Also herm runs the 2b2t server so watch out

^^^^

22:21

im in art history past 1945 right now and im not paying attention at all

Hi terbin, nice to see you

Without the risk of being found at some point, where is the fun in it anyway

22:21

Thank you Jordan, likewise!

UFO Im getting a minor degree in European history

oh SHIT

Really makes u think

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4

hahaha its my favorite class right now

22:22

i love modern/contemporary art

Брат Bird 29/01/2019 22:23

so question

That’s right I can do that now

do you guys do several different classes?

22:23

because i only do computer science

My next job is to overthrow Henry

wtf bird (edited)

22:24

im in art school so we got a bunch of different classes

Oof art school

not an artist tho

22:25

im a designer

oh okay

industrial design

22:25

will give 1$ to whoever can tell me what that is

You design industrial stuff

22:26

:ihatemyself:

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ahahahaha

22:27

thanks snapchat

22:29

this is you nick

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I actually want the word to loose it’s kick

22:30

It’s stupid

22:30

I’m a very tolerant person

Well you saying it will not accomplish that

au contraire

23:08

it actually makes it less impactful

23:08

it's making it a taboo

23:08

making it something to be scorned

23:09

that makes it have impact

23:09

this should be common sense by now

lol biggest kek ever

23:10

was just swiping on tinder

23:10

someone i know passes by

23:10

look at the picture

23:10

im in one of them with my ex

23:10

+ that person

I mean

23:11

if you like that person, that could be one hell of a talking point

23:11

certainly better than "hey you hot"

we know each other pretty good already and not really interested :p

eh

23:12

can respect that

today i learned

23:13

my ex is scared of going out because she is scared if I will be there there will be a fight (verbally ofc)

23:13

which I won't do even tho she was the shit person lol

23:14

maybe some passive agressive comments thats all :p but i am sarcastic all the time anyway

that sounds

23:26

like she is still unsure about a lot of things

23:26

tbh

23:26

maybe down the line she should talk about it

why is your ex even talking to you if it was on bad enough terms she’d be afraid of a fight (edited)

That is what I'm implying

23:35

just with some tact

oh i didn't see what you said

well we got lots of mutual friends where she lives

23:47

and thats where i go out these days

23:48

and i aint stopping going out because she decided one dick wasnt enought

23:48

a mutual friend told me that she doesnt want to go out cause i am

Obviously still fixated with you my mans

23:49

Keep doing what you’re doing

told the mutual friend its her turn to talk, its her turn to take the harder way and come to me and fix shit

23:49

fix shit as in, being able to be in same room without getting pissed :p

How’s tinder treating you?

23:50

Have you been to any dates yet?

no

23:51

just go out 3 times a week with friends

23:51

those mutual friends :p

23:52

not drinking it away tho, i drive home everytime (30min )

(edited)

23:53

i like driving so thats no problem :p

i like drinking

me too, but I like beiing on time at work :p

23:56

especially after my raise

feeling appreciated at work is fun :p (edited)

i feel like ill have to look further from home to find work

23:57

which means no easy saving money

i drive 50min

23:58

but in your sector i suppose you dont get a car and gascard (or whatever its called)

summer job is 50min driving and i hate it

23:58

the driving, that is

23:59

well now my brother got his license so ill let him make up for the times i had to drive him

haha :p

23:59

I like driving, with some good music

id do a lot to live close to work

800km a week

00:00

well if i move im moving close for sure

00:00

but for now its fine

00:01

well depending how much i got out actually

00:02

everynight i go out adds 50km :p

that sucks man

like i said i like driving :p (and i dont have to pay for gas even for private use) (edited)

00:05

well belgium people suck at driving which is less fun

00:05

adds some tension to it

how does a brain decide to like things

00:06

its so fucking random

I think i would like to be an uber driver, but I can't use the car from work for that and belgium doesnt do that yet except brussels

i saw a video how uber drivers are heavily underpaid when factoring in all long term car costs

could be

be one of those bike couriers, less upkeep and you get giant thighs

00:10

like that premium rush movie

00:10

not sure about the pay though

Prepare for war Canada

in belgium we have that already but they gget "abused" by the companies

00:11

there was lawsuit about them not following certain laws

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degree kelvin

00:11

thats cold

00:12

and impossible

Its really that cold here lad

00:12

Nick probably has around neg 50

00:12

Windchill though ofc

where you guys at?

Minnesota and Wisconsin (edited)

-47F is -44C

00:14

never felt less than -20C (edited)

00:14

when i was in prague

toronto be a cold bithc rn. debating wether or not I start my move there this year

>-9c (edited)

00:31

that is not bad considered a little south it is like -40c

37c for melbourne today

00:58

big oof

36c Adelaide

01:17

45 in the tin shed i work in

about 0 c for me

sad times for krobar

01:26

I remember refereeing basketball in 39 degrees and the rule is that games are cancelled at 40 degree

01:26

but it just flickered on 39 degrees for most of the day it was so fucking annoying

This is Australia. No soft cocks allowed.

toronto was freezing a couple days ago 0x

01:30

like

01:30

legit fucking freezing

01:30

it looked like someone vaped all over toronto

01:30

with all the mist and snow that was falling

Sounds nice

it looked pretty af

01:33

but holy titballs was it cold

@Brother Sun yeah it was only like -20 lol

yeah well

without wind chill

idc if you felt colder

01:53

my nuts felt cold

01:53

and I didn't like it

with wind chill it was prob like -50 Rolf

-30 here without windchill

02:26

C

02:26

So -22F

This commute is looooooong

02:56

02:56

Why do I do what I do

how long? I have a 35 min commute and im not very fond of it

Hour and a half

03:28

Also $20

03:28

Plus a $10 uber each way

03:28

Today the Uber was $16 on the way back ^__^

1/8 of the day in a car fun stuff (edited)

It’s a train

03:30

I’m a choo choo boy

03:30

So I uber to and from the train station

03:30

Office is next to the station there

ah. i rode a train for the first time last week

So I walk from there

03:30

Nice

if subways dont count

These at least have outlets

03:31

I don’t have to be at work until 10:00am at least

03:31

I get back home at 7:30pm

03:31

Bed at 11:00ish

03:31

Up at 7:00 am

i like working early and having the afternoon to do stuff

2b2t collection has a dropdown menu for mobile now

03:34

so the site is officially totally mobile responsive

03:34

if anyone would like to check

ive been hearing about this website but know absolutely nothing about it

https://www.edudagorot.com/user/lGVwr7WvU9

03:35

the css is all finished except the home page too, every page on the site has finished css except it

03:35

what do you think herm

breithan the 2b2t collection is a site i'm making to host a bunch of 2b2t stuff, like an uncensored forum, a mapart collection, map and base coords, timeline, etc

03:46

i'm shutting the server off for the next couple days

thats cool. will there be history of bases included when its known anyways? coords and pics are cool but the history is the best part

the site will be entirely user-contributed for all the content

03:47

so i will enable history to be available but it's up to the base uploader to give history

ok. ill be sure to contribute what little i know

Toro, I'm unable to load the site. Is it down?

his second to last message

Oh.

TORO YOUR WEBSITE

oh shit toro shut his website down for a few days

05:26

everyone panic

Everyone @Brother Toro

I made the 2b2t.online coords API public so feel free to use it.

1.13 boys :DDDD

what?

server just restarted

no its just a normal restart lmao

I figured a bunch of us just got kicked

yeah, its just the usual server restart

so no tridents : (

no

balls

damn still no 2b

08:52

blood pressure rising halp

could make an api of the map art on https://www.goodwilltrading.org/index.php?page=library&cat=maps

09:08

and for books

09:08

https://www.goodwilltrading.org/bookparser.php

09:08

book content doesnt show tho

are you part of GWT?

09:15

bruh

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oh

09:17

lol

09:18

@Brother Tanaxis on your website, you have my mapart named "Marge Crunk." It's supposed to be "Marge Krumping" lol

09:19

also I didn't know that hovering over his name would reveal his GWT tag.

thats on the GWT discord

09:19

not on here

oh

09:19

I am not in that discord

yh thought so :p

09:31

I am goodwill trading

09:31

together with jumbo (edited)

09:31

but i have played minecraft in a while :p

Was that jumbo?

09:33

no

09:33

who posted that?

WAT

someone posted something

09:34

to do with weather

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oh it was nick

09:35

lmao

mystery solved

Wisconsin is like closed

jumbo isnt in the discord anymore afaik

Nothing is open today

He isn't that's why I was so fucking surprised for a second

ah :p

If I have skin exposed for more that 4 minutes i could get frostbite

stream it

but then again

09:37

you are a pussy

09:37

❤

Good one

@Ain in pain

do the thing girls do with sunscreen. Expose a shape on your skin to get a frostbite tatoo.

I have to move so I’m forced to be outside

09:37

I’m packing

blow bubbles outside and watch them freeze instantly

is that -48C or F?

I got an account inside the new elevation group. Took 5 minutes. What should I do with it?

Maybe I’ll go snowboarding I bet the slopes are empty

09:38

F

doesnt matter bro

Freedom measurements

if its celcius its SO much worse @Brother Todarac

-40f and -40c is the same temperature

wow. really?

I think you’re wrong

that blew my mind.

google it BIG IDIOT

Wait

hes right

anything below -40 is like, doesnt matter f or c, shits fucked

what

09:40

okay wait

09:40

so if it was -48C then its like -55F

-45 Celsius is -49 Fahrenheit

okay if you go sufficiently below then it starts to matter again

but if its -48F then its -44C (edited)

like -100f at the south pole

so

09:41

4 degrees difference

09:41

in that sense

dude wtf its zero kelvin here (edited)

The lowest natural temperature ever directly recorded at ground level on Earth is −89.2 °C (−128.6 °F; 184.0 K) at the Soviet Vostok Station in Antarctica on July 21, 1983 by ground measurements.

09:42

That’s without windchill I think

0 kelvin is -273C

Nick, try the boiling water snow trick.

https://i.imgur.com/qDq3FJo.jpg

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We do that every winter boom

fuck off imperialists

still cool though

Sorry does freedom scare you

what state are you in?

panic

09:43

hes in the cheese state manggg

cheese state lmao

Wisconsin

philly cheese state?

Go packers

no

Go badgers

thats philly

Go brewers

go cheese

did you know "barleycorn" is a real imperial measurement tool, and you can do "barleycorn to miles" on google

I was in Minnesota for 5 years. We were conditioned to hate wissies.

We have a different cheese fest in like 5 different cities in the summer

But don't worry. I never gave in to the propaganda.

We have the world largest brat fest that smash mouth is playing at this year

doesnt 0xy live in Wisconsin too

.Smash Mouth is still performing

09:45

?

oxy is from west allis

09:45

We almost went to summer fest together

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.

I ate the sharpest tool in the shed?

That's for sure.

Oxy also knows one of my friends because he went to school with her (edited)

anyway. I'm going to bed. Good luck with the polar vortex, nick. Don't let your testes freeze off. Night

thats weird

Our weather man posted this

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Im going to skip class tomorrow and take this in the class after

No balls

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who's sean

sasha

10:06

2f4u

10:06

idk anything else about it

2f4u lmao?

10:07

honestly I'm too out of date with lingo jesus

2f4u is the ign of sean

10:13

afaik

10:14

i dont know what it means

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redpill

2

10:41

2b2t'ers in the morning be like

I dont go on my pc in the morning, no time for that lol

lol yeah same here, I get up at 6:30 and go to work at 6:50

2017 feels like yesterday

that would be a very funny joke if you said it on Jan 1 2018

Let’s take bets on if my car starts

12:42

It’s currently -49 degrees

pee on it

12:44

inb4 dick inverts from coldness

Yeah it didn’t start

12:51

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YES

kinda funny i can actually like this kind of "music"

13:31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIIO9SZCrBc

(DUBSTEP) Substep Infrabass - Voices From God

13:31

not really mainstream dubstep incase you are only reading the title

wtf i love hause now???!?!???

?

13:58

elytra enabled? :p

thanks jumpy for the news

hu?

13:59

oh

13:59

nvm

13:59

but my elytrq guess was correct :p

13:59

didnt even read that picture

feburary

ACTUAL SPACEJAM 2 ?

end spawn cleanup and make huge base at end spawn

14:04

and have accounts afk with 32ks and crystals kill everybody who goes in the end (edited)

tnt machines at end gateways

or that

))

but didnt they blew up after a while?

14:05

also tnt dupers got patched no?

tnt dupers still a thing in 1.13

14:05

also rail

14:05

somehow

Actual Space jam 2 or else

14:08

End lodge?

yes, lets bring slimes there as well so we can recreate that screenshot that boomerang posted at club33

14:11

an easy task

14:11

:v)

do flying machines work well

My pipes are frozen and my water stopped running

14:34

My car won’t start

just pour hot water on the engine

14:34

oh wait

I’m melting snow to get water

you've been checkmated

I’m just trying to make ramen

how did the process of making ramen require you to try and start your car

to get ramen?

>not having at least 20 packs of ramen on deck at any one time in the event of an extended shut-in

climate change is a hoax

14:37

inb4 henry writes 10 paragraphs

climate change IS a hoax

14:37

the OBVIOUS proof is that it's -60 degrees where nick is!

14:37

that means climate change is IMPOSSIBLE

14:37

checkmate, polar bears

14:37

just move to nicks town

Everything is closed school and work

I wonder why

even your water pipes are closed :p

My car won’t start so I’m staying home boiling water to make ramen

14:41

I have no running water so I’m melting snow

>snows once in november old people: hah, climate change CANT real >is literal spring temperatures for most of December and January old people: this isn’t proof, it’s one time thing, open your eyes

14:41

where I live at least

The actual state of Wisconsin right now

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blurryeyes

it’s 20 degrees today though pretty darn cold

kek

14:42

it's 40 degrees in houston

wow that looks like a fun way to live

clean your stove

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with what water

That’s my home town police department telling everyone to be a good boy

topkek

14:43

they're right tho

The perfect time to commit a crime

honestly yeah

14:43

kidnap a kid or something

14:43

though how tf are you gonna get a kid if they aren't outside

14:44

you can't even start your car, that's how we get around in the summer

so guys, you know what no more police no more jail we are just going to ask people to not commit crime and if someone does, we are going to ask them not to

pretty much belggium tho

I'd imagine the jail cells are about -10 degrees right about now

@Brother Donald🦔

-30 without windchill

that’s actually hilarious

The jails have heated pipes

figures

14:45

why don't you

they must be pretty confident no one can go out and commit crimes

14:45

hopefully the criminals have never heard of snow shoes

Because I live in a cheap duplex

14:46

It’s hazardous for exposed skin to be outside for more than 4 minutes

14:46

Your tear ducts can freeze

14:46

It’s basically hell freezing over

i'm at a great place here rn

14:47

70 degrees colder and it's your area

14:47

70 degrees hotter and it's a texas summer

https://www.hln.be/de-krant/marokko-wil-verkrachter-niet-terug-dus-gaat-hij-vrijuit-gedeald-verkracht-geradicaliseerd-vrijgelaten~afe62598/

14:47

"morocco-will-not-take-back-rapist-so-he-goes-free-gedeald-raped-radicalized-released"

google translated the end of the cookie notification as "thank you for your trust and a lot of fun"

@Brother Todarac DUDE phi is at like over half of the smibcoin u got bro ur gonna get owned this is so sad!!!

15:59

todarac won't be the first millionaire of smibcoin v2???

I control the federal smibcoin reserves

mfw if phi gives u his smibcoin

16:00

u will be richer then todarac

I used to be richer then I stopped mining

16:00

I can retire

u need to start mining rn

just ban phis accounts

I’m too busy trying to survive the winter

16:01

Dude stop leaking

16:01

The Burger King at space jam 2 will be great

stop leaking!!!

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16:06

This is a real article

new server message

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Really looking forward to elytras.

feburary

16:17

I’d come to meetings with elytra back

16:17

there will never not be a way to exploit elytra

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Ah yes the airship I built

Yeah that was cool nick

16:23

Good job mate

i remember that lodge

deathmessages plugin is good lol

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17:24

doesn't change deaths by mobs

wtf

17:26

This is Ain erasure

Nice lie

i wish 2b2t's deathmessages were all vanilla deathmessages

epic server

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get rekt i'm at 54

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yeah well my other account is at 28!! get rekt

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fucc

At least it seems like they are going to do something about it

~nextmeeting

3 days, 3 hours, 36 minutes (2019-Feb-02 17:00:00 EST)

@brother noname is wasn't offline?

-nextmeeting

you need a squiggly line

18:24

tilde

18:24

~

18:24

not -

3 days, 9 hours, 35 minutes (2019-Feb-02 23:00:00 EST)

~nextmeeting

18:25

epic

18:25

why doesnt it show its online tho

someone asked me to put it on always offline

18:25

probably henry!!

oh okay gotcha

anime time

@Brother Toro tbh kinda objectivly false

well objectively yeah but in terms of 2b2t

18:40

the only way to stop infinite elytras will be the current full ban

18:41

of course it’s possible to do but I don’t think this server is capable of it

objectivly false

Ox is objectively gay

women are objectively objectified

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can anyone find me the lawnmower meme from the subreddit

found it https://i.redd.it/ufgasl847gz11.jpg

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News of the polar vortex has reached us lmao

20:00

As in its all over world news

20:01

@Брат Bird

Not that I am an oldfag in any way, but after long 2b sessions, playing on a non-laggy server feels strange. Obsidian getting mined on the first try suddenly seems off (edited)

I don’t think people understand how fucking cold it is rn

20:06

If you go out for a prolonged period of time, you will get frostbite

2b isnt laggy? Lies?

https://youtu.be/1ZvJmdfJPkA?t=41 @Toysoldier

The Day After Tomorrow - Chopper's Freezing

where are you living since it is so cold?

20:18

Berlin here, we have -1 farenheit at the moment

20:19

3 centigrade as we like to say here :)

Minnesota

20:27

The day after tomorrow is probably on my top 5 list

you prob live close to alpha and emperor

20:28

they are both from minnesota

@brother terbin there is a polar vortex currently over the northern states of america

20:33

So pretty much all the states are freezing

I know alpha isn’t too far away

20:34

Not same city though

I am working on a weird video project. There is this spawn download of 20k x 20k from the end of 2017. I removed all cobblestone and a few builds below appeared. If the builds below are made of cobblestone, I lose of course. Found a few fun things. thinking of doing a flight path with aperture mod from mchorse in both the map with the lavacast and the one with cobble removed. you can then cut them together nicely where you switch from one video to the other, revealing what's below. thought about calling it below the rubble

20:35

nothing spectacular but with nice relaxing music

20:35

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20:35

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20:35

2 examples

20:35

this is also in the 2017 world download :)

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20:37

this is also there, a little lab where bedrock is flattened

20:37

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20:37

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20:37

sadly today there is nothing left, just holes in the bedrock

Is terbin your IGN?

20:39

Have we ever met?

Yes Herm, however, I mainly play on the character minalgar

20:39

I do not believe we have, no

Okay cool. At some point I’ll try and hop into voice when you’re online

Perfect! just let me know

20:40

Just know I am on CET time :) I might be off though I do late hours usually

20:41

I will wake up whenever needed of course

Are you in/graduated high school?

me?

20:44

I am 38

20:44

so I am done with school :)

20:44

or

20:44

let me put it differently (edited)

20:44

I am done with the educational system

20:44

not with learning :)

20:45

Studied "Computer Systems Engineering" in denmark

Shit do you speaking danish?

but after 2 years I found that I was only doing math and physics papers

20:45

yes

20:45

I am german

20:45

but grew up in the border area

20:45

to denmark and went to a danish school in denmark

20:45

high school and university in denmark

20:46

ehm

20:46

danish school in germany

20:46

I meant

how did you survive

It’s gonna have to be a no from me

hahahaha

20:46

alright then

danish people are no good

In which way?

so many ways

its just the way it is

at the momen they are getting a more populist government

20:46

but that is happening everywhere unfortunately

20:46

alright, how can I argue with that

20:48

I have come to know that the Danish goverment and official structures are well organized. Every danish person gets a digital signature they can sign all official documents with. Police and other goverment officials are usually very friendly and forthcoming. the ministerial drive has not been killed there yet

20:48

though

20:48

they are completely different from more southern "warmer" cultures

20:48

also

20:48

healthcare is included of course

20:48

as almost everywhere in europe

20:49

so the issue with the nordics is sometimes

20:49

they tend to take some time to warm up to you

20:49

they seem cold at first

20:49

when you party and drink with them, they are you best friends

So I’m Norwegian, lamp is Swedish. You won’t win us over lad

next day they might not say hello

20:49

hahahaha

20:49

ok

20:49

yea

20:49

now I get it

20:49

sure

20:49

:)

20:49

I won't

20:50

and as the swedish say

20:50

speaking danish is easy

20:50

just put a hot potato in your mouth

20:50

I agree with you that swedish is a lot more beatiful to listen to

can’t argue with that

but for me

Except skånske

hahaha

20:50

of course

20:51

I am happy that I could escape the german school and administrative system

skånska är ju sveriges danska (edited)

danish still better

20:51

Nå, det synes du?

20:51

Der er jo broen, så ok

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found that one day

That is epic

even more for me the lodge below. Had never seen anything like it. didn't dare to take a banner

you shouldve :b

what lode was it? did you take sreenshot?

@brother terbin was my humongous obsidian 086 still there (edited)

Yes 086

21:44

in the sky

lovely

with the twirled flying towers (for the lack of better words) beside

21:46

also no banner was missing

21:46

got a world download somewhere if somebody is interested

21:46

inside lots of visitor signs

21:51

too many tracers

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i remember blowing up the hole to build that lodge

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that screenshot is actually quite helpful. Don't have much experience with tnt since I had no access to it, mined this by hand.

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22:22

it's about 250 blocks long

22:22

but next time tnt will be helpful

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thanks!

i duped dubs of tnt only for construction purposes

Bombers are easier

ye but you have to clean up after

22:26

on the other hand

22:26

that's just a few obsidian blocks

22:26

I like the redstone triggering of the tnt a lot though

it all depends on the shape youre trying to get if you just need a big hole in the ground then sure bombers are better

Tnt is more surgical?

22:27

or can be used more that way

yes

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oh that's nice, hanging constructions

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oh wow

22:30

that is really impressive

surgical hole :p

hahaha :)

22:31

I tried some hanging construction in that giant egg but was not happy with it

22:31

I built at bedrock and wanted to make it cosy

22:31

so I made a fake forest looking from my storage area

22:32

goes nowhere but it looks a bit like it could go somewhere

22:33

that's it though for my builds on 2b

22:33

then the dupe came

Pipe burst in my apartment house.... I am very close to losing my shit right now (edited)

and I have been filling up storage with build material

22:33

oh shit

avoid flowers in pictures

Rip

oh

22:33

too late

22:33

anyway

also was that dynamic surroundings that made the flowers variable in size or did i see that wrong

I am only using optifine journeymap and the hacked client

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I will call this a learning experience :)

any bedrock ores natural trees or flower / block rotation information is dangerous

I know that

22:37

all you saw in the pictures was put there by hand

22:37

also alternate blocks should be off

flower rotations are not random

ah damn

22:37

ye ok

22:37

was not aware of that

22:38

was a ware of the random texture rotations, bedrock and terrain finding methods

22:38

but not the flowers

terbin are u the goy ufo invited to the emp discord

Yes Yumpy, I head it was the most active 2b discord on the archive discord I think

22:38

heard even

22:39

since a lot of the other ones I am in are quite dead or just meme discords, I thought it would be a good place to see what is going on

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Yeah it’s prob the most active discord

22:40

I remember when emp was just like 6 guys

22:40

Lmao

:)

22:40

quite active these days

22:40

spawn has been full of banners and maps

Yeah we have a propaganda event ongoing

22:41

We have mostly been trying to flex our new 2 by 3 map art

I want to do a map art which is a render of spawn with the sun rising or setting, lavacasts in the background

22:41

but as a map art over the mantelpiece

22:42

but let's see need to save my stash first it seems

That sounds pretty dank

doc on a level of 1-10 how much more does that bursted pipe make you hate women

doc you alright man?

23:13

did the water hit your pc

LMAO @Brother Toro

@Brother Toro very funny

00:44

@Brother Sun computer is fine

nice

00:44

I know the fear

epic

ok

there is a pipe that runs in the wall of my bedroom

we may continue here

as I was saying

00:45

we cannot, as a society ever expect to keep on like we have

00:45

either the structure snaps or a group of us snap

marx man bad

horribly

people should read marx and smith

00:45

like actually read the books

like, henry, my man, is it not true that it is increasingly common for people to be unironic with the "i wanna die now" jokes?

(for the brainlets, adam smith is like the father of capitalism)

and it ain't because they are autists

oh totally

it's because it legitimately feels like shit to get up every day in a society like we have rn

@Brother Sun untill around the age of 21 my life plan included suicide by age 50

doc, please save todarac from this vomit inducing centrism

I think people should read Marx too, but as a warning. And then they should read "The Gulag Archipelago", one of the greatest anti-marxist arguments ever put into a book. Its also required reading in Russia

>marx as a warning

00:47

yes marx in fact was responsible for authoritarian dictatorships who abandoned all his ideas when they took power

00:47

lmaoooo

"and even if you are some moral paragon of virtue and do somehow manage to install this utopia of yours you better be ready for the long line of people ready to stab you in the back" - Jordan Peterson (edited)

i bet you think the USSR was a communist state too right, and not just a market economy with a mask on

All I am saying is, the mere fact henry is the one saying this and not the old fucks in here means that there are more and more people our age thinking that. And that means, it ain't long now before something gives in, and when it does, it won't be pretty. But at least it's gonna be interesting

00:49

lucky you nerds that got guns and flame throwers

Henry, I'm not going to misquote you, but this all just sounds like "people in the past did communism wrong, but not the special flavor I want"

all I got is beans and my dick

https://i.imgur.com/qIkQ0wO.png

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saved

doggo

1

well ill begin by saying communism is a stateless society and the term is a misnomer for socialism

00:50

anyway, ill continue talking because i want to address what you said

pin this

Brother Fruit 31/01/2019 00:50

there's a pretty big difference between Hitler and Ron Paul right

https://i.imgur.com/eMPLw4f.png

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00:51

@Brother Entropy that was actually exactly my argument

00:51

and henry disagreed!!!

i never disagreed you fucking melon

ok

00:51

pause

i know there is a biological impulse to reproduce

I need to know

its why niggas have breeding fetishes

00:51

anyway...

do we all agree that the old in n out feels p good?

who knows xD

right

00:52

I forgot

00:52

ginger

00:52

everyone else?

"yeah I like having sex" - some guy from Idiocracy

I think the old in and out feels pretty damn good tbh

that is all we needed folks, carry on

i could make a joke about you and idiocracy but you'd get mad

I love that movie

00:53

which character am I

It’s basically the only reason I have a third kid

I know which character you are henry

todarac, that argument is super popular, but of course socialism keeps failing, because either it is legitimately done wrong, or when it is done pretty damn right, the entire fucking world swoops in to stop it

00:54

look at the fucking cuban embargo lmao

00:54

look at indochina

00:54

(they did it wrong there tbf)

00:54

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Sankara

Thomas Isidore Noël Sankara (French pronunciation: [tɔma sɑ̃kaʁa]; 21 December 1949 – 15 October 1987) was a Burkinabé revolutionary and President of Burkina Faso from 1983 to 1987. A Marxist and pan-Africanist, he was viewed by supporters as a charismatic and icon...

00:55

have a quick read here

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00:55

this is what character you are

cool

00:57

anyway, if marx was anywhere near correct, then it would be rich capitalistic countries (USA, etc.) who are best suited to make the transition to socialism, not fucking pre-industrial agrarian shitholes (who are the ones who most often try it out of desperation)

00:57

that's kind of his point

This is actually a good example. This guy took people out of extreme poverty and forced them to build hospitals and things

00:58

its like what I do when I play Cities Skylines

if the south koreans could shit out an entire economy from stonehenge up to capitalism in 30 years

00:59

we should be able to not get an entire 20 years of people depressed enought o sepuku by their 40s

00:59

hopefully

00:59

maybe

01:00

not really now that I think about it

the bad things sankara did were to try and prevent reactionary movements from getting power and taking control via force (which they eventually were able to do with french backing)

01:01

those reactionaries were of course advocating for the neocolonialism Sankara just helped the country escape, and the french were more than happy to make that happen

01:02

I'm also willing to bet the majority of anyone paying attention has never heard of Sankara

01:02

funny how that works

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cool reply

I dont think you'll ever recover from that one

thistbh

1

(i'm definitely not mad)

01:03

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:(

[henry seething in his chair]

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hate it when i make a long argument and i get a fucking meme reply

01:04

maybe i should take ains advice and never get into arguments on the internet

oh you can get into arguments

01:04

just dont get mad at arguments over the internet

im not actually mad but I am disappointed

01:04

and unsurprised at you tbqh

so you knew exactly what you were getting into

01:05

good game

yep, except i kept going because you were debating in good faith at the start

henry thing is we have all done this

01:05

this argumentation before

01:06

and it doesn't really mater in the end because you might be inspired and win out of sheer wordplay and pizzas

01:06

but

01:06

and this is the important part

01:06

nobody

01:06

will

01:06

do

01:06

jack

01:06

shit

01:06

about

01:06

anything

"why are generation z kids making so many suicide memes?"

not even dissing you, you made good points

which idiocracy character am I

I'd say you are the energy drink

01:08

cool looking but ultimately not useful at all in context

BRAWNDO

01:08

ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES

that was a mad diss @Brother Sun

thistbh

1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3LaKy1fsw8

Mox ಠ ᴥ ಠ

ASMR: two loli's harass you at a truck stop bathroom

A few questions

02:11

but mostly

02:12

who bedrocked the end floor all those years ago

02:12

do we know

ive heard stories it was a plugin for fixing holes in nether/overworld bedrock or that it was hause. but it could also have been a player.

"end floor patched due to an exploit"

the first ever time i went to the end the dragon phased straight out of a lavacast when i came through the portal and knocked me off the spawn platform. I was saved from the void by the bedrock floor.

forum is back up, now with full mobile responsiveness

smib

1

I got into an arguement with a teacher today because he said that "catholics were not christian", and multiple students agreed with him

03:27

whereas me and two others were like "catholics were christians 1000 years before protestantism"

03:27

horray for deep south bible belt

Horray

Eh the christian god was invented by man ~2,000 years ago. If we are playing who did it first the egyptians were really ahead of their time. (edited)

edgy ^

04:18

catholics were christians, by definition, but bible belt southern trueblooded christian humans dislike the catholics for the various bad stuff they did so they say they're not "christians"

04:19

like saying hitler was a christian, but he didn't really act like one

04:19

anyway guys i added a bar on the banner with your username and a logout button, that'll eventually also have the mail button

04:19

just like reddit™

04:19

what do you think

04:19

https://www.edudagorot.com/user/lGVwr7WvU9

Gotta love that wall of text in APPLICANT COMMITTEE

05:17

@Deleted User

lmao

he's still going

05:31

R a g i n g

why does everyone assume that a detailed responce = raging?

05:42

its a complex subject

No I mean I'm raging

05:46

cuz of the wall of text

then get a ladder or something

05:50

mexicans do that when we face walls

birdup

1

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Bitch ass nigga titties

@Brother Toilet (breithan) regarding the bedrock in the end and the plugins, it's exactly what jacktherippa says too, here https://youtu.be/seGB0THmkx0?t=665

Dr. EnderPickles

The DrEnderPickles Show - Episode 5 - Jacktherippa

ITS ALL A LIE

09:38

COVER UP

09:39

THE SKY ISNT REAL

being a bird must be great

birds arent real

Liar

bird down

birdup

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bird are government surveillance drones

13:20

that dancing bird is your FBI agent watching you happily

13:20

birdup

not correct

So I have to heat up charcoals and put them under my car to heat up the oil that’s slushed up in my car and I have to take the battery out to warm it up

Not true

14:22

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false my phone died on the drive to work today because there’s no heat in my car

14:22

when I took it inside and heated it up it turned back on and the battery jumped from 1% to 84%

14:22

I didn’t even think iPhones could do that

My phone dies at 30 percent all the time when it’s sitting somewhere in my car the heat doesn’t reach

I think it might be something to do with the chemicals in the battery interacting slower since temperature is low

14:36

so it can’t produce enough current

14:36

but don’t take my word on that I don’t know much about batteries

Now that the navy has fell through I’m going to become an actor

15:06

I’ll send gifts when I’m famous

Film or stage? Film is more lucrative, but stage is more fun..

there’s an hour and a half left in the day and I’m falling asleep in front of my computer

20:23

help

You can watch this bad short film I was in as a kid. The narrative doesn't make much sense but it'll keep you awake. https://youtu.be/0Y2HulIEQts

"THE DAY JOE LEFT" - A Scott Schirmer Picture

20:32

Those were my days as an actor. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_SPLRyHGdg 2/6/18 @Brother Fruit SOON now brother, SOON

OfficialGamesMailRu

Astroneer — анонс даты релиза

I’ve been stage acting since I was little I want to do film

that's one dark film Boomerang

20:46

I made a WoW video once

20:46

https://vimeo.com/61643721 back in the vanilla days of Onyxia

20:47

long time ago

20:48

And I liked the Matrix music a lot at the time :)

is that astroneer launch 2nd of june or 6th of feburary??

21:19

@Deleted User

21:19

because I remember getting astroneer back in 2017

21:19

when it first came on steam

21:19

maybe it was even earlier

21:20

HOLY MOLY ITS FEB 6TH

21:20

I just checked

Feb 6

thats the wrong way to write dates

If we all chip in we can get doc a hooker for his birthday

why the fuck do you put the month first

no idea why when writing but when you say it it’s easier to say “February sixth” than “The sixth of February”

Yeah that is true

21:46

I usually say it the way I write it

21:47

but I know others don't

21:47

I just say sixth of feb

yeah it’s not like it’s that much harder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

okay guys i need your help

23:38

what's a good font / design for the logo on the banner of the site

23:38

i seriously don't know what to do

23:38

https://www.edudagorot.com/

you can't go wrong with comic sans

debatable

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>61

23:42

she's a keeper

23:42

think of how rich you'll be in 20 years

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23:50

pedo

so she's 61 in cat years

It’s a dog eat dog world they all say

00:04

Have you made your kill today

ȕ̷́ẃ̸͂u̴̇͝

someone join voice

@Deleted User so fucking hype for astroneer dude

@Brother 086

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01:10

@Deleted User

hey

01:11

anars account got nuked I think

wtf

01:14

@Brother Anar

Think I'm going to leave, I just don't feel comfortable about a bunch of men larping as girls. I really hope you guys do get yourselves figured out, my guess this is all just a phase. Just because you wear skirts and makeup does not mean you can be a girl, you really have to have the spirit of being a woman, and obviously the reproductive organs, I don't know what the devil told you, but he's really getting to your head, please be safe guys, I'm about to puke from what you guys are doing but that's ok, it's not my fault you're stuck bye.

Think I'm going to leave, I just don't feel comfortable about a bunch of men larping as girls. I really hope you guys do get yourselves figured out, my guess this is all just a phase. Just because you wear skirts and makeup does not mean you can be a girl, you really have to have the spirit of being a woman, and obviously the reproductive organs, I don't know what the devil told you, but he's really getting to your head, please be safe guys, I'm about to puke from what you guys are doing but that's ok, it's not my fault you're stuck bye.

Think I'm going to leave, I just don't feel comfortable about a bunch of men larping as girls. I really hope you guys do get yourselves figured out, my guess this is all just a phase. Just because you wear skirts and makeup does not mean you can be a girl, you really have to have the spirit of being a woman, and obviously the reproductive organs, I don't know what the devil told you, but he's really getting to your head, please be safe guys, I'm about to puke from what you guys are doing but that's ok, it's not my fault you're stuck bye.

Think I'm going to leave, I just don't feel comfortable about a bunch of girls larping as tanks. I really hope you guys do get yourselves figured out, my guess this is all just a phase. Just because you wear heavy armor plating and forest camo does not mean you can be a siege engine, you really have to have the spirit of being a tank, and obviously the barrel and ordnance, I don't know what the right told you, but they're really getting to your head, please be safe gals, I'm about to puke from what you girls are doing but that's ok, it's not my fault you're stuck bye.

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haha sun did you type all that out

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01:29

^emperor

^

I just realized suns copypasta was different

01:29

wtf

lmao

01:31

my pasta is better

Think I'm going to leave, I just don't feel comfortable about a bunch of girls larping as attack helicopters. I really hope you guys do get yourselves figured out, my guess this is all just a phase. Just because you wear armor and rotors does not mean you can be an apache, you really have to have the spirit of being a flying airship, and obviously the chainguns and missiles, I don't know what the right told you, but they're really getting to your head, please be safe gals, I'm about to puke from what you girls are doing but that's ok, it's not my fault you're stuck bye.

subtle

what the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little wimp?

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01:47

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01:49

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>Wanting to join Emperium when offered SpawnMasons (edited)

i know right

>:I

01:50

How come we haven’t accepted jumpy and emperor yet

01:51

@vc

I thought we didn't want to be insided

Wait would they do that

nah

01:51

well, jumpy might

we've voted on jumpy like 5 times

lmfao

jumpy is a insider

01:52

and so is emperor

01:52

denied

jumpy is an armorstate insider

What does that mean though

01:52

Do people still inside

>meeting up with 2 masons irl only to gain trust to inside their faction

Isn’t that like so two years ago

01:52

The world is a better place now isn’t it

emperor don't lie, you're gonna poison their drinks

When are you coming to San Francisco?

no plans to honestly

If I don’t meet someone irl this year I’m quitting

houston > san fran

i'll come to san fran

Really

I’m fine with not being accepted I just like hanging out

can i stay with you?

Yup

I accepted the fact I’m too young already

jumpy is too old to roleplay on an mc server

01:53

it's for your own good

But I’m gonna lock my bedroom door in case you try to end crystal me in my sleep

LMFAO

01:54

gonna book ban you irl

I’ll buy a few bookshelves to prepare

01:54

I like non fiction

would it be bedtrapping if I broke all your limbs?

And western esotericism

spawnmasons meeting: san fran

01:54

mandatory

SpawnCon

LOLL

feck

Meet in the worst part of the city

come to spawncon or you lose your mason role

Herms financing spawncon 2019

can't pay 700 bucks to go to california? Guess you didn't wanna be a mason hard enough

get initated irl for 4th degree

Club 33 irl

01:55

Disneyland

thats in disney world!

01:55

yeah

We should do a meetup at san fransico comic con

When is that

about an hour

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woah

01:56

irl role

isn't that just like an ID card

An hour?

If I had enough months warning I would go to comicon san fran

nah I have no clue

found threats lmfao

Anguish is my favorite emoji

01:56

Having the time of my life on the train

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Kids these days just dont know how to crank dat soulja boy

tf

02:00

@brother noname what's milse trying to do?

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02:01

https://i.futureclient.net/kjTvMqTBQDtF.mp4

connecting to tap servers?

02:02

more like encrypting ur files

so wait

02:02

milse gave you that?

FutureIsBackdoored.com

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02:03

yes

02:03

also 0x idk wtf that means

tell him SonEasterZombie said don't fucking give trojanware to masons

cyanlime

that nigger is a member of the society

02:04

he's gotta REPRESENT properly

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02:04

LOL

02:04

get hacked by a 12 y/o

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02:05

he really wants to get in @Deleted User

02:06

xd

what is he trying to fuckin do

Can he smib on my meat scepter

SonEasterZombieToday at 8:06 PM so what are you trying to do milse113Today at 8:06 PM Give offerings to the darkemporer to get into emperium

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please god

@SonEasterZombie can you beat this kid’s ass already holy shit

he's just being desperate

02:17

it's a bit sad

02:17

but he's not a bad programmer

why’s he trying to backdoor tho

nothing, it looks like he is genuinely giving code

02:18

no clue what the fuck it does tho

02:18

but I don't think he'd brazenly lie to me (edited)

I mean its a little sketchy according to ox lmao

definitely

66kb exe

02:19

lol

02:19

definitely cool and good Minecraft client

yummy and cutie efficient coding

it should be a fucking jar file lmao what the fuck

cram 10gb of pony porn and every client ever made into 66kb (edited)

New rule you have to be in high school or have graduated to be a mason

thistbh

2

02:21

If you disagree you’re a fascist

I start elementary in 6 months

02:21

does that count?

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not the ben hammer!

02:22

prepare to be benned, liberal

he uses it to epicly* pwn libtards (edited)

I’ll get my boy Ben on all uneducated cucks

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this picture MIGHT be fake

nah bro

@Deleted User @Brother Fruit think I could join you two in whatever multiplayer you might be doing in astroneer? (edited)

don't do it casp

02:38

doc is diddling henry

02:39

yo doc actually playing eldewrito, based

02:39

i need to play that more it's so good

diddling lmao

02:45

I find astroneer fun so I just need someone to play with lmao idc who it is

what is astroneer

a good game

I played a bunch of astroneer awhile back

02:47

on xbox tho

a while back it was in like early alpha

yeh

and it didn't have much game mechanics

like 1-2 years ago

02:47

there wasn't much at all

02:47

just a few shuttles, rovers, and ores

now they are going for full release this week so i'll probs get back into it

what's been added?

next week*

02:48

Loads

02:48

Just look up the patch notes

02:49

ooh thats cool

02:49

early access players get a "retro suit"

02:49

@SonEasterZombie there was like 6 major updates

epic

02:50

too bad I only played on xbox

02:50

and i'm not buying an xbox again for astroneer

sad

02:50

pc then

02:50

its on pc lmao

yeh but I won't get the retro suit

you will

02:51

if you buy before the 6th of feb

how much he cost

02:52

actually lemme check

02:52

ree it's twice the price that it was before

SAD

02:52

is it actually?

02:52

orignally it was like 20 bucks

it was either 15 or 20 on xbox I believe

yeah

okay, 1/3rd then

02:52

or wait

02:52

50%

02:52

fuck math

...

02:53

so 30 dollars now?

yeh

oof

I mean I remember I checked the wiki like a few weeks ago

02:53

and not much was different

02:53

other than I think a new lander

Anyone who owns the game before 1.0 will receive the "Retro" suit

02:53

this is on the wiki

then again, looking at the pics I see like 10 things I have never seen

so yeah you'll get it if you buy it between now and the 6th

and I completely finished what the game had back then

02:54

i'll consider a buy

you can now get like atmospheric resources lmao

I remember one time I got incredibly smashed and tried to play the game, and even though the game has almost no challenge to it and is just a chill game I couldn't figure out how the fuck to do anything

02:55

oh that's cool

@SonEasterZombie buy it pussy

buy it

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If you go onto the Snapchat map and pop into the desert in Saudi Arabia you get great fucking shit

06:01

Camels, party music, and beer

yep

06:04

they really love snapover there

06:11

Footage related

Please watch this it’s fucking good as shit

@brother noname sup you mentioned me?

I cringed really hard when i saw that glitter

09:51

That eye is probably kill

eye is die

10:33

no

10:33

and you????????

@Deleted User do you actually even want to be a mason

@Deleted User

I speak on emperors behalf

well that settles it, emperor for worshipful?

emperor is still interested in becoming a mason to my knowledge

I have an abnormally large penis

did you know? The average man has a 12 inch penis

16:10

too bad it takes at least 14 to please a woman

Who is @Kevin

^^

Kevin is our undercover agent inside emperium

^

I’m gonna make Eric pay me to tell him who the agent is

16:53

easy money

kevin is kevin

17:00

how do u not know who kevin is tf

17:00

kevin is a og

Kev is my favorite in this discord

17:11

You can tell we’re pals because I can call him Kev

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18:07

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birb up

okay @Kevin hasn't even talked in here

18:51

i dont think that he's an OG @een snail from palestine

I am a third degree master mason

wtf who kicked kevin

That’s messed up

#justiceforkev

Kev is NOT og

i kicked kevin

19:53

wasnt guest and hadnt said a word

19:54

while to it anyone against kicking @GodBashar and @Deleted User since they havent said a word

Ooh emperor is an initiate again

Youre dumb

Dank

kevin and xdd are bots babba made to bridge servers

19:56

U got rekt

couldve chosen a better name if that was true

slung

19:58

For once im not meming

how have i heard nothing of this

Idk ur lame

ill give babba a link to fix if its still relevant

Idk if hes still using it, seemed like a proof of concept (edited)

26.26 KB

20:19

wtf

20:20

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@Brother Entropy @GodBashar and kevin are bots nerd

Lmaoooo this is so fucking sad

ree

I wasn't here for the madness but was Kevin just a bot typing forever? If so I've seen it before

21:50

Look what happened in New York guys

lol what

Atleast the Statue of Liberty was fine when we had Obama

literally this

@Брат Bird what is the issue???

22:01

also why did u lie about new york wtf bro

22:02

thats wisconsin

can @Worshipful drag terbin in

yo ufo

22:04

LOL

22:08

what the fuck

22:09

the chance existed that it was some random emperium member (edited)

I doubt it

@Deleted User insider!!!

wtf @Ain i love the crab rave bro????

22:35

bigot

^

servers back up

22:55

boyz

https://youtu.be/O2AbcCbyJ2U Way better than the real Olympics

Jelle's Marble Runs

Marble Race: MarbleLympics 2019 Qualifiers

this is fucking great

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@Brother Fruit drag me plox

wtf henry is insiding us with the insider

23:20

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23:21

proof

SPOILER

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@Brother Fruit drag

23:26

@Brother Todarac

23:26

No I mean to private

23:26

I want to be in emperial mason meeting

wtf confirmed @Brother Fruit is @Ain's puppet

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1

thistbh

4

^

i vouched

23:30

before

23:30

we knew

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I just came in for dinner at a restaurant so Mexican it feels like it was ripped straight out of Desperado

23:37

We're talking mariachi songs and a mirror wall with hyper alcoholic drinks and tacos level of Mexican

23:37

Like holy shit I thought things like these were a meme

Ox

23:42

Your meme thing with spoilers feels like whack a mole on mobile

23:42

It is kind of fun tbg

(edited)

@lampgreat one @broder lampa

0 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 2 X 1 1 X 1 0 X 2 2 2 2 1 1 0 1 1 1 X 1 1 1 1 0 1 2 2 1 1 X 1 0 1 X 1 0 2 2 2 1 2 1 1 0 1 X 1 X 1 0 0 0 1 1 1

lol is this minesweeper

Correcto

thanks

00:14

you messed me up

00:14

by posting a message

00:14

they all turned black again

00:14

>:(

00:14

>:(

can you post a message and reset mibe

reset

doesnt work for me

00:15

is lamp on mobile

no

wtf

00:16

hello goys

00:16

are we making a lodge somewhere

fuck i died

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smib

1

someone drag sal in

yeah!

@Brother Fruit

00:21

@Brother Entropy

00:22

unmute himmmmm

One sec

00:22

Can’t fix from phone

its good

i fixed the ranks

Sal the crawfish?

?

everyone has rights to talk in spawnmasons, but not to join

jeff

@broder lampa log on

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thistbh

2

what is q

oh fuck

00:30

idk

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00:36

137 q

00:36

nice

00:36

no (edited)

ufo

00:37

that fucking picture

00:37

audibly laughed

lol those vines haven’t always been there, right? @Brother Scribble

00:37

Or am I just noticing them now

i think they grew on him

vel

1

00:38

can we move the meeting tomorrow 2 hours later

00:38

ok cool

im fucking raging lmao

00:40

i just opened a staccked saddle shulker

00:40

impulsive

still got 27 tho

i take that as a yes

Hebry

00:40

Why

cya in 23h 20m

You hembry

it was on impulse dude

00:40

i never handle illegal shulkers tbh

That is why I always look to the sky and type .peek

00:41

When handling shulkers

00:41

Outside of docs build

@SalC1 @brother terbin no you can't without porting it

@SalC1 there was a time when people updated 1.11 clients to 1.12 by changing a number

00:42

but maybe not this time

the changes might not be great but you won't be able to just load a 1.12.2 mod to 1.13

todarac listened to 10 hours of soft loli breathing

i've listened to like 2 hours of that video

good evening bros

good night entropy

01:00

i should go to bed as well

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imagine having short fingers this post was made by the long finger gang

01:08

it's well past 2am good night y'all

peace

damn this dude has some cool videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvSDIbikprY

The Great Boomer Deception

@Toysoldier been there for a while but not always. i didnt like them at first...

01:30

but they grew on me vines

vines

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Leaves

1

1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZgeIReY04c

Never Illegally Download

https://internationalhighlife.com/undercover-cops-arrest-eachother/

Undercover Cops Posing As Drug Buyers Arrested By Undercover Cops ...

A huge mistake led to police officers arresting each other.

I think someone at this party drugged me

@Брат Bird Are you okay?

@Брат Bird I can get an Uber to your place lad

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07:38

Maybe not

ok @brother noname , I am now in the end, parked close to spawn with all the stuff

heck yea @brother terbin

just lemmeknow

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15:06

So far, so good

>fb

15:26

absolute gayposting to Facebook first

i hate memes

omg henry is so "mature"

15:48

hahahaha

~nextmeeting

11 hours, 49 minutes (2019-Feb-02 23:00:00 EST)

i dont know half those memes

you are a happy man

https://youtu.be/q-BK3Y8ruMk?t=327

Legendary 4chan webm collection vol.8

guys guess what

what

did u smash?

not even close lmao

I woke up with a toothbrush in my pants and a necklace made of gummy penises

20:30

I’m never drinking again

birdup

3

that is a lie

20:43

and you know it

I'm just glad you're alive. I was worried about you

~nextmeeting

7 hours, 1 minute, 54 seconds (2019-Feb-02 23:00:00 EST)

@Brother 086

20:58

not true

what??

20:58

ah

lodge is in an hour

must me 23 CET

~add -360

The meeting time has been set to 2019-Feb-02 17:00:00 (EST)!

~nextmeeting

1 hour, 54 seconds (2019-Feb-02 17:00:00 EST)

epic

20:59

gamer

20:59

moment

e p i c

based

@brother terbin

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~nextmeeting

49 minutes (2019-Feb-02 17:00:00 EST)

~add 240

21:11

>:(

kek

21:15

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Imagine having a crooked penis

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NOOO

henry

@Brother Todarac im powering up my phone

let me buy you a mic

Henry sucks pp for money

@Brother Todarac already there

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEJbX5pio8

{YTP} ~ Prawn Srars

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Fact

henry is pretending to be high

2

1

22:11

henry abuses me (pepsi a substance)

Henry is high?

@Brother Fruit change my name back to (female)

@Deleted User pls get onlnie

THERES A BALLOON FOR U DUDE

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1

cool..... and GOOD

i dont feel confident being in a group that is lead by someone that is intoxicated

I dont feel comfortable

the 10 pixels in henrys icon that show the ussr symbol is making me fear for my life

this is NOT OKAY

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spawnmason leader is under the influence

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Rape all initiates

smib on my balls

Yes

@SalC1 you must smib on every present brothers balls in order for your initation to be considered valid

redpill

2

lmao

22:23

the reactions

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2147 gang

69 gang

smib gang 2147 gang 1° gang 2° gang 3° gang 2147 smib on ma balls smib gang

wtf happened to harassed serverly @Worshipful rigged

Yeah wtf

herm rewrote the script dude

wack

wack

22:27

this is a BIG issue!!!

i personally admire 2147

YES!!!

its time to blow up the lodge

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https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Tekashi-6ix9ine-Pleaded-Guilty-Counts-505151531.html

Tekashi 6ix9ine Pleads Guilty to Nine Counts, Will Cooperate

Brooklyn rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine has pleaded guilty to nine counts in his criminal case and will cooperate with government officials, court records show.

https://i.imgur.com/bLWTyLm.png

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22:51

https://i.imgur.com/iHU13uN.png

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no big terrain terraforming allowed

we no can

22:52

just don’t use dupes blocks to do it

You cant tell me what to do

you cannot bring any items to this base

22:52

you have to start from scratch

didnt boomerang had the whole thing about it being special as natural gen

You cant find a willing mate

start completely naked?

Yep

cool

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boom

www

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23:01

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23:05

Just got this fresh new account

23:06

nice skin trap

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all the arm bands lovely

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23:13

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but who is legally even doing anything wrong

23:18

that the fbi would care about

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23:19

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@Brother Entropy are you talking about Jared

they were talking about jared framing everyone he knew

23:20

be ready to smib in reddit

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These autistic mother fuckers

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@Brother Fruit can I get a drag please

1

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/02/digital-exchange-loses-137-million-as-founder-takes-passwords-to-the-grave/ OOF of the century

Digital exchange loses $137 million as founder takes passwords to ...

QuadrigaCX survivors try to hack encrypted laptop in hopes of accessing cold wallet.

01:15

Millions tied up in a cold secure wallet that the owner of the site accidentally took to the grave

01:15

its secured behind LUKS FDE and potentially a second step asymetric key (edited)

01:15

unless there was an opsec fail somewhere that is a catastrophic fail

01:16

@snugglebugaj

why was i pinged

you are a crypto fag right?

01:19

figured you might be interested

01:23

looks like the death could even be a fake and they are trying to make off with the coin

01:23

looks potentially spicy

no

@Brother Casparov gonna get astroneer again ree

dope

@Deleted User It amazes me how crypto nerds keep falling into this kind of mess when it should be the one place where "if I could back it up in the moon I would" is an actual maxim

02:46

like how in the fuck do you mess up this bad

02:46

lmao

dogecoin

I like crypto for transactions but not as an investment vehicle

02:54

Demand via transactional value is real demand

02:55

Demand via "hodle hodle hodle" is artificial

oh I just heard gunshots in the middle of suburbia

03:11

that isn't good

03:11

wonder which school is getting shot up

03:11

actually it's a bit late for that, probably some other shooting

YO

03:23

who knows how to dupe

maybe I know, maybe I dont @Brother Fruit (edited)

legit, you want help with the dupe?

getting some info from infernopickaxe rn

u know i did post a video about how to do the dupe like 4 days ago, along with like 5 other 2b2t players

guys i met a gamer girl in dota

03:58

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03:59

my first interaction with a girl in 3 years

Lmao that passive aggresive

04:07

10/10 made me kek

Okay, asking a real important question. No joke. Is SMIB an acronym and if so, what does it stand for?

so mote it be

smib

suck my inadequate balls

welp

04:22

I tried

my answer was correct wtf

oh

04:22

okay

you can find this on wikipedia btww

04:22

so mote it be

04:22

look it up

do u even mason shuffle (edited)

ahh okay

04:23

ty henry

was Sal not given a proper initiation or did he just not pay attention

04:24

smib has gotta be mentioned at least once

I think it was mentioned, but as the full words, not the acronym

04:26

I guess I didn't see the connection, lol

gotcha

uninformed newfriends wtf

the fucking

04:28

initiations was weird

you were intoxicated

Looks like you had a fun meeting (edited)

It seemed like there were a few hiccups during mine

04:29

But I still feel very welcomed

im not welcoming you

fuck you

you still havent smibbed on my balls

shit

No dont shit on his balls, SMIB on his balls

smib

smib

5

Tfw voluntarily in cuckshed

@Deleted User @SonEasterZombie @Brother Fruit you guys down to play some astroneeeer?

04:36

how to trigger everyone in the discord with one vid

You know I skipped that video a couple of times to random spots, every single time stamp I skipped to he said nigga

04:36

Like damn

im down to play the 1.0 release sure

04:45

but not right now

sad

i'm not down to play any multiplayer tonight, but tomorrow sure

05:02

tell you what tho, this game has some skyrim-logic with the buggy

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05:02

this is like a fucking 85 degree angle

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smib

1

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edudagorot now officially supports mail

06:03

it looks and works really good

06:04

you can pm people and if you comment on someone's post/comment they get a mail notification

06:04

you can view your mail at https://edudagorot.com/inbox

and send to anyone at https://edudagorot.com/sendmail

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06:19

Throwing a party at 0,0 Nether

@Deleted User @Brother Fruit https://www.pcgamer.com/au/astroneer-10-will-increase-co-op-beyond-four-players-and-add-player-customization/

Astroneer 1.0 will increase co-op beyond four players and add play...

It will also introduce something System Era is calling 'directed goals', optional missions for those looking to follow a path.

NUTTING

https://i.giphy.com/media/5KyYuIyRe1KeI/giphy.webp AS MANY AS TEN PEOPLE (edited)

06:59

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/870/340/131.gif AS. MANY. AS. TEN. PEOPLE.

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@Ain herm said he doesnt love his wife (edited)

@HermeticLock drag me in

@Brother Todarac savage (edited)

aww man @Bróðir Nordic i came here last night at 6 am se.i recovered vrom .y drunk state. sad you werent there fam

12:37

from*

https://youtu.be/kFfpZPFvfg0

ufocrossing 2b2t

Jared is GOn3! ft vip Popcwrn

that intro is still too short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9rNqj77yeY

Fucked up Friday - Random Shit with Fans! -- Minecraft, Quiplash, ...

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^actually me

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15:14

This is the kind of stuff that gets sent to me on Twitter on a daily basis please help

send this back:

15:16

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@Brother Sun https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/370285112040095746/541594201943572480/Its-up-to-you-Rikarudo-kun.jpg

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emperor for worshipful???

yes

4

foolz

3

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https://discord.gg/SDrqD9N

@brother noname https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec4jGEgzkJs

spinal tap album review scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phqOJ_JNlZo @_m_o_t_h_r_a_

bowlingforsouptv

Bowling For Soup - No hablo inglés

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epic

I got dragged to a Super Bowl party and the hosts daughter has a crush on me

smash

18:34

uhh

18:34

maybe not

The problem is she’s underage

18:35

And I’m tryin to ignore her flirting

18:35

It’s hella weird

18:35

But she looks like she’s 19 but the bitch is like 15

yikes

jaredy 2013 did nofin wrong!!!!

This is going to take all my will power boys

18:40

Prison doesn’t seem so bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM crabrave

crabrave

nick is gone crabrave

crabrave

Monstercat: Instinct

Noisestorm - Crab Rave [Monstercat Release]

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19:11

interesting

creepers seem to spawn in groups

19:39

but that's a bit much

https://youtu.be/O2AbcCbyJ2U?t=631

Jelle's Marble Runs

Marble Race: MarbleLympics 2019 Qualifiers

19:56

This is what I live for

19:56

Marble fights

I’m going to prison

@DoctrZombie @Brother Casparov @Brother Fruit wanna start an astroneer playthrough when 1.0 comes out?

duhhh

20:43

you tagged the wrong doc

20:43

its docsmurf who has asstroneer

oh well

21:00

zombie can join too

The girls mom is trying to hook me up with her 15 year old daughter

21:33

What the hell

>thinking doc zombie won't join you for a wholesome game of space minecraft

21:35

sad

21:35

and also depends on his schedule, he is a well adjusted adult after all

yeah hes very busy

21:41

@gtVel @snugglebugaj can also join

fuck i'm lost

what?

all I have is a medium rover and no way to get home

oh dude

21:42

basically

21:42

keep driving around lol

21:42

do you have a generator on the back

genius

21:42

and yeah I have turbines and a generator

any renewable power

21:42

ok, then you are okay

21:43

you can craft beacons with 1 compound (i think) that shine like your home beacon

yeah I got one

use those to mark paths or where you've been

I should put one on a mountain near my home

if you craft a small shuttle and go to orbit you can see your house and land nearbuy

21:44

kinda tough to get all the way up to a vehicle bay again tho lol

but my rover...

ur a reeeeeeeetard

21:44

use ur thinkin cap

I already tried the "go back and get your rover" strategy

21:45

that's how I got lost in teh first place

21:45

had to scale a mountain and got turned around

21:47

fuck it' i'll navigate with teh stars

ya

21:48

ez

I was able to figure out i'm at one of the poles

21:48

and I know my base is near the equator

then

21:48

dude

21:48

is ez

yep

Jared’s gonna enjoy jail (edited)

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when was that

awhile back

I don't have Astroneer

it's a mere 30 bux

Hmmm... I might watch it for sales then

price might be increasing on wednesday

if there isn't a 1.0 sale i'd be surprised

not sure

you think it'd increase?

nope nvm

21:56

its staying at 30

Wednesday is release day, eh?

21:57

I've got about 22$ in steam points still. maybe it'll drop a few.

https://youtu.be/fxBdmIzYhuI

Astroneer - E3 Reveal Trailer

21:58

https://youtu.be/sO2cIlXcHZU

Astroneer - 1.0 Release Date Announcement

yeah big oof

21:59

I also know what the purple things are

YES

me too

I finally see home

nice

youtubers have gotten the 1.0 build early

honestly tho I could have remade all the shit on this rover in the time it took me

for marketing purposes

is there anything crazy new on it?

that purple thing

22:00

and the amount of players in multiplayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQMImAfHOq4

The Evolution of Astroneer

22:00

this one is great too

seen

22:00

it is good

yeah but i bet sez hasnt

nah I reckon he might've considering it's one of the first videos when searching "Astroneer" (edited)

just watched it

22:05

haven't watched it before

22:05

I found the game on xbox like a year or 2 ago, played a bunch, quit

22:05

then yesterday bought it and am playing it again

can i get some spawnmason upvote bot https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/amuqeu/this_is_so_sad/

r/2b2t - This is so sad.

1 vote and 0 comments so far on Reddit

dont click the link

22:15

navigate organically

^

why

reddit

22:16

will block opur upvotes

this is sad

if it thinks its being brigaded

nah its kept my upvote

ur dumb

22:17

if it detects

22:17

a lot of upvotes form one link

22:17

it will shut them down

SHUT IT DOWN

What’s the least amount of money you would suck a penis for

0

wew

im pan

22:18

i like pans

22:18

i wanna fuck pans

id do it for 100

ufo is stoned

im too gay to do it for money

ufo continues to be cool as fuck

I’d need a good 100k to suck a willy

homophobe

^

22:19

100,000

22:19

ur literally insane lmao

Nah I’d take 100k to eat pussy too

wow

tfw wouldn't suck a dick for 50k

I don’t discriminate

tfw wouldnt suck a dick for 10k, 5k, 1k

I’d reach around for 50k

imagine being that afraid of touching another man

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hell id be happy with 1k to suck a dick

22:20

could buy some magic cards or something

this did so fucking well https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/amjpmg/history_repeats_itself/

r/2b2t - History Repeats Itself

172 votes and 96 comments so far on Reddit

22:25

only in 2019 does a comment get 17 fucking upvotes

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22:25

Even lowdown participated in smibbing

this is a day to celebrate

SMIB

22:42

also lowdown is either the best troll ever

22:43

of the worst newfag ever

22:43

I can't even tell which

no he's just armorshit 2.0

2Bulldog25 joined the server. 03/02/2019 22:48

welcome

welcome

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22:50

@Брат Bird

also me

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and it's shadow banned

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23:06

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pin7_ltvfo#

23:06

Can anyone confirm any of this

downloaded holy shit

https://www.google.com/amp/s/scituate.wickedlocal.com/news/20190202/scituate-man-faces-child-pornography-charges%3Ftemplate%3Dampart

Scituate man faces child pornography charges

After a lengthy investigation by the Massachusetts State Police Cyber Crime Unit, a Scituate man was arrested for possession of child pornography and dissemination of child pornography.The Mass. State Police Cyber Crime Unit, more specifically the Internet Crimes Against Chil...

its really likely not jared

23:10

emperor and i already talked about this

and the boo saga still hasn't been explained

we got his name from two separate sources and it doesnt match this one

the buu saga was my favorite

This came at the perfect time

23:12

Just when Jared was getting my full dox

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/amv5tx/jared2013_quits_for_real_this_time

r/2b2t - Jared2013 quits FOR real this time

8 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

23:12

inb4 Henry deletes

man, what's people's sick obsession with doxxing anyway?

getting hard on information

23:13

oohhh yesss first and last name

idk. It is not part of 2b2t at that point

well ofc

anyway, I just cant wrap my head around that kind of shit

23:13

regardless of whether or not this actually is jared in that link

Boo is still begging people for my face

This is not jared

face revealing is fun though

Doesn’t matter

23:14

Jared must be in some trouble

23:14

Cuz of the riot screenshots of him panicking

cant relly trace anybody based on their face alone, unless more doxxing was involved

And leaving and deleting his discord

23:14

And him not being on in days

he didn't delete his discord account tho

I really dont feel like deleting discords would save him lel

23:15

oh okay

It takes a while for discord accounts to show up as deleted

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23:15

blessed todarac

23:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kWqNxBHY1k

Jared Quits 2b2t

^nice lol

23:16

@Brother Todarac I mean

todarac wins

didn't he """"""quit"""""" like 2 months ago

23:16

?

thanks herm

lmao

works great

he quits every few months!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIph0BJNrxo

Ladies and gentlemen we got him fbi edition (thx you asimo for share)

anyway, all doxxing and shit aside, how is everyone's sunday? :3

fank

SUPERB OWL SUNDAY

He posted gore cp in emp general @Deleted User

dank

tank

I’m getting food for the Super Bowl

I'm alone on the super bowl :k

nice. I used to watch the Suerbowl but lost interest a while ago

spawn masons super bowl party???

The Houston Texans are gonna win

I hope the Blu Jay's win

hey guys, I just had a cool idea for a mod. There could be a minecraft mod where instead of shooting arrows with your bow, the mod turns the arrows into footballs, and that way other players could catch it and run with it

alternatively

is that a cool idea?

we should play football with a bow and arrow

I sure do love sportsball

you would need a mod, because the arrow would disappear when it hits a player in unmodded vanilla

23:22

I'd be willing to bet that a mod like that exists

http://www.politicalsextant.com/quiz/?1=2&2=2&3=1&4=2&5=-2&6=-1&7=2&8=-2&9=2&10=-2&11=-1&12=-1&13=-1&14=2&16=1&17=1&18=-1&19=2&20=1&21=2&22=-1&23=-2&24=2&25=1&26=-1&27=-2&28=1&29=2&30=2&31=-2&32=2&33=-1&34=2&35=2&36=2&37=-2&38=1&39=-2

23:40

Take the quiz

23:40

http://www.politicalsextant.com/quiz/

23:40

It’s better than the compass (which is pretty bad)

mfw literal commie

we have known this...

who did this to you

except collectivist anarchism isn’t really communism

23:46

oh I was totally disgusted by 2016 election

23:47

hilldawg lol

henry is just going through a phase

kill yourself

angsty teen phase

http://www.politicalsextant.com/quiz/?1=1&2=2&3=-1&4=2&5=-2&6=-1&7=-1&8=-2&9=2&10=-2&11=2&12=2&13=2&14=2&16=2&17=-1&18=2&19=2&20=-1&21=2&22=-1&23=-2&24=1&25=-1&26=-2&27=-2&28=-2&29=2&30=1&31=-2&32=1&33=-1&34=1&35=2&36=0&37=-2&38=-2&39=-1

23:48

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redpill

1

henry is upset jared is in prison!!!!

let me guess your mom made you go to church or something

redpill

1

@Brother Fruit

Is UFO going through a phase too

23:48

Fuck you lmaoooo

yes

http://www.politicalsextant.com/quiz/?1=-1&2=-2&3=-1&4=-2&5=-1&6=1&7=1&8=-2&9=1&10=1&11=-2&12=-1&13=-1&14=1&16=-1&17=-1&18=1&19=-1&20=-2&21=-1&22=2&23=2&24=-1&25=1&26=1&27=1&28=1&29=2&30=1&31=1&32=0&33=-2&34=-2&35=-2&36=-2&37=-2&38=0&39=2

im stilll relatively new to politics

Holy shit Pepsi is literally hitler

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23:49

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23:49

queer anarchists btfod

oy vey

kill all kulaks

23:50

hmmm

i thuoght i was a moderate till i learned what a moderate was then i thought i was a liberal till i learned what a liberal was, now im a democratic socialist till i learn something better

ufo is literally so cool

brown

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FUCK RONALD REAGAN

KEK

mad cuz he killed your epic union

literally this

if a retard could destroy it like that then it probably wasnt much good was it

Never forget the fact that Pepsi is a fascist

money man bad

I need to see @Deleted User ‘s results

seriously though who/what influenced you

Started with Bernie I guess

23:53

then I moved farther left

sad

same

because I realized 1) it was cool, and 2) moderates would keep losing to radicals like trump / whatever actual fash will come after him

^

https://i.imgur.com/5wTCC5l.png is this a question or a fact

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fact

because American moderates don’t give a fuck about the working class

23:55

here I come guys

23:55

real communism has never existed (except for in anarchist Catalonia)

23:55

USSR was barely socialist

and it never will so theres no point in dragging down people for your ideas

uhhh ur wrong

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communism done properly (not an authoritarian shithole) only drags down upper class fat cats

23:57

can you identify the edgy statement

23:57

(There wasn’t one)

the ideology

redpill

1

Read Marx

23:57

or Kropotkin

no

no, do it

I really should tbh, but it would probably just cement my opinion. people hardly ever change political opinions

Peter Kropotkin a legend

23:58

you’re wrong?

23:58

I went from loving Obama to really disliking him

23:58

his policy

mad

GAMERS RISE UP

2019 year of the gamer

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00:06

how does this make you feel @Brother Fruit

^my brain hurts :(((

@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male) BASED????

pepsi get windows EDGE off your taskbar fucking IDIOT

00:11

https://old.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/amvucq/jared_irl/?

Posted in r/2b2t by u/Todarac • 1 point and 0 comments

homemade shawarma

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i like it there because it takes up space and has all my other things away from the edge of the screen

00:26

i havent opened it besides misclick

I think I’m calling you a meanie for making me remove my hammer and sickle

00:26

You’ve got one on your hat

as if id wear that

00:27

the pin stays away in a drawer

They called Jared’s house number in some discord

00:30

And his mom picked up

isnt he a pedo or something

whatd she say

The retard who was calling said the wrong name

00:35

And she hung up

kek

He’s recalling

00:35

In voice

00:35

Rn

wtf

00:41

what an idiot

you

00:43

owned

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LET ME GIVE YOU ALL A REDPILL

01:07

fucking go outside and talk to people

01:07

get hurt and get loved and then come back and tell me it was worse than staying inside like an incel

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lmao

there might be a nazi outside

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01:19

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01:19

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5

5

5

5

5

5

5

5

5

5

5

5

5

ok

dude they didnt play the spongebob song @Brother Todarac

01:32

TRASH

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sun b-b-but if I go out and get hurt I’ll never heal

"vore makes me SO HARD" - Todarac 2019

gosh the halftime show was degenerate

>watching sports

01:51

why r u surprised

i didn't even watch it i had to listen to it from upstairs while watching genesis 6 and building the site

genesis 6 top 8 (edited)

02:03

based

ultimate waiting room tbh

02:04

don't really care about the people in top 8, armada and leff aren't in and plup and zain are out

02:04

hbox will win so i'm just waiting for ultimate

02:05

wait i'm blind plup is up now

02:05

oh crap i need to see this

what

smash bros

https://i.imgur.com/zUw6FUw.png

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man i could feel the taste when i read that and i hate it

yikes

damn

02:50

tbh

02:50

I'd be down to gettting some gin and tonic with fit

02:50

nigga chill af

fit is actually cool irl

02:54

was very fun hanging out with him and his buddies when i visited

exactly he is the type of guy that isn't going to throw shade because you look wierd or something

yea

03:15

so guys does this make sense

03:16

when you first sign up you can only do stuff between 5 minutes at a time

03:16

if you get 3 or more rep (or less than -20 rep), that reduces to 3 minutes, and ability to upvote unlocks (edited)

03:16

if you get +10 or -50, it reduces to 2 minute and ability to downvote unlocks (edited)

03:16

if you get +25 or -150, it reduces to 1 minute between posts (edited)

03:17

does that make sense or should i change

03:18

reputation's only functional use will be for that, otherwise it'll be listed on your profile as a sort of karma indicator like reddit so people know what you've done

what

add a leveling system with exp and loot

03:42

add lootboxes

lootboxes and smibcoin price calculators and graphs

03:53

get people I N V E S T E D

03:53

you buy the lootboxes with the smibcoin

03:54

what ever you want the lootboxes to contain is up to you

anyway

04:13

it's to reduce spambots and votebots

join vc

anyone down to VC?

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whats this

04:30

that pigman ruined it! sad!

yeah what is this

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https://earthmc.net/map/

EarthMC Dynamic Map

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05:38

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It looks like my cat is missing a leg.

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henry

05:51

a better way of doing that method with the reflection is by having it made of ice

ngl

05:51

the new map art

05:51

is fucking aids

05:51

where are all the orignal pieces

05:51

holy fuck

@Brother Fruit I made that at Herms legendary spawn base

06:42

https://youtu.be/RkP_OGDCLY0

Mr. Show - 24 is the Highest Number

that was a fun conversation guys :3

but sun now you can role play your buildings are popular department stores

12:35

could you do that with old map art ???

Yes

13:22

Yes you could actually

I thought I had it all together

13:32

But I was led astray

13:33

Th day you walked away

13:33

You were the clock that was ticking in my heart

13:33

Change my state of mind

13:33

Loves so hard to find

rip Joseph

I'm so glad he's gone

13:49

I feel like theres a general sense of relief server wide

Well he was not on 2b much anyway, constantiam him and his crew was hanging oout these days

13:53

itristan

me and entropy are doing a test of the subreddit, if we get that spawn mason push will it just get hundreds of upvotes?

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I mean honestly that isn't a terrible post

14:15

it would be a hell of a lot better if the post made absolutely no sense

heard jared got fucked

some "oldfag joke"

good riddance

the article going around about some dude being arrested for pedophilia isn't jared, but jared is still probably fucked

jared is rip

but yeah if you want a good test i'd make some dumb post that makes absolutely no sense but disguised as a inside joke for oldfags

14:17

give THAT a massive push and see if it gets mindlessly upvoted

police prolly cant do nothing to him

14:17

but atleast his parents will

nah they can, phi has proof that he was in possesion of child porn

we shall try again later tonight with someone elses account

all they need to do is connect his discord account with him

hmmm

14:18

still not enough imo

if they can do that then he will almost certainly go to prison for conspiracy to murder and possesion/distribution of child porn

whats his name

14:18

is it really jared?

no

the dude in the article isn't jared

14:19

at least, probably not

14:19

if the dox has the correct name then it definitely isn't

give me the dox

14:19

pls

GIVE ME THE DOX

he rekt all our bases last year

doxing someone for wrecking bases is pretty gay

nice thing to have

Frankfurt has no shame

nah i just wander who is the guy behind jared2013

some anorexic guy with a god complex who lives in Michigan (edited)

ya

that's pretty much all there is to it

check out this epic new post, anyone who cares about the collection

14:52

https://edudagorot.com/forum/posts/coGKDLW2B2m

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No dox allowed rekt lmao

huh

referring to Frankfurt asking for Jared dox

o

15:20

wow holy crap

15:20

is this real, is there any chance what’s happening to jared is fake

prolly is fake

he was reported to FBI and local cops

still dont believe it

I know this for a fact

his mommy probably grounded him

i want to see his dox

15:21

then i will know

dm jumpy

And I also know the new dox matches the old dox from Clyde and Tristan

15:21

lmao his dox is not open

do they know about this whole ordeal

15:22

im assuming so

>know this for a fact

15:22

where does this dox originate such that you can take it for fact

that would suck if some random bloke from michigan was reported for pedophilia and conspiracy to murder

also isnt it pretty easy, he either a under 18 and we wont find out till he or someone else related to him tells us or he's over 18 and his arrest record might come out and we might be able to compare it to the "dox" (edited)

he's told me he's 17, but I don't take anything he says seriously so who the fuck knows

in early 2016 he was 15 so he is 18/19 now

epic

pretty sure jared is like 18/19 yeah

still they need proof

15:25

doubt they have any real proof

currently there is zero

imagine possessing cp so you can prank other people by sending it to them, but then you go to federal prison over it

i really really doubt it

if they can connect his discord account with his actual name then they'll have all the proof they want

for jail anyway

15:25

how can they connect it?

15:25

he used fake email

15:26

prolly

either if they can figure out he's logged onto it on one of his computers or if they can somehow connect his IP with it

if they even just find cp on his computer from the reports made on him they dont even need the discord

yeah but the whole process would take months

i can confirm that he was reported

15:26

i was in voice with emperor when he called a tipline

>find cp

also is probably just an elaborate scheme for attention

I don't think anyone is denying that the guy in the jared dox was reported

akso emperor claims insiders insiding jared told him that jared was panicking

but what IS still under debate is if the guy in the jared dox is actually jared

around the time he disapeared

there's a chance it isn't

jared unironicly had cp

well if it isnt than u guys are fucked

which would suck for joseph

i saw him post it myself in emperium general

and yeah jumpy we know

he posted tavuxs ex gf naked and cutting himself in emp general

15:27

hes made multiple girls over discord mutilate themselves and send jared nudes

lmao

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I wonder what it’s like to be this stupid

xd

again, none of that can be proven unless they can link his discord with his actual self

15:28

I wonder if discord can track that sort of stuff

>made girls mutilate themselves hmmm source please

i cant even imagine toro

like "yeah this account logged onto a computer named this"

15:28

if they can track it then he's probably fucked

15:29

doesn't matter if he deleted it, I know for a fact that discord saves the records of deleted accounts for months

block game drama

me and jared had a 5am convo about how to manipulate women

15:29

the guy is 100% insane (edited)

why would u have a 5am convo with jared?

15:30

lmao

i was bored

I had a 2pm convo with jared about manipulating women

he allegedly tried to kill his mom once

epic

he will take his revenge guys

don't know about the legitimicy of that tho

that kid is full of anger

Do you guys ever just lean back in your chair, look at what’s going on at the screen and think what the fuck am I doing? (edited)

yes

^^^^

I feel like most of you could benefit from this

im glad i wasnt involved with the situation

15:32

i feel bad for the people that are (edited)

he had a hour long convo with killet on riot about how he loves murder and wants to murder his parents

>wants

15:32

the info is useless

15:33

in court (edited)

intent to murder in the us is still illegal

lol

he actually planned to murder phi

i want to murder my parents

like literally

which IS conspiracy to murder

sue me

i want to kill donald trump

I had a convo with a random guy at 4am once and it started my youtube career

and that's a viable charge

Thank you for your service to the worlds safety lads

ufo is going to PRISON

LOL

okay reported

15:33

cya kid

F E D E R A L P R I S O N

YOUR GONNA GET SHUT DOWN UFO

it was nice knowing you guys

not really

yea not you son (edited)

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guys, I know this is a stretch, but I think jared is not actually a complete murderous psychopath, but may just be an expert manipulator who loves to see everyone freak out over what he’s doing

15:36

think about it

hes just a kid that needs alot of attention

15:37

and thats it.

Exactly

he told a (supposed) woman that he wanted to murder his family

>wanted

15:37

once when i was little i said to my mother i hate u

15:37

didnt really mean that

and there were some other things but I don’t remember anymore

15:38

but I genuinely think jared just enjoys chaos and tries to manipulate everything into having as little order as possible

15:38

including things like sending cp in discords

ya

he’s an extremist agent of chaos

Stop

and enjoys watching people come into disarray because of it

He’s a loser who wants attention and is lying to get it

ya

15:39

that

15:39

^^

well, yes

15:39

but

15:39

I wouldn’t say he wants attention as much as he wants chaos

15:39

If he wanted attention you’d be able to tell

I don't think anyone is suggesting jared is some sort of Machiavellian psychopath

biggest problem is that 2b2t kids acutally gave him alot of it

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and then it becomes a problem

but when you send cp to people that's just too fuckin far

Guys

15:39

What was the incident

he wants pure chaos and if him getting attention is the result of that then he doesn’t care

>too fucking far (edited)

15:40

welcome to the internet

15:40

stop being so fucking soft

i’d say jared is a chaotic neutral, because he does good or bad depending on what causes the least order

I draw the line at child porn, sorry if that's "fucking soft"

when he does that just ban him

15:41

and block his acc

15:41

and thats it

15:41

but no

he’s always in an incursion because it causes chaos at spawn, but as soon as drama breaks out, he’s there to rip everything down by betraying the right people

15:41

good and bad

all members of emp acutally enjoyed his presence

15:41

alot of people did

jared is a genius in an autistic kind of way

I never reported him, just saying I don't think there is anything wrong with doing so

i cant wait for the movie documentary on jared2013

he fucking led the incursion ffs

into the ground*

15:41

but yeah

@brother noname the fuck happened that everyone's personifying Jared with dnd terminology

lol

15:42

youre so far out of the loop

I was out of the loop for like 2 days

Y’all giving him way more credit than he deserves. Did you never go to high school with these kinds of kids?

thistbh

1

block game drama

15:43

what would 2b2t players do without it

tldr jared went to jail maybe probably not for "attempted murder on phi" and posting cheese pizza in emperium discord and no one knows where he is now

Jared isn’t just a high school kid though, you’ve seen attention-beggging kids on the server

Wait confirmed in jail?

Press X to doubt

no

if u really think he went to jail for that ROFL

probably just attention whoring

don’t pretend jared is anything like the other idiots who beg for attention

Lol

Jared is far more cunning and willing to sacrifice in the name of chaos

15:44

i truly don’t think he wants attention as much as he wants to see everything fail

nothings failing without him though

15:45

so i dont get that arguement

I think you overestimate his intelligence, but I do agree he is more than an attention-whoring teen

if anything things have been better

you make him out to be a fkn doofenshmirtz kind of villain

haah

jared manipulated tavux into getting his ex gf’s nudes

xD

15:45

lmao really?

Jared has manipulated himself into a leadership position of every modern incursion and subsequently brought them down

that tells alot about 2b2t population

15:46

retarded

jared has been a leader in almost every major group, before eventually bringing it down and destroying it (regardless of it healed)

people like to work with the "villain of 2b"

15:46

and yeah, it's retarded

yea but toro

yeah because those groups are full of brainless kids

Jared griefed my base but that's okay since he tells me funny stories

his whole thing has been trying to destroy all the factions on 2b2t

im actually laughing rn (edited)

for the past few months

yeah but you would think people would be more cautious

which he did not do before he got "arrested"

jared makes you trust him then stabs you in the back at the perfect time

all his "insiders" are freaking out

i don’t think im underestimating how smart he is

>jared makes u trust him

yea anyone that unironically trust jared is dumb

kek I remember one of the leaders of my group told me that

he will go behind your back when hes ready

"He just makes me trust him!"

so you mean the leaders of every major group except the masons

Check out this album for some good Jared autism https://m.imgur.com/a/1PrNl

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that's not how that fucking works

obviously that’s not what I mean sez (edited)

kyle doing gods work

I mean he’s kind and sociable and likable for as long as he’s on your side

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15:49

pin this

15:49

@Worshipful

15:49

pls

i think this is exactly what hed want to just be talking about him nonstop

Jared doesn’t care if he gets attention

@Ain

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I truly believe he doesn’t care about attention, but rather, causing chaos

Toro arent u +21 years old?

If he needs attention to cause chaos then he knows how to do that on his own

15:50

yeah I’m 21 (edited)

15:51

he’s way better at getting attention than any other attention-begging player on the server

15:51

believe me as a youtuber I’ve seen my fair share of attention begging kids

15:51

Jared is smart and cares about chaos, not attention

15:51

but that’s just my opinion

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this

toro is right wtf

thank you based henre

16:00

everyone saying Jared is just begging for attention doesn’t really know him

16:00

you don’t send actual cp to people for attention lol

i think they're just calling you stupid

16:01

the only way to win against jared is not to play

16:01

unfortunately if you are involved with incursions and such you cannot not play with him

16:01

if you exclude him he will pull the masses from under you

16:02

its why we worked hard to discredit him in 7th, and they sitll liked him

16:02

he went on a crazy rant accusing us of self sabotage

16:02

and then we kicked him for being an idiot

16:02

and then he still got tons of support

16:03

they were attracted to his idea of being an untouchable villian

16:03

it will be curious to see how his reputation changes or stays the same

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16:05

you all need more drama irl to overshadow this block game shit

exactly henry

16:06

no matter what anyone does he knows how to cause the most chaos to all parties

16:06

that’s why I think he’s a genius and probably the epitome of the personality type 2b2t best promotes

16:06

absolute chaos

incredibly manipulative, that requires deep knowledge of how people work

Most of the stuff said about jared is rumors

absolutely false news ^ (edited)

Hes really an idiot (edited)

yes^^

to act high and mighty as if you would see past it totally is naive

16:07

no, nick is wrong lol

16:07

i've know jared closely for 6 years

Sike I aint wrong

16:07

Neat

he is what people say

and I’ve known him decently closely for 3 years

16:08

you think Jared is an attention begging loser and idiot is exactly what he wants you to think, so you underestimate him

Ive been dealing with him for 3 years hes not the guy everyone thinks he is

literally manipulating you without even trying

u all are just mad Jared honeydicked u

im just realistic

If you have half a brain you can pick apart anything he says

but the majority of 2b cannot

^this

he isn't dangerous to me personally, he's dangerous to the masses

and he will use that against you no matter if you see through him

16:10

if you can see through him, he already knows you can, and he will use other people against you

7th incursion great example of this

yes

he accused admins of reporting their own server

16:10

we clearly proved it was falsified evidence

7th incursion was a textbook jared takedown

and all fake news

Jarebear

16:11

Owo

then he just convinced everyone he was right to do what he did and they all blindly followed him

All the shit surrounding jared comes from him throwing peoples doxes around

he made a new discord and pullled all the active people away

16:11

during which he recruited 20+ people to inside emperium for him

16:11

a few of which were extremely successful

Pretty much Jared and x0 alone are the reason why I don't talk about certain things in my personal life (edited)

And the only people who dick ride jared want 2b to have some sort of joker figure

no matter how logical, rational you think you are

mfw jared is prob getting railed by a black guy named tyrone rn

16:12

hes getting mouth fucked

Ditto henry

he can still pull your support out from under you

No matter how much you want him to have the impact he certainly does not, it wont change my opinion

what?

16:14

he has had a measurable impact

Today

16:14

Right now

16:14

at this moment

it’s not really opinion here, it’s measurable fact what jared has done and how he’s demonstrated who he is

he ripped apart like 3 sizable factions and almost di the same to emperium

He didnt touch emperium nobody cared

he killed the masons, griefed 3x bases at once and we all went inactive after

Bird ain't about to take the impact of Ain or Jared from Henry's mouth (edited)

Its an inconvenience

16:15

He did that shit a year ago with the masons

16:15

He has not had any significant impact on the server at all in quite some time

In my opinion he's a large part of the reason incursions are a laughable thing now

Jared would be so hard if he could read what henry is saying rn

His doxing got rid of nobody

16:15

Phi is still playing

Lel

retro was about to quit due to actual harassment from jared

But didnt

and?

16:16

that only stopped because of emperor

16:16

im not arguing jared is a god, im arging hes dangerous and you shouldn't underestimate him because he wants you to

Jared griefing muh base got pYr0 and 0xy to quit quit?

Okay its not my interest if some newfag leaves because hes getting bullied

I do agree jared hasn't had any lasting impact that you can point to, but that's because he can never fucking finish anything

Jared got peeps together at Rhodes? Those are the last impactful things i experienced (edited)

Ive protested jared to his face while he had my dox and my entire family and he didnt do shit

im not arguing jared is a god, im arging hes dangerous and you shouldn't underestimate him because he wants you to

exactly this

Hes all talk and little walk

again, you are deliberately ignoring the point (edited)

Big stroke, little chode. I'm coining this here and now

Im not ignoring the point im arguing against the point

16:19

You talking him up gives him what he wants

16:19

Does it not

maybe, but its true

brb

his ability to hijack the attention of groups is just fact

I argue its just what he wants and what he wants is to be perceived as something he will never be

16:20

By using peoples personal information

He is a child that did not receive enough love

yes

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memearrow

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thistbh

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His manipulation is subpar if you have any kind of brain

huge selv-esteem issues

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trying to compensate here

16:20

agree bird

again....

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most players don't have any kind of brain

Let's all keep talking about Jared 24/7

16:20

He loves that shit

Then why do we care

whos gonna tell him

16:21

because he fucked up the incursions

16:21

if you live under a rock thats kinda my shit now

boo hoo the incurion cucked qq waahhhh

Jared has ruined groups since before rusher

barely

either he's been vanned due to cheese pizza/threats (in which case he had it coming), or this is in elaborate hoax. in both cases we should stop with the drama

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somebody touched my block game jihad wahhhh stop messing with my groups reeee

16:22

Just dont pay attention to his shit and he has no hold on anything

literally everyone here jerking themselves off "im so smart he could never fool me lmao"

he could never fool me

you should strive to be more humble

smib

1

And you're acting like a all knowing guru of jaredoligy

16:23

Hes an inbred fool and im a genius

probably because he's been trying to manipulate me since i was 12

16:23

im kinda experienced

Big woop

16:24

You grew up now show it

Finally caught up with all those messages

Dont be afraid of the internet

im telling you that most players are younger than we are, more susceptible to his methods

That much is true

his reputation didn't emerge from nowhere

16:25

i wouldn't make these arguments on reddit, in public chat, etc.

16:25

that DOES feed him

16:26

i would hope i could have a discussion here without someone telling jared i was talking about "how great he is"

What’s interesting is that he’s disappeared from the time of the article

well, if that really is him, court documents will eventually make it clear

16:27

because he's >18, and they won't be sealed

16:27

I was under the impression that he was 17, but who knows

16:27

he's good a lying

im pretty sure hes 18 19

yeah his age is probably the most murky detail about him

what does the dox currently say his name is

dox we have his first name is joseph

16:28

the article doesn't match that

when I met fit irl he told me Jared’s full name and age from Facebook

was it joseph

And?

yeah Joseph and fit said he was in his 20s-30s

16:28

not sure about the age though

Or whatever

20s-30s

16:28

dont believe it

Something like that herm yeah

he went through puberty recent;y

henry I don’t remember though

we all heard his voice change

Why did fit know it?

so I am probably wrong

clyde and tristan

16:29

gave it to him

That’s sort of true Henry

yeah

We did hear him go through puberty

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redpill

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30’s doesn’t seem accurate

bird lmfao

yeah, I really doubt that

yeah again I don’t remember what he said or if he even said age

16:30

I remember it as that but probably wrong

Any other 2b2t secrets

if we know his name is joseph like fit said then yeah he’s probably 18/19

he consistently, and repeatedly told me ages that would make him 17 or 18 now

Good probability he is 18

across multiple years

Yes

yeah 17/18/19

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i know he's older than i, im 17 now

16:31

cannot be younger than i

Toro sometimes I think I want to visit Florida but then I think about the humidity

I could see him claiming to be <17 to help creeping on underage people

If the earth is flat why is my dick crooked

*<18

Ewww

i know fit’s home address :^) biggest 2b2t secret of them all

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You’re right

Florida is horrible please never go there

Lol

just go in the winter

16:31

well

You have fits coords is what you’re saying

even in the winter it can be 85 degrees and humid

yes this

but there are cold fronts

I’m actually disappointed that minecon isn’t a real thing anymore

I was going to drive to flordia to bring fit wisconsin beer but i moved farther north

It made great cringe content

I lived in Florida for almost two years and it was the absolute worst

Well and go on vacation

And was a good excuse to meet up

16:32

You’re not in Florida anymore?

move to dallas

Flordia is americas coffin

or Austin, they need game designers i'm sure

What was toros major again

YouTube

Game Theory

16:33

actually that would be a fun major

16:33

probably not too useful tho

Toro majored in Computer Magic

imagine spending 4 years mastering game theory

computer animation

you'd be a fucking predator

videogame design

Do you draw?

I have a friend specializing in game theory SEZ quite useful tbh

bachelor of science in computer animation

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not really

16:34

herm

So like blender type stuff

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3dsmax

yea

16:34

Maya

Pretty cool

professionally certified to use Maya

You got a degree in computer animation and you still cant make furry porn

really, is that like a business degree specialization or its own thing toy?

smh

Econ

makes sense

Are you going to use your skills to make dope shit on occasion?

Maya, ZBrush, MotionBuilder, Cortex, some other stuff

16:35

yeah for sure

Animation plus music theory is a good mix

16:35

You can write your own soundtracks

Right now I’m caught up with trying to build experience for my career as a programmer

Can you animate my head on this video

Yup. Focus on that

but in a few years I’m getting back to that stuff for my free time

16:35

maybe when the Collection is done

That’s how I feel about trombone

16:36

I’m sort of actually a sitting duck waiting until I turn 21 so I can go to jazz bars

I want to learn Unity/Unreal so I can make bridge finally

16:36

or made a multiplayer io game

16:36

with my programming and art stuff

If you’re sticking with web you can check out canvas

what sort of programming have you done beyond games?

game theory is super usefull

And some of the game frameworks

16:37

I’ve made one game ever

I made collision physics in javascript on a canvas a few months ago

And it’s amazing to be honest

some objects moving around

oh nice

Yeah that’s what my game pretty much is

i was really proud of that

I’ll send you a link

I’m dumb and like to use vanilla js though, I prefer to build it on my own instead of using someone else’s library

16:38

well I can accept jquery too

I think most programmers go through that phase--it's good to learn things from the ground up

That’s fine

16:38

I used vanilla for my game

but I don’t like otherwise

However, I also used React

yeah probably mothra

You should try and move away from jquery

16:38

You can do everything in vanilla js now

16:38

And it should be good in pretty much all browsers

16:39

Aside from that though, unless you’re focusing on front end you probably don’t need to learn a modern frontend framework or webpack

wait toro do you know unity

I only use jquery for .animate and .fade and .slide stuff

16:39

everything else I do vanilla

You should use css keyframes

16:40

I get it though. Makes it easy

css

16:40

animation

because for that, I know how to do it vanilla, but jquery is so popular and universally supported that I’ll use it instead

>js

css animation isn’t supported in ie6 though ;^(

Jquery is not popular really anymore

javascript = assembly of the internet. convince me otherwise

Do you have to support ie6?

javascript = poz

debatable, jquery is everywhere

16:41

piece of zit?

jquery is just javascript

yes

It’s everywhere but it’s no longer used in new stuff

poinp being that javascript is the target for a lot of much better frameworks

16:41

/languages

who cares I want to support every browser back to ie6

16:41

css animations and other stuff don’t do that bro

That’s kind of disgusting to be honest

jquery is nice and functional

Sure

flex containers are for the gays

Oh you are very wrong

just use inline blocks

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lua is the most important coding language ever

No, you need to learn flexbox.

way better and actually supported

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

if you use flex containers on your site you are literally a homosexual

No

inline blocks with margins and max-widths and min-widths do a good enough job on their own

You are actually just competent

16:43

That is so aids autistic

16:43

Flexbox adapts to different screen sizes

bruh...

yeah go on my website and stretch and squeeze the screen

16:43

see what happens without flexboxes

>webshit

Dude come on

my site is functional on every possible screen

Great

16:44

You should learn flexbox

16:44

Don’t be stuck in the 2000’s

I know it but refuse to use it

16:44

tell that to my grandma

That’s very dumb man.

16:44

Flexbox solves so many layout problems

Back end is to front end as PC master race is to _.

What do you think of grid?

I want my grandma to use my site on her windows xp box with internet explorer 6

16:45

can’t do that with flex

16:45

™ (edited)

I want your grandma to die with ie6

16:45

This is some evolve or die stuff

16:45

Why not use tables

I want people running security servers who can’t upgrade their browsers for security reasons to be able to use my stuff

yes, but does it support? https://www.brow.sh/

okay now using tables is also actually gay

BUT MUH SUPPORTS

I’m so glad that died

that's my every day browser

inline blocks are the future

That is not true dude

flex can go suck men

So categorically false

16:47

You’re not building modern web applications

flex will die next time bowser are updated

Wrong

but good old inline block will be around forever

Flexbox isn’t going away anytime soon

herm holy lul calm down

16:47

I’m only joking pal

16:47

i agree

You’ve actually pushed my buttons

don’t worry

Lol

But in all honesty, I’ll only use flexes when I need to, and prefer inline blocks for browser support reasons (edited)

I was steaming in my seat here

rekt

hey herm while I have your attention

16:55

did you see what I sent about reputation yesterday

16:56

and can I ask what you think of its functionality

16:58

it’s in this post https://edudagorot.com/forum/posts/coGKDLW2B2m

Seems like a fair system

17:05

Might take a long time to get those karma points potentially, but you’ll have to wait and see if people use it and adjust the numbers based on user adaption accordingly.

17:06

I’d say that’s good for now though.

I agree

17:06

thanks

17:07

very soon I’ll be posting to the subreddit again and doing a stress test

17:07

I’ll most likely end up hosting the site on smarterasp or something and using my computer as the database it connects to

17:08

unfortunately smarterasp has 1Gb limit for dB storage, but it has lots of bandwidth and is only $3 a month so it’s worth it

17:09

I don’t want the site going down because of lots of users connecting so that’s what I’ll probably do

17:09

edudagorot.com will be hosted on my computer for development and 2b2tcollection.com will be hosted by that service (edited)

Never heard of that hosting company. I would recommend Heroku (if it will support it) or AWS

17:23

But whatever works to deploy for you go with that tbh.

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Let's make the internet saef 4 kids

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https://beinternetawesome.withgoogle.com/en_us

Be Internet Awesome

Be Internet Awesome is a multifaceted program that includes a fun and free web-based game called Interland and an educational curriculum to teach kids how to be safe and responsible explorers of the online world.

17:44

we don want Impsperium to get duped by the bad man

Well herm I’m using asp so I figure I go with something dedicated to hosting asp

18:59

plus it has many positive reviews and it’s $3 a month so ¯(ツ)/¯

I love Jamaican food

19:14

I’m deleting Facebook

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I assume you're the red dude?

19:22

do people actually think that when republicans say "illegal immigrants" they just mean "all hispanics!"

whyd he only screenshot this 14min later

cuz he was too fuming to speak or move for 13 minutes

19:23

literally shaking

I’m neither of them the black guy is someone I went to school with

19:25

He’s basically illiterate and stupid

cool

19:25

so just be happy in the knowledge that he'll never succeed

NFE Edition - that's a 3D OBJ model in minecraft, using minecraft lighting, so I could make an animated flight path around it. or one of spawn

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19:29

it's actually a recorded player with that as it's player model

dank

the black guy is illiterate - nick

literally every black person in the world is illiterate

Nick And stupid
also Nick

(edited)

don’t forget “and stupid”

^

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shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it

as a texan, immigration policy is entirely hispanic policy. There's too much of a bleed of culture and integration into our economic system to be viewed as much otherwise

wdym by that

20:31

I haven't looked into our policy, but I don't think it's "anti hispanic"

20:31

unless i'm reading that wrong

It’s all about the southern border

20:42

It’s focused on that

oh, no shit

20:43

but if mexico was 100% black or asian it would still be the same

20:43

unless it was a 1st world country like canada then we'd prolly be more lax

If my bed is obstructed and I die back to spawn, what happens if my bed becomes un-obstructed?

21:09

Do I still spawn at spawn? Or at the bed again?

I tested that

21:10

if the bed is in the EXACT same spot

21:10

then it will be un-obstructed

21:10

but you must not have set any other spawns and it must be the same bed

So I could use that to go to spawn and return to my base even if pearls get reset with the update? (edited)

I would recommend not to

21:11

just because I tested it once

21:11

it might not work like that everytime

I'll do some testing of my own.

i tested it once by breaking bed spawning at spawn then replacing it and it did not work (edited)

21:11

not sure about obstruction tho

oh no no no okay, what I meant was

21:12

you can break the bed

21:12

and place it back down in the exact spot

21:12

if you die after you break the bed then yeah, it wont work

21:13

but if you broke the bed, replaced it in the exact spot and then forgot to sleep in it, you would be fine

yes

sorry I ignored that part of the question boom

21:13

but no, if you die back to spawn, spawn is now ur new... spawn

But once you spawn at spawn, that's your respawn point, I'm assuming, whether the bed is broken or even just obstructed.

so you'd have to re-sleep in the bed again

21:14

yep

Damn.

21:14

That could be a great TP technique.

21:14

if only

so you can't have someone teleport you with a bed

21:14

hahahaha

I wish we know exactly when the update was coming. Every time I go to spawn it's a gamble.

its sometime this month

21:16

so keep your guard up I suppose

supposedly

press tab in 2b and you'll see the message

I've learned to take the tab screen with a grain of salt. "Elytra is temporarily disabled"

lmao

21:18

i'd say if hause is saying it, for his fat arse its legit

Not to mention, hause has shown himself not to be a man of his word in the past. 'skip the queue after being kicked', 'end portals will regenerate automatically and will be indestructible'. Been waiting for those things since 1.12 launched.

this is what I got from them when I mailed them in december

21:20

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But we'll see. I have high hopes.

21:21

Terbin, That is very nice.

21:21

Hope it's accurate

let's hope

21:22

keeping my chars close to base for now

Yeah, better safe than sorry.

21:22

Who's stoked for the TEMP MAPPPPP!!!?

21:22

Woot!

ender dragon race

If there is an end.

true

Personallly, I'd bypass the dragon and go straight for the islands.

21:24

Not hard to do with scaffold.

true

Are the end portals not indestructible now?

but why build in the end on the temp map?

having shulkers and elytra would really put you ahead of the game.

no

21:25

the end portals can be destroyed still

21:25

ah true boomerang,

okay, but do they regenerate?

so far no, haven't checked today

ok

but perhaps they will in the future

21:26

who knows

They've been regenerating for the last few days. Might not be automatic though.

ah good to know

So who knows how long hause will keep it up.

the one I took was partially broken and did not regenerate for linke 3 days

21:27

but only 3 blocks broken

The one I used has been good ever since the end was reenabled but I heard about others that were completely destroyed then repaired.

fun fact, future client does not render .search for end portal blocks

21:28

portal frames yes

1 tps and crashing right now. have a feeling this is all 1.13 is gonna be

definitely a risk (edited)

21:52

plus increased queue

lmao just buy priority

I have priority

21:58

but getting any alt on is going to be fun

21:59

at the moment the latest subreddit post is correct https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/an6ubw/fix_the_lag/

r/2b2t - Fix the Lag

4 votes and 1 comment so far on Reddit

Current server max is 1379, 13+79=92 that is 4 x 23, one for each direction

22:17

time to stop staring at loading screen

1 thing 2 say. 3 words 4 you. I SMELL PENNIES

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slung

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does anybody know this place and if it has a name?

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How close to spawn is that? @brother terbin

about 25k x+z combined

23:08

all underground

23:08

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Go and get your refund mothafucka I ain’t dead

?

23:11

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I'm the diamond in the dirt, that ain't been found I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned

23:11

When I rhyme

23:11

Some special happens

I see :)

23:11

that one was not too bad

23:11

ah

every time I'm the greatest, something like Ali in his prime I walk the block with the bundles I've been knocked on the humble Swing the ox when I rumble Show your ass what my gun do

but from 50 cent

Yeah I have it stuck in my head

@brother terbin omg i love builds like this

23:38

now i feel like working on my gape again XD

23:39

and so tomorrow I will

That’s also where this is from: https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/ag2bzy/from_an_abandoned_underground_base/?st=JRQZFVNU&sh=0a82b8ed

r/2b2t - From an abandoned underground base

44 votes and 14 comments so far on Reddit

23:45

Somebody suggested it might be built by WiseT

23:46

I agree Anar! Love building underground

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❔

epic

playing for 3 days

00:21

that is an epic gamer moment

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destroyed

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nick

01:05

you gotta get on twitter and assume battle stations

01:05

bernie under attack by HRC shills

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yo idk about yall but i approve of this @brother terbin guy

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Ye

epic post in general chat

you mean jay playing for 3 days?

I mean you’ve posted your opinion on terbin and potentially started a discussion where he can see it lol

Whos attacking bernie for what

01:54

Is it because he's delivering his own state of the union response separate from party leaders

01:57

EW wont run if Bernie runs and Bernie wont run if EW runs both their camps pretty much agree to it

Ain in P A I N

Warren is not gonna get nom

are there any good republicans besides trump right now

You ever say you don’t have a condom to get out of having sex with an ugly chick who catfished you on tinder and she says “I don’t care if you don’t use one” but then you say “yeah but I care” and she slaps you like you’re the rude one for not wanting to catch something from a hippo

03:30

Bitch looks like a mix between Michael Jackson and Melissa McCarthy

lmao

03:32

never

03:33

Was it a real catfish or more of a wow you look better in photos kind of thing?

Like she must have been editing her photos severely

03:34

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03:34

This is just an unrelated picture of destiny

03:35

Destiny

She can ride in my бак any day

03:45

I think I used the wrong noun

03:45

танк?

your bird

03:50

brother bird

wat

DESTINY RETURNS

darkjoe is online

Oh? (edited)

yeah john sold the login for 10 dollars

oy vey

06:13

that is being SHUTDOWN

06:14

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06:15

btfo???

what

password for darkjoe was changed

o no

@Brother Fruit didnt really care about that. The lad likes undergound builds. That was plenty for me

have been playing around with the dupe a bit more on my own server, and I really start to believe more and more that the dupe does not cause the lag we have currently

14:27

there is almost no cpu increase with 3 people duping at the same time

14:27

and the compression algorithm very quickly finds out it can't save and reverts (edited)

we think its loading in stashes of 10 000 dubs

ahhhh

not the duping itself

yea

14:28

ok

14:28

ye I agree then. If the server loads all of that stuff into memory, it makes sense

14:29

But that means, only fix is to remove these stashes?

14:29

or not go there

14:29

I split my stash amongst several region files, but that has no positive influence on memory

14:29

just region file size

14:30

also my stash is cute compared to others. It's spread over several chunks but each chunk holds 256 double chests maximum (edited)

14:30

So I am not worried there

i have one place with 3000 dubs in a few chunks and it causes a 2-second lagspike im working on moving a bit while my main stash is 200dubs total and i dont have to worry about at all

It's funny

14:34

one has to be careful not to be too rich

14:34

at one spot :)

14:34

3000 dubs wow

14:34

somebody told me 8000 dubs in one chunk

14:34

100 chunk stash

14:35

he said he does not log in anymore with the char at that stash

14:35

because of that but also because the dupe machine automatically starts then

and where sickness thrives bad things will follow

well said

14:36

been duping by hand so far, only thing I did is I got myself a keyboard shortcut for shift+double click

todarac used a client for that

for shift double click?

14:36

I tried some chest emptying things

14:37

but they were slower than shift double click

extra buttons to drop / take all

14:37

wurst used to have it

ye I tried impact I think, it has chest stealer, but no chest filler

14:37

and slow

semi automated system with hoppers is much more efficient tho

Probably

14:38

but my storage is already built

14:38

stuff is in it's place

14:38

on the other hand

14:38

it's at bedrock

14:38

enough space above

14:38

ye I could try to fiddle with that, wanted to brush up on my redstone anyway

i set up a giant installation and in 10 dupe runs we filled 3000 dubs

since I max have 12 dubs of one thing, one chunk holds a lot of different items

14:39

would have to build a lot of machines

14:39

ye

14:39

I will have a look

14:41

3000 dubs... did that have measurable impact on the server Entropy?

2 seconds

14:41

hiccup

14:41

no crash

interesting

anybody online on 2b?

no one sadly;/

15:09

just kidding ya boi ufocrossing about to hop on

hehehe

15:09

that is good news

15:09

I was just going to overload the chunk now

15:09

and if somebody was on I would be interested if any lag would be produced

15:09

though I think we established

15:09

it is not the dupe itself

for sure not the dupe itself

15:10

and for sure having 10000 dubs in one place

I have been testing what causes the lag, it is not dupe. it is not even really the large amount of chests I am 90% sure it is the illegal plugin that house has 10k dubs will only cause lag/crashes if they are all loaded at the exact same time. I can load 20k dubs fine if i approach them slowly allowing each chunk to fully load before moving closer, doing it this way will only drop tps to 18 if I load my entire stash at the same time (logging in in the centre) then the server would crash 3-4 times and remain at 3 - 6 tps for 5-10 mins.

15:30

So I would highly recommend that you do not log on/off your accounts in render distance of large amounts of chests

Jordan vc?

im at work atm

good tip jordan

what if the chests are empty

15:49

I made a stupid amount of chests in one area, but none of them are full yet

good question

15:49

I'd imagine the plugin checks them all the same

so the plugin checks the chests but not the shulkers inside them?

15:50

meaning if I had an illegal item directly in a chest, wouldn't open it, the plugin would still delete the item, once I load the chunk?

15:51

or revert it

illegals cant be deleted unless the shulker is opened

or placed

15:52

if you place an illegal shulker and then reload the chunks, the illegals go away

ok

15:52

if I mine it without reloading the chunks I am fine though

15:52

I mean place and mine

Yes

but yeah, If you got illegals into a chest they would stay there until you either opened the chest or reloaded the chunks

oh I guess ive never left a chunk once Ive placed illegals.. lol

Neither have I

I've crashed after placing a shulker of spawners

but I will try it now

it was a sad day

so

15:57

I placed killet's pvp kit

15:57

logged out for a few mins

15:57

mined it again

15:58

everything still stacked

wat

Also I unstacked some kit

try walking away and coming back

and disconnnected a lot

15:58

also on purpose a ttimes

15:58

still unstacked nicely

now that's interesting

will try that SEZ

15:58

I will do again and wait a bit longer

15:58

also will place 32k shulker

if that part of the plugin is disabled, that means that people who have barrier blocks in chests can actually fucking recover them

15:59

well, assuming they can get them from the chest to a shulker

hoppering them into shulkers

15:59

I think xcc2 went to his 2012 stash to check this out, but it was raided

15:59

when illegal items plugin was botched

16:00

so we dont know yet

16:02

only know this second hand though, so no idea how accurate that info is

Anyone play War Thunder

<

Let play

I would love to, that game is really fun to play in VR

I just got it after seeing a million ads on my history videos

16:02

Shits fun

16:03

Kinda reminds me of battlefield 1942

@SonEasterZombie I checked with pig spawners, stacked 32ks and the stacked pvp kit. 5 mins logout, re-mine shulkers, all is good

16:04

Might check the walking away

16:04

and putting them into chests

16:04

walking away

16:04

hoppering out of chests

hoppering the aforementioned shulkers into chests now

Maybe the storage-search plugin is off atm because of the lag it causes?

by the way, if anyone wants, I made these kits on 2b, I can throw you a copy if interested

16:36

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i came

16:38

i NEED this kit

16:38

would be fun for lodges

Ufo

16:39

you know you are the first to get it

Bring some to your initiation (edited)

If I will be invited, I will

https://www.goodwilltrading.org/index.php?page=library&cat=banners

FYI you have been able to place illegals inside of shulkers on the floor and them not get reverted for about 2 months

17:14

I thought this was public knowledge

it probably is, I just hadn't heard

17:15

does this apply to chests as well?

no chests are still checked on chunk load but not shulker

well there's a way to stop lag

17:20

27x less space efficient, but gets rid of the lag

ah @Brother Oppenheimer of course it can't work to get stacked items out of chest, since the hopper plugin now checks for the illegals. All makes sense now

@Brother Oppenheimer correct and wrong??? (edited)

?

chests are also not checked

17:57

chunks are no longer scanned for illegals

17:58

now hoppers delete the items or just wont hopper them (edited)

oh

17:59

I knew hoppers deleted them, I didnt have any illegals in chests to check with, just assumed they where checked

Imagine if germany ever built these

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rail gun

18:47

This is the p1000 design hitler signed off on and never was completed

18:47

It would have used as much steel as a ship

The Gustav

the Ratte

ah

I want to get my racist aunt a Cross of Honour of the German Mother

18:59

For her birthday

18:59

For mothering multiple Arian children

@een snail from palestine why have I seen spawners recently @nether spawn

@Brother Fruit they dont get removed on chunk load

19:06

thats why u can see them

19:06

if they where placed before

19:06

they will never get deleted

19:07

u where able to hopper spawners like a month ago and he had scanning also off (edited)

Hey Astroneer went on sale in steam today so I might pick it up soon.

19:09

Also @brother terbin those banners are sweet I wish I played enough to get a set

If you ever are around spawn @DoctrZombie just let me know

Thanks. I will if I remember that far in the future haha

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19:12

future, kami, forgehax, and baritone all working on top of each other

penis

yes

that is the most god-like hacked client setup i've ever seen. how on earth do you keybind all that?

you get kicked if you take a single step so it doesn’t matter anyway

@DoctrZombie it's probably gonna increase in price tomorrow, so i'd buy it soon

20:04

also that's slightly annoying that it went on sale today cuz I bought it full price 2 days ago

oof

Going on my first date with a non goth chick in like 3 years

20:34

I can’t even make suicide or depression jokes

20:35

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but you can make racial jokes

yeah everyone has a race

that's how you test for toxic liberalism

message Big Ben on Twitter about it if she gets mad

^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535501070890434580/542099684102111242/Mom_Found_Out.mp4

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21:06

massive pecs

@Deleted User is apex legend good?

its solidly ok but u need a full squad for the true experience.

oh god first time tim is not in an argument on cancerchat

21:32

this time its a 2 person circle jerk

21:33

and the other person is armour smith....

21:33

ffs

21:33

@Brother Sun thought this might interest you

uhhh

21:34

I'll look

theyre in media btw

Baritone commands can by default be typed in the chatbox. However if you make a typo, like typing "gola 10000 10000" instead of goal it goes into public chat, which is bad.

literally this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdWNCoTkgE4

Just an ordinary day at the meat shop

21:38

but I gotta take tims side on this one

21:39

armorsmith is cancer of the purest form

21:42

jeeeesus christ

Watching Tim and armorshit fight is like leaving 2 special ed kids in the classroom alone (edited)

^

21:42

you can hear em from 2 classrooms over

Kek

but tim seems mildly in a pinch this time tbh

you can use the prefix # entropy

i know im just mildly laughing at babbaj

the entire convo is just

21:49

it's like a salaryman chad vs a logan paul tier chad

cyanlime

hey

21:51

if armor is using his dads money of dubious origin for profit of any kind

21:52

and has said something along the lines of benefiting from it by using conections made to players in 2b you can, if I remember this right, accuse him of money laundering

21:52

I am not saying we should try

21:52

but I am

hehehehehe

21:53

i see where this is going

21:53

jared 2.0

21:53

omg this is so fucking amusing

the second I looked I saw this

21:54

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21:54

instant lol

ifkr

I’m not triggered at all !!!

but the way armorsmith flexes with his branded bullshit is just laughable aswell

Watching Tim and armorshit fight is like leaving 2 special ed kids in the classroom alone

most factual statement of the day

tim is being overflexed for the first time in a while i think

Tim is letting himself be triggered by armorsmith having money and insisting he isn’t mad

21:59

smith didn’t even earn the money and Tim is mad about it

he always insists he isnt mad

mad enough that he’s struggling to reply and insist how mad he isn’t

22:00

hilarious

both archetypes of ignorance

Have you watched John wick

22:02

The first one

yes

It's like watching the Russian kid and his friend

22:03

They both try and argue but both are so hilariously wrong

oooh fuck ye true XD

22:03

though armorsmith is much more annoying in this one

22:04

that fucking neck holy shit man even my lil brother could choke him out cold XD

22:04

so sad u cant type that shit now

22:04

dont have a fucking number anymore

You know

22:08

I actually want Tim to win this one (edited)

22:09

This guy lacks the class of someone with that kind of money should have.

true

aaaaaaaaand they are proving that they don't do leg day

22:14

at all

22:14

this is like a cheap soap opera

22:14

cringe

22:14

but I can't stop watching

thats cringecompilations for you bro

22:15

it makes your skin crawl but you cant stop watching

I want to be an avenger when I grow up

where are tim and armorsmith arguing

22:25

i want to see

https://discord.gg/7SWa4s

22:26

in the media channel

22:26

@brother noname

22:27

just scroll past the ungodly wall of narcissism and start from the top

but the whole thing is an ungodly wall of narcissism

ye true i mean just start from the top of the ungodly wall of narcissism

i hope we get a dope temp map

I hope we get a temp map

I hope my dick is never crooked

may your dick never waiver

if your dick isn't crooked you aren't thrusting hard enough

brother bird aka brother nick aka brother pencil dick aka brother cancer aka (edited)

22:49

HALT

is there a version of this without the mc edit

removing in 20 seconds so everyone has a chance to see

kek

ouch

okay thats long enough (edited)

22:51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMY_SUuobww

No full auto in buildings

this is classic

22:54

daaaaamn bro O.K

It's basically a laser shotgun at that point

ffs they are still going at it

since like 5 pm

23:16

almost an hour and a half

Armorsmith got destroyed by facts and logic

23:23

My kdr is off the map

what are you guys on about

Mad virgin gymcel hype beast skin conditioned ugly faced minecraft playing autist

u avin a stroke m8?

no read up

23:30

shits cringy yet funny

any of you guys down to VC?

toysolider knows what's up

23:42

I would join if I could brony:(

if you could?

23:43

mic broke?

@BottleCapBrony if you become a brother would you be brother Bottle, or Brother Brony

23:43

I'm at school lol

is Brother BottleCapBrony too long?

no

23:44

just curious

I think Brother Brony sounds cool. the full length name would be a good tongue twister

wrong answer smh

23:45

jk I just think it's funny

or BottleCapBrother

now that's epic

Brother Brony

23:50

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ5bUkk6iW0

Banana Bread at Work? Hell Yeah!

SCRATCHING YOUR EYE BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING ITCHY

23:52

lol

this is halfway to how people talk in Idiocracy

shut the fuck UP

but I love the video

hes talking real shit

i love idiocracy

00:14

welcome to costco i love you

I can't tell if the pic tim posted is a female or a really pudgy guy

go back to cancerchat

00:16

yea true

how ya'll doing this evening

literally looks like a shaved man back

00:43

i felt gay looking at it

00:43

doesn't help that it looks like men's underwear too

00:43

what woman wears dark blue, elastic-top, loose underwear (edited)

00:44

that's like a stereotype of men's underwear

I was about to make a joke but I decided against it

ok

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that made me laugh

This is so true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIMXsvB58W0 ITS FUCKING TIME BOYS

State of the Union 2019 and Democratic response: Live stream and f...

the absolute state of the union

want to get in a call and watc

there are so many jokes you can make rn with how the past few months went

01:57

sure but let me get something to drink and eat

01:57

this gon b gud

imagine

01:57

caring about the SOTU

imagine not

i literally

01:58

don't give a single fuck what trump has to say

01:58

or what abrams has to say

ive got some water and spicy shrimp sushi with captain 4 later

Does anyone know the makers of each of these maps? I got all except the MCC one from Clube 33.

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I think a bunch of them are oxy’s if I’m not mistaken

almost all ox

02:12

y

i made all of those

and ufo

man the state of the union is so boring

02:17

trump says something mildly inspiring

yes

everyone claps

02:17

like really guys say something about politics

02:17

clap when he makes a change

You mean something mildly vague

I'm enjoying Pelosi's contemptuous glares

any old chump can say something mildly inspiring

agreed mothra

02:18

anyone misses it, just read toro's summary a few hundred dozen times

"America will change for the better... not for the worse" america:

02:18

"We will heal our nation... and be divided no longer" america:

02:19

"We the People of America must unite... to grow our nation to greatness" america:

02:19

look can i write the speeches (edited)

Sounds like 1984

anyone else think Trump's ass could look good on a latina?

02:21

whenever they cut to a rear view

"Here are some nudes... of my wife." america:

^ this

02:24

facepalm

02:24

USA

02:24

USA

"america is winning each and every day" ^trump actually just said this

02:24

mfw

02:24

DUDE THEY ARE ACTUALLY CHANTING USA

02:24

a room full of autismos

02:25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYU5VE2c6Ps

The White House

President Trump Delivers the State of the Union Address

02:25

rewind like 30 seconds

I'm glad you chose to spend this historic evening with your fellow brothers @Brother Toro

02:25

Torodadude sadly missed this meeting

yeah i dont understand these people either torogadude

02:25

they're not as smart as you or I

"If there is going to be peace and regulation, there cannot be war and investigation."

serious question--is the document that pelosi is reading a copy of his speech?

oh they're certainly smart

02:26

this dumb union address will keep both sides of the media and their respective fans occupied for several days

02:27

which is of course more money

>opiod crisis

02:27

>other buzz words

02:27

>wonderful veterans

02:28

cut to lincoln's state of the union and see what modern presidency vs old school writing was about

man, Trump on teleprompter is boring af

yeah

02:29

teleprompters ruined public speaking

trump was most interesting before he became president

02:29

now he's just fed info and is boring

>and she is a terrific woman, terrific

"I knew I did something right"

this sounds a lot like the stick I would use in goodwill as ceo

02:30

i'd always slip in a comment about my lovely assistant

i love the guy with the bubble clap in the crowd (edited)

02:30

shoutout to that guy

her's so boring

haha, i'm not watching, just texting w/ ya'll and shredding chicken

02:30

i'll have to peek

inb4 he doesn't say anything controversial because Pelosi intimidates him

i think mike pence is barred up chillin through this speech

one of his few political rivals upon whom he has not bestowed a pejorative nickname

02:32

oh

02:32

we gonna hear about the wall now?

02:32

let's hear it

02:32

YES

Orange man is cringelord

BUILD THE WALL

build the wall build the wall

USA USA USA

orange man GOOD

let's see

Wait what

URGENT NATIONAL CRISIS

What have I missed

PROTECT OUR HOMELAND

like, look at mike with his unwavering interest vs pelossi

SECURE DANGEROUS SOUTHERN BORDER

@HermeticLock nothing worthwhile

that's an unnatural steadiness listening in

RUTHLESS COYOTES CARTELS AND HUMAN TRAFFICKERS

CARAVANS OF TAMALES

02:33

INCOMING

02:33

TO OUR CITIES

What did trump do now

02:33

Are they hot tameles

TO REPLACE OUR INFERIOR AMERICAL CUISINE

what do you think politicians dose up on while listening through speeches n shit

Coke?

gosh man i love whoever is writing for this

us australians haven't seen this what happened?

What the fuck are you blokes talking about

tremendous onslaught?

they knew they had to list three things instead of only "cartels" and "traffickers" so they just shoved "coyotes" into it

lawless state of the southern border?

10/10 speechwriting

What

i'm very confused as a texan

What is this

this is confusing

What the fuck are we talking about

state of the union

02:34

"If there is going to be peace and regulation, there cannot be war and investigation."

@HermeticLock state of the union speech

The state of the union?

woops

02:35

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIMXsvB58W0

State of the Union 2019 and Democratic response: Live stream and f...

OH THE SOEECH!

here

Okay brb

it's live

@Brother Sun please come to america and fix our shitty food

gosh the rule of threes is SO SEXY

02:35

if he doesn't list three things in every sentence he'll be impeached

^

DANGEROUS SOUTHERN BORDER AHAHAHA

love and devotion = two things

02:36

IMPEACH

well let's not pretend the southern border is not dangerous

02:36

haven't you seen breaking bad

lel

he says it like its the front lines of world war 3 (edited)

i don't particularly care for valley towns

02:36

too poor 4 me

02:37

there's several border cities that i'd not care to visit

not true

sad that i have to watch this instead of build the Collection because my computer is updating

however a lot of the border cities are pretty chill

nuge galifornia

The state of the union is

to what mothra

Shit

s l a v e r y

"tolerance for illegal immigration is not compassionate, it is harmful" now we have an interesting statement

the 1/3 statistic is false

02:38

oh look ms13

My dick is the state of the union

what is ms13

02:38

I actually haven't heard of this

dude wtf whenever i walk down the street 1 out of every 3 of the women i see walk by are literally being actively raped

it's a gang

WRONG kiddo try again

02:38

demotards lose again

you know what would remove the gang members by thousands?

torogadude is a cuck of ms13 he has to prep the illegal bulls before they rape people

legalization

02:39

regulation

ILLEGAL ALIENS COMMIT CRIMES AT A LOWER RATE THAN OTHERS

why is my feed from the white house channel like 20 seconds behind you guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIMXsvB58W0

State of the Union 2019 and Democratic response: Live stream and f...

ctrl r?

CBS is better

oh look, prop victums

>countless well i'll have you know the census is good at their job

kek

*victims

yeah i've refreshed a few times

damn

wait, does Don jr. have a beard?

02:40

is that him standing behind?

the nigga is actually using victims of every age

02:40

trauma conga

02:40

HERE IS PAIN FOR EVERYONE

>not one more life will be lost someone probably died along the southern border just now

02:41

tbh

dangerous border

nah, that's mike barred up pence

02:41

lol toro

How do you feel about the dangerous border @Brother Sun ?

Mexico's southern border is dangerous AF

that it is dangerous

02:41

on both sides

02:42

there are legitimate reasons to avoid that place

guatemala and belize are dangerous af

regardless of where you come from

BUILD THE WALL KEEP OUT THE GUATEMALANS

upboat

3

i watched breaking bad, i'm pretty much an expert on cartels on the south

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-touts-nonexistent-border-wall-in-san-antonio_us_5c43abaee4b0bfa693c42235

Trump Touts Border Wall In San Antonio, Which Has No Wall And Isn'...

The city is 150 miles north of Mexico.

build that wall

so my opinion is it's terribly evil and don't go there

02:42

^^^

was a gud meme for texans

I mean

Trump is making it out to be the front lines of ww3 tho

also, don't read huffington post overall

we have also lost count of the reports for people shooting passers by in the rio grande shores

sad

and mexicans don't have conceal carry permits

mfw someone posts huffpo

jeff

1

so guess who does the majority of the shooting

don't hate sister, it is the first link up for what i googled and is legit

the flunkies known as ICE @Brother Sun ?

yes

02:44

actually

lol at ted cruz beard

what the hell is that beard

half black half white

whats wrong with ice

a mutton chop

02:45

that is what that shit is

02:45

unironic mutton chops in 2019

slung

2

Clapping for dude who accused father of killing JFK

02:45

Literal cuckoldry

was El paso one of the more dangerous cities BEFORE the wall?

02:46

Honestly idk

it was

ok

but the reason the wall worked like it did

02:47

was because of how localized it is

02:47

it's simply easier to go around the thing

MORE WOMEN IN CONGRESS THAN EVER BEFORE

02:48

WE CAN BE PROUD

if there is an entire wall along the border and there are known entrances where people can set up black market backroads

02:48

guess what's happening

W O M E N

02:48

well sun what if there are border guards ready to gun them down like in isreal

W O M X E N

ima guess trafficking and ice busts at said spots Sun

we just need armed squads kosing on the border

man imagine a israel-tier wall along the southern border

lol

toro

holy crap the usa chant is so dumb

smib

1

as amusing as that'd be

the usa chant is dumb

mfw israel can do it but its racist when we do it

no one else chants their country like that

here is what americans are like

israel BULLDOZES Palestinian villages

"money is better than morals"

usa chant = good in sporting events when we're winning like olympics usa chant = bad in a room full of americans talking about maybe doing some good things

redpill

2

It'd take all of 2 days to have a route through at least one gate

that's still racist when israel does it

02:50

it is more blatantly so

okay sun so what if

02:50

now really seriously

02:50

what

02:50

what if

why isnt anybody crying about it then

the wall went 1000 feet underground and 1000 feet above ground

because muslim bad

last time i heard anything about it was when they literally mowed down a crowd

then the mexicans would jump 1001 feet

and 1000 feet in either direction into the ocean so you can't swim around

yikes, that's pretty fucked

punch

02:51

a

02:51

hole

or take an airplane

through

like most illegal immigrants do

and there are guards like the norway beach on d-day with machine guns mowing down anyone who walks near

by overstaying a visa

the "china" meme

02:51

its back

then toro

if a child's ball rolls a little far the wrong way

if they can't build a wall, then they can't employee enough people to guard it

ripped apart with lead

you'd have as a country a very real chance of losing a lot of money because people see you all as north korea but actually worrying

so? america would be safe™

at the cost of being america

USMCA needs to be approved by congress

02:52

it isn't a real thing

1 in 3 women wouldn't be raped by mexicans anymore

02:52

that's a plus in my book

more for americans?

02:53

Trump believes women should only be raped by Americans

i have a mother, sister, two female aunts, and two grandmothers

02:53

that's 6

02:53

statistically two of them have LITERALLY been raped by mexicans

this

facts, sun

Statistically

02:53

1 in 3 women

if you know three women then one of them has been raped by default

that's 1 in 3 "on the dangerous journey north" you're referring to?

no no no

02:54

1 in 3 women worldwide

02:54

has been raped

I got bum fucked going in to Canada

I like how you say "two female aunts" as opposed to "two male aunts"

by mexicans

it was traumatic

lol casp

they aren't called Mounties for nothing

2

ah, okay, that was one of trump's tweets i thought you were referring to

Long Live Mr. Hands.

he said it during the union

02:55

1/3 of women has been raped

02:55

if you find any woman on the street

02:55

one third of her body has been raped by a mexican

02:56

trump said this today

02:56

wake up demtards

he looks sad

toro

02:56

don't blame mexicans for the lack of control you americans have over your ape like chads

02:57

and other societal refuse

SUDDENLY HIV

women in us: 150 million, 1 in 3: 50 million men in mexico: 60 million

02:58

so basically

thats a pretty bold promise

LITERAL AIDS

10 years

every single mexican has raped a white american woman at some point

02:58

sun wukon

02:58

do not appreciate this

LET'S ELIMINATE CHILDHOOD CANCER AIDS

why you shouting

DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN ELIMINATING CHILDHOOD CANCER AIDS?

let's give cancer aids so it can't reproduce

no i like my children with mega aids

cancer fixed

02:59

guys i did it

pozzed people can reproduce i think

@Brother Toro for Nobel Peace Prize

03:00

just imagine how Grace will feel in 10 years about being used as a political prop

at least she's not a lib

toro

03:01

I admit it

Well boys I’m in love again

I fondled

03:01

some

03:01

thing

i'm tuning out, this is boring and not particularly thought provoking

03:01

oh?

She kinda looks like Michael Jackson

found a qt?

really inappropriate

is it the nose?

and it was american

huh

burger

is this serious

03:02

>she looks like micheal jackson can she moonwalk

She has a sharper jawline than me

ah

you know who has a sharper jawline than everyone here

but you were just boasting about your jawline to armorsmith

the actor of nancy from stranger things

03:02

she has a storm trooper jawline

lmao

I was memeing kyle

03:03

My jawline isn’t that intense

you mean you can't bust down walls with your crimson chin?

You could break out of prison with this girls jawline

crimson chin >>> every other comic character

But she’s hot as shit, just not goth

03:03

It’s sad

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