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Wtf

could just be standing open

http://my.mixtape.moe/pturtf.webm

MFW

17:42

this is hilarious

Deleted User 08/01/2018 17:43

might unpin later

dont you dare unpin this

18:24

this is fantastic

"you know i personally get sick of you talking about your holocaust" i lost it

21:29

HAHAHAHA

21:31

that clip hurts to watch

the reporter is far from every definition of "aryan " that I know of (edited)

sjws warp perceptions to fit beliefs, man

@Brother Entropy smibcoin when?

what are my orders, master?

lmao australia has summer break rn

22:24

@Brother Todarac can buy the whole discord new computers but is begging someoen to buy him priority

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nice pyramid scheme

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fossilised watermelon circa 20k bc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon#/media/File:Pasteques,_extrait_d%27un_tableau_de_Giovanni_Stanchi.jpeg

Watermelon (Citrullus lanatus var. lanatus) is a scrambling and trailing vine in the flowering plant family Cucurbitaceae. The species originated in southern Africa, with evidence of its cultivation in Ancient Egypt. It is grown in tropical and s...

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23:16

bye friendos afk

bitcoin

bitcoin

bitcoin

robDab

23:31

saddab

dab

smiley_dab

dab

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they did this

what fag deleted that face

literally delete this

@Brother Todarac have you seen todarac

????????????????

wanna talk with your friendly neighborhood discordians

?????????

uhh

00:09

i mean join the call

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@snugglebugaj wth getting a stinkpad now

nice

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what is this meme about women and bitcoin

01:08

who makes these?

i think they're trying to communicate that bitcoin gets you women

mcneo's mistresses

and idiots believe that

idiot's*

are you serious

they are froma strip club in vegas

01:09

with their own cryptocurrency

01:09

its called legends room or soemthing

01:10

and this is from their twitter

https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/medieval-church-3963031/

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01:22

Ayin

https://youtu.be/8MekSlfcLlU

How to Pronounce Ain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O47wvvEG50

The Invention of Ladders | The Eric Andre Show | Adult Swim

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The name Ain is an English baby name

no

English Meaning: The name Ain is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Ain is: Merciful.

01:25

1. the 18th letter of the Arabic alphabet.

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[ahyn, eyn]

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1

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aingery

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smib

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slung

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TOP DEFINITION ains a hot chik that everybody is after yo check dat ains over dere im gona make her mine. by ------- January 10, 2005

L'Ain

p'ain

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ain an unpredictable and a weird girl "People call her ain after what she did last night, it was really a real surprise!

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nice

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mcneo on the left

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that poor kid, he just wants to get in the pic

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01:37

the real fuffer?

but he's too small

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oldest players

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literal old pals

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01:40

constantiam.net

finna watch all 7 twilight films again

01:43

wish me luck boys

rip ain

01:43

he was a good chad

01:43

may he rest in pepperoni

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https://youtu.be/hRiCkEH7QAQ

Freemason Rap (So Mote It Be) - J Row

01:48

https://youtu.be/aOl4oeHZnBk

You Sexy Thing (I Believe in Miracles) by Hot Chocolate

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https://youtu.be/ebwRrLPHky0

GUCCI LOUIS POLO PRADA

Imagine you buy a bitcoin and once you walk out of the store you drop it down the drain.

Song was actually quite good

06:43

Rap*

I liked that So Mote It Be rap

06:43

themesong material right there

I liked some of the references too.

buy the blood buy the blood buy the blood

when you take a poop so big the splash it makes cleans your asshole

15:59

toilet goals

thats called a neptunes kiss

lmao

i always throw some toilet paper in the toilet before i poop to avoid the splash (edited)

1

^

https://youtu.be/-XNDM4eAn1U?t=151 here you can see the difference it makes

SmarterEveryDay

Poop Splash Elimination - Smarter Every Day 22

nordic knows whats up

i love raping 12 year olds

22:56

in video games

^ pedophile rank confirmed

doesnt count if its digital mate

@Worshipful @_m_o_t_h_r_a_ for ban for assuming that are father is a pedophile.

yes

2

smib

2

are

yes

Careful, @Deleted User, @snugglebugaj and I might get a divorce

cool

there would be a nasty custody battle

>brother mother

23:56

bad meme

23:57

i dont see Mother mother

don't worry about, due to advances in medical technoloy, it is possible for me to be both your mother and brother

smib

1

blocked

wow I'm such a cyberbully

1 blocked message

23:57

owned

kek

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@Deleted User what were u doing on jewishbanker??

running around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tobacco_movement_in_Nazi_Germany

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Anti-tobacco movement in Nazi Germany

After German doctors became the first to identify the link between smoking and lung cancer, Germany initiated a strong anti-tobacco movement and led the first public anti-smoking campaign in modern history. Anti-tobacco movements grew in many nat...

https://youtu.be/Hr2WYEmPlUA?t=34s

VRChat in a nutshell 3

DO YOU KNOW THE WAY!

View extermination of knuckles

https://redd.it/7phwgg

10K by 10K Map of 2b2t Spawn 9-Jan-2018 (.PNG in the comments) • r/2b2t

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nice

FINALLY (edited)

now I will never get lost again. Thank you bro

@Brother Todarac is sad about all the fake internet points he didn't receive for that post

@Bróðir Nordic that duplicate chunk is very odd

NEW DUPE

20:08

DUPES STASHES

that would be nice

dupe when

20:09

my body is ready

NO DUPE YET

I have actually made on the order of 10,000 chests for next dupe

TANAXIS WE NEED TO FINISH THE BUILDING

YES

20:10

and colelct all items, atleast 1 box

20:10

and we need all animals

20:10

incase the new dupe involves one of them xD

20:10

and need nether and end portal

how would it ever involve pigs cows or chicken

Dupe?

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jeremeee

I know of no dupe atm

20:11

no need to

20:11

stall the dupe till our build is made

20:11

in a year or so

;(

@Brother Entropy I think you were talking about a SM chess tournament a few days ago? I'm interested, and could help organize

mothra I saw the game where you REKT jared

heh

21:26

I've also rekt cyto, I think I'm something like 6-1 against them

@ rhodes?

hes talking about chess

yes i know

oh lul

there was chessboard at Rhodes

21:33

mothra made

21:33

and he played vs jared

oh shit chess @_m_o_t_h_r_a_

21:55

don't you post links to lichess in chat sometimes?

@Ain yep

22:05

I was crushed by someone on 2b a month or two ago by someone who claimed to be a national master

22:05

22:06

I'm definitely still in the amateur levels, but I like to think I don't suck completely any more

i've played you 4 or 5 times

and?

oh? I vaguely remember

i'm the national master of uganda's chess league

kek

you kno the way

I recently got my rapid chess rating to 1750 on lichess

you wouldn't remember

that made me very happy

i never told you who i was when we played

I struggle with blitz games--make too many mistakes

22:11

anyways, game anyone? I have time for one

22:11

then work...

i hate chess

same

reeee

22:14

off to work then

good luck

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reddit

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reddit

haha reddit so funny XD

wow

22:45

Thanks for the gold

100 on my wrist

>:^(

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chess will be discussed next meeting

23:35

@Ain your mapart is on nordics map xd

Leaked

it is basically public when you build it at spawn (edited)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXzJjhTiwq0

Death Stranding Theme on Korg Minilogue

23:46

I don't know exactly what it is, but I love this

holy shit it is @Brother Entropy

00:05

thanks for pointing it out, i wouldve prob missed it

i dont see it

10 o clock almost edge

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smib

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https://files.catbox.moe/q2a8wo.png this?

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what does this mean guys?

00:07

am i banned from posting on reddit?

00:07

it wont let me post

this is too long max 1 phahahhahaha

just gotta post 1 letter at a time

phahahahahhaha ye

perfecto

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download the 160MB version or be brown

it's still in remarkably good condition

00:09

poorfags have mined all the emeralds and diamonds though

i thought that was someones base from the low res version

I love how even after all the 12 year old humor edits, miningmc is still a virgin

00:10

no changes whatsoever

heard that guy is legendary

it's pretty hard to remove that part of the map

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it's up in the air 30 blocks

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would take effort to pillar up there just to blow up some netherrack

https://i.gyazo.com/4ccb3555326b07e7bdb5e92c02480ce7.png ?

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did the post get locked or something?

i can literally post an n

cant post from mobile either

00:15

is the whole 2b2t subreddit locked LOL

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will i get banned for this; should i delet

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00:16

nope

00:16

not locked

i can't post on any 2b2t threads

00:17

says "limit: 1 character"

smae

perma link entropy

i can see test post

i want to see if we can see them

kyle can you post for me

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/7pjscx/posts_that_is_related_to_2b2t_in_any_way_no/dshtr1u/

Posts that is related to 2b2t in any way no matter how little is

welcome at r/ minecraft lol • r/2b2t

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yu[

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it is just that thread

but a guy commentd after me

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with two words

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3

wow

werks now

just remove the apostrophe

same

or use underscore

00:21

or something

went through

00:21

reddit dun goofed

its 1 character not 1 word

lets all migrate to voat

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or better

8chan

jame's forum

works now

00:21

j'a'm'e's

http://2b2t.boards.net/

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MIGRATE

good post tho @Bróðir Nordic

00:22

best one in months tbh

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/7pk4oj/fuck_hause_everyone_migrate_right_now/ upboat

FUCK HAUSE EVERYONE MIGRATE RIGHT NOW • r/2b2t

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ty Ain

inb4 [deleted]

lmao

00:24

upbogted

once we get james to allow people to post, maybe so

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i really doubt we'll have luck

jew already deleted the thread

yup

00:35

tell james to unlock the forums and we might actually have some free discussion

00:36

for now, discord is pretty much the replacement for a forum

you remember that power ledger article i posted a few days back @_m_o_t_h_r_a_?

01:12

i neglected to actually look up how much that coin is worth now

01:12

apparently it's at 532mil, putting it in the top 100

01:14

a cryptocurrency based on the resale of excess power generated mainly by solar panels in 1 australian state is worth 532 million dollars worldwide

01:14

lmao

lmfao

that is a stupidly huge amount of money

so, it's not actually worth that much. if any significant percent of people who hold the currency tried to sell it for real money the price would crash

yes, but don't think that would happen

sure, all I'm saying is that the market cap is not a good metric for a currency

01:16

there isn't that amount of value in the currency

the concept isn't worth US$532mil, yes

01:17

the market cap is because of trading though

01:17

which makes the coin genuinely worth that amount

no, I disagree

01:18

here is why

01:18

if you could exchange all of that currency for $532M of real goods and services then yes I would agree

01:19

but, I suspect not enough people are accepting it for that to be true

01:19

the other option would be to exchange all of the currency for USD or some other currency

01:19

if you did that, the price would crash

01:20

so the real value of goods/services/currency that can be exchanged for it is far less

01:20

therefore its real value is much less

i think you're saying what i mean

perhaps

01:21

I guess I was objecting to you saying it is "genuinely worth" that much

when i say it is "genuinely" worth that amount, i mean it's not a fraud that it's worth 532m

01:22

the underlying assets sold on their own aren't worth 532m, the trading market makes them worth 532m which i consider to be genuine

01:22

i don't think it's disingenuous for trade to increase the value of an asset by what i consider a fair amount

while it isn't disengenuous to speculate, in the absence of an ability to exchange it for real good/services then it's a zero sum game

mine bepiscoin on your calculator today

basically speculation creates winner and losers

01:24

you just hope to be a winner

01:25

by being cleverer than the losers

that's the great game of trading

indeed

01:27

I should get into crypto arbitrage

01:27

now that's creating value out of nothing!

it's a booming market

01:27

so is all irl fiat currencies

for sure

01:28

however there are a lot of real goods/services to be exchanged for USD and other currencies

you're talking about just spending money then

sure, but if you can't spend money on goods/services, what value does it have?

a lot of cryptos have some capabilities for being exchanged for irl goods/services

01:29

for many currencies, their aim is to provide such things

yes, but realistically not much

not yet, no

I can't buy my groceries with bitcoin

the idea is it'll become more mainstream eventually

not easily at least

i know of 1 clothes shop in my state that takes bitcoin

kek

bitcoin isn't one of the digital currencies to be exchanged for irl goods/services though

01:30

it's more of a digital gold

01:30

read some here

https://www.google.com/maps/search/clothing+stores+near+seattle,+wa/

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our boy $powr is at #73

yes, people say it's like gold, and if there were only one cryptocurrency then maybe

01:31

bitcoin has a finite number of coins, and therefore is fundamentally deflationary

there's not only 1 precious mineral though

01:31

what about silver my nigga???

yes, but precious metals can't be created magically out of thin air

01:32

in the same way that XXXcoine™ can be every week

they can be mined tho

01:32

not exactly created out of "thin air," more like "thick ground"

the new crypto currency that you mentioned earlier somewhat undercuts your argument

regardless of bitcoin's inherent issues, i still think blockchain technology is revolutionary

01:34

in what way?

if everyone agreed that only a single, or handful, of crypto currencies were going to have value

they do though

01:35

or, at least, the market does

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if people don't believe in the value of a coin, it fails to exist

01:35

there are only as many coins as people want there to be

01:35

the market fundamentally regulates itself

yes, I agree

01:35

but that's different than a precious metal

true

01:36

if only we could create new elements using a supercollider

indeed

the isle of stability???

01:36

d e a d m e m e

01:36

#unstable4lyfe

01:37

#alphaparticlemasterrace

im no expert, but trends suggest even the island of "stability" will only be less unstable than the shitshow of infeasible elements before and after them

01:37

they'll still decay af

#betacuckparticles

maybe just in seconds, not picoseconds

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what do you do for work, may i ask?

I'm a software engineer

prove it

comp sci rank

something something something halting problem

what lang do you software engineer in

python

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i bet my life's savings it's python

01:41

python is the only real language

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amirite

I have written code prefessionally in java, python, scala and ruby

what about english

oh shit i was actually right

That's like asking an engineer of they use algebra

all meme langs

well do they?

python is gay

wannabe software engineers get into flame wars about language

haha meme

01:42

what kind of software engineering do u do

01:42

minecraft modding?

mothra, babbaj already codes minecraft hacked clients in his spare time

01:42

he has the required autism to be a software engineer

back end services primarilly

so youre the vulnerabilities guy

lol, only done a small amount of MC modding

01:43

yes, I'm paid to include vulnerabilities

you're the (((hacker)))

no, but I actually am more an algorithms/applied math person who codes to make a living

HACKER

no thats not hacking

01:45

sounds like professional fizzbuzzing

I hack every day

01:45

hacking != exploiting computer systems

01:45

to most devs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1CzCQ4eT0g

best hacking scene

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hack !

01:45

this has freddieW in it for some reason

@snugglebugaj you contribute to forgehax right?

yes better than future

of course, dear

skip to 1:30

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hacking intensifies

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that's your day job, right?

all reall hackers have a serial console projected onto their face

holy shit was that the real fuffer @snugglebugaj?

it was the real henry

no the meme is real fuffer

01:51

werent you here for that?

damnit leave it long enough to dl

sure i guess henry is pretty feminine

I want to unblur it

woah did u make an unbluring algorithm??

aka zoom

depends on how the bluring is done, but if is linear then you can deconvolve the image with the kernel of the blur

01:52

works for gaussian blur, for example

its some content aware meme

01:53

or something

mothra was the guy who worked with macgyver

01:53

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5TRwoyggAE

Joseph O'Donnell

Macgyver Image Enhancement

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>zooms in on low resolution video >converts to high res

I would not even consider hiring mothra (edited)

image enhancer which can bitmap

heh, fortunately you didn't hire me

if only we had an image enhancer which could bitmap to the subatomic level

01:56

lmao they zoom in to his DNA and determine who the suspect is (edited)

01:56

watchj thaty video

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notice how they zoom in to his dna then zoom 1 step further to his chromosomes

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@snugglebugaj care to enlighten us as to your non-fizzbuzz work?

i made a cool csgo hack

I sense a theme

02:06

what did it do?

draw waifus over people

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and headshots

lol

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in the interviewing that I do, we don't ask fizz buzz, but usually start out with a problem of similar triviality (edited)

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it is quite horrifying how many people are unable to complete it

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even using pseudo code

quiz me

02:11

give me a good question

hmm

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ok, suppose you are developing a cache of finite size

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where you wish to discard the oldest members of the cache once the cache is full

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what data structures would you consider using any why?

02:14

basically an LRU cache

what do you mean discard the oldest members

the cache has a fixed size, so once you cache enough things in it you have to start discarding them

ok

02:15

so

02:15

i think

in this case it would be the least recenty used item (eg LRU)

a stack

02:15

or maybe thats not right way to answer this question

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if its fixed size then just an array??

how would you efficiently index into that array?

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suppose you're caching string -> string , eg URL -> rendered HTML as a trivial example

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inb4 banned for nerd spam

what if someone made a cryptocurrency based on a decentralised map of 2b2t

2bit2coin

we literally could become millionares tomorrow

exploring new chunks could be exchanged as work for tokens

fuck it

a hash table

quitting my job

02:18

brb

it would be worth fractions of a cent unless by some miracle we got it onto a market

02:19

but the concept is there

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if only someone could be fucked doing it...

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we could have nordic's map but it would be MASSIVE instead

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more like 100-500k by 100-500k rather than a mere 10k by 10k

@snugglebugaj yeah, that seems reasonable for storing the cache data, but how would you deal with removing the least recently used item efficiently?

use a hash brown

map an integer to every entry that represents how many times it has been accessed

mining 2bit2coin would involve loading chunks, elytras will never be back, lol

big macs and hash browns

@snugglebugaj but hash tables only have O(1) access to specific elements

a better name would be 2bit2token, mcneo

>only

if a 2b2t crypto could be made to incentivise exploration, no base within 1mil would be safe

well, it depends on the underlying data structure obviously

>only O(1) wtf am i reading

also the 2b2t map size would overload and server prices would skyrocket

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hausemaster himself would have to have substantial holdings in 2bit2token to be able to afford 2b2t

02:22

meme dreams

@snugglebugaj that's a complexity class--basically how long an operation takes relative to the size of a data structure. for example, getting the n-th element in an array is constant time O(1) where as getting the nth element in a linked list on average is O(n)

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because the amount of time required to traverse the linked list to get an element grows with the size of the list

yeah no shit

02:24

but you said hash tables "only" have O(1) access

02:24

is there O(0) or something??

that would mean an operation that takes zero time

02:25

so no

then how is it "only" O(1)

as opposed to O(log n) which would be true for a balanced binary tree, for example

02:26

not to get too mathy, but O(1) == O(2) == O(3)...

02:26

every constant multiple of a complexity class is equlvalent

holy shit

it's a way of formalizing the asymptotic behavior of an algorithm

get this pseudo intellectual shit out of here

kek

youre criticizing me because it's O(1)

02:27

that doesnt make any sense

not that's not what I'm saying

02:27

sorry if it came across that way

but hash tables only have O(1) access to specific elements

02:27

read that

emphasis on specific elements--how would you access the element with the lowest numbered key?

02:28

efficiently

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@McNeo

02:28

thank me later bud

lol

put the list of hashes in the fastest order??

I'm not sure I understand

the hash table my dude

a hash table doesn't have an inherent order

02:31

certain implementations may, but not in general

who says it cant

the definition of a hash table

02:32

anyways, you asked me for an interview question

yeah i dont really know how hash table thing works

lol

@_m_o_t_h_r_a_ lets hear your answer

02:34

mr applied fizzbuzzing

lol, well as a first pass I would have two different data structures

02:35

1. Map(string -> string)

02:36

2. an ordered tree, most likely a tree map

02:37

pseudo code for insert:

02:40

cache = HashMap<String, String> last_used = HashMap<String, Integer> insert(key, value): if size(tree) > MAX_SIZE: to_remove = last_used.pop_least() cache.pop(to_remove) cache[key] = value last_used[key] = datetime.now()

02:40

er, last_used = TreeMap<String, Integer> (edited)

02:41

I think that's the java name

basically what i said

in interviews being able to explain why you're doing something is the most important part

did i get the job

it seems like you understood how to solve it but maybe not all the terminology/theory

02:44

I have to say, these types of questions are actually not that great at predicting how well someone will do in a jovb

okay give me another

kek, how about not in this channel

02:45

I think we've overstayed our welcome

im worshipful i say yes

make a tech channel

how about you do that nordic

i cant

read the header

02:46

nerds

sounds like it probably wont happen :/

02:47

"Tech" is a buzzword

well i dont know how to write tecnolegy

02:47

did i do it the right way now?

@snugglebugaj a typical phone screen question is asking the candidate to implement a function to calculate the nth fibonacci number in two ways: recursively and iteratively, and describe what the trade offs are

wouldn't one take shitloads more resources and the other be faster butpotentially less acurate? or am I thinking of something else?

recursively:

not really less accurate

pros: simpler to write, recursion gimmick

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cons: btfo your call stack

02:50

iteratively:

02:50

pros: will work

02:50

is the proper way to do it

02:51

cons: ugly and u need meme variables

lol can you elaborate on "btfo your call stack"?

02:51

in terms of how it performs

it will crash your shit if you give it too big an input

yes but why?

because of stack overflow

are you sure about that? I would try writing a recursive implementation and trying fib(100)

02:52

see what happens

pretty sure recursion is also slower because of method calls

method calls are a problem yes

02:54

in each recursive call, how many sub calls does it have to make?

what did he mean by this

def fib(n): if n < 2: return 1 else: return fib(n) + fib (n-1)

02:56

what I'm asking is if you call fib(10), about how many times is fib() called

02:56

and what implication does that have for how long it takes to calculate it

uhh ill just say 9

not correct

10

02:57

fuck i meant 19

02:58

wait i think its a lot more

02:58

fuck recursiob

yep!

its a meme

02:58

wait i was right?

you're right about it being a lot more

02:58

I don't know the exact number off the top of my head

02:59

but the big problem is that it calls itself twice

02:59

so you get an exponentially large number of calls

its probably like 19^2

it has to recalculate fib(n) many many times

was i right in saying fuck recursion

anyways so if you try to run fib(n) you'll be waiting around for ages

02:59

er fib(100)

03:00

you can easilly fit 100 calls onto the stack, but you'll be waiting for literal days

03:01

imo recursion is not inherently bad, it makes some problems a lot easier, but needs to be used with an understanding of the trade offs

key word: some

yup

give me another meme question

ok, in as much detail as you care to give, describe what happens when you enter a url into your browser and press enter

thats a gay question but

03:04

first get the address from the dns

03:04

then make http connection to serb

03:04

then request some meme?

that's correct at a high level, can you go into more details about how the http request is made?

i dont fucking know fuck off

how about getting the address from DNS?

you give the dns the domain name thing

03:06

returns ip

03:06

???

you guys are still arguing

03:07

wow

nah, it's job training

babbaj is 17 you're like 26

03:07

28 or something

I know

03:07

I think it's good practice

he's good for his age

definitely

have you seen babbaj's face reveal

I was taught the answer to that question once

give me another

lol nope

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?

@snugglebugaj anyways what I'm looking for with that question is some low level knowledge of network protocols

03:08

no more questions

03:09

I need a beer after all this

1

am i hired?

assuming you could show some code then probably yes

mothra

03:09

can you hire me as a junior dev

as a junior dev

when are you two going to join forces and make smibcoin happen ??

sure

03:10

internship???

inb4 doxed

03:11

the company I work at basically requires a college degree

put on your cv: i dev forgehax, the first hacked client compatible with minecraft forge

iven for an internship :/

03:11

seriously, though, your github is the best resume

tell them to hire me

smib

smib

smib

smib

smib

I'll see what I can do...

aka no

yeah, not gonna get my real identity involved in this server

<(:^)3

maybe if I get to know you a lot better

good call, mothra

03:13

babbaj is one of the greatest degenerates on 2b2t

03:13

fuck babbaj

>he fell for the dox meme

babbaj even has his own 2b2t wiki page

03:13

notorious babbaj

03:14

veteran general at 16 years

03:14

backdoored 2b2t at 15

for the record it says "notable midfag"

i only just got on the wiki in the spawnmason member list

03:15

i was only in the spawnmasons for 6 months before someone put my name in there

seriously, though, who the fuck cares about the wiki

yes

03:15

it's a joke

reeeeeee ParrotBot not in there

wow i looked them up and they changed it from SpawnMason to Spawn Masons

03:16

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they forgot to fix that after they added "status: reformed"

03:18

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03:18

notable members include: kyleraynerion kyle_rayner_ion

03:19

also: kyle_raynar_ion kyle_reynar_ion kyle_reyner_ion kyleraynar_ion kylereynar_ion kylereyner_ion kyle_raynarion kyle_reynarion kyle_reynerion kyleraynarion kylereynarion kylereynerion

03:20

and don't forget: kyleraynarion kylereynarion kylereynerion

03:20

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alex jones himself is in the Spawn Masons

FAKE NEWS

another highly noteworthy member would be Enjoy

03:21

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03:22

i can't believe how poorly constructed this shit is

03:22

a toddler could do a better job

Garry Casparov himself?

it lacks even basic common sense

03:22

i thought his name started with a k

top

03:22

kek

kasparov

what is all this ain?

garry kasparov will go down as the guy who fucking died to a computer

should we post actual info in that shit?

03:23

or is this some meme

no lol

add offtopia

kek

i'm just checking in for 2018 to see how the wiki is keeping track of us

ys

03:23

add offtopia

03:24

bottom line?

03:24

it isn't

and ericudo

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03:24

Hey, I'm back after being gone for a while. School's been hectic lol.

to everyone in the server sm is "dead"

03:24

>school

03:24

faggot confirmed not even 15

please, if one of you is going to edit this to add offtopia, add Ain360 and Ain36O too

fuck that

and add a guy called Ain001

I ain't adding that aids to my DNS history

it isn't me, but just add him anyway

03:25

the list needs more ains

03:25

also add miningminecraft to the list

03:25

what other meme people can we add?

2f4u

The wiki for Summermelon was also painfully inaccurate and I had to fix that shit

(((popbob)))

ericudo

can we add armorcuck? "contrary to popular belief his lag machines were made under orders of the spawn masons, thus the server experienced mason lag on"

i tried to help the wiki editors fix the spawnmason article a few months ago but they were totally belligerent so i ended up fucking off and kept everything i wrote to myself

MrChoCho

fuck that

add Mike_Embed

sheer is not included

and 1Jackalman

ever

03:27

he's not to be mentioned

add jared2013 back

Damnatio Historia

sont forget creeperhalo

he may as well be an honorary member

okay i will delet my comment

(((leaks)))

03:28

subtly add Jesus to the list of members

03:28

we have christ himself in the spawnmasons

03:28

add "Torogadude himself"

"torogaDude (unattentive)"

03:30

Rusher War Edit During the war, Toro got himself involved with the 4th Reich and Team Veteran. He would do what all other Vets did, which was kill and destroy Rusher's and their bases.

03:30

Torogadude, nicknamed "Toro", is a notable midfag on 2b2t who is most known for the #FreeToro crisis during the Rusher War and for his youtube channel that has several informative videos on 2b. Torogadude Toro's Skin Approx. Join Date November 2015 Status Active Known Alternates edudagorot, little_toro Reddit Username torogadude Past Affiliation(s) Team Veteran The 4th Reich Team Pepsi Spawn Masons Contents[show] History Edit Torogadude first joined 2b on November 23rd, 2015. He started out on 2b like any other player did on 2b by collecting resources and creating small bases. He started to be known a lot more as he began to interact with other older players, such as Fit.

03:30

hahahaha ebin

03:30

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03:30

lmao

03:30

(((suspected)))

It's amazing how that is the only thing that survives of that period when toro had the fucking worst privacy security ever

lol

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03:35

someone edit it

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babbaj you fucker diluting my meme

03:36

i'm going to hard fork in your ass

please

fun fact: the spawnmason logo for this discord was actually re-obtained through the wiki's png version of the image

03:37

i'd know because i set the image

03:38

no one had a copy of the logo because herm provided the original from some freemason thing and the wiki cucks kept a copy of that

03:39

i think herm might've made the logo himself

03:39

the closest thing i can find to ours is this:

03:39

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That is our logo

yes but lower res

Herm just cleaned it up

im guessing herm took that and removed the background

03:40

but still, if not for the blessed wiki, we wouldve had to redo that and it wouldve been like 0.1% different to the original herm made

Easiest way would be to vectorize it in illustrator

vectorise my nuts (edited)

die

you know i had to do it to em

03:41

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03:41

vectorise this

:wukung:

your mom is a massive milf henry (edited)

I know

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henry's mom is christina hendricks

vectorize those lips

what a rude head

that doesnt classify as a rude head

you know what

rude head is overall lid quality

I know it doesn’t

not just 1 feature eg lips

And I said it to spite you

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reddit gif

perhaps

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didn’t get it from Reddit tho

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mfw ain is the leaker

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get fucked ain

lol is that some kind of mouth tapeworm?

it’s Vaseline

no its computer code

if you zoom in you can see the bits

moth can u quiz me again

ffs

03:48

not tonight

okay sounds like i got the job when do i start (edited)

cracking the coding interview is a good book if you want more interview practice

fuck books

03:49

fuck reading

03:49

only thing i want to read is documentation

Ain joined the server. 11/01/2018 03:50

it's ok @Fuffer

wowowowow

03:51

fix those ranks

fixed

thx

03:52

On mobile

03:52

Fuck mobile

u didnt do shit

03:52

i gave him all the ranks

(((club33)))

No but she removed club 33 you fucking dolt

then its not a fix

03:53

she made a mistake

you are a mistake

no u

03:53

wait did i say she that was a mistake

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@_m_o_t_h_r_a_ python is shit prove me wrong

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03:56

@snugglebugaj

@snugglebugaj why?

no types

03:56

indentation is part of syntax

buuuuuuut duck typing

variables are declared by just saying a word

actually agree with you in general

03:57

you should play around with Kotlin

nice meme

a less verbose version of java

id rather learn haskell

aka scala--the good parts

or C

both good choices

03:58

I'm currently teaching myself C++

03:58

have some mininal C experience

03:58

previously

make a hack for rust

mehhhh

03:59

so lazy

make a kernel mode drive that can read/write memory to rust

driver you mean?

good learning experience i promise

04:00

yes driver

hurm, that could be fun

but dont make it open source just give it to me

lol

04:01

haven't done any windows driver dev

04:02

is your goal in life to hack all of the things?

fizzbuzzers write algorithms 1337 hackers do cool stuff

I'll grant you that

i would pleasure if you made a driver that can do that

not sure if english as second language or proposition ^

the latter

kek

daily reminder this happened: http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Sun_Wukon!Ain!20171228

wtf did I just watch

keep watching

04:13

dont break eye contact

04:13

no blinking

oh....oh!

lmao

I posted my messages to the mods at r/minecraft

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08:36

but now at 192 likes and 5 hours later they finaly shut me down :^) (edited)

rip

08:39

those guys are fags

https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/7pl33x/getting_silenced/ yeah but this was kinda funny tho

getting silenced • r/Minecraft

192 points and 28 comments so far on reddit

08:42

and i got a shit ton of karma

I posted both Follytonvilleshire and Endcursion today. I left 2b2t in the Imgur album to see if they last.

yeah i saw

Nice

inb4 people rage at you because your screenshots show you using a hacked client @Krobar

I'm a naughty boy

is climbing up

09:35

your post about the end build

Endcursion removed. Survival builds, "Follytonvilleshire", is still up, for now.

"No, submissions from that server are not welcome here"

15:13

LOL

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that looks like a facebook filename

3.7k views in the album

https://www.reddit.com/r/handholding/

this is way too lewd holy shit

i love r/handholding

19:45

great sub

of course you would

hey

20:59

question

21:00

should I get wolfenstein the new order or just go straight for the new colossus

Yesterday ya'll were talking about ditching the subreddit

21:27

http://2b2t.boards.net/thread/19/welcome-2018

Welcome to 2018 | 2b2Forum

Howdy all, It is 2018 and people are still playing 2b2t. The old queue is gone and players are calling it quits. The incoming newfags are over a year behind youtube hype. Is

holy shit

21:30

I had forgotten about that

21:31

I really doubt anyone will visit that site though

No one has been able to till today

21:32

I asked James to unlock

a reddit is simply quicker and easier to use than a forum like this

21:32

i doubt this'll take over

we have to be so "correct"

21:33

otherwise the admins will literally shut it down

you're not wrong

i agree though, we've already tried to make an alternate subreddit that failed

but then there is also this

21:34

https://8ch.net/2b2t/index.html?

true

21:34

that one actually gets some traffic occasionally

I'd actually prefer to use that

21:35

mostly because it's made for srs posting and shitposting

kyle it was a meme

21:35

more than a meme

the "christian server" stickers in james forum are amusing though

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is that henry

that boy definitely seen some shit...

01:35

lol never heard of him

yes lmao it’s reviewbrah

01:36

Even back then he wore shit suits

@Brother Toro your hacked client vid be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7TseW0ikGo

Bounty Launches Beginner Series For People New To Paper Towels

Apparently he likes loose fitting suits much more than slim cuts

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lmao

wow

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my video was made literally before end crystal pvp was a thing

umm what video r u even talking about

@DoctrZombie at his finest hour... https://youtu.be/yDAKDXcGzeo

DoctrZombie Poll Dances at Club Dwarf - 2b2t Minecraft [nnsfw]

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@Deleted User tbh making an automated lodge date bot seems like a nice side project If I make one will you add it

07:29

I will add it

its the same time every week...

Yeah and ain bitches every week because he can’t be fucked to wake up on time apparently (edited)

07:30

huehuehue

lol so what are you looking for? a discord bot that pings a reminder 24 hours in advance? lol

Yeah maybe a boy that does that and converts the times for various zones we have masons from

07:32

mfw mobile typos

there

we need child labor

date added

07:32

Henry

07:32

you are child labor

2

Can’t be part of the workforce if you don’t work

07:33

:rollsafe:

@Brother Toro "vr chat isn't really that funny of a game anymore" what does this mean?? vr chat wasn't even intended to be a meme or funny in the first place

the videos and memes from it are intended to be funny

16:29

i haven't seen a single video from vrchat that wasn't intended to be funny

16:29

doesn't matter what they intended it to be

that's because it only recently blew up as hard as it did it blew up pretty hard in the anime community with just videos of people actually playing the game and then it blew up again, thrice as hard with the dumb memes

ok

and the dumb memes got to the people who don't care about it

the whole video was referencing the dumb memes, if you didnt notice

ah okay

16:31

aight thanks

not sure if i have a suppressant rank causing it, but im unable to add reactions to messages in #journal @Worshipful

what kind of vile censorment is this

18:12

we must protest

same here

sister fuffer is typing

18:28

sister fuffer stops typing

18:28

sister fuffer is typing again

18:28

sister fuffer stops typing again

18:28

5 minutes later 1 sentence appears

Only worshipful and secretary can write in journal

oh btw a super

bot is ON The WAY

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I’m on mobile. Was checking the permissions

1 days

heh

;D ;D ;D

18:29

i know

fuck the off am fixiNg reree

i know, had to say something bad about it

18:29

that is what all programmers do here

can the spoonmonsoon bot fetch the price of BITCOIN?

i mean like i guess i can add that

18:30

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

18:30

its only purpose was meeting times to begin with but sure

kinda funny how easy it is to add api stuff once you have like your skeleton of a bot/program (edited)

dude it's unbelievable how easy a discord bot is

never tried tbh

now i get why there's so much shit bots

how hard would it to be to add a feature which allows you to fetch the price of any given coin using $[coin]

never even looked at it

literally all

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from a centralised list of coin prices like https://coinmarketcap.com

Cryptocurrency Market Capitalizations | CoinMarketCap

Cryptocurrency market cap rankings, charts, and more

18:32

@Deleted User

and then just build and register a listener

then i can do more than just meme about BITCOIN

18:32

i can meme about other shitcoins

and the listener does everything for you just basic methods like onreceive(chatevent event)

$.get("https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/"+ coin"+/", html selector)

Cryptocurrency Market Capitalizations | CoinMarketCap

Cryptocurrency market cap rankings, charts, and more

18:32

if not using a json api / if website doesnt have an api (edited)

event.getguild event.getchannel event.get...

18:33

that's fucking all there is to it

nice :p

18:33

what language?

making in java because that's what i feel most home in

python

18:33

python best language amirite

18:33

they shouldve coded minecraft in python

❌

(edited)

python is fast for small things (atleast if you can program in it)

python is definitely the best

but for me c#, java is easiest atm

Nerds

wait until you learn the wonders of python

18:34

agree @Cousin Bongo Bongo Bongo

incompatiblity between versions?

@Deleted User how easy is it to make a self bot

define self bot

like a bot that uses your account or something

oh no clue but i think you can connect JDA as a client aswell

18:39

this is the first time i make a discord bot

18:39

so idk

i think you just need to get your session token

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brownpill

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i really like python but a bunch of other languages are so much more efficient

python is a toy

Jumbo writes in complete sentences!!! I’m so proud!

exposed in general chat!!!1

yay it works nicely

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spoonmasoon joined the server. 12/01/2018 20:26

sweet it's still here (edited)

20:29

~nextmeeting

I haven't been properly set up yet :(. Try again later?

that profile pic lmao

20:32

should be mason logo by now

20:32

you still see my waifu?

20:32

it’s just low res

20:32

I see mason

20:32

it's not low res at all

20:32

ain sent me good hq pic

20:32

It’s jagged

~mention @SpawnMason ~assign #lodge-time

not together ree

~help

oops

it has no help command

~mention @SpawnMason

20:33

~assign #lodge-time

haha you're not admin enough

20:33

okay @Deleted User please do what babbaj did

but im admin

20:33

ur bot is just shit

the bot performs a check for owner

20:33

not admin

20:34

I can’t tag the role on mobile this app is shit

20:34

though i don't think it completely realises it's in this discord because the guild list was empty when i started it back up

20:34

~mention @SpawnMason

Mention role updated!

nobody ever told me

20:35

if I should bother with new order or just go str8 for new colossus

~assign #lodge-time

Now assigned to #lodge-time!

aight that's it

20:35

~nextmeeting

6 days, 23 hours, 32 minutes

-nextmeeting

tilde

20:35

not a -

~nextmeeting

6 days, 23 hours, 32 minutes

okay

wait

use ! cuckold

you guys call this ~ a tilde?

isn't that a tilde??

uhhh

yes

no

20:36

í see that thing on top of the i?

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The tilde (/ˈtɪldə/;[1] ˜ or ~)[2] is a grapheme with several uses

thats a meme accent mark

Yes that’s a tilde in English

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enye

20:36

idk how to spell it

kek

20:37

there is no way to spell ñ without using the letter itself

lmao

best you can do is an onomatopeia

as I attempted to

20:38

wasnt there a way to cal the that n with the squigly in spanish maybe mexican?

wat

20:38

can you revise the syntax of that please?

20:38

I'm afraid it isn't... clear

uhm kinda hard to explain

20:39

i guess thats why it wasnt clear haha

20:39

ehh nvm aint important anyway haha

best way to describe the sound of ñ is: Enye

yes that!

ˈeɲe/ "énye"

http://www.strawpoll.me/14821046/r

Vote Now! [~] [-] [!]

20:39

please vote thanks

~

20:39

this one

i voted ! cause its a pain to type it

true

20:41

in non english keyboards it's kinda aids

shit the countdown is still set to my debugging stuff

1 will always be !

get a qwerty you dutchfag ;D

@Deleted User ~reset please

reset what

20:41

I also have perms

no only the discord owner can do it

rip

~reset resets the countdown and approximates the next meeting time

20:42

rn it says it's in a week

20:42

~nextmeeting

6 days, 23 hours, 25 minutes

~reset

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 23:00:00!

^ GMT

20:43

can you expand perms to all admins

20:43

sure if i find a good way to

20:43

Ok

20:44

maybe i'll do it like ~mention, just link a role as "admin role"

20:44

I don’t know what this means but ok

20:44

btw considering i'll be debugging this some can you give me permission to delete messages in lodge-dates so i can remove its dump

20:45

well ~mention sets up the role it pings when the countdown hits 0

20:45

Yeah sure

20:45

noone gets notifications from lodge-dates right

20:47

Uh you mean untagged ones?

20:47

yeah

20:47

lemme check

20:48

Changed it to only @mentions send notifications

20:49

aight

20:49

lmao Cody's lab plays Minecraft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsXDLG35ldc

wow bot is very easy

test?

TEST

TEST!!

hello test

hello

show me your penis

um no

cool

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can we just give the bot spawnmason rank so it isnt a bump in the members list on the side

20:55

reeeeee

what do u mean

give the bot spawnmason rank

20:56

del bot rank or make it subservient to spawnmason

????

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>white

using light theme

^^

give the bot spawnmason rank so it's folded into the list and takes up less space

>being a cuckold

how is this confusing u babbage grrr

>"i use dark theme so my parents dont know that im on my computer at night"

kek dark theme still lights up my room a lot tho

hahahahaha

20:59

not that its matters to my parents tho

but srs babbaj give bot spawnmason rank pls

21:00

im aingery i cannot see which initiates are online because the bot takes up a fat amount of space with its own standalone rank in the list

21:00

aingery

aingery

aingery

aingery

you can also just uncheck the "display this rank seperate from other wanks" thing

then it would be put in with the initiates which would be weird

21:01

ok bbabbaj moving it below initiate works also i guess

21:01

ty

~nextmeeting

21:13

ree

21:13

oh wait right i changed it

21:13

!nextmeeting

I haven't been properly set up yet :(. Try again later?

okay config is working

21:13

i think

21:14

i'll set it up again later

~assign

21:25

!assign

You must mention a channel to assign me to!

~adminrole @Worshipful

Admin role updated!

~assign #lodge-time

Now assigned to #lodge-time!

~mention @SpawnMason

Mention role updated!

~reset

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 23:00:00!

~nextmeeting

1 day, 1 hour, 31 minutes (2018-jan-13 23:00:00)

~nextmeeting

1 day, 1 hour, 31 minutes (2018-jan-13 23:00:00 GMT)

there

21:29

worshipfuls now have bot access, bot formats some things differently and i fixed some internal things

nice work, 086

thanks :) sorry for pinging you though haha

21:30

yeah thank you

21:30

i had never made a discord bot before so this was a fun little sideproject

STOP MENTIONING EVERYONE YOU WEAPONS GRADE PLUM

21:31

reee

it has stopped now

21:31

@everyone please stop doing that

apologise harder

:)

21:31

fuck you

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@Deleted User wtf was that shitcode to make a bot

21:35

you can do it in 1 line

21:35

oH nO

21:35

its way more simple

21:35

like

21:35

way more

21:35

i CArE aboUT vISIbIliTY and REadABilITY

21:35

why u setting the status to online

21:35

AND NOT ABOUT A FUCKING ONELINER

21:35

thats done by default

21:35

Yeah but I’d rather get a bot with 50 more lines of code than one with a backdoor

21:35

so fuck off

21:35

you lazy shit

21:36

henry is raging

21:36

it changes literally fucking NOTHING

21:36

quit it with the mentions

21:36

ffs

java is whitespace independent, you can put the entire bot on a single line

but why

don't mean shit

with jda you can just do addHAHAHHA().connect().buildBlocking(); (edited)

21:36

oh it was 086

21:36

noonecares.jpg

21:36

i care wth???

21:37

neat way to get around the everyone and here mute

21:37

your opinion is invalid

21:37

Sorry silver we were testing a bot

21:37

wrong.jpg???????

21:37

oh my opinion is invalid

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silver he isnt talking to you lol

who hosts the spawn mason bot?

k

21:38

i'm going to try to

21:38

on my pc for now and if uptime turns out to be bad i'll get a vps

21:38

which i should already do for gaybot anyways

lol you run GayBot?

yeah haven't you even given it the slightest chance and did what it told you to do

21:39

if you pm it help like it tells you to do, it says it right there

pretty sure I did that once

21:40

and then forgot

look at this faggot

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he's got mail and doesn't even read it

21:40

reee

21:41

wth 086 ur not in the jda discord

21:41

i have no reason to be

maybe he got you muted

no if he does, it'll say "this player is ignoring you"

21:41

kek parrotbot is using gaybot

that's me @Deleted User

oh you run parrotbot??

indeed

ahha cool

21:42

nice automated response :L

it auto responds with ELIZA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

ELIZA is an early natural language processing computer program created from 1964 to 1966 at the MIT Artificial Intelligence Laboratory by Joseph Weizenbaum. Created to demonstrate the superficiality of communication between humans and machines, E...

21:42

to PMs

oh i looked into ELIZA once

21:43

very primitive though isn't it

it's really primitive, but does a reasonable job

hello

I once wrote a chatroulette bot using ELIZA

nice it worked

to hilarious results

21:44

also wrote a man in the middle attack for chatroulette

i feel like getting a ton of different session tokens and spamming a server with join messages

@Deleted User you use forge for gaybot?

no

21:46

no it runs on botframework

21:46

why would he use forge

21:46

lol

21:46

waste of ram

i like sandwich ELISA https://www.bosterbio.com/media/images/ELISA_types.png

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and cpu

sure, but would allow you to take over as the bot is running

i have no real reason to do that

21:47

it's at spawn, has nothing in its echest and i have no need for another alt

fair

he is using as a real bot, not as afking for an alt

if it was forge he would have to worry about the memory leaks crashing the game after a week

(edited)

that's unfortunate

21:48

althoug server restarts more frequently than that, lol

21:48

could restart the client on every server restart

its a memory leak

yes I know what a memory leak is

why would he restart the client tho?

21:49

its just more time to waste

to reinitialize memory

21:49

and mitigate the leak

just restart when it crashes then lol

yes but following a server restart you generally have a much shorter queue

21:50

which minimizes downtime

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21:50

or he could just use his bot framework that he made

21:50

and run it

21:50

lol

that too

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delet this right now

21:51

babba

no u

i mean

hot

asgard coords

@Brother Entropy lol immunology is some dark magic

too bad youre affected

is it terminal?

~nextmeeting

I haven't been properly set up yet :(. Try again later?

reee

big meme

after building 4 pcs for friends and family

21:57

I concur completely with skk

~nextmeeting

I haven't been properly set up yet :(. Try again later?

RGB "gamer" shit needs to die

21:57

stat

why don't you just read the config file dumb bot

because ur bad

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can you stop

shit wrong channel

~nextmeeting

1 day, 39 minutes (2018-jan-13 18:00:00 EST)

@snugglebugaj

>est nice

22:21

ree

tbh i should restart my selfbot

nova

??? (edited)

22:21

do you do the infinite pinky talky now

selfbots are good and also nice (edited)

yes

and against tos if i'm correct

22:21

xddddd

22:21

yea

22:21

it is

fight me

what babbage is doing

22:21

is not allowed

y not

no only if the selfbot so ends messages by itself

discord tos is retarded

22:22

bring back loli!!!!

having the selfbot edit messages is ok

yes

kinda dumb tbh

22:22

actually very dumb

i need my GORE

22:22

and my LOLI

22:22

discord TOS is DUMB

22:22

REEEE

line1 line2

22:23

ree

22:23

oh yeah im using th title maybe thats why

discord

wtf @Deleted User for pedo rank

22:23

WTF

22:23

oh wait

22:23

already has it

22:23

already have

22:23

false alarm

22:23

i'm 6 years old so its ok

22:24

but ur still on the clock

http://i.imgur.com/JgZtxIM.png @snugglebugaj

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Why is there even a way to format text like that

for bots

22:24

its a embed message

line1 line2

its basicly a image but its text

22:25

if you turn off embed messages on the server

yeah it's just normal link embeds but you can break them specially with bots

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@everyone server restarting

thats cool

ok?

important tag

ikr?

faggots

suck my node

If you want to get on with no queue, nows the time

jk dont u might do it

thats why

~nextmeeting

1 day, 24 minutes (2018-jan-13 18:00:00 EST)

https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/ain5ep3j0fxzq2ovm6

Let's meet on Watch2Gether

Watch2Gether lets you watch videos with your friends, synchronized at the same time.

22:37

JOIN NOW

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ping me again mother fuckker

@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

@Deleted User

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@Deleted User has anyone confirmed what the new map limit will be? I have heard 32 bit signed int

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i've talked to people who tested it

23:01

they say it work

I WAS VET AND STILL THEY ATTACKED ME!

wat

23:02

what map limit?

>java >unsigned int hmmmm

@snugglebugaj what are you talking about? I said signed above

I need to know

but you specifically said signed

are they changing the maps?

like there can be unsigned too

yup, but the primitive int type in java is 32 bit signed

23:04

I have heard map ID is changing from 16 bit signed to 32 bit signed

so that'd be like

23:04

a fucktruckload

which means instead of ~32k will be ~2 billion

23:04

yes

yeah bb

2 ^ 31 - 1 ?

we can have maps again

yup @Deleted User

If true I will actually share my map art

because 2s compliment

THIS much

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23:06

kek you write your own infix parsing library?

what no of course not i don't put any effort into anything i make

I wonder about the disk space implications of allowing so many maps

23:10

unless they are deduplicated in some way

23:10

it will add of quickly

5-6kb /map

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tops

23:11

if you spam them

23:11

they are few bytes

23:11

(not laoded maps)

maybe they'll change maps so if you make a map of an area that already had a map, it'll use the file of the old one?

yeah 128 * 128 * 24 bits ~= 50 kb

23:12

maybe it uses fewer bits per pixel

23:12

that would help

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that is loaded map

23:12

maybe not much colors

23:12

idk

ya

40k mabs would be like 280ish mb

23:14

will be fiine

if all 2.1B maps were used, would be about 8.5TB

even 1mil maps is only 8gig

yeah

yhh

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not gonna happen

the face of the man who went to oremonger's house irl

23:17

henry

https://i.imgur.com/ph48udE.jpg

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https://i.imgur.com/4tdF3ux.jpg

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Kodak stock after press release mentioning "blockchain"

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wtf dad??

see you on the blockchain

23:27

gotta blast my dudes @Deleted User

23:27

@Deleted User your mom is a massive milf btw

@Ain pix?

https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/ain5ep3j0fxzq2ovm6

Let's meet on Watch2Gether

Watch2Gether lets you watch videos with your friends, synchronized at the same time.

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00:26

attempt to explain

lol that's how i feel when i leave my house

00:27

tbh

00:27

german is shit

https://youtu.be/gG62zay3kck?t=1m40s

Rhabarberbarbara

tbh german is just about turning your whole sentence into one word

00:30

öö

Was?

neiij

00:30

biite nid

00:30

i gang go stärbe

Gute Nacht

swiss german is ok because there's nearly no rules

00:31

and no spelling at all

Slaapwel Bonne nuit Bonum nocte Goodnight Gute Nacht

goedenacht**

wie zegt er da nu

fits better in your list

schöfet alli guet

niemand maar dat is nl :p

kga men taalgebruik nie aanpassen om meer similariteit te hebben ze

i know

00:35

was jsut to proof there is even more similarities between the languages

i can read dutch pretty well, it's like german and english combined

tanaxis kben dus op een avatarserver gegaan en ze hebben de hele wereld daar op tamelijk realistische grootte nagemaakt in minecaft tis echt geschift

flemish is funny because it's like dutch with more french

What the fuck pork chop

lolo

Do you live in America

no

Where do you live

i live in switzerland

Oh

00:36

I was thinking you were some kinda of autistic savant with languages

no lol

west-flemish(part next to france) uses a lot more french words

i see a lot of dutch on food packaging and stuff

hehe :p

00:38

I can read a bit of german but thats all

00:38

never learned it at school

00:38

only french and english

what the fuck

00:55

why dd you fags leave

00:55

@🅳🆁🆈🅶🕷🦇 hi

They were concerned with child solicitation charges

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I GOT 2 SMIBCOINS

SMIB

01:56

UMMM

01:56

@Deleted User SMIB COIN IS NOT SAVING WTH

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01:56

wtf

it will save when you turn it off or something

01:57

however botframework config works

whoever created smib bot give me negative balance

01:58

reeeeeeee

sorry not possible

reeeee

DUDE

01:59

WHY IS SMIB COIN

01:59

NOT SAVING BABBA

01:59

FIX THIS RIGHT NOW

blame 086

@snugglebugaj but it appears to use floating point number to store balance

it does

what shitt ass float format are you using that doesn't support negative numbers?

you cant have negative smibcoins

02:02

just like you cant have negative bitcoins

I would smib the fuck out of @Deleted User

wtf?

Pedophile

pedo rank for herm

️

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nice debug PRINT WANK idiot @Deleted User (edited)

02:27

!!!

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ok got it to save

02:29

wallets:

HamLoafO;1.0
MelonMastery;13.0
JewishBanker;8.5
m_o_t_h_r_a_l_t;4.0
hjc711;32.49925664654154
Drachenstien;0.0
Galaxayy;29.00074335345846
MiningMaxGamer;8.0
furleoxnop;0.0
CreativeDetails;0.0
stappylongnose;100.0
Todarac;26.0
Mithiril;0.0
Captainsnake;0.0
Wicked_One;21.0
IamTUNA;1.0
SyahmiAzman;1.0

02:29

smib

where can i buy smibcoin

join 2b2t

02:41

type !smibcoin register

02:41

and type smib

02:41

or so mote it be

02:41

in chat

02:41

1 smibcoin for each message

how do i mine smibcoin

u smib

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S T O P

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ITS TIME TO STOP

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03:38

SHILL DAY 2

smibbin my pants as we speak

brothers of the spawnmasons, one of you who was in the watch2gether earlier decided to strike the sun wukon asks for burger video in a vile act of censorship, denying us the pleasure of ever publicly experiencing this great video again

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brownpill

1

can i havea hot dog

since whoever did this was obviously trying to silence the video, the file is going in general chat for all to download

03:56

03:56

burgers for everyone!!!!

03:56

enjoy

@Ain who striked it

https://i.imgur.com/vlnMCWJ.png

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04:36

lmao

Streisand Effect

1

kek

@Deleted User one of the people in the watch2gether earlier

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far right above the 1 will be another 1

05:43

or 2, which will hint to the block above it

05:43

noe i take all that back

05:43

ignore me

Minesweeper! So much fun!

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looks like youre gonna have to yolo that one

yup

CLICK THE FLAG

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Sweep my mine

uhh the flag on the bottom left

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50/50 chance

05:50

vote now

05:50

right

yes

3

1

05:50

left

yes

1

2

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no theres a 1 on the left

05:51

the 1 on the left means the left is the bomb

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reddit af

idd

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injection

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real fuffer?

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vel irl btw

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ayy lmao

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d m z

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DEE EM ZEE

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i

MINECRAFT

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http://imgur.com/a/Bdw2S

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@Deleted User nice wanna be jared meme

06:07

what

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dude ONLY JARED GRIF ON CHRISMAS!!!!

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so mote it be

Spawnmason class rings

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gues what this is from

06:09

thats right

06:09

this man broke wind in a young boys face

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Ain - 01/06/2018
when will 
a wind mill mill if
 a windmill will mill
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OH MY GHOD

06:11

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brownpill

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bitcoin

2

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would you a juicybear??

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apologize to her right now

or what

or uhhh

06:31

ur banned from smibcoin

NOOOO

06:31

you wouldnt

Have you seen the price of SMIBcoin

291 smibcoins are in circulation

https://twitter.com/kfc_canada/status/951563243776040961

KFC Canada (@kfc_canada)

@mikeinspace @LuminousNebulae Does anyone really understand crypto currency?

Likes

508

08:17

meme kfc

08:17

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LOL

gonna buy it @Deleted User?

its out of stock anyways lol

08:28

did u even read the meme tweets

08:29

lmao

fuc

08:29

0.001btc is about 18 canadian pesos

08:29

rip off

2018 not using bepiscoin

do we have a lodge location

11:28

if we dont i want to start something up

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erm (edited)

14:12

do hoppers not work at all

14:12

like they don't pick up items

is hause countering stacked shulkers??

14:16

disabling hoppers would be a bit too much lol but maybe he is actually experimenting with somethign related

nvm i had some redstone running into them and apparently they don't also just freeze, but also stop picking up items

:p

~nextmeeting

7 hours, 54 minutes (2018-jan-13 18:00:00 EST)

wow this thing https://imgur.com/t/gaming/RSz8VKa has 5.6k views on imgur by now hehe

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>indians trying to hack me smdh

~nextmeeting

4 hours, 22 minutes (2018-jan-13 18:00:00 EST)

waits 2 minutes

18:39

~nextmeeting

4 hours, 20 minutes (2018-jan-13 18:00:00 EST)

2

brownpill

1

smib

1

1

nice one

i love making purchases

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@Brother Entropy @snugglebugaj can we have perms to add new reactions to messages in #journal

fuck off i was JUST about to take a sip of pepsi

pepsi

3

20:11

1 sec

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i pointed it out to him

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dont be mad toderock

yeah i dont see the issue taderic

~nextmeeting

2 hours, 35 minutes (2018-jan-13 18:00:00 EST)

~nextmeeting

1 hour, 47 minutes (2018-jan-13 18:00:00 EST)

You guys have fun

21:17

Can't be in voice

21:17

But have fun

miss you bb

Can maybe be there next week

21:19

We'll see

21:19

But only in voice

1 hour, 31 minutes (2018-jan-13 18:00:00 EST)

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@Deleted User

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https://www.ccn.com/harvard-student-uses-14000-core-supercomputer-mine-dogecoin/

Harvard Student Uses 14,000-Core Supercomputer to Mine Dogecoin

A student at Harvard University was caught misusing the school's supercomputing cluster to mine Dogecoins.

if (SMIB_PATTERN.matcher(message).matches()) { @snugglebugaj

21:58

https://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/util/regex/Matcher.html#matches()

21:58

Returns:
true if, and only if, the entire region sequence matches this matcher's pattern

made me thing

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the entire region sequence matches this matcher's pattern

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the entire region

21:59

ur REGEX is good ur CODE is not

oh

21:59

oops

has to be .find() not .matches()

21:59

REEEEEEE

fix it then

sure

actually let me do it

i already did it

@Deleted User pushed epic change

wtf i already did

22:15

oh

i made it better

okay that's good

22:15

good male human being

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get a whiff a that!! phew!!

@Deleted User even cooler change

oh shit my dude

WOOOOOO

22:27

I GOT THE THOUSANDTH SMIBCOIN

woOOOOO

22:28

for this 1000th smibcoin i'll be leaking a very important image

22:28

if i can find it

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please make this an emoji

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what can you even do with simbcoins

22:30

lol

you can pay other people

it's centralized though, no?

22:30

or are you actually using a blockchain

unhackable

it's a fucking meme lmao

lolo

22:30

centralized

it's just some dumb commands and a config file hooked up to a bot

that's as bad as vocoin

22:31

xd

we're not actually trying to make a fucking currency

22:31

white tard male

you can actually buy vocoin

this is second time you're ""dissing"" smibcoin for not being an actual currency

22:31

it's not meant to be

wait its not?

wtf

im selling right now

22:32

way to make our currency fake

22:32

@Deleted User decentralize it so I can mine it

you can mine it

^

just spam smib

I mean actually

22:33

Actually it just now occured to me that this is not an actual cryptocurrency

22:33

nvm

if you post a video of you saying smib 10 times (must be you, physically, using your own vocal cords to do so) i'll send you a full 20 smibcoin

its just an int :^)

you're basically DOUBLING your money

22:34

and there is NO antispam on reality

22:34

great deal my dude

only 20?

25

Ill actually make that video for 1000 (edited)

22:36

I already have 100 ingame so 25 is pocket change

22:36

Im a smibcoin millionaire

but tedarak i don't have a thousand smibcoin

22:36

i'm no rich man like you!!

Just hecking spawn them

i can't only 0x22 can

22:37

kalju probably can do too

oh

0x22 hosts bot

I thought you made smibcoin :( I get you guys confused

i did

22:37

along with babbaj

22:37

0x22 just hosts the thing

22:37

he hasn't contributed a single line to the bot >:(

rip

22:38

whoever has access to the array of wallets, just change my number on it

22:38

and Ill make that video

nonono we can't do that!!

22:38

illegal (edited)

22:38

all smibcoin must be PURE

Im doing a service though!!

there's more than 1000 smibcoin in circulation

22:39

and the masons probably own 90% of it

there's plenty of bepis around

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yes and noone cares about it so it has no value

yes

22:40

exactly

smibcoin, on the other hand

22:40

we have THOUSANDS of smibcoin in circulation

22:40

beat that!1!1!1

we have THOUSAND of smibcoin in circulation

shh

~add 5

22:57

~nextmeeting

2 minutes (2018-jan-13 18:00:00 EST)

~add 5

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 18:05:00!

~add 50050

The meeting time has been set to 2018-feb-17 12:15:00!

~add 0459830549830459834

Input must be an integer!

~add 9999999

The meeting time has been set to 2037-feb-21 22:54:00!

~reset

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 23:00:00!

~add 5

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 23:05:00!

~add 999999999

The meeting time has been set to 3919-mei-13 09:44:00!

~reset

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 23:00:00!

~add 5

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 23:05:00!

~add -6944385

The meeting time has been set to 2004-okt-31 11:20:00!

~add 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

~add -99999999 (edited)

Input must be an integer!

~add -213174

The meeting time has been set to 2004-jul-17 10:26:00!

~reset

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 23:00:00!

~add -99999999

The meeting time has been set to 1827-nov-27 12:21:00!

~reset

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 23:00:00!

~reset

~leave

22:58

~die

SHUT IT DOWN

22:58

rip spawnmasons 1827 - 3919

rip

22:59

the 1000 year group has died

bbbbbb

~add

23:00

ree now i don't do the access

~add

Please specify the amount of minutes to shift the meeting date.

~add 10

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-20 18:10:00!

~add NaN

Input must be an integer!

~add -5

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-20 18:05:00!

~add 1E7

Input must be an integer!

~add -10080

The meeting time has been set to 2018-jan-13 18:05:00!

~add -9999999999999

~add -9999999999999

Input must be an integer!

~add -9999999999

Input must be an integer!

stop you nig

~add -999999999

The meeting time has been set to 0116-sep-25 07:26:00!

get rekt

23:05

i stopped it

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~add 999999999

~add 2147483647

23:06

~add 2147483647

23:06

~add 2147483647

23:06

~add 2147483647

23:06

~add 2147483647

it didn't crash

23:07

i took it down because dumb people were messing with it

we need to shut down babbaj

23:08

gulag his rights to bot

will work on it

23:09

first i'll backdoor it so i'm supreme leader of the bot and can never be removed from it

23:09

and then i'll fix the rest

motion to gulag babbaj

memearrow2

1

yes

5

Lots of peeps on today

yes it's a meeting @Brother Kyle

Yup

Yup

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@Ain https://imgur.com/gallery/GXmo6Yu

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youngmcneo

1

https://i.imgur.com/QuTwQjL.jpg

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https://i.imgur.com/prXAlEO.png

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00:19

LEAKER

00:19

LEAKER

00:19

LEAKERLEAKERLEAKER

00:19

LEAKER

00:19

LEAKER

@Deleted User babbaj banned from lodgebot, ~ban added and the next meeting will now always be after today so it won't spam "the meeting has begun" a million quadrillion times

00:28

now i do the sleepy sleepy

00:28

good night

00:30

what about ~unban

00:30

think long and hard about what the case would be if you ~ban someone who is already banned

00:31

wow alright dude

00:31

not everyone is a computer scientist

00:31

lol sorry sleep tight henry

00:31

i hope you ate well

00:31

thanks

silver is the best computer scientist

btw banned people can still do ~nextmeeting

00:32

just no admin commands even if they're admin (edited)

https://sketchfab.com/models/79b695dbee0c48b7bb4fee94dfdee3c9

Ain joined the server. 14/01/2018 00:55

hail brothers

00:55

smib!

ay-n

00:55

ayy-inn

a-ey-een

00:56

3 sylables

00:56

sylloables?

00:56

syllbelaes

dump sterrd

syllables

@Deleted User I can actully play civ v, in like 2 weeks

00:56

For limited amounts of time

00:56

But still > 0!

http://steamcommun

00:57

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1263863395

00:57

Why

00:57

is

00:57

this

00:57

a

00:57

thing

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i placed that sign

01:03

featured on a fitmc livestream

"_Apollion was here"

no the one on the left

at the sign of the player who BACKDOORED 2b2t

_Apollion has to be one of the top 10 edgiest names I have seen on 2b

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01:06

is that even human

01:07

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01:08

@Deleted User

01:08

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disgrace

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01:10

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that makes me slightly more uncomfortable

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01:12

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01:12

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is that the real fuffer?

yes

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is THAT the real fuffer?

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toro's sister

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01:17

youngmcneo

LOL

@Deleted User

02:33

@Deleted User

02:33

@Deleted User

02:33

please get the spawnmason bot ingame asap

02:33

server reset

did 2b die

@Brother Todarac buy it queue

03:02

its in the queue then

it had autojoin

03:03

however the server went down again

03:03

can you join once its back up

its auto reconnecting

03:03

lmao

03:03

why the fuck did you ping me

alrighty good shit

03:03

because I wanted to make sure

blocked

@Deleted User

1 blocked message

>BROTHER OX IS R A G I N G

03:04

<3

smib

on my node noderac

03:05

tbh bad meme

03:05

lol

I like how 2b2t went down with no warning 5 mins ago

03:06

and its still not back up

2b2t SHUTDOWN

03:06

hausemaster fix this meme

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03:06

it THINKS THE SERVER IS UP

03:06

but ITS NOT

03:06

IM RAGING

03:07

SPERMMASON BOT IS ON mc.futureclient.net

03:07

ok

@Deleted User

03:09

its back up

@Deleted User

03:10

its back up

im updationg the bot

03:10

nerd

ok thanks

smib coin

03:10

update

smibcoin v1.1

03:10

hype!!

ok it on

join the server while it has no queue

it in queue

03:10

pos 24

03:10

wtf

03:10

sick server

you missed it wtf

03:11

right when I pinged you it was like 20 people

i was uploading files

03:11

lol

@Deleted User @Brother Sun @snugglebugaj change this username

03:11

it's a poor effort that just illustrates how passive aggressive butthurt you get sun

03:11

fuck this gay earth

03:11

Brother An

Ayy-inn

you know what, i'm not even mad

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1

that's actually a good one lmao

slob on my bob

unfortunately brother torogadude was unable to attend this week's meeting

03:14

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:realfuffer: reacc @🅳🆁🆈🅶🕷🦇oods

03:17

wtf brother drygoodoods

03:18

https://twitter.com/shadesof666/status/797228770839187461

diego (@shadesof666)

when all you wanted was a sugar daddy but now u have to be the first lady of the united states

Retweets

32381

Likes

59255

03:18

fml

spicy 1.25 year old meme dude

i got it out of a message in a bottle that washed up on my island

03:19

any idea what it's referring to? we're a bit isolated here

https://www.google.com/search?q=torchy%27s+tacos&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiPyeCqv9bYAhVM9IMKHYdGAHoQ_AUICygC&biw=1920&bih=1014

don't click that link^

03:19

ip grabber

this

don't trust toderac

wtf

>:C

it says 1 blocked message for me

someone tell Ox to stop cyber bullying me

IP LOGGER

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aingery

1

I know you're secretly opening all of these blocked messages

hey toadarac want to play 1 month long chess with me on a board we built on 2b2t?

1 month is too short

03:21

3 months atleast

how about 4 years?

03:21

presidency chess

fuck he got me

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03:21

i only blocked him for that image

03:21

FUCK

03:21

HE GOT ME

want to play checkers taderac?

03:23

toderack you gay slime?

03:23

@toderac

03:24

fuck this gay earth

im playing Civ

spermed mason bot

03:30

is online

03:30

1334 smibcoins

03:30

very CLOSE

03:30

to 1337

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03:54

wtf

03:54

im getting smibcoin rich

03:54

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send all funds to toiderac

03:56

he's to be the smibcoin whale

dude we need to make it 100k smib coins for 1 month priorty queue

04:00

or something

04:00

XD

I have over 1000 smibcoin

fuck

04:03

we make it 1mill smib coins

04:03

for 1 month priority queue then

we could actually do that

04:09

hold an ICO

04:09

solicit donations for a coin launch

04:09

if a certain threshold is met, say US$100, then everyone gets their coins

04:10

then open a smibcoin exchange on futureclient.net website

loL

04:11

LOL

im just kidding it would totally flop

04:12

you need a much bigger market of traders for something like this to work

brownpill

1

@Deleted User blessed silver can i have some of your daily wisdom please sir?

04:47

you're the smartest man i know please bequeef your genius on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbR1SXIje1U

Proof That BitConnect Is NOT A Scam [All Evidence So Far]

07:37

BITCONNNNNEEEEEEEECCCCTTTTTT

07:37

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@Ain rekt

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oh hell my head hurts

too much map

15:54

download more ram

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waaauuuwwww

16:12

problem is, im not sure if he is trolling or not

i messaged back what it's supposed to be and they gave no response

you must construct additional maparts

i hope to god

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16:18

this is a troll

i bet its not

McNeo;4753.499999800001
wini567;41206.0

22:57

what the fuck

22:57

41k???

22:57

wtf

22:57

who is wini567

22:57

LOL

if you say smib multiple times in a message you get more smibcoins

this is fake news

23:05

this has been (((TESTED)))

23:05

jk

23:05

XD

someone has 41k smibcoin?? fuck

00:32

I have 29.5k atm

cucked

who the actual fuck is wini567

idk

@🅳🆁🆈🅶🕷🦇 we in a call

smib

SMIB

literally every online worshipful is playing civ5 wtf

1

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smib

1

06:47

wew

I log in and everyone is spamming SMIB. I’m laughing my ass off. I’m

why u laughING

Do we use the coin for anything

People have been developing my spawn base

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lol is this the same one from befor eor a new one?

086 shiit cooder of the year

before

08:22

same one

smib

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09:44

S M I B

I think im battling against hhh1 for smibcoin dominance

i think

09:46

we should

09:46

SUSPEND HIS WALLET

no thats mean

for illegal smib coin printing

09:46

he is printing out SMIBS

09:47

illegal

so mote it be

086 has a weak handshake

what

16:42

in what context

irl

when have you shaken my hand to confirm this

i just know it

are you god

babba is correct

17:45

i love you zero eighty six but it is the truth

17:49

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17:49

that was a good picture

17:49

yes

17:49

ain recently gave me a good picture aswell

17:49

care to share

17:49

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17:49

nice

~assign #lodge-time

Now assigned to #lodge-time!

~btc

BTC to USD $13918.17 USD (-0.5%)

@Ain

20:06

~crypto ltc

LTC to USD $237.85 USD (-0.5%)

i present to you

~crypto powr

POWR to USD $1.3 USD (-0.25%)

good bot

20:07

damn it's going back down

hail broders

smib

~crypto salt

SALT to USD $11.12 USD (1.0%)

~crypto xrb

Error getting price: Pair not found

wait

20:08

what

20:08

what exchange are you pinging that doesn't have raiblocks

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like first api i found lmao

20:08

https://api.cryptonator.com/

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i should add a little + symbol for when the percentage is positive though

20:09

~help

~btc ~help ~nextmeeting ~crypto ~add ~bump ~reset ~adminrole ~ban ~mention ~assign

can you do help pork

20:10

it should be diff for admins

20:10

@DaPorkchop_

check the user perms

just do ~help

~help

~btc ~help ~nextmeeting ~crypto

thanks

20:13

~bump

I haven't been properly set up yet :(. Try again later?

wtf why are you not saving

20:13

you're such a problem child, lodgebot

20:14

wtf you're saving just fine you're just mentally unstable (edited)

~crypto ada

ADA to USD $0.81 USD (+0.0%)

gg those 25x gains are nice

~crypto smib

Error getting price: Pair not found

~crypto bps

Error getting price: Pair not found

problematic

ree

piss off lmao

~crypto doge

DOGE to USD $0.01 USD (-4.0%)

invest

~btc

BTC to USD $13942.06 USD (+0.0%)

ETH to USD $1311.45 USD (+27.0%)

~crypto smib

Error getting price: Pair not found

LOL

22:44

@Deleted User thank you for this blessed meme

22:45

~crypto bis

Error getting price: Pair not found

FUCK

22:45

~help crypto

~btc ~help ~nextmeeting ~crypto

Btc

22:45

~btc

BTC to USD $13842.56 USD (-32.5%)

how do i get other crypto

~crypto doge

DOGE to USD $0.0 USD (-154.0%)

~crypto bismuth

Error getting price: Pair not found

22:46

~crypto mywish

Error getting price: Pair not found

~crypto litecoin

Error getting price: Pair not found

~crypto ltc

LTC to USD $235.73 USD (-30.5%)

~crypto eth

ETH to USD $1303.57 USD (-29.0%)

ain have you made any money yet

@Deleted User how do i get other cryptocurrencies not just the common ones

22:46

yes

enough to buy a burger?

The api he uses prob only has the common

enough

22:47

~crypto ada

ADA to USD $0.8 USD (-31.5%)

@HermeticLock can you order me a burger

~crypto xrb

Error getting price: Pair not found

~crypto xmr

XMR to USD $421.0 USD (-74.5%)

~crypto xor

Error getting price: Pair not found

i think it only does the top 20/50/100

And the known ones

the top 20/50/100 are the known ones

No

you talking about doge?

Doge coin is worth nothing tbh

doge is 37 my man

22:48

dogecoin is worth 1.135tril

22:48

lol

22:48

it has the 37th highest market cap

well yeah with all of them sure

thats like the entire gdp of the us wtf

fuck i meant billion

Lol

still, it doesn't matter how much 1 of a coin is worth

22:50

that stuff can be designed to be low by the developers of the coin making there be much more of the currency

22:51

dogecoin is basically a meme name for a clone of bitcoin ive heard. all works the same internally.

22:51

yet there are only 16,804,937 BTC in circulation

22:51

but 112,788,741,278 DOGE in circulation

@snugglebugaj Yeah.

DOGE

hence doge is worth $0.01

thanks

Your welcome bro.

buy bismuth!!!!

what about my welcome?

It’s on your back. Put it back in your pocket so it doesn’t get stolen.

22:53

It’s stayed there too long

ok

You don’t want to overstay your welcome.

so mote it be

what does it mean for my welcome to be "stayed there too long"?

you're no longer hailed by your fellow brothers

wtf

wtf stop this abuse right now

22:55

I won’t stand for it

22:55

In fact i might have to disband

22:55

Thw

i won't stand for this stupid ass bot not telling me the price of bismuth

Spawnmasons

i need to know

do i still get worshipped?

fuck you type in BIS

~crypto bis

22:55

???

it ded

~help

~btc ~help ~nextmeeting ~crypto

~crypto bis

22:55

~crypto bismuth

22:56

~crypto FUCK

Error getting price: Pair not found

~crypto btc

BTC to USD $13868.96 USD (-23.0%)

~crypto bis

henry it doesnt recognise most obscure currencies

wow

22:56

smh bismuth is not obscure

~crypto xp

Error getting price: Pair not found

it won't as obscure be in a couple of months

~crypto exp

EXP to USD $18.73 USD (+0.0%)

~crypto rpl

Error getting price: Pair not found

but yes it's relatively unknown rn

what is ripple

shitcoin

yes I know you

22:57

but

the founders own 60% of it

what is the name

what a meme

I know Ain

xrp

~crypto xrp

XRP to USD $1.69 USD (-169.0%)

ripple works

wow it’s shit

everything in the top 100 works i think

22:57

086 used this page for his api i think

22:57

https://coinmarketcap.com

Cryptocurrency Market Capitalizations | CoinMarketCap

Cryptocurrency market cap rankings, charts, and more

22:57

shoulda fuckin used this

22:57

https://coinmarketcap.com/all/views/all/

All Cryptocurrencies | CoinMarketCap

View the full list of all active cryptocurrencies.

22:58

22:58

also i dont give a fuck about the dollar value for anything other than btc, eth and ltc

22:58

i want to know how much something is worth in bitcoin aka bonchcoin

22:59

@Deleted User please

Got a bitch hooked on dick

YA

23:00

put a shoestring on my TIT

23:02

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23:02

and the grammy goes to...

is this from reddit

yeah pretty much

ain i used cryptonator

23:09

suggest anything like what extra args the command should take etc, will add (edited)

23:09

if you find a good API, feel free to tell me

23:11

~crypto xrp

XRP to USD $1.69 USD (-176.0%)

-176%

23:11

~crypto doge

DOGE to USD $0.0 USD (+1.0%)

wow only 1 significant figure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xWJHJYn8JE

@Deleted User https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtzQZk7C8iY

23:42

FUCK YOU

23:43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqwxYTloL90

Why is he throwing eggs?

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Obsessed

realfuffer

fuffer its a good meme

Reminds me, running out of Vaseline

what do you use vaseline for

It actually is

02:49

Palette cleanser

what the fuck

02:49

lmao

02:49

nice

02:49

meme

can i clean your palette

2

youngmcneo

2

If you eat enough Vaseline will you eventually cum Vaseline? Hmmmm

is there anyone else in this world that can run a mile in 10 seconds

what do you use vaseline for other than lube

02:52

ive never actually used it irl

thats 6 miles 1 minute pace

2

You’re lucky to run anything under 10 minutes

don't be rude, sister fuffer

02:57

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What do you guys think of a web app that lets you review 2b2t people. This would allow people to know who is trustworthy or not based on others reviews.

Literally retarded

03:53

Do your own fucking research, form your own opinions

With Henry. You can take into consideration what someone else says but to fully rely on someone else is as brainless as you can get.

i like herm's idea

This could be a part of that initial research.

04:02

Also you can slander the names of your enemies

04:02

Make people never want to base with them again.

but instead of player review it's judas watch list (edited)

i feel like such a public system would get abused to create a biased favor or, um, dis-favor (?) if thats a thing

Probably

you know what i mean

2b2t judas watch list when

I look forward to the shitoosting.

04:03

Shitposting*

I think it is the final stab in the corpse of 2b tradition

04:04

Personally I utterly despise the idea

04:05

as that simple act of knowing what to expect beyond the uncertainty of anonymity kills any wonder it might have had to explore the server and it's people

upboat

1

judas watch list

04:05

not wiki autism

Can you describe what you mean by Judas watch list?

basically a list of the biggest jews

kek

that 2b2t player review app would only be filled with negative reviews

also that

That’s a good thing

04:23

See who sucks to base with

"this guy is a jew/nigger/faggot"

no I mean on EVERYONE

Obviously some messages would be more credible

04:23

You take the specific scenarios

04:23

Not just this guy is a kike

04:24

But this guy is a kike because he destroyed a base after coming over and stole IRL money from us.

04:24

You could upvote the useful ones.

There needs to be a sort of "credibility system" that takes into account which % of reviews are positive and which % is negative, alongside the quality of each review

I’m starting some CS2 stuff that parses lots of text that will come up with those types of results

you could "upvote" or "downvote" certain reviews

Wouldn’t be useful for this specific scenario though. One review that says nigger would give 100# bad feedback.

04:26

100%*

04:26

Yeah that’s what I’m saying

like if the review is just them typing "gay" then it would be downvoted

04:26

exactly

04:26

and then they have some score on their profile of how "credible" they are

04:27

So if you have a credible person saying "Dont base with this guy" you could believe it

Herm listen to sun and I when we say this is the most anti 2b2t thing we’ve heard in the past year, probably longer (edited)

what do you mean anti 2b2t

04:28

2b2t is all about memes

04:29

this could be a great meme

The Jew thing sure

04:29

But please don’t try and make it serious

You would legit be shitting on what’s left.

also this

what if the review was positive

04:30

I'd leave nice comments for Entropy and giganox :^)

Nothing would get taken seriously because of the overwhelming negative reviews.

04:31

Or just pointless ones.

herm dont let them discourage you

I’m not. I think it’s a great idea still. Not sure how it ruins 2b2t

04:36

Reputation is everything here already

04:37

This is just a way to document it for others to see

04:37

Instead of word of mouth.

04:37

Someone wants to trade with you? Look them up

04:37

Potential base mate? Look them up

04:37

I’ve wanted something like this for a while

Trying to become relevant again?

make 2b great again

Herm, the entire reason for my initial wonder and hesitation, and even the whole "legendary player" meme that has been arround for fuck knows how long

04:50

depends on me, as a stranger not knowing jack shit about the people playing

04:51

it all relied on me actually putting in some effort and talking

04:52

and tbh It was so much better in the end to get to know people like that than to rely on a ghetto version of facebook

04:54

The first thing that went against all principles was people not leaving resources at spawn because they had shitloads somewhere else, but outright gifting everything idiots could ask at spawn

04:54

then people hoarding newfags like cattle

04:54

and now this?

04:54

This would remove the "anarchy" part and turn it into outright formality that keeps us from being the archon

please make a 2b2t player review aggregate so i can post only my highly negative opinions of everyone

We could call it 2bshittalk.com

04:56

2shits2rumors.net

2shit2website.idea (edited)

judaswatchlist.com

persue your dreams herm

I respect your opinion @sun but I think this only improves anarchy.

just think about what you're proposing, herm - that people on 2b2t actually work together by writing a foundation of genuine reviews

What makes this turn into the archon?

how the fuck do you imagine that will happen?

04:59

it will be a circlejerk of misinformation

literally the wiki

I’m not saying it will. I encourage the shitposts that will undoubtably happen.

but who cares about the wiki

i will make up the wildest false truths about people i hate or think are autistic just because i can

05:00

will be the mindset of half of the people who use your meme site

exactly why this is a good idea

And they can try and defend themselves too.

05:00

Imagine this in real life. Anonymous public co-worker rater

real life is different

05:01

people have standards and aren't hidden by anonymity

05:01

they can't just shitpost and get away with it

They could if they had something like this

herm how much bitcoin do u have???

I have .4

meme

But it’s gone down in value

im aware

I hope it will come up by the end of the year

05:02

Who knows

prob wont go up that much ever again

05:04

all the 50k 100k 500k 1mil memes im guessing you had some iota of hope for were just unfounded hype

I think they are made up so people have hope

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05:07

hahahahaha

05:07

~btc

BTC to USD $13000.14 USD (+16.5%)

Would be cool if we’re proven wrong

05:09

And it does keep going up

i'd make a lot of money if that happened

05:12

but no, such a thing wouldn't make sense in my view

05:13

imo it will keep going up but much more slowly than before (edited)

I'm sorry herm, but this is straight up the single worst idea I have heard about 2b

05:19

and were you anyone else I would tell you exactly where that idea needs to be shoved

in the rubbish bin!!

that and I don't know about others, but I'd rather cunts form opinions by talking to me rather than perusing about me from a list like it was some sort of job application

i don't think it's the worst idea in the world

05:23

i think it's pretty dumb and won't achieve what you want it to because people wont take it seriously whatsoever

05:23

but you can make it if you really like

05:23

i couldnt care less if someone writes a negative review about me

05:25

~crypto wc

Error getting price: Pair not found

~crypto weed

Error getting price: Pair not found

ugh

05:26

the bot wont tell me the price of cryptocurrencies, but at least i can run 6 miles at a 1 minute pace

(edited)

You’re missing the entire point. It’s not about the reviews. It’s about people not forming their own views and relying on others. Anarchy becomes democracy because votes/reviews are based on societal majority. (edited)

smib!

05:27

i dont care if people i dont know form their opinions on me based on other's """reviews"""

05:27

i dont care about people i dont know

>"i learned all of my 2b2t history from the wiki"

upboat

3

i have a really average sized penis

>"i dont like like this guy because he got a bad review on yelp"

You’re correct. Nobody cares about a nobody’s opinion. But that’s not the point I’m making. Have them make it themselves instead of it forced on them by others.

they're being forced to read reviews?

05:30

brownpill

If someone is given the choice to decide themselves or listen to others, people always prefer the easy route.

can i review 2b2t on yelp

im so glad i dont care about people's opinions on the internet

05:31

since i have an average sized penis, can run 6 miles in 1 minute and can bench 100kg

05:32

how big's your penis? leave your answer in the comments section

05:32

comments:

about this long: (edited)

05:35

@Brother Donald🦔 this is the part where you post a pic of your penis

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05:36

silverkrownking

@Fuffer how much can you bench??

I don’t.

effeminate pussy

probably cant

05:38

agreed

Don’t need to

what if there was a spontaneous eugenics program in finland based on how much people can bench

its all in those 6 mile 1 minute legs

yes, true

Then I’ll move countries

The intent isn’t to decide for you if somebody is good or bad. It’s to have a place where people can post anecdotes about their experiences with that person. And then based on the information people put about that person you can decide for yourself rather or not you trust them.

global eugenics program

05:40

what now??

05:40

move planets?

It’s not going to determine who is good or bad

You do that yourself based on the information.

herm how big is your penis

Never measured

05:40

Bigger than my iPhone is all I know

bullshit

I’ve never gotten a ruler out while erect. Have you?

yeah twice

I can make an educated guess but I don’t know exactly.

cus i dont know how long inches are

05:41

how else am i to quote my cock length in inches without measuring nigga

05:41

when i text girls

05:41

you know?

I don’t quote my cock length when talking to women.

beta

In fact it doesn’t come up.

impotent

there's a problem

They’re probably lesbian

herm's probably gay

05:42

it's an impasse (edited)

Why do you need to discuss how big your penis is?

tell us

I don’t ask women how big their boobs are

yes you look

The women I’m intimate with can look too.

Women love talking about that sort of stuff. You should ask next time

are they also allowed to take a tape measure?

And ask about their friends too. Chicks always know their friends sizes too

I’m sure she’s said things about mine.

you mean he*

05:44

don't be shy herm, you can tell us you're gay

I should make an app that lets you anonymously rate people’s dicks.

05:45

Then women can decide if it’s worth it.

yes i imagine that would be very popular

I can make it location based

it's all these blasted women talk about, cock sizes

I would add other factors too

So much for anonymous

if only they'd focus on my huge personality instead

The people talking about it would be anonymous

05:45

But if you’ve had one partner

05:45

You knkw

05:45

Know*

what if you have herpes

05:46

will there be an option for that

No. Probably for aids though

what if i write "no" but actually do have aids

05:46

you cant see aids

Isn’t herpes harmless

05:46

And curable?

isn't aids harmless?

No

it's curable though?

No

oh.... fuck

I remember hearing about people protesting the public aids thing.

ancient motherfucker

Yeah people want it to not be illegal to transfer aids to others without them knowing it

did they all have aids

Horrible

how's the funeral home fuffer

Did you just think you could shower it off, ain?

yes of course

05:47

cant you?

Funeral home? Dandy

Funeral home?

05:48

Church?

05:48

Grave yard?

05:48

What’s a funeral home

05:48

Retirement you mean?

no, i mean where you go when ur literally dead

05:49

you dont really go there

05:49

your corpse gets taken there

Why, am I dead?

undead

05:49

also im actually a dog

05:50

you'd never know it online

05:50

my profile pic? actually me

I often confuse morgues with brothels

yes

1

What’s the difference anyway

05:50

No complaints from the morgue, eh

smib

05:51

iim just raging because i have a small penis

05:51

but huge balls

i thought it was average

my balls are like 5x the volume of my penis

05:52

it's a big sack

05:52

massive inflated testicles

Must really weigh you down mate

no it's very firm and sits tight

05:53

i have a greater than average penis though

05:53

real talk

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but my personality is what matters

05:53

when ladies see my huge personality, they dont care about my tiny ballsack

Can’t fuck a personality

idk there's probably a chick out there named Personality

I wouldn’t doubt it

or a dude @HermeticLock

05:54

but really i have an extremely average sized penis

how is that extreme

because it is incredibly deformed and unique

05:55

you see, i was in a fire when i was young

05:56

my entire body escaped unscathed except for my cock

05:56

i got my cock burnt off

not enough lube

they had to remould it

05:56

that was it, mcneo

ain is fire crotch confirmed

i was nutting during the fire and the lube was flammablke

05:56

flammable

05:57

so now i have a plastic penis that is extremely average sized

05:57

incredibly deformed

Should have used nonflammable Vaseline

vaseline is flammable

05:57

afaik, all vaseline is highly flammable

05:57

it's literally a petrochemical

05:58

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The wax combined in it makes it less of a risk

not by much, i dont think

Wouldn’t know. But good story

thanks it's really true

05:59

also i have no problem getting an erection

05:59

i just press the red button on my leg the surgeons gave me

05:59

and my plastic penis inflates

can i 3d print a penis

yes

can i 3d print an assault rifle

im so glad i spent 20 minutes of our time telling you all about my real penis

06:01

only on tuesdays babbaj

3d printing will revolutionize gun manufacturing

you can 3d print a whole person

06:02

including a ((female)) @McNeo

086 knows all about that

can i 3d print a female

06:02

oh shit

but arent you married mcneo?

06:03

to that laxative girl

06:03

isn't she your girlfriend?

@Deleted User woah what is this cool map art bot youre making (edited)

it's just a schematic converter

@snugglebugaj No.

aww he's shy

sad!

Ther was 1 meter of snow when I went outside this morning

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~btc

BTC to USD $11756.5 USD (-158.0%)

it’s down a little bit

12:55

wasn’t it just 13k

@Brother Toro oh great sage, when is btc to 1mil???

whenever these DUMB PEOPLE stop selling it

~btc

BTC to USD $12010.93 USD (-3.5%)

woah!!

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13:14

inb4 past patterns don't indicate future performance

That’s a really bluepilled analysis tbh

13:14

A plethora of conditions have caused this dump, not just the market trend meme you’re looking at

yeah

13:15

transaction fees are the different thing now from every other dip

13:15

which makes the dip legitimately worrisome

13:15

whenever coinbase gets around to tx batching and segwit things should look a lot better though

13:15

coinbase is run by retards

I’m hearing the dip is being caused by fud in China and Korea

yeah

Both countries are trying to shut down bitcoin

there was fud with korea banning it

13:16

but korea never did and backpedaled quickly

Still might happen

china said theyre cracking down harder on mining pools, but they'd already banned crypto earlier in the year so idk what happened

13:16

no korea said they were taking down exchanges that ignored tax laws

tbh bitcoin just went back a month

yeah

Btc was like 16000 16th dec

early dec it was only like 12k

Nigga we mid January

it was 20k dec 17 (edited)

It fucken died dec 21

like the 17th day of december

13:17

yeah that was scary

13:18

but it was a flash crash and went up $3000 once it hit 10400 in 2 minutes

I don’t hold btc, it’s not that scary

13:18

My portfolio is down significantly because of btc memes tho

i'm about half btc and half altcoins

Which alts?

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experience coin

13:19

the coin for gamers

HECK YEAH

Those look like some reddit coins tbh

don't underestimate the power of /r/cryptocurrency

Except bnb

tfw alt portfolio is up 300% from reddit

13:20

while btc is down like 25% from last month

13:20

i put half my btc into those alts 3 weeks ago and its tripled

Nice, nice

tim mcnukepants logs into discord every couple weeks just to @ me and let me know bitcoin is down

Hahahahaha

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13:22

when even now i'm double up from when i invested, and most of my money is in alts

Dunno why you don’t just block him immediately

do people actually buy stuff with obscure alt coins

no

It isn’t being salty to just completely shut him off lol

altcoins are literally "this coin is 1 penny and its whitepaper makes sense so everyone will buy it" (edited)

13:23

that's what happened with tron

13:23

tron is a horrible currency but i bought $40 of it at .03, and sold it at the top around .24

13:23

8x gains, and now it's totally died

literally just meme stocks

exactly

13:23

it's free money if you're not totally retarded

What? Isn’t tron the coin that ripped off its white paper

yeah

Lmao

tron literal dead memecoin but i bought it before it made the waves on reddit

1 billion dollar market cap here we go!

it went up 8x, reddit started fudding it hard so i sold it

13:24

look at that, it's only worth .06 again

Why did you buy it originally?

because i had $40 left over and tron was the cheapest coin on binance

Meme

yeah

13:25

welcome to the altcoin market

13:25

there's an alt pump discord server i joined

13:25

18k people in it all gonna pump an alt at once tonight at 6pm

13:25

seems like a rank meme

Don’t follow those things

13:25

It’s a literal pyramid scheme

yeah admins are in it to get rich

13:25

yeah i know

13:26

definitely not a pyramid scheme

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will crypto funny money ever become a legitimate currence?

i'm just curious to watch

13:26

might put in a tiny bit and sell it immediately just to see

13:26

no, altcoins will all die in my opinion

200iq torogadude

btc, eth, neo will probably be the big ones

13:27

neo is chinacoin

13:27

eth is big program currency

Fuck predicting the long term future you fag

btc is first mover

13:27

no u

Make the money now then get the fuck out before the bubble bursts

13:27

I’m not gonna be doing this shit in 5 years time

uh

13:27

i'm not doing anything longterm with alts

Neither

alts are literal getrichquick

Fckinf precisely

but other big coins are very useful

It’s a game of gotta-catch-em-all with bitcoin

i wouldn't doubt an actual market forming for real coins

Whoever has then most btc wins

13:28

The

long-term, blockchain is a powerful technology

13:29

there's many uses for it besides building crappy altcoins

That’s what they said about flying cars

they never invented flying cars

You sure?

not ones that everyone can easily buy and use

Wait they invented flying cars?

kek

13:30

not literal flying cars but there've been a few meme ones for reality/tech shows

13:30

basically planes/helicopters/quadracopters with a car body

God bless you torogadude

point is, i think blockchain will go somewhere longterm

How’s Ericudo doing?

wew

13:31

https://discord.gg/PvMkPCH

Invite to join a server

The Ericudo Fan Club

general

13:31

he's doing ok

Did you ask him about the council of fags?

oh no i forgot

You fucker

13:32

I’m gonna grief your Death Star if u dont

your soup bowl

wtf theres some kid in there called JewishBanker

Holy shit there is an ericudo’s wife rank in his discord

13:32

Is ericudo edating?

torogadude plz ban

ericudo is memedating the zelda girl from my livestreams

What is memedating

it's a pretty funny joke tbh

I don’t speak reddit

like it's a joke for my streams

Explain?

zelda mean to me and love eric

13:33

eric get e-girl while torogacuck watch

Lowkey Ericudo actually edating tho

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Holy shit torogadude

13:36

Ericudo looks really tanned

13:36

I knew he was adopted

if ericudo is lowkey edating then he can do whatever makes him happy

Do you usually film for Ericudo and Zelda toro?

yeah

Edating never makes people happy in the long run

13:37

I’ve only ever seen one instance of it working out and that was a couple who met in the fucking 90’s

13:37

Pre-internet edating

yeah, just look at offtopia and nedat

Speaking of which, fuffer owes me feet pics for Christmas

13:40

Ffs

i still have nedat feet pics saved as leverage

Where they at @Fuffer??!?

would you like them

Wow

13:40

Yes

it's only one actually

Foot pic!!!

hold on i need to dig it up

I wonder if offtopia requested that shit

13:41

Whether he has an actual foot fetish

yeah someone sent it in some discord and i saved the link

13:41

http://i.imgur.com/2d2upUW.jpg

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Never met someone who actually is into feet

13:41

But then again, who would admit to it

maybe pvpcomboz

Literally who

idk

dude that guy is a og (((vet))) I mean (((RUSHER)))

I like feet a bit. It's nothing like I might like tits or ass. That kind of drive isn't there. However, good looking feet are a pretty nice piece of the equation.

Kyle harvests toe jam confirmed

I mortgaged my house to buy dogecoin ama

Gross

are you able to connect to 2b?

16:23

okay, it's up again

Can we please not post porn in general

16:51

Jesus fuck

dont open discord in front of other people

lmao

@Ain what is he referring to?

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BITCOIN CASH

~crypto bch

BCH to USD $1912.67 USD (-55.5%)

someone out there is laughing way too hard at the idiots still investing in btc

~btc

BTC to USD $11021.87 USD (+11.5%)

18:22

ETH to USD $1008.24 USD (+45.0%)

nice

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/7qvqur/2b2treviews_beta_is_publicly_launched/?st=JCI5R8NR&sh=226130e7

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brownpill

2

Herm

21:57

I broke it already

21:57

21:57

@HermeticLock

21:57

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21:57

cant give him reviews

21:57

his name is gone

I fixed it

good

Lol

the player input field isnt filled in when editting someone

@HermeticLock Can I try out something with it?

(((2b2t.reviews)))

22:09

yes

10/10 ign domain m8

yeah dude its sweet

What is it @Brother Donald🦔

look at all the (who)s that put themselves already

I was testing for him

not you cutie

❤

unfortunatey brother torogadude was unable to voice chat today

mfw theres a VoCo banner ad at the bottom

23:20

end my life

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test hello hi

seeing people talk about doc's base in chat freaked me out alittle

23:35

not yet

23:36

want to do one, got plan layed out

23:36

sure

23:36

>_> was not

23:37

women are to dangerous now adays. a single one of them can make a false accusation and ruin your life using the state as a hammer

23:38

i stay away from them

t. virgin

aingery

1

23:38

t. wizard

aingery

1

i got my dick wet before this metoo shit years ago.

23:38

i feel bad for kids now adays

23:39

imagine trying to be in highschool or freshman college now

23:39

like walking around landmines

23:40

Ain why you gotta be like that, you know i'm right about the current political climate

23:41

guna go play some bf1. you guys have fun

aingery

are you suggesting you would be accused of rape

23:56

im suggesting bitches are crazy

https://twitter.com/coindesk/status/953372128514052096

CoinDesk (@coindesk)

BREAKING: BitConnect says it is shutting down its lending and exchange site, citing cease-and-desist letters, "bad press" and denial-of-service attacks https://t.co/pXKoLffxbK

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no this is a legitimate ponzi

00:03

that got shut down

00:04

was one of the top 10 coins previously

100 on my wrist

80 on my wrist

100 on my wrist

01:51

80 on my wrist

01:51

100 on my wrist 80 on my wrist

01:51

100 on my wrist 80 on my wrist

01:51

100 on my wrist 80 on my wrist

me too thanks

Figure 1 gives the six hallmarks of cancer.

02:01

this could have been a good meme

02:02

but its Chapter6Exercise.pdf

yo quick shoutout to christina applegate

Which one of you did this lmfao

02:38

http://www.2b2t.reviews/reviews/5a5e74c6580fa20004cd62ed

02:38

I forgot all about this

Herm I’m raging at you rn

@HermeticLock wtf fix line breaks

H E R M

what did he do (edited)

he’s gotten me heated

02:45

now I’m writing literal sato essays

?????

on his reddit thread

the problem with herm and the 2b2t reviews is that it's too serious

02:48

it needs to be judas watch list

02:48

not a place for newfags to try to advertise themselves

this

02:48

if it was a shitpost I’d love it

02:49

but he’s legitimately trying to help out retards and give them a platform to practice their Jewish tricks

we need to be calling out jewish tricks not helping them

dangerous redpill

I fucking told him that this was a fucking bad idea

02:50

I don't like 2b feeling like ikea

agreed

02:50

I’m getting upvoted but Herm and Benito are seriously rustled

is there a chrome plugin that automatically downboats every post i see

02:53

nice

Just looking to be relevant again

@Deleted User just downvoted all of your posts from the last 2 weeks (edited)

wow dude

02:53

wtf

lol

I’m raging

what the fuck is even my page in that

02:57

I mean

02:57

It's like 99% shitpost

02:57

but wat

would you expect anything like this not to be 99% shitpost?

I would expect it to be unfunny

03:45

but tbh most of the posts are quite good shitposts

03:45

and those that are for real are passable if not good

03:45

sato and offtopia made me kek the hardest tho

I think it’s quite cool.

04:01

It’s not to be relevant.

04:01

It’s for my portfolio.

04:02

But I also believe it’s a useful tool, and if not that, it’s at least fun.

mfw @Deleted User aka galaxayy

aka goes afk in water and spawnmasons prevent him from dying

what

(after popping all totems and punching to 1 health)

http://www.2b2t.reviews/

04:09

This is pretty entertaining

04:09

Like that episode of black mirror

remember when your alt was supposed to be secret

whatr the fuck

04:10

who wrote that

04:10

@HermeticLock DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

who's this "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" guy never head of him

good thing i like hjc

04:10

lmao

I'm hjc

ok

A young lad with such a bright mind It's too bad he was influenced by clyde and started smoking weed

04:13

babbaj was this you

04:15

umm

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04:15

doge seems to own herms site

04:15

http://www.2b2t.reviews/

to the MOON

04:16

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yes

Shit

umm the site seems to be very laggy

lmao

lol

04:23

nice

04:23

someone exploiting

spam detection time?

Herm can you edit my profile Jesus Christ that alt is supposed to be secret

04:26

@HermeticLock pls bb

04:27

I don’t know who wrote that profile but I’m raging

@HermeticLock Windows linebreaks don't work, not sure if ctrl+enter works, havent tested.

or add a search feature

I also don’t own hjc711 dryg has control of that name so I’m just fucking mad every single part of that profile is untrue (edited)

this is what 2b2t reviews was meant for henry

04:29

making kids rage

this is fake NEWS

i think weve found its purpose

"In a fit of constant rage Very unstable"

04:30

LOL

04:30

go play with your birds

Yeah I will edit it

04:31

@McNeo what do you mean

i tpyed, hit enter for a clean paragraph diferenctial, and typed agin

04:32

site just made it run-on

Interesting

script to delete anything with "a a a a a' and a word longer than 20 characters?

Not sure how to fix that

04:32

I want to make or so the name can’t be past 16 chars

04:32

And the Des 140

or just train a NN for spam filter xD

I set it that way with max length

04:32

But I guess that’s only client sided

04:33

How do I set a length server side

if your doing javascript

04:33

everything is clientsided

04:33

lol

Node

node == meme

04:33

check if the url == treash

04:33

and delete it

herm dont drink soy

?

04:34

Treash?

dont be a front end web dev js cuckold soyboy

URL > something.length?

04:34

Can you not tell that this has backend

04:34

It’s saving posts to a database

04:35

Mongo

send pics of back end for proof

What do you mean

just want u to know

dick pics

04:35

but the other side

Im using node and express

just SHUT IT DOWN

04:36

reset all

04:36

idk

04:36

XD

ok node is the front

04:36

send back

Node isn’t front

>backend node lol?

fuffer backend node owrship

04:37

omg i hate my new keyboard

04:37

mechanical yeah sure great but its 4 times as tall an di mistype more often than before wtf

did you fall for the mechanical meme

i did and i hate it

04:38

i do love the feedback though dont get me wrong, but its gonan take me a while to adjust to typing

i know better than to fall for jewish tricks

T H I S

after 6 years my gameboard was giving out so i needed something new anyway

04:39

babba and 0x fake news cuz you still watch toro, who unfortunately cant be here at the moment

what did he mean by this

you watch a jew

04:40

a carribian jew at that

you associated urself with a jew

04:40

checkmate

04:40

XD

I have changed my mind

ahhh, but im not the one who denounced jewish tricks, you are

this is actually hilarious

dude im learning his jewish tricks

04:43

ur also implying that i dont turn off the audio till he starts screaming in mic on webcam (edited)

04:46

@HermeticLock SHUT IT DOWN

04:46

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08:54

shoutout to owo the diamond bb

08:54

my favourite players

08:54

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08:54

hahahahaha was this you toderac @Brother Todarac

:^)

08:55

I made pages for like 5 people

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2

08:55

lmao

I thought that was your comment tbh

could be henry's or dryg's

08:58

this site does take itself pretty seriously

08:58

not a good thing for something 2b2t-related

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

told him to have captcha on posting

or atleast use csrf_tokens

what website is that

~btc

BTC to USD $10136.96 USD (-30.5%)

ain that was me xd

~btc

BTC to USD $9965.16 USD (-117.0%)

HAHAHAHAHA

11:03

~btc

BTC to USD $9990.09 USD (-116.5%)

:c

14:07

wait how can it go minus >100%

@HermeticLock mfw my profile has still not been edited

14:24

reeee

go to oyur profile

14:35

add /edit

14:35

to url

14:35

$powr

http://www.2b2t.reviews/reviews/5a5e8f963204e400043ef2be/edit

14:36

@Deleted User

$crypto powr

~powr

oh lol

14:36

~crypto powr

POWR to USD $0.69 USD (-176.0%)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

correcting these self advertisements

~crypto power

Error getting price: https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/power/

ree

15:49

~crypto shitman

15:49

bully

15:49

wtf jda crashed

15:50

not even my bot's fault

15:50

ultimate brown

15:52

~crypto shitcoin

Error getting price: https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/shitcoin/

dude why are you returning the api

15:53

tard

15:54

~crypto shitcoin

Error getting price: https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/shitcoin/

now i'm raging

15:55

fine

15:55

be like that

15:55

fuck you

15:55

i don't care

15:55

you didn't hurt my feelings >;( (edited)

cough #deleted-channel cough k thanks

yes i did test it in there and came here for a final test which failed

15:56

ree

th0nk

crazythonk

1

whatever i uodated the crypto command

crazythonk

th0nk

1

it'll now give btc value and doesn't take symbols anymore

15:57

~crypto ethereum

ETH to USD, BTC $806.22 USD ,0835241 BTC (-0.16%)

~crypto powr

Error getting price: https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/powr/

~crypto power ledger

Error getting price: https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/power/

~crypto power-ledger

POWR to USD, BTC $0.65 USD ,00006758 BTC (-2.13%)

one word i guess

15:58

^

why not make it accept both

was just gonna say that lol

short names are much easier than writing "etherium classic"

because the api only takes the id

15:59

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

so check one and if it doesn't work check the other

make your bot find and replace before calling the api

if you supply me with a big from and to map, i'll do that

just ping it using the name, and if not then ping the short name

16:00

only if both fail should the bot fail

16:00

ez

well you can't ping with the short name

16:00

it only takes the "id"

id, yeah

16:00

lol

https://coinmarketcap.com/api/

API Documentation | CoinMarketCap

CoinMarketCap API Documentation

on exchanges that's the short name

it's really brown considering the convert parameter only takes symbols

16:01

(string) convert - return price, 24h volume, and market cap in terms of another currency. Valid values are: 
"AUD", "BRL", "CAD", "CHF", "CLP", "CNY", "CZK", "DKK", "EUR", "GBP", "HKD", "HUF", "IDR", "ILS", "INR", "JPY", "KRW", "MXN", "MYR", "NOK", "NZD", "PHP", "PKR", "PLN", "RUB", "SEK", "SGD", "THB", "TRY", "TWD", "ZAR"

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16:04

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

rip

> in the queue

~crypto dogecoin

DOGE to USD, BTC $0.0 USD ,00000059 BTC (-1.68%)

lol i wish i'd bought more

16:09

bought at like 15 satoshi

~crypto bismuth

BIS to USD, BTC $4.05 USD ,00040025 BTC (+0.78%)

oh shit it actually works

19:28

aingery

why are you angry

19:28

because it works??

aingery isnt angry (edited)

aingery

1

??

it's like the physical embodiment of autistic screeching

19:29

and sometimes you screech in joy

19:30

holy shit tho, bitcoin went as low as $9400

19:30

i wonder if tim gave toro shit about it

i bought the dip, it's currently rising up again

19:31

bitcoin

dip

dip

it nearly halved

yes

19:31

very big dip

19:31

still dip (edited)

i don't trade between fiat and crypto for profit because the percentage changes are minimal and no exchanges allow me to conduct quick transactions with much money unfortunately

currently dipping in progress

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19:35

casual everyday dip

tfw i made 2% while we were talking

how much did you buy

2 whole percent!

the cryptosheep get sheared

21:54

plz buy more GPUS btw

21:57

Oh nice a bitcoin wallet site was hecked yeah that’s why the price went down lmao

21:57

~btc

Error getting price: https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/btc/

right I need to fix that

21:57

~crypto bitcoin

BTC to USD, BTC $11389.0 USD 1 BTC (+4.11%)

>wallet site was hacked when will these idiots learn

yes

@Deleted User that isn't why the price is down (edited)

23:32

exchange and online wallet happens hack all the time

23:32

idiots lose money but the money doesn't exit the market

23:33

the hackers just resell it and make $$$$

23:33

btc price is down amid rumours of a crypto ban in china and possible restricting regulations in south korea

23:33

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@HermeticLock i had working ip logger on your site :/

23:39

removed it now

@Ain so like 60 mill in bitcoin stolen would not do anything?

23:41

because thats how bitcoin died last time

23:41

tons of bitcoin got stolen

23:41

price died to 200$

23:41

from its like 1.5k

23:43

this should also only just drop the price down for the hours asia is awake and thats how it was for the last few months

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what do you mean last time? that was a fucking eternity ago

last month

23:43

60 mill

23:43

was stolen

23:43

lol

when?

2 days ago like 1 mill was stolen

23:43

and thats when it dropp'

23:43

d

23:43

heckers

23:43

selling cheep

you do realise... the market cap for btc

23:43

is 187 billion

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i thought you were talking about the hack that actually affected prices in 2014

ain u werent even alive in 2014

i can't believe you actually thought this whole drop was due to a """hack""" (edited)

23:47

HAKC

fuggin hackers

how would US$1mil even affect a hundred billion dollar market

23:49

1mil is 0.0005% of the market cap of btc

u aint got shit on my hundred dollar bullion market

1mil is 0.005% of the 24hr market volume

23:50

and why would "hackers" steal a bunch of bitcoin then sell it cheap? why not just sell normally like everyone else and make way more money?

23:51

thousands of multimillionaires buy and sell multimillions of btc a day and they don't dent the market that much

23:52

i have a very average penis

23:53

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@snugglebugaj I see your spamming nice images

im not spamming anything

on herms site?

23:53

it seem to be an image you use a lot no?

literally not doing anything

[2018-01-17 23:52:07] 173.19.76.201 [2018-01-17 23:54:00] 71.232.178.65 [2018-01-17 23:54:12] 184.23.1.228

23:54

ips of last 3 people :p

this is illegal

23:55

which player review is yours

the logger is a 5min old website :p (edited)

[2018-01-17 23:52:07] 173.19.76.201 
[2018-01-17 23:54:00] 71.232.178.65 
[2018-01-17 23:54:12] 184.23.1.228 
[2018-01-17 23:55:04] 173.19.76.201 
[2018-01-17 23:55:13] 77.247.181.165 
[2018-01-17 23:55:30] 71.232.178.65 
[2018-01-17 23:55:50] 2a02:a03f:5cbf:5f00:88ba:a1b3:e162:6da6 
[2018-01-17 23:56:35] 2a02:a03f:5cbf:5f00:88ba:a1b3:e162:6da6 
[2018-01-17 23:56:38] 37.48.8.18 
[2018-01-17 23:56:49] 71.232.178.65

23:57

leaked

kek

23:57

wasnt that hard right? xd

23:57

mine isnt in there tho

23:58

@snugglebugaj wait how did you find the txt file?

ur dumb

or was it jsut obviously named

i wonder where it could be

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kek

23:59

nice

23:59

stupid site

23:59

welp

hackers sell bitcoin cheep cuz they dont wanna get (((reported)))

00:08

so they make a good deal XD

that's not how blockchain works

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now THAT'S how blockchain works

redpill

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Monika

2

Yuri

2

Sayori

2

Natsuki

2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=109sJa4AdhM

Doki Doki Literature Club In a Nutshell

parrotwave7

1

parrotwave6

1

parrotwave5

1

parrotwave4

1

parrotwave3

1

Monika

Yuri

http://ddlc.moe Natsuki

Natsuki

Sayori

(edited)

Doki Doki Literature Club!

The Literature Club is full of cute girls! Will you write the way into their heart?

1

1

1

1

1

smib

1

02:14

@Ain is it fun!

What is it?

A free video game, one where disscussing the content of the game will make your experience worse. (edited)

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02:38

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02:44

jesus

02:46

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiji_(manga)

Tobaku Mokushiroku Kaiji (賭博黙示録カイジ, lit. Gambling Apocalypse Kaiji), also known as Ultimate Survivor Kaiji, is a Japanese manga series about the art of gambling, written by Nobuyuki Fukumoto. It is published by Kodansha in Young M...

02:46

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banime this man

yes

2

https://i.imgur.com/Z9ULBg8.png

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this is actaully manga

02:49

nyaa.si

http://horriblesubs.info/

HorribleSubs Leader

horriblesubs

sorry joining different chat to play PUBG with friends lol

ok, have fun!

02:52

good to meet you

https://nyaa.si/view/849544

Cowboy Bebop S01 1080p Hi10p BluRay FLAC5.1 x264 [CTR] (English Dubbed Dual Audio) (Includes the Movie - Knockin' on Heaven's Door) :: Nyaa

Anime - English-translated | 66.7 GiB | Uploaded by Catar on 2016-09-12

02:55

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CzURm7OpAA

DEFCONConference

DEF CON 23 - Robinson and Mitchell - Knocking my neighbors kids cruddy drone offline

https://i.imgur.com/WiaRS50.png

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03:13

https://i.imgur.com/743syVg.png

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03:13

lol

03:13

horriblesubs alone

wait made in abyss did a batch for horrible subs

03:14

link plox

03:14

if you can find the batch for it

I just checked your list and you had 6-13 in 1080p

03:21

http://horriblesubs.info/shows/made-in-abyss/

HorribleSubs Leader

@HermeticLock umm i dont think ur website still works

03:56

http://www.2b2t.reviews/

03:56

it says Application error

03:56

pro website?

rip 2b2t reviews 2018 - 2018

So. This is actually a tad serious. But whoever posted the (((communications))) thing on germs site? I want it gone. Fine to joke about it in here

germeticlock greatest minecraft warrior

Not in a fucking site every mongoloid on 2b will visit

germeticlock leader of the spawnmasons

04:03

poor communication tbh

I am not even gonna fix that autocorrect. It's hilarious

is it pronounced "germeticlock" like "gif" or "germeticlock" like "gif"?

G like girlfriend

jirlfriend

@Brother Sun what did you mean by this

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05:10

i'm so glad i can read about these felonious griefers in case i was ever going to invite them to my minecraft base !

05:11

god forbid, i actually invite E6P0JC7U42SRZMV0 to my base (edited)

05:12

lmao

05:17

i cant add anyone

05:18

herm's fix is so good

05:18

it blocks everyone on the site

05:18

i think

05:18

wow i need to invite this guy

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i second, so we take majority over kalju. sending coords to dupe stash now.

yes we need to invite hey to the base

05:20

(real)

Ign: Hey hey guys give coords hey

https://namemc.com/profile/hey.2

hey – Minecraft Profile

Check the availability of Minecraft names, look up the name history of Minecraft accounts, view Minecraft skins in 3D, convert UUIDs, and much more!

05:21

legit mojang staff?

05:21

kek

a large clump of cat hair in the corner of my room just took flight

05:21

looked like a fucking ghost

05:22

steadily flew up the side of my wall

i think you need a vacuum

constant velocity, no acceleration

clean your fucking room

05:22

lol

been too busy to for a few weeks

05:22

will do l8r

scrub

hey mcneo aren't you married or something?

nop

how old are you?

47

74

ok

he put the number the wrong way

unlucky dude

older than fit

05:24

lol

yes

05:24

@Worshipful why cant i tag the pedo rank to tag all my fav pedo's (edited)

upboat

2

yes

1

unlucky? nah. i have my interests. but running my own business keeps me too busy. i legit dont want to take away from what i could be offering someone. honestly looking to seel my business/clients, then its time to settle down.

notice all the pedophiles are also computer scientists?

woah wtf

from this, i think we can conclude that computer science breeds predatory tendencies

even if you could tag pedo you wouldnt be able to tag all your favorites... fit isnt here

no

05:26

my fav pedos are

05:26

ONLY

05:26

in the STONEMASONS

he is the elemtary school teacher, after all... he;s got a degree in this shit

086, mcneo, herm

wow doxing?

thought fit was in economics or business

not doxing kek he made it public himself

05:27

months ago

05:27

during the hurricane bullshit

fuck hurricanes

05:28

there were no hurricanes like this when OBAMA was president

SECRET IMAGE DO NOT LEAK

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sick leak dude

hrello u need veteran queue to viwe this image Lol

no one knows what fit looks like irl

i just made that

05:29

wtf

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lol sick public image nerd

05:30

DELET THIS

delet

1

05:30

XDDDD

smh

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thonk

1

05:31

u have that pixel

05:31

ain

futurethonk

1

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what about this one

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what about this one

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this one?

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bitcoin

this one?

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ox face reveal or ur gay

05:32

haah

this one

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pussy do it !!!

1

GWnkePickleRick

2

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:O_:

05:33

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW

shoe

sick reveal bro

05:33

you want to see a picture of fuffer?

05:33

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wth thats not fuffer

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05:34

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05:34

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05:34

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05:34

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05:34

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05:34

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05:34

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05:34

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05:34

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stop posting ur penis

real fuffer

false

ur false

fuffer is black

05:34

stupid (edited)

fuffer is really that photo

05:34

ask her urself

nice lie

@Ain jesus christ stop posting your pedo meme shit

ive never told a lie in my life

yeah ok

05:35

blocked (edited)

it's against god's commandments

wowe just found a pic benadryl took of me 7 years ago

god will strike you down

i dont have a beer belly

05:35

lol

are u sure

it's not pedophilia, the girl is over 18 and it's vaseline

how about a beer gullet?

it's fuffer herself

05:35

dont you know how old fuffer is?

fuffer is 85

05:35

and black

sexy

ernesto

2

very experienced

no

https://youtu.be/9U6Qr9htIhE

New poem: my black fart confession :(

the real fuffer is 26 this year

wow this chat is brown

agreed henry

she'll teach you how they fucked in the 30s

brown.jpg

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smib

3

top hats and methanol booze

SMIB

methanol is the greatest

I played TF2 today for the first time in like 5 years

it gives you super powers

god that game has gone to shit

http://www.2b2t.reviews/reviews/new mcneo are u able to add one

got kicked from a 2fort server

05:38

for actually killing the opposing team

05:38

everyone just goes down in the sewers and dances around

i can type but then on save Too Many Requests despite this being thre first oen i made

yeah

05:38

sick site

05:38

herm

is that justin beiber in the foreground?

lmao

05:38

requests limited overall

05:39

ratelimits for all ips

05:39

best

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05:39

i dont have my mic pluged into my headset so im just listening kek

05:39

i plugged it into the wrong hole and it felt good so imma keep it there

~btc

Error getting price: https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/btc/

~crypto bitcoin

BTC to USD, BTC $11246.9 USD 1 BTC (-2.55%)

YES

05:40

YES

lol 0x ive had ain muted for... months...? obv youre responding to him and its great

aingery

1

BITCOIN

LOL

MR BITCOIN MUTED AIN

05:41

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mcneo raging

had him blocked in chat too until the last meeting

05:41

lol

can't take the heat

05:41

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that guy knows how to party ^

i cant take the heat, ain is 95% autism soooooo

05:41

lol

whippets + weed is a fun combination

if ive been blocked for months... how come you've been responding to me this whole time???

05:42

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i said i unblocked you in the last meeting fag

HERM FIX UR site

05:43

I CANT ADD a TRANNY

What I set up is supposed to limit only the one with that’s spamming

I WANT TO MAKE FUN OF

youve been responding since way before that

It only blocks you if you spam too many requests.

@HermeticLock it rate limited everyone

If you spam is limits you.

you've said something every time i've spoken to you ever

i never spammed

05:43

lol

05:43

mcneo never added anyone

05:43

and he cantr

05:43

too

Really?

yes

so you mustnt have missed anything when i was (((blocked)))

if i manually read a blocked message sure i may respond lol but overall its been blocked

05:44

lrn2discord

Why was there a bunch of spam thenv

idk

Someone waited it out and kept doing it?

sure lol

>blocking someone to not see their messages >still reads all their shitty messages by manually clicking to view every time

05:44

MR BITCOIN CAN U TELL HERM HIS SITUATION!

sounds like you played yourself, mcneo

assuming i did it "every time"

Crap it says too many requests

05:45

Okay I see.

yeah its broken lol

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Taking a look

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robDab

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05:50

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robDab

1

05:50

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05:50

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saddab

1

05:50

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ThinkingIntensifies

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0x

05:58

doesnt

05:58

talk

05:58

like

05:58

this

05:58

anymore

05:58

so

05:58

he

05:58

has

05:58

anew

05:58

keyboartd

is that one of you guys?

06:09

what the fuck is happening

06:09

who is doing that

06:13

I honestly have no idea how to stop it

#shutitdown

lol herm reset and all the spam is back in <5 minutes

06:26

gg

06:29

also sorry for leaving vc ain but when im already talking and you interupt with "let me talk" for like 5 minutes staraight... lol

06:29

i let you talk, you let me talk, it was all good, good conversation. but when one tries to take control its kinda bs. cant have a fair conversation that way

Really dumb conversation tbh

but a conversation none the less lol

06:31

i even appologised to fuffer for interupting her

Don’t care about that

tbh fuffer you left before i did lol so you didnt see the final meltdown

06:32

fair enough

It was done when it kept going in circles about idiots getting ripped off and failing to understand basic business and marketing

i admitted i had no idea what i was talking about lol but was trying to wrap my head around it - just trying to investigate an idea and wasnt expecting the #shutdown from everyone involved

06:33

lol thats not even what i was trying to say

06:33

i was trying to expliain it to ain when he said the same thing

Well, read up on what you want to say

simply put my point is this... if i can go to www.nfl.com and buy a super bowl ticket for $500... but i dont knwo that nfl.com exisits - or i dont know how it works - i may simply go to joe schmoe and buy one for $800 instead, simply for the conveince and ease

06:35

all i was trying to say is shit like that is certainly happening with smibcoin

Duh yes it happens why is this a surprise

its not a surprise

06:35

i never said it was

06:36

ug never mind lol

What was the point of bringing it up then if we all know and agree on it

i give up

06:36

you win

06:36

to make conversation

06:36

jesus chrsist

06:36

we all know 2b is a minecraft server but we all talk about it dont we?

06:37

is it so bad to... talk...?

06:38

how boring would shit be if we all thought the same thing and had similar views? different people have different ideas and thats what makes a conversation a conversation

Stating the obvious isn’t good conversation. It would be the same as saying “2b is a Minecraft server”. Nobody is challenging that point.

but did i not admit that i had no idea what i was talking about? so how is that stating the obvious if it wasnt obvious to me?

06:40

its one thing to have a conversation - quite another to admit to not knowing and being derailed by everyone else

06:40

like... ok... sorry for not knowing

06:40

lol

Glad you learned something new then!

not really lol

i have a very average penis

i still think my point is valid since i could never say it in full lol

06:41

pics or it didnt happen ain

please don't post a picture in general

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What, you’d enjoy it too much,086?

no I'm in a public place

Exactly!

With a dick on my screen

some people get their jollys off to that, just sayin

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brownpill

3

~crypto ripple

XRP to USD, BTC $1.52 USD ,00013179 BTC (+6.2%)

~crypto smibcoin

Error getting price: https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/smibcoin/

wow

12:39

bad api

'

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1

Snek

buy stratus or whatever it is

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THIS

16:04

brb making crypto genius role

no buy 2builders2tokens

16:04

only 2 in supply

16:05

ever

is there an aussie role

16:18

@DoctrZombie mate! Thanks so much for touring gRiNdLoRd's base!

1

16:19

also, i predict the next map to be published will be 'building with friends' by the Rag II Crew

16:19

ay there is an aussie rank

16:19

Dingo me bby

16:19

;() ❤

If anybody wants to be a mod on my website let me know

19:56

You’ll be given permission to approve, edit, and delete posts.

sure

Send me a pm

19:56

Right now I have edit and delete in place

19:56

I’m working on transferring the form to go to the admin area

19:56

And then the admin area to have an approve button

19:57

Which moves to everyone

19:57

Will be done today.

Can I mod your website?

making a useable code editor inside minecraft is painful

20:01

kill me

only if you give me the code first

no please no, not the code

you have to life on then -.-

20:06

what I have seen so far looks amazing. what part are you having trouble with?

i'm doing autocompletion

20:06

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can you hook in the chat name compleation function or are you doing it from sketch?

scratch, the full GUI is done from scratch so there is no chat name completion stuff anyways

20:08

it's mainly the conditions, rendering etc of the autocompletion that are hard(er)

good luck. let me know if you need testing or something

is this free and open source

huh, that looks a lot like what i was planning

20:12

is it a custom language or something else

beanshell

hm, ok

20:12

i've literally been sketching a full java parser using reflection and regex

20:12

like a lot of it

that must be a hassle

why dont you just use javac

yeah because then i have to load stuff and break the classpath and everything

better than trying to make your own compiler from scratch

lol i'm not planning a full compiler thing

20:14

more like you supply the method body

20:15

i'm not planning full object-oreiented programming with regex

20:15

that'd be a complete waste of time

use javac (edited)

javac -cp paths main class

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi%27s_Dragon_Maid_Character?channel=doi&linkId=5a5ef35a458515c03ee11245&showFulltext=true 14 page 10k word paper on aerodynamic anime titties

Analysis and Qualitative Effects of Large Breasts on Aerodynamic Performance and Wake of a “Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid” Character (PDF Download Available)

Full-text (PDF) | A computational fluid dynamics methodology is used to study the salient flow features around the breasts of a human figure and to describe the aerodynamic differences imparted by their geometric presence. Two models are proposed for examination: a 3-dimensional reference based on...

I predict bitcoin will go to the right with time

23:23

Sideways

https://ciencias.ulisboa.pt/sites/default/files/fcul/outros/Chemical-Free.pdf

23:32

i dare you to read the whole paper

It’s a single page abstract

nice job

00:04

islit

2 and a half shulkers of tnt

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00:47

did some damage

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that's a p fucking hueg lava cast though

01:14

did you make it and rekting it for fun or was it someone else?

some one else made it. idk who tho

must have been some really deterimined autist

yeah

Who would spend that much time to go to the + + border just to cast it

what, with how anyone would need to travel the full 7 mil to get there through the nether

They must have nothing else to do with their time

how many shulkers of tnt do you think it would take to blow up the hole cast?

with the kind of spread you used?

01:40

too much

01:41

make sure that there is 1 block of spacing between each tnt block, in every direction

01:41

preferably stone

01:42

optimally it'd be 3, but I don't know how much time you're willing to commit. Because thing is, anything less than that moves the tnt and thus a good number of the detonations happen outside of the structure

01:42

at 3 blocks you're in max range, at 1 you're at good range and failsafe coverage for chain detonation (edited)

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herm is very good at writing secure web apps

yes

found this comment on this video hehe

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@Bróðir Nordic blasting all the way down to bedrock?

no just to y 64 or something

Anyone know who’s been spamming my website?

03:14

Is it someone in here?

03:14

Or just a random script kiddie

i mean... you posted the site on the 2b subreddit... what did you expect? lol

i love how everyone is locked out of posting

03:21

except

03:21

for the fucking spammer

03:21

nice site

03:21

holy shit

03:26

yeah I told him it was a shit idea lmao

03:26

also

i want the memelord sperm mason channel back

03:37

so i can post cool stuff :(((

what channel?

CLUB33 was the PLACE tbh

03:38

#root-a-shit would be ok but there is a SHITTER IN THERE NAMED @Brother Todarac

03:38

fucking hate HIM

03:38

(real)

>:C

ily

just use #root-a-shit

I was actually watching you type that before you tagged me

03:39

I had a sensible chuckle

yes im outside ur window

03:40

i saw u where looking at chat

what about #applicant-committee

Just use #spawnmason

ok now #applicant-committee is ok_hand

03:41

i forgot we CLEANSED it (edited)

03:43

i keep forgetting this is not the old spermmasons

03:44

can you fuck off

03:44

don’t use that chat for shitposting

03:44

its called #general-20190912

03:44

exactly

03:44

yeah so

03:44

i can talk about

03:44

whatever

03:44

the FUCK

03:44

i want

03:44

then

03:44

so why do you need a shitposting channel

03:45

idk do i mr LEADER

03:45

no you don’t

03:45

fuck off

03:46

ok cuckold

03:46

@Brother Todarac mfw you fucking ignored me

03:46

when I wanted to play pubg with you

you typed it in #root-a-shit so I didnt see it until hours later L M A O

I did not

03:47

Oh fuck

oh youre right

03:47

it was in #deleted-channel

I put it in bot shit

03:47

Even worse

03:47

I fucking tagged you though lmao

03:47

She

03:47

Shit you probably had it suppressed bc of the spam early on

guys check out my new design

03:51

in #design-contests

@Deleted User #deleted-channel

04:26

>nsfw

04:26

no thanks

04:26

its gonna have GORE

04:27

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04:27

fix'd

@HermeticLock are you a javascript artisan

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I express my feelings with javascript.

nice dude

Introducing smibVC, the sexy new reactive componentized Javascript meta framework that also blows you and writes performance reviews for your managers.

hire me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ntPxdWAWq8

HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'

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Have any of you had Starbucks often? What’s a good drink from there? Never been

Uhhhhh huhuh

12:43

you like normal coffee right

Yeah but I can drink that anywhere

do you want a cold drink or a hot drink

I’m looking to try something new

12:43

Don’t mind which

Fucking pick

Just tell me what drinks you like

REEE

12:44

The sweet cream cold brew is nice

Alright, I’ll get one tomorrow

12:44

Cheers

sweet

https://discord.gg/Bv84Vxc

Invite to join a server

general

hmm yes

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@Cousin Bongo Bongo Bongo ^

hacker

@Ain I like my coffee as I like my women--black and bitter.

so

19:35

you like slaves?

In Sydney

20:12

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20:12

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20:15

Hail brothers!!!

aingery

1

smib

3

bitcoin

2

spawnmason

4

SMIB

Join general voice

22:40

all of you

22:41

@McNeo you got the some NEO

i just got home and need dinner, if you really must be graced with my presence ill join in like 20 minutes

https://www.change.org/p/change-the-australian-currency-name-to-dollarydoos

Sign the Petition

Change the Australian currency name to Dollarydoos.

Kek

herm writes super secure web apps

Snowing like a motherfuck

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http://www.2b2t.reviews tfw

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yes

this for for you @Ain (part 1) Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes.

20:35

(part 2) They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too. Joe grabs mom, bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way right there on the dinner table. She has a big orgasm, and Joe sits down. His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and mom is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father shouts: "I'll do the fuckin’ dishes!!!"

CYANLIME

2

holy shit

21:05

this made me laugh harder than I expected

doesnt explain why fuffer was consuming vaseline

omg i wasnt gonna read that but i did because anar comment

21:07

omg thats great

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is that mcneo

mcneo on the right

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21:47

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~nextmeeting

11 minutes (2018-jan-20 18:00:00 EST)

???

SOMEONE

23:21

THROW AWAY MY BEER

throw it away yourself >:C

NO SOMEONE DID

threw*

https://youtu.be/brxKTY_I55U?t=554 get ready for the mangoers invansion goys

SciCraft 49: Lava To Obsidian Converter / Floor Builder

It was your mom

23:28

Your grounded

23:28

Get off Minecraft

who else thinks ain sounds cute on his phone mic

1

can anyone hear me

no

fredo

Ain’t no fun if the aliens can’t have some

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ1KrpA9zqU&feature=share

PUBG Tipsy Trios ft. Striak and Todarac - YouTube Gaming

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1

1

upboat

1

memearrow2

1

GWcorbinTopKek

1

i love it @snugglebugaj

02:31

thankyou for making my day

@everyone Server restarting in 1 min if you want to skip queue

@HermeticLock why are people spreading biased propaganda on ur website including (you)

?

you made your own post about yourself lol

06:57

sean made his own post too

You're supposed to

lol

06:57

see biased propaganda

06:58

very flawed idea

06:59

i would rather people add them self but someone like

06:59

votes one of the comments

06:59

and it shows the top comment (edited)

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09:58

Remember hardhat’s pyramid? This is all that remains now

09:58

Feel autistic yet?

sad!

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nice

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23:19

new emote

torogadude molested his brother

is that one of snipers drawings?

23:46

why do all his faces look like that

23:46

it never fails to unerve me a bit

he's bad at drawing

14!

8.71782912 E+10

thats a big number

that is 14!

no its not

16:30

oh

16:31

it is

14! = 14 * 13 * 12 * .... * 3 * 2 * 1

fuck off kid stop trying to lecture me

16:35

hung donald how big is your penis in feet

(-1)! / 0 (edited)

get real man

(sqrt((-1)! / 0))^2

stop being so negative

2 * abs((sqrt((-1)! / 0))^2) + 1 (edited)

donalds values are very unstable, you should get a negative feedback system

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aingery

1

@Ain haha do u like my stinkpad XD

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yes

1

18:52

thats ben shapiro im "redpilled" (edited)

yes very good my son

@Deleted User change my name ree

Hehe

TFW retards attempt to wither spawn

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03:17

@here restart just happened in case you want to try to skip queue

cheers

nice new name youve got todarac

03:20

the russian word for comrade reminded me of your name so

we can't have two cyrillic names

yeah its not gonna stay this way

todarac in cyrilic almost looks like toadpack

03:20

well toadpak

todapak

but a pack of toads nonetheless

Tovarishch Todarak

Спасибо за это новое имя, товарищ

Пожалуйста (edited)

Brother TidePod what?

Tide Pod Toshie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6TUaHYhRjQ

Hotline Spikes (Death Grips X Hotline Miami Mashup)

noided

love that video

is one of the reasons why death grips is so popular that you cant understand a word they are saying

no

23:49

you need to vibrate higher

im vibrating on the 7th dimension wtf

1

Deleted User joined the server. 24/01/2018 05:21

Before you say a word

Seems OP - please nerf.

You gonna have to get a better name

banned

05:21

kek

05:22

inb4 "guycrazy"

05:22

no thats toro nvm

Hello @Deleted User

howdy

what a kooky guy

have you ever seen a grown man naked @Deleted User?

because if u have not

12:26

u cant join

12:27

(real)

for a second i thought his profile picture was roblox

12:49

i'm kind of dissapointed, it's just unturned

can he talk without initiate rank?

dunno

12:52

maybe he's a little scared because of henry (edited)

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done @Deleted User

why are yall testing the poor dude before he's even said a single thing

But we’re just so curious and eager! Don’t you want an explanation for his name too?!

haha well yeah his name is probably a dumb thing he made up years ago and has kept it though

We want him to talk

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

13:00

i mean like, he's offline

Speak now or forever hold your peace @Deleted User

13:15

Also do you study computer computer science? Or will you/have you?

this dude

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13:18

why do you name screenshots

well it's multiple screenshots i put together in ps so i had to name it

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

13:19

you're so Rental

damn dude i wish i wasn't this rental

13:19

life sucks being rental man

THIS KID

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a duck has no brain

13:43

i haven't laughed that hard in a long time

i'm starting to think he's fucking with me

13:43

there is NO way anyone is this dumb (edited)

13:44

so he sends me some random ass duck related article as "proof that ducks have no brain"

13:44

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13:44

and then THIS

You’re too easy to fuck with 086.

Ducks do have corkscrew shaped dicks though.

why do you know this

It's a common animal fact because it is hilarious

i wanted the list of channels to get a bit smaller so i didnt have to scroll to see all voice channels and now im worshipful and i see a bunch more channels fml

15:39

now i cant see any voice channel without scrolling ;(

do we have that many channels?

19

15:44

but a lot are garbage

The torment that comes with being worshipful! So sickening!

put the text channels in a group like the voice channels, then you can mute individual channels and collapse the group to hide the channels youve muted

or

16:17

alternatively

16:17

you can slurp on my bitcoin

1

smib

As someone who has had the unpleasant duty of pithing baby birds for science I can confirm that birds have brains

wtf animal abuse

16:45

@Worshipful @_m_o_t_h_r_a_ for ban

yes

1

upboat

3

this

I've also had to kill frogs and caterpillars for research

what the fuck dude

16:46

ur making ur case worse

was it for computer science

also adding to shitlist now wtf?

nope, worked in a bio lab

wow

16:47

def adding to shitlist

did you study computer science

Are spawn masons the newest branch of PETA?

16:47

I did study CS

no were JIDF

jewish something something something?

my toilet is a bio lab

should probably get that checked out

16:50

no but seriously the building I was in had to post security guards after activists discovered that primate research was being done

sad!

did you attempt to interbreed humans and other primates

chromosomes didn't work--more research required

interracial sex is wrong

kek

what's wrong with fucking aliens? o.O

(you) (edited)

what do you think the chances are that aliens will even be fuckable?

next to zero percent

although, TBH, almost anything is fuckable given the right circumstances

bitcoin

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bitcoin

2

bitcoin

2

youngmcneo

2

thonk

2

ThinkingIntensifies

2

intense_thinking

2

2

thinkRotate

2

1

megathink

2

ThinkingFish

2

Thinking_Eggplant

2

intense_thinking_2

2

futurethink

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hyperblobthink

2

ernesto

2

16:57

@Deleted User react to my eggplant motherfucker

no

16:57

fuck u

16:57

u abuse animals

3

Using animals is necessary for some kinds of research, and unfortunately sometimes it requires that animals be killed. It isn't pleasant, but someone needs to do it. And scientists do it in the most humane way possible.

what kind of research ar u doing

why not just do your testing on a head of lettuce instead?

it was neuroscience research when I worked in a lab back in college

cant you use lettuce for that like mcneo says?

17:04

/s

can you use blacks

pretty cool you do neuroscience shit

All the neurological synopses in a lettuce!

exactly what did you study?

just think of the whole head of lettuce as a neuron.

is this an analogy

no, it is real life

17:05

dressing functions as a neurotransmitter (edited)

yeah its an analogy

@Brother Tanaxis I don't any more, worked in a lab in college

@Toshie what have you concluded from you lettuce head testing?

Don't lettuce down, @Toshie

17:16

wtf who deleted my petition earlier?

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18:15

this is

but ❓ ❔

18:18

I say use niggers @_m_o_t_h_r_a_

Haha I don’t do research in lettuce head testing anymore, but there’s a couple papers published with my name on it :3

Rip Toshie. Bout to find them all

Oh gosh you have my dox

19:28

at least that's better than computer science

@Brother Toro why does your dumb brother and his shitty friends chase me at spawn kind of annoying, i'm just patching bugs in my client and then suddenly emperiumfags start following me??

maybe dont write shit code and you wouldnt have this problem

because his brother is dumb

20:41

lol

20:43

i would've blown him and his retard friend to shreds but my caura crashed me due to memecode

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and now it looks like i've logged

20:43

i've ""logged"" to emperium

20:43

what is life anymore??

maybe he's trying to have fun on this fun-less server

no you timed out and died

i can't bear this shame

20:44

did i die?

prob

no i def crashed

which means you didnt disconnect

20:44

or probably didint disconnect

hmm

20:44

pretty sure you disconnect anyways

don't you dare insult my beloved ericudo

20:44

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20:44

how could you say anything bad about this mane?

minecraft would have to manually disconnect you

20:45

which it may or may not do when you crash

maybe minecrafts error handling does the disconnecty magic

20:45

i dunno i just recall seeing people crash etc and dissapear almost instantly

20:46

and i crashed a few hours ago in a fight aswell due to other memecode and i wasn't dead then either

20:46

we'll see

20:46

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LOL scrub logged to emperium

yes my reputation has been blown to bits now

20:47

i used to be the pvp magic man that noone could beat

i thought ericudo was in equilibrium or something

now i'm just a filthy LOGGER

i dont know the difference between equilibrium and emperium tbh

equilibrium?

20:47

i've heard it one time but

both are factions

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

20:47

equilibrium still around though?

20:47

i have a few people tagged in root with "EQ" which is probably equilibrium

20:48

can't remember

2b2t is a fraction server

i love fractions

20:48

especially the mandelbrot set

thats a fractal

fuck i've been found out

meme

smib

fun fact: the mandelbrot set is just a representation of every Julia set represented on the complex plane

mandelbrot my ballsack

smib my fat chode

smib on my balls

that was the mandlebrotwurst pun ever @Ain

no that's just bad

i'm blocking you now

how long before I'm kicked out for shitty puns?

~nextmeeting

3 days, 2 hours, 9 minutes (2018-jan-27 18:00:00 EST)

about that long

wait you have to give me at least enough time to win the chess tournament!

equilibrium is a nice place. I woudn't call it a faction

calling any sort of group on 2b2t a "faction" is a bit of a meme

/f disband

it's to make fun of faction servers and how, despite there being know pre-set conditions or rules for this kind of activity, people have sought to follow the same kind of mould as a faction server in creating groups and competing n shit

20:54

dude /f invite me

20:54

i want to join

/f p a

20:54

is that right??

20:54

wasn't there like a command to deposit all of your money to your faction

o86 do u use asm or mixins

erm excuse me i write all of my programs in assembly!!

I sew all of of programs into rope memory

for hackering minecraft code

20:56

or do u just use mcp

is that a NASA reference

yes

damn

20:56

and i'm using mixins but you don't know that because if you did you're gonna shittalk about mixins being bad again

kinda pleb desu

tbh that sentence makes sense in some way

20:58

desu is the verb to be

desu means "tbh"

fucking weeb

so i could interpret that as "kinda pleb (shit) is that"

20:58

somehow

desu on my balls

no it directly translates to "tbh"

please show proof

@Deleted User you speak weeaboo?

not sure if that's a language

try to say "desu" on the hacker forum known as 4chan and it will filter to "tbh"

but that's not good proof

wrong, the hacker known as 4chan is an internet hate machine

dumb weeb

desu

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

upboat

1

21:02

my 4 most visited websites

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21:02

2nd one is school stuff and you don't need to know what school i go to

21:04

and you can CLEARLY derive from this that i'm more epic redditor than weeb!!!

086 can i help u make cool meme client

dunno you're just going to insult my code

i will and i will make it better

i don't feel like i'm in need of another developer on this project though

but u write meme code

yes but my meme code works

the best code is code that was never written

21:24

second best code is code that was removed

086 implements new ideas and actively improves modules based on user suggestions and his own thoughts.

which client does 086 write?

21:31

future?

If he writes meme code, then I urge him to continue cuz his memes make my game experience better

21:31

root

ah

i've stopped development on root though

:)

i'm now working on kami, a forge based client

kami sounds like cummy

21:36

sounds like some hentai vernacular

神

21:37

correct way to write it

ain knows his asian stereotypes

daddy gives me good cummies

21:38

21:38

ive thought that since you revealed the name months ago but never told you til now

21:39

you release this client on 2b, everyone will call it cummy

should add me to repo anyways

doesn't even have a repo atm because that's how cool i am

are you at least still using vcs

21:43

no

wow loser

my dogecoin wallet is fat

babbaj fat griffer!!

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wow what a nice meme

22:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VasEekCNJAQ

2b2t: NEWFAG BASE GETS WINST0N'D!!! NEWFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO!!!

lel

22:58

i just magically stumbled upon it

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i'm not impressed to see this babbaj

ok

@Ain when r we going to pax east

when i ever go to america

@Deleted User when are you coming to america

good question

so?

~nextmeeting

2 days, 7 hours, 44 minutes (2018-jan-27 18:00:00 EST)

@Deleted User you may want to update discord

@McNeo ^

if i see "McNeo#PUBG" im gonna ban him

lol it has to be numbers

01:53

and i really see nothing of value in this update

I have an idea

03:36

It’s a markov chain for 2b2t players

03:36

That mimics their speech b

@HermeticLock aka ParrotBot?

That is an amazing original idea! Go for it

why u tag me donald???

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i was sleeping

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i already have the 0001 tag bro

07:13

@McNeo people where selling them for money lol thats why discord did it

07:13

but you have to keep paying discord

07:13

so is it really worth it?

I was on the news today guys

bitcoin

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Inquarting - Why We Add Silver To Refine Gold From Jewelry

@Deleted User started playing siege last week

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@Deleted User ranked in at silver 1 (edited)

13:22

I don’t play siege bruv

13:22

i thought that was u

13:22

nop

13:22

I used to play destiny 2 lol

13:22

oh lol

13:23

top 3% in the word in that game. Only fps im world class at killed itself (edited)

13:23

:/

13:26

not hard to be world class in a dead game hue

13:26

I’m raging I spent 90 dollaroonies on that shit

13:32

"dead game"

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12 million UUID's

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kk nigga

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I take breaks inbetween dlc no tho, pvp isn't fun enough. D1 was way more engaging pvp

>spending $90 on a meme game

warframe offers alot more variety than destiny i heard

14:29

i havent played destiny so i cant really tell

I did

16:39

It's disappointing as hell

All i know is that warframe isnt disappointing

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is anyone in the memeperium discord

im not

@snugglebugaj I am

@Brother Toro if you ever go to San Francisco let me know!

anyone want to chat?

I can chat with text

oh

How’s your classes going

they start on monday :p

can i get an invite link

To where

not talking to u

@snugglebugaj don't have permission to do that. joined because someone PMed me a link randomly

i made a little anonymous chat bot today

like why would u even make that assumption who would ever want to talk to u haha XD

For web?

for discord

Oh

22:24

Same thing sort of right

22:24

Discord is a web app isn’t it

yeah :p

22:25

i can pm you an invite to the test server if you want

Sure

22:25

I can probably make a kickass discord bot

uh why not just use a normal discord bot??

I’ll look into it

ur not actually doing it from your browser right

No

again im not talking to you

@Brother Donald🦔

what do you mean

22:27

im running a java program that handles the bot

i dont think i read that conversation right

oh

22:27

@HermeticLock sent you the link

i think herm wants to make a javascript discord bot that runs in the browser

it'd probably be better to make the bot with node.js if you want to use js (edited)

No babba

22:32

Lol

22:32

It would be node

22:32

Or python

>using javascript anywhere outside of a browser

^ discord

22:35

runs on electron

22:35

outside of the browser

electron is a fat meme

despite vb .net being my native language, and never really using js before, i found it much easier to make discord bots in node.js

easier in node vs vb?

node.js has a good niche--asynchronous network heavy programming

yeah i couldnt get async workining in vb for some reason. i do threading all the time but for discord bots it just wouldnt work

22:37

i just got the discord.js sample thing for node.js, reverse engineered what i wanted to do, and poof

or you could just use a library like jda

i just use discord4j

or you could just do a thousand other things lol... node.js with discord.js was just easy and had nice documentation, which was helpful for me because ive never written js before

^

Who are all these new people posting on Reddit

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who is literally anyone you see on 2b2t

now you know the feeling of literal whos

i made a poor judgement call inviting @Deleted User here after building with him at doctrzombies base. he has since stolen from me. i've asked him to leave on his own accord, he agreed, yet still hasn't. i revoke my consideration of him.

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I'm trying sry It won't let me can someone kick me from this discord

lol

nice

200 iq

What a fucking faggot

nice meme

Those we're some wonderful first words from him.. http://prntscr.com/i67lto What even is grammar? NatsukiThonk

NatsukiThonk

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lol

03:57

what a chode

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since when did you make fun of people's grammar @Brother Donald🦔?

04:37

how rude

04:37

SMIB me daddy

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when your mom from japan but your dad from germany

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@YellowstoneJoe are you dead

23:20

if u dont respond

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ur ban

23:21

actually not ban just kick

@Ain are you dead

23:21

if u dont respond

23:21

ur ban

would never

wtf vets destroy every farm either like 20k 9f spawn u want to be a veteran aa

23:31

@snugglebugaj

yes

There are niggers roaming my neighbourhood

23:33

I have to close everything and get the machete

record it if you have to get them

lynch THEM

https://i.imgur.com/tUJYvRk.jpg

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@snugglebugaj For the record, tested it yesterday with latest vanilla server, and an EntityTeleport packet is sent to players near a players who pearlsaway. For example: [12:51:44.369][SPacketEntityTeleport] { "SPacketEntityTeleport.entityId@b919": "47385", "SPacketEntityTeleport.posX@2daf13df": "149968.4280650419", "SPacketEntityTeleport.posY@70fa66d1": "81.55384461397493", "SPacketEntityTeleport.posZ@8deea038": "83.25377219397349", "SPacketEntityTeleport.yaw@ffffffe2": "-30", "SPacketEntityTeleport.pitch@22": "34", "SPacketEntityTeleport.onGround@4cf": "true" } Paper spigot server, however, only sends a DestroyEntities packet. (edited)

only expert hackers get an EntityTeleport packet

kek

>SPacketEntityTeleport

23:55

lol

https://i.imgur.com/Ydlpigr.jpg

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https://youtu.be/aBdYXsedAy8

TNT Duping at Spawn [2b2t]

hail brothers

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/7th222/sending_tnt_into_the_nether_very_fastly/

Sending TNT into the Nether (VERY FASTLY) • r/2b2t

1 points and 0 comments so far on reddit

01:05

free upvotes from spawnmasons thanks

fastly

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Hey guys, I'm back

03:36

nice video haha

hello

howdy

whatcha up to

https://youtu.be/GMCWpXVlPN4

19 SpawnMasons 1 Crystal - 2b2t

"fuck" - Ain

05:45

who was the one who had access to jared2013s account

i forget

autismbot @tovarichs

https://youtu.be/0OMpOk83Azc

2b2t: Training With The Legendary Sato

everyone u better invest into $$$ coin

18:20

within the year I predict it will hit 10k usd (edited)

Ahahahaa

18:23

I have been enjoying the BTC schadenfreude

2 blocked messages what the frick

18:25

i think its the animal abuser

18:25

i hate that guy

lol

shots fired

@Brother Kyle unban me from

19:18

twitch

lmao, idk how

19:18

i think snipping did it

why arent there any koreans on 2b2t?

im surprised there arent any chinks on 2b.

13:10

theyre litteraly everywhere

I dont think Minecraft is as big over there

14:24

They sure love PUBG though >.>

china #1, fuck taiwan

they sure fkin do

but "taiwan" is china what r u talking about

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15:32

commie

communism

love starting my day with a 6 mile 1 minute run

are you running on a plane?

no im just that fast

Best way to start the day!

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smib

3

ain is a bike

23:13

he's just gotta go fast

Ain is a bike, everyone has had a ride

1

@Brother Toro Want to join in on chess?

02:39

And I think one reason pubg is especially popular in Korea/China since the company that made it is based in South Korea, and can better cater to the east asian population. (edited)

02:41

Also not many asians on 2b cause obviously most don't speak english, or ass at it.

Possibly

02:43

But it’s just because it’s competitive

02:43

Chinese culture encourages doing whatever it takes to win

02:44

Even if it comes at the cost of others

chess

aingery

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04:33

hey henry

04:34

chess is for fags haha

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yea brother

You can't make this shit up!

04:59

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Soon there will be people playing who are younger than the server

Indeed

that will be something

tovarish,

06:53

todarac.

https://i.imgur.com/6jslld5.png

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08:02

https://i.imgur.com/dQPkD5r.png (edited)

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08:02

683k stone mined

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https://i.imgur.com/J3uKbB8.png

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH7gkAEHyCQ

Patton Oswalt explains My Little Pony on Talking for Clapping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmA3Q0_OE

American Museum of Natural History

Human Population Through Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2zfzZFsuZg

bloodcellproductiongaming

The City Of Townsville

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Ark has nothing to do with Asia or China but it is flooded with Chinese

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@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male) yes this tbh it has nothing to do with Chinese ties to the game setting or devs its all about the competition

00:41

not only ark. pubg aswell. while i was playing on NA havent heard proper english. only ingrish and chinese

00:42

you dumbass

00:42

the initial conversation was about pubg

00:48

oh well i just read ark. but ye pretty much

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04:07

I disagree lmao. Most people i randomly end up with in squad speak perfectly fine English and willing to cooperate.

hey that isn't even you

04:46

thats toshies

04:46

your toshie

04:47

stop pretending you won pubg!!!!

thonk

NEW DISCORD UPDATE PROVES HENRY IS THE LEADER EVEN MORE!

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15:18

@here THIS IS BIG

where's my update

15:21

WOAH

:^)

15:21

sekret

does that just refresh discord

yes

neato

discord is chome

15:21

hit control + i

yeah discord is basically a web browser lol

control + shift + i

15:22

this part is not a browser tho

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15:22

and the server list

15:22

its wierd

15:22

most of the stuff on discord is not even on a server

i mean, i use the browser when im at work, and it looks exactly the same

yeah they do

15:22

but it does not have all the features

"this part is not browser" i can see in the web browser and it all works the same

15:23

yeah not all, but most

15:23

even all the context menus and such still work

15:23

and voice

they package the same files from the desktop version

15:23

screenshares etc dont work tho

15:23

and gif emotes never worked too on mobile for a long time (edited)

no screenshare, but cam works

oh nice they found out how to request access to the cam

15:24

XD

15:24

alot of discord is coded in javascript and stuff like that

15:24

and is on your computer

15:24

not on a server

yeah it doesnt surprise me that screenshare doesnt work, browser would need to hook into something or something for that

mobile has none of them

mobile has voice i know, not sure about cam

only voice

15:25

yeah

15:25

cant even see the video of someones cam or ss (edited)

wow im kinda surprised by who the owner of the 2b2t podcast discord is...........

torogadude?

the update totally exposed him......,,,,,,,,,,

ain why u fucking awake at like 3am bro

there was some moon thing and i cant sleep

i thought u where a good boy that has to wake up at 5am to worship his god

moon look like this in australia

15:27

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wtf

15:27

the moon is burning

trump bombed it

super moon + blood moon on the same night

15:27

rare event

(((RARE)))

= big red moon

moons on its rag

too bad it's cloudy outside lol

15:28

didnt get to see it

15:28

real reason im up is i woke and dont get back to sleep easy

lunar eclipses do look lovely

fuck off donald

um no

either show us your penis or get out

..what if i say no?

not an option

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i guess its a lavender moon for me

next one is on 27th july 2018

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yay

we were supposed to have like 80% coverage during the last eclipse but it was cloudy

Hey so.. Y'all remember the shit brown player skin map art?

15:35

Players said, "this is the worst map art on the server"

15:36

Well the "artist" has truly outdone himself

15:36

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babbaj wtf

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15:36

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15:37

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15:38

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ART?""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

15:38

holy fucking shit

are the fucking player pins still on there

wtf i never pinned that

Best of all, they removed that shit from their art archives when the case of Ain v. the Board of Map Artists was mentioned.

15:39

They're STILL triggered by that

15:40

That's all for todays, daily dose of autism

I'll post more when the normies go ree

@Ain Ain v. the Board of Map Artists ?

they removed the map art is for fags??

ah, that

i built a map that said "map art is for fags" and it resulted in the map artist discord having an internal breakdown

15:44

great meme from a couple months ago

yeah i remember now

I walked into a door texting y'all about stupid ass map shit

15:55

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15:56

BTFO'D

lol

kyle you look depressed dude

15:59

did you get punched

15:59

or did you get swooped by a magpie

No I walked into a door

16:00

Lol at magpie

16:01

Apparently if you're losing sight you can't text n walk, woops

does your skin get rekt easily or did you sprint into the door???

16:01

your face is fucked man

16:01

how could walking into a door do that

Nah, I sprinted into that shit

16:02

I've got thick skin, doesn't do shit

kyle you're still in uni right?

Yeah

16:04

In class rn

what year?

studying computer science?

Senior

16:06

Prolly going back to work with a prof

16:06

Crossing fingers at least

senior? i thought that shit was just for high school

16:06

what the fuck is a senior in university

like a teacher's assistant? sounds cool!

Grad school. Want to do ML/AI shit

16:09

And all the cool kids are in education or big companies like google

is your wifi wifey in computer science as well

Nah, environmental shit. Graduated and job hunting.

that's high talk for your soulmate's life choice of vocation (edited)

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16:27

lol

Lol

Holy fuck

16:40

You look like a drop bear got ya

16:42

Well. Time to take a weld test

You a welder?

https://chinky.club/

Yeah

17:42

I think I did good. Guess we will see tho

Tide pod has gone mainstream

18:28

time for a new meme

18:28

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/30/581925549/teenagers-are-still-eating-tide-pods-but-dont-expect-a-product-redesign

Teenagers Are Still Eating Tide Pods, But Don't Expect A Product Redesign

The pace of poisonings in the so-called Tide Pods Challenge continues to grow. The candy-like appearance of the packets draws easy criticism. Procter & Gamble says it's not planning a new design.

18:28

you know your meme is mainstream when it appears on NPR

never heard of npr

old people news

"The map needs to be fully filled in, as established in the Ain v. The Board of Map Artists"

18:45

fucking lold

wtf the domain I bought a year ago for $1

21:12

is now $19

Heard this one segment on npr about obese people complaining about their doctors not being empathetic enough to their condition.

tumblr is calling Mercy's nerf "an example of sexism"

Smh

Lel fuck tumbler

22:13

Has nothing to do with mercy being a must have for comp

@Brother Toro can i send you fan mail

i'll give you his address for a stack of dirt on 2b

Unfortunately Brother Torogadude was unable to self dox himself

someone point me in the direction of that meme video of herm giving that speech

Fucking wat

10:15

Mercy nerfs were an example of "fucking use someone else you cunts"

fortunately my camera was mediocre enough that i didn't have to manually censor it in post

torogadude i want to send you fan mail

15:31

im a big fan

Daily does of Map Autism! Complete with a signature! https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/6Azh6aKTVm1r7E8DYlND5-nSlX8-vQvcb4q9308jOmA.jpg

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It's all connected https://youtu.be/xPwagKhKPe8?t=2917

blowing up 11 shulkers of tnt at the corner lava cast

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does tnt even phase though the border

pretty sure it doesnt

It does

it does

@Brother Kyle shill for forgehax in mapart discord pl0x

22:31

i made schematica printer work on 2b with a cool hack

Oh shit that's cool

22:53

Plz backdoor and rekt them several months from now

no backdoors

Wow, how sensible

@Brother Kyle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ulJV6acRM

schematica printer hack

Done

23:23

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23:24

ishill4brothers

nice

tits

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

00:25

you have printer working

yes

00:25

now use forgehax

00:26

i actually did it 4 months ago but bug in forgehax i was 2 lazy to fix

what exactly did you do. to get that shit to work

hook schematica method like a 1337 hacker

00:27

and send packet

alright where can i get these leet hax

https://github.com/fr1kin/ForgeHax/blob/master/src/main/java/com/matt/forgehax/mods/SchematicaPrinterBypass.java

fr1kin/ForgeHax

ForgeHax - A Minecraft cheat that runs as a Forge mod

00:28

can you spot the backdoor hidden in this bytecode https://github.com/fr1kin/ForgeHax/blob/master/src/main/java/com/matt/forgehax/asm/patches/special/SchematicPrinterPatch.java

fr1kin/ForgeHax

ForgeHax - A Minecraft cheat that runs as a Forge mod

00:29

@Deleted User https://github.com/fr1kin/ForgeHax

fr1kin/ForgeHax

ForgeHax - A Minecraft cheat that runs as a Forge mod

00:30

click the green button in the readme

i love how right in the git it says you have to fix the systems own shit obfuscation to get the method to work in the first place

umm actually

book banned myself

it was because forgehax was using obfuscated mappings

00:53

@Brother Tanaxis @Deleted User can fix that :^)

cant find a console client that works xd

sure ill add the antibook ban meme to future

00:54

XD

00:54

does minechat not work lol?

idk

00:55

dont know that existed

its paid too

00:55

i think

i just googled console client minecraft

lol

pretty sure theres a free console program

i found one in csharp

00:56

but it cant connect

00:56

"failed to ping this ip."

00:56

--'

theres your problem

00:57

if it's trying to test connection using icmp cloudflair is going to shit all over it

ah

00:58

wel dling minechat on my phone xD

botframework works but its cool kids only

weird you have access then

because im cool

00:59

unlike u

Nah

wel im pretty kewl tho

Ur a nerd

no

00:59

im

00:59

c o o l

N e r d

ur mad because ur not a nerd

I'm happy because I'm not a wizard

>not wanting the power to cast magic spells

wingardium leviosa

@Deleted User redpill sun on how amazing it is to be a wizard

?

01:06

that would be difficult for me to do seeing as how i lost my wizard status at 20 (edited)

did you have a wizard staff? (edited)

i did

01:06

it got repo'd

rip

once you get your dick wet your instantly expelled from the school of wizards

what

still not sure if it was worth it

thats not what im talking about

01:08

i mean the wizard staff made by stacking cans (usually of beer)

The more I think about it the more I realize that it's one of those things that the more you logic the more disgusting it sounds

most important skill is the art of not giving a fuck

01:10

just max that

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