Spawnmasons - general-20190912

cant get it to work either

Finally

TheFunnCubes joined the server. 23/02/2019 20:31

Hi

hi there^^

Aw yis. Only tangentially related but still wanna buy a Funcube when I have the money

20:34

Welcome.

thanks^^

hell yea

20:34

funncubes

20:35

@Brother Entropy

20:35

drag him in

20:35

@TheFunnCubes

20:35

join general

Hey aren’t u friends with Ethan

20:39

That’s how ik u I think

>What Jared went to prison for

@Brother Oppenheimer check DMs

My life now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

Monstercat: Instinct

Noisestorm - Crab Rave [Monstercat Release]

20:49

dupe is patched

20:49

patch is duped

new script sends coordinates of overloaded chunk and hause will probably come to delete it DONT TRY TO DUPE till we are sure of anything

make as big of a chunk as possible

20:55

destroy the server

"smib smib smib" oh my god, how much i started to hate smibcoin....

>Hating Smibcoin

just wait till you love smib coin

smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib

smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib smib

*dies*

1

21:05

delete this

21:11

Feel the bern

The real winner

its rabbit tho

21:29

dude check 20k map for generated sea temples

21:29

@Brother Oppenheimer

21:30

https://map.daporkchop.net/#topdown/0/0/0/128/64

FUCK

21:38

MY FUCKNG QUEUE RAN OUT THIS IS HARRIBLE

21:40

should i buy priority on my main or my alt....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Main

shit i mean i need 2 do it on my alt bc my main is at my base and my alt is at spawn

galaxy

and meeting is in 20 min

mfw pepople are roleplaying in voice...

21:41

im crine irl

21:41

can't believe it ran out ;_;

henry help me out there is a real gamer girl in voice im too scared to talk

21:42

i cant contribute to the mason conversation

wiat

21:42

a girl?

21:42

whooo

one other than me

@Brother Logan JOIN

join logan i miss u babe x

Pepsibot finally makes good point

stop harassing me

https://i.imgur.com/vAfYGVl.png

wat? fake news

21:50

dude, my priority is taking so long to come into effect im worried

scammed

how long does it usually take for u guys

just pay again goyim!

how the fuck is the queue 256 ppl

21:50

what is happening

new youtuber joined

the indonesian faggot?

you have to buy priority for everyone since some people cant buy it

sal joined

i figured it wouldn't have any effect

21:51

@Brother Todarac waht

GET INGAME AND LEAD THE MEETIG

Smib

salc1 has single handedly revived the server with his powerful youtube videos

maybe it was me

yws

todarac you kike

~add -3120

my queue isn't working

fUCK

21:52

ufo's vps

wtf

oh im on now

i cant believe im in a legendary youtube video

1

@everyone birthday time

hey im there too

omg is that a girl in voice chat

yep i smibbed my pants

Bet @Bromger Boomerang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLut_a7E4Y

TripfriendTager

My reaction to Todarac's reaction to my reaction video

what the fuck

@Brother Todarac REEEEEEEEEEE

22:07

server is down

22:07

yes i do @Bromger Boomerang

brother tardy

@Brother 086 moment

Buy me queue

Give me time to update it @een snail from palestine @Brother Fruit

22:10

I’ve been busy

@Brother Fruit ?

smib

nice hat

i cant believe torogadude would do this

@snugglebugaj BASED

Bnzi I legit thought was a bonzi buddy bot

22:25

Ngl

22:25

Also lmao I'm using a tube and my phone mic to make the noises whenever I talk

real shit?

ya

Yes

real shit

the dupe is actually patched

yes

lensglare.jpg

Good. Fuck you all who were duping still

there is still one dupe that works

any good?

I am

-find girl IRL -stick peenor in girl -wait 9 months -you have successfully duped yourself

1

Dont kick meme man

imperfect dupe, must do it on your twin sister for best results

does it work on sister?

22:28

jkjk

ill try

LOOOL

22:28

got me

i do have a twin sister so this is not a joke sir

oh I thought you were implying that you would fuck my sister

22:29

your twin sister as in whoever is trying to dupe themselves sister

Lost connection

22:34

Rip

i cant vote @Brother Fruit bigot why do you hate women

this wtf

im crying and smibbing

lmao @Deleted User

@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

ok i smibbed my pantaloons

profile pic worthy for someone

22:44

saved to my pepsi animal folder

nick for worshipful

no

yes

that's my vouch

you don't get to steal my nomination

22:45

i will second sister

put the pepsi above its hands and it will look like it is praising the pepsi

I third bird for worshipful

nice cat dude

activating impact botnet to get you to worshipful

╰ :pepsi: ╯RAISE YOUR PEPSI ╰ :pepsi: ╯

@Worshipful make vote for bird worshipful aaaaa

can someone who isnt afraid to speak in the prescence of all these alpha males raise a vote to add the pepsi dog emote

is team pepsi a 2b thing or a internet meme

its worldwide

neat

22:50

i prefer sugar cane dr peppers

but when that's not an option I pick Pepsi over.. coke

good choice goy

22:50

for pepsi over coke

@Brother Fruit is the one here not giving chances

22:54

what a bigot!

guys

22:56

what is the valid donation website

https://www.pepsi.team/

Team Pepsi

#TeamPepsi

https://www.google.com/search?q=drop+dead+westeros&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=RTZHbMjZBC_PrM%253A%252CW2L4y3dNNPLhFM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kShVBJ5fmza3_NEL7lRpRYdB7eCYg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj75amB-tLgAhXK3YMKHUhoBccQ9QEwAXoECAUQBA&biw=1536&bih=722#imgrc=_z4tZ7Nx3oq-oM:

cringe

nice hahahaha

cringe

22:57

im sorry but i would avoid you

but that's cuz you're a woman

edgey

guys stop messing around we need to roleplay

Emperor spawnmason ???1?

what is the valid donation website @brother noname @TheMilkManMike

i posted it

the Emperial Masons

lmaoo

23:02

i want 2b

rude leader

Brie Larson is pandering to virtue signaling tardos

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pill

http://donate.2b2t.org/

23:09

is this correct?

@Deleted User dont play league of legends

If you don't recycle you're basically hitler

@Brother Entropy dont play league of legends

^

i will start a worshipful demotion vote if i see league of legends being played by you entropy

23:10

its a valid criticism, i think that the toxic environment of the game will negatively impact your ability to effectively lead our group

or you become resistant

bigot

many more country places don't even have recycling

vote to ban burnie from the chat

i've lived where I can recycle everything and nothing off and on

wtf

conected ovens

23:12

it just looks so retarded

4

23:12

accurate

he's not going to win (edited)

23:13

get ready for 4 more years of Trump

*6

^

I vouch for fit

Fit for POTUS? (edited)

1

is it even possible for a floridian to become potus?

man I am wasted. Is it even possible for me to spell correctl?

^who is fuffer?

1

3

looking at that..... almost

1

23:15

fluffbucket i assume

is fuffer legit fluffbucket?

1

no

23:16

ur braindead

fuffer is not a tranny faggot

well idk, I never met the guy lol

2

fuffler is a real gurl wym??????????????????

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

correct

change my mind

why would we want to change it

23:17

it is correct

i know im just memeing

fuffer and i are both female(real)

pepsi girl

k who is fuffer then?

fuffer is fuffer

tims wife

I have seen the name alot but dont actually know

23:18

TimMcKikepants?

salc1 please advertise my youtube channel iv got 200 subs im aiming for 2000 so i can jew a free future client

nothing in this world is ever 100% jew free

@SalC1 dude pepsi girl needs your help

nick for worshipful

Brony for worshitful

https://files.catbox.moe/1uquzk.png henry hivemind

23:23

cant believe henry activated his influence to shut down his real opposition and then tried to get another one of his alt accounts into power

Wow

23:24

this is unbelievable

My approval rating heavily dwindled since my last nomination

23:25

Fascism

bigotry

fu

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no circles allowed

1

SROP

thats i l l e g a l

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2

okay you need to stop

23:49

sal for demotion for terrible meme

sal on trial go to jail

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the bail price is a youtube shoutout

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BEST MEME ^ SO FUNNY

unsubbing

2

Why

Sal you need to be SHUT DOWN

LITERALLY THE BEST MINECRAFT MEMES SO FUNNY

best base

@Ain

who here is a creator

23:53

who likes to create thgings

Best build

dont let the touch u @Deleted User

IM SMIBBING MY PANTS

00:04

who made that cute noise

oof

congrats on becoming a cuck emperor i have to go beat my wife see u later x

@Deleted User still a vegan

@entropyanndroid @TheFunnCubes i dont really talk rip

it's okay

I am opening a post meeting scribble game. Come and go as ya'll please

00:18

https://skribbl.io/?BTJCj20ORW

skribbl.io - Free Multiplayer Drawing & Guessing Game

Skribbl.io a free multiplayer drawing and guessing game. Draw and guess words with your friends and people all around the world! Score the most points and be the winner!

00:20

One more minute before beginning

someone say to join

I would like to develop a Spawn Mason project: A large scribble.io 2b2t word list for fun, SMIBBY gameplay.

"mailman" (edited)

https://i.imgur.com/hxjcDNj.png

we got a space

00:45

https://skribbl.io/?BTJCj20ORW

skribbl.io - Free Multiplayer Drawing & Guessing Game

Skribbl.io a free multiplayer drawing and guessing game. Draw and guess words with your friends and people all around the world! Score the most points and be the winner!

@here anyone wanna play some APEX

01:37

no

1

2

I know where that map is :^)

do you?

01:50

I don't

welcome @Deleted User glad to have you as a brother

01:50

yes

01:51

lol

it was made by phi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Masonic_Temple_(Madison,_Wisconsin)

Madison Masonic Temple (Madison, Wisconsin)

The Madison Masonic Temple is a Freemason temple located in Madison, Wisconsin. Designed by Madison architects James R. and Edward J. Law in 1915 and redesigned after World War I in 1922, the temple was built during 1923 to 1925. It was listed on the National Register of His...

phi made it

01:51

yea

01:51

one of the oldest masonic lodges is in the city I go to school in

01:51

savannah GA

01:51

masons represent

01:51

I saw free Mason logos everywhere

@brother noname

imagine being offended by the past opinions of fellow brothers

ufo literally hates me tho ;^(

Well, he didn't vote No on you. I'll tell you that much. (edited)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOr-NbrT19s

GLASSPVCK

what Redbone would sound like with a hard R

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeSyyu5JrLY

Grandayy

Childish Trumpino - Red Bing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ta7mkgrOU

asaaddowe

kermit sings hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HahVcBoyGzk

Crepe Maister

Sound of Social Justice Simon Garfunkel Parody Cover Song (REUPLOAD)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWgWBA0wP7U

Oj Vens

Worst Reptilia Cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrG1Yo9jLVo (edited)

Hüseyin Kağıt

WTF Quack Like a Duck

I'm pretty sure that was a meme @Deleted User

02:05

ily

idk most of you guys didn't know me

kek

02:05

dark emperor is gonna be a no from me

last Monday was a meme

02:05

I knew who you were last Monday

02:06

it's okay fuffer and a bunch of other dumb bitches said similar things about me

02:06

look at fuffer now

1

Fuffer was my best friend then one day just switched up on me

kek

Pms is a weird thing

if someone buys me a pizza ill kick emperor

Fair enough

okay give address

The kicking of members process now involves buying worshipfuls pizza

10.4166337, 23.4166641

02:08

these are my irl coords (edited)

How much pizza to kick ain

0

He won't put his address in general chat. Wouldn't want to get doxed.

02:08

Just post your credit card details so he can buy it himself.

02:09

Can we compromise and can i be Brother Skinny Bird

Brother Bird Penis

Either one fine with me

02:09

Bird up

Skinny Bird Penis?

https://i.imgur.com/hSwpmKs.png <-- emperors home town

At least he gets a nice cuck shed in real life. His in-game cuck shed was the most half assed thing ever.

02:12

Not a single insult on the walls.

thats true (edited)

Just a brick box with no windows. lol

02:13

And a giant minion penis outside. (edited)

03:35

just found this gem again

03:35

lmao

OOF

03:41

thats a yikes

Holy shit I got confused, couldn't see the old spawn masons. Logo, thought I got kicked

@Brother Todarac when was that again?

05:04

that wasn't that long ago

help

05:08

I've been watching law and order for the past 4 hours

normie

So, this is a thing.

05:42

FUUUUUUCK

05:47

Hause....-

05:47

At least it’s an update man

I'm guessing we'll get the first temp map in early March that'll still be 1.12, then another 1.13 temp map before returning to the main map in April or may.

Herm is hause

Herm is a shitty god.

Yuck!

Hopefully the temp maps will be rather large with all of the dimensions since they'll likely last a while. (edited)

05:49

None of this 4k-overworld only BS

05:53

Wouldn't it be nice if we could actually get people to commit to a prio strike to light a fire under his ass? But that won't happen. (edited)

https://youtu.be/bxyh3UA1i10

SalC1

Trump Wall Built in Survival Minecraft

how much money have you made from your vids so far (edited)

jag sitter her i venten och spelar lite dota

lets get it on

fuck my headf

08:11

i\m dying but i thing red deadd will save me

@SalC1 i unironically love your videos

08:28

they're actually so well made

08:28

no cringe like "WHATS UP GUYS ITS ANOTHER MINECRAFT FUCKIN' LETS PLAY GRAB YO DORITOS AND STICK EM UP MY BUM"

08:29

just nice, soothing music

08:29

and memes

@Brother 086 Thanks man! That's exactly the direction I intend when I make my videos.

at least you dont try to waste 20 minutes of us walking on a flower path (edited)

You didn't have to watch the flower path video if you didn't want to. Barrendome said exactly what he was going to do at the beginning of the video. You could've clicked away. While I agree that Sal's content is much more entertaining than most of Barrendome's, we shouldn't blame Barrendome for wasting our time.

im just quickly annoyed when people make videos longer than they need to be

10:22

but that again is subjective

Ufos intro is not long enough

10:27

man I got to do the lodge teaser

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518798189982384169/549062161230462981/43078896_311224019689880_7444215958198359473_n.mp4

aaaaaaa

12:16

why don't we have a NSFW channel

we should

12:16

but henry said

12:16

it would only be for brother bird so he didnt want to do it

time to start posting porn in general

12:20

@Brother Fruit

12:20

NSFW channel please

I believe that there already is/was porn in general

we need an autism chat

12:23

for memes and porn

12:24

probably not tho

12:24

not the spawnmason style

Yeah. There's been porn on general before. That shouldn't happen but we also shouldn't have a NSFW channel. I really don't think we need to be sharing porn on this discord. But that's just me.

server is back

and its down again

Server is kill

shit server

back to constantiam then

rip

wasn't planning on escaping naked from spawn today, but 2b2t is down and country girls make do

It's not so bad so far

Ya'll still on Constantiam?

cumstainiam

/toggledeathmsgs

15:30

hause is still retarded

15:31

STILL hasn't fixed deathmessages correctly

just play constantiam its better

yeah just disabled death msgs on the bot

must be like 5th time he enables them despite not having fixed anything?

^moist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discobolus

Discobolus

The Discobolus of Myron ("discus thrower", Greek: Δισκοβόλος, Diskobólos) is a Greek sculpture completed at the start of the Classical Period, figuring a youthful ancient Greek athlete throwing discus, circa 460–450 BC. The original Greek bronze is lost but the w...

15:43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPTzB_8TLbM

Hermeticlock

2b2t - GUARDIANS OF THE SPAWNBASE TRAILER - SEASON 2

@HermeticLock bro, the other day you told me that gif was of yourself, and I actually believed you. You trolled me hard man lol.

emperor went from guest to initiate to approved to spawnmason in 2 hours

yeah what a legend

Actually more like 2 years

Tbh yeah

ffff shit. need to up my game

That moment when Hause has 2b2t all to himself.

Wew lad

probably another stash gone

what if we set up a fake stash with tons of signs saying "made you look hause haha" and duped a bunch to get on his list of stashes to delete.

That'll teach him. (edited)

how about making all of spawn heigh file size chunks and let it regenerate by hause?

He's just deleting chests. Not resetting the chunks

you are right

if we did that sign exploit we could ban hause from his own server.

world edit console commands would save him

@SalC1 New video?: Banning a server owner from his own server (edited)

yes but it would be funny

If I can find a server owner that stupid @Bromger Boomerang Awesome idea btw

we dupe there to get his attention then when he tps to it he gets banned

Exactly

19:47

We ban Horsemustard

nows the chance since hes going around deleting stashes

I really hope

19:47

he nukes the stashes of the biggest item sluts

19:48

that way there is a post in the reddit explaining that house does, in fact, nuke your shit when he feels like

Yeah. Sucks that people like terbin are getting fucked and not the damn shop owners.

he don't care about your reasons

19:49

thing about shop owners

Though we have the biggest item slut on the server in this group so we shouldn't wish for that.

as long as one person realizes others still buy items

oh wait terbin got fucked by hause?

19:49

I thought it just got griefed

Yeah. Lost everything

ouch

I wish for it because of that boomerang

19:49

NUKE

19:49

EVERYTHING

and yeah honestly if I was hause i'd commandeer the accounts of the shop owners

19:50

basically check where their stashes are

19:50

actually could he do that? Whitelist certain players to see where they traveled to?

He could follow certain players around, certainly (edited)

19:56

If he deletes too many stashes, the effect on the economy could be massive. Currently, most stashes are worth very little because everyone has them. We're living in post-scarcity which has been quite peaceful. Remove wealth from half of the players and suddenly you've got a huge lower class again. The animosity coming out of that would be major. We could have another war on our hands.

yes

19:58

please

19:58

make it happen

19:58

kill the newly prosperous

Be as greedy as you want. But in the end, the Hause always wins.

take 75 % of stashes away make 40 % of active player base leave make the people rich who find the next dupe

The 11/11/16 dupe killed 2b2t's economy for good. It has never recovered.

20:02

Every dupe after is redundant

probably wont ever

we could have agreed to make cookies the trading standard

20:20

we refused

20:20

we should have listened

it isn't too late

I thought dead bush was the server currency

it was, and then everyone duped dead bush

Server currency was gaps

>Imagine not using duped sand as the server currency

imagine using something that anyone can get with a stone shovel for currency

the point is to have a broke ass economy so we can block game without taking things too seriously

why is the spawn mason bot spamming welcome back brother breithan? im not logging on and off its just spamming it

it might be relogging

Pour one out for Terbin

20:48

The bot is busted again oml

It's ok though, it is a 2b test

20:53

just unlucky I duped 10 mins after patch

Oof. So Hause erased the stash?

@entropyanndroid its dead bush or nothing

#deadbush2020

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as the currency

Oh hey, Emperor. Gratz on rank.

yes

20:59

well

20:59

he erased all chests and trapped chests

21:00

shulkers placed stayed

21:00

even if containing illegals

21:00

so it's a simple block replace

21:00

stash was spread over to region files

21:00

region 1 of those contained another stash, not touched

21:00

so it looks like manual work

21:00

but that stash was before I gut stuff so only what I manually mined

21:01

However, close to main stash, all chests, removed, no matter if empty or not

21:01

mini stash in same region file is ok.

21:01

also pig spawners placed stayed

Huh. So an inconsistent purge.

just a simple block replace I guess

21:02

tp there

thank you entropy2

do a radius of 50 replace all chests with air

21:02

then replace all trapped chests with air

21:02

signs and item frames on the ground

21:03

which were stuck to the chests

Entropyanndroid you need a new name

did you try to dupe?

Yes the issue was, I tried duping 10 mins after it was patched

21:03

unaware it was

21:03

so I am on top of the logs

oof

everytime you dupe he gets the location in the logfile

21:03

so I guess he checks them out

21:04

if he deems the stash server-stability-affecting

21:04

he deletes chests

Well, if I were raised I'd probably be Sister Entropy. Little Sister might be funny as a Bioshock reference, or Little Entropy. I dunno.

Want the benzene ring t⌬⌬?

I think anndroid would be better it's confusing with 2 entropy

Ooh. I did notice that, it's sexy.

21:06

Yeah, I could do Ann Droid.

(Remember all, do not consume ⌬)

Sister entropy yesssss

lol Brother Entropy and Sister Entropy

21:10

realistically, probably just Sister Droid

Yep

REEEE

Whatever's fun for Hermes, I guess.

21:12

Oh god, now I'm going to be thinking of HermeticLock as a talking motorcycle all day.

???

21:12

i dont get the connection

Kino no Tabi. An old cult classic anime about a girl traveling a slightly fantastical world with her talking motorcycle.

who is this mane?

Guggi Data

delete this.

hmm okay then

Wait, there's a Gothenburg, Sweden?

Ja?

That is where man in picture lives.

servers restarting whos stash is gone now

i'm shidding and crying rn @Brother Fruit you revealed my fucking secret

if anyone wants to read my open letter to the 2b2t administration, that got deleted and gave me a 2 day ban with the reason "just stop" hmu, i am happy to give you a .txt file with the text in it.

22:44

or a .pdf if that's more your thing (edited)

just paste the text ?

22:45

or is it essay type

@TheFunnCubes hit us up with the letter

allright. since it's >900 words i'll put it here in .txt format

22:58

open_letter_2b2t.txt

5.32 KB

22:59

got deleted within minutes...

Rekt

the best thing is the reasoning behind the tempban

lmao

yeah. what a grat band of moderators this subreddit has.

23:01

well at least it's just 2 days

Can i be brother bird again

@TheFunnCubes house has always been a cuck

23:03

but in this case, the stashes caused problems, even if it only was during the dupe

23:03

as soon as that happened those chunks were forefit

23:03

anyone that has paid attention to how other players describe him could tell you it was a possibility

23:04

I'm kinda bummed he didn't go for the meme route and spawned as an end dragon in those chunks

23:04

just because

i mean i took care that my base's dupe setup got deleted as soon as we covered our basic needs (edited)

did it cause lag during use?

23:05

yes

23:05

it did

23:05

thus

23:05

nuked chunk

bretty ebin, hause visited muh stash

lmao

i mean... the dupe setup would be causing lag. yeah. but honestly the deletion of stashes is just off rails

not really

23:06

this is housemaster

23:06

he doesn't give a single shit about you

23:06

and he can and will rape you given an excuse

23:06

no matter how small

seriously, what a (excuse the profanity) piece of shit off a dick!

23:07

and yeah lamp i have heared about your stash... F

lol hause is based

23:07

that was in december so im not too mad ;p

hause gives and hause takes

hause didnt give. he just took

we need house to do base inspections

23:08

stat

except i always fail to see what he gives

he doesn't

^

I've been telling everyone this since 2017

he gave me some chunk errors

gives not a single shit

house takes and rapes

he doesnt even give any shit's it seems. his ass is probably the cleanest in the whole world

23:09

what a tyrent

since he copied the region to a singleplayer world with another seed and loaded some terrain

23:09

lol

he is a just leader

23:09

and an absolute meme of a coke addict

23:10

seriously, getting mad about this will only give him a boner harder than adamantium

23:10

only thing you'll do is give his partner the night of their lives

if i have the chance i'll test his boner's hardness with my foot.

i think everyone raging is funny, but maybe that's cause i wasn't hit

it will break, your foot I mean

but tbh this server is more than your items

that or it'll come back soaked

23:10

either way you ain't winning

ye id rather have the server in good health

23:11

not on 7 layers of aids like it is now

>300 in queue

23:11

GOD

23:11

FUCKING

23:11

DAMNIT

lol wut

23:11

300?!

yes

when did it reach that

no idea

what in the fuck happend

but I am angrered

23:11

salty

23:11

is not enough

last time i checked the max was about 160 or so

I am seasoned

cant share this enough... anything is better than this

this is true

it took atleast 12 ungodly hours of queue time to get in

damn.... if i want to join i would need to buy prio because my time is limited atm...... but i kind of dont want to reward the fucker for the shit he's doing atm...

only to get disconnected for walking or some other shite

yeah I remember that

23:13

shit sucked

23:13

It gave us something to look at

23:13

but it sucked

23:14

you turned on pc

23:14

12 to 16 hours previous or just didn't turn it off and hooked it to the neighbors power cable

23:15

and hoped for the best

id rather have 2 tps all the time instead of this shitty ping and connectivity issues

yeah fuck the queue rn

23:16

I'm not even advancing

23:16

I am at 298

23:16

after 30 minutes

thats just pure cancer

2b2t is supposed to be laggy and on the verge of breaking down. this is, what anarcy kinda tends to do.

right now is pretty stable

hence the static queue

for those THAT CAN GET IN

i blame sal for the 300 queue

23:18

;p

since I am not in that group

23:19

you 3 can go: eat a rotting cock Jump in a fire get showered in acid get raped by a bull flayed with a sand blaster

23:19

preferably all of them

hey, i am not in that goup either.

yeah well you were duping despite me telling the entire community multiple times it was a bad idea

for the past week i couldnt even get on because server has 50 shades of lag

also, the reddit is looking mighty safe for work these days and people are mighty polite

23:20

that just ain't gon do

23:21

It sparks the idea that all ideas are acceptable

was my post inpolite? also no. the reddit is pretty inpolite. it's people who tell others to cry and memes.

and that just isn't the case

23:21

I'm just being an acidic asshole because I'm mad

everything remotely adult (not in a nsfw sense) seems to get deleted

no your post wasn't impolite

23:22

and yes mods are cucks

23:22

as both our screenshots prove

yeah

23:22

i mean... with you they at least claimed you violated rules

look all I'm saying is, you'd probably be having a blast if you'd come into the server or at least into this group earlier

yeah...

it'd have been a blast

btw my stash is still alive, so i am basically bitching very alturistically

sal is the new rusher smh

oh no

23:24

masons (edited)

23:24

are the rusher gang now

23:24

WHAT HAVE WE BECOME

Hell no. I'm not that cringy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

masos... as in masocists?

23:24

I know not what you talk about

hey! this used to be something else (edited)

I did no such thing

23:25

I just

23:25

updated the font

kill turkroaches

that lvl of meme

they need to go back to the sand

hey

23:27

if you hover your cursor over the emoji icon on the text box

23:27

the worshipful names sort of

23:27

blink

indeed they do. incredible bug.....

trippy. I have noticed this before but I though I was just seeing people slightly changing the rank colors. good spot man.

i was wrong, so i deleted it..... the thing was in the formerly described way before, but now it worked despite fulfilling the specifications stated, needed, that it doesnt work (edited)

Oh my god nutmeg and curry powder make a pasta sauce amazing.

https://i.imgur.com/5wB2ErV.png

Wow

we smib bois now

00:57

wait

00:57

wait wait

00:57

no

00:57

that came out way worse than I realized when I thought of it

what about, being able to spend smib

coin on things?

Maybe some things like temp welcome messages and titles?

Oh god, a 2b2tCon has the potential to go sideways.

NUTMEG NUTMEG NUTMEG I FUCKING LOVE NUTMEG

01:15

only real oldfags will remember the chat filter

01:15

brb washing dads feet

01:15

...

01:15

...

I bought that with the rest of the stuff specifically for that reason, too. The sweetness brings out the other flavors so well.

It really can't be spelled without NUT am I right?

N U T . . .

@Brother Fruit Spilled goddamn nutmeg all over me

Ooh, ooh, ooh, that could be my team name! N U T M E G G A N G . . .

true

What if man

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/aufo6y/i_am_leaving_2b2t_fitmc/?st=JSJPZDQ2&sh=a6475ad9

r/2b2t - I am LEAVING 2B2T (FitMC)

0 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

02:27

@FitMC nice meme?

WHAT THE FUCK

02:28

I spoke to him like 3 hours ago

i think its a meme

02:28

but the line is blurry

02:29

seems like something he'd do

Dude this makes no sense

Dude theres no way hes serious

02:30

They cant prosecute him in the United states for a Crime in sweden theyd have to extradite him

i think it's funny as fuck

its a meme

https://twitter.com/wowgirl88

Nannaphat C.muangnon (@wowgirl88)

Tweets

48

Followers

1

But why would he post this meme

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE (edited)

what does it meme

Silentpedro, more like Silentpedo

02:36

I was always a fan of quietpablo

@FitMC RED ALERT

02:38

YOUR PLEBBIT ACCOUNT WAS HACKED

02:38

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/aufo6y/i_am_leaving_2b2t_fitmc/

r/2b2t - I am LEAVING 2B2T (FitMC)

0 votes and 0 comments so far on Reddit

02:39

it was just removed but it said:

02:39

"Due to recent circumstances regarding my court cases and confiscation of my computer and systems, I will be leaving 2B2T and will not be back for a few months. I've made a terrible mistake and I'm sorry to everybody. 2 years ago, I met a girl on 2B2T named wowgirl88, her name was Mariah and she lived in Sweden. We began chatting on and off for multiple days, which then turned to week, then to months. I made the mistake of catching feelings for this girl.. She was 13. Things became more and more intense, and 8 months later I flew to Sweden to meet her. I was met by 3 säpo officers who escorted me into a room where they interrogated me for hours. That was over a year ago and I'm only now being charged. I'm so sorry everyone. I'd like to thank all the people that have gotten me where I am today: HauseMaster - For making 2b2t Sato - For being the best friend I've had on 2b2t TheCampingRusher - Without you I wouldnt have got popular on Youtube Doxially/@Seeked- The most OG digital gangster doxbin.org - Greatest collection of dox archives Everybody that has supported me on my journey to get here. Any questions, please tweet at me @SonOfShoop. Thank you 2B2T and all my fans. I'm sorry -Fit"

02:39

great copypasta tbh

"Due to recent circumstances regarding my court cases and confiscation of my computer and systems, I will be leaving 2B2T and will not be back for a few months. I've made a terrible mistake and I'm sorry to everybody. 2 years ago, I met a girl on 2B2T named wowgirl88, her name was Mariah and she lived in Sweden. We began chatting on and off for multiple days, which then turned to week, then to months. I made the mistake of catching feelings for this girl.. She was 13. Things became more and more intense, and 8 months later I flew to Sweden to meet her. I was met by 3 säpo officers who escorted me into a room where they interrogated me for hours. That was over a year ago and I'm only now being charged. I'm so sorry everyone. I'd like to thank all the people that have gotten me where I am today: HauseMaster - For making 2b2t Sato - For being the best friend I've had on 2b2t TheCampingRusher - Without you I wouldnt have got popular on Youtube Doxially/@Seeked- The most OG digital gangster doxbin.org - Greatest collection of dox archives Everybody that has supported me on my journey to get here. Any questions, please tweet at me @SonOfShoop. Thank you 2B2T and all my fans. I'm sorry -Fit"

Clearly this was a mistake, he meant to post this to the Florida Institute of Technology

lmfao

can someone please give me the entire map art set of letters, I need to make this ingame now (edited)

LOL

@Bromger Boomerang

i always wanted to make th command v copy pasta

02:41

with those leters

02:41

letters

02:41

lol

I own the acc chat spammer so I’ll hook this copy pasta up tmrw

My Reddit account has been hacked

RIP

le memed

f

That's classic

02:41

Lol

02:41

F

can someone pin that

@FitMC are you making a video

1

02:42

gr8 drama

02:42

excelent shitposting

with the girl???

02:42

calm yourself Sun

i thought it was a top tier meme from him

@Brother Todarac I don't have them. Ask Breithan

I saw you sluts reacting

02:42

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i was proud for a second

yeah, i said, that was pretty fucking funny

wait, it isn't a shitpost?

I figure a meme like that has too great consequences

02:43

For his income etc

get memed

HIS REAL JOB

02:43

etc.

a 4th grade teacher

oh yes

02:43

I forgot

think of the children

the us is cuckland now

think of them, all ugh

the children

can't say shit without triggering some pink haired hamplanet and it's adipose blue haired underlings

LOL

Kek

2b2t visits my classroom, oldest server in minecraft

2 searches a month

"My Reddit account has been hacked" -fit, seconds after being told his account was hacked

02:44

nice

nice cover up

02:45

we all know it was him

>2b2t has the fbi investigaing it for cp charges

Henry is a minor in charge of a group of adults

1

1

1

lo,lllll

Henry is grooming us

>15 year old

All it takes is a nice Fit the pedophile meme to make Spawn Masons fun again (edited)

This was posted in the emp discord

Guys stop posting it

Henry you didn't open the pic

These allegations can be seriously damaging

02:47

Even though we know it’s all fake

02:47

Others may not

Henry, just let us meme a little bit. We need this

henry doesnt let us ever have fun:(

02:48

i h8 henry now

We'll keep it between us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ukak8P2vY

Boxy Brown

Help! I'm Being Repressed! (Short Version)

02:48

Basically spawnmasons under the tyranical rule of a 15 year old

02:50

"angsty gamers standing together at a minecraft build distributing roles is no basis for leadership"

02:51

meta

02:52

Henry Disclaimer: The above post is NOT from the Shoopof2b2t

Very funny mike

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/aug1k3/i_am_leaving_2b2t_todarac/?

r/2b2t - I am LEAVING 2B2T (Todarac)

0 votes and 0 comments so far on Reddit

LOL

WHAT ABOUT THE SMIBCOIN

sorry my account was hacked

lmao

1

02:57

https://www.marxists.org/archive/posadas/1968/06/flyingsaucers.html

J. Posadas: Flying saucers ... and the socialist future of mankind...

J. Posadas: Flying saucers ... and the socialist future of mankind (26 June 1968)

02:58

02:59

03:00

why does this look like henry

03:00

thank you i needed this

for some reason the funniest part is "Hey, wanna play some dark souls?"

white girl is true af too

Everything is fine, only thing the guy got was the reddit account because it was the only thing with an old password and no 2fa

03:34

Probabbly some skiddie found babies first credential list and decided he wanted to take over youtuber accounts like one of the big boys

03:34

nothing to worry about

03:37

Also this is going into the dank folder

Can't believe brother fit got busted

Fucking jared and his shenanigans.

@Brother Todarac my response to your gf meme

Sorry bro I was trying to keep my charms down but she couldn't help herself I guess

@SpawnMason 2b2t is now smib. please send a smib in celebration

smib

swib

smib

on my balls

3

smib

smib on my wife

Smiberino

has anyone read the now deleted reddit artical of fit, explaining that he is leaving for a few months?

07:21

because it's now deleted: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507343457304444938/549418272643088410/image0.png

hacked

really?

mhm

wow... i mean it seemed kinda odd to me, honestly (edited)

07:23

i was gonna ask for opinions^^ well i guess i dont have to

yeah pretty funny actually

that is why it's best to stop posting it in public, people can easily assume it's real and it can be really damaging

yeah

07:26

i mean.... he's still not a humunculus that bangs rocks together for entertainment, so i didnt think he would fly over, than it seems more like an american police procedure by catching pedos by essecially making them and also why would he be procecuted in the US? i mean.... there is a few mistakes there

https://discordapp.com/channels/343851086026637313/343851086026637313/549492251772977165

I

07:34

what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

mrblueangeldood

Have you ever had a dream like this?

what's this? Some memes wholefully underpopulated by bees? my briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to this!

07:45

Pardon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

etemadia

"Everyone Is Now Dumber" - Billy Madison

07:46

your reply man

07:46

it's just

maybe it is or maybe you just dont know about it.

07:47

you'd be smarter, probably, if you go looking for it

it still makes no sense

no. it does. just because you dont know the meaning, doesnt mean there is none

it's less an opinion and more a fact-collection.

@TheFunnCubes was happyseniorman involved in the creation of kektown?

nope

I remember him talking about a base like that

at least not my kektown

Maybe it was called fort kek, can't remember

maybe he has made a kektown.... i imagine there being a couple of bases bearing that name due to the prevelance of the word in use on the server it's not even unlikely. (edited)

Anyone know anything about Asuna client? It's the only client I know of that has the new baritone schematic builder which I want to try, but I don't want to get myself backdoored. (edited)

Dont trust 2F4U with anything he did it in the past and he will do it again

Who is 2F4U? What did he do?

Asuna client maker

Oh

10:16

What did he do?

Backhoe

Thanks for the heads up. I'll steer clear. Does he write baritone too? Or just Asuna?

the baritone builder meme is not even ready to be used

10:19

lmao

10:19

no

10:19

ROFL

10:19

he just stole it and was like yes this is a feature in my client

10:19

u can download it here

10:20

https://github.com/cabaletta/baritone

cabaletta/baritone

google maps for block game. Contribute to cabaletta/baritone development by creating an account on GitHub.

the builder branch is unstable and prob outdated too

Nice. Thanks 0x. I know the builder isn't really done yet. But I want to try it out as it improves. The sooner I can start using it practically, the better.

His builder is in use in other private mods so not true?

@een snail from palestine Know any way to use it with forge?

https://github.com/cabaletta/baritone/releases

cabaletta/baritone

google maps for block game. Contribute to cabaletta/baritone development by creating an account on GitHub.

10:25

you are not suppose to use build branch

Okay. I'll just wait

but if you do want to use it

10:26

you will have to compile it

10:26

your self

10:27

requirements: are like jdk 8 and git?

10:27

prob more

Future man stealing my cords

Hey Guys, please don't take this the wrong way, there are some incredible people in here that I learned to treasure in the short time I had the pleasure of speaking with you. However, I had something else in mind when I joined the Masons, I thought this would be a mature group that did awesome builds and meaningful meetings. However, this did not hold up and so I choose to leave you guys and try my luck alone again. Singleplayer with chat. I hope you get your stuff sorted out, I will always be honored to have been here and the lodges have been a lot of fun. All the best, Terbin

1

2

I love lots of you guys, but the constant in fighting and no resolutions is not fun. My real friends in the masons will stay my real friends and I want everyone else to know that ufo will always be a friend, it's just a block game. Would love to come back one day if the kinks get worked out, but it gets exhuasting fighting a battle you'll never win. I tried my best to make changes and it was seen with malice and ill intent, which is never my intentions. Love you brothers, smib on my balls.

3

11:23

@SpawnMason @Worshipful @3 @2 @1 @Initiate @vc

This is a sad day

=(

:sad:

why did it come to this. Sad times (edited)

Rip terbin and ufo

Things were great until all the new people if you think about it tbh

2

3

12:07

Just like the server

12:07

12:09

Very great with our dead group.

12:09

I’m beyond livid

So Saturday UFO wanted to be worshipful and now he left the group

1

henry is a communist

If people were just open to new people we'd all be fine

It’s not even that late

12:13

Mate

Ufo was told to make the changes he wanted to see in the Masons then he got shit on for trying to do that. I understand his frustration.

1

But henry, it kinda boils down to the fact some people in our group are quite tight nit and dont want lots of others

12:16

Which I get, but the group was dead when it was tight nit

12:16

After that, everyone was on edge

12:16

And other things led to this

1. a group that isn't dead

12:19

2. a group that doesn't let new people in

1

12:19

pick one

2

Next time when A problem like that arrises, find the root of said problem, before tryna make a bunch of changes that fix the outliers

12:21

@Брат Bird how do you think 2. Would turn out?

Better than this shit

We'd all be happily building lodges and meetings?

12:21

Fuck no it wouldnt

12:21

We'd be doing jackshit

We were doing all of that shit before you even came back shitbrain

1

you'd all be talking about the good ol days and doing nothing actually on 2b

1

Fuck off nick

And when I came back there wasnt a meeting for weeks?

You are seriously a cancerous sore

12:22

I wish you left instead of them

Typical henry

Have your dead group, Nick. I'm done too.

Long live the spawnmasons

oh my GOOOOOOOD

12:23

Fucking hell

On my mama

Nick, you need to come to terms with reality. Stop acting like a 12 year old who wasn't able to get his 30 dollars to play minecraft from his mom, and goes on a temper tantrum around the house.

1

Wow

Because that wont get you the fucking game at all

You're actually lethally blue pilled

Lethally, thats a new adjective

nick why would you rather let the group die then let new people in?

He would

12:25

Because he always likes to point out he and Jumbo were building lodges

The group was not dead and the only people that think that were refusing to help

Says the one refusing to help

The group was stagnant

You had zero motivation till your boyfriend came back

What good is a lodge and weekly meetings if there’s nothing to be done there

And still is

12:26

Because there is nothing to do in 2b

Nah

"Hey guys, looks like we all met here, but we aren't actually doing anything because there aren't new members to help reinvigorate the group. I guess, meeting adjourned"

Henry as a group we reached top tier meme status. We all have meme reps at one point or another and we all duped into riches, lost shit got it back and any new members are basically the same

why would anyone have the motivation to revive a group full of inactive people who won't allow anything to change, thats not a good point to make

I would literally have to get a worshipful to announce a meeting because they would barely attend

Then we invite new people that think radically different to anything we donas a group

12:28

And we all act surprised when, oh no, turns out we don't really get along

Who the fuck thinks radically different to us that we brought in after I rejoined?

We let the new people in within barely a week of knowing them

12:29

My fucking problem was NOT with new members

they're gone now

Cool beans

No

12:29

That ain't cool

Okay so, if we brought the same people we had, into the spawnmasons but at a slower pace, you'd be fine with it?

>tfw you inhibit the group for one person

Frankfurt had a point when he said he didn't feel like he could talk about anything without triggering others.

12:31

I feel the same way

12:31

And I don't think that is because of 1 person

literally

Because frankfurt thinks radically different to us.

We've become... Entrenched.

Can't believe I have to rename two characters in my kenshi world

You just mentioned you didnt like people who we invited who tthought radically different

good morning

12:32

what’s the drama

Hey toro

12:32

Just me being a little mad at people being very thick headed

bald ass nigga

People left. I'm trying to make a point before brother saitama here rushes in with words to shove in my mouth

3 people left because most people don't like high school tier drama

And Nick is being a dick

2

what is the high school drama

Poet and you dont even know it sun

sum it up for me please so i can participate

Highschool drama toro

12:33

Literally what else

basically we want to be teenage edgy losers in our mid twenties rather than know good people.

people don't want new people and they want an active group

12:33

you can't have both

Send what u had before emperor

place dumb meme here etc

12:34

1. Have a dead group 2. Invite new people You can't have both

Doesnt agree with new members

Or something like that

nothing wrong with new members

"He doesnt want new members reee hes a bad man"

There isn't. So why does everyone say there is?

because they might not like the new members???? does not mean new members are a bad thing

Im not contractually obligated to suck everyones dick

No

12:35

You aren't

12:35

But you could at least see eye to eye

You're being a closed minded drone

Rather than being an arogant douche bag

12:35

Practice what u preach bird

says the minecraft elitist

You're so wrong my dick hurts

sounds pretty intolerant..

@Brother Fruit oy vey shut this convo down

hey is this where i post about minecraft?

I think. We need to go on an adventure together. On 2b. Let's nuke a base. Like we did when parthicus was worshipful

yes @Brother Scribble what do u want to talk about

Literally this group will be fine when 2b updates

we need to build a base there is legit nothing todo

just blocks n shit. 2b2t whats up. you know

Youre all paranoid

nothing serious or anything (edited)

2b2t is in the shitter

12:38

and we need 1.13 so we can build a base

Oh wait. Nobody wants to gather in 2b anymore because it's aids right now.

u know

>Literally this group will be fine when 2b updates until the novelty wears off and everything goes back to normal

Yes

its playable with prio.

That is normal

you're objectively wrong

Ahahahahahaha

We'll shit ourselves again once everything is accustomed to

I am not paying 20 USD for the privilege of gettify fucked by some euro cunt

So 1.13 wont change shit in the long run

Monthly

Thats the kind of thinking I like to hear from the same ones mad the group is dead

12:39

That nothing will help

Not "nothing"

i am having a flashback to 2017

Just 1.13

it's not a long term solution is a crutch and if you cant see that you need to get back on coke (edited)

Disband

1.13 wont help, cooperation WILL help

The problem with the group wasnt the fact we needed lots of new people, we needed projects to regain interest. I have no problem with new people joining as long as they are a good fit for the group. Most of the recent drama has been caused by the large influx of new members, this is why I keep trying to say we should introduce new people slower keep them as initiates for a few more week.

3

based comment

yes

Emperor is in the group one day and already has the smallest penis imaginable

a initate or more every week (edited)

>emperor joins

is really dumb

Emperor is a good guy and so are you

>3 people leave

Calm thine mammaries please

Okay, ill say this again. If we brought on all the initiates we brought on in the past 2 months but at a SLOWER PACE would everyone be okay with that?

No

time to overthrow henry the commie

Brother JordanToday at 6:39 AM The problem with the group wasnt the fact we needed lots of new people, we needed projects to regain interest. I have no problem with new people joining as long as they are a good fit for the group. Most of the recent drama has been caused by the large influx of new members, this is why I keep trying to say we should introduce new people slower keep them as initiates for a few more week.

i mean

Because it'd be a repeat

Dont let this get lost

Then why is jordan saying the speed at which we brought on new members was the issue?

Read it again real slow

No its the rushed entry of blue members

because we dont have long enough to get to know them properly!

"We shoukd introduce new people slower and keep them as initiates for a few more weeks"

Who arnt a good fit but people who think that new members are the only solution

1

yeah that would of worked

Sun, I read it perfectly fine

Do you speak english

a longer initiation period would alow us to get to know them better and make a more informed decision

unless they have a dumb name. fuck that noise

Im pretty sure all of you are rather mixed as to your opinions on why this is happening

I regretted voting yes on a few people because I thought I was rushed into it

Scribble stop

?

Thats just inciting shit

dude im being edgy yo check it check it

Im fine with a brony just no Furries

we should of waited for 1.13 before adding new members

Why is 1.13 the saviour here?

because we HAVE NOTHING on the server

Welcome to not understanding satire 101 with Casperov (edited)

It wont fix anything in the long run

wrong

It may be amazing for the group in the short run

there's plenty of stuff to do on 2b you just need to make your own fun and not wait for stuff to happen

Itll fix your attitude and thats a win in my book

1.13 is new god of 2b2t?

My attitude?

Holy shit

12:44

Nick

Wow thats gold

Fix YOUR attitude

henry was like oy vey no we cant build a base till 1.13

The irony

you’re always argumentative even after you said you were going to stay out of drama

The irony of the irony

How many times did you lie about that one

yeah he took our keyboards away from us!

Because someone told me to involve myself

Keyboard warriors

Hmmm

lol

12:46

Who did he mean by that

God came to me in a drunken slumber

Maybe involve yourself in the spawnmasons and not in its death yeah?

And told me his children needed the mighty hand of reasoning

12:47

You're more involved in the death than I am Commie

oh finally cancer gets serious. i though he was broken.

Scribble are you looking for a fight fat ass

Commie oof that hurts

Its all good

? hey man what did i do

"Scribble are you looking for a fight fat ass"

Literally inciting this shit

im just meming bro

Im throwing elbows nigga

@SpawnMason

dont hate on my memes

Cease

Jesus fucking Christ

@Brother Sun please post the cease your faggotry

12:48

Meme

Back in my day Herm would have just fucking kicked you

@Brother Fruit delet discord

i still love bird. even more tbh the more covered in coke he becomes.

Maybe a bit far scribble haha

12:49

Thanks sun

no

12:49

no coke

12:49

only brotherhood

You guys make me want to buy an eight ball and go hiking

this is pretty retarded

im just meming bro. its just a meme

1

nick I love you, even if I sometimes want to hire a bounty hunter to take you for a ride on his pick up truck

lamp triggered

12:50

scribble is an australian

just a meme bro

If you have the ability to kill me please do it

@Брат Bird can u stop being a retard

worst insult bro ;p

no dude he is meeeeming (edited)

Nick you on a comedown or something chief?

Okay ox only for you

Hey ox

12:51

Can u do that more often?

12:51

Curb the beast lmao

not being retarded. he is meming. you got triggered righhht?

I wish

wtf

12:51

i was warned on EARTHmc

nick i love you

wtf is an eenmom

1

12:52

Maybe he meant Teenmom

12:52

Like your mother

Ox you gotta shut him down

yo how do i spell nigger ballsack and which channel do i post it in nick?

come play minecraft

Who is NickHasCancer and why is he at my stash?

who is nickhascancer and WHY IS HE STILL FUCKING TALKING

@een snail from palestine Stop calling me a retard

1 message above the message above this

wtf i just woke up whats habbeding

father babba is typing...

babba has got the belt

Save us babbaj

ur all getting beat

ah perfect timing. we just lost three members, can you drop some edgy unfeeling memery for us babbaj?

wtf 3

will be completely unexpected trust me

YES 3

that is even worse

12:55

i thought it was 2

Jesus

terbin, boomerang, and ufo

yikes

but fuck em right?

12:55

newfag losers

@Bromger Boomerang

did i do this correctly?

Literally people we all liked. Especially Terbin

12:56

Terbin was awesome

Terbin was a cool guy

12:56

so was ufo

12:56

this is sad

who cares

12:56

gayfag

can u not

Scribble stop

?

12:56

what man?

its accually dumb

We mourning our lost brothers here

yo im meming

We're on ur side scribble lmao

I miss the days WHEN THIS WAS THE DRAMA

1

why is scribble so mad

y0 im meming guys GUYS im MEMING can u stop being like ain sometimes (edited)

dont get triggered pinko liberal commie queer

are u a mix of ain and nick

im trying bro

He is trying to be

doing pretty well?

Thats the joke

its reallly hard dudes

>bro

But I woulddd like it if you'd stop now

so i shouldnt continue for like.. three weeks?

correct

ok. fair enough.

12:58

here if you need me

A mix between me and Ain without the drug addiction

1

rib ufo, terbin, boomer

13:00

press f

13:00

f

@een snail from palestine I thought we were friends why are you so rude today

because you are being dumb

Did Future stocks drop

no you are meming when you should not be

F to terbin, ufo and boom

and its dumb

Fair point

this is the reason why they left so should we keep doing it???

13:01

no

Let me out LET ME OUTTT

Ur free to leave

So are you

I’d rather get my new friends back first

I remember when we were all friends

13:04

As much as you all think I mean poorly for the group I just miss you all

We still are. We are just on the edge with you atm

Dont use We like that

Im using it

Speak for yourself

Dont tell me what the fuck to do nick

YOU are on the edge with me

13:05

Everyone else can say whatever they want

Oh im the only one?

13:05

Mhmmmm

I mean if we're speaking for other people now im cool with that

I wont

Scribble thinks youre retarded

Scribble is just meming bro

13:06

All a meeeme

13:06

Nah scribble I mean no harm to you brotha

?

yo wot?:D

W0t

sorry man i wasn't listening, what happened?

Yeah dont worry man

I said that I miss when we were all friends, the group of golden boys who built Space Jam and Vulcatavio

i think mic troubles on somebodies end

And even the smaller bases

Yeah probably

maybe that's all you really want bird. a timemachine. if you get one going, let me know bro, I have some good memories too.

Yeah dude time machine would be great wouldn't it?

fuck yeah

No we have the people still we just need the server

i would go to the moon for sure

let's go find a base to assrape together

have a picnic with polarbears

We'd even be able to go to the future as well! See how the spawnmasons are doing then

it'll be fun

Im with you on that sun

The difference is that it would not take a time machine to just do what we used to do

smoke dope eat soap and fly home in a bubble

13:09

top day

I'd def like to kill some steam

13:09

But i'd need more than 1 base

pick a group of newfaggots

13:09

don't even care who

13:09

and go to town on their base

yeah for sure, i should call my old school buds and go play kick ball at the old school man

13:10

sounds awesome

Sun remember that 11/11 stash we nuked the first couple months of the masons with vel and them

yes

press f for terbin and ufo

F

shit was dank

13:10

tnt was had

I found the footage on my old drive

and burgers were asked for

f

Im going to edit it down

f

Yo scribble

Press F for the life of the party

?

You gotta help me work on this time machine man

13:11

We gotta help our buddy nick

hey man how fucking good was nostalgia

13:11

like fo real

Right?

mann

13:11

and back in the day?

You guys totally missed my point

that stuff that happened

13:11

that isnt now

V sad

fuck man hell yeah

13:11

bro we should like, do more of that

13:12

and oh

I remember when I came over to australia man. That was fucking dope

Another reason why australia has let us down

dude

13:12

remembering?

13:12

faaaaaar out!

I knowww

killer for really real

Okay im done memeing

dude remember like a minute ago when you were still into meming?

Duude

kek

that. was the times of our lyfs.

Well now that we have successfully defused that... holy moly I need to sleep

13:14

You keep memeing scribble

until tomorrow?

Indeed

yo this polite intercourse has been ongoing for some good time now chap, must not allow it to waste away at this meaningless juncture! nah meeeeean? (edited)

1

"lets go find a base to assrape together" Sun you'd be shocked how easily you can unify people with the promise of a grief

13:16

so that would actually work

Destroying our own lodges just isnt enough anymore ahhhh

that's cuz they are small and we have permission

1

Gotta fuck up some shit

petition to start blowing up lodges before henry says its okay

Anyways

13:17

Im goin to bed

G'night cas

I'm in vc nerds

i'm at 2close faggot

Night

gn

Rip Ufo

1

I missed when you guys explained what the drama was, can you explain it again now that I’m at work

it's just the same stuff man. Some people think there are too many new members. They think they group was better before. Some people think the group is revitalized with new members. Some think some people are wrong and those people say the others are wrong. Some want to talk about it and others refuse. So around we go for ever and ever.

dae past > now

14:15

is it a classic case of the above or what

14:15

tbh I’m okay with new people if there’s trust established and a long process to build that

14:16

but letting people in willy nilly is of course bad

the reason people left didn't have to do specifically with that, it was the manner in which the argument was conducted

14:18

at least I think for terbin and boom

14:18

don't know about ufo

I mean at this point we have examined every side of every coin in painstaking detail. We just need those with grievances to step forward and state their case. Constructively. We need maturity on 2b2t. While saying that.. it's all just a meme bro and don't get triggered. (edited)

14:19

Damn... i'm at work for one day...

just a meme bro

1

14:26

2 much jpeg u cant see the XD in the top right

incredible. JPEG it more, and it'll become a new picture eventuallay (edited)

I legitimately laughed at that

14:56

should I just end it all

1

just did what Funn recommended. Thanks! ❤

1

wtf happened to ufo (edited)

left

Since hause refuses to improve the pm chat system, the society is taking matters into our own hands

16:12

starting with a mail system

16:12

Not sure how we'd do party chat in a way that wouldn't give us access to everyones pms tho

kek.

16:12

dude.. receiving mail when?

like when you log on

16:13

"you've got mail!"

wow original idea!

pretty sure there are some message plugins that already do this

but yeah its still cool

do any current bots do this

even tho its been done many times

16:13

idk about current

16:14

but i know many have

alrighty

16:14

if anything, that would make it easier

atleast i think so maybe im retard

We're thinking about many different ways to make this bot useful, any things you guys would like to see that no bot does right now?

"Todarac;3438096.9989799988",

16:16

@Brother Todarac dude ur rich

imagine having .0000000001 smibcoin

"Stinger21;1.0",

16:17

are u auto sending it

16:17

oh

if you pm the bot will you still get smibcoin

that is old

16:17

@SonEasterZombie no

what gay

that was a thing

16:18

we changed it

16:18

lmaoooooooooo

I guess it's a good way to encourage smibs

"Stinger21;272361.0",

16:18

there we go

@broder lampa where u go

eat

16:27

ill be back soon

16:27

maybe

@een snail from palestine why doesn't future have baritone exactly

just download it

16:51

nerd

16:52

https://github.com/cabaletta/baritone/releases

cabaletta/baritone

google maps for block game. Contribute to cabaletta/baritone development by creating an account on GitHub.

why are you too gay to integrate it

why would i make something required that would rape support with other mods

17:11

lol

would it?

and u would have a outdated version

17:12

yes

ah

Ox can you please add an entity list to future

wah! what happened. i'm smibby all over!

what happened?

@Brother Oppenheimer y

Because it is really useful, it's the only thing I miss from impact

where’s boomerang and ufo?

23:20

did any others leave?

turban left

why?

Dmd you

*Terbin btw

23:51

not like the arab headwear

23:52

but i can see how those two words can be easily confused, because the consonants are identical

you think i made a mistake?

i mean... that could've been on purpose... idk man

Lmao

it's up to you to tell... i'm not in your brain

LUL

so did you?

anyways i'll never know, cuz it's 1 am and gravity is pulling me into my bed. good night.

gravitys pulling me to the floor

00:02

wtf

it's a bit wonkey this late. see yall tomorrow (edited)

Why are people leaving?

3 people left kinda because of the arguing / were trying to resolve issues

Ah. Well, hopefully they make up. I recall UFO was upset because of Hause's hamfisted fix

00:10

TBH, still kind of sad the new Dupe Stash Removal doesn't look more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgXdPjYhIHo

Ghoulston Archives

WARNING: Incoming Game

sorry mike this drunk dude just came in and cant find his friends

wat

ok hes reunited

01:28

throwing up in our toilet

i still have that 1.0 hotfix 3 babba compiled for me

01:37

can't get the mother fucker to work with any version of forge

01:38

but i know it used to work

@Deleted User https://github.com/cabaletta/baritone/releases

cabaletta/baritone

google maps for block game. Contribute to cabaletta/baritone development by creating an account on GitHub.

01:50

download

baritone-standalone-forge-1.2.1.jar

01:50

FRESH build

HermeticLock 26/02/2019 01:55

does autobuilder work?

Think so

@snugglebugaj

@snugglebugaj so i would select standalone forge then

Put it in mods?

02:05

Oh it’s it’s own thing

Nite Nite Entropy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2bD4ZLLHOE

Terbin

L19W08

Dude people actually are doing the Built while listening to this Album thing

02:29

Lit

If you made $100/h and worked 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year with no holidays, and never bought a single thing or paid a dollar in taxes, it would take you almost five thousand years to earn a billion dollars.

02:49

Discuss.

Rigged

02:50

Invest the money with compound interest easy

02:50

It would take awhile but a lot shorter

It’s about a 208k income too though

02:53

But it does put into perspective how much a billion is

just be born smart and to a rich family, you can turn that into come serious cash

02:58

Invest young be smart.

02:58

Compound interest is your friend

What’s the percentage increase??

Let me check

03:05

12%

That’s a lot

03:05

Won’t get that every year

That is pretty unrealistic now-a-days especially someone as the age of 19

Can’t become a billionaire without exploiting other people

03:33

Yeah wtf 12% increase no chance

8% is possible though

maybe in the us

03:44

Imma invest in a cartel at this rate tbh

can you do that?

yes

03:48

actually

03:48

it's called "hey can I join in as a dealer?"

oh

This

Well, time for me to go to sleep. Nite, folks

I've got about ten grand in a roth ira

04:29

Total money invested: 8,320,000

04:29

Total profit: 54,754,653

04:30

Good but not good enough

3

Restone =/= programming. There's a bunch of shit like falling and rising edge monostable cicuits, zero tick pulses, redstone action priority, quasi connectivity. directional redstone tape, memory cuircuits, ect. Its more than just logic shit. Theres a bunch of various gates you work with depending on what you want to make which every programmer will understand no problem but like... 60 percent of redstone is trial and error. the rest is mostly rage and tears (edited)

in other words

04:38

minecraft somehow managed to capture how it feels to actually design something and hope to fuck it works because you won't know why the fuck it doesn't if it fails

1

Oh sun i foudn these from my facebook archive

04:42

04:43

@Brother Fruit

I can't believe the group is dead again

1

I agree docsmurf, that being said, if you were to make a build that needs memory states, it would be really easy for someone who knows digital logic right off the bat (edited)

05:18

redstone in builds, especially with the advent of slime blocks is like, more of an engineering problem

05:18

hence, redstone engineering

I can’t believe the red scare stripped Pepsiwoman of his faith

08:04

Hope

wtf is up with the queue

17:50

its fucking clogged atm

17:50

any jewtubers?

17:50

@FitMC is this your doing?

sal is growing rapidly

5

sal is growing stronger

Captain Marvel Virtue Signal Movie

Only Salc1 can bring balance to the server

19:26

He will strike me down and become more powerful than any of you can possibly imagine

OVER 10 SUBSCRIBERS

19:36

wew

19:36

lad

>last 30 days 18k

that's ridiculous

1 mill views

19:37

33k views a day

that's dangerous

19:37

SALC1 INCURSION

19:37

I'M RAGING RIGHT NOW

nah but seriously, gg @SalC1 you are growing nice!

wtf

19:39

wtf

19:39

that was fast

does anyone know any Finnish youtubers

19:44

mc youtubers specifically

no because finland does not exist

oh no

19:45

we are an heroing without even knowing

finland is really just sweden

sal is the an hero of the masons

if you look at worldwide google trends currently 2b is being searched twice as much as it was during antvenom

19:46

so

19:46

and finland is the #1 most interested country

19:46

i'm trying to figure this shit out

19:46

getting queue data from fried to see if queue increased over time in european primetime more than US primetime (edited)

it has died finally we are free

19:48

this makes sence

19:48

why the queue is so fucking high

19:50

wait tf

19:56

maybe it's cuz I did 5 year preset rather than 12 months

19:57

so then okay why are the auzzies and new zealand so interested

19:57

wait now mine is giving a completely different answer

19:58

so maybe the regions thing isn't really to be trusted

Huh, most of his viewers are down here

@een snail from palestine do you know the continent that 2b2t is hosted on?

20:23

it's EU right

Sweden

mike check dms

that pic of cap marvel is very similar to this comic cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FUZeumpKMA

BarrenDome

2b2t - Flower Trail

21:42

372.363

21:42

ROFL

Spotted these having my coffee this morning. They are from my san pedro and don't show up very often. Didn't see any last year. Not sure who cares but thought I would share.

22:25

i fucking care

22:25

thats fucking beautiful

22:25

i love cacti

for sure. does nothing for like two years and then just throw these things out.

22:30

make a 15 min vid for 300k+ views guaranteed

weve been waiting 5 years now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzol_V-Evqw

Flashgitz

Apex cucks Fortnite

I fucking love flashgitz

Very nice flowers, Scribble. Some friends talked me into horticulture a few years ago.

scribblefox grows psychedelic cacti......

01:00

i'm gonna report u........

better not be prepping that baby for consumption lol

01:01

dat mescaline

The reddit needs to be nuked

Have you ever taken mescaline

No

whats that?

Missing out

500

01:03

upvotes

01:03

what

01:03

the

01:03

FUCK

Isn't mescaline what your brain produces when you sleep?

...

thats dmt ya?

Sort of

Maybe. DMT is what living things produce when they die

mescaline is a compound found in certain cacti

I burn tho

Oooooh

I swear

Peyote

I burn everyday

this is sick

like peyote and the san pedro cactus scribble posted, which is the most potent species

the sub reddit really needs to be nuked

01:05

this is horrible

01:05

low quality meme

01:05

500 upvotes

mainly melatonin when you're tired, and trace amounts of DMT when you dream

Mescaline/peyote

i remember when u accually had todo something to get upvotes

I might try peyote someday. First I want to try shrooms, then LSD, then DMT, though.

now u just put some shitty words related to the queue and ur already top post on the leddit

If you take peyote you have to puke it up after or you could die

01:06

Mescaline is more manageable

only do psychedlics if you are ready for it

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/angz3l/i_found_this_shulker_on_nether_highway/

r/2b2t - I found this shulker on nether highway

472 votes and 57 comments so far on Reddit

01:06

what the FUCK

01:06

IS THIS SHIT

01:06

this is

Mescaline is just like taking good shrooms while you’re shitfaced

Is that the same reason people doing Ayahuasca are always pictured puking? Or am I thinking of something else?

we need a downvote bot asap

01:07

this is not acceptable

Ayahuasca makes you purge from every hole in your body

disgusting

but thats not (just) DMT (edited)

Ayahuasca is the bark dmt comes from

pure DMT is a off-white powder, is the strongest hallucinogenic experience known to man, and only lasts 10-15 mins

It’s best administered by vaporizing it

Ayahuasca is like a multi-hour trip you should do with a shaman around lmao

“Blasting off”

Yeah, I remember the Kokesh video from back in the day. He would get blitzed briefly, then snap back to reality.

I’ve done Ayahuasca with some deadhead at a festival in his geometric tent

Yeah, Shaman stuff would be fun, minus the puking/shitting

It was wicked but not as bad as it sounds, you don’t get a lot of visuals just heavy sweating and sickness

Watch this get 500 upvotes

dont rly like it lol

please don’t

01:14

for the love of god

>Produce original, quality content. No likes.
>Produce shit memes. 1 million likes

No votes so far.

we could just report the entire thing for inapropiate content

01:27

make a "2b2t fuck your sensibilities" reddit

01:27

and be done with it

01:27

there is more than enough material to justify it

01:27

lmao

I dunno, doesn't that count as snitching? Or just slash and burn forestry at this point?

burn everything and plant something new in the ashes

Sounds about right. I am interested to see what this sudden upsurge of 2b2t interest brings, though. Especially since no clear personality has been indicated behind it.

could be a ton of things

01:35

most of them irritating

01:35

because I kinda miss 2b when I'm comming off work in the mid week and don't have the energy to go to a pub or something

Same. It's nice, semi-brained fun.

2b2t is becoming more popular in europe south america and southeast asia

01:37

according to some society-project research

01:37

I've talked with some others about why the subreddit is so shit now

Interesting. I recall hearing about the latin invasion and the Chinese interest. Sort of like opposites day on the 2ch/4chan relationship.

the theory is that these kids didn't experience the framing of 2b2t that rusher did, its all chance discoveries and so they aren't experiencing the culture and they just see it as a blank slate to fill with memes

01:39

ifyou check the post histories they post on /r/dankmemes and /r/pewdiepiesubmissions

So is another incursion in order, then? Seems like that fizzled fast.

no chance

01:41

as the guy who does the incursions these days, we're going to reserve them for MAJOR events like on the scale of Rusher

01:41

This also means waiting a bit to measure the impact

Right. And so without a clear cut personality like with Rusher or Fuze there's no point because there's no front. That makes sense.

yup

01:42

even Fuze was not worthy of an incursion

01:42

we had something good with the 6th and then the 7th just fell apart

01:42

largely because there was no opposition, the group split apart to form opposition for itself lol

Wasn't it something asinine like a member getting butthurt so they went all sabotage bomber?

Most of the especially toxic pvp kids split off

01:44

people like WaO

let's be real here, anything after the 4th was us jerking off

>toxic nice reddit buzzword

all the pvp kids have left

lets try "cancer"

01:45

not really no

2b2t is the walter white of mc servers

01:45

full of cancer

01:46

and bad thoughts

dude, the 6th incursion was on par with the 3rd

01:46

it was legitimately good

So how do these new meme kids stack up? Do they survive without assistance okay, or are they mostly failbois?

remind me again, what did we do in the 6th?

idk what you did, but we broke down faction barriers and built the wall

kind of my point

01:47

we did 2 things

01:47

what did we do in the 4th

nothing

we blew up like 3 stashes and had a fight at spawn

01:47

those kind of things were happening every other day in the 6th

not really

voperium dudes were going wild on highland stashes and outposts during the 6th

gotta admit though

I was only around for the 6th and 7th. Escaped spawn a second time during the 6th. Was at Z+ border on the 7th.

getting slaves for obsidian production

01:48

that was fun

01:50

now that I am thinking about it and getting the screenshots

gulag gang

didn't we get a voice clip of antvenom

01:50

saying, verbatim,

ant was quite active in the vc calling his fans retarded

how did you get them to not just /kill? Offer them Kino gear or something?

"I give you permission to gulag my followers"

dude, they wanted to do it

Ik

we gave them food and a pickaxe and they dug for hours

ant was the chillest dude

I give you full permission to holocaust my fans

oh yes

01:51

that was the one

01:51

good times

I miss the gulag days

01:51

Gonna try to bring it back by myself with the Indonesian fags

ishygddt

It might be worthwhile to tighten the lava wall and adjust resource control within by planting trees and food in designated areas. Let new players congregate. Slash and burn. Relocate the works. Then actually gulaging may become doable.

there's just not the manpower

01:55

we would need a tangible threat

2b2t has like 500 people on

rusher and ant were extremely hyped

wym

well i mean, i don't think organizing the manpower is going to be doable

01:56

I certainly do not have the time to do it

SAL IS THW LEADER!!!!

Emperor is not interested in an incursion either

lol, SAL as Gulag commandant would be hilarious because I would never guess him capable of it.

SAL 9000

01:57

"Sorry, I can't do that Dave"

The next incursion will be the HERMCURSION.

01:58

And we will kill ALL squids

01:58

And non-smib era

01:58

Smibbers*

01:59

It’s like present your vet shield, Only we say, say smib 50 times.

The Knights of SMIB

01:59

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo

Monty Python

The Knights Who Say "Ni!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

That’s right

Only instead of shrubberies its obsidian

Bring me obsidian lmao

brave sir robin

And put it next to this obsidian, except raise it up a little higher for a nice affect

we could

02:16

just plant trees

02:17

saturate the overworld with wood

02:17

so much wood

02:17

wood until there is no air, just wood

02:17

and penis jokes

@SonEasterZombie was doing this a while ago

make spawn green again

not as easy as it sounds, sun wukon

02:24

i tried filling in a portion of my map with trees and built the forest lodge with tavux and tanaxis

I miss tavux

Didn't the biomes at spawn get fucked with one of the updates?

02:27

takes ages to plant enough to blot out the sky

2b2t's Map G.O.A.T.

3

Ooh, that's a nice patch

grindlord tells me he still posts my map in the map artist discord every few months (edited)

how am i on that screenshot i cant remember shit

you have dementia

02:28

better luck next life

Lmao

i'm saving up enough iconic builds until the great fitmc makes a video on me

You were so worried about starting a new incursion you didn't realize the Outcursion has already begun

here he is now

02:30

i actually used to know kingoros from another server, fit

02:30

played with him for about 10 months

Kingoros Based God

bless his soul

Reminder that map makers get to share their builds on the reddit and should be looked down on for doing so.

that's why i put in my title

1

02:31

pls upvote!!!

02:31

gotta make the most of it

upvote my post reddit bros ye ye

1

sorry my dudes.

1

Hey guys I just made this new meme, what do you think?

1

1

kek

02:33

still best meme on this discord

02:34

physicist

I cannot believe this is real

02:47

161 upvotes

I can. I had foreseen this cancer the first time social media and mobile computing converged.

Rip in pies Reddit. you were a page on the internet, and then you changed colors. Now just look at you. Pushing up deadmemes.

Where's Dark Emperor at when this needs to be dropped? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAf0QnLFS7Q

Hanna Andersson

"Everything is proceeding as I have forseen" 720p HD

02:50

So what replaces Reddit? Will all social media of the Facebook/Twitter era die a death of whimpering gibberish?

the jewish hivemind owns reddit so its not going anywhere

chezburger? its this really cool new site with these pictures of cats with like, a saying put on the picture? it's like a collection of image macros. pretty new stuff.

It will be 2b2t.online /s

People come to block game. They stay to stare at cat pics

i stay on 2b2t for the cutting edge nomnoms

i have no idea what that means but it sounds kinda funny

02:55

did i do it ok?

B u

readdit ready i would say

The best part is the cat walked right into that one.

When you’re 10 in queue but it’s 8:00 pm on a school night.

>i

02:57

>>

02:57

>im plaaying video game

Just cleared 49. I may get 1 whole hour of play

Here's one for you Entropy.

i kind of have enough mason related things in there

03:06

need some general 2b shit

03:08

I made a reddit-tier meme as a test

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/av8d30/when_you_want_to_play_and_the_server_is_like_woah/

r/2b2t - When you want to play and the server is like.. woah man y...

0 votes and 1 comment so far on Reddit

It got more upvotes than the last survey...

pretty good one i think

Yeah I noticed

take my upvote scrobbledoxx

2

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/av8dqs/when_youre_1_in_queue_but_its_930_pm_on_a_school/?st=JSMMG6JF&sh=17eae83a

r/2b2t - When you’re 1 in queue but it’s 9:30 pm on a school night

0 votes and 0 comments so far on Reddit

2

03:10

Posted my own

doling out the upvotes (edited)

Ain’s comments are god sent

i'm just a godsend in general tbh

Because you’re in general chat?

hehe double entendre

Other chats you’re not?

yup

Walked into that one

03:13

OUR POSTS GOT DELETED

that was quick lMAO

WHAT

03:14

How do the others stay

Cuz you memed it

we need to get 100 upvotes and do it while hoistmoisturizer is asleep

They acted serious

03:15

Mine is literally faction propaganda and it didn't get deleted

probably shouldnt have spammed them together

yeah wtf.. i put like, five minutes into that..

we will have our justice one day, brother...

03:17

allahu akbar

this is a war crime. I am innocent on reddit. he just shot my post.

03:18

it was more innocent than meee

the blood of innocents will be spilled

03:18

death to america

like, it was a lolcat nomnom. no one has even heard of these cutting edge maymays and he just eliminates them like that. could have been the goatest off all tim.

03:20

know we will never now.

03:20

swatting a fly out of the air is one of the most satisfying things

03:27

hitting it with a swatter like a baseball bat, smacks into the wall and doesn't get up

03:27

it's the 1-2 combo

03:28

@vegan @deleted-role @Approved Initiate

03:29

if there is a 'Vegan' rank, why isn't there a 'Carnivore' rank?

03:29

@Worshipful

isi there anyone here that only eats meat

03:30

except ain

are there any vegans (retards) here who only eat non-animal products?

03:31

except henry

03:31

....

03:31

there is only 1 vegan

03:31

there can be only 1 carnivore

03:31

gimme the rank

emperors vegan

babbaj is a carnivore too

03:32

stop discriminating and make the rank

@Brother Sun The qoute you were looking for was "I give you permission to HOLOCAUST my fans" - Ant

we need 10 different ranks for what you sexually identify as

I identify as a Bell 412 hellicopter with thermal cameras for hunting down facist scum.

I only eat meat that is in the shape of fruits or vegetables

how do i use entityspeed in forgehax? anyone?

First you format your entire computer and then you go buy future (edited)

i don't have priority, i need an actual answer to this

03:57

no relogging possible

ping babbaj

@snugglebugaj

forgehax always finds itself being the least user-friendly in operation

03:59

it's a struggle to do anything other normal clients can do

03:59

@Brother Entropy

03:59

@Brother Todarac

03:59

either of you know?

03:59

please

04:01

@een snail from palestine

04:01

?

what are you trying to do

04:04

oh

04:04

just use boatfly on horses / pigs (edited)

it isn't working..?

do .boatfly speed 3

04:05

or something like that

04:05

what isnt working about it

it's enabled, pig isn't moving

04:06

do i need a carrot and a stick?

04:07

any ideas?

yeah it might not have override

04:09

try holding a carrot and stick

aids client

04:11

forgehax lets me down once again @snugglebugaj

its funny, I can ride a horse without a saddle, but not pig without a stick

04:18

on forgehax

Think I found my next base location, so nite nite frens

what happened to the former?

100k landmark. everyone who put a sign here should be euthanised.

fakenews landmark.

04:52

+x is the only real direction

04:52

sorry brother.

look what my poorfag account found

04:52

time to go back

bro make a store and selll that

i'm gonna make a wood button and blow up the signs

epic

04:55

record and post on reddit

there is no other direction than +x! this is FAKENEWS

04:56

not this

04:56

that is

05:02

didn't record properly, it cut off the explosion lol

05:02

reee

looming doom by loomingyeti

Blowing up signs

05:09

Litterally neck yourself

they were all made in the last 5 days tho

Doc, it’s actually cool and good to do that especially shitty nether signs

signs lag the serber.

Dude you blew up my signs

Sister female is jordan now?

05:15

please stop laggin the server. thankyou

FUCK Jordan for lagging the server!!!!

05:16

Trial now!!!

Pepsi lag on

ameright

Sister female

05:17

Sister nench?

05:17

nehcv?

05:18

Sister upsidedownUeupdidedownUcbackwardsN* (edited)

Upside down u makes a p sound, c makes an s sound and backwards n makes an i/e sound

05:19

E makes an e sound

lol.

05:20

had no clue. this is all I no about russia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JCn3kzDNbc (edited)

Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik

NUBLEBORSKY!

One minute your blowing up signs Next thing you know you will wake up on reddit making a meme post about how you really stuck it to everyone by blowing up a highway

Hello reddit

i have no respect for a site that deletes my high quality memes after only seven minutes.

05:22

Farewell reddit

05:22

i drew teeth over shark teeth ffs what more does it want from me

look at the quality of the signs though, doc

05:23

Switch to 2ch.hk

05:24

half of them are "she took the kids" memes

05:24

so fucking original, i'm wheezing XD

I haven't paid taxes since 2011

you live in international waters

05:25

are you a citizen of earth?

05:25

your own sovereign ruler?

I am a sovereign citizen

Step out of you're car please ma'am

I don't recall consenting to a contract to pay your "taxes"

i don;t rrecognise ur authorahh

I am using my human right to travel, I'm not driving I'm travelling

the 61st article of the un declaration of human rights: u can travel where u want lol

america doesn't pay it's taxes. queen of earth disapproves.

Dude I'm like the queen of the spawnmasons

everybody's a critic

05:28

i like all signs

i rate that opinion 4/5 fruitloops.

FUCK

05:28

just lost a pig

k 5 then

if you're liberal enough to be fine with all signs, why is blowing them up a problem to you?

Pig is haram

seems like anything goes with you, and yet it doesn't

what is bacon?

Goodnight

pepsi wait

I'm waiting

Later Sister Pepsi in russiaspoke (edited)

I don't know who was autistic enough to make half the highways 2x3 compatible for 400,000 blocks (edited)

05:30

but well done

did you know that the pepsi corporation sold 3 billion worth of pepsi syrup to soviet russia in the late 80s for 13 submarines and like 3 warships, and was for a time the 6th largest military in the world?

which highway?

I did

i think z and -x

okay good. goodnight

everyone has seen that dumb youtube video essay @Brother Todarac

still think Sister UpsidedownUeupsidedownUcbackwardsN is easier to say though.. js

any video that presents information on youtube = video essay

Pepsi confirmed helped destroy the ussr

killed a newfag in iron armour on the highway

05:35

been a while since i've done that

05:36

... just found another

wowe ain

06:03

it sure sounds like you're having fun purging the dirty ones

You need Byrnsy's Newpal Foodbox to give to them.

06:04

those poison potatoes got me through some hard times.

please tell me it's nothing but spider eyes and potatoes

06:04

lmao it's poison potatoes

just poisoned potatoes.

it must be one hell of a ride for those newfags

either live on the edge of 1 hp

06:05

or try and survive on a 4k range

the only way to live imo. standing on the edge, one foot in the lions mouth in a glasshouse.

06:06

but wtf do i know. my name is Scribble.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/police-hunt-man-small-penis-2237591

Police manhunt for 'fat naked man with small penis'

The man allegedly performed a sex act in front of a female student

08:12

keep up the good work, jordan

hmmmm

08:40

guess i could stop watching this for a second... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bENmZzMfQI

NationOfOranges696

Trancefield

holy shit ain

09:06

that is one mad burn

1

@Ain for pigs i use the kami hack

09:24

never got it to work with fh too (edited)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMLNDCiLbgM

John Doe

I'm retarded ?

10:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtAHGZffoLI

Shoot Your Mouth Off Films

Nuts For Pudding - SYMO

My former base is still there, Brother Ains. Just realizing I'd like to have 50 or so of them.

Ains lmao

Ainus

hello is this henry

ya

wtf epic

15:54

also where is 1.13 2b2t????????? @HermeticLock

15:54

wtf bro

if the temp map goes up today I am starting a massive conspiracy

like what would you conspire to do?

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/avfv0t/that_chest_full_of_crap_items_starterpack/?st=JSNGSYPL&sh=58e036bb

r/2b2t - “That chest full of crap items” Starterpack

0 votes and 0 comments so far on Reddit

sticks dude

Doesn’t matter it’s going to the top of the subreddit

Yeah ok

17:33

We need to turn spawn into kkktown

17:33

Again

Pizza tastes better cold

i agree on the pizza thing, only on that cuz i have no idea what kkk town's supposed to be

19:16

Someone has been spreading the fitmc no browns allowed discord so I'm getting messages like this again

4 high!!!

Fitmc no browns allowed hands down best discord

about to buy this @Брат Bird https://namemc.com/profile/BelleDelphine.2

BelleDelphine - Minecraft Profile

Check the availability of Minecraft names, look up the name history of Minecraft accounts, view Minecraft skins in 3D, convert UUIDs, and much more!

Whore

OH KY GOD PEPSI LMAO

https://youtu.be/OsOImD6YuCQ new movie fresh off the grill, if you are struggling with getting women and are alone this is the one to help you

simongamer987

Movie #4 - Cool Guy in The Dark!

My hero

Who

cum

thank you

drink conke

Fu

Get in general nerd @TheMilkManMike

@broder lampa you are doing gods work keep it up

03:19

I love the low quality reddit post too

03:19

its really the icing on the cake

@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male) whenever someone asks me for a link to fits discord I give them that one

This is ebin

@Deleted User your discord pic reminds me of a pen i once used to own myself

05:32

gotta censor it though cus it has my details written on it

05:33

my favourite pen

nice "pen"

yeah

lmao all these sign ban memes on the subreddit

at least top post isn't a sign ban meme

06:58

oh fuck it is

06:58

why is a post with 500 upvotes under a post with 150 upvotes

06:58

the post with 500 upvotes isn't even old

is bflyza an alt of someone here?

yeh it's @broder lampas alt

Bet that's not the first time you've wrapped ya chops around a firebox on a weekday ay Leisure Suit Nollsy! You dead set 3 piece feed beast! Oi nah nah, just suckin Tetley's through ya Tim Tams there ol cobtometrist. Oi actually Cobfrey's vacuum cleaners, whilst I got ya in the checkout line at Franklins, any chance ya could singapore sling us back mi Woman's Day birthday cake cookbook? Remember ya borrowed it back in '98 cuz you'd just started seeing that flame twirling single mum from the senny coast and ya wanted to give ya jamaican broccoli brownies a lil bita razzle dazzle for the second date? Like you didn't give her enough razzle dazzle on the first date you absolute stepped on tiger snake! Anyway yeh look the old 7-11 slurpee machine's been watering mi frangiapanni's to whip up a choccy cake that looks like a swimming pool for the Devon Sandwiches this Easter and she wants it just like she used to have it if ya catch my Fast and Furious 2: Tokyo Drift. So yeh, mate if ya wouldn't mind bowling it to silly mid on sometime before the end of frebrurary that'd be a Saturday morning episode of It's A Knockout. Alright cheers, yeh, nah, yeh yeh, advanced hair, yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yehh. Yep. Yehhhh

normally id say this is a copy paste

09:16

but knowing ain he probably typed this himself

fuck off

09:19

09:23

tell me to fuck off but we both know damn well its possible

signs can’t ban you because they can only be like ten characters long, unless there’s an exploit with their length or something

5

you wanna test your theory by going to to 0,0 right now?

classic 200iq torogadude take

12:26

@broder lampa

He's a programmer dude

Signs can’t ban you if you can’t read

2

signs can't ban you if you don't log in

@Ain dont be mean to fellow brothers!!

Everyone go to 0,0 we're having a drop party

13:31

I actually wonder how long until people believe it when people say "sign ban patched, come on over to 0,0"

well, it seems the time is already here - apparently, signs cant ban you and everyone is just making this whole shit up lol

Hmm?

nvm, Im just poking fun at toro being confused about the concept (edited)

kek

@broder lampa is based and redpilled

mfw i have a million messages

very surprising kek

make a youtube channel and capitalize on your fame

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518798189982384169/550473351345471518/Kill_all_the_Gays.mp4

15:43

this is actually fire

I know I did cyanlime

wintermelon down

oh shit its actually in

17:30

i never thought mine would make it in haha

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/avvyak/casualties_of_the_spawnban_feb_27th_2019/

r/2b2t - Casualties of the SpawnBan, Feb 27th 2019

0 votes and 0 comments so far on Reddit

20:57

spawnmason bot is so shit it shows up on this list despite not getting banned lol

Join Average Joes gym today

21:18

I cant stop thinking that this clown in the sewers sounds vaguely like nick

im sure nick could be the guy you hit up to buy those

lmao this is quality

I feel both proud and insulted

22:46

smib on my society project

ahahahah

the left should be highland

nothing personnel, kid

Oh I thought it was a meme

22:48

Are people actually being sign banned

yes

22:48

or they were

22:48

it's fixed now

sad

wowie

22:48

I rescind my earlier comment

fit smells content (edited)

so was it an injection or length of the sign or just invalid characters

22:50

why would I smell content anar

22:50

I’m never uploading again

ah i forgot

22:51

my bad

22:51

there changed it

22:51

this makes more sense

@een snail from palestine future true-durability is fairly glitchy atm

23:10

I gotta drop armor on the ground and pick it back up to get an honest reading

yeah if u just grab a random item

23:20

it wont have the correct dura

23:21

but if someone has it in there hand

23:21

it works fine (edited)

23:21

its just buggy for the localplayer

Brother Fruit 28/02/2019 23:21

Holy shit

23:21

Quality

wtf that is a fat redpill

epic

The Man who Enjoys the Smell of His Own Fart

oh

00:07

welcome to march

????

only one timezone that matters baby!

00:09

any of you see the base sniper posted to reddit a day ago?

You want penis enlargement pills

my mum randomly asked me if i played fortnite

00:11

what did she mean by this

She’s Just checking if you’re gay

:defaultdance:

00:18

maybe wants to ensure you dont have that emote

@snugglebugaj yikes

>Hear sign banning is impossible
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Spawnfags sign banned

I love you nerds (edited)

its already fixed tho

01:27

patch within 24h lo

Sorry about not getting the temp map up

01:47

Will do it on Sunday

01:48

At 1:30 pm PST

01:48

During my interview on the anarchy podcast

fitmc irl wtf

that is horrifying

02:24

fucking owo

OwO

when youre 3 seasons far and only then realise its the same actor playing 6 clones Tatiana Maslany as Sarah Manning, Alison Hendrix, Cosima Niehaus, Helena, Rachel Duncan and several Project Leda clones (see below), all born in 1984 to various women by in vitro fertilization.

https://neatclip.com/clip/586lwlo8g

LOL

Emperor, true leader of the spawnmasons

Still good enough for me, Entropy. Glad someone tried it, proved the concept, and generated much lulz.

can we add voice recognition to the spawnmason discord bot so anytime someone says "smib" in vc they get a smibcoin

im on biblebot right now

07:51

log in

https://discord.gg/ZbBXqJ

09:34

Mad lads actually did it

lmao

and some people maintain god doesn't exist...

@SalC1 That clip is gold

YOU JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG MINECRAFT STREAMER BRO!!!!

@SalC1 who even is that

^WAO real life face.

12:10

anyways, i have seen the kid too. it's REEEEEaly funny. does he actually think anyone would be threatened by his chickenwings? (edited)

13:00

I personally think this one is on top^

me too

15:14

omg xD

15:14

the n words. i cant xD

Fun fact: The word "clout" has been said 3 times in the entire spawnmason discord. In Emperium general chat alone, the word "clout" has been said 66 times

the numbers for emperium are too low

that's general chat alone

16:39

imagine how many times it's been said in the member chats

Thank you so much for this statistic.

Another fun fact: Up until this point, henry accounted for 2 of the 3 uses of the word

hmm

17:48

do more of these searches

17:48

omg make that a reddit post

17:48

like a huge compendium of word usage analysis

17:48

In different discord’s

uhm excuse me wtf

18:08

why only 350 times

smib

aye thats what I like to see

Check how many times he’s said cum

270

18:10

who?

Henry

108

18:10

holy shit

18:11

puberty must be a hard period

18:11

@Brother Dielo for worshipfull

18:12

my nigga playing warframe

kek

18:22

almost 550hours now dude

on steam or in game

steam

im proud of this

I just got back after about a month or two of not playing, was waiting for some interesting update

18:25

holy shit

i hope railjack comes soon

1,2k ? how long have you been playing it for though? cause I only started in november or so

18:25

yiiiis^

Some hick got the aux cord and is playing country music all day

18:26

Like

18:26

Kike

i started in 2015 but quit after like 20 hours thinking it was pay to win

18:26

then end 2017 i started again and played trough 2018 :p

I remember playing it for about 3 hours when it first came out

18:27

it was boring af

this was when the sacrifice just came out

and then last autumn, a colleague convinced me to give it another shot and boooooy

everyone was rocking umbra :p

I couldnt get enough of it fast enough once I found out about all the uber cool lore and shit

ye the lore is what makes it so addicting

then I got my friend hooked

the moment i got into the lore all i did on missions was scan shit

and watched him screenshare his whole story quests just to experience it again

^

18:29

hahaha did the same

he still hasnt finished sacrifice though, slacker

18:30

PSSSST

18:30

REDACTED

oopsie

18:31

i mean its such a big part of the game yet its such a big spoiler

this

18:31

I was surprised to see most of the community keeping the main story spoiler free so vehemently

18:32

never seen anything like it in a different game

i rarely use it. only for energy dash. it only appears for a split second

18:32

warframe, best playerbase

18:33

it kinda mirrors the devs

I got a crush on the redhead

putting in so much for a free game

18:33

aye hehehe

18:33

she gud indeed

18:33

prettier than rebecca i think

100%

18:34

but

18:34

rebecca is space mom xD

space mom :' (

18:34

can wait for the new war

18:35

hahaha

same, for now, we have the new radio nig

anyway g2g training

hf

Love space mom x

imagine pretending to be brother bab to advertise your shitcord in cancerchat but you cant crop his picture correctly

>name isnt even green

That'S what i'd call fail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdePKFx6PU

Tim Brand

WHERES MY MONEY

21:37

dosing on intellectual podcasts

Integer.MAX_VALUE = 2147483647. Integer.MIN_VALUE = - 2147483648

22:19

ethics of big data presentation

you can do that with your nuts

hows life jumpy

its smibnight

MIAW

23:24

2017

23:33

3000 log files lol

23:33

loaded into ubuntu and grepping

23:33

give me shit to search

meow

this is gonna be a harder grep lol

23:37

WAIT 2 MORE MIN

smib

23:41

still perfecting

not sorted by date REEE

that was on the avatar server lol

23:43

ok tody im gonna sort

this is literally everything https://i.gyazo.com/69412bf8e754d3413ca04445ef636a53.png

23:55

i know lol

23:58

If you’re not smibbing you’re not living

Can you write a code that kills me in my sleep

i would never

kill <id>

00:02

$ ps
9001 ./nick

00:02

what type of file is nick

just an executable

Good luck unpacking me without cheating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEFOxzvnDAQ&feature=youtu.be

Blue Ph0en1x17

Appearing in SalC1's Stream

01:19

omg @SalC1

This is How you know you’ve made it

the official henry is in that video

01:41

our one is just a fake

1

those who use 'this tbh' react are dead to me

3

No, that's just an official in Henry's army

"hehe he said one thing so i'll do the opposite" memers are both intellectually and reproductively neutered

5

02:15

a certain precious form of comedy: comedy iridium

4

No, that's polarizing a conversation for comedic value. Creating a point of contention to discuss and evolve our opinions and idiology. You may think I'm just a memer, but actually I'm warping your reality.

good point, look at the thriving discussion that followed

1

thanks

02:22

see, Henry's private army is really the Spawnmasons

02:23

In that clip we are looking at an "official" of his army

if the spawnmasons are an army then there's already been a mutiny and henry's authority doesn't mean shit

1

Woah

1

Whoa

1

woah

kyle what are your thoughts on ragnarok II griefed?

1

spawnmasons wouldn't exist in the current day w/o our young leader

02:26

i think that's a dead and sore meme just like you find my use of "no u" a dead and sore meme (edited)

what do you mean by this

1

02:27

i think we need torogadude to come in with an interpretation

02:27

please, master @Brother Toro

i've been summoned

the brains have arrived

1

meaning i've expressed it many times, and you're playing off of an emotionally charged topic for comedic value despite that it is unproductive and kind of rude

what did kyle mean, torogadude?

1

by what

but what were you referring to of mine?

1

what

02:30

imagine discerning the context in this situation

i thought you were referring to torogadude

1

i'm lost

02:30

what is ragnarok two

02:30

isn't that like when asgard is supposed to be destroyed in the norse prophecies

woe me, i have spent too much time around henry and now i've lost my ability of english comprehension

2

woah you

1

02:31

peep this

wtf

02:32

delete this

shit, i didn't mean to give 9/10ths the discord an erection

1

this is why i have links not auto-open on discord

are you kidding

1

yeah it also means that it gets saved in my browser history if someone tries to delete it quickly

02:33

so i can riposte it

the only worthwhile thing to do in this situation is withdraw from the conversation @Brother Toro and do literally anything else

what a torogadude thing to do

1

02:33

kyle! how rude!

why kyle

02:34

i don't even know what the thing i needed to interpret was

02:34

something about a prophecy idk

i'll play you in minesweeper, minesweeper man

02:35

imagine chat minesweeper

02:36

shit, i didn't mean to give 9/10ths of torogadudes an erection

1

no but really i want to know what was being talked about

02:44

were people debating henry's leadership?

torogadude :3

1

Guys, this march marks the 98th month of 2b's existence

03:21

in two months in May, it will officially be 100 months old

03:21

kind of cool

It'll also be my 4th anniversary in this shithole

03:32

I can tell you

03:32

not worth

03:32

at all

im in general voice

06:47

I want to hop in voice but it’s been a long night and I’d just be quiet and odd

you're always odd tho

06:49

hop in emo boy

I mean like not in a sad way, my heads just blank as hell

10:24

2017-04-14-2.log:[09:59:53] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] <NickHasCancer> http://imgur.com/a/TAOBF For herms eye porn

10:25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVxU2HzPGug

FlareTV

PEWDIEPIE VS T-SERIES LIVE SUB COUNT: WHO WILL PREVAIL?

11:02

only 4k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0Ku0OOTAs

White House on the Hill

remind me why we have ducks again

You know if PewDiePie somehow managed to get to 100mil before brownland inc then he'd "win" so to speak. The original breed of content creator won the last big milestone

11:51

Ofc. That may also just die today

It may

11:59

but it was a good fight o7

We need brother fit and salc1 to shout out pewds

I vouch for sasha

2

3

2

18:02

400 player queue (edited)

18:39

RIP 2CLOSE

19:04

'twas a good base

@SonEasterZombie who griefed 2 close

How long did it last? You were very close to spawn from my understanding

it lasted 6 days

19:10

it was like 200 blocks away from NFE

19:10

and jumpy I have no idea

19:10

I saw V3l there when i got online but the grief was already done by then so I dunno if he griefed it or not

I saw a tour on youtube of it earlier

v3l would of not griefed the base

that's probably a large part of the reason it got griefed

im good friends with him

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

20:03

Aa

20:03

Aaaaaaa

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/awlnm2/society_project_2close_a_society_project/

r/2b2t - Society Project: 2Close, a society project experimental s...

0 votes and 2 comments so far on Reddit

20:10

rip in 2close

Wtf

20:11

How did i post that aaaaAaa here?

20:11

That s retarded

20:11

Anywahs

20:11

Aaaaaaaa

kek

lamp come to the meeting ingame, I want to give you something

No signs

Sp moye oitw be

20:15

Ruxl ypyw

20:15

Fuxl ypy

20:15

Fuck you

20:16

Smuvy

20:16

Smiv

20:16

Smib

>Join SM chat
>Brother NoDick is pretty cool guy drunk
>Come to chat with NoDick sober

thiswasamistake.jpeg

@een snail from palestine what does this mean

read it

it doesn't make any sense

yes it does

"uninstall future to get it to work!"

if u know english it should make sence????

I don't

warning

english is my 6th language

it's pretty clear to me... it wants to be reinstalled

my main language is american

brb laundry

wants to be reinstalled because shit is gonna break

20:20

then it says reinstalling with uninstall the old install???

20:21

what does not make sence

I love you

20:22

So mote it be

wtf

20:22

first time in the queue

20:22

with priority queue

20:22

since rusher???

20:23

wtf bring back oldrag queue

I love you everyone

Lamp is my new doesn't afraid

holy shit that took 5min to reas

20:24

Rwaf

20:24

Rwaf

20:24

Read

20:24

water

20:25

ZOK NO

are we talking about getting electric shock to get white or am i hearing it wrong

fuck mw

20:26

okay so so mote it be

20:26

i love you all

1

1

get in queue server down

yeah, paused putting in laundry because that

1

@SpawnMason get in queue

20:30

pulling out the metaphorical big guns

20:30

role tag to btfo those who disabled everyone

pepsi lag on

roll coal on newfags

temp map starts

20:31

imagine

i would rage

20:31

so hard

Ha, temp map plox

henry is raging!!!!

I love nordix

1

is it the temp map?

we're gonna see

i dont get in... it'S prolly down

Nice base btw FunCubes. Pity it got asploded but inevitable

if it is tempmap

20:32

we need to prepare to make emergency lodge

20:32

lodge speedrun

yeah. you gotta thank this cody guy who took armorsmith there

Any particular biome you guys want to find?

let me get his reddit name

mesa

20:33

mesa is best tempmap biome

gold

20:33

ya

20:33

i remember the gold trips i made with logan

Kay, will let you know if I find it before rendezvousing

/u/cody4687 that's the guy

So don't trust cody4687 anymore than I trust Armorsmith. Thanks, got it

^^

@Bróðir Nordic bigot fash bigot

20:36

@Bróðir Nordic bigot fash bigot

20:36

@Bróðir Nordic bigot fash bigot

20:36

bigot

20:36

bigot

20:37

bigot

20:37

bigot

20:37

bigot

20:37

bigot

20:37

@Bróðir Nordic i bet ur a orange man supporter

20:37

orange man bad

#homogoenogegenous

1

holy shit FUCK cody4687

agahagshahaha

20:42

Havaha

20:42

Ajavahahaj

20:42

Av

20:42

Ag

20:42

Ahahaha

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/shia-muslims-slash-and-whip-themselves-with-knives-and-swords-to-mourn-the-death-of-prophet-a6708001.html

Shia Muslims pictured taking part in annual self-flagellation ritual

The rituals mark the holy Day of Ashura, when Shi'ite Muslims remember the death of Imam Hussein

2b on 1.13?

same

its just down

another dupe stash gone?

it may be update

20:44

best timing top

20:44

thanks hause

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbvQeBoPKT0

jimbojamb

Paul Muad'Dib vs Feyd-Rautha

don't get our hopes up. you'll regrett it

the dune movie was so disappointing :(

My only regret of still being an Initiate is being unable to use Bother Music

20:50

The new one? There's three now.

that one from the clip, from the 80s

20:51

am really hyped for the 2020 movie, they BETTER NOT fuck it up

I like the artistic license of the Peter Lynch one, it's edgy. The Sci Fi channel one is more faithful and better overall, though. I've heard good things about the new one.

david lynch

20:54

?

he directed the 1984 dune movie

20:55

oh nvm

20:55

yeah she meant david lynch

i love lynch

^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmyzYBeGrE8

darkettone2008

In Heaven Eraserhead

21:02

imo Denis Villeneuve is perfect for the task

agreed

is the new dune movie out

2020

[snores in norweigian]

wtf @Bróðir Nordic detected

@Brother Dielo ive been high once and it just made me fall asleep at my desk

wow

LMAO

u did leak to oremonger

one sec grabbing mic and shit

fucking oremonger insider

21:31

sending a fax to jared asap

having a connectivity issue on my phone

21:34

if i can't resolve this by the meeting then im fucked

I love how Jared uses superliminal messaging and people just give him coords

Unfortunately I will not be able to come to tonight's meeting as I am taking out my mother to Bubbas

@Deleted User

21:47

kek he's back

21:48

LOL

Smack is back and ready to attack

I'll be happy to come to today's meeting once through queue. Am 28 right now.

you can only attend as approved initiate or spawnmason

Kay

owned

22:00

should we vote? @Brother Entropy if everyone in voice rn votes we pass the threshhold

22:00

actually no but we get close

@broder lampa reeeeeeeee

lel. It's okay. I'll just keep building RR #16. I hid it under the sea.

wow

"fuck" - lamp

4

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Lamp

lamp is my favorite immigrant

"fuck sal" - lamp

2

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...............

demote henry

1

4

5

pineapple on pizza?

3

2

7

3

1

3

22:50

@SpawnMason important votes

2

5

@Worshipful disable perms to tag SpawnMason

vote manipulation by @Brother Fruit

voting removed

1

2

22:52

can i go to the toilet

2

5

Ain you've maxxed out your bathroom pass

fuccck

lmfao

wait until the transfer period to go the restroom

lmfao

kek

Bipolar todarac confirmed

sorry todarac

22:56

sorry todarac

22:56

x2

the absolute state of the masons right now

23:02

i might get in

"empra"

23:05

^how ain pronounces emperor

delete this

jared20,013

20k, 13k

23:07

jared's stash

@SonEasterZombie POST ANTOHER LINK TO JOIN

mfw everyone is leaving to somewhere else

@Brother SEZ POST ANTOHER LINK TO JOIN

@ doesnt work ?

@SonEasterZombie LINK FAGGOT

@SonEasterZombie

23:10

@SonEasterZombie

23:10

@SonEasterZombie

23:10

@SonEasterZombie

23:10

@SonEasterZombie

23:10

@SonEasterZombie

23:10

@SonEasterZombie

I"M TGRARDEDD UGHH

@SonEasterZombie one of the leaders is a tranny

OH GOD

it happens

https://discord.gg/8H9bRxc

23:11

https://discord.gg/8H9bRxc

23:11

https://discord.gg/8H9bRxc

why are we joining the band wagon?

DUDE

o K

that person is there leader

23:11

its not even a tranny dude

23:11

its some gay guy

23:12

who is 17

everyone be on your best behavior :^)

yes

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(╯︵╰) prisonnière 💫💟💫 joined the server. 02/03/2019 23:12

https://www.reddit.com/user/AbsolutelyCheese

Nicole! (u/AbsolutelyCheese) - Reddit

23:13

AbsolutelyCheesequeen disaster • 1 point • submitted 19 days ago
To my knowledge informed consent is 18+

I am 17 and would really not like to wait until then, I want to start so I can finish my senior year of highschool as Nicole. What can I do?

23:14

AbsolutelyCheese • 2 points • submitted 1 month ago
if girly builds are a distinct thing I guess I'm bad at being a girl ^^"

23:14

yes

no

it was having a chat about how gay it is earler

no¨

raine_variety over speed • 9 points • submitted 3 months ago
Trans + pansexual cuber representing

AbsolutelyCheeseSub 20 | 11.4 PB (CFOP) • 1 point • submitted 3 months ago
same!!

23:15

yes!!!!!!!!!

" Stop role playing" - @Brother Fruit Litteraly admins a fucking minecraft faction and is debating opening a server called the spawn mason scouts

23:17

but yeah

23:17

ill stop role playing

what the fuck is smibcoin

sal see one

sal semen

vote on closing meeting

2

23:24

Aureos

Oreos

demote and ban henry

5

2

TheMilkManMike joined the server. 02/03/2019 23:32

pokice mine.....

>When Entropy has never heard of smibcoin

gonna cry gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?

Did brother doc leave

const entropyanndroid = 'dumb'

if (entropyanndroid == 'dumb') {
    return 'smib'
}

(edited)

23:34

are those CSS tags?

23:34

lmao

23:35

>wow

yes he did pepsi

give it 167%! (edited)

Ye, it's the easy way to green text in discord

Can't believe henry is starting his communist purges with doc

wtf

What happened to Mike dhde

23:40

I'm raging I missed important meeting but the pizza was good incase you bros were wondering

military

Shoot some pakis for me mike

23:42

Pakistan war coming soon

@Ain i just ate pizza 2 nights in a row

pakistan vs india could fuck everyone over, cuz they both have nukes.... a localized all out nuklear war between those two has been projected to kill around 3 billion people world wide because of the nuclear winter it will cause

xD

i've only eaten pizza 1 night in a row at the moment @snugglebugaj

23:45

at least you weren't eating mercury eel

daily reminder that if the spawnmasons was @Brother Fruit's way only he would be leader and unable to be kicked out!!!!

Isn't that how it is now

FUCK

https://i.imgur.com/WUAbgRy.png

This guy gets it

"A fleshlight is a girl without the annoying bits"

00:10

who this

00:10

:^) (edited)

https://discord.gg/8H9bRxc

chunk ban loading; -||||| 95% ||-

00:30

oh god

00:30

I forgot they did that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518798189982384169/551267987995492383/ImASpecialGirl.mp4

00:58

normie

01:10

meme

01:15

01:17

01:18

^ the wagon is now SMIB

https://discord.gg/8H9bRxc

2

oh my god

01:19

@SonEasterZombie LMAO

my fucking god even the voice channel is all smib

01:24

not a single other word

a strong day for smib (edited)

01:26

smib

the smibboning

01:29

Programming a smib finding app

01:34

but then with smib

is the server fucked for anyone else

01:38

I know people are in right now

01:38

but I can't get in

same

01:39

I can't even get past the login screen

01:39

so rip 2b

down i guess

its down

only 137 players online

01:39

no

01:39

emperor is online

01:39

at spawn

holy cow

can we have Dostendite be leader of the spawnmason scouts (edited)

What have we done

we've ruined a newfag group

01:52

nothing of value was lost

Over the course of waiting in queue we trolled a discord to death. Nothing major.

using the SHEER NAMECLOUT of the smibmasons

just typed smib a whole bunch of times. that is literally it.

smib in smib, smib wagon. You were a pretty cool guy, didn't afraid

@TheMilkManMike youre unbanned btw

good game everyone

01:57

mfw it turned into the spawnmason scouts on it's own

yes

01:58

can someone give me the spawnmason logo with no background

01:58

I need it for propaganda

tfw im doing all the work to update forgehax to 1.13

>Be 96 in queue
>Server restarts
>Be 145 in queue

The Hausemaster givith, and the Hausemaster taketh away. Smib. (edited)

there is something funny about you being reasonable with dude while he just keeps spamming smib @Brother Fruit

kek

I just wanna be slimthicc

https://discord.gg/CWmD47

02:27

final product

What’s this scribble?

02:28

either way I love it

it was the wagon. a group of newfriends formed of people from all different videos. salc barrendome rusher fit that french or spanish dude and others. (edited)

02:29

now it is just a place for appreciating the power that is smib

04:01

@een snail from palestine

What discord is that

forge

black boys

10:44

1 big boy :3

10:45

rate the big black rat someone

WCKD is good

10:46

they are growth factor knockouts

that's not a rating you fucking newt for brains

11:01

and you aren't even right

11:01

follow the instructions, give me a 1-10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbs7FT7dXYc

Paul Dinning

Videos for Cats to Watch - 8 Hour Bird Bonanza

suck on my newt

11:07

then when i pull out, praise it like a pious cunt

11:08

eat all pussy like you're eating the devil's cunt itself

11:09

neuterino neutrino

11:12

unblock me @Brother Entropy

wtf i dont have you blocked

ain is going a bit loopy

or you're looking at the world through your own insane lens

sorry i changed some privacy settings

11:17

apparently dont know what im doing

he's the insane one!

Ah yes the classic "no u" comeback

11:23

except in a loopy format

let me tell you something: you're suspect. yeah you. i don't know what your reputation is, in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet i'll be looking into you

11:28

now, the business we have here to fore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney

11:28

good day, and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone

Good Will Hunting

11:30

nice

11:30

heretofore*

11:30

btw

11:31

but good movie quote

let me warn you: you're ruined. yeah you. i don't know what your build is, in this forum, but after the swings you took at me today, you can be i'll be placing lego bricks under your unsuspecting bare feet

11:32

now, fuck off and eat cum

You like apples

congratulations to everyone who took part yesterday btw. we griefed a totally pointless server

in my opinion a good thing. we cleaned up the landscape.

Why you grief a worthless server?

well... maybe just for the shits of it. it'S gone now

nice

not my initial idea. i just helped. it was funny, because at the end the server owner helped us to destroy his server

14:35

he smibified it

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/awo0bh/oc_what_i_make_while_im_waiting_in_the_queue/

r/2b2t - [OC] What I make while I'm waiting in the queue.

207 votes and 10 comments so far on Reddit

14:41

wtf

14:41

is

14:41

this

14:41

shit

14:41

SPAWNMASON DOWNVOTE BOT

time please dont do me like you did billy joel

okay... now I'm confused

15:10

you were gone?

@broder lampa did you leave on accident

can't read history

fixed

15:20

welcome back silly goose

hehe

im literally crying

you were supposed to say "Only veterans will stay"

I'll be doing my interview in the podcst channel in 7 minutes

20:53

feel free to hop into that voicechat

cringe

Went to a comic con today and they had this at a booth

i want that one: shoot first

21:28

xD

Of course it was made in America

21:29

Bootlickers

Deleted User joined the server. 03/03/2019 21:37

Starlane joined the server. 03/03/2019 21:37

:o

kicked

kek

Y did u kick vog

>weeb

21:47

this is so sad ain lost all his limbs and is now a nugget

https://discord.gg/MTXYp8j

Invite to join a server

East Empire Trading Company

general

21:51

found a group

That’s some small trading group Eric is trying to absorb

okay got it

21:52

we cant smibify it?

Ofc

we can rebuild him; we have the technology

Do I not have a character because you can’t capture my beauty

btfo'd

im gonna capture a bird creature that will be you on our next warfare expedition

i dont see the podcast channel.... is it hidden?

oh shit im still alive

you karate chop the limbs off of people who try to change that

did ain try?

22:35

lmfao

no i put him on the peeler it was an intentional surgery

22:41

the peeler

oh god

22:41

well atleast hes not a dog anymore

22:41

I see henry also got a promotion

@Brother Anar reddit

Why is mike just 3rd degree

he asked to step down because of military stuff

military = fascist

God bless America

pepsiboy has a point

God bless policemike

Round of voting for the best mason

00:14

Mike

1

00:14

Henry

00:14

Nordic

1

00:14

Babbaj

00:14

0x22

00:15

Negative Entropy

00:15

Sister Pepsi

3

SEZ

1

FitMc on top

2

fit hates his fellow vets

00:34

wtf it disappeared

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/ax1e80/the_spawnmasons_trapped_me_in_bedrock/

r/2b2t - The SpawnMasons trapped me in Bedrock!

0 votes and 0 comments so far on Reddit

kek

01:51

did you get a texture pack or did you import chat from 2b2t onto another server

this is epic

lmao who is the streamer meme that people keep posting on the reddit

02:06

dude is a complete sperglord

yep

We almost bookbanned him today until some twelvie killed him

I am watching the stream because I saw a link

02:09

holy shit

02:09

my sides

02:09

this guy is just like a human punching bag

Do any of you like Mount and Blade?

I do I do

04:11

My grandchildren are looking forward to playing bannerlord

sun the guy that didn’t know how alt f4 worked?

14:06

honestly not sure if he’s real

14:06

on one hand being a complete tard is a good way to get (angry) viewers watching you

14:07

on the other hand, he could’ve played the tard anyway by laughing all snivelly and yelling at the guy in chat that he’s not stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSxtR_VxCDo

ABSoLuTe GiaN

Anger is not the way of the Jedi

@Брат Bird

15:22

oh my god tahts disgusting

The truth comes out

declaration of geneva doctors have to pledge this theres a line: I WILL NOT USE my medical knowledge to violate human rights and civil liberties, even under threat (edited)

man I’m getting sick of all this fuckin snow

1

start driving your car really fast and throwing cans into the ocean

17:52

and keep all your lights on in the house

Haha welcome to the real world jackass @Toysoldier

Contribute to global warming to eradicate snow

^

18:51

and to eradicate humans

18:51

there should be population control tbh

i will eat beans today

18:54

is that a fart joke I smell?

indeed

>bruh

19:08

bruh is a 2015 thing

It's clearly a <2013 thing according to this image

the image is supposed to be like 2005 humor tho

Bottom image is too HQ to be from <2013

20:15

JPEG compression should’ve killed it by now

I find it hilarious that looking back at like 2010-2012 posts were still high quality for the most part, but looking back now it looks like everyone posted in 240p because of the compression

Henry argument invalid

first war of fort smib

23:58

attacking: slavers (they want to enslave us)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXo24imR_54

SsethTzeentach

KENSHI Review | SSS Rank: Smuggling™ | Starvation™ | Slavery™

23:58

pepsi watch this

ive seen it

based

23:59

seth is god

defending: 0x22 and casparov on the harpoon turrets, ain toro giganox nordic anar henry behind the gate

based

rip fuffer

henry i was going to kill you off as a dog and make you into a human but youre so old and have high stats so it would be a waste i think (edited)

based dog

baseddog bonedog elder

lmao ains helmet

>Lodge #2147

wtf pepsi is the best mason'

:3

00:02

ain is my thief character so hes wearing all stealth gear

00:02

i also chopped off all of his limbs to replace them with robotics that make him better at being a thief

00:03

1

big helmet on me for my big brain

00:03

:3

do you play games this dude reviews?

ive been playing it since like 2016 but i do sometimes play games seth reviews

00:04

i started playing cdda off of his review

00:05

first blood casparov just domes this dood

everyone except ain a nigger?

mfw

00:07

ain and fuffer are the only real human characters i have

1

is babbaj a blobfish?

hes a bull

HAHHAHAHAHA

on the hud he looks like a blobfish (edited)

all of the slavers got shot up by ox and casparov before they could half break the gate

what are torogadude nordic and I?

scorchlanders

00:11

basically super niggers i think

giganox?

they are humans that got burnt up in the desert

00:11

hes a shek

00:11

they are like lizard(?) people with horns

00:12

good warriors but thats it

00:12

all the rest are hivers which are basically bug men

00:12

hahahaha superniggers

babbaj a bull

00:16

highly accurate

what factions are we not friends with

highland

00:19

the only one i know

1

00:19

i tried

based

ok this is based

00:30

if i ever go back to warframe im doing this

i have the skin

bring disco music back

^

based

THE GREATEST COMEBACK STORY OF THE YEAR

01:01

I mean it’s dc and low tier but

01:01

HES BACK FROM HIS EX-WIFES CLUTCHES

01:05

Damn it’s just a web series

so im just casually playing warframe

01:56

get matched with this dude

lol, one in a million

>warframe

no u

^

01:57

>destiny

01:57

I have to agree - I played the base game and both of the dlcs and it just wasnt enough to get me to give them even MORE dough for forsaken (edited)

01:59

if they one day have a sale for like 10 bucks Ill proly get it just to check out the "game changing" expansion for myself

I still need to play the dlc's but idk but both the story and game play is more enjoyable for me

but not even a 100 hours in destiny versus 550+ in warframe speak for themselves

^

02:01

nice devs nice community nice gameplay

ye says plenty

now if only they would somehow add a huge new procedurely generated world with base building and unlimited pvp lol

02:02

just imagine everyone griefing the shit out of everyone else

02:02

but in warframe

02:02

tbh it would be pretty dope if we could fly around in the system to all the planets. actually get the choice to fly to a planet for a mission or just automatically like atm

02:03

i mean with railjack coming i dont think its impossible

there would definitely be limitations, but DE has most of their shit figured out so its likely they could handle even open space properly

02:04

would be pretty cool

and have a clan ship actually fly around

02:04

shits dope

^

02:05

anyway, 3am, gotta go, laters

id imagine it something like elite dangerous or starcitizen

02:05

ayy gn man

Lmao babbaj you can enjoy both warframe and destiny as I have

^

casparov

02:06

play gambit prime with me soon

02:06

also is your clan active becasue mine died

Yeah uh, i havent played destiny in ages

isnt that the new thing with roles and new armour and shit?

ya

Mine is still kinda active, i have irl friends who are getting back into d2

02:08

Babbaj i've played more destiny and can definitively say that warframe is better

have u played forsaken tho

Yes?

also its not a better/worse really, its just preference

No, warframe Is the better game

>in your opinion

No, as a fact

Bruh moment

02:10

Honestly I don't even find them that similar

02:10

But last I played Warframe was pre-open world

What defines a better game when it comes to fact? Usually developer transparity and community engagement, both of which warframe has more of

02:11

Buttttt (edited)

Burt?

On phone

02:12

But, I haven't played either game for quite a while

Imagine thinking deadstiny is worth even looking at

@een snail from palestine create smibclient, a super cut down version of future that costs like 250,000 smibcoin

03:05

if you REALLY want smibspam, that's how you get it

03:05

or make spawnmason-scout role cost like 20k smibcoin

>smibclient

yes

^^^^^

03:06

pls

or Masonclient, I don't fucking care

add a square and compass on our nametags

03:06

like impact pepsi edition

03:06

aka the mason logo

500k smibcoin for forgehax 1.13 (edited)

or 500 smibcoin for the frontdoored version of masonclient

03:12

where we write down all your coords and log every thing you do

Until you pay enough smib for us not to use it

exactly

Kinda reminds me of 2b

03:52

https://www.pcgamer.com/fortuna-69-is-a-hilarious-warframe-joke-that-players-refuse-to-let-die/

Fortuna 69 is a hilarious Warframe joke that players refuse to let die

For over 100 days, players have been working together to keep the 69th instance of the Fortuna player hub alive.

03:52

Mainly that one temp map skybase

piss is the best solvent for cum

But babba forge hax is trash

@docsmurf oh wait

Tim joined my discord yesterday and called me “torpedo”

12:10

of all the names I’ve been called, I’ve never heard that one

Out of general

out of general?

nick was leaking masonic secrets

https://www.edudagorot.com/forum/posts/2o8c2APwuS7

14:37

calling all hackers, try to break my site pls

HermeticLock joined the server. 05/03/2019 15:00

welcome back, herm

15:19

where did you go? (edited)

Where did I come from?

15:24

Where did I go?

where did you come from cotton eyed joe (edited)

15:35

oh and by break I don’t mean “refresh until you crash it” I mean try to find an actual exploit

15:35

ox

at the rate that my society programmers are getting shit done, they are prolly gonna be able to automate fucking everything we are doing in a few months

16:20

we are SO CLOSE to fully automated luxury gay space society

if you automate everything youre not gonna need any members anymore

16:35

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2018/02/what-impact-will-automation-have-on-society-four-scenarios/ lol the title (edited)

kek don't worry

17:22

once we automate one thing we'll use the members to automate more things

17:22

and to find more things to automate

17:22

end goal: make the meme "everyone on 2b2t is a bot except you!" a reality

imagine having 30 bots say that

you've just given me an idea

17:25

make june 1st national bot day or some shit

17:26

flood server with bots

that has never been done, right?

not as a celebration I don't think

>toro made a site that can die if it's refreshed too much

20:51

oh boi

on purpose?

https://i.imgur.com/BZqASga.png

21:35

guys look whos on

wew

https://i.imgur.com/18NToQk.png

21:41

can some weeb please translate this

@sasha

21:42

shit

https://i.imgur.com/wyTR5sA.png nvm

21:42

I gave him a link to the spawnmasons

welcome back @braindead! (edited)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMdz-nxJgEM

CatWhisperer420

XBOX ONE UNBOXING! Catwhisperer and Swastikaman collaboration

21:44

i love catwhisperer

@Brother Todarac いらない=I dont need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6MeaYUf0MA&bpctr=1551824376

CatWhisperer420

Cat Whisperer hacks 2b2t.org

21:55

so sad that this vid got its comments and everything disabled

21:56

i wonder why

21:56

can't be cause there's a giant swastika in the background

Deleted User joined the server. 05/03/2019 22:10

guys I invited john

epic

if anyone disagrees just call me a fucking retard in PMs

you're fucking retard in PMs

22:39

Hi John

disgusting

Wtf unban John

john was cyber bullied by henry

22:52

henry shut it down

i refuse

the john guy is a retard

23:21

lol

Oh hey John. How goes things?

too late kek

f

lel. Some kind of dispute?

todarac >invites john to be an initiate >refuses to vote yes on babbaj for worshipful are you even one of us?

no response, typical

are you with us or against us, todarac??

todarac is an anti worshipful

01:22

a worshipfool

unironically this

Is this like the start of the reformation?

unironically this

The Pope is the antichrist, get him!

02:04

We'll have to start wearing different colored tulips like in the War of the Roses.

02:07

🏵

02:11

I like where this is going.

Yeah, sucks the basic emotes don't have much flower power

Blossom would likely be me. My personal banner has been white oxeye on black background since before 2b

when they literally start it on their own https://i.gyazo.com/580f293f105266285c00167a24f9bc2a.png

02:26

only breithans involved lol

We've given them smib syndrome

https://i.imgur.com/34WkfJx.png

02:33

I just now saw this

02:34

Babbaj stepped down from worshipful after he realized he did literally nothing

02:34

and now you guys are trying to meme nominate him

02:34

furthermore I didnt vouch for john to be initiate, I just invited him as a guest

02:35

https://i.imgur.com/do0BJAO.png

02:35

and this is just RUDE

you weren't worshipful when babbaj was, you don't know how much he actually carried the worshipful team

babbaj stepped down since the group was dead (edited)

02:59

lol

03:00

henry was not doing anything either really

Babbaj saved my marriage

torogadude for worshipful (edited)

@Brother Todarac you worshipFOOL

03:37

I was babbaj all along

Babba and Sun simultaneously stepped down when certain people made a base outside of this discord due to a few factors including not trusting the worshipfuls

04:28

I heard about it and was raging hardcore

In voice chat to them

04:28

So they stepped down

04:28

That was “base-base” for those unaware >:(

babbaj for worshipful

this

04:44

so far the vote is looking great

04:45

1 invalid emote

04:45

1 misclick (edited)

3

04:45

1 vote from an irrelevant weeb

04:45

and 8 yes votes

Who couldn't trust BabbaWukon?

BabbaWukon? I thought SunJ

(edited)

08:23

sounds like sunday

(edited)

no

I love babbaj but he never did shit

12:20

Truth hurts

yes he did

12:26

he kicked people

12:26

and he had a really good sense of doing it

False

12:55

what would you know? babbaj was running the show, and i invite anyone who knows to say otherwise

13:50

the only people who could really tell you if he was pulling the strings are henry, herm and sun

13:51

he’s the embodiment of what it is to be a spawnmason

babbaj went in and told people without much preamble to go fuck themselves

14:02

I'd always try and drag my feet about it

14:03

he just went in and dicked the motherfuckers

wasn’t babbage worshipful before

yes...

He never talks or does anything

15:39

I don’t trust like that

nick are you still at base base (edited)

Babbaj doesn't talk cuz he's a shy schoolgirl

I love Babbaj initiations though.

16:40

@snugglebugaj

16:40

10/10 every time

16:41

Can we get him to lead the next one?

Yes negative

have Babbaj lead all the initiations into the 4th degree

okay, this is epic

16:50

scottish rite when

16:50

wait, herm, this would be good for that award system we were talking about

16:50

a mason does something cool, they get an ornamental degree that's tracked on the website or something

16:51

we keep 1st 2nd and 3rd as the only degrees that mean something

and on masonclient

THIS

And then we can bring back club33 chat

there was nothing happening in there because the base was gone

17:19

if you have plans go ahead

he means like, old club 33

wasnt it very clear why we found it a bad idea in the end

17:25

its just a way of excluding people

@Брат Bird

onto the table

Is that literally you fit @FitMC

HMM why are all of the votes for no for babbaj all from weebs (edited)

23:18

HMM

23:19

except for (((entropy)))

Henlo everyone.

Also, I don't know much about BabbaJ except he did some legendary griefing which sounded fun.

heyo

Hi Entropy the Greater!

babbaj almost never talks

00:24

im pretty small

Ah, so strong, silent type. Gotcha. Also, interesting.

Strong silent type

2

been gone for a few days

05:57

tldr?

05:58

or is the 150+ messages I got just spawnmason banter

Babbaj was one of the most important people in 2b2t history. This is the greatest redpill of all. Without Babbaj, 2b2t would be drastically different today. He was the catalyst that brought about the age of hype. Babbaj was the one that showed Jared and I the original Rusher sanctuary on the 2016 temporary map. Us griefing that is what got Rusher's attention, so without Babbaj, there's a good chance the "war" may have never happened. Which means 90% of you Masons wouldn't even be here right now.

1

11:11

Babbaj does much behind the scenes, you just aren't aware of it

thanks for the essay

11:15

babbaj is the real ringleader, not ain

based fit has blessed us with another major redpill

Although he could have condensed it a bit

babbaj for worshipful

12:09

cucks are the people voting against him

@Brother Casparov if 5 sentences is too much reading comprehension for you, perhaps you belong on 2b2t after all : ^ )

3

Babbaj is a scapegoat for all our issues I won’t allow it

babbaj is the true god of 2b2t -rarely talks -controls and manipulates everything behind the scenes -only dies when he wills it -invented crystal pvp -has always been a leader of the most powerful group on the server at any given time -only appeared to grace us with his existence after the world ended prove me wrong

You’ve been proven wrong

yeah babbaj's never been a leader in emperium

1

oh no

https://i.imgur.com/kSbIQDD.png

Emperium: Peacekeepers if the leader wasn't Autistic

fake news

peacekeepers are ded

this

im sure there were some nice ppl in there but i still keep my hate boner for it just because of pandasauce

there weren't

15:18

I remember I joined a PK vc once

15:18

it sounded like recess in elementary school

15:19

also PK still exists, I think they moved to other servers but they come back for temp maps

vile

I’ve been saying the Babbaj thing since the beginning

16:55

I was dumbfounded when LITERALLY Babbaj showed up to donfuer

16:55

And just started griefing the place while 7 of us chased him (edited)

563 characters is much beyond the reading comprehension of a twitter brained reader

who the fuck legitimately uses twitter

17:16

other than journalists and politicians

professors

17:27

here at least

big titty goth gfs (edited)

Europeans be like add me on whatsapp

Babbaj is the father of my wife's son

2

What is SCP? Southern Canal Protectors?

if it's actually the first thing google spits out it means "Session control protocol"

23:07

please dont aske me what that means, because the explanation google gave me has molten my brain

Nup, doubt it. I came across a spawn kit and banner belonging to them some days ago. If I remember, the banner looked like a gray emperium banner.

ah okay

23:08

let me look through the banner archive if i see a "gray emperim banner" (edited)

south canal corp scc

23:09

scp no idea is that a thing

That must be it. Okie dokie, was curious.

23:09

Figured it was something like that.

23:11

If I remember, they put a bunch of enchanted diamond on some pigmen which almost scared the shit out of me. That was a good laugh when I figured it out a second later.

reference emperium: https://www.needcoolshoes.com/banner?=aaboagatai SIG: http://www.needcoolshoes.com/banner?=aapoaoatatat Nighted: https://www.needcoolshoes.com/banner?=aapoatazaoit i mean... those kinda look like a gray emperium banner...

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Not quite any of those. Will post a pic when next online

okay. I can try to ask Crystallising if he knows them, because he seems to know a lot of banners.

No biggie. Just shows I need to up my lore skill a bit more

23:15

I appreciate it

haha... you're actually in the signed book discord... there's a banner section... maybe you'll find it there^^ (edited)

Good point, forgot about that

you dont need to have specific knowledge... you only need to know where to look, nowadays

True facts.

@Brother Dielo the death of Fortuna 69

00:25

i dont think i understand in which way this is significant

thats why i tagged dielo

00:41

cause he knows

00:43

this is a hub world for an openworld map in warframe. since it came out all the hub worlds have been filled up all the way past hub 69. when every player in a hub world leaves the hub ceases to exist.

00:43

this one was being kept alive for 4 months or so

00:44

now bc of the update people will have to log out thus it will probably die

Oof. Login server issues fucked me out of queue

cant you re-populate them till that number after the update

it will be nearly impossible since it was all hype when the update dropped and it was the only thing ppl cared about for the moment. after shits dispersed its impossible to get it up to that number again unless some other major update drops for fortuna

I wonder if anyone still has my banner

yep, you do, nice

00:51

does anyone have a book by me :p

00:51

Apart from @Brother Caviyaz of course

Got it

I know you do

00:52

I gave you it

You did

(:

10 Things Every 2b2t Player MUST Do!

00:55

visiting space valk better not be one of the things on this list, fit

its not

don't spoil it

it is

i love fitmc videos, let me watch in peace

00:56

i love fitmc..........

brother fit changed my life

Number 15, place banners by @Brother Donald🦔

there's only 10

00:57

fuck off

i wanted to make a meme

apologise

thanks to fits inspiring videos i spent my years getting influenced by internet incels and now i have no life

is ain mad someone took his cigar

@Ain no, what did i do

it's my insignia

1

00:58

others using it to imitate me are posers

00:58

except babbaj

00:58

he knows how to use it in the right context

00:58

IM SMOKING WEED DUDE

00:59

420 am i right fellow

no.

01:01

ah fuck, fit is encouraging making signs

01:02

it'd be cool if it was in moderation, but have a trip down the highway nowadays and there's clusters of 30 signs left every 10k by the same people, written minutes apart

3

https://jamiepine.com/cachemonkey/

01:13

Thanks to this I can actually delete the loli off my computer.

Yikes I got roasted by fit

01:14

I should go end my existence now

the expires triggers human brains

any masons that like to cook

i do

01:53

so did fuffer

good trick

how do you load up a file for spammer on future

01:54

I want to spam /kill to world download spawn

i think u mean forgehax

hush babbage

we once had the idea to run SpawnMason on a script that would have it face down and automine until reaching bedrock then /kill

01:55

it would mine spawn 24/7

KEK (edited)

01:56

you should have gotten a bunch of bots to do that

there would be death holes everywhere

01:56

you should get your gay society bots to do it

I'm considering it

do it

Flattenspawn masons

01:56

i'll get my boys to do it if you tell me how the fuck spammer works on future

you have no idea how many oldfags and midfags have a wet dream of levelling spawn

01:57

here's a redpill for you: all incursions have really been a way of appropriating laborers to flatten spawn

01:58

this is actually not a meme

he's right you know

@SonEasterZombie f

02:22

@SonEasterZombie a

02:23

@SonEasterZombie q

I figured it out niggot

ox is such a cuck

02:23

he won't add masonmod

wtf is masonmod

i want you to make

02:25

future mason edition

1

like impact pepsi edition

02:25

show the mason logo on nameplates

you can run it off the bot database too

just steal impacts code dude

anyone have a world download mod that doesn't crash if you /kill while downloading a world

02:40

I need it for society bullshit

if u give me a crash log i can add a fix in forgehax :^)

@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male) whatcha cooking DUDE

does forgehax have a built in world download?

02:58

i'm using the standalone mod on the future forums

Needed a name for the smibmasons chef in kenshi but I got tired of waiting so I just named him caviyaz since cooking starts with c

1

@SonEasterZombie https://gitlab.com/nhack-industries/world-downloader

nhack-industries / world-downloader

GitLab.com

03:00

u can try using this

dude I literally cooked a meal tonight

03:02

kill caviyaz

1

>cooked this is murder

sorry babbaj, i'm too retarded to download that

03:15

don't even know how the fuck to set gradle up

>nhack

03:21

git clone https://gitlab.com/nhack-industries/world-downloader
gradlew setupDecompWorkspace
gradlew build

wow that was hard

>gradlew setupdecompworkspace

03:32

what does that even MEAN

it means ur running the gradlew script with the argument "setupDecompWorkspace"

where do I do that

03:35

don't work in cmd

03:35

don't have any program called "gradlew" installed (edited)

03:35

I even looked the shit up and tried to install it, dunno how the FUCK to do that either

i think powershell works

03:41

cmd is pozzed

not recognized

actually cmd seems to work in windows 10

didn't work for me

screenshot

retard

u need to be in the right folder to run it

ya know, that makes sense

03:45

build failed

03:46

get fucked

03:46

wait I think I got it

03:51

nope

brainlet

^

03:53

if at the end of this i'm just gonna get a .jar, why in the fuck didn't you just have a .jar on the github

thats a good question

03:55

you could just download the jar from the releases but then you get backdoored by popbob

03:55

https://gitlab.com/nhack-industries/world-downloader/releases

Releases · nhack-industries / world-downloader

GitLab.com

i'm gonna kill myself

rofl

03:56

no jdk

?

03:56

do I not have the right fucking java

you dont have jdk

wow

03:57

imagine not having jdk

04:02

i'm a GENUIS

im online

04:03

plz come to my spawnbase

which one

04:03

never heard of it

@Brother Fruit

oh its actually pretty well known sez

probably not world famous tho

some might even call it world famous

04:04

https://www.2b2t.online/coords/5acfd4015a207e001404fd37

HermeticLock Spawnbase

HermeticLock and his friends build here no matter how bad the griefing gets. Stop by occasionally to see what they're up to.

by the same token, me saying "cum" is world-famous (edited)

I gotta fix my website there

04:04

might do that tonight

04:04

thats true

neither is renowned, though, and i think that's the meaning of "world-famous"

04:05

happy international semantics day, herm!

more like schematics

04:05

amirite

that one was unexpected

04:07

even he should see the humour in that one

is there a tooclose II?

yes

it's slow going tho

04:11

if you're actually gonna build this time I can invite you

-3100 -2750 might be cooler yeah?

04:11

I can build something

nah too far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNBie-hxRc&feature=youtu.be&t=2656

hiparkway

Dopamine vs. Punishers

building a sign doesn't count

watch this shit

I understand.

04:12

i will build something legitamately

aight

legitimately*

04:14

i'll be doing this all day, herm

legitamatatlay

04:47

@Brother Fruit thoughts?

04:49

boomer meme

Why is autismbot triggered by that (edited)

this really exists, not a shop

04:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mg3FaBuShw

BarrenDome

YouTube 2018 Rewind - Minecraft Special

@Ain did he delete his acct?

who?

Autismbot

he left 2b2t

04:53

he's still around though

https://www.2b2t.online/tweets/5c820befd9baab001408a4c9

HermeticLock's post on 2b2t.online

Feel free to post images now that markdown is supported. !smib

06:31

Can now post images

06:31

also general improvements. That website needed 20 minutes of love

@Brother Anar ah man, I missed the chance to save fortuna 69? Fuck, the update came like an hour after I went to sleep

07:25

But shit, am I looking forward to getting home from work today!

Ye some new event got dropped

10:28

Shits pretty dope

10:29

69 might be still intact

10:29

Not sure

10:29

People with fast internet might have saved it

not just the event though, LOTs of quality of life fixes and changes, hype hype hype

10:30

finally able to extract solo from endless group missions

10:30

top^

brother terbin joined the server. 08/03/2019 11:03

wb

Brother Scribble joined the server. 08/03/2019 11:13

11:47

whered you fuckin go @Brother Scribble

who's that^^^

henry

yeah but did you program your own markdown in vanilla javascript

brother noname joined the server. 08/03/2019 13:05

Back by popular demand

ain man bad!!

13:07

ain man bad!!!!!

sup ain

hey

remember our ban chest at new world

ufo im in class i cant really voice

good times

13:11

no worries

13:11

also can i get "brother ufo"

13:11

i hate capital letters ;0 (edited)

that kicked me at least 5 times

dude it’s

ased ufo

what did housemaster mean by this

14:31

i dont see no temp map

14:31

>transferring a running world

14:31

maybe he's too lazy to change to temp map so everything people are doing now since that message was added won't be saved

ye why not

14:39

most parts will be unloaded

14:40

and you just do the initial transfer, then a delta transfer in the future

14:40

incremental backup

14:40

just what I think (edited)

14:40

Since no unsaved chunks are on the hd

14:40

only in memory

but i want temp map

^

ye

14:40

me too

I wanna know if it's okay to blow up my base

14:41

cuz if it's already backed up, it would just rollback

14:41

I can't imagine that's what hause is doing, I don't see why he would

14:41

he needs a time to test out 1.13 plugins, no?

there will be no rollback

14:42

so

14:43

you do an initial backup of the world

14:43

then when you are ready for temp map

14:43

you back up the changes since the big backup

what do u mean

ah I see

14:43

like an emergency backup

makes no sence

14:44

he runs the temp map

14:44

on the same machine

14:44

lol

14:44

it is no diff then running the map or not

1. right now while server is running you copy the region files onto new hardware (all 7tb). You then have a current state of the map. 2. when ready for temp map, you just copy the changes since this initial backup, these changes are much smaller. You do this when the server is down to make sure you get everything. 3. temp map (edited)

other then shit gets rolled back

14:44

and shit might be corrupted

14:45

anyways that is a lot of work lol

ye

14:45

it must be

just scanning for the files that changed will take a while

no

14:45

that is very quick

14:46

rsync has tools for that

14:46

duplicity is a nice tool for that

14:46

and region files

14:46

are not in the billions

14:46

but ye I guess it is relative

14:46

what long means

14:46

plugin testing is a bitch too I guess

public testing is the way

14:47

anyways he never did it like this before he just would start the temp map for public testing (edited)

so then why remove the mention of a tempmap

he don't even know if the new server is not broken like last time

that just seems like a tard move

oh ok

1.12.2 server upgrade

14:47

he got a broken server

i don't think that's what he meant, terbin

so we had a temp map for like 1 month and a half

yee lol

sounds infeasible

yeah

that was fun

14:48

constant crash

it was really laggy

14:48

rofl

14:48

in b4 he forgot to start the temp map server and started moving the map with the server up (edited)

how long has herm been smib mining lol

a while

14:49

since i got up

https://twitter.com/Ninja/status/1095162258328449025

Ninja 🇦🇹 (@Ninja)

What a time to be a gamer

Retweets

8539

Likes

70598

year of the gamer

1

14:52

gaymers risee up

@broder lampa

14:57

https://youtu.be/J5hwh2Q_I-c?t=32

MHT

Kid Smokes Tide Pod From Bong

wtf dont hack me

rip docsmurf

2

pin this

i miss docsmurf

15:56

@Ain did this!!!!!!!!!!!!

not really

ain man bad......,,!

Ain’t that bad

16:00

I’m sure that is not set in stone

16:00

With doc

16:09

Ain returning to the spawnmasons (edited)

Dear God, give us 2pac back and we will give u Ain

1

this

Oh, hi Brother UFO! Welcome back

wadddupppp

UFO ❤

16:33

fellow brother in respect

The bands getting back together

yaaay! like half the people i knew before joining are coming back!

squad

@Brother Dielo omg it fucking survived the update!

17:02

the meme goes on

the developers probably thought it was worth it

no this is people with fast internet. some ppl kept it alive while others updated. then once atleast one player with an updated game enters its saved

17:03

but i can see the devs doing something like that

anyways it's nice to see, that your meme thing didnt die (edited)

thanks man

Solid community dedication right there

17:33

Im still running errands, cant wait to check out all the new stuff

the new melee is smooth as fuck

17:41

there is no channeling but who cares (edited)

Never used it

17:43

Same goes for 99% of players Im sure

17:45

What pisses me off is that the new frame is locked behind vox solaris max rank and Im on the previous one

i dont even have one rank there

17:46

lmao

17:46

rip

17:46

i still need to max ostron standing

Thats easy compared to farming fucking toroids that only make sense if you have both resource boosters AND necros AND a smeeta kavat lel

I feel personally attacked

I love to imagine this guy thinks that everyone on 2b2t who griefs bases is from the deep south

pffff that would be too convinient.

18:25

nah, but you gotta be stupid to actually say something like that... i mean most people have griefed at least something....

I also like "for no reason"

18:26

Like, if the reason is "because I think its fun" is that okay then?

i mean... yeah... that's what he's saying

Is because I had never heard of the base owner a "reason"?

or... "because i can"

18:28

i mean... if you can put a because blabla it'S a reason... doesnt mean it's a good reason

also "because fit told me to" is also a reason

worst reason ever

sure

18:31

but it still satisfies that dudes criteria

yeah. exactly.

that's funny as fuck

oh my god. i know all of these... especially the thing next to sims. total gem.

why does sims need administrator (edited)

one of these things is not like the other

19:10

one of these things just doesnt belong

we all know sims aint for kids

oh wait... if i see this correctly: sims is the only one of these where you can't shoot

@FitMC one of those ten things is build wrath?

^ mad he got used as a slave cyanlime

shut...

shut fuck

To be fair Pyrobyte did most of the building, since you know, he had infs

19:36

Whenever the named ghasts would get out of their cages and we would get bombarded by blasts, always a fun time

19:37

To my understanding, wrath is the only base in 2b2t history to use ghast patrols

19:37

3rd incursion was wild

didn't space valk also have ghasts patrols

I would have to check with jack

I know there was a ghast spawner room

They had eggs but I don’t remember if they had ghasts there

19:39

I remember finding space valk on accident while it was still active

19:39

It blew my mind

19:39

It was 2015 right after the 3rd incursion ended

is there a space valk world download anywhere? it's a pretty good thing to look at for ideas of building vertically

I believe so

i mean... it's not that far from end spawn so not totally surprizing to find it on accident... still kind of s stretch to go there with no end islands in existence......

I was the pioneer of using airships in the end. That’s the only way I was able to find it

19:42

This was back before there were end highways

i mean... i do see the ovious benefit of using flying machines... though i would rather take a year getting somewhere than falling into the void once.....

flying machines are not viable at the moment sadly

19:43

too unstable

friend of mine learned that the hard way, lmao

1.8 was the best version for airships. They were so stable

19:44

On 2b2t, my original design was lag-proof

19:44

But now it doesn’t even function lol

yeah

was it dc proof too?

Yep

19:44

Unless someone else loaded the chunk

oh okay, well good design than, for the time

Since it was Minecart based

do chunks actually unload that fast

I made a motherfleet back in early 2017 and traveled a little bit in the end, but it was pretty sketchy

19:45

During the prime of the UGE I found a design that worked really well, but then AAC came along and fucked it all up

i mean yeah... i dont know if you can have a flying machine that isnt minecart based...

boat-based might work

When I was making those airship trips out to DFC in 2b2t’s end, there were usually only 5-10 players online at a time

oh well... no lag than, or was it the time when the server was kinda unstable?

19:47

as far as i know it kinda was laggy sometimes with no one online

There was lag but it wasn’t the rubberbanding type

19:47

So airships were fine even in low tps

manual flying machines still work

i mean rubberbanding is kind of an airship killer... makes them really unsafe

and they are actually viable now with unbreakable flint and steels

dont they take ages to get anywhere?

they aren't that slow compared to the traditional 2bps ones

hm

I think they might actually be 2bps if spammed at max speed

My original design that I used on 2b went 8000 blocks an hour if I remember correctly

more than 2bps

So to get to DFC took about 2 hours from the main end island

2.2 bps

seems kinda decent tbh

I kind of wish that the outer islands didn't exist

i'd still rather bridge/mine

or at least that there was a "great void" biome in the end that was a large empty expanse

oh that would be cool, but to build there you kinda need the flying machine to start of off

yeah

19:51

again, manual flying machines work

19:51

actually I might do some tests with those later today

19:51

see if I can get them to go faster

19:51

like a 3-round burst flying machine or something

DFC was 15,000 blocks away from end spawn, making it the farthest base out in the end at the time, but once 1.9 hit, people generated new chunks nearby

let me know how it works out plz ^^

what was DFC again?

Detroit Flight City

was it ever griefed or did you destroy it first

My end project that was intended to be used by what was left of the Valkyria/legion

The hindenburger

I posted coords once we heard 1.9 was going to be released, since it was going to be found anyway

19:53

People went there and took the beacons

My airship is the S.S Rodgers

That’s all I know

Discount doublecheck

>Took the beacons ah the times, when beacons where rare

"Thanks Spigot!"

The Rusher war was won with only 10 stacks of gapples. Times have changed

I think I ate 10 stacks of gapples last week

yeah... now with all the dupes basically happening at once.... i eat gapples for food

19:55

Remind you of anything fitward

btw anyone of you broke an unbreakable pick yet on a legit project?

I havent eaten anything besides gapples since the crafting dupe

( meaning not for the sake of breaking it)

Kek, Nick, that it does

You’re a patriots fan but are you at least loyal to the state

Indeed

Thank god

I'll suck some dick for vet queue and some infinity blocks

FitMC will remember that

Trapping ain't easy out here

I would give my testicle for my vet queue back

one?

Um

you could sell 1 testicle for $35,000

oh my mike. seems like you got bizz goin on right there

I would donate my mother to the sex trafficking business for vet queue

They called me one ball bill in high school because I only needed one ball to do the work of two

Actually they call you creepy

you could buy 145 years of priority queue for the price of one testicle

That’s Mr. Creepy to you punk

worth

>Nick calling me punk

I’m telling your mom you said you’d sell her

Well

19:59

The problem is

20:00

I already sold her

for?

VET QUEUE

how can you sell her twice?!

This is going to be one strongly worded message to Lukes mother

It ain't easy out here in the streets

Why is nobody in this group adamant sports fans

Lol at people complaining about 500 ppl queue when it was at 2000 people in 2016

to be fair, this is the worst it's been in like 2.5 years

tru....

Props to you Fit for actually going through the queue

Someone talk sports with me you incels

I did it once

20:01

Worst mistake of my life

20:02

Waste of time

20:02

Bears on top btw

Nick, what are you talking about, we love sports ball

20:02

I like when the team scores the points

i am goin through q rn.... i wont buy prio when a tempmap'S basically dangling in my face

My roommate went to IU

Poor guy

There is a giant flag in our room

20:03

Disgusting

not really... i just dont feel like wasting money

I was at the game and this guy stood up when Iowa hit a three and this dude threw his whole brat at the back of his head

oh u werent talkin to me... okay

Nick, these people don’t know what a brat is

20:07

Please simplify your language

Gods gift to earth

Nothing like a trip to the bubbler after a tasty brat at Miller Park

He hurled a broiled piece of Jesus Christ’s shlong at a brain dead hawkeyes fan

Fucking Kek

uhh....

Imagine waiting 9 months to give birth to a Hawkeyes fan

like a.... wait... so you drink it or eat it?

Unironically this fit

When the villager got the good book

Nothing like a state street brat after a night at the kohl center to watch the badgers blow the national championship to duke

20:10

Kms

Being a brewers fan is like having a son that watches anime

20:11

You just get used to disappointment

@jumbo https://youtu.be/8UjWwMtrETk?t=3

Scorch Raserik

CAPTAIN! LOOK!

oh that video is brilliant!

Being a baseball fan in 2019

imagine caring about sportsball

Only being a brewers fan when they’re doing well because baseball is terrible

20:14

Go back to Europe loser this is America sports woohoo

20:15

At least we can all agree soccer is garbage

Soccer was a sport played by housewives while the men stayed in cooking

20:15

At least that’s what Hank Hill has taught me

wtf fit get herm to bring back vet queue

vet q for whoom?

veteran masons

like where would the line be drawn exactly

the veterans of the 2b2t server (pre june 2016)

ah. same line

you will get queue if you are a member of smib gang 2147 gang 1° gang 2° gang 3° gang 2147 smib on ma balls smib gang

>giving people who joined after june 2016 a privilege

20:22

smh

mason > veteran sorry

20:22

even though i am a veteran general i have to say it

the Spawn Veterans

wouldnt call it vet q.... would rather call it mason q than

(vet)

I miss when Curtis ran the queue

20:27

When hause bought them out he got rid of vet queue

20:27

Archon guys were based in the grand scheme of things

20:27

Who would have thought

based

20:27

and redpilled

20:28

where the fuck is the temp map tho tbh

this

yeah!

>join voice

20:29

>theyre playing apex gays

20:29

yikes

lol

Imagine buying in to meme games in 2019

its free goy

i mean wait... map is in transfer... .why is it not on the tempmap yet?

try it!

20:30

please play my game please its FREE

we've been on a tempmap since 2016

it finished off fortnite :p

20:30

well not finished it off

Fortnite still beats Apex in viewers on twitch

i have only played fortnite in sept 2017 and i was making a meme game enhancer :^) (edited)

for now

Apex needs to go to mobile if it wants to compete with Fartnite

>source engine

20:31

>mobile

fartshite is actually needed to keep the kiddos at bay

nice try

away from our christian minecraft server

can we make a fortnite anarchy server

oml

no fuck you @SonEasterZombie

no fuck you @een snail from palestine

ur going on trial kid

TheCampingRusher is following hytale on Twitter. All the ex Minecraft boobtubers have their eyes on hytale

of course they do

20:34

they need somewhere to go

they want that hytale hype catheartsunglasses

20:34

hype... bandwagon....hmmm smibbing intensifies

can we smibbify the hytale bandwagon

^

Hytale looks unironically good. Just hope it’s actually good and we aren’t getting sold snake oil by $Hypixel$

i gotta agree

the video has 50 mill views

20:35

lol

I’m still banned on hypixel lol

inb4 hypixel bans carry over into hytale

My ban expires in 98 years

HAHAHA

is hypixel powered by minecraftjude????

20:36

i love minecraft forge

you know why their noses are big?

20:36

cause oxygen is free

If the United States government knew how much tax evasion has happened with Minecraft servers they would shit themselves

wtf tax evasion???

the entire US debt problem is because of greedy minecraft server owners

wtf calling irs on 2b2t

20:37

to investigate people who sell items

15 year olds opening Minecraft servers for 3 months and pulling in thousands in donations into PayPal accounts, then closing the server

@brother noname u better start paying those taxes

Then repeat every 3 months

lol

I know a few server owners that have done that

@Brother Dielo

keeeek

get a room

21:25

eos prime

limbo FTW

what is that gay windhound

thats my kitty!

21:30

she loves me and searches more rare loot for me kek

want to create my own eidolon " army"

I ahve a couple set up in a battle scene with frame statues in the living quarters..and a couple more dabbing in the cockpit

diep.io/#933377660082A4658D

21:49

dab

norway and finland are both swedan @broder lampa smh

dont expose us

the space stands for a time out and would thus count as A

there might not be a temp map "not decided yet"

:[

Well if they are transferring the data right now, and to an incremental transfer after, a temp map might not be necessary from his standpoint

22:30

If plugins are tested that is

put the smibcoin in the bag hahahahahahahahha

:)

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

spacejam was 2017-05-

its midnight lol

Jesus Christ warframe art style is so bad

no u

destiny player talking lol

still im sure the average player satisfaction is way higher with warframe

smib

23:56

coin

tag someone who is like this

Zero eight six

23:59

Weeb

tag if u brave

@Brother 086

00:00

@snugglebugaj

00:00

@Brother Todarac

00:00

i didn't know we had so many weebs in here?

all my best weebs

what about torogadude?

oh fuck

00:01

@Brother Toro

i can imagine him watching anime

@brother noname

00:01

@SonEasterZombie

@een snail from palestine

like after it was critically reviewed highly

hey ufo

Way too many weeBS (edited)

hey

that would be a torogadude thing to do

buy ufo goods today????

@Brother Toro hey want to play minesweeper??

anime

Is hung Donald a weeb?

lets all watch anime together

00:04

factions who watch anime together, stay together

annual spawnmasons anime meetup

@Brother Todarac i have a teambuilding exercise in #spawnmason

00:06

unfortunately it was derailed

00:06

can you help fix it please?

Wtf #smibling-chat

okay I did it

Also why is tanaxis 3rd deg but not sm?

delete all the noise

00:09

it's teambuilding cus it's a streak

should I really

it's all nonsense anyway

00:09

1 message per person

00:09

it will be epic

00:10

todarac, the responsibility is on your shoulders

lmao

1 oh lawd he comin per person

this is so forced

00:11

but okay

no one was talking in that channel anyway

00:15

@FitMC https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493178687357714432/499348060602761216/image0.jpg lmao

(edited)

1

F

Its been a hard days night, And ive been smibbing like a dog

Smib

03:00

I've been patiently waiting to get on just to secure a base, lol

why was i summoned

found a sign alleging a 2013 base

#relatable

06:09

herm all day

06:09

he's mining hard

Richest man here. He'll be able to rub 2 whole haypennys together soon

you scared him off!

I have that affect on people ;_;

henry fell asleep on mic in another discord

06:25

can we get a 'rest well young henry' to wish him sweet dreams

rest well young Henry

rest well young henry

13:56

wtf is this shit

it is crazy

14:00

no prio no play basically

meeting in 8 hours better get in queue

to me the estimated time just looks inacurate

14:45

i gained 22 q places and it didnt take me 40 minutes...

392 in queue. Doable in 7 hours or less.

i'm 333 atm... started out at 370 about 20 minutes ago

theres a good chance it crashes or takes a shit in a 7 hour period lol

Probably. Still, proactive wins the race.

statistical advantage

i'm projecting i'll join in about 4 hours 20 minutes

14:57

so 8.20 pm for me

deep learning on queue, calendar, google trends, reddit data ?

Same. I noticed it took about 5 hours to enter during peak use time yesterday. I anticipate an easier arrival during less peak of time today.

counting q places lost per minute, projecing on the whole q and multiplying by 1.6 because people tend to ragequit less in later stages

14:59

that's how i got my number

Speaking of rage quit, gotta start naming my crystals for the inevitable next incursion. Sieg Zeon or Colony Drop?

Sieg

Kay, slightly offensive Gundam reference it is.

(1.6 because golden ratio btw)

15:01

i'd call mine "bing bang boom"

15:02

just because it's silly

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i got a back to q end ticket. fuck. (edited)

fack

i guess theres no block game for me today

16:59

fuck

16:59

fuck youtube tbh

the queue is actually worse than 2016 rn cause the server is more stable now and takes longer to join because of it

well not rly

17:00

in 2016 it took like 12 hours atleast

17:00

at some points ofc

17:00

i could literally queue over night

17:00

wake up and still be in queue

it says its 10h to join rn, i think its kinda equal maybe im wrong and it may not be very accurate

well not rly 10hours

17:02

its faster but back then those were legit 10 hours

It won't take 10 hours. Current rate seem 3 to 5

yeah. the estimate is simply wrong (edited)

17:33

oh snap! i turned green!

17:33

C:

well this makes sense https://i.gyazo.com/c2890d9fe7d6ba63d72536156614e1b7.png

lmfao

sunken lmao

Now that I know what entropy looks like I think I can quit 2b

no birddo

fyi i might make it, actually

queue took me 6 hours

oof

got queue fucked back to 284

ouch

It's fine, it's moving okay. Will let you all know when the queue gods decide to be merciful and let me in

18:13

On a day seven days from now when the queue stars align and an eldritch queue lord emerges from its deep, cryptic chasm to burn away the dross of the world.

and he will say the magic words! "2b2t is full Positiopn in queue: 917398"

Hausemaster appoints Lowdown King of Queueworld

18:16

Oh shit, the star symbol is italics!

also discovered that on accident

18:17

https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en-us/articles/210298617-markdown-text-101-chat-formatting-bold-italic-underline-?flash_digest=566b1268d302634bebefde72482a003a832f98a8&page=6

Markdown Text 101 (Chat Formatting: Bold, Italic, Underline)

Want to inject some flavor into your everyday text chat? You're in luck! Discord uses Markdown, a simple plain text formatting system that'll help you make your sentences stand out. Here's how to d...

It's pretty nice. Reminds me of the bbcode days of the internet

18:18

Oh right, I read that to learn greentext

18:18

>Imagine putting that much effort into impressing people on the internet

3

1

18:40

I’m listening

I thought they would be much more

19:15

I really doubt a tiger would go for only 7k

Apparently they’re pretty cheap because of the space needed to raise a tiger

19:22

After I graduate I’m getting land in the country and raising a tiger

19:23

It’s legal in my state, I could get a kangaroo too

dude its gonna freeze in ur state

hey gyys

19:39

noooo

19:39

lol

19:40

but i use my phone

19:40

@Brother Oppenheimer lies and slander

19:40

whos playing this emo music

@TheFunnCubes incursion 3 we placed a ghast spawner at 0,0

20:13

no, they didn't aimlessly shoot

20:13

they just kinda chilled out

20:15

@Brother Oppenheimer no, it was a pretty connected oldfag with the egg, they didn't have many left

20:15

and theyve quit by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxuRiIbyzEY @Brother Oppenheimer

HoldMinBajer

What was our line again?

>greentext

>yeah that's a lot of work for greentext

you know whats a lot of work? formatting, in anyway, shape, or form

20:45

but formatting is fun

1

constantiam was just full, too many people connect later. 2b prio queue is a queue of 23 atm (edited)

is something happening?

well in the last weeks, queue got longer and longer

20:50

more and more people on constantiam too

20:51

minecraft is gaining popularity in europe, losing in the US

20:51

read that somewhere, lemme find it

20:51

but no idea if that is the reason

2b prio queue is a queue of 23 atm

its salc1's fault

what

20:51

waht

20:51

waht

20:51

``?

20:51

thsi true?

hmm not sure

20:52

but his channel has exploded lately

20:52

so it could be

wtfffff

20:53

its real!!

20:53

yes

20:53

I know

this is retarded!!

and constantiam is going in the direction of a queue too

20:53

regularily 100 players online there

20:53

so even if you pay prio, you got quite a wait sometimes

cant be that long

15 minutes sometimes

20:55

sure thats not 3 hours

20:55

but still

20:55

no quick relog anymore

https://youtu.be/nSH_OSDpmpY?t=269

xisumavoid

Minecraft 1.10: Testing New Blocks [Minecraft Myth Busting 98]

Look at the bottom left

ain did NOTHING wrong

its an old map

yeah i remember that map outpost

it was a good one

literally recognise that wall

21:07

reddit meme xd xd xd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwKuFREOgmo

Harvard Magazine

Slime mold form a map of the Tokyo-area railway system

We wouldn’t have this man without immigration

21:10

Half of you would starve!

Heil

@Brother Fruit you remember?

1

21:15

21:21

Yeet

mcplayer_22 joined the server. 09/03/2019 21:58

join voice

@mcplayer_22

21:58

join voice

join cuck shed

21:59

@mcplayer_22 join cuck shed

DidYouKnowBot has important pictures if he can post them.

do it

This chat doesnt allow

smib on my balls

oh

22:26

well

scuffed initiation

@mcplayer_22 now

?

22:38

this guy is killing me rest my soul dr_frankfurt

22:38

I was trying to watch the initation and now I cannot

22:39

And I only have 1 stack of gaps left

rip

wow does he stop?

22:41

he is also damaging the cuck shed

is herm high

Is this guy high thats killing me in the meeting?

yes

lmao

P00PYPuppy (edited)

vote yes

nice name

vote yes

i vouch

brother poopy welcome

c

wtf brother poopy noooo

?

they want to kick you because they cant be as cool as you

I understand

it's hard to be as cool as brother poopy

crush a can for poopypuppy

22:54

im literally crying and shaking

f

https://www.2b2t.online/profiles/484Herobrine lmao

484Herobrine on 2b2t.online

simply someone who wishes to share some stuff from back in the day

hail brother pube

Chef curry with a pot boy

@HermeticLock where u go

@een snail from palestine ur in the channel

True intellectuals over here in MN

F

04:08

@HermeticLock thoughts

a+

gorilla

Signing off for the night, sleep well.

thank you

Dinger joined the server. 10/03/2019 07:34

Welcome tomah.

07:35

I will send you a pm about the process and everything

wasnt he already in here once

Thanks checking out the application now.

tfw when you wake up on the bathroom floor

the bathroom floor is heated tho, so it wasnt that bad

Hey, probably a weird topic but does anyone care about the michael jackson allegations?

sure

what's your opinion of it?

Wait are they new?

yeah

09:26

leaving neverland the documentary

09:27

brought to light even more accusations

On netflix?

nah

09:30

idk where it is in america

casparov woke

am I

09:32

do you care about it @Ain ?

like who gives a shit he is dead

i give a shit

09:38

normally you should give a shit a day

I think he was troubled, but not a child molester and that the powers that are framed him

This is not to say there’s no crossover in opinion between Christians and non-Christians. An old saying goes that if you have two Jews, you have three opinions (and the same probably applies to Hindus, Muslims, Buddhists and Christians too).

10:21

_ what the fuck lol https://geneticliteracyproject.org/2018/11/09/cloning-stem-cells-gmos-religious-beliefs-shape-thinking/ (edited)

top kek

is this the wet dream of half the newfags

Dielo that's exactly what I think

i spent the last 4 hours queuing on two accounts

10:51

10:52

10:53

10:54

>tfw you can't get one of your loyal members to buy you queue

10:55

12

10:55

around 6 I'd say

10:58

you win some you lose some

10:59

just pretend to be friends with gambino, he'll buy you everything you ask

11:01

people don't get rich spending money foolishly

11:02

20 bucks is 20 bucks

11:02

and it's not like I make them do it

11:04

my nose is big and I hoard my shekels

me too

lel, for what?

11:04

you dont drink or do drugs

11:04

you're home schooled so no lucnh money

11:04

and you dont play games other than minecraft lel

I don't know dielo, I just do

where does that money go HUH?!

IT GOES TO THE BANK WHERE IS MAKES MORE MONEY

11:05

invest early kids

THATS JEWISH TRICKERY OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER!!!

:^)

11:06

you'll have to kill me first

11:08

it is

11:08

: ^)

11:10

i dont even buy myself prio

I'm building to nerd, at the most epic base on 2b

11:13

you have a literal turd at your base

ain its not like our main bases lasted more than a year

11:13

sm big bases

11:13

idk what you have more privately

sm emp mega base when?

11:15

:^(

wont know till we try (edited)

entropy it's time for you to purge the dissenters

i'm amazed you guys still have the motivation to play with these conditions

Goodwill is getting old

the lag is fixed, 086

11:26

95%

goodwill base*

not only lag, queue etc

lags not really bad

11:28

queue is

kinda sad the 25 top post on subreddit are all from 5months or younger

11:56

and shit obviously

11:56

besides maybe terminators mapart

Deleted User 7ec08e3a joined the server. 10/03/2019 12:55

Prismary joined the server. 10/03/2019 12:56

yayyy

Guess who's back

my nigga

third time's always a charm

literally this

heey pris. nice to see you in here^^

Smib

13:02

Look at my cute lil hat

is it chef season

smib

this guy fucks

yo prismary, wb

o/

13:14

application sent

Where do I submit an application?

when @Brother Entropy gives you initiate role

rekt

just chill out here and talk in voice

13:29

and you'll get initiate soon ™

dont want to get 4 initiates in a week lol

respectable

Sup cyframe

Morning fellow humans

Not much you jumpy?

sup jdingger

Welcome @Prismary

17:06

One of the first people to show me kindness on this godforsaken server

17:07

Gave me my first shulker shells

Hey mothra! glad to see you again!

didn't your base with the fork wielding bunny map get griefed?

Hello @Prismary good to see you here

prismary is so fuckin based (edited)

yes @_m_o_t_h_r_a_ it's been dead for over half a year

Hi Prismary

stop inviting weebs

5

Pepsi boi chan, dont be so rude to our nakama

20:08

Jesus, okay Ill never do that again

im sending your character to swim in acid

lmfao

bepis-boi chan owo uwu owo uwu

Prismary!

20:20

I respect you

i just lost all respect for you (prismary)

:(

20:24

i respect you too @brother terbin!

:)

20:31

Sister, is ist because of me?

20:32

I can give you some audiovisual stimulation later to compensate (no that is not dirty)

it wasnt because of you, it was because of "bepis-boi chan owo uwu owo uwu" but i will still take you up on that offer

damn my character will become even more burnt

guys wtf is this about future being in the mods folder being deprecated

21:13

that's some gay ass shit, i swap my clients around like a mad man

just run the installer again

Here you go @Sister Пепси Мальчик (male) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKJyy3_WIGU

Terbin

2B2T Spawn 2013

Looks like YoToGamer is at it now: https://discord.gg/MHW44Vg

Invite to join a server

Archive of the IX Incursion

general

this voice chat is horible

Didn't enter. Didn't the John person that got kicked out of here try to do this too?

This is so brown

nice video terbin

1

thank you :)

9?

21:35

9 already?

21:35

tf are they smoking lel

theyre worshipping sato

>Imagine worshipping someone in a children's block game

is there a definitive answer to where all these new people are coming from?

21:36

some new youtuber?

Youtube algorithm

odd

lots of como estas in there

i think most of the new players are from barrens and sals channels getting helped by the yt algorithim

barrendome is only 16k subs, not that large

look at the views on his flower trail vid

oh

Wow spawn looked so much more intact in 2013

Try to fix build. Stupidly forget where lava black is located. Light self on fire to own the libs

get posted on /r/minecraft or some shit?

sal has even more views on a few of his vids

sal really blew up, kind of outta nowhere

huh

i think one of his ruining servers economy vids got over a mil views and then people look at his channel and saw his 2b2t vids

hm, there's an idea. Lava hourglass

No, it’s not yo-yo

21:49

Yoto

21:49

It’s making fun of gambinos incursion or whatever

21:49

Sato has the top rank lol

21:50

John made an incursion discord, incursion 8 which was actually just a ploy to get people into a discord he was going to then turn into an advertisement for his hacked client

21:50

Gambino bought it from John for real money

Was that the $50 client people were making fun of other people for buying?

yes that also could of been Axiom lol

gambino is such a joke

21:54

he hasn't changed at all since i7

that whole discord is retarded

BibleBot is killing himself with my iron door, lol

BibleBot lives?

Ye

50 bucks for a client? Thats insane

22:13

the fact that ive seen people in this discord playing axiom makes me very upset

unless they got it for free

Oh thats sashas client?

yes

apparently (edited)

lol Thats hosted on my server

1

even if they got it for free

mfw

future is good enough for me

preordering a client is always a bad idea. 40 dollars for a client that isn't even out and could be complete shit is quite heavy

Yup love future, I dont really trust anyother client out there made by a 2b player

not even mentioning that sasha is quite infamous for making a client, getting money and then cancelling development a few months later

2

3

^

If I have pri queue and change my account name will I lose pri queue?

AND for some reason he always names his client after sao stuff

hes a disgusting weeb thats why

Im a weeb but thats just taking things too far

22:25

things like that even disgust me

22:25

but whatever

22:25

its not like im buying the client

22:27

this guy in on an other level

@Dinger no, have done that before without issue

thanks so it goes by the UUID

were just a bunch of atoms pretending to be alive

1

it works pretty well. many other atoms pretending to be alive actually believe that we are alive

22:55

guess atoms are very good at roleplaying

2

those atoms should make a dedicated roleplaying channel for their roleplaying

giganox is a danger to society

23:31

burglarly, assult, terorism, kidnapping

am i in your game

23:34

@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

youre hard at work smithing the armor that our warriors run over scrubs in

23:35

ive been slacking on recruiting more masons and just been focusing on building up the base and gear so not al ot of people are in right now

dam im on that grind

the raid gang just finished their first assult on a slaver camp and racked up some huge bounties and kidnapped some nobles

ufo is armor smith?

stfu

lmfao

Hi Dielo, Tomah and Prismary, nice to see you here. (edited)

I saw that edit, but thanks, its appreciated ❤

Realized there were one, two, then three new people. Losing my wits. (edited)

@Brother Anar have you seen this weeks wolf challenges yet?

00:17

the 5k ones suck ass but at least there's no hour long ones or similar bs

I am in VC

they are pretty easy as far as i see

ye just a lot of rng mining and almost daily play requirement bcs of the sorties (edited)

sorties are pretty easy tho

i wont really be around for like 2 weeks :/ sorry

1

ye but 5 out of the weekly 7

00:44

a lot of people will miss that

kinda really busy

00:47

probably only a week maybe????

@Brother Dielo hehe their loss

We will miss you hung Donald :’(

cleaned out some swamp scrubs, their rivals came over to thank us and we wiped them out too

01:18

bloodbath

Me and my brother are both drunk as shit

1

02:00

We keep doing the down from the sickness noise

ooh ah-ah ah-ah (edited)

It’s Sunday you bogan

I was visiting my dying grandfather on Saturday

02:21

Me, my bro, and a couple of friends are going camping on Tuesday

02:22

We gotta start spring break early nigga

am i invited?

Which state do you live in

massachusetts

@Brother Todarac DUDE COME WITH US

02:23

Nah too far

all i care is that you would have said yes :3

babbaj meetup sez

02:25

we can prob rename him son now that sun is gone

I would if you live in texas

babbaj lives in texas

02:26

massachusetts, too

02:26

he’s omnipresent

02:26

‍♂️

02:28

who sent that? my screen is bugged and i can’t see your name

02:29

that message cleared it, ufo

02:29

dude,

02:30

good one

god DAMN

02:48

I drank 2 40's

02:49

I can barely type

drinking by yourself is degenerate

1

i'm bot

02:50

not

02:50

my brothe

02:50

is here

How old are you SEZ?

and I have 2 friends who are getting weed

02:51

17

Ah okay

still degenerate but slightly less

Because 2 40s are rookie numbers

imagine doing something stupid just because its what the cool kids do

I'm doing it cuz I love my bro

I narrowly avoided drinking today myself. Namely because I forgot to buy alcohol and didn't want to go back out

Me, my bro, and my friends are gonna go to camp out and get drunk as shit over the next couple days

Nice. Have fun and be safe

anyone else gay as hell

>2019
>Not being gay

this (edited)

Really, the whole of human history seems to added up to the point of people admitting they'll fuck anyone and possibly anything if horny.

gays should be thrown off buildings

KILL THE GAYS

Does it count if I throw myself off a building?

Yes

Small minds

think alike

happy international women's day

wasnt that friday?

happy international women's day!

its not french lmao https://i.gyazo.com/7e82f16339ae61523e0c198c8dd303a1.png

no, it is not

looks like le español

the dude literally says 'CATALUNYA' in there, he's speaking catalan you retards

11:34

checked with google translate and it agrees

11:34

deez nuts...

these memes suck ^

13:04

they would be 10x funnier without the caption

13:04

random pic of Danny devito shopped to look like thanos? mildly funny

13:04

putting cringe caption because other people do? it’s comedy homicide

13:07

better?

@Brother Toro :3

im moving to texas

2

yeah see Dielo that’s a great image

15:57

imagine how much it would suck if someone put “therapist: gay house coitus can’t hurt you, it doesn’t exist \n me: (image)”

I would caption it as "minecraft porn"

but I see your point

the toxic community left 2b2t exists

To fight sexism

this pris, ufo conversation seems familiar

can confirm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/352781974584164362/554696937501098008/graduate.webm

serber restarting

21:43

giganox im talking lmao

LOL prismary was with us here https://youtu.be/NG4xkzcgn58?list=PLPN3WokeQn0G6mpzlKeAtPgJAafkaumAy

Jumbo_Warrior

Building The French Fryer - 2b2t

yes of course!

00:03

good times

Still torn about not coming back for Incursion 7. Was at border, though, and wanted to explore and build

this video is so beautiful

00:25

i was actually in the voice chat at the time, running in circles at nether spawn, killing all the nakeds lmao

incursion 7 was probably the least worthwhile to be a part of ever

00:30

i say that with the wisdom of not being a part of it

we had fun thats all i care about

More worthwhile than these two fake incursions, lol

which fake incursions?

John200410 or whatever with his 8th. YotoGamer with his 9th

they aren't really in the same category

00:33

a lot of fags, once they've built up a lot of rep, think they can hold an incursion

well yeah, that's why I called them fake

00:33

7th is still better than meme incursion

best not to legitimise them by calling them 'incursion' at all

00:33

i've lost count of which incursion is which, can someone make a list?

To my knowledge the last legit one was the 7th for Fuze and the French

yes, 7th was the last

00:35

8 was originally a meme that john made up to advertise his client until gambino bought the discord for real money and made it a thing (still a meme but this time with a guy trying really hard) (edited)

00:36

9 is just there to make fun on 8

emperor says gambino is the quintessential emperium member, lol

00:38

we shouldn't pretend 8 or 9 exist

00:38

what were the former ones though?

00:39

1: bored old niggas 2: IGN article and bored old niggas 3: Wrath 4: rusher 5: jared 6: antvenom 7: fuze (edited)

5: first memecursion

@Ain https://2b2t.miraheze.org/wiki/Spawn_Incursions

Spawn Incursions

lol irrelevant retards added themselves as "Notable People against the incursion"

the first incursion and fourth were prob complete jokes, but it's been years since and very few people were around to say otherwise, so theyre classified as highly as the rest

00:52

probably the 2nd too

The last incursion was just a waste of time imo.

00:56

far too much unneeded drama

they were all memes

00:57

that's what you get when henry is running it

00:57

a literal 14 year old fat redhead

00:57

just some kiddo

00:57

cant even take himself seriously

kek, last one was the only one I attempted to be apart of.

00:59

Ain remember when you invited me to build something with you during the incursion? I declined to build at my base.

00:59

and I recently finished a nice mansion and a really nice highway

last 2 incursions have been a means of appropriating labour for an autistic quest to remodel spawn

01:00

the obsidian wall obviously wouldn't fucking work if you thought about it for more than 5 seconds, neither would the lava wall

01:01

it's been old and midfags' wet dream to bomb spawn to bedrock or leave their mark there somehow for years

It's a complete waste of time. Unless you go to spawn yourself you'll never be able to enjoy your own work. Compare it to building where you get to live in what you've built. There's simply no comparison to spending your time and talent building.

hear hear

I miss the days where I didn't associate with any groups. Just time to base build, manufacture gear, and plan for the future. But it's great to have the friends I have now.

what matters is that you have fun

01:06

an incursion can be fun, but the original goals are often lost sight of and it goes down an autistic path

01:06

no one actually gives enough of a shit to constantly stop new players with any actual efficiency

It's not really practical to stop new players unless queue turns into what it's started to turn into.

01:08

up to 60 players in queue with priority queue. (edited)

01:09

this is where it's becoming a problem imo

that isn't even necessary

01:09

it's not like going to spawn will stop all these people from having priority for the next month

Not to mention it's not exactly worth getting together the players to help. No one is going to care enough

yeah

01:10

i don't have time for that shit anyway

Nah, doing it effectively would waste too much time.

01:12

I'll be in college soon and I already don't have time for that shit with my current school situation.

You’ll have more time in college most of the year tbh

I hope so, this is my last year of traditional school and as it's come to a close my worries have hit an all time high.

Looking back, I don’t know how I did 8.30 to 4 almost everyday, 5 days a week

01:15

Uni has spoiled me

what are you studying?

business with a finance major

Sounds kinda ambitious, as someone who enjoys coding as a hobby I'm hoping to major in cyber security.

Yeah the whole you’ll have more time in college probably won’t apply to you then :p

kms

live in the states?

yeah

I take it you’ve started the application process then(?)

I haven't yet.

I’m offended

01:55

I intentionally ran 7th incursion into the ground

01:55

Jared made it quite easy

01:55

Accelerated the process

Incursion 11 was honestly wild

Ain is pretty much correct, 6th incursion we used the ant narrative to get a wall built because we thought it would be cool, not because we thought it would work (edited)

I can’t believe Quintin Tarantino made a movie about 2b

Incursion 7 was a total mistake and I immediately realized my idiocy so we scrambled to give it a goal

01:58

Thebes provided with the trench which was successful after the fact as he split off into the Public Works group we helped him establish

01:58

We needed a way to kill off the incursion without killing off the project

>Quintin Tarantino Danny Devito was the star of the 69th incursion. SMH.

Thanny Devitos

^ he’s not real it can’t be

02:37

Also, just announced the DNC is in Milwaukee

02:37

Guess who’s already going nigga yeet gang shit

Legend

02:38

“do something” about Kamala

02:38

u got me

Already have tickets as a Bernie delegate

02:38

Have to get security clearance doe

Can't wait to see how the DNC seizes defeat from the jaws of victory this time.

Deleted User joined the server. 12/03/2019 03:08

Oh, hey Sato

Hey all

Real Sato?

Yeah

03:09

I think

Whats up playboy where you been

Living

03:10

Wbu?

For me its Amy Klobuchar

03:28

no u

legendary sato86 omg i suck his dick

don't

sato was 1st degree, hardly there during 2nd @Worshipful

Yup

Sucks being an adult and having to work and pay bills and all that fun stuff

what?

ye

ye uni gave me more time to play too somehow

Enjoy life in school while you can.

11:02

Anyone else unable to log in?

11:02

Never mind after a half hour or trying I just now made it

queue really makes my life better though allows me to actually do my work before wasting my time also kind of prevents over-playing and then getting sick of the place

12:46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JNSpMhJLvg

RTR Japan

Square watermelons Japan. English version

that feeling when you get in queue at 280 and might get in today

100 )

Hail brother sato

in a full hour i moves about 100 fucking positions

sad

17:38

more time for wf though

ye exactly

17:39

i still need to get 50 of those fractures

For the sake of my sanity, I managed to convince myself that I dont need any of the rewards for the fractures

mate

17:40

first amalgam mods

17:40

+ opticor vandal

17:41

that shit is insane

sigil and emblem - meh, the gun is just mrank fodder at the end of the day (edited)

17:41

and the mods will defo be available on the market sooner or later (edited)

nope opticor hits like a train

17:41

but this is opticor vandal

17:41

more powerfull

its gay and not worth being the top prize

17:42

100 fractures is crazy even for wf

its honestly not too bad

theres so much to do with that time anyway

17:42

I almost got all the challenges for this week other than the sortie and the vaults

17:42

just got mrank17 like an hour ago

ayy congratz

you want to duo the sortie later?

17:45

going for food now

ayy sure man

17:48

im not doing anything special anyway

kk, will hit you up then

@Brother Anar Ill be chillin in the vc

shoot from a distance

me who doesnt talk

22:34

hi

22:35

lol

22:38

@entropyanndroid what?

Oh, I just said "till we meet again" or such.

oh okay, i thought it was something about my microphone :p

22:42

changed it back to my better one, so should be better next time

Nup. I'm the one that needs to get a headset :p

i've been using a corsair void headset for a little while

22:44

would highly recommend it

will consider that, especially if I do let's plays eventually. Make 5 whole dollars, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdT1YT9AOPA

Dan Ehrman

The K'nuter - K'NEX Computer

File Alcoholisminflies2008.wmv

I went to the same burger place on campus for the second time today, and the cashier/front desk dude commented it. I’ve never felt so ashamed

stop posting unfunny images

02:10

please

Stop being a negative Nancy

02:13

Who abused you as a child that caused you to be such a redacted knobhead

02:24

this is a really great emoji, i greatly commend whoever made it

sun wukon drew it

02:42

bird: posts shit someone else: this is shit, stop it bird: how fucking dare you... you’re the shit one

i made it into an emote, yw @tandoori

02:59

can yall downvote this please? https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/b0gdi0/spawn_every_day/

r/2b2t - Spawn Every day

0 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

Youre wrong

Wow, will do

Sorry I haven't been more active. Been busy this week.

yo is anyone here good at making mc skins

fellas

fellas,

15:16

fellatio.

15:16

or for henry, autofellatio

Hello all

15:39

I'm going to be on a road trip from now past the next meeting

15:39

Take care

15:39

See yall later

lmao just jumped 80 places in queue

Enjoy @Brother Kyle

@TheFunnCubes https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/b0pqw5/thats_some_dope_lava/ sorry you're not allowed to post shit memes on the reddit if you're a mason so now we gotta kick u

r/2b2t - That's some dope lava!

0 votes and 0 comments so far on Reddit

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo *dies*

1

kick funncubes vote here

5

1

So some amateur coder at Mojang fucked up

19:31

In today's snapshot that changed villager mechanics, the game now checks EVERY SINGLE BLOCK in a loaded chunk to see if there are any workstations or beds

19:31

Performance is complete garbage

19:31

I expect them to fix it by the next snapshot, otherwise RIP 2b2t

19:32

When 1.14 hits in 2021

2021 seems a bit optimistic tbh

>snapshot literally not relevant at all

1

They also fixed the dupe that people discussed involving zombies

sad^

was already patched in paper 1.13

Sorry, going out tonight so won't be on. Everything of interest I've recently found is in the designated chat.

huh?

A screenshot for Autistralia. Probably nothing there, looked burninated. Might be, though.

so more it be

smib

the new base

bew nase

anybody have the clip of antvenom saying i give you permission to holocaust my fans

Happy Hug-A-Catholic Day everybody! (edited)

shoulda combined the nametag with a potion of poison tho

server restart if u want to log on

02:29

map reset!!!!11

04:42

>The appeals sentence was handed down in 2017 — by an all-female panel

@TheFunnCubes you gotta stop posting on the reddit man

but why?

i think because (almost) everything i post blows up (edited)

im gonna blow u up

o noes

no ufo! there is no virgins!

Nexalus joined the server. 14/03/2019 21:16

fuck off, please

21:20

we were literally begging to kick this guy back in the day

yeah back in the day

21:20

i invited him

21:21

times change

lmfao

21:32

drollovitch btfo

@FitMC wow sounds like 2b2ts illegal plugin

21:34

iteratess every block in a loaded chunk for illegal blocks and chests so it can scan the inventory (edited)

21:34

well talk about it in meeting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuUaS2CKrA

Michiel V

2b2t - Big piston door

23:12

https://youtu.be/J1Ezi6-HP3s?t=24

xisumavoid

Minecraft 1.8: AFK Wither Skull Farm

Wow it’s the middle of March and no update. Good job everyone.

update will be on april 1

holy shit were actually close

https://youtu.be/RKaFaX_c2FA?t=73

Rays Works

Testing New TNT Changes! | 1.14 Snapshot

mojang ruined tnt cannoning in 1.8 and simultaneously ruined the best server i ever played on

03:02

not fully ruined, but ruined what i enjoyed about it most

03:03

here's me playing in a tournament on a cannoning map, kingoros was part of my team https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqVBMR4Q9Q

ItsMartin

OCN Return of the Hill: Starfish vs Ambush (DTC/DTM)

03:03

absolute potato quality btw

looks fun

03:19

daily dose of sashtism

hey guys, im back from vacation :3 (edited)

where was that again

I went to Germany

berlin?

I went to a small town in Bavaria for a bottle cap collector convention

hahahahhahahaha great

04:13

didnt expect thered be conventions for that

yeah most people say that

04:15

here is the album

04:15

holy shit

i used to gather all bottle caps at our school (just pure quantity-focused) and then we built giant pyramids, walls and invented our own strategic games with those

same. I was the only person in my friends group who continued seriosuly collecting.

i quit collecting stamps because it felt pretty pointless

04:20

just didnt enjoy it anymore

04:20

which is weird because im a pretty dedicated hoarder

does bottlecap collecting have info and rarity sorts of deals like coin or stamp collecting?

ya

first live streamed shooting

04:35

MAGA

Wait wat

@Brother Entropy this is my scanner with stamps

^ Dont click babbas link if youre not sure

why? what is it actually?

the link isnt gonna bite you

it's a guy shooting up a mosque

04:38

Wtf

brb guys reporting ain

04:40

lollol

04:40

anyone here from NZ?

Shit its legit

04:41

It just happened

04:42

Very funny

04:43

ain irl

haha so meta good one XD

04:43

have you read the manifesto @Deleted User?

No

Do not post it

it's 47 pages, look it up

haha this again

Eww reading

04:44

says the essay god himself

2

04:44

Kek

btfo

daily reminder that if the US were to become communist, you would be out in the fields everyday, and not a card-carrying party member like you think

??? who is that directed to

you brought up the manifesto

the mosque shooter's manifesto you idiot

LOL

oh well shit XDD

04:45

wait

every "manifesto" isn't the communist manifesto

wa this guy just publishing his plans or something?

retard

04:46

yes...

probably just his thoughts on the matter

...and he wasnt arrested

Also, the US will never be communist unfortunately

04:46

HES DEAD

04:46

it got posted on 8chan man

the death was faked brother

So...what are the chances this guy was Buildsmash?

nil, the fuck?

Lol nigga this wasn’t a Christian extremist

04:49

He didn’t do this because he thinks his magic sky man is the right one

Right wing extremist?

He’s a fucking Nazi yeah

oh i aint upvoting that

Kek

henry intelligent atheist'd

yes indeed

shut up lol

04:50

tips fedora m'lady m'laysia

Welp.. its always either a political extremist or religious one.

>muh nazis

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