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Spawnmasons

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robin hood screenshots channel?

Hello. This is where I will post my stock picks. And we will discuss.

NO CENSORSHIP >:(

bro i'm good

And we will consistently beat the s&p500.

you just told me you are at a net loss

16:53

??

Today my big winners are Docusign and MongoDB

16:53

Not anymore

you $10 in profit now?

$11

save some money for the rest of us dude

It’s been a wild month.

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16:54

I bought into Lyfts IPO. Bad idea.

16:54

But I’m out of it now. Anyways

when i change the 12 to a 13.21 in my FIRE tracker and realize that i can retire 4 hours earlier than before

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16:55

Here are my stocks today.

please give me a way to delete this channel from my list

haha

Mute the notifications

i don't even want it to clog the side bar

herm i asked my friend who is a professional robin hood trader and is up 150% in 6 months if he had any advice for you and he said "it really comes down to buying low iv options and selling high iv options. make sure to check the greeks before purchasing an option and focus on market divergences to predict the next move. always manage risk, stick to mostly vertical spreads, heavy weighted on credit spreads"

Let’s talk about okta.

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16:56

Idk how I feel about options trading.

okta does 2 factor verification right? thats a big market. invest in authy and authenticator and okta and maybe even twilio

Yes. I have okta and twilio.

16:57

Okta basically is like a one stop shop for company employees to log into their different tools with one click

aw ye right

16:57

i was confusing it with duo

I used it when I was working at Zuora.

16:58

I’m investing for long term safe long term growth over a period of 20+ years

16:58

So options may be a bit too high maintenance for me right now.

hm

16:58

seems like you're checking and trading daily though

I usually get more shares every two weeks.

16:59

I may reallocate things.

17:00

Right now my main concern is about getting more ETF’s vs. individual stocks

17:00

I’d like to figure out a good balance

~~bitcoin etf~~

17:00

can you invest in QQQ on robin hood?

Yes

both

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17:01

It’s on my watchlist

i wuv qqq

Going to go in on QQQ and Costco on Monday.

17:01

Also brk.b must have weird picks because pretty much all of mine are up today

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But a day is a day and doesn’t mean much in the long run

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Any opinions on ARKK @Brother leijurv

hm lemme see

17:06

i like the uptrend

17:06

rsi points bearish tho

17:06

so does macd

17:06

accumdist looks good tho

sell all of it and buy bitcoin

wait for it to pullback

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its just consolidating rn

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wait for a divergence

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if it looks good, then buy, assuming a pullback

17:08

probably around the 46 to 47 dollar range (edited)

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I do like it’s picks.

could move higher from here but based off previous patterns it should pull back

pfft

17:09

nerds not investing in ethereum

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smh

I’m a little bit confused by what these different charts are showing

implying i'm not heavily into bitcoin and ethereum

kek

RSI is like highs and lows?

yeah I sold a while ago

17:10

btc is never going up

these are various indicators

You missed out haxified

macd for example is moving average continuous divergence (edited)

wdym

google em tbh

I went up 40% a few days ago on all my crypto and got out

17:11

Sounds good

wait what

17:11

holy shit

i sold enough to cover what i put in 2x, when btc was at $17k catsunglasses

catsunglasses

I used to trade btc

That’s pretty good

altho most of it was mining

17:11

I mined on my gpu when it was still worth it

mulitpool

hmm

17:12

I remember when mining with cpu was efficent

crypto actually doing alright

yeah but never going to surpass it's peak

all the gurus in /biz and r/cc doing their magic tool analysis think it’s gonna go up

Yeah. It is actually

like if your looking to invest long term then crypto isnt really a good choice

17:12

its so volitile

That’s why you get in and out real quick

yeah

You have to have a pull out plan

yikes

17:13

but yeah

It’s like sex without a condom

kek

Feels good to do, but you gotta pull out.

yeah that’s a good analogy lol

It’s risky behavior

"you have to have a pull out plan" (edited)

crypto is only good for long term investment like 7 years ago

-herm

catsunglasses

yes

i bought in 2012

No lie ^

I mined when I was 12

17:14

kek

kek

personally I think there’s a decent chance of it going up significantly from where it currently is, but I don’t think it’ll hit $20k again

Did you actually buy it as an investment choice?

this

yeah as an investment

regardless of what happens the fireworks will be fun to watch

Like did you think, I’m holding this as an asset for years to come

17:14

Interesting

17:14

I didn’t even think of it like that back then

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Just thought it was something criminals used

~~well i convinced my parents to pay my allowance in bitcoin because i couldn't find any place to buy it myself as a 12 year old~~

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What a meme

17:15

Did you have to reach them how to get it back then?

oh yeah

17:15

it was sketch as fuck

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it was uh

17:16

iirc

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walmart -> moneygram -> zipzap -> bitinstant -> mtgox -> blockchain.info

Lmao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BitInstant

BitInstant was a bitcoin exchange start-up based in New York City. Founded in 2011 by Gareth Nelson and Charlie Shrem, BitInstant provided a means to pay traditional funds rapidly to bitcoin exchanges. As of January 2014, BitInstant's website is no longer available, displayin...

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On January 27, 2014, company CEO Charlie Shrem was arrested at New York's JFK airport and charged with "conspiring to commit money laundering by selling more than $1 million in bitcoins to users of the black market website Silk Road..."[7] He was convicted and in December 2014 sentenced to two years in prison.[8] The BitInstant website has been blank since 2014.

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hmmmmmmmm

17:16

hmMMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMmm

Yup

17:17

I remember being in 8th grade going on the deep web trying to be edgy

same omg

And then realized it was stupid

hahhaha

17:17

mooood

but the thing is (edited)

It was like 2011

you cant do anything

i deposited a bit into the silk road

17:17

hhaha

kek

The deep web was way cooler back then

just to have done it tbh!

17:17

didnt buy anything

dream market went down like a week ago

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:(

The original hidden wiki

Even then TOR was slow as balls

kek

And not useful at all

i still only check my email on tor

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hahaha

17:18

protonirockerxow

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.onion

I remember when kids at my schools were edgy and were like

Haha

"I watched a guy being killed live on the dark deb"

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and I was like

17:18

no?

17:18

lol

You can find that on the regular web

ik (edited)

They meant they found best fire

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Best gore*

17:18

And it had a dark theme

hey dudes ever hear of a

... red room?

17:19

^kids in high school

npc

(edited)

17:19

npcmad

17:20

Momo lives on the dark web goys!

lol

Lyft down 6.66%

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oof

17:21

apple stock doing shit rn

17:21

well I say that

17:21

they're making a comeback

So is Facebook Twitter and Netflix

17:22

Oh well

17:22

Yearly performance > daily performance

mcrosoft stock tho

17:22

yea

long term view

imagine fast trading and thinking ur gonna make money

Bent over view

17:22

catsunglasses

haha

17:23

I didnt notice this channel

17:23

maybe I did

17:23

I just clicked on it

I should change the name to spawnmason-hedge-fund

ha

haha

17:23

yes (edited)

There we go boys

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Anyways I’ll be in here everyday. And we will learn and grow

17:25

And retire™️ together

hahah ok

Also I heard Lyft is hiring in about 45 days

17:26

Little birdie told me.

owo

Or whenever the lock-up period is over

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thistbh

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Are you subscribed to r/wallstreetbets

It’s my favorite

Fantastic

It’s the only place you can go to see people put their life’s savings on Tesla puts. (edited)

Hajahahha

This shit makes my day

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what is this channel

Holy fuck I wonder what he did

17:37

He bought apple calls lmao

This guy

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I remember being in 8th grade going on the deep web trying to be edgy

imagine only visiting the (((DEEP))) web in 8th grade smh

18:48

real edge lords go to the dark web (edited)

imagine beiing a normal kid and not giving a fuck about it

yes

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my gmail is in the deep web

>Using the derpweb

Looked like my picks were going to be down this morning, but there’s been a rebound.

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16:40

Biggest gain today is Okta again. Which has been performing well all week.

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16:41

The $spy is down today in what looks a tad bit concerning.

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16:41

But these trends are not unique

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16:42

My goal is to beat the spy consistently

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16:44

Also: berk.b seems to have recovered a bit. If I can consistently beat berk.b then things will be looking pretty good soon.

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This is the first time in a while for me that after a good day, things haven’t gone right back down. Hoping it’s a sign that I’ll finally see some long term growth

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16:50

I’d still like to give options trading a try pretty soon. Not sure where to start.

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Anyone have any opinions on intel?

amd > intel

^ and that's a fact

>amd > intel

19:30

troll comment

amd is better than intel right now

19:33

for consumer level anyways

Invest in slavery

bad idea

21:10

Qtar actually will take offense to foreigners investing

Up .06% today. S&P was down .03%. Not too shabby. (edited)

So, this chat is just herm investing in stuff?

21:40

Cool

yeah this is retarded

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Henry is raging because he invested all of his shekels into amd instead of intel and Nvidia

Amd lmao

the real redpill is henry is raging because he didn't become a bismuth millionaire

intel has more market share and all of the server market share tbh

22:59

Henry invested into bitcoin at 20k

kek

Pepsi > coke

heh

nice try

23:21

russian spy

would invest in Game Stop b4 putting any money in BTC atm or near past

Vote yes on drollo

drollo is already gone

so r u

you were | | this close to getting kicked last night

01:25

only the roulette saved you

There’s a huge sale on cryptocurrency going on right now

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torogadude btfo

hermeticlock analysis:

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01:48

"There’s a huge sale on cryptocurrency going on right now" !!!!

what is the time period on that

01:49

4 months

it's visible

he is not wrong actually

01:49

average transaction takes, give or take, 2 and a half moths

what?

for bitcoin

01:50

it's not instant

01:50

it takes months

no it doesn't LOL

yes it does

NO IT DOESNT HAHAHAHA

01:50

YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING LOL

by the time the ledger updates

01:50

thing is slow as molasses

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAYYY HAHAHA

it can't process the volume of transactions

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What I'm trying to say is

01:51

you mongoloid

01:51

regardless of how valued it is, the system cannot handle the volume of transations

01:51

it is backlogged for months

I KNOW BUT YOU ARE WRONG AND ARE ABOUT TO LOOK SUPER DUMB LOL

01:52

https://www.blockchain.com/en/charts/avg-confirmation-time

Average Confirmation Time

per movement

01:52

in large scale

HERE IS A GRAPH OF CONFIRMATION TIME OF BTC TRANSACTIONS FOR ALL TIME

that means months

NO IT DOESNT LOL

the whole system is slow enough that it doesn't work reliably

01:53

as a replacement

01:53

looking at it in 4 month periods is valid

01:53

why are you arguing in caps dumbshit

wtf didnt u learn in middle school to label your units

because ain is literally mr. bitcoin

YOU ARE PROBABLY TALKING IN REFERENCE TO THE BLOATED TRANSACTION TIMES OF MARCH 2018 WHEN IT WAS VERY SLOW (BUT NOT EVEN AS SLOW AS YOU SAY) AND YOU'RE JUST TALKING OUT YOUR ASS NOW

calm down retard

IM IGLOOGHOST

MEI MODE

HE ONLY TALKS IN CAPS

does he actually or is that ameme

@Brother Fruit rename ain to Brother Bitcoin

brownpill

1

eh

no fuck off

please no

LOOK AT HIS TWITTER

newfag;s don't even know who mr bitcoin is

01:55

okay

01:55

haha what anerd

why isn't toro in here

01:55

shutting us all down

01:55

re

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hmmm okay nevermind he's cool

I

01:56

Had honestly forgotten mcneo was a thing

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CLASSIC

lel

01:56

why did he leave last time?

snacky took his sword

oh right

on temp map

he was bitching about temp map

point is sun ur 95% dead wrong

anyway bitcoin still uses a shitton of energy yeah?

there is some truth to what you say but i don't think even know it

Ok I am wrong. I was basing my talk on info outdated to last year

01:57

so?

CUM

system still takes from minutes to hours, depending on congestion

CELEBRATE CuuME

01:57

double u or w?

01:58

CWME

heading to gekyume's circumcision who coming with me

what happens then if a shitload of transactions happen in the same day?

CVVME

CWM

thing would swill slow to shit

CWM

CMTWN

POLICEMIKE OF PASSIETOWN

CHPTRPHS

this chat is very goyim

PLCMK F PSSTWN

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((PLUGINDOTNW)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

he's dissociating

how long until sato understands the parenthesis meme? will it be by a) 2021 b) 2022 c) 2025 d) 3019

is this in reference to something

the archaeological digging sites that are the memes in his youtube vids

Woah

02:01

Also the whole sale thing was a joke

knew you'd say that herm

And you can buy bitcoin almost instantly

just joking guys XD

02:02

@Brother Sun

i mean it could've been

You knew I’d say it because I was joking?

02:02

That was very obviously intended for humor

it sounded like a hermeticlock joke

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Why are you being an ass to me for no reason tbh

im laffin

02:02

because he is mr bitcoin

why did you take a steaming shit on the discord for no reason tbh

02:02

XD

XD

I did it for fun

I'm doing this for fun

this chat rn

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holy shit

That’s fair then

l o l

Carry on my wayward ain.

CWM

catsunglasses

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Cum on my wayward Ain

02:03

oops

02:03

wait

henry

nevermind

stop inviting adults

redpill

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02:03

into having sex with you

02:03

god damnit

i was hoping you were gonna finish with "to the spawnmasons"

on as a shortening of onwards xd

sun wukon embracing his new identityhttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343851086026637313/565560924325543936/unknown.png

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LOL

he wants more kids around..............

classic

Is that SW? My memory is hazy but that doesn’t look like what I remember

no lmaooo

What a top meme

herm you mind deleting this channel when we're done talking so ufo doesn't turn my messages into a campaign to get me kicked and the spawnmason leadership uprooted in 2 weeks time?

02:05

no one really wants to talk about investing here anyway

its the badlion owner who got exposed as a massive pedo freakshow

redpill

#KICKAIN

insane sex pest

We have been talking about investing though

#FIXMASONS

you have been talking to yourself, mostly

#NICKMAKESAPOSTINANHOUR

And I’ve been loving it.

hey babe wanna pvp?

1v1 me

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ufo can post screencaps all he wants lol

02:06

won't change SHIT

This channel is good stuff.

right now yes

READ THE END OF THE SENTENCE HENRY

02:06

2 BRAIN CELL ATTENTION SPAN

yep

hm??

REEEEEEEEEEEE

oh yeah

02:07

now i got ya

This is top tier spawnmason hedge fund discussion.

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ufo saves to ain folder

02:07

more evidence

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if you laughing at sun at parroting some 2iq bitcoin "knowledge" could cause that huge of a problem, the group deserves to collapse anyway lol

02:08

remember when we had tim in here

02:08

top lele

herm remembers

remember when tim entered the 5th dimension @Brother Sun

LOL

shit

Lmao

herm remmbers too

LMAO

that was some trip

i remember

Holy fuck

i missed that shit REE

I AM GOD

intercepting the flow of massive amounts of data in real time

Okay real talk

SOUNDS LIKE KALJU?

Remember when we had kino’s brother

02:09

In here

yes

yeah awawah

he was REAL mad

big mad, as the kids these days say

jeff

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mostly because vel got him to send a video of him playing botw

“Mom kino’s gone crazy again!”

lmao

Or Kurt

"oh, he big mad"

Or whatever

02:09

Vel fucking delivered

"Mooooooooom Kurt's going crazy again"

this has been your daily lesson on white teens appropriating AAVE haha

MAKE IT SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE THIS FUCKING CHANNEL

that shit was priceless

02:09

NO AIN

Okay

YOU STAY HERE

Do you actually not want perms for this channel

YES

02:10

ANIVERSARY AND TEMP MAP TOO

inb4 kicks ain

AND MUSIC

02:10

CLEAN MY SIDE BAR

those deserve archive actually

02:10

one sec

Yeah no longer need anniversary

SPAWNMASON DISCORD IN A STATE OF DISARRAY

02:11

WORSHIPFUL EQULL UBELESS

THIS IS THE DIVISION

02:11

NO FUN ALLOWED

02:11

GET READY

NO FUN ALLOWED

02:11

GET READY

also why can't I see archive?

Wukon rank was a great idea though

nobody can see the archive

kek

02:11

they are so close to spawn

no one actually gives a shidd about either of those things

lmao

02:11

well

yes, exactly

not one of them

there was a literal meeting at the plains

02:12

any retard (me) who turned up has coords

wtf is the golden plains

it's similar in concept to a golden shower

redditor base

02:12

LMAO

sun could explain that, he's into it

Yes good

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Let’s talk about golf

02:12

Gold*

02:12

Because this is our hedge fund channel

02:12

Where we pretend to be financially literate

no sorry, this is the toxic shitpost channel

02:12

its been liberated

That’s okay

i might have to block all the snowflakes from viewing it

@Brother Sun australia also had a meeting + like 20 non-spawnmasons have coords

maybe a new channel for that?

02:13

idk kinda stupid

02:13

ignore me

CWM

Yeah no shitters channel

02:13

Hedge fund channel should be shit though

02:13

That only makes sense

look at this dude

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02:14

actual question ain

P_SSY CAT

are you a furry?

OH YES BRUTHER

k

why would you ask that

YES OF COURSE

Long Starbucks

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because he's always going on with the cat emojis and the dog pic

02:15

so

?????

02:15

LOL

cat emojis are for cool people

no

02:15

no they are not

02:15

they are kind of cringe

and i never even use them LOL

yes, ox and leijurv use them

this is like the first time

so cool

HAHAHA

I like them now too

ew

is the best one

I’ve been corrupted catheartsunglasses

catheartsunglasses

SUN WUKON LOGIC = EVERYONE WHO USES THE

EMOJI IS A FURRY

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is so fucking good

1

02:15

just not on desktop

1

ain is into big furry men

1

if you look on mobile

1

02:16

its the profile view of the gorilla

1

striding

1

SHIDDING

It is a good emoji

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so fucking epic lmao

If we ran a real life hedge fund this is what our office politics would be like.

It’s after trading hours baby. There are no rules.

imagine capitalism

wait

02:17

henry

HermeticLock 12/04/2019 02:17

if we ran a real life hedge fund i'd have shot the place up by now fuck all of you

ya

pin that you faggot

why do you have high res gorillas

Brother Fruit 12/04/2019 02:17

its ios emoji

HermeticLock 12/04/2019 02:17

i went onto my phone to show u that

That

HermeticLock 12/04/2019 02:17

>iOS

02:17

I see

STILL WAITING ON YOUR DISCORD PFP CHANGE SUNNY

are u mad because u cant afford ios in mexico ???

DONT CHICKEN OUT NOW LMAO

02:18

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ios is good, mac not so much

THE RITUAL MUST BE COMPLETE

gorillatophat

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02:18

:gorillatophat:

02:18

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this image

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02:19

is a perfect encapsulation of old mason shit

classic

fuffer thesaurus vomiting

fat redpill

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intellectual fuffer using (((big words)))

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ya

@Brother 086 for pedo rank when?

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02:19

this was so epic

i remember calling her out on that for 1 of them being in malformed context

bring pedo rank back

just like malformed in that sentence

02:20

XD

xd

From the archive

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that babbaj node message proves how essential ain is to the function of society

02:20

ewwww

02:20

get that shit out of here

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fat redpill @HermeticLock

i'm literally the centre of social interaction

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02:21

its very true

02:21

ox is clownsexual

very

clownsexual

scientists recently determined an image of the object of the centre of our galaxy

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02:22

i wuv spawnmason-proxy

0x ruining my memes

02:22

fug

let me in to spawnmason proxy

spawnmason (backdoor)

02:22

not a backdoor to the server, a backdoor to the spawnmasons

wtf 086 backdoor'd spawnmason proxy

fit has coords to all our places

02:22

lmao

02:23

I just realized that

im talking to 2b2t news

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right now

02:23

this is unacceptable

the backdoor to the spawnmasons is right next to the g spot in henry's asshole

Wtf

holy shit these old messages

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you have to be archybot (sun wukon) to access it

are so based

holy fuck frankfurt was right

02:23

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LMAO

no modern day masons would say this shit lmao

02:23

its not even edgy which is so sad

I tried to warn you all

we are so much worse

2017 so based

scribble would have a fit

02:24

angry ranting

02:24

SO ABUSIVE

02:24

SO EDGY

that's not really him

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more like brother boomer

he's the one that made the impression

02:25

idk if it's really him or not

02:25

but lmao

02:25

I miss old mason humor

02:25

sad

02:25

sad

02:25

times

Here’s my favorite Frankfurt moment ever

02:25

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02:26

holy shit we need a cultural revolution

02:26

mao style and i do mean that

>fat and alha

02:26

lmao

hanry

I love that

Bring back the wukon rank.

nah it won't fix this

02:27

are you serious

Wukon rank is just the new shut it down

yeah so basically never to be seriously used

It's not like I went mad with power

>henry hates on the spawnmasons >starts talking more about how he doesn't like it >i'm really gonna kill myself this time guys, i'm really doing it >decides to go to bed to try to get 1 hour of sleep before school starts >tucks himself in >

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

the spawnmasons in 2019, baby

HermeticLock 12/04/2019 02:27

I was reasonable

02:27

also

02:27

yes

how can u see this epic content and think it needs to go

that is henry

mfw he's toxic towards henry!!!!

02:28

even his BEST FRIEND

this is fucking dreadful

agonizing

02:28

trully

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02:29

This is classic hermeticlock leadership

henry couldn't even be assed doing anything even as one of the last 5 people in here who still gave a damn lost hope today

02:29

lmoo

A textbook example of whoops sorry

ah

this is the face of a true spawnmason legend

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just one more wall of text of reasons as to why fit detractors should have been kicked

if days were 25 hours long, i would use that extra hour to remake the spawnmasons and show just how incompetent you are @Brother Fruit

02:31

CWM

tumor is a very bigot fortnite streamer

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02:31

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spawnmasons in 2019:

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Ain you took my image to shit in me

02:31

On

02:31

lmao

henry in 2019, and every year from now on in his sad life:

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No really what would you have me do to fix this l, I thought you wanted me to quit

at this point, i'd settle for you doing anything at all

https://www.twitch.tv/toolegiit

02:32

this is tumor

Such as..?

you have less drive than wheelie has libido

Fake news

02:32

Actually you’re correct

i want to slap the piss out of you, you young piece of shibe squizz fang and cube

I didn’t think that the lost faith from (mason) was about my inaction lol

don't do anything about it then

02:37

not like you would even if you thought it was

fuck you

02:37

lol

02:37

I already talked to him today

i don't even need to say fuck you back because you already fuck yourself

seriously, I’m at a loss of ideas

02:38

we’ve tried nothing etc

02:38

I can’t just wish the old players back

02:38

The people still playing for the most part are much more “lame” than the old composition

what's the point spitballing ideas if you have not even a planck's length worth of drive to act upon anything (edited)

02:39

fucking always spell that guy's name wrong

Much love to all of you brothers.

Well the way I see it is either I leave and give owner to a worthy successor (big wonder who that could be) or I change something, either way the group will die eventually

yeah, cus no one could run this group but you

And the good ones will build something new and build it better than it is now

We don’t need to disband the discord though

LOL

I love talking in here more than playing.

I already have people in mind lol

That’s what I hoped for Henry.

that was supposed to be sarcastic

02:42

yeah it worked out really well huh

It did.

02:42

I met cool people like todarac

emperor for Marshal (edited)

fuck you

Look, the masons are just a social club tbh

02:43

But autistralia is pretty cool

>i will 100% run the group into the ground but >someone else running the group will kill it

And our little things we do are pretty great

What?

rename the spawnmasons to the gamermasons

Ain I’m saying no matter what the group will collapse at some point

how did you convince yourself of this?

That’s what they said about classical music

02:43

Yet here we are

because nothing lasts forever

bluepill

1

Spoke with scribble this morning

02:44

I don’t mean right away you melon

Yeah scribble did not appreciate my memes.

02:44

Sorry

02:44

Bad idea

hm

02:44

What happened to not apologizing

02:44

Xd

It was fun still

tbh'

02:45

if a brother gets that mad over a meme

02:45

the fuck are they doing here

The final list.

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fuck off

That was my initial thought too tbh

02:45

I didn’t know what I was going to do with the list tbh

02:45

The original intent was to just keep posting new updates

what is it a list of?

Daily

02:45

Maybe start a berms-list channel

if you running it will 100% result in death, literally letting anyone else try to run it even if they are a shit prospect is has a better outcome than "100% result in death" of your continued leadership

a list where im always on top

I think we need to put babbaj in charge of the list.

yes

i authorize this motion

Yeah and let nobody is asking to run it

because lmao

02:46

it is a drag

No shit!

because you aren't gonna give it up

02:46

so why would people ask

You aren’t gonna let it down

02:46

You aren’t gonna run around

I am going to give it up though

And desert it

lel

you aren't tho loool'

prove it henry

02:47

do it

02:47

right now

ATM planning on handing it over or announcing my departure saturdays meeting

just give owner to whoever you trust

02:47

and just fuck off somewhere happier

yeah which I’ve already selected

entropy is the best choice imo

ahhh nahh

here's my prediction for this weekend:

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classic

i even made this prediction yesterday, anticipating this whole conversation

I

02:48

Yes actually

02:48

I do agree with ain

i'm so woke nigga

it has a high chance of happening

Okay this is epic

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Herm stop lol

02:49

Ain what is a change that could be made to make this group “better”

Entropy has my respect

No holes barred just go sicko mode

give someone else the discord

Well yeah

since february, it's been apparent that no matter how level headed you are, the fact that you don't have the will to act completely undermines your ability to be the overall leader

I am genuinely curious what examples of that you could provide

02:51

this isn’t meant to be an epic rebuttal

even though you don't exercise your overarching power, the fact remains that everything any other worshipful does must go through you. every new worshipful must be approved and promoted by your hand

02:51

the stagnation all roots to you

It’s not as if the other worshipfuls are getting shut down by me...

02:53

again I’m trying to see those examples of inaction besides not kicking ufo and not making you admin xdddd

to specify, that was to mean you weren't what caused the problems, but you were the cause of them not being fixed

Henry didn’t stop any of my turbo autism

I should have god damn

02:53

Aided and abetted a known artist

02:53

well I’m not going to fix that typo

there you go again with the talk one way, act a totally different way

Ain has been playing the long game to get the masons disbanded by you

02:54

I’ve seen it the whole time

I didn’t immediately shut down Herm because I didn’t want to demonstrate infighting within the leadership

Slowly taking action to convince you to ruin it

Really dumb call

yeah i'm like ufo but my revenge plot is to get you to delete the masons

02:54

i'm secretly working for highland

Oof.

02:54

Sorry

02:55

Tbh that was still a good time

02:55

Give the discord to Pepsi boy.

anyway glad we are airing our grievances in the most public channel possible

02:55

now that is a novel idea!

just delete the channel

No

02:55

This is my favorite channel

02:55

@HermeticLock no one wants to talk to you about stocks

02:55

for real, no one

This is false

I like trading socks

Well it will be archived so he can look back at how everything fell apart

they are merely responding to you, which they could do in general chat

02:55

no one else is discussing shit in here

It’s more coordinated in here

about stocks

Well wouldn’t you complain about the stocks in general

hoo boy this looks like one hell of a shit sandwich, hope you're ready guys and gals

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I know I would lol

This is so it doesn’t clutter general

02:56

If we can have a cooking channel

02:56

We can have a stocks channel

probably but fuck this channel's existence in my side bar far more so

cooking channel classic nick meme

Spawnmason-hedge-fund is a fantastic meme

put a rank to perms to it then if you really must have it

02:57

please release from this hellhole

Herm calling his own memes fantastic is a fantastic meme gotta be honest here

02:57

but,,,,

02:57

to get back on track

I took ain out of this channel

02:57

Cause he complained about it

Oh Christ

kek

kek

inb4 henry gives the masons to ain on Saturday

so how do we

Market has been more or less stable for three days. Up about .06% for the day. My thoughts/opinions on the market: Expecting it to maybe go down on Monday if we end today on a gain, unless the gain is higher, in which case we will probably go up once more on Monday.

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16:42

Also this is not financial advice. Do not make me your mentor I know nothing.

16:43

Today the spy is beating me so far.

16:43

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16:43

Brk.b is up 1.29% But again daily < yearly

16:45

Okta is my big winner this week.

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16:45

Anyways, since there’s not a lot of movement today I will do another update once the market closes.

smib

I had this channel muted and just now went through the whole convo....great stuff, fills me with a lot of hope...

cyanlime

1

See I told you the markets are stable today

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Feels like an okay time to get crypto again???

actually yeah

21:51

its stopped going down

21:51

imo for now

21:51

it's never going to hit its peak again i dont think

21:51

unless something completely crazy happens

if you have a coinbase account theyre giving away like $20 of xlm and bat

23:13

if you do some quizzes to learn about the coin, takes like five minutes

Might as well

do you want my referral code so I can get $10 extra coins

04:55

yeah I just immediately sold it and pulled it out to my paypal to fund the collection for three more months

04:55

now it’s good until september

i already use coinbase

yeah but you can use a referral code specifically for the coin earning stuff even if you already have an acc

I don't have a coinbase account yet

the quizzes are real easy, even if you know nothing about bat or xlm the videos are only like two minutes long apiece

13:38

I’ll post my link in a minute, if you use it it’ll be a free donation to the upkeep of the collection

13:44

https://coinbase.com/earn/xlm/invite/p96w1yb3

@Brother Toro you need some code to display banners?

17:23

by using the needcoolshoe link code?

17:24

like how it is displayed here

17:24

https://goodwilltrading.org/index.php?page=library&cat=banners

17:24

(only the image)

17:26

also you know files get cached on clients right?

17:27

so you dont have to download jquery everytime you visit a page on your site (edited)

You probably don’t really need jQuery anyways

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17:42

from the changelog

17:43

and nah there's no need for a banner section of the collection

17:43

and why are you telling me how a cache works

17:44

@Brother Tanaxis

17:45

@Brother Tanaxis the banner as image button doesn't work (edited)

17:45

https://2b2tcollection.com/changelog

17:49

also @HermeticLock the new reputation changes are done, i'll be pushing the changes when i'm home in a few hours

17:50

now it's 0 reputation = 3 comments per 10 minutes 5 reputation = 4 comments per 4 minutes 10 reputation = 4 comments per 2 minutes 25 reputation = 5 comments per 1 minute

17:51

changed from what used to be 0 reputation = 1 comment per 10 minutes 3 reputation = 1 comment per 4 minutes 10 reputation = 1 comment per 2 minutes 25 reputation = 1 comment per 1 minute

fix it so that im not perma stuck at negative rep

make good posts doofus

awesome stock discussion guys

i blame tanaxis he started it

wel you says its half load time

18:40

yes once

18:40

...

18:41

and i kniw i havent worked onthe goodwill site for year and a half :p

18:41

no banner section for the collection?

18:41

"largest/biggest colelction" but doesnt displays banners from known stuff

18:42

well i'll probably have a minor sidesection for some things, banners could be one of them, but it probably wouldn't be a major user-submitted thing like mapart

18:42

but i'll consider it

18:42

and yeah javascript still has to load, takes time (edited)

18:42

that stat is from porkchop

18:43

so i wrote it myself because jquery is a little convoluted and unnecessary (edited)

18:45

and i want to be good at writing things myself instead of relying on libraries

You’d probably like webpack

if it's a library then probably not

20:54

just looked up, def not a fan

What

21:03

You’re crazy

21:03

Web pack is not a library

i didn't say it was a library

21:05

just that i'm not a fan

21:05

with how the c#/sql stack works it's not that useful for me

21:06

actually wait

21:06

okay that's a neat thing now that i actually read it but i only have 32kb of js so i don't need it

21:07

i'm not writing gigantic libraries or anything

It’s just a better way to do front end development to be honest

meh front end isn't that bad, at least not for me or the collection right now

21:09

when i get into mapart and timelines it'll get complex but i think i'll still be fine as far as the tools vs provides me goes

if you are not writing a library yourself, being against libraries is stupid

22:29

even if you want to "write everything" yourself

22:29

but writing own libraries without dependencies is fine i suppose

nerds

yes i am

22:30

it's more of "i want to completely understand everything as much as i can" rather than any sort of elitism against libraries

22:31

i don't just want to rely on a library and not understand what it's actually doing

got it

22:31

I mean

22:31

Right

https://2b2tcollection.com/resources/pretty-scripts/torogalibrary-pretty.js

22:32

like i'm essentially just rewriting jquery in this

22:32

but i'm doing it because i want to understand it fully

22:32

and because i also want to say i made the site from some fairly basic materials

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22:32

help

lol

though if you ask porkchop, and i kinda agree, js libraries are pretty incredibly bloated and not needed most of the time

22:33

yeah that was fun to write

there has to be a better way to write that lmao

about jquery thats kinda true

i tried man

22:33

there's not much

22:34

you have to separate it like that for each type of plural and date type (edited)

Moment.js

^

what's moment

datetime library xd

It's the standard of time stuff.

>js

js is beautiful

22:34

ur literally a silverback

no u

use

22:35

c#

22:35

:^)

i really hate writing js (edited)

22:35

it's such an inconsistent language

it's not that bad

22:36

i wouldn't call it inconsistent

22:36

the only really inconsistent thing i've seen is with == and !=

have you written anything else?

and it's pretty standard to use === and !== instead (edited)

22:37

yeah, c# and sql

22:37

i just write js strongly instead of weakly and it's functional and fine for me

22:37

i write it like i write c#

22:37

idk never had any problems and there's 32kb of js on my site so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

22:37

and thousands of lines of c# now

what's up with the naming function timeAgoString function SlideElementUp

oops

22:39

bad casing

22:39

too late to change now

22:39

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

anything that starts with a capital is disgusting (unless it's full caps) (edited)

unless its not javascript

timeAgoString isn't originally from torogalibrary.js, it was copied between pages, so i never changed the name when i moved it

22:41

then i started using capital letters to distinguish functions in torogalibrary from in-page functions

22:41

so that's why the naming is bad

22:42

you can see that with torogaMarkDown and timeAgoString

@everyone henry is gone!

Man the last 6 messages totally missed me but this one I saw!

thank good

what happened to heener

He is going to focus on real life

He’s going to build his retirement portfolio

wow :') he's gotten so old

he has progeria and needs to plan for his early retirement

@HermeticLock the site is now updated

23:48

you can do multiple actions in between your wait times

Fantastic

23:48

Nows a good time to advertise it again

Henry got crabraved

i'm not ad-ing on reddit again until i finish mapart

23:49

but i'll ad it on my discord and this

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Might be putting 1900 more into the market tomorrow. We'll see. Will probably put in at least $500ish and scout out some opportunities for the rest. (edited)

07:11

Tomorrow I will be getting a bit in spy, costco, qqq, and maybe disney.

07:11

Anyone have any thoughts?

i think that you should open a clandestine lodge with your gains, and make it minecraft themed

Hah.

:)

Got permission from on high to create an @deleted-role role for those that are interested in the market/crypto or who wish to learn more. Definitely send me a message if you’re interested in Robinhood, which is the trading app I use. If you want to sign up, I can give you my code and then we both get a free stock.

16:44

Anyhow, I will be giving out the investor role to a few who seem like they’d fit into it. If you find yourself wanting it just send me a pm and I’ll give it to you.

16:44

——

16:44

Today I put in about 900. The market is down overall today so I’m happy about the spots I’m buying in for now.

16:45

Current three month position

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16:46

Today I bought shares in: Costco: 2 QQQ: 2 NOBL: 1 Leftover cash: $14.60

16:47

— What is QQQ? QQQ is an ETF on select S&P 100 companies. It’s one of the most established and best traded ETF’s in the world.

16:49

— What is NOBL? NOBL tracks an equal-weighted index of S&P 500 constituents that have increased dividend payments annually for at least 25 years

16:49

— Other stuff

16:50

Since I now have 2000 worth of stock on Robinhood I qualify for Robinhood gold. This means in the next few days my buying power will go up $1000. I will most likely use this to buy a bit in Disney.

16:51

SPY is down .24% so far today (edited)

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16:52

I am down .19%

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16:52

We’ll see how my picks compare again at the end of the trading day. (edited)

General update: Didn’t realize Atlasian was publicly tradable. I will be going into that too

I don’t think I should have investor rank because I know basically nothing about investments

17:45

knowing cryptocurrencies probably makes me less qualified than not knowing them at all tbh

You don’t need to be super knowledgeable for the rank

17:51

I’m not knowledgeable at all yet

17:51

Just sort of learning as I go

17:51

If you still want it removed let me know. But it’s not like an honorable distinction to receive the rank. Just means you’re interested in the channel really

(changed name so it doest go like ..... change back if mad)

Back in the green today

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nice

20:37

do you do all your investing within robbinhood? (edited)

Yes. Currently it’s all in Robinhood

21:18

Beat $SPY by .20% today

21:19

Spy’s weekly

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nice

My weekly

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bitcoins going up again I can see

21:19

Ethereum is going up again too

21:20

maybe crypto has another chance (edited)

This month sure. But not this week

yeah

21:20

although I still dont think crypto is what people make it out to be

I got out when it went up

thistbh

1

21:20

Yup. I liquidated all of my crypto

I sold ages ago

21:21

its like

21:21

everyone thinks its the future of currency

21:21

but its not sustainable

A boyfriend of mine was unfortunate enough to climb in for the pump and stay for the dump. Saw that coming a mile away a year ago.

thistbh

3

I want to try options trading.

08:39

But I feel like I will lose

08:39

It feels good to be in the green so I’m probably going to continue trekking on

I still got around 60 LISK

09:54

which is still the same worth as when i bought it

09:54

sadly i could have made it 30times what it was, if i actually cared and looked at the graphs :p

You would have had to have the due diligence to get out too

17:33

Anyhow, big day today because my gold account got activated. Meaning that for $5 a month Robinhood doubles your buying power.

17:33

So I have 2000 invested. I’m now able to hold 4000 worth of stock

17:33

I keep all profits

17:33

Pay all losses

17:34

So here’s what I bought with it:

17:34

Brk.b 2 shares

17:35

Atlassian: 3 shares

17:35

Spy: 1 share

17:35

Starbucks: 2

17:35

TQQQ: 3

17:36

Disney: 3

17:36

Waiting for a good time to sell Fitbit currently.

17:37

So Atlassian is announcing their quarterly sales tomorrow

17:37

Thinking it will go up

i once was at a startup where they grew oyster mushroom on used coffee powder in the basement of an old building and they said any coffee powder is good except that from starbucks; dont want to know what chemicals they put in there

I agree with you Entropy

17:41

But Starbucks is one of those companies that will keep on keeping on

17:42

It’s propped up by suburban white girls

17:42

Starbucks will easily be around in 10 years

Anyhow, daily gain so far

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17:54

I’m feeling like I’m due for a negative day soon

17:55

S&P500 is up .11

17:55

Weekly

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17:55

Feeling good.

17:56

All time I’m up 1%

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I go to work and this is what happens

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rip

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20:55

I’ve got the three mountains

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20:59

I will be on my way to long term growth soon enough.

After hours got me back to even Steven.

00:41

Hahaha holy shit

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Rip herm's gains

03:45

How long ago was that most recent peak?

Friday

07:16

These peaks are coming and going though

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07:17

I basically have a glorified checking account that causes me a lot of anxiety.

This is very sad

what currency is that

USD? @Nexalus (edited)

15:52

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/be4wql/its_not_a_wsb_party/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

r/wallstreetbets - It’s not a WSB party

2,593 votes and 81 comments so far on Reddit

15:52

WSB calling me out

15:52

Anyways, usual updates in an hour or so

Anyways, usual updates in an hour or so

Alright, today we’re witnessing my descent further into the abyss.

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16:41

Not a hot week for me so far.

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16:42

But SPY is only down .19%, So what happened?

16:43

I bought Mongo at $147 is what happened

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16:43

Docusign? More like docufuckme

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16:44

But here’s the thing

16:44

In all this turmoil

16:44

There’s one stock that’s up

16:44

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lmao

This brings me to a new all time low

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16:45

But I’m staying positive, because since I’ve just started, the markets ebbs and flows are really effecting my value.

16:46

I need to give my picks time to grow before the normal sways of the market don’t bring my confidence to a grinding halt

16:46

Most of my stocks are tech picks, with things like Costco Disney and Starbucks to even it out

16:46

And a few financial ETFs

Maybe fix up yer strategy a bit?

I believe in all the companies I have shares in except for Fitbit

slung

1

Fitbit lmao

I only have 4 shares

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16:47

But I plan on getting out if it ever breaks even

only four and they've gone down 0.82% OOF (edited)

16:50

Fitbit have been on a decline since late feb

16:50

but looking at their trends they could be heading back up soon

That’s just today casp.

No

16:51

I'm looking at their 6 months

Yup

16:51

They are sinking

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What’s that?

6 months

On Fitbit?

yer

16:53

the shallowest incline i've seen

Haha

but yer, they most likely will go up soon but the best you can do is break even

16:53

rip

It’s all good

I interrupt your conversation with the first daily crypto update™

16:55

I just realised I should space it out

Yer, and title each shot with there currency

What do you think of 0x? (ZRX) (edited)

Hax please also give updates on monero I have some of that

yeah ok

16:56

ill delete that until I make a better one™

smib

2

Monero? Criminal scum

lmao

monero is the bomb

$long monero

they use btc and ltc on darknet markets anyways

They just use monero to hide money

16:58

I haven’t looked into it since 2016’s Christmas bitcoin rock concert.

16:58

So I may be outdated on monero

BTC has gone up nicely this month tho

16:59

5600 to 7264

16:59

thats to AUD

I was like wtf

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yeah what the fuck happened

Someone bought 100 mil worth

We're at the start of another INCLINE BUY NOW

17:00

>sarcasm

I sold right when it went up

17:00

At like 5100

I probs should buy some now

17:00

see how it goes lmao

wallstreetbets

wallstreetbets

wallstreetbets

sell

sell

sell

BTC is continuing it's trend of rising, although in the past few days it's been dipping, but today it started going up again by 2.8% https://i.imgur.com/kM8jVZn.png Ethereum is continuing to go up, but in the past week it's been dopping quite a bit (today by -5.7%) https://i.imgur.com/C3Z0zTO.png XRP is going back up again after a massive fall, but interestingly enough it's started slowing down (3.4% in the past week compared to a daily 8%) https://i.imgur.com/EOg9WG6.png In the last week BCH has kept at 150 dollars, not really changing much, although in the past week it's started declining again, I'm thinking of selling but not sure yet, we'll see https://i.imgur.com/vssucPE.png LTC has continued it's neverending fall into abyss, but over the past week it's seemed to start making a comeback https://i.imgur.com/LVHxnQU.png Monero has kept on it's trend of coming back up after it's massive fall (today 2.95%) https://i.imgur.com/FcG2OTq.png

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How much did you make out of that sell @HermeticLock ?

17:01

also nice @Haxified

It was like $60 or something catsunglasses

catsunglasses

catsunglasses

catsunglasses

Yeee 60 dollars

I wasn’t heavily invested

17:02

I had like $200 total in crypto

oof

But I liquidated everything

17:02

Can we talk about Atlassian for a moment?

17:03

Okay, so if you don’t know, atlassian has like Jira, bitbucket, wiki stuff, etc.

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oh wow

Very big on business utilities, especially in the Silicon Valley

Oh I know about atlassian, went to their australian offices early 2017

17:03

was pretty cool learning about bitbucket and stuff

17:04

How long has this slump been going for?

They have an earnings preview going today

17:04

But

17:04

They aren’t slumping

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Not long term they aren't

But it’s weird

They just have massive troughs

That people are selling right before earnings preview

Ah

I almost put in a call option yesterday

17:05

WOO buddy I’m glad I didn’t

panic selling? incase it was a bad earnings preview?

17:06

Should I buy shares in tesla

HA uh

I feel like

17:06

Along with market anxiety

17:06

I will have Elon musk twitter anxiety

they aren't exactly on the rise

The next stock I will purchase besides mutual funds right now is alibaba

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17:09

Anyways, here’s my current portfolio

17:09

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rip the red

Yeah tech is just down today really

17:11

Anyways that’s pretty much my update today

smib

1

17:13

I plan on buying the zoom IPO, along with the Slack IPO this year

17:16

So long as I never become this guy...

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What do you think of Coinbase as a crypto exchange?

I’m fine with it for now. Obviously it’s better to move it somewhere else where there aren’t fees

17:21

But it’s very convenient for me

anything you recommend?

Nope

17:28

Haha

hahaha

@Brother leijurv have you ever done options trading?

17:29

I get a little jealous seeing people’s 8k wins

17:29

Day after day on WSB

17:29

But I feel like I will go in the opposite direction and don’t want to make that mistake

17:30

But man would I love to get a months salary in a day

what's options trading?

Glorified gambling

You ever hear of things like the big short

17:36

Or people placing calls and puts on stocks

17:37

If you think a stock will go up and someone else thinks it will go down, you can basically bet against each other

Sort of

17:40

Calls aren't matched with puts the same way that bids and asks are

17:40

Call and put options give you the option to buy or sell at that price

17:41

If your bet is wrong, and buying or selling isn't advantageous, you don't do anything once the deadline rolls around

17:41

Each call is matched with whoever wrote the call option

17:41

There's like a secondary market for each possible ticker, strike price, and end date

17:41

What I'm saying is that writing and selling a call is Not the same as buying a put (edited)

17:42

When you buy an option and your bet is wrong, you don't lose anything once the time comes. When you write an option and your bet is wrong, you only lose the current price of the stock (if it's a call and you covered it) or the strike price of the option (if it's a put) iirc

360THONK

360THONK

360THONK

17:49

So what you’re saying is I need to buy calls on QCOM

ffs

18:08

why does coinbase think i'm under 18

NO NO NO NO

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holy shit

21:10

what happened

@HermeticLock atlassian is a meme

imagine thinking you can compete with github

jire might be the only thing """good"""

21:15

gitlab and github are both better

jira is actually good

21:16

yeah like gitlab is able to compete

21:16

because it has a whole range of features gh dosent have

21:16

but bitbucket brings nothing new

I agree. It’s about Jira

yeah

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vs

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hosting ur own gitlab is free

yea

21:18

thats what I do

you can also host github enterprise meme

>gh enterprise

21:18

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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21:20

10% of my portfolio was in atlassian

21:20

I thought their earnings thing would be good

21:20

Oh well

interesting

21:20

why did you think it would be good

21:20

honest question not joking

They’re still growing

21:20

And everyone uses Jira pretty much

I guess trello is pretty popular too

21:21

I remember when I started programming and using git I used sourcetree

Yeah

21:22

There’s GitHub projects too

21:22

I’m going to hold

21:22

But fuck me

>gh projects

i used trello like 6-7 years ago i think

i used trello like 6-7 hours ago i think

are you implying that you dont use git

no

22:29

I dont use trello willingly

friendly reminder that git is free and open source

22:53

and u dont need any web gui

Should’ve went into zen desk

I have a gut feeling the raisin market and the pistachio market are going to be on the heavy up after this upcoming harvest season

03:49

The pistachios this season were really unripe and people are hankering for good stachios (edited)

Investor role incoming

03:49

Nice.

HermeticLock 18/04/2019 03:49

Throwing part of my 401k into pistachios

03:50

Vegas baby

Buying calls on pistachios

Also jump on any Marijuana industry IPOs after the federal marijuana laws are lifted they’re going to skyrocket fast

03:52

Stay tuned for legal cocaine

tbh maybe look into production of the 3 main groups of meat, that being chicken, cow and tuna/salmon. if something dips or grows in consumption that is worth it in the long run it may be those, but hey

03:54

I'm just the beanman

meat lmao

buy MEAT

What meat companies are there that are publicly traded

Atlassian got me f’d up

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16:37

Down by 4% all time currently

you went down 8 dollars in 24 hours

17:16

sad times

If not for Atlassian today would be up

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20:22

Will continue to hold

20:22

For now.

Markets are closed today in due observance of Good Friday.

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16:34

I have faith that my stocks will go the way of Jesus

16:34

They may have died, but three days later they’re coming back from the dead

16:34

They will rise again come Monday morning

16:35

So mote it be brethren!

16:35

greensmib

greensmib

greensmib

smib

16:35

Gosh darn. Gentleman I’m having one of those mornings where I had too much to drink the night before, and so I’m still drunk at 8:35 AM and I gotta go to work

16:36

But it’s chill because I was able to get out the door

16:36

And into professional attire™

16:36

And I didn’t even fuck up the spawnmason discord this time so we’re good fellas.

16:37

Hopefully this goes away by the time my train gets to my station because heck that nonsense

16:37

This has been your daily hedge fund update. Have a Good Friday everyone!!

did u drink because you where down 40 dollars

Nope. Just felt like hitting up the jazz club. catsunglasses

catsunglasses

catsunglasses

best emoji

Jazz is for cool cats

catsunglasses

Beating the spy today, but overall my proftolio is still down like 4%

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16:42

Feeling good about today. Hopefully my portfolio will stabilize back in the next month or two

16:42

But I’m happy with all my picks still except for Fitbit

16:43

Watching Zoom’s IPO closely. May purchase a few shares in it soon after it stops acting volatile.

did you see that beyond meat filed to go public

Not sure what that is. Is it like a vegan meats thing?

exactly yeah

hell ya

19:10

we love our vegan meats

Based as fuck twilio

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20:57

Today was a good day

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20:57

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20:57

Final photos will be all my picks.

20:58

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20:58

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20:58

We beat both SPY and BRK.B by quite a bit today.

20:58

Totally BTFO’d the S&P500.

Almost back out of the red

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My problems are gone!

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16:44

Out of the red now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA

AC/DC - Back In Black (Official Music Video)

greensmib

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redsmib

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Up like 19% on okta

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Today is so good

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remove me from this channel

19:49

you should probably make a “finance bro” rank and only let them see it

19:49

I’m sure most people could not care less about your day to day stock results

just mute the channel

no

no

20:08

he’s mad bc finance bro (edited)

Removed him

smh bet he isnt even subscribed to r/wallstreetbets smh

Dogecoin on top

Up .37%, compared to spy and brk.b I’m happy

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16:42

All time

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16:42

Also I got rid of Fitbit. Didn’t have a lot in it. Maybe like $21 or something

16:42

I lost 3 cents per share on that one. But I’m happy to be out

Invest in prostitution

Ending my trading day a little under. All good though

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okta still a winner?

Of course!

22:16

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22:16

Okta is the best thing since sliced bread ( in my portfolio )

22:17

$LONG OKTA!

up 30% in 3 months???

00:10

wtf get in on this

Yeah okta is good

16:32

It’s been a pretty good week. I was a little disheartened after Friday but I recovered.

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16:33

Today I bought another in Disney, Aurora Cannibis, and ARKF

Cannibis

16:33

jew

npc

npcmad

16:33

honk honk

did you mean Aurora Cannabis

Yeah

16:34

Spell check wouldn’t fix it for me and I couldn’t be damned to fix it

It doesn't feel like I'll be gaining 5% every week though

16:49

Unless you know, no big deal, I just consistently get 260% gains year after year

Beating the spy by 4% this week

Fuck the system @deleted-role

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17:48

I placed a cal on $140 for Disney on 5/10

17:48

This shit is going to the moon

ayyy

HAHAHAHHA

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18:48

holy shot

oh no herm is already going insane

Broooo

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OOF

I feel like I’m going to make like $3000 off of this play

I doubled down on DIS

20:46

It went down

20:46

So I put in another $400

dump it

Nope

20:48

End game is coming out tonight

20:48

Plus Disney +

20:48

Also they have news about getting Comcast’s shares in July

20:48

Hulu* not July

20:48

And my call expires after their earnings on 5/10

20:49

But I have about $850 in it

https://youtu.be/KV5QlSgq7lg

ＢＯＧＧＥＤ

Hahahahaha

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15:05

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@deleted-role options trading rocks

Haha haha

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Y’all should’ve bought Disney calls with me

Sweet Caroline

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nice man

+420 ay

This would’ve been me if I did this a week ago

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My best week ever

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20:28

Got out of dis

20:28

Happy

thats pretty epic

20:36

nice

what brokerage are you all using?

the screenshots are robin hood (edited)

20:56

its an app

ah

~~i use fidelity tho~~

20:57

refer to r/wallstreetbets for instructions on how to operate robin hood for maximum gains (i.e. box spreads /s) (edited)

Box spreads literally cannot go tits up

Invest in Iron Man

@HermeticLock https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1764925/000162828019004786/slacks-1.htm

23:48

you got plans to invest in slack?

23:48

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23:49

their number of $100k/yr paid customers has basically doubled each year

23:49

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23:49

slack billed customers >$500mil this year

23:51

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23:53

But then they spent 233 mil on sales and marketing

I definitely do

00:09

Really looking forward to their IPO

dogecoin

Fuck all of you I’m going back in for more

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Lol Disney

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DISNEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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16:59

My anxiety

16:59

Is through the roof

16:59

But we’re back up

16:59

Gonna hold and not comment until EOD lol

Eek

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not comment until EOD

holy

18:23

did disney go up 5% because of endgame or was it something else?

almost certainly endgame

18:31

it broke even in what 3 days

it made 1.2 billion opening weekend (edited)

18:35

that's like 3x even

so, tesla has full self-driving now supposedly

19:53

it might be a good idea to invest soon, or be brave and hold off and bet on when the first accident is, then buy when the stock dips

imagine not being already invested

20:10

Smile

is that the twitch default smile emote

Smile

it is so mote

Thanks Disney

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wrecked

Still up all time

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Press F to pay respects to my portfolio

16:06

Just put in $300 more too

16:06

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Oof (edited)

17:59

That baba play is crazy lol

17:59

F

18:06

@HermeticLock i got a friend whos like an expert at trading options on robin hood, if you want some tips just dm @aurum (edited)

Not planning on holding it that long. Going to sell that at any sign of growth.

19:36

I might send him a message or two at some point

19:36

Thanks

EOD

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we should get an investment bot in here

15:41

@een snail from palestine @Brother 086 3dthink

3dthink

15:41

!price DDD

15:42

Market Summary > 3D Systems Corporation NYSE: DDD 10.62 USD −0.020 (0.19%) May 1, 10:41 AM EDT · Disclaimer

15:42

oh wow it works

15:42

!price GOOGl

15:43

Market Summary > Alphabet Inc Class A NASDAQ: GOOGL 1,188.77 USD −10.19 (0.85%) May 1, 10:42 AM EDT · Disclaimer

Hmmm

17:04

Maybe I can build it

17:05

Sold my Baba contracts for +30% profit.

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17:05

@Brother leijurv

Spy to $300

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17:18

Bullish on Zynga.

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Zynga is mooning

21:09

In after hours

21:09

Glad I placed that call

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Out of zynga

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14:52

Puts on Tesla

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14:52

To lose what they gained today

Out of my Tesla puts. $100 in 10 minutes. Nice.

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15:14

Hold this one for a few days until it makes me $80+

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Climbed back up through the ravine

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16:32

Not an easy thing to do to be honest

16:33

Other options were going down like $200 a day. (DIS) And I had to make good trades just to not be negative. I would get like $300 to only be down $200.

16:33

But I’m just about even Steven now

Daily gain.

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2417 smib

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pop off

why not press the free stock button and get more cash money

thistbh

1

think

1

1

Back in the green.

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16:27

My Disney shit went down like 800 lol

16:28

But I gained that back on other options

I check this almost every day to see what herms up to

:^)

Day traded spy for a $182 profit (edited)

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insane

I’ve been doing pretty well lately

20:51

No massive gains, but steady ones

20:52

If you don’t think about Disney lol

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Alright there’s a lot going on here today so let’s digest it all. We’re entering day two of trumps fiasco China terriff tweets

16:53

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16:55

Dis has earnings tomorrow so I bought a small call. Sold it about 30 minutes later for about $40. I don’t believe in its earnings doing anything good to the stock price because last quarter is not exciting enough. I’m out of Dis completely as of today, with a net loss of maybe $800+. Should’ve expected Disney to be a roller coaster.

16:55

I’ve been trying to sell my Fitbit outs for the past couple of days. Nobody is picking them up lol

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16:57

The effect of trumps tariff tweets on SPY has been bringing the price down. My $300 call is no longer looking very reasonable. Similar dips in spy take about 10 days to recover. I bought the $295 calls today as a sort of double down because I think spy will increase. This is glorified gambling on me speculating that trump has something up his sleeve in regards to China trade.

16:57

Will hold my SPY calls until they are up $100 each. Will sell if no movement back up after 10 days.

16:58

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16:59

Really on that edge. Can’t make any mistakes. Will probably hold on placing new options until those go down.

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Yeah, the effects of the trade disruption are palpable beyond the level of abstract speculation as well. I've had one promising domestic computer manufacturer go belly up and shuttered and a local servicing company installing parts which have proved deficient within three hours of service delivery...twice. I've never particularly cared for the philosophy of cheaper is better, electronics or otherwise, but it's interesting to see it play out in such an evident and obvious way.

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Idk what the fuck happened in the last 10 minutes

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What a world, what a life

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@HermeticLock You're holding spy calls?

Yes

00:15

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epic

$300 is no good

00:15

Numbers are total lost

Okay

should of pulled out yesterday!!!

Aren't you worried about the tariffs coming in tomorrow?

Yes

Sorry not tomorrow, Friday!

I’m prepared for that all to go

But you doubled down?

@een snail from palestine "should have", not "should of"

What's your game plan?

grammer bigot (edited)

grammar*

gammer

omg

gamer?!

The game plan was that trump had something up his sleeve

gamer moment

epic

00:17

did trump have something up his sleeve (edited)

I’m thinking no

just wait

00:17

vote trump 2020

I’m going to hold them for at least two weeks most likely.

and ur gonna get rich

00:17

from ur stocks

Unless it goes up at all

@HermeticLock Well there's an ambassador from China coming to reportedly "make a deal"

based and redpilled

A deal finalizing is the only thing that will save your calls, in my opinion.

invest into trump

Yes, that’s pretty much guaranteed

If the tariffs come in all bets are off

00:18

gauranteed?

guaranteed*

Guaranteed. **

const struct guaranteed** f();

I wouldn't be so sure @HermeticLock

Holy fuck there are middle schoolers on the train talking their stock picks in front of me

00:21

I’m trying hard not to wheeze

LOL

00:21

based and redpilled

They got on at palo alto

what are they invested into

LOL what are their picks?

They’re talking about longing Tesla

investing the chore money into atocks

00:23

tesla

00:23

00:23

good goys (edited)

Nvm they’re high schoolers

00:26

They’re talking about taking AP psyche next year

jew them out of shekels

00:33

make them invest into a useless stock

LONG WKHS

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15:55

Thanks trump

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16:22

Thanks Trump

16:23

@HermeticLock At this point you should hold for the bounce

Yup. Might as well see what happens.

16:33

You should’ve made your green marks much bigger so we thought you had more digits lol

16:34

I’m ready for this to just be an expensive lesson as well.

Hahahah

16:34

That's a good way to look at it

Whatever I lose I’ll probably put back in next month.

Well be careful with it

I’ve definitely acknowledged my reluctance to bet against the US market. My optimism has been getting in the way

@HermeticLock Ya I mean if a deal comes through your calls can recover quickly

17:08

Market recovering even now, I bought calls

are you actually suggesting to double down LOL

17:11

prove you bought calls no WAY

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17:12

I aint lyin

oh dear...

Good luck

17:29

Haha I love this guy @Brother leijurv

17:30

UNH is pumping back

@HermeticLock Did you go in on UNH calls? xD

XDD

All my buying power is in calls lol

17:54

I can’t

17:54

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17:55

I have about $2000 in these...

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17:55

And they’re tanking

All $2k?

oh dear

Robinhood gold

18:55

Nvm it’s about s$1400 worth

Wait r u using margin?

I am (edited)

Lol executed right before closing

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21:00

I have a PUT on spy now.

21:00

And it made me 2 bucks a couple seconds later lol

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21:01

Sold one SPY call to do it.

Oh cooo

22:24

*cool

Pay no attention to that coin flip in my camera roll. I definitely do not go into things based on coin flips...

Breh

23:23

Lol

Haha. Things are bad when both your calls and puts are down

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14:55

Jesus Christ

Okay here we go

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@aurum when should I sell this you think

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15:20

Hold?

Is that a put?

Yes

ya ok hold for now but get ready

As in get ready for selling today?

you should prolly roll over at some point

Roll over?

15:22

Oh to calls?

no no

15:22

roll over

What

sell that the leg and reenter to lock gains

Oh got it

15:23

It seems like this could be the bottom

nah

15:23

maybe

15:23

but nah

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15:23

Yeah still going upwards

15:26

Sold it. Will re-enter soon

Ok good call

I have a day trade still available today so I can either sell it today or wait the weekend. (edited)

15:27

I’ll try and go back in again if it hits $285

15:28

I may watch for two dips though

spy hanging around the lows rn

15:33

ya spy dropping further

Yup

15:33

Not worried. I’ll wait for a rise and go back into puts

If we break below yesterday's lows this could get really ugly

15:35

but I don't think it's very likely

15:36

Oh man we're really dropping wow

15:41

oh my god this is insane right now

I don’t have any day trades left nvm

15:48

Lol. I gained $70 so I could only lose $300 today

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15:49

What a hole

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oh man

15:53

you need to get out of those calls

Like sell them at a loss you think?

well its up to you you could wait

I got them before the stupid tariff tweets

bro this drop isn't because of the tweet

15:55

s

Well now the tariff is in place

yea

15:56

i think your mistake was thinking that the deal was coming no matter what

15:57

that's not the sentiment on wallstreet

I don’t want to hold anything new over the weekend really

ok

15:59

you playing this uber IPO?

Nope

16:11

I did Lyft earlier

ya me neither, will be interesting to watch

I’ll have to put more funds into my account next Wednesday. Then I’ll just hold brk.b for a while

why do you need more funds?

Get my account back over 2k

i dont understand

16:26

why does it need to be over 2k

Robinhood gold needs 2k before you can invest with margin

oh

16:27

why do u need margin tho

I suppose I don’t have to.

margin investing can get you in a lot of trouble

Yeah. It’s probably best to just throw any of that extra buying power into an index fund.

well not necessarily

Essentially they’ll double your buying power.

more buying power means more risk

For sure.

16:31

My loses are definitely greater than my wins.

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16:32

What I really should do is minimize how many option trades I do. I think most people don’t use more than 5% of the portfolio in options

my entire account is options plays now

16:32

im literally holding 15 shares of UVXY and that's it

16:33

if you're smart with it you can take a lot of options positions

16:33

i think your option postions are too big, though

16:34

what would u say ur average contract price is on purchase?

About $350 - $450 usually

16:39

A few times I’ve gone up to $700 when I was certain on a play and that’s worked out well.

16:39

But usually around $300

seems too big to me but

16:40

if it works for ya

Here’s my current TQQQ

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16:40

I want to not do that as often

16:40

Here’s the other spy

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ya try to take smaller positions

And then my other spy is like $10 left unfortunately

16:40

I’m not quite sure how you can get smaller positions

so where are you at now?

16:41

OTM options my friend

I think all of my plays are OTN

16:41

OTM*

16:42

Just means it’s different than the current price right? So a put lower than the current price or a call higher than the current price

no no

16:44

you should study options more

16:44

do you know what an option is

Yeah

ok

16:45

so you're buying ITM options

16:45

in-the-money

Right, but I thought in the money was the opposite direction

16:46

Or like

ITM means the contracts you're buying are profitable on expiry

You want your OTM options to move to ITM so you can sell before they expire

well u want OTM to move ITM so they have intrinsic value

16:47

OTM have no intrinsic value

16:47

do you know about time value vs intrinsic value?

Right it’s a matter of time and how close it’s getting before it expires

16:47

Yes

ok

If it’s OTM on expiration it expires worthless so there’s no extrinsic value, but if it’s moving towards being ITM then it has time value and Instrinsic value

16:48

That’s my understanding anyway

16:49

Don’t ask me about the Greeks though

mmm not exactly

16:50

so an OTM option doesn't have ANY intrinsic value until it moves into the money (edited)

16:50

only time value

An OTM you mean

yea

16:50

yea OTM

16:51

oooooo UBER IS OUTTT

16:51

lets go boys

Did you bid?

loooool

16:51

nooo

I was going to put like 1.50 for shits and giggles

1.5 what

Bid price

um

16:52

lol

16:52

gl

16:53

xD

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16:53

Lmao

smh

16:53

lol

16:55

anyway so ya u really wanna make sure u understand what an option is and how they work

So I do have a burning question actually

ok

If a stock is priced at say $10, and you want to place a call because you think it will rise to $12. You see a few different options you can buy. Some at $12, others at $14, and etc. going up to maybe $20. But you also have the ability to buy calls for $9, $8, etc. What happens when you buy calls that are currently lower than the current price of the stock?

16:58

Do they keep going up? Is that playing on easy mode?

Well if you buy a call with a strike below the underlying's price it's ITM and it's profitable

17:00

not sure I understand the question

Right.... So how does that not become a get rich quick scheme

lol

Like if I had the money to purchase 100 shares

17:01

Couldn’t I get a contract ITM that expires in a couple days

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17:01

At WAY below the price

17:01

Or would there be nobody to sell that to you

an option is a coupon. you're making an agreement with someone. so if you buy that call with 9 dollar strike you're buying the option to buy 100 shares for 9 bucks each. the option has a premium that is that intrinsic value (10-9)x100 =100 dollars of intrinsic value. if the price goes down to 9 bucks the option falls out of the money and it loses its intrinsic value

17:04

to put it simply, with any option you're betting its gonna go up or down. if the underlying moves against ur option, the option will lose value

But if you let it expire, and you buy 100 shares for below the current price don’t you profit

if it expires out of the money it cant be exercised because it has no value

I mean if it expires ITM.

if it exercises and you have the cash to purchase the shares, you get the shares as per the contract agreement

That’s what I mean

17:07

So wouldn’t you profit off of that if you sold

ok ok so i see where ur coming from

17:07

lemme explain

If you bought 100 shares for 20 dollars below the current price

right but you still pay that price

17:08

if the price of a share is 80 bucks and you buy 100 when the contract is exercised, you pay 8000, right?

17:08

so you still pay that

Wait what

the option would be worth that margin between 80 bucks and 100

Oooh

ya so you dont create ANY value on actually exercising it

Because it’s priced in

you buy the option to purchase shares

17:09

so you still purchase the shares

17:10

no its not priced into the option

Wait what

17:10

Isn’t the contract you agreeing to purchase 100 shares at a lower price?

you have to have the capital to be able to purchase the shares if you want to exercise the call

17:10

sure lets say its 100 shares at $100 each

17:10

and you have the 80$ strike

Yup

the option is worth 100-80)x100 right?

So you spend $8000. Your shares are worth $10,000

you exercise it, and you spend 8000

17:11

but they're worth 10000

17:11

yes

17:11

the option is worth 2000

So we profit 18,000?

noooooooo

17:11

omg lol

Lol

its ok

I mean wait

you have to PAY 8000

Sorry I added an extra 0 or something

17:12

Right

17:12

And then they are immediately worth 10K, but you already spent 2k just for the contracts

you have the RIGHT to purchase the shares

So you don’t lose or gain?

17:12

What

17:13

So here I am.

well not necessarily it depends what price you purchased the option for

I have an option to except size 100 shares for a strike price of $10

dude dude lemme explain

Okay

ya

Please do lol

so

17:13

every contract has a breakeven price

17:14

so ya, in that scenario, if you purchased the contract for $2000 you would only breakeven

17:14

because presumably when you purchased the contract the underlying was around $100

Where did the underlying price come from

17:15

Is that the price of the stock?

the underlying is the stock

17:15

yes

Got it

but let me say this

17:16

let's say the underlyings price was $90 per share when you bought the contract. the contract would be worth $1000 when you bought it. then the price of the underlying rises to $100 from 90 and the contract expires. you made $1000 profit

17:16

does that make sense?

17:17

because now the contract is worth $2000

Yes

17:20

So my company has stock options that I can exercise after a beating period of four years, with each year giving me the option to purchase a quarter of my full vestment, which is 10,000 shares. My strike price is like 2.81. Their current value is sitting around $13 (so upper management says anyways). As soon as I want to, I just put down my 28k, and then it immediately makes me like 100k right?

17:20

Am I understanding that correctly

Lol

17:21

Y'all need to go to investopedia

Is that a real example?

Yes

Is this a public company?

Nope

well the short answer is yea

That’s why I said (according to upper management)

if you're strike is 2.8 and the stock price is 13 you're sitting real pretty

Our ACV has tripled since I’ve been there though

but im confused cause this isnt a public company

17:24

so....

17:24

i guess ur just talkin equity

Yes

17:24

But it’s not free equity

17:24

It’s equity in the form of options

ya

17:25

ya bro i think so

17:25

ez 100k

Hope it’ll go up more tbh

what company

Gotta cash out on my Silicon Valley riches

haha u got it brother

It’s a machine learning based healthcare company

oh ok

17:26

cool

Do you go to school with leijurv?

Used to

17:26

High school

17:26

Options are bad

aaand middle school

17:26

kys

Trade for real

Oh. That seems like a cool school

Yeet

17:27

U might have seen it on your commute

Yeah, I’ve known about it for a little while.

17:27

You still in the bay?

Ye

Sold my calls on spy

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20:22

Except for my $300 June one because there’s only $10 in equity left. Might as well wait that one out

20:26

Actually pretty happy with what I did today. Got out of my Put for a nice return and rode up my calls to offset my losses at a much more feasible price.

20:27

It was definitely possible for a 6/5 295 spy to go through however. So it’s possible that selling it was short sighted. In any case with the China stuff I’m going to wait a bit. I don’t want to hold anything over the weekend because I’m unsure what will happen.

invest 10k into tesla

Might as well throw money into the trash.

20:29

The market doesn’t feel as good about Tesla as I do

I’d rather take the 10K and just put a nice down payment on a Tesla and own one

then let it drive people around and let it make money for you

wallstreetbets

wallstreetbets

wallstreetbets

https://youtu.be/Ucp0TTmvqOE?t=7937

Tesla Autonomy Day

20:34

lotta cool technical stuff in here tbh

20:34

surprising

I really like them to be honest

20:35

A few recruiters have reached out to me about working there

20:35

It’s just far away

20:35

They have shuttles though

20:35

Idk

well isnt ur commute pretty long rn? llo

I have an interview with them next week tbh

XD

Yes it’s an hour and 15

20:36

I miss working in the city

20:39

Wow. I timed my sells right at the peak (edited)

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20:39

Like quite literally right on the top

20:41

I sold at 3:20. Five mins before the peak

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epic

22:07

insane plays

invest in bitcoin while bitfinex dumps all their tether into it and it shoots to the moon (or not)

Btc $7k

DOW 500 point dump!

Yeah woke up, saw that, and went back to sleep

What does that mean

Just means I wasn’t going to worry about it at 6:30 am lol

15:54

It’ll take some positions on the train most likely

Ah

16:04

what are your positions now tho

Only thing I had leftover was a $300 call on spy. It had $10 equity left on Friday so I’m just holding it.

Ah

16:16

right

So now that there’s no more speculation regarding the tariffs I feel like we’re probably going to go down for the next few days.

16:33

I’m hoping to catch some kind of rally today, and then I’ll buy a put

16:33

It’s weird that all my tech stocks are down too.

$275 put

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16:48

Already up $20. Rip American economy

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16:49

@aurum did you hold your puts?

I did

16:50

I had PTD rule Friday preventing me from selling all my puts

16:50

Thank god

So you’re almost ready to retire then?

Haha not quite lol

16:50

I'm up $350

Sweet.

16:50

You’ve been getting similar gains all week?

but only slightly up from where i was at last friday

Ah

yea cause market was green friday

Wow, my put is growing fast. I’m probably going to hold it until at least Wednesday

So you bought a put

16:53

Do you have a day trade

16:53

Oh

16:53

Hold til wednesday ok

I have one day trade left if things go sour.

16:56

Here’s a BABA put

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16:57

Spy is talking back

16:57

Rallying*

16:59

Going up as orange man is rambling

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17:02

Because of those recent shitstorm tweets I doubled down on one more spy put with a 3 day expiration.

17:03

Here are my current plays.

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17:09

Here we go

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problem is now u can only sell 1 of those puts today

I feel like I should sell one of these

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Perhaps

why is American economy dying

18:21

what happened

Retalitory tariffs

18:21

China devaluing currency

Just look at trumps twitter

It's not his twitter

Also bitcoin is up at lot

Bitcoin is up cause people are hedging

Yeah, but it’s a good place to start if you’re trying to see what’s going on

Yes

Did you sell one?

19:01

@HermeticLock

@aurum haha remember when you sold ur btc in my gemini

19:08

its up 20 to 30 percent since then

fuck i missed out on a $20

19:09

damn

AKCHUALLY

oh wait my mom gave me one for snacks yesterday and i just kept it nvrmnd

you sold for $77.20

ez money

that would now be worth

19:09

wait fuck

mainly cause i didnt wanna forget about it

i did the math wrong LOL

19:09

it would only now be worth $93

ok

19:10

well im up nearly $400 today so

ok you're cool

ya fuck off

19:10

but ur prolly rolling in ur worthless btc

I kept all three.

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21:14

Hopefully the US economy will take a dump again tomorrow.

Oh dont count on it

21:38

there's a pretty bid divergence going on between spy and the vix rn

21:38

we might bounce tomorrow

21:38

but who knows

21:38

anything can happen, as always, we'll see

you can count on bitcoin going to a million baby

$8k!!

Ouch

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rip

14:32

you need smaller position sizes my guy

Yeah

woah didn't u have 2.5k a week ago?

Yes

14:33

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ouch

Wonder why the market is up today

14:37

This one expires tomorrow. What should I do?

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sell it

14:41

i mean idk it's up to you

14:42

you need a 1.3% move in the next 2 days

What’s your opinion on my other two?

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14:47

I’m glad I’m learning the woes of this while I’m young

hold those

14:51

for now

14:51

we haven't seen any break of pattern

14:52

you could even hold that 281 but be careful cause it's gonna start losing value very quickly now

14:52

ya it's good to learn. how old are you?

21

14:59

I have a pretty good income so I’m not devastated by the losses. This isn’t my life savings or anything

Cool

Sweet Caroline

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16:47

I definitely think I need to take a break from options

you can see the exact moment that you started trading options

17:56

~~and the exact moment that austin joined this chat~~

Lol yeah

oh right it's my fault

XDD jokes jokes

Don’t worry about it

19:17

I’ll be back in the game soon enough

19:17

But I should definitely learn how to be more careful with options

Yea no worries I started out like that too

And no more buying options on margin lol

@TheFunnCubes https://minecraft.curseforge.com/projects/journeymap

Real-time mapping in-game or your browser as you explore.

@HermeticLock but you haven't actually bought options on margin though

Have I not?

16:30

People are bullish as fuck today what did I miss

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16:31

Did something happen

16:33

Did peoples 401k’s get put into the market lmao

Yea

18:34

Trump delayed tariffs on auto for up to 6 months

I mean let’s be real

21:48

If the stock market drops 500 points in one day either the world is ending, or everyone is overreacting and you should buy and wait for it to shoot back up

21:49

like unless we’re clearly diving straight into a depression you should probably invest when that happens

Ok sure but entry on a position is just as important as exit. You wanna enter at the best price, the lowest price. So you shouldn't just buy willy nilly when the market drops. We could move a lot further down and you'd be leaving a lot of money left on the table.

counterpoint, it could also go straight back up like happened and you also miss out on a lot of money (edited)

12:46

so really you just have to be a prophet

i mean ya just be smart with it basically

@HermeticLock do you still have options in play?

Good luck is coming my way

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The state of the discord is like my portfolio tbh

Pistachios were a huge win

Big bloody monday

@HermeticLock You still have that baba put?

I sold it

15:48

Today

Good, you're up on it right?

Yeah

buy high and sell low, repeat until rich

4

This is rip

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RIP

Is this wallstreetbets

03:49

Long 1ronman

wallstreetbets

1

praise be 1ronyman

https://gyazo.com/8fcf9727045389f4531bb04f94f7959a

14:52

what a play

14:52

lol

Wow that’s fantastic

nice

robinhood doesnt exist for canadians :/

can I be a span mason

sold the qcom put above for $350

00:25

bought for $45

Nothing short of amazing

Wtf

00:28

Austin that's literally insane

00:28

What was the time frame

overnight

02:52

@Brother leijurv

pOP oFF

is there any equivalent to robinhood for canada?

probably

14:50

check tastyworks

14:51

also, update on that put: it's worth $500 now, shoulda held it, oh well.

this discord is gonna be worth $500 in nitro boosts soon

nice

smibcoin value through the roof

tradeable on coinbase when

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22:18

The comeback kidddd

gg

bruh you gotta send an all time screenshot

^^

@aurum

ya

all time screenie tho??

not happening

05:37

maybe 1 day

05:37

prolly not tho

bruh whats the biggest timeframe ur not embarrased of XDDD

has aurum lost more than me?

lol

05:44

whats your all time XD

i just dont like sharing that kind of stuff

06:06

like u dont like talking about ur bitcoin xDDDDDDddd

i have held 12 bitcoin since 2012 and havent sold more than a few percent ever

06:08

ok now you send ur robin hood all time

lucky man

@aurum liteally pwned

ykmnow the guy that stole hudnreds of millions and faked his death in india?

06:08

he stole a couple ETH from me

i lost 0.00000960 in mt gox

i lost 2 i think

@Brother leijurv I wish i had kept my btc lol

@aurum ur turn

lol

can i see ur all time chart

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@aurum send all time

@Brother leijurv lololol move chart gahahhaha

??

*nice

@aurum send all time

00:46

i mean that is my all time

no

00:46

rekt

ur actually worse than stalin

ouch

guys aurum is streaming he's REALLY good http://twitch.tv/ahaurum

xDDDDDDddddddd

@aurum show all time

08:37

you cant say "comebackk" but only show 1 day

ya that day was a comeback

02:50

i can say it lol

dump eet

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14:33

check out these returns boy=iiyzzz

Okay this is epic

believe it or not i actually lost a lot of money on tsla today lol

16:24

that contract was good but i was messing around tryna scalp it and i got fucked

16:24

with other contracts

16:24

had some day trades to spare

You seem to be doing pretty good long term though

16:35

Hopefully it’s not too big of a loss

When I get my CPA its over for these hoes

Birds gonna be the next 1ronyman I’m calling it

18:32

I’ll see you all over at r/wsb

No options but up $40

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22:37

Okta is the gift that keeps on giving

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Until it stops giving

00:40

Sell.

Really good week with just the normal stocks I picked.

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16:55

Sold a few today

16:56

And I also paid Robinhood the nearly $800 I owed them

16:56

Potential investors: Do NOT buy options on margin. Lesson learned lmao

XDDDD

I just put money into bitcoin

18:06

When it's low, buy

18:07

When it's high, sit on it... Because bitcoin to USD is a taxable event every time

i recently heard that the IRS wants you to pay taxes on trading crypto for crypto

18:31

LOL

18:31

imagine doing that

kek

Wow it’s being weird

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15:50

I’m going up pretty well with normal stocks

15:50

Thanks okta and mongo.

pop off (edited)

17:12

thats insane

We'll see how much $ I have at the end of this month, I can probably get back to over 2k. (I hope lol)

17:19

Actually I should pay off my debt first. I put some stuff on a credit card this month.

17:20

So I'll have to prioritize that and normal savings first.

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22:29

$KERN carry me to the top!

LOL

22:29

blocking out your % gain today WEW

Ofc

22:30

The more you itch for it the more I love hiding it

Just crypto things

austins trading stocks lol

03:57

on robin hood

03:57

this aint crypto

03:57

he cashed outta crypto

does the blink doneky dupe still workj

Buying slack for sure today

gold and bitcoin rising like crazy

@Brother leijurv is on cloud nine

00:46

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00:47

Doubly epic moment

00:47

$10k?!

You have 1700 right?

?

1700 BTC

No

00:47

LOL

00:47

Less than 1 percent of that

I just made up a ridiculous number.

Kekekeke

00:48

God I wish that were me

I remember when I invested in 2017.

00:48

It hit 10k, and Torogadude was like Herm it's too big to fail

00:48

And I was like you're right

00:48

My mom bought at 18k

I sold a fraction in Jan 2018, at 17k best decision ever

Sorry mom

XD

00:49

At least it wasn't Robin hood

00:49

Can you buy btc on robin hood on margin?

00:49

If not why not

Probably can

Oh God oh fuck I'm installing it right now?

oh fuck?

00:50

oh god?

00:50

I'm checking it out myself right now?

O P T I O N S

you can set a limit buy

Kek

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Mfw vc text is under discussion section not voice section smh

00:52

10742?!

00:52

FUCK YEAH (edited)

torogadude bought at 20k

@Brother leijurv don't you tell me what the fuck this is or isn't

11:30

Anyways back to crypto

11:31

To the moon!

Somebody put up a bitcoin graph and a search statistics graph for 2b2t next to each other.

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17:59

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nice internet booster

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18:13

hm this is annoying to align

18:18

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oooh nice. i't's going way down. i like that

predicted to going down

What about that other one entropy shared, tgat is going way down?? That doesnt look projected. (edited)

ye if its prediction its a dotted line

BTC at 11k now

eth $400

13k????

17:27

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POP OFF

wtf

19:14

insane

told you its going to the moon

19:14

following the 2b2t trend

19:16

it will dip when its ~40% higher than the latest top price of btc (edited)

is lamp our oracle

no 2b2t trends is

19:20

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&q=2b2t

This is the wildest theory I’ve ever heard but they’re both un-cloneable digital objects of abstract value supported by the online community so I’ll take it

19:46

You might’ve truly discovered a pattern

19:51

If nothing else you’ve made me think and realize that bitcoin and 2b2t are two very similar phenomenon it turns out

absolutely insane theory

19:55

all the reason why smibcoin will succeed

Well if you’d want to look at other crypto currencies, the most accurate comparison would be the equivalent clone anarchy servers like 4b4t and Constantiam

19:57

Which only appeared after 2b2t did it first

btc is a 2b clone

19:59

;p

I think this pattern can only work if the common man doesn’t draw any connection between the two

20:00

Therefore we should keep this theory very secret

20:02

It’s like a simulation of the social phenomenon within a smaller group set of Minecraft players, that was actually created before the phenomenon everyone wants to understand

20:04

The phenomenon is: “what if an entirely digital asset got serious clout, notoriety, and perceived value?”

Think of this Spawnmasons: items on 2b2t go for real money due to the security of those items lasting forever into the future and building in value

20:12

And the perception that those resources are being drained

20:12

Because BOTH phenomenon involve MINING, and trading effort for value

Almost hitting 14k

wtf

Aaaaaaand rip

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OOF

Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds.

BUY NOW

Think of this Spawnmasons: items on 2b2t go for real money due to the security of those items lasting forever into the future and building in value

@Paint i disagree with your analysis strongly tbh. items on 2b2t go for real money because of laziness, you're buying someone else's past labor to have dupe dthe item. the cost is very very disconnected from how difficult it would be to create the item initially, because everyone realizes that new dupes can be discovered at any time. therefore all of these items tend to equal value (how hard it is to dupe 1 shulker of any contents). this is very different from cryptocurrencies where buliding in value (the deflationary nature) is because everyone sees, knows, agrees upon, and trusts the mining schedule of how many coins are emitted into the market when, at what rate. this is what allows the total market cap to be known, and there's no uncertainty from glitches. (i mean, much less uncertainty)

I mean they aren’t exactly the same but I tend to think people who spend real money on items aren’t counting on a dupe anytime soon

people still buy items when a dupe is active, its just buying someone else's labor

06:29

im sayin that the difference comes in when you're buying the effort it takes to duplicate the item, not to procure the item initially, so pretty much every kit goes for the same price more or less

06:30

and prices are constantly going down since there's far far more supply than demand (something that will never change in this market)

When you buy at 5k and see people sad about bitcoin dips and jumps

Six month Starbucks contract

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i thought starbucks would be more than $1.27

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03:56

INVEST INTO BITCOIN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a stock option @Brother Hari

@aurum any sick plays recently?

Thanks Starbucks

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Oh no someone on wall street bets is going to me for advice

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elmo

oh no

21:05

@HermeticLock

Lol spy puts

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1149472282584072192

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air. Unregulated Crypto Assets can facilitate unlawful behavior, including drug trade and other illegal activity....

Retweets

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you should try gambling with shitcoins

Not too shabby

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I don't have permissions anymore??

16:16

To post pictures

now

@aurum

17:19

SHOW UR GAINZZZZZZZZ

RIP BTC

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what the fuck

18:15

twump

18:15

why

18:15

18:16

ok

18:16

its not that bad

18:16

its just a minor dip

18:18

libra did this

It’s only because mars is in retorgrade

18:36

Or whatever

How did my man retrogadude manage to shove the entire Mars inside of him

just like this

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20:40

Roku

20:40

7/19 110 call

20:40

Was really doomed with that one I just got lucky

bruh

Oh nice

22:33

Up 42% on this long term Starbucks one

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22:33

Here’s hoping earnings on the 25th is good

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21:11

That's it boys... I'm fuuuucked

Very epic

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22:43

Wait but you got puts

22:43

Wont you be doing good

@aurum

Invest in baritone today

@HermeticLock It's a credit spread

15:09

So no, not good

I’m the worlds greatest investor.

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17:45

At 1.96 now. The number didn’t update above ^

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Yeet

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Okay this is epic

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20:16

I think I’m going to be way in the money on this one.

I wouldn't count on it

21:10

breakeven at 101.26 damn...

21:10

looks good but we'll see

In the past three months it’s gone up $20

22:02

I’ve got about 6 months for it to move $10

Hope y'all bought your shit coins the other day (edited)

Got a 60% profit

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21:01

May buy back in later idk

Should NOT have sold until earnings

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23:03

Fuck

23:03

I would’ve made like $500 or something maybe more

Lol I just came here to ask if you still had that SBUX call

17:56

Lol

I know

LOL thank you Costco

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jesus what the fuck happened?

Literally no idea

Bill gates kicked in the door and yelled: "I want all!"? (edited)

Lol fuck your Costco

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22:15

Down $46 today on it

22:15

Hopefully between now and January 17th it moons.

People were getting sick from the food

22:29

Some of the hot food they make

I make money in my sleep. Do you????

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21:09

Ask me how

how

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15:14

Just sold for $2.5. >500% on these returns.

Nice man

17:32

That’s pretty crazy

Should have held it

It's worth $800 now

Wow

Get up and win that race Costco

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Whoof

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc

Best of Idiocracy - Welcome to Costco

I believe in you Costco

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19:02

Me looking at my stocks

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i can only repeat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc

Best of Idiocracy - Welcome to Costco

boutta reup on bitcoin

Is bitcoin going up? @Brother Kyle

down atm

Bitcoin on top

Yeah man, it dropped hard yesterday

17:51

Each time I pick up, it's been worth more than it was before, so buying more feels a little worse each time somehow, but when I see a sharp dip, I like to buy in and hope I don't catch a falling knife

just bought my first $30 AUD of bitcoin, finally found a good and safe site to buy them on

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15:19

saw this jump and waited to buy on the downlow, hoping on another one of those jumps (edited)

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this channel should be 18+

^ agreed

Remember to buy high, sell low

this

buy high sell sober*

stop

making the dosh, gained 41 cents in the last half hour

(edited)

great wage dude

fucking incredible

16:23

20 cents in the last minute

16:23

stonks

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Costco is ebbing with the market atm.

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16:37

But I’ve got time and patience

16:37

It’s getting better.

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15:53

Like a fine wine, it aged well

15:53

Sold my Costco

15:53

It went up a crazy amount this morning

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Nice

22:16

That shit is worth double now EOD

22:16

Tho

Yeah

23:12

I’m fine with getting out early

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00:56

Update from me. Gains today from TLT 147 8/30 C and a variety AAPL P I have in play. Also entered short term SPY p play.

Nice man

01:43

What’s your spy play?

I'm going all in royal flush buying high selling low 11193 variety xx33 play

It expires tomorrow, it's a 285 lotto put

The exchange i'm using, Coinspot, is actually epic

12:41

some really good functionality if people want to look into it

12:41

coinspot.com.au

12:42

transfer fees are very low too

Did a put on Snapchat and another call on Starbucks

17:21

Also RIP @aurum

I mean, I was up like $100 at open

17:40

obv didnt sell looool

17:40

so yea rip

Even Steven

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look who started covering their account value

LOL

21:26

@HermeticLock do NOT succumb to austin's tricks

21:26

stay proud

Lol

Herm don’t do that

00:13

I need this to feel better about myself ; )

Okay

00:17

I will put it back next time

00:17

(Rip)

❤️

Looks like bitcoin is bouncing back a bit, had a bit of a panic after it's $600 drop

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03:00

BA easy short to 345

lol boeing down 10 bucks

@aurum https://i.redd.it/8udkm73axy921.jpg

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Hahaa

18:46

I mean, what did I say

18:47

Like I'm a god

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;o

lool

20:57

accurate

i always scroll through this channel but i have no idea what any of it means

just buy bitcoin for all your savings and sell when the price is 10x less than what you bought for

haha imagine being down on a bitcoin play

I still laugh about the pump and dump. "Hey guys, Molyneux told me to invest my savings while it's HIGH!"

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upvoteparrot

1

bruh whats this

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15:37

a bunch of stuff is like 10-20% + in the last 24h

15:37

why

15:37

have i missed something

a bunch of alt coins have shot up yesterday/today

yes but why

pump and dump

pomp it

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pomp eet*

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sold for $4.8

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17:38

Good day so far

WEW

Nice man

17:46

PUTs?

17:47

Make School ~~steals~~ gets 25% of my income now (edited)

17:47

How do I strike through

With ~~

~mobile~

17:54

~~mobile

~~hewwo~~

~~wtf~~

~~hewwo~~

17:54

there we go

Epic

17:55

I didn’t know my first one was due

17:55

And then they billed me 2604

17:55

So rip my stonks

17:55

That was 5 months ago

17:55

Lol

17:56

But on the bright side I have a built in raise in four years

17:56

...

17:56

Brb crying

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04:25

epic

lol imagine buying bitcoin

thistbh

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14:52

Don't be a cuck like bitcoin

Whoa

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16:34

Shouldnt have taken profits, coulda been up over 1k

Ehhh. Better out early

Buy bitcoin instead

lol bitcoin is plunging

21:07

im guessing back to 3000-4000 within next 60 days

@Brother leijurv

20:31

This is the only channel I can access

Wtf who took away Brady's guest

20:31

Crying and shaking

@Brady

uwu moment

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23:35

How to make $760 in 1 hour

Taking donations

Jealous.

coinbase is just giving free eos away

keybase is also just gaming

20:13

with the XLM

buy more shitcoins

https://digiconomist.net/bitcoin-energy-consumption

Bitcoin Energy Consumption Index - Digiconomist

The Bitcoin Energy Consumption Index provides the latest estimate of the total energy consumption of the Bitcoin network.

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17:54

ponzi scheme invite

lmao

I had a friend get into that sort of thing, if you time it right apparently you can make big money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tNkuYV4_Q

bitcoin still bitcoining

18:39

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18:39

It's the miners and transactors that drive the market

18:39

you don't have to be fat

18:39

you can be the muscle in the machine and contribute to the future you want

the truest and most honest manifestation of capitalism right there.

bitcoin isnt capitalist at all

@aurum heard you were talking shit?

i mean

“you can be the muscle in the machine and contribute to the future you want” - that is the most honest manifestation of capitalism

lol wtf

... who is aurum?

Welcome to the sm hedge fund @MAC_TONIGHT_ @Deleted User

thank you

@Brother Hari aurum is an epic twitch streamer

link

07:54

is he famose

07:54

iirc twitch.tv/ahaurum

07:54

but i think its changed

I'm basically an options trading legend

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Also I don't "do" Robinhood anymore

07:55

AMTD all the way

07:55

It's /its_aurum

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07:57

dat boy famous

I'm a big deal

07:58

Get over it

4*mine :(

07:58

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Big day today

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Thanks trump

Wew lad

Reminder vote maga

21:41

@HermeticLock u voted maga?

sold out my apple too early but my tesla position is in tact and rippinggg

Tesla goes hard

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Bitcoin getting hammereddd

19:00

Sell sell sell!

nevah

Lmao ur gonna lose everything

20:18

Can I short Bitcoin?

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01:52

@aurum cant beat these pickssss

@aurum just learned my (late) grandpa was a gamer, my grandma's telling me stories about how he bought options on margin in the early 00s and lost a ridiculous amount of money

02:24

got margin called rofl

no way

18:37

that's actually so fuunyyy lmaoo

18:37

that's exactly what these wsb kids are doing

Your grandpa and I have a lot in common. But I lost like 2k

18:38

Not sure if that’s a ridiculous amount of money

18:38

But it’s enough that I learned my lesson

That's not so bad

18:38

and you didn't get margin called

No don’t think so

18:38

What’s that mean exactly

18:39

I lost what I borrowed

18:39

So I had to pay it

it means you borrowed money from the broker and then lost that

Lol

and then owe them money

Yes that’s what happened to me

18:39

I owed Robinhood like 2k

wait really?

Yes

you went negative??

I did

wheres the screenshot

Now I just invest in my 401k. Once my make school payment is done it will all be good

18:40

I never posted because it was embarrassing l

18:40

Lol*

18:40

Let me see if I can dig anything up

18:41

I mean idk what else to show

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18:42

I had to pay money to get back to $4

18:42

Let me see if there’s any old screenshots

18:43

Here’s me at 1800 losing $300

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18:44

Here’s me at 1900 losing 500

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18:44

Here’s me at 2400 losing 94

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18:44

Idk

18:44

Expensive lessons

18:45

But I had a ton of fun too

Herm when I say ridiculous I mean ridiculous

18:50

They literally went bankrupt

18:51

>1000x your margin call

Lol like $2,000,000

18:54

That’s fun

18:55

I hope that NEVER happens to me

18:56

Presumably this was a while ago so it was more valuable. Poor dude.

Yes this was like early 00s

18:59

It wasn't the dot com bubble it was a few years after

elon tweeted a screenshot of tesla's stock price the instant it hit $420.69

Legend

leif it wasnt just the dot com lmao

?

people are getting millions of margin called on wsb TODAY

rofl

literally all the time

im just antiflexing saying it was larger than herm's

07:55

i know there are retards today

07:55

just as much as back then

07:55

rofl

yea way larger

07:55

judging by herms graph he only went a little bit negative

07:56

but are there different accounts? how's he only down 850 when he had 2.5k at one point

07:56

they don't let you borrow unless you have more than 2k

i did have more than 2k at one point in

07:58

I was trading about 5k worth of stocks

07:58

Like my buying power was doubled

is that 1y chart before adding more?

07:58

send an all time

I took some money out

oh

okay

that explains

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ok

08:00

yea you took money out that makes sense

08:00

your total loss isn

08:00

t bad

Yeah I guess so

08:00

I mean others have done much much worse

yeah

Still down 99%

08:01

But it’s a recoverable amount of money for sure

yeah

08:02

work a few shifts at mcdicks and ur back to break even

Until then I’ll be sticking with just my normal 401k

08:02

And once I pay off my school I’ll start doing some investments on my own again

sounds like a plan

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16:46

I stopped using Robinhood but added some funds back in for a second acct

That's a nice gain

Aurum show all time

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/efa07j/2019_was_a_good_year_for_the_bull/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

2019 was a good year for the bull!

Posted in r/wallstreetbets by u/tinmaster • 1,419 points and 64 comments

18:05

^^i don't show all time

Tin master?!

18:20

=O

18:20

Based meme

ya

03:37

u like?

Keep the good gains rollin

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03:54

Was up over $700 at one point early in the session. Cut some apple too early, cut some too late. Nevertheless, $527 gain on one stock overnight is fun. Main positions going forward are in NFLX (which I entered today), NVDA, and FB.

Quick update for first day of the week: today hurt a bit. Long positions in NFLX and FB got essentially stopped out by overall market liquidation break yet again. Total losses on the day were roughly $490. Quick day trade position in AAPL recovered about $43 and had I waited to sell an hour or so later in the day I could have recovered over $350 with that one trade. Took some new positions on the put side on ROKU as well as NFLX now on the put side. Also on the call side on AAPL for this week and some longer term VIX calls as we head into the end of the year. My robinhood lost some dough today as well: I cut some positions but added to my long on gold. Gold futures broke out even further after hours today and continue to roll so I'm excited to hopefully see some gains from gold tomorrow. Idk if this is interesting at all but it serves as a record, at least for me!

catheartsunglasses

3

catsunglasses

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CrabRave

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Opened a TFSA today boys

I’m ready for that 1:1 easy gambling life when I’m 18

@aurum I will pay you to post consistent updates (edited)

07:36

I want an aurum newsletter

07:36

Let me set up a website for you, and a nice way to send emails to interested parties

Haha okay sounds good

Last day of the year saw some further losses for me on TD account, totaling $235 on the day. Losses were contained to about $100 when I left the computer, having cut pretty much all of my short term plays (ROKU, NFLX, AAPL) (except for a very small short on TLRY that I added today). Volume spent a lot of time below yesterday's low and seemed to be holding which looked bearish to me. Despite this, put positions on ROKU and NFLX showed relative strength so I cut them. (ROKU later broke out and ended green). In other news, I added even more to my gold positions, on both TD and Robinhood. My robinhood is now exclusively a gold bug account

I'll send a screenshot. I added a roughly $2k worth of 160 call Jan 2021 contracts, I can explain why but that's a later conversation. Looking ahead, tomorrow is a market holiday but once we're into the new year I'm anxious to see whether or not we fill Monday's gap (which late trading attempted to do), or we return to VAH (value area high) from Monday. The former bullish, looking then to add bullish positions and target a new all time high on SPX, the latter bearish, in which case I'd hold off and let my gold positions run. OK, screenshots incoming! (edited)

TD is my bank

21:43

Robin Hood doesn’t work in Canada, 0/10

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21:51

So the additional losses today came from the gold pullback and the vix pullback as the market pushed higher into the end of the session. I still expect gold to do quite well in the coming weeks and months

gold

Very excited to see what happens in January, my guess is maybe one or two more ATHs and then perhaps it's time to pay the piper.

21:52

Bitcoin meanwhile is performing horribly lately

Invest

in

water

Gold will hit 5k/ounce before midway through 2020

22:00

the decade, I mean

very large cope with extending your censor very far past the end of how much your investing

22:12

oh shit maybe not

22:13

oh new acc?

What are you asking me

r u only investing hundreds with robinhood currently

22:16

If it’s thousands then you had 10k atleast at one point

no TD is my main platform

22:16

I transferred to TD

I’m 2 lazy to download the app and match up the pixels

Robinhood is a side gig now

22:17

What?

Then get the font and figure out the numbers

22:18

Mfw you view wsb

FIne you lost that priviledge\

I hope your not one of the idiots who take that sub seriously rofl

22:19

me n the boys owing robinhood 2 mill for 10k karma

and that's what it's there for

22:20

the GUH

22:20

not for trading adv

I should just start showing RH account value now honestlyu

22:27

since TD is the new homeboy

Pog

Wait do you guys not also owe robin hood 1.6 million? (edited)

22:53

.... guys?

catflushed

Ok, this is all interesting as hell, but where do I get a basic documentation thing to start learning?

03:11

or do I just throw money at the green numbers and hope to fuck it works

oh brother

throw red only

This but unironically

In all seriousness though, I do know that you need to keep certain things in mind when you go at it, but it's one thing to sorta understand and another one to know where to look for possible investment. What gives you confidence? what are you keeping an eye on?, what are the regulations for international investment? that sorta thing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255851788870090754/661667016578695198/FUCK.mp4

“well it’s got some support right here...”

03:33

nice wsb poach

03:35

@Brother Sun idk if you’re serious or asking me specifically but regardless that would require a longer conversation than i care to have on discord

03:35

there’s a method to the madness though

Can someone send the spawn mason eagle

Very brief update today. Ended the day up roughly $445 on TD and $155 on RH, so good day. I really only added one AAPL call (exp tomorrow) today as far as position changes and so far it's up $118. Futures for tomorrow are blood red with /ES down over 35 points so far tonight, so I expect to lose quite a bit tomorrow as far as my stock positions on TD and that AAPL call. Gold meanwhile is up over 20 points on /GC which will be good news for my RH and sizeable position in gold on my TD account as well. So, mixed bag. We'll see what happens tomorrow.

08:12

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thanks for the update austin

08:14

i'm +886.50 today just on baidu

baidu popped off today

this

08:15

and +320.44 on everything else (edited)

08:15

im in DGRO IEMG QQQ SCHE SMH SPY VWO XSD

wait leif what's your broker

08:16

i didn't know you "did" stocks

fidelity

lmao

i don't like

08:16

trade

08:16

i have never put in a sell order LOL

08:16

or touched an option

that's good for taxes

08:16

lma

bro this is all in a roth ira

08:17

i've maxed my contribution for 3 years now

oh lol

LOLL

well you're gonna be down tomorrow

08:17

*mega good for taxes

my grandma """""""hired"""""""" me for """"""""computer help"""""""" so i was """"""self employed"""""" so i could get the remaining few hundred the first year 2017

lool

tax fraud

catsunglasses

the IRS has entered the chat

08:18

you didn't have to spell it out buddy

i have committed felony tax fraud

you're crazy bro

08:21

they're literally at your front door

08:21

you're finished

my 1099-MISC that i filed in 2017 which adjusted my taxable income correct amount by +$350 was FALSIFIED

I get a lot of capital loss deductions

i probably will too?

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02:02

Today was very interesting, and it looks like the overall mood is actually still bullish into next week and perhaps into earnings. << despite the Iran news and the rise in oil prices. Gold continues to push higher and higher as I have predicted. I'm like, smart. My RH, although stacked with gold positions actually posted a minor loss today due to apple contracts that lost quite a bit due to the gap down at open. You can see a similar loss on apple, here, on the TD account as well. If I had sold when I was tempted to I would have been better off, maybe pushing today's TD gain to $250 and RH would have been green. Oh well, still positive on the day (thanks gold)!

I’m predicting huge 2020 gains for @aurum @HermeticLock and @Brother leijurv

im down 548 today lol

lmao!

;(

02:11

I didn’t say short term gains

02:11

Just gains

GOLD!

23:12

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23:12

Meanwhile, bitcoin is taking a shit.

gold is the new bitcoin

what shit

03:02

just buy bitcoin

03:02

also what shit lmaoo

03:02

bitcoin is more stable then ever

03:03

"stable"

bitcoin is fool’s gold

gold is fool's bitcoin

oh shit

I just bought some bitcoin

13:06

cuz of the very nice crash

13:08

"just" I bought some a while back when it was lower than 7500

Daily reminder that torogadude bought at 20k

Oof. SMH.

i sold enough to 2x cover my investment, jan 26 2018 when it was at like $17k

17:19

im basically a trading god

a god would have sold everything at those levels

And paid TAXES?

17:59

No thanks!

you're funny

use chad bisq instead of virgin centralized exchanges

18:00

problem solved

use sound money instead of pussy digital shit

18:00

problem solved

18:00

i kid

18:04

leif u already are a tax fraud god

18:04

simply ~evade~ irs

yeah bro im a tax fraud god thats true

18:33

i don't think i could tax fraud THIS much tho

18:33

the fraudulent 1099-misc was like <$1k, the irs wouldnt even look closely lol!

18:33

and by "wouldnt" i mean "didnt"

Just don’t pay taxes?!?

22:16

Easy

i filed taxes last year and then it turned out i didn’t have to so i paid the irs like $120

03:02

then a few months later they sent me a return for $170

03:02

you may be good at tax fraud but i make $$ off the irs

03:02

i’m the true god

STONKS

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tfw gold cracks above 1600 overnight and then plummets all the way down to 1550 by mid-day

meanwhile bitcoin is up

it's down 300 bucks today bro

not my truth

lmao

i looked at coinmarketcap and it says +1% so that is my truth

ahahah

18:49

i will allow this belief

18:50

how bout tsla though

Everyone on wallstreetbets posting their Ws with tsla

20:58

Smh

Stonks always go up

23:21

Things will be epic when I get my Robinhood debit card

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23:21

Then I can have my company pay me directly into robinhood

23:22

And if I lose like $70k a year then I don’t have to pay back my school.

980k people?? (edited)

23:26

wtf?

23:27

https://discordapp.com/channels/343851086026637313/565564387339796480/664609938387238942 LOL

23:27

MAKESCHOOL MOMENT???

23:27

do u have enough for rent and food still tho if you do that lol (edited)

Yeah

23:28

Well actually after taxes idk

23:28

Probably

dont need to pay taxes if u dont make money

23:28

bruh

It would get taken out of my paychecks though

23:29

Would just get it back in April

23:29

Wait

23:29

Like if I didn’t make any money at all

23:29

Holy cow this is a great idea

you dont need to pay taxes if you make less then like 20k a year but like catflushed

catflushed

thats low

They can’t garnish your wages if you don’t have any wages

i think

23:29

idk the real number

I feel like you do

just ask a tax lawyer lol

Do they charge for their time?

im psure lawyers will respond to basic questions because it could bring you to them in the future

23:38

or you could just google tbh

Robin Hood isn’t in Canada

23:49

That’s s h I t

hari is upset that he cannot -c0-m!m_i~t\ ~t~a_x- _f-r_a-~_u~d! with his robin hood debit card like herm (edited)

Ngl 100% that

Im sad cuz Robin Hood isn't in australia either

00:11

Tax fraud would be very nice

I just read this chat hopelessly trying to make sense of the madness. I have an easier time following geopolitics and stuff, but fuck me this is still interesting af

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05:36

Anagram for 2147?!?

2147 = Яat??

05:55

what does it all mean

it means we gettin rich

06:03

invest into tesla goy

TIME TO SELL OUT rip bitcoin

10:36

I fucken knew I should have sold out yesterday

10:37

wait

10:38

nevermind I did

no windows build?

?

what an bit-coin

what about byte coin

11:28

it must be 8x better

bite coin

NoM

Jared === CRAZY INVESTOR?????

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this video is gold tho

ye

pay me to shitpost

18:29

thx

18:31

33KWB6BK6gL35c5EMcuhLEbuLuqM5MnUJ7

ya'll see the bitcoin STONKS over the past 4 days?

14:12

im sad I didn't buy in sooner

its okay it'll crash to 1k again eventually

14:20

buy then

nah im buying now

14:28

contribute to the pumping

Aw yis, pump and dump it all over again.

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22:11

i hate this

QUICK SELL ALL SELL ALL

HODL

ye true wait until you're down atleast 200% then sell and wait until it's back up

yes hello officer this hwere

buy high sell low

buy high hodl for 10 years and then sell low gang

Stonks

01:14

Bitcoin continues to rise

01:14

Once it halves in may

01:14

oooooh boy

Oh fuck it's halving again?

02:51

Bro this is my THIRD bitcoin halving

this is my first

12:56

even though i've witnessed all 3

Jesus FUCK

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20:31

What is going on!!!

https://i.imgur.com/Vm1XkQX.png

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https://askrypto.com/news/2020/02/u-s-government-to-auction-37m-in-confiscated-bitcoin-on-feb-18/

U.S. Government to Auction $37M in Confiscated Bitcoin on Feb 18

US Marshals to auction $37M in confiscated bitcoin in 18th February. Bitcoins' bidders should pay $200,000 & sign up for the auction.

22:51

Make sure to sell your crypto while you can

whats the problem

SHORT DIAMOND NOW

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19:59

Sucks they're selling it in such large sums

20:00

People are going to buy it for way cheaper than it could be because the sums of bitcoins are so damn high

20:00

they're trying to sell 37 million bucks in bitcoin in 4 auctions lmao

Ok, before I say anything that makes me look about as sharp as a river rock: To my understanding, they (people trying to sell mass sums of Btc) are doing it all at once, or close enough that the price plummets due to how it works. And because of supply/demand rules I suppose. If that is true, doesn't it mean that investors are inherently unaware of the nature of their investment and just go at it like it was a stock market transaction?

people in both the stock market and bitcoin try to sell at the highest price possible, and buy at the lowest price. if there is a large amount to sell usually it is distributed over many orders, if there is a large amount to buy it is accumulated over many orders. there are additional fees for taking an offer from the order book (taker fee) so its preferable to make a limit order at a specific price and let someone else take it. the big moves you see that push the price in a direction are only a part of the volume.

14:15

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14:15

see the bar chart denoted in btc volume

So looking at buying my AnnDroid's first e-trade account tomorrow. Any service you gentlemen would recommend?

if youre american, Robinhood is generally the goi-to app

1

02:23

would recommend you tradfe through your bank, otherwise

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hm i really should sell

00:02

but i dont want to pay fucking taxes

never sell

ive been using a web wallet since early 2013, blockchain.info ama

00:21

my cold storage is no more and no less than a private key that i memorized 6 years ago

@Thebes amen

00:31

@Brother leijurv what in the cold storage doe

00:32

also who says u need to ~p_~a~_y owo t~a_x ~e_s~~ catflushed

catflushed

00:33

just sell for cash

00:33

easy bypass

00:33

then when price drops buy with the cash irl again (edited)

00:34

Legal Disclaimer - THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY ADVICE

00:34

THIS IS SATIRE - THANK YOU I=] -=R~ =-&S FOR READING

00:35

but unironically bad idea unless?

00:35

catflushed

make 'leijurv holdings company' and have enough expenditure that you dont report profit

00:57

(not financial advice)

00:58

also btw i cant use outside emoji in this channel so im sad

@Brother leijurv indeed son u should contact your dad instead for true financial advice

01:02

i heard he might have a business degree or somethin bro (edited)

01:02

idk

01:03

sounds like something that would make someone qualified enough

couldnt you make an llc, cash it out in the name of llc, and use your tuition as an expense ?

01:07

unless you ahve sick scholorships, your tuition is high isnt it?

01:07

Mr. Stanford

come to canada gift it to me, and i'll pay the taxes for you uwuw

01:09

canada 0 gift tax

just use bisq

@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

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06:26

Dollar General seems to be beating Pepsi

All part of the plan dont worry about it

I love stamps

Wait PepsiCo is like legit currency?

Do you know what stocks are

Oh these are stocks

21:00

I was not sure what I am looking at

why is dark reaper in hedgefund

23:39

i dont want to be judged by another

I want to see some of DarkReaper's dank investments.

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i really don't like dollar general's business model, maybe im biased as a retail guy but the break-neck pace of new store openings in rural areas coinciding with the steady rate of depopulation of these areas does not seem sustainable, although it seems to be working for them on the fundamentals. they also don't satisfy the needs of those areas really with the shit selection of fresh produce and dairy products they offer. sure they could expand their selections in those categories but the margins there are terrible, probably why the selection is so limited to begin with.

17:36

i guess the reason why it works so well for them is their same store operating costs are stupid cheap

Do you think they’ll start losing money @MAC_TONIGHT_

20:11

Like are you bearish on them?

eventually yeah. i wouldnt say im bearish on them now i think they will continue to grow for the forseeable future so if you were to short no roi. i just dont think that growth is sustainable like i said. i think dollar general is on the same track as kmart was in the 80s. the most stores kmart opened in 1 year was around 85. of course dollar general stores are much much smaller but just next year they are planning on opening more than 2,000, which is insane. and again, mostly in rural areas that nobody else will touch. kmart also entered areas no other retailers would touch at the time and that ended up not working, although at least the real estate ended up having some value, which can not be said for the borderline ghost towns that dollar generals are popping up in. (edited)

Shorting Macy’s today

Instant profit?

Betting the farm on the pistachio market

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18:45

Epic

ez monay

19:39

Portfolio update : it’s been one month since I opened my trading account

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I wouldn’t worry too much. The market has been going down for everyone

@HermeticLock u invest into tesla yet bro

16:52

Mfw

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16:53

wtf

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16:53

it hit the 900 peek again???

16:53

in the same month???

I made $115 in 10 minutes shorting tesla once last year

17:13

Dumbest thing I’ve ever done

17:13

I put $450 into it

17:13

Got $565 back

17:13

Sold immediately

17:13

And then the stock started going up again

17:13

Worth the day trade

17:15

Obligatory proof

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17:15

(Numbers were wrong in my original message, as I was recalling from memory)

17:15

(Done at like 6:50 AM my time)

insane

I’m watching Exon very closely waiting for it to go up, so I can buy PUTS on the oil industry.

17:31

Oh these are stocks

21:29

I was not sure what I am looking at

No they aren't stocks lol

11:54

Options

11:55

Returns like that on that Macy put makes you wish you bet more lol

@MAC_TONIGHT_ after my sell at 30% the options soared to +650%

16:06

Oh well. Still made a gold gain

jesus lol

16:09

yeah id still be happy

oof

16:33

well... you won, but shit. 650% how much could you have won?! XD

16:33

(no i dont need a sum of money you in theory could've gotten from this)

Let’s play “How will corona virus impact the price of oil” for 1000, Alex

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this is why bernie wont work

How did? Why ? What?

16:56

“Deadly virus bad” Trump supporters: It’s Bernies fault

actually

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@TheFunnCubes I put in like $70 so it’s like $420

17:05

Didn’t mean to use a meme number

17:05

$420 return. Plus initial $70 is $490

so you would have gotten what? 80k?

No bro

17:47

$490 lol

17:47

100% gain is doubling your money

17:47

Every 100% is your initial investment

17:48

So 650% increase is basically your initial investment * 6.5

17:48

And then add your initial investment again

17:48

That’s what you sell for

17:49

Play today is VIX calls

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At 400 now

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joseph neds tedd talk for defense

Bruh

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Herm how can I copy everything you do

23:56

Robin Hood doesn’t exist in Canada

Just buy low and sell high! It's that simple

other way round buddy!

2

Ah yes, buy high, then hodl and wait for market crash, THEN sell!

wsb

ONG

08:05

Omg

08:05

MICROSOFT PUTS?

08:05

HELLO?

SELL MICROSOFT

08:05

SELL

@HermeticLock dump your 401k into Microsoft puts

DUMP MICROSOFT

@Brother leijurv cashout that Bitcoin, Microsoft puts

What happened with Microsoft???

08:10

OHHHHH

08:10

LOL

08:10

LOLOLOL

Microsoft pwned, epic style.

@aurum

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@HermeticLock

08:08

you held vix calls over the weekend on +400% gains...

LOL

08:08

tear him apart austin

those are balls of steel but unfortunately it didn’t pay off

dont hold back

and robinhood’s little fiasco today didn’t help

08:09

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08:09

i give 0 fucks

08:09

here’s my 3 month

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08:10

Could’ve paid off.

08:11

Oh well

08:11

Theta destroyed me right at opening

selling tapered off a bit on friday, saw rally into close

The time decay on this one is crazy

that was a very risky weekend hold

08:12

that would be a combination of theta and your loss of intrinsic value

08:12

vix simply tanked

Yes

you had time bro

08:12

rip your delta

I know

rip your volatility

08:12

gotta sell on 400 percent gains lmao

Yeah my delta is fuuuucked

if we don’t sell of within 30 minutes of price action tomorrow sell

08:13

*off

08:13

next move seems higher, for now

We’ll see

08:13

I had a good Macy’s play

08:14

Earlier that week

you’re trading macy’s stock...

08:14

aight bro this is where i leave you

I had ours for earnings

08:14

Puts*

macy’s is a horrible stock to play earnings with but ok

08:14

how did it go

Up 30%

08:14

Sold

08:15

And then it went to like 350%

alright alright

08:15

never play earnings on that shit ever again

I should probably do more long term OTM

08:16

Do you ever sell contracts?

08:16

And try to collect premiums?

never naked

You do cash covered?

only credit spreads

08:16

and only on robinhood

08:16

no

08:16

well they have to be

Right

otherwise robinhood wont let u

08:16

but again, never naked

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15:36

very cool

Nice

HE SHOOTD HE SCORES

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19:17

@aurum

19:17

Hold?!?!!

HOLY FUCK

19:17

+273%

@Brother leijurv

BASED!

19:18

INSANEEEEEEEEEE

pop off

Sell?

19:18

Okay selling this is stupid

i’d hold honestly

Hmmm

you're literally up $1.64

$164

Time decay can kill this thing

no austin

19:18

not 164

19:18

1.64

It is $164

your choice

These are contracts

19:19

I don’t understand what happened in the market to move it

19:19

Why did everyone sell the s&p (edited)

ok well i misread 104 as 164

19:19

owned

fed cut 50 basis points

19:20

market popped and then sold off

LOL

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19:20

Are you fucking joking me right now

what

What the FUCK

19:21

HOw do you guys find small stocks like this

bro

Also if it only went up 300% how did it go from $1 to $26

uvxy is a leveraged volatility hedge

19:21

dude u literally don’t undertand options

19:21

watch a video

Gravity, it’s working.

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19:22

Nvm it’s going back up

you’d be wise not to keep your eyes locked it minute to minute

fed cut 50 basis points

This is going to be a pretty good short term loss right

19:23

Like people will sell tomorrow likely too

19:23

You think?

I’ve never purchased options, I just straight buy stock. I’ll watch a video on it.

Or is this a one day thing that will get priced in today

hari save yourself from this addiction

19:24

keep trading stocks

19:24

@HermeticLock if anyone knew it wouldn’t be a market

Yeah

19:28

Wonder how the DNC election will effect it

or just super tuesday for that matter

19:29

i’d hold that shit germ

19:29

*herm

19:29

@HermeticLock

19:29

sanders might do better than expected or something

19:29

definitely would cause some ruckus in the markets

Yeah. If I had more money at stake I might sell

19:31

But I’m willing to Las Vegas this one a bit

19:33

Theta actually hates me

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19:33

It’s gotta go up more than a buck for me to not lose money tomorrow (edited)

Okay, I watched a 10 minute video and I’m ready to put my savings into robin hood.

Mfw everyone thought the pistachio investment was a meme when im up 1k in the market after the drop

19:40

@HermeticLock this is you switching jobs to the startup

Lmfao

19:43

Bro this is torture

19:44

I keep getting pulled aside for counter offers and perks

19:44

did u watch

19:47

based

I did and it made me laugh out loud

this is mr incredible

19:50

i'm in

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20:15

gold is bae

Is that Robinhood?

21:36

I have gold

...

22:40

um

22:40

that’s td ameritrade

22:41

and GLD or the spdr gold etf is the position that carried me today

I am Dumb.

haha you’ll get there

Hoorah

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lmaoo

20:10

big L

Could’ve gone up

‍♂️

well it’s fucked now

Yeah.

03:18

Was fun while it lasted

yooo

15:07

worth like 80 bucks again today

15:07

^^ idk if u sold

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15:32

Yeah just waiting for someone to buy it

well

15:46

u may have to sell really close to the bid

Yeah I got out.

16:41

Not to shabby I suppose

NEXT PLAY

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17:35

Lol

17:35

They think they have a vaccine

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17:43

boom

That feels good. ^

17:45

Market tanks. Austin’s up

17:47

still holding that vix?

17:48

its worth $130 now

I sold it

bruh

17:53

lmao

17:54

well how much did u get for it

Like $60

17:59

I lost money on it

damn bro

18:01

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18:01

well things just seem to be getting better and better

Yeah! Haha! For me too!!!!

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bruh

This one will 10000x my return (edited)

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19:47

It’s going to the moon I can feel it

19:47

$100 => $1,000,000

Masons house? Hello?

lma

20:17

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20:17

my largest ever single day gain

20:17

(i’m not a yoloer)

My largest single day is 1500 (edited)

20:22

Again, from the pistachio market

wtf is pistachio market

you dojt know ?

never having traded derivatives on the pistachio market

06:10

thinks he's a pro trader

06:10

LOL

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lol that stock has to go up over 50% for you to even break even

herm has ez'd the market

yeah it does

@HermeticLock

14:42

exact uvxy contract that you sold now worth over $700

14:43

huge L bro

14:50

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14:50

woah...

14:56

uvxy 29 mar 6 call now worth $760

Wow

15:32

That sucks lol

15:33

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15:35

Up another 67%

15:36

Actually this is pretty good tbh

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Dang my $29 Uvxy call would have been in the money today (edited)

At the 100% mark atm. Screenshot just for prosperity

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Climbing the abyss

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@aurum “You realize the stock has to go up over 50% right????”

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17:04

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Gonna buy some spy ama

Okay, will you post proof though

17:20

I will be genuinely worried if Leijurv buys spy right now lmao (edited)

17:20

Is the corona panic over?

17:23

@Brother leijurv

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17:25

Mfw I hit one of the largest moving stocks the day before. Feels good

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17:29

This is nice

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@HermeticLock

17:43

literally sell

Austin should I invest in SPY today

still would have been better off with the UVXY which is funny too

17:43

leif

17:43

i mean

17:43

i think we can move lower

I just heard "I mean" like "I meannnnnn" but idk if you meant it that way

classic lowercase h pattern developing

Ok I will wait a few hours / days

i mean as in anything can happen

17:44

yea just wait it out

17:44

i think we might sell off into close

17:44

or rip

17:44

who knows

17:44

i’ve given back hella gains today reee

WOAH

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I'm muting this channel because all it does is make me feel like I'm doing nothing with my money

Sold

18:17

I feel like I should’ve waited @aurum

18:17

This thing is still going up

18:18

Taking a +285% gain though is fine

18:18

I guess I will live lmao

18:20

Oh shit gravity is happening on it now lol

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18:22

Lol nvm this thing is moving to $16 (edited)

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18:22

I feel like I really should have waited

18:24

Will wait until Monday before I make any other moves.

18:24

I’m glad I sold actually. Minimize my risk, still get out green.

@aurum can I hug you

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hahaha

19:17

you sold at a great time

19:17

left some money on the table

19:17

but a great gain

19:18

remember, pumps like this rarely pan out the way you want them to so id do your best not to trade them in the future

19:18

stock could go to 20, 25, 10885893849 bucks, but my guess is itll come back down to earth if there isn't really any substantiated news on it

19:19

idk about what's causing the move in this stock rn but i like to stay away from them. the gains on the way up can be as addicting as the losses on the way down are nasty

They’re coming up with a vaccine for corona

19:20

They expect tests to start in April

damn bro that vix cntract tho

19:41

up %466

It will take over a year to rollout on mass

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19:46

was actually DOWN at some point midday so it’s good to be back

So epic.

balance history takes a day to update so i’ll send an even steeper slope tomorrow

Okay cool. What percentage of your total portfolio do you usually play with?

well it depends

19:48

i’m leveraged beyond what i’m comfortable with atm

19:48

but it all ends in the next hour

19:48

cause i got options exp in an hour

19:48

but we still dropping

19:48

tryna soak what i can out of these

19:49

but after this weekend i’m tryna preserve the gains i’ve made this week

19:49

i’ll roll over on some puts but i wanna back off the risk after this week

Yeah. I might pull out what I’ve gained and put them in my companies shares

well id wait

19:50

i think spreads are gonna be the way to go

19:50

but unfortunately td didnt approve me for spreads

19:51

which is actually on retarded

19:51

but anyways

19:52

i like verticals

19:52

and collecting premium

19:52

both of which td wont let me do reeeee

How often do you sell options?

19:53

Do you do mostly cash covered puts?

19:54

I’ve never done one.

19:54

Only bought them

bro

20:00

td wont let me

20:00

i cant sell

20:03

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20:03

holy hotdog on a stick

20:03

this is insane

going all in in spy

20:17

wow i actually timed that really well

20:17

complete luck

20:17

made 3 dollars in approx 5 seconds of reloading the page

buying the falling sword

ive wanted to buy spy anyway

20:30

it was just a question of when

20:30

this isnt for short term trading

20:30

also im going to do da dollar cost average over like 5 days or more

20:30

idk

20:30

this is probably not the smartest thing and you'll probably rek me but

20:30

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yeah

at least i didnt buy 2 months ago when i wanted to

youll be chillin

I think it will be fine long term

20:49

I mean like obvy

20:49

You’re buying shares to hold for probably years

yeah im just picking a time

20:55

today isn't the worst day to buy spy

def not the worst

21:01

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21:01

welp

21:01

we ripped up into the close

21:01

and

21:01

i gave away most of my gains

yea

21:02

fuck

21:02

still way up on the week

Heartbreaking but green is green

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just bought more spy

Just bought more oil :)

18:44

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18:44

It keeps going down :))

18:44

I’m not angry :)))

18:50

Lmao

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Friendship ended with herm

He was trading on margin and with the big oil crash over the weekend it all went kaput

LOL

23:46

tell him to post on r/wallstreetbets or he's a pussy (edited)

hes depressed

23:58

and a fucking idiot

23:58

im high key angry

23:58

we're broke, lol

Dang

00:04

That really sucks Hari

thistbh

1

don't try to catch a falling knife folks!

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SPXU calls

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So weird

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15:33

My position

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d-d-d-

17:42

did u sell?

selling in the current year

yoooo

19:55

lets see that spxu now!

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20:03

If WCP hits $3.2 I’ll have profited, and I can die happy

20:03

My average buy in is $3.1

20:04

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20:04

Anyone who won’t show all time is a pussy

20:05

FML I sold my whiting at .7 and it goes up 12% this morning (edited)

@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male) wtf herm is NOT investing in pepsi co

hmmm a foolish move in my opinion

lol casual investors

03:26

put the farm on pepsi

invest in pepsi mattress fund

03:27

all my money is in hard cash under my mattress

My positions

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I hate hermeticlock

19:42

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-$409.09 (edited)

19:44

Rofl

:(

19:46

Shaking ❌ Crying ❌

what did u invest in

Oil is whitecap

did u invest into big oil

19:55

get raped by elon

I got out of OIL IMMEDIATELY AFTER

21:17

I’m so sorry @Brother Hari

21:17

I got out 10 minutes after I bought because I realized it was a huge mistake

Ahahah that’s a mood

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21:18

Current play

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In 8 years I believe it’ll be stable again, and I don’t need the money

21:18

So I’m just living it out

21:18

It’ll go up again eventually.

Bro, why do you think oil will come up in 8 years

21:18

Check out the five year chart

21:19

21:19

It will probably recover once the corona thing is done

21:19

But I don’t think it’s a good long term play as everyone is investing in clean energy

21:19

Bro I’m just waiting for WCP to hit $3.2 then I’m getting out

21:19

I’d be very surprised if they never hit $4 again

21:20

They dropped from $10 to $4, I invested, now they’re $1.75

21:20

I think they’ll increase to 3 again

21:20

Because I need them too

21:20

:)

I hope.

clean energy is a cope

21:48

clean energy still requires dirty energy to keep it stable

21:49

oil is aws and clean energy is ovh

21:49

instant compute instance spin up in "the cloud" vs 48h for dedicated server (edited)

21:49

@HermeticLock I hope you have a few Puts live, stock market is no more after tonight.

04:45

RIP Stonks, tomorrow, forever

oil is going to be going for a good while longer

05:42

developing countries are mostly dependent on it and the more they expand the more they will need

yes

1

Even developed countries still love oil

05:50

Just look at the Alaskan pipeline

Oh of course

06:06

But developed countrys are going to move to renewables a lot faster than 3rd world

Wait why @Brother Hari

Sold at opening

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This is a story how I sold and got $900 then felt FOMO and went back in and lost $200 instantly and then got back out

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I literally don’t think you can lose money buying options, from what I see in this chat

This was a bad time to buy more bitcoin.

@Brother Hari I lost three thousand dollars yesterday

I don’t believe it

20:58

Show all time aurum

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20:59

green number is only the P/L for the current day

20:59

graph is a day late, showing my net liq. as of yesterday's close

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lmao

can’t even imagine owning bitcoin rn

23:55

what a shitty asset

Yeah : > (

03:15

It went from $70 to $40 (edited)

@HermeticLock renewable energy cant instantly ramp up for demand

Show me what you can do disney

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another win thanks to maga @HermeticLock

Sold.

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13:56

Good job everyone.

13:56

Now I can take this money and put it into LeanTaaS stock for an instant x3 gain.

13:58

ahhhhh

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13:59

Gotta take a break it looks like lol

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Wow

16:49

Good meme

YET ANOTHER WIN THANKS TO MAGA WTF @HermeticLock

17:58

Genius

Bruh anyone got stocks in charmin

00:34

Them toilet paper stocks looking good

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20:01

new largest single day gain

greensmib

smib

redsmib

based on DJI today, wonder if there's a psychological factor at play (edited)

15:30

investors don't want to push it under 20k

15:30

it rebounded a bit as soon as it dipped under that

what stock app is that

17:34

If I want to trade stocks for the first time, what App should I use?

are u american

17:35

Aurum uses TDAmeritrade i think

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18:07

Lol

18:07

I bought PUTs on spy at the worst time yesterday.

18:07

I was up today too.

18:07

At one point

18:08

And then I went back to sleep lol

hope u kept those puts

06:05

futures down

06:06

yes that's td ameritrade

yeah i kept them.

good shit

Sold to be just about right where I used to be

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WILD week

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nicee

Nice.

Bought Puts on Uber when I saw it opened up. Seemed strange. Expiring April 9th. I will be holding these for a bit.

13:47

Big cities are going to get self isolated more and more.

13:47

Can’t see people ubering to work or whatever. It will only be for groceries. (edited)

13:49

Had me worried at the start. But I doubled down when it was going down because it seemed weird

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20:54

Still think those uber puts will work.

20:54

Wishing now though, that I did Lyft instead because I forgot about Uber Eats.

lmao

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@aurum https://www.blockchain.com/btc/tx/688866eb983bcd1da6244450d8a5a47b5cc2039fb9e901cdbe5cbca53bcf1177

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04:31

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04:31

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04:38

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04:41

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LeiJurvs portfolio went down 4%

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04:54

Here’s my monster math

yeah guys for those of you following along at home

05:06

aurum just convinced me to sell 1 bitcoin

haaaaaaa

got $6,186.27 for it

cool

Invest in baritone now its going private

Jesus @Brother leijurv how much btc u got?

See my math. 150,000.

06:37

Bitcoins

ok but he do be cross multiplying doe

@Brother leijurv wtf u sold/

Sold just one

wtf how much do u have

herm says Leijurv has 150000 bitcoin

17:24

but i think its cxlosser to 100,000 ;)

I'm an early adopter

17:25

Bought in in 2013

17:25

At $40 each

weiiifffff cannn i have a biiiitcoooiiiinnnn

UwU

(but fr when you see the next big thing, tell me, ill dump my life savings into it)

@Brother leijurv how come youre holding onto your bitcoin isntead of selling? Do youe xpect it to rise again?

imagine selling ever

This market is retarded. Sold what I had. Had $600. Bought a share of Tesla and a share of Zoom, deposited $420 and bought one extra share of tesla.

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13:44

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Tesla in sicko mode

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Nice.

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17 cents off

BTC sexy number

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catflushed

1

i made $120,000 trading paper forex yesterday

18:32

time to deposit my life savings in and make a risky play

18:35

nvm made $300k yesterday on forex

18:35

just cvhecked overnight difference

18:35

stonks

How much did you start with

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22:24

update

What are your positions?

it’s mostly GLD calls and puts elsewhere

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What's this channel about btw

shilling your investment choices

I just placed a 10,000USD pre-order on this https://etherscan.io/token/0x3341051e6d15024a1a216691d35955ef447c2f30

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1k in WYNN. For Jan 2021

17:43

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Also got tesla again while it’s on sale

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02:03

let’s revive this rh account

Lol

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brrrrrrrr

brrrrr

brrrr

The yen will be the new dollar

the yen will be so far down the list of legitimate currencies by the time this is over you won't even be able to see it

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07:28

china was 9th as of 1980, and they came up that quickly to second, out handing japan easily

07:30

im not saying the yen will replace the dollar, but it will be worth more than a dollar, making trade and the dollar less valuable around the world. America is slightly worried about that

The yen atm is worth so little

thats due to the epidemic atm but you are right

nah the japanese economy has been tanking for a while now

Long term OTM calls on $WYNN

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did a quick day trade on starbucks as well here.

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niiice

00:08

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00:08

check this out

00:09

2 gld 150 calls i had expired last friday

00:09

i forgot to sell them

00:09

td ameritrade was obligated to exercise them even though i didn’t have enough margin to

00:10

i forgot about them so my account exercised about bought 200 shares of gld for 30,000 dollars

00:10

way over the entire worth of my account

00:10

luckily gld went up so i was able to sell the 200 shares to cover

00:10

and made a 1000 dollar profit in the process

00:10

... wow

I’m a big fan of your work

00:45

Lmfao thank god gold didn’t go down

thistbh

1

this is some WSB territortry

hahah yes it is

02:31

also glad gold didn’t go down

02:31

gold futures were down for a significant portion of sunday night too, they turned around by morning though

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14:39

Eekers.

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14:44

Lol

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14:44

Not shown when I woke up was $2900

Sold out.

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I sold my first cash covered put expiring 4/9. It’s a $25 uber put. Uber is currently trading around $26. If it’s not below $25 on 4/9 I take my $50 premium. If it is below that price I buy 100 shares of uber for $25 each regardless of how much Uber is trading for. (edited)

@aurum tfw AURUM buys GOLD ahahah because AURUM IS GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

haha

21:51

i’m always long gold

21:51

first thing u need to know about me

Just collecting my premium.

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I can finally sleep again

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Had stock in Cisco communications before this whole thing and that webx software used it schools took off ❤️

niceee

I collected my full premiums, then bought a put credit spread on $SPCE. Bought for $13, sold one for $15. Total premium is $55, maximum loss is $200, but then I'll just do cash covered calls.

these expire next Friday. (edited)

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@HermeticLock, where spend money on stonks

Maybe cruise lines and resorts and hold them for a while???

18:23

Idk.

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Have a put credit spread on bank of america. Sold a $23.50 cash coveed PUT and bought a $21 PUT. Max loss is $250. I'm bullish on BAC because of bank bailouts, and even if I get assigned I suspect that 100 shares of BAC at $21 will double in the next couple of months. I can then sell cash covered calls.

17:20

Collected a $54 premium.

17:21

Remember that I cashed out some premium to buy a Pizza, but other than that I am up.

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17:21

Pizza was paid for by older premiums anyways.

ahhh credit spreads on financials

19:08

how to go bankrupt in 2008 all over again

19:08

i’m just joshin ya

19:09

meanwhile

19:09

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I feel like credit spreads are pretty safe @aurum

okay

in this corona time is it good or bad to invest your money/sell your funds?

probably buy this dip

21:31

guys!

21:31

i finally did it

21:32

I sold all of my gold positions

21:32

maybe it will go higher

21:32

but my contracts go so juiced up i just wanna lock it all in

21:33

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21:33

graph is a day late

gold!

new all time high on my account

21:33

actually i didn’t sell all of my gold positions i’m a big liar

21:34

i just sold my GLD contracts which have been carrying me for months

21:34

i will probably re enter on a pullback

21:34

it’s just the golden goose

Congrats. Nice.

im thinking of selling tesla

20:13

i dont think this peak is going to last

Hahahahah DeadLy Tesla Trolling Spree

i bought at 711 dollars on average a few months ago, and i would like to buy lower

wtf you bought at 711$?

that was in feb

20:15

and im overcommitted in tesla

20:15

i have 9 shares

herm would be rich right meow if he bought tesla when i told him

20:29

smh

Smh

21:17

Tesla is too weird to call right now Parth.

21:17

I heard they may have positive news coming soon though. I would wait a week if you’re thinking about selling.

already sold

Epic

"positive news"

22:10

insider trading moment

I think there was a leak

22:40

Could’ve been a shitpost (edited)

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02:32

YTD

02:33

based volatility

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02:33

all time

02:34

yeah the volatility in the last month has hahaha

Weird day. Did my best on some dumb $SPCE FD’s I placed yesterday. Got out of them with minimal losses. Sold another $UBER put expiring 4/17. Overall I think I’ll keep my premiums on $SPCE, have a minimal loss on $BAC, and end the week green. (edited)

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@aurum

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it’s lit

Kept my premium on some contracts, minimized my losses pretty well on others.

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21:04

I've been logging my trades openly in ThetaGang just for transparency too. https://thetagang.com/hermes

Victoria secret was almost bought out, but the buyer backed out today. Just bought calls on their stock, in my opinion it was oversold due to the news, and I bet the company still wants to buy them, just at a lower price. Likely renegotiating contracts.

Interesting

19:41

Hoping to scoop the company for a deal while it is hurting due to covid

Same holding company also owns bath and body works. We’ll see what happens.

19:43

As per usual (now) my trades are being logged on https://thetagang.com/hermes

Can we chat about trading in here? Or is it reserved for trade info and changes?

the last time i saw a victoria's secret, it was at mohegan's sun, and it looked like the apocalypse had struck. Almost no inventory, weird looking stains on the shelves, and spilled drinks on the ground. So, based on my anecdotal experience, i would not want to buy vs stock

20:02

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@ßrother LordNo. yes. You can talk about trading

gonna dump atlantic power when the market recovers, hoping to make 25% on it.

@Parthicus 720 shares? Consider selling covered calls to make money on the way up or if it stands still as well. (edited)

also fuck big banks, the small business loans they did, they got commissions of 1-5% of the loan amount on

20:04

total commissions were like 10 billion (edited)

20:04

for a week of work

20:04

on loans that they have no risk on

20:05

@HermeticLock I don't really understand how covered calls and all that stuff works.

I think you’ll like them. Cash covered calls are a great way to make additional income on stock you already own. Essentially you’ll pick a price that’s out of the money, that you would be okay selling 100 shares at. By doing this, people will pay you a premium. Make sure that the premium you receive will be less than what you make cashing out at that price. For example: I own 100 shares of $2b. $2b is trading at $10 right now. I sell a covered call at a strike price of $15, expiring a month out. I receive $95 premium for doing so. If at expiration date, the price is below $15, I keep my shares and I keep the premium. If it’s above $15 I sell my shares to the buyer if they decide to exercise their contract. If the price reaches $20, I still sell them to that person at $15, which is why that person wanted to buy your contract anyways. They were so bullish that they thought it would exceed their strike price and would cover their premium costs as well. Selling at $15, you’ve still made $500 because the stock went from $10 to $15.

20:12

If you pick strike prices it won’t likely hit, and do it a week or so out, you can make some nice additional income if the stock stays flat or goes down , and if it does go up, you’ve picked the number you would’ve sold at anyways.

20:13

Each contract is for 100 shares. So theoretically you could sell 7 contracts and collect quite a bit of premium for doing so.

20:13

@Parthicus

who are you betting with? like can i buy a covered call if i think it's unlikely to be good?

You would be selling the calls in this case.

20:14

You bet with whoever ends up buying it from you

So in my case, I just bought a Victoria secret stock call from someone who sold one to me. I believe the stock will be worth more than my strike price, so I will be able to sell my option for a profit.

Those Victoria secret calls all already up +10%.

Damn that's sick @HermeticLock

12:07

You get to be the dealer in your own game of stock calls, I like it. (edited)

upboat

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Closed out of my victoria's secret call today. Quick turnaround for about 45% return.

Nice

Virgin galactic is fucking me up a little bit. But I’ve sold covered calls on it, so my loss is actually less than it would be because I collected a $154 premium on it just to hold 100 shares. So even though the stock has dipped significantly, I’ve only lost about $25 on it.

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21:49

Lesson being that covered calls can help you minimize a loss if the stock goes down too. I’m still bullish on SPCE to hit $20 in May.

What tool do you use to manage your trades?

23:15

Virgin did really well for a while

23:15

My father in law bought 10k in it opening day

but sold late Jan

@ßrother LordNo. To manage my trades? You mean what trading platform? I use robinhood.

23:37

But I’ve been contemplating switching to tastyworks for a little while

23:37

I also am active on Stocktwits and thetagang.com

23:37

As well as tradingview

23:37

https://senatestockwatcher.com/ is also a cool place to check

Senate Stock Watcher - See What Senators are Trading

Updated Daily - See the stock trades US Senators are making as they are reported. Get notifications when new reports are uploaded. Get insight now!

ok cool, I'll check that out

23:53

I have always been interested in trading, but never had the money

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19:47

im rich

cheeky $5 herm nice

23:01

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Bro you can almost day trade @aurum

i know hahaha

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I’m pretty sure 99% of the time it’s better to be lucky. Number of richies who have worked for their money vs inherited it?

leif i love that you sent that

21:00

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21:00

fuuuck i’m literally 40 bucks away from getting out of pdt rule

ill spot you

About 19k away. Give me a year

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Capital one is pretty sexy right now.

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Going to crash when people start defaulting

I think that’s probably already priced in. It’s down 50% from where it used to be.

17:54

Slowly climbing back up now

It’s a complete bull market right now

16:46

@aurum how ya doing

Herm, I’ve read that paper trading is a good way to get started in trading

17:17

What at your thoughts on that?

I don’t think it works. The big thing about playing the stock market is dealing with your emotions. When it’s not real it’s not authentic practice.

17:29

What are your goals? Are you looking to do trades every week or two? Or do you just want to buy a stock and hold onto it for a long time?

17:29

Like most things, the best way to learn is by doing, and that sometimes means you’re going to lose before you do well.

That makes sense

17:36

My goal would be to buy and sell infrequently. Not day trading, but also not just buy and holds

My advice for you is to just start then. If possible deposit $100 and see what you can do.

17:51

Do you have a robinhood account? If you use my code we can both get a free stock

I do not have any accounts right now

17:57

I'll use your code for sure

17:58

I don't know when I would actually start using real money though. Kids, mortgage, credit cards, etc. But I do have a healthy income and it is something I am looking into because wealth managers are expensive.

I tried Robinhood when I was a senior but I didn’t really get too much into it because I only ever tried small investments and put in a total of maybe $20 (edited)

18:01

It wouldn’t hurt to put in maybe $100 and try to see what I can do

did you have a community to talk about trading with?

18:03

I feel like that would be the missing piece

18:03

bounce ideas off of, stay interested

Unfortunately no, I definitely think having people to converse with would be really helpful. I was surprised when I joined here and saw this channel

yeah same

My idea with paper trading is this - my experiance with forex. They give you 10,000 that you can margin. By pure chance I made one trade and made $200,000 in the day. The next day I doubled it again. The whole experience? Only taught me that that shit is pure luck.

What about the idea of luck underlying all things, and nothing actually being "luck". For example, luck in this context would be measured by the amount of layers of control you separate yourself from pure chaotic luck (edited)

19:03

In that respect, our goal would be to construct layers of control through knowledge and awareness to mitigate chance and position ourselves with the most probable future set of circumstances. (edited)

19:07

one second, let me fix the above. I am trying to be less white-male everything I say is the truth bullshit

19:09

better

sorry

@aurum bitcoin is way up ($8600)

19:37

i am still committed to what we agreed upon, which is selling half of whatever i have once it hits $9696.69

yes

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$ 9696.69

@Brother leijurv SELLING HALF??? Nooooooo

nothing has happened except for that time has passed and none of the things that i thought would happen have happened

what about the 400k prediction

im bluepilled now

Noooooooo

wtf long term capital gains tax is 0% up to $40k? (edited)

20:17

based as fuck

bitcoin investors past $5000 in a nutshell

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20:19

i have no idea what you bought at, but im sure you till gonna get good profit weijurv

i bought at $43

20:24

lol

LOL

20:29

fucking Christ I love Leijurv

redpilled since late 2012

@Brother Hari did you actually make 400k in a week (edited)

21:45

Trading fucking forex?

21:46

Tesla rocketed through earnings. I was holding like 5 shares when it dropped to below $400 a few weeks ago and sold them because I was afraid of the volatility.

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21:47

Next car will be model V. Confirmed.

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21:48

What are the odds Tesla goes to 1k

21:50

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21:51

Oh well. Profits are profits.

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@HermeticLock i made 750k trading forex paper stocks in three days,. yes

21:58

i maxed out my paper on USDCAD puts, then rinsed and repeated like four times whenever i took profit.

22:00

The thing with forex is you can leverage up to 500* on some platforms, right? So the base $10k paper turns into 5mill which changes very very fast if youg et lucky.

Oh. Thought it was real money

00:16

Have you done any forex since then? Paper or real?

i've been waiting to be approved by forex for nearly two months. (edited)

wtf @Brother Hari you made 750k in 3 days?

paper

00:30

not real

honestly mate, don't know what that is

thats the msot australian thing youve ever said

00:31

paper stocks arn't real, it's just pretend to learn how it works. (edited)

ahaa

00:31

I see

if i had put in IRL 10k and done exactly whan i did (Which was pure luck) I would've made 750k usd, yes. (edited)

00:32

but as ive been saying

00:32

it was pure luck

we have a stock exchange sim run by our national stock exchange and we played it in grade 10 in economics

00:32

I did very poorly lol

there's two options - Put or call. Its like throwing money on red in roueltte.

00:32

hahaha

wow rip

00:32

yeah

Showed green for the first time ever today

stonks

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why not show the tickers?

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08:52

@aurum i'm not wussing out

08:52

i'm gonna put in the limit order like i said

08:52

bitcoin is at 9.1k and that's close enough that i'm transferring from cold

08:52

https://www.blockchain.com/btc/tx/627b7461ae47743880541ff386d7595efc3a3dfe0706a75843c89f308ff19067

Blockchain.com Explorer | BTC | ETH | BCH

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ayyy

08:53

good

selling out

limit order at $9696.69 is being put in

@aurum scammed

or maybe tomorrow morning since i dont want to stay up for 2 more hours for confirmations

did you hit 25k @aurum

nearly

08:55

haha i had a set back

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gak2gf/i_said_if_spy_closed_green_today_i_would_drink_my/

r/wallstreetbets - [NSFW] I said if SPY closed green today, I would...

28,420 votes and 2,454 comments so far on Reddit

Leijurv is 5.5 half of your bitcoin?

09:13

Herms math predicted like 10,000 bitcoin

1

09:13

How could it have been wrong

09:13

Sad!

yes

09:14

half

09:14

give or take like 5 percent or something

Sell one a year for the next ten years and don’t do any other work so you don’t pay taxes

09:26

ez

While the market is dipping I decided to hedge a bit on my Capital One $80 call expiring June 5th. Today I bought a put credit spread where I'm selling a $65 put and buying a $62 put. This credited my account $120 (Which I immediately put back into Capital One shares). My max profit on this is of course that $120. My max loss is $180, which will happen if COF sells for below $62 on June 5th.

hedges with a capital one call.. lmfao

It seems like even extra free money tbh. @aurum

22:03

Hopefully I will say the same thing in June.

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06:11

@aurum it FINALLY confirmed

yes

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06:11

it's in place

06:11

Didn't you say bitcoin sucked yesterday?

That's why he has a limit order to sell.

leijurv only sold half

06:41

he still has love for bitcoin

06:41

@aurum just wanted him to sell...

06:41

so he can buy it when its lower...

06:41

SICKENING

that's not why i wanted him to sell

07:41

but im glad he did

havent sold, just placed the order

07:42

also selling 6.9 bitcoin cash for 269.69

oh nice haha\

Bruh

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lol

Bought shares when that made it go down

lmao so many people raging in the replies

17:31

"This is insanely irresponsible"

17:31

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I’m down $500 in two days. But the whole market is going down right now.

LOL

Elon hacked

17:43

17:43

catflushed

17:45

ahh some people ain’t retarded

17:45

it went back up a little

Wouldn’t that be like, massive dick energy? Hacking a CEOs twitter and saying stock is too high, then buying puts? How is this not more common?

How has no one hacked Trump's (edited)

honestly

22:08

how secure can a twitter account be?

22:08

like, pretty secure, obviously

22:08

but there are limits

I would imagine they have 2fa

22:09

since they do a lot of oauth

there's gotta be a way around 2 factor

shrug

22:10

outside of my wheelhouse

lordno is becoming ahacker to hack trump's twitter to crash the Trum pstock

lol no

22:13

Dear CIA, I am not becoming a hacker and will not be taking any actions or extending any efforts to hack or otherwise affect president Trump in any way.

why not use it to make a bunch of $ (edited)

22:41

other than the elgalities

this

22:45

same reason I'm not worried about my bluetooth door lock

22:45

"can't it be hacked?"

22:45

Yes it can, but my window can be hacked with a rock.

22:46

lol

22:46

$350

22:46

Kevo

22:46

there are cheaper ones

22:46

but Kevo is what most people use

22:48

haha yeah

22:49

bluetooth catching on like wildfire even though it is the least secure wireless protocall ever

22:53

and you wouldn't have the "I was looking for bugs" to fall back on

22:53

They would go full Kevin Mitnick on you

22:53

lolo

22:56

I had to Google him

22:56

Jeremy

22:56

I have been away from the scene for a very long time

22:56

nope

22:57

My era was Kevin Mitnick, Kult ov the Dead Kow etc

22:57

damn

22:57

that sucks

22:58

governments are good at putting pressure on people though

23:01

It probably felt like an impossible position

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HAAAAAAA

2

https://senatestockwatcher.com/ Couple of senator trades were just logged. Apple, Disney, Netflix, Beyond Burger purchases. (And sales)

Senate Stock Watcher - See What Senators are Trading

Updated Daily - See the stock trades US Senators are making as they are reported. Get notifications when new reports are uploaded. Get insight now!

ok

00:29

now that this is repoened

00:29

https://discordapp.com/channels/343851086026637313/565564387339796480/705647606768074764

00:29

this order filled

how much btc was it

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05:07

god at timing

05:07

look what happens 2 days later

05:07

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hey guys

05:10

im insane

05:10

thats all

05:10

bye

love you too aurum

That is for sure some good timing.

❤️

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Today was a good day.

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Is that sarcasm or are you short?

he's not tall that's for sure

20:03

is it bad that I laughed at my own joke

No way! That joke gets Dad’s Seal of Approval

20:39

It was sarcasm lordno, lol

Time to buy doge coin

04:04

Sell stonks buy crypto

04:04

Now that chrome is blocking crypto mining ads

04:04

Price will skyrocket

Why would they skyrocket by chrome blocking ads ? Do you have any website I could read

@_m_o_t_h_r_a_ do you mean the ads would mine Bitcoin?

@Deleted User was referring to this: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/05/chrome-will-soon-block-resource-draining-ads-heres-how-to-turn-it-on-now/

Chrome will soon block resource-draining ads. Here’s how to turn it...

Fed up with cryptojacking ads? Google developers have you covered.

15:41

but was mostly shitposting

goood goy

00:41

damn chrome built in adblock

00:41

time to modify chromium to detect all ads and remove them

00:41

00:42

i dont even think js ads are really sandbox'd

00:42

well maybe

Chromium xd

isn't Chromium some meme knockoff of Chrome?

no its made by google

Chromium is chrome without meme drm shit

in like 2015 My spanish teacher had a virus called chromium on her laptop and it stayed on her computer for 3 years until I got extra credit to remove it

19:20

It was a search bar that stayed on top of her desktop acting as a search engine

owned

Hehe

idk about corona or any of that, but i want to get into some reasonable long term stuff now that im out of bitcoin, so i put in 50/50 (by value) buy orders on QQQ at $200 and SPY at $260. i don't expect them to hit any time soon.

Etfs?

I think they might

01:30

but then again

01:30

Im kind of a permabear

Chromium is chrome without meme drm shit

@een snail from palestine wasn't chromium explicitly compromised by google devs for "testing" or some shit a few years back?

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Ez

18:01

Too scared

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16:16

Good day to be in oil

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I’m kinda new to this whole thing

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10/10

stonks only go up

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16:18

stonks only go up

when you are short

i don't do options, I just buy the stock lol

lol

16:19

ez

all of my stocks are still up ~ 20-80% but thyre down from the peak on friday haha

still nice

16:21

Wish I spent my 20s money on something other than weed, cars, and video games

1/2 goes to weed 1/2 goes to stonks

16:22

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mhm mhm

16:22

I agree

>doing drugs

23:17

Good goy

What platform do you guys recommend for investing?

15:45

Robinhood is not available in Europe

15:45

So far I use Revolut, but I'm not sure if I trust them with more than a thousand dollars

Freetrade and Degiro seem to not be available in Estonia, Trading212 is however

lol austin left

https://brrr.money/ this is how I follow the market

Money printer go BRRR

Print it, baby!

oh no I lost all money

19:17

weird glitch - money come back?

It's just in the printing queue

printer go bee

brrrrr

Buy short on Twitter

23:07

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damn

21:49

missed the 4.20 %

21:49

try again next time @Brother Hari

ill do better

21:49

sowwy

pat

Mhm yes

19:02

Stonks

mhm mhm rolls cigar around in mouth - buy low and sell high is what I say,

Bought Sony during the COVID dip and paying off fairly well

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bought LINK in january (at 17kr) and it's paying off fairly well

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19:47

but I didn't buy much sadly

This is my main item, it’s doing pretty well. Not 400% well though, sadly

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https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/i8saks/ive_been_taking_stock_market_chart_and_turning/ Cross post hedge-fund + art

r/dataisbeautiful - I’ve been taking Stock Market Chart and turning...

68,017 votes and 663 comments so far on Reddit

My cousin told me about Overstock back in June and I bought in at about $22 a share

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23:08

I only bought 10 shares but still a great return

Damn that’s sick as hell bro

Overstock is great

16:35

I bought a chair with bitcoin through them

ay nice one Nemac

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00:53

angry

00:54

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00:54

angry

00:54

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00:54

happy but not enough

00:55

still up 10% all time

zoop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYc6QmaGnYc

Jamie's Channel

How I see the two types of people on r/wallstreetbets

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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25% of 0 is 0

And 25% of 25% is 6.25%

And 25% of infinity is still infinity

25% of 100 is 25

25% of 111.1111111.... is 27.7777777... which, if it was m/s is exactly 100 km/h

12:44

yes

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17:20

17:21

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Tuff

@Sister Clover

Welcome!!!!

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im down 6%

20:53

ez

Sold 1/2 of one of my holdings (WCP) and all of Synchrony, want to have $$ for if trump dies and market crashes. Shoot for the stars ahahah.

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yeah I just liquidated too

17:17

too much chaos to hold right now

I sold these two because they were both +20% and I’m holding everything that I have that’s down

20:38

Or that’s up less then ~10%

20:38

My bank charges $10 for each buy and each sell so if my profit is $20> I’m losing money ahah.

>stocks going down >better withdraw my assets just to be safe

03:15

fucking day traders I swear

03:16

I do have 2k on hold for trump dying tho so

‍♂️

I mean, my stocks were up 20% so I sold them?

04:02

I think that’s pretty fair

my bitcoin sell order was hit overnight

21:28

i'm out

21:29

really weird feeling

Whats that mean?

i put in an order in May that the remaining bitcoin i own is to be sold once bitcoin hits $12,500 each

22:25

and that just happened last night

22:25

and gemini did indeed sell all my bitcoin at that price

22:25

so i am out, no more bitcoin (well maybe a little bit hanging around here and there that i forgot about, but like, 95%+ is gone)

leijurv became real money millionaireovernight

23:09

very cool

he already was

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da's a good set of deals

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGx06t3MZlm/

never sell dude

I didn't sell urs @Thebes

i wouldnt sell unless i needed to, too much upside potential and greed fundamental is positioned to be strong forever

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/nov/04/silk-road-bitcoins-worth-1bn-change-hands-after-seven-years

Silk Road bitcoins worth $1bn change hands after seven years

Funds have lain dormant since darknet site founder Ross Ulbricht was jailed in 2013

19:11

we all know this was thebes

thebes plz share

Bitcoin billionaire

️

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Dinostonkus

Fr fr lmao

Look at them go!!!!

brrr

16:04

?

Stonkasaurus goes brrrrrrr

16:04

anyways they were at the back feets section grimacing_cat

grimacing_cat

@Thebes god this is so poggers

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21:44

69,420 when

at this rate in about 60 years

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02:48

TSLA added to S&P500

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/11/19/roblox-s-1-ipo-filing-released.html Oh shit oh fuck can I buy stock with all my robux?

Gaming company Roblox files IPO prospectus after 91% jump in revenue

Roblox joins a parade of consumer internet companies preparing to go public by the end of the year.

catflushed_8bit

@Canadumb What is everyone's thoughts on using TFSA's for investments ?

if I had money I'd do it. Normally that would be a place holder if you had your rrsp maxed for the year, right?

TFSA 110%

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It’s tax free

19:03

Put it into penny stocks. If you make $100,000 it’s tax free

Brother Raaanch

if I had money I'd do it. Normally that would be a place holder if you had your rrsp maxed for the year, right?

yes and no, RRSP money can't be pulled out without huge penalties unless its used for first home (missed that boat) or post-secondary (missed that boat as well). TFSA funds can be pulled out at any time without penalty, and you don't pay taxes on the interest, or capital gains made on the funds

Brother Hari

TFSA 110%

thanks! Okay awesome. I'ma put the money I'm setting aside for taxes into a TFSA and invest in ETFs

No don’t do that

19:10

Research it first

Ah I might had muddled something up. lol

I’m not sure on what you get in trouble for on taking stuff out

19:10

You can only put in $6,000/year and when you take it out you can’t replace it until the next year

19:10

So it’s up to you

19:12

Michael Wekerle (Dragons den dude) made something crazy like $20 mill in his and boom, tax free. (A friend of mine is friends with him and told me the story. He’s the one that advised using the TFSA for more risky investments because of the gains)

19:12

Actually reading above seems like lordno knows his stuff so yes send it my dude

tax free is always best.

Yeah I kinda know what I'm doing

I know ETFs well enough (or know people that can advise me).

19:14

I just wasn't sure is TFSA makes the most sent

19:14

the $6k limit is low, but I can deal with it

well shit if you have people who can advise as well, give'er! Make that money

It’s 6k/yr and you can fill in the year before

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So I think it’s 12k for you rn @ßrother LordNo.

Plus I bet I can set one up for my wife too. So that doubles it

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oh damn

17:11

what is that?

Why is Ripple booming

I dunno

Ripple is cringe

Brother leijurv

Ripple is cringe

I agree lmao but I had like 10 dollars of it back when it was 23¢

️ money dupe how?

@Brother Hari https://youtube.com/c/CanadianinaTShirt

Canadian in a T-Shirt

I started this channel to take a deep dive into investing, taxes, personal finance and money saving strategies FOR CANADIANS! If you don't even know the difference between a savings and chequing account, I will go over all the basics of taxes, saving, spending wisely with cash back credit cards and the importance of investing. For more experi...

08:06

I got this guys’ videos on loop

new btc ath

coolc hanne;l

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16:28

I wish there was an extremely asic spreadsheet on 5 credit cards I need to open and then how to use them specifically

16:28

"This card you use for every grocery purchase" "This card you use for every regular purchase" "Run your business through this card" "Spend $25 a day on this carda bove all of the other cards above if possible"

16:28

type thing

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then a detailed fees and what you pay for it description and how to sign up

16:29

im an idiot, lol.

Hari

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That channel I shared has a whole video dedicated to what credit cards to use for maximum cash back

@Brother Hari nice credit score!

yea i know, but it just talks about the cards. Then youy go to the banks websites and for some reasone very bank is extrmely confusing and their websites look like bad indian scams

17:09

Other than Coast Capital, actually, which has a nice website.

17:09

Their credit card signup is still sketch af

ahhh

how do people have bad credit scores i dont get it

Negligent payments

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It’s easy

03:15

Open a bank account with fees and forget about it

03:15

It charges fees regardless of how much money is in there until it is below 0

03:15

Then it charges fees for not having enough money to pay the fees on a bank account with no money in it

03:15

After a while that goes on your permanent record

03:15

Or you max out a credit card

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You make your $309/mo payments but $300 of it goes against interest so your total balance only goes down by $9 essentially locking you in debt forever

03:17

If you ever need emergency money (which is more likely because you now have a $300/mo bill that does litterally nothing) you open a second credit card

03:17

This hurts your credit too

03:18

Injury, sickness, bad luck, act of god, act of man, all can require you to have a fairly large amount of money on hand

03:18

And that is all if you yourself never make a mistake or a bad choice

03:18

So even if you are perfect there is a high chance you will fall victim to debt

03:19

And none of us are perfect, or even close

03:19

That is how people end up with bad credit scores.

yes very rough

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22% interest

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credit card = scam

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it's just a debit card with the option to overspend and put yourself into debt

yeah

10:03

but it's a very american way of doing things

especially once you get a mortgage. they'll give you any credit card limit you want

eh, They allow you to build credit reeally easily

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then again, credit is also bs lol

like my credit is already better than haris

01:31

and i pay like 1 bill a month

01:31

thonk

I don’t pay any bills

17:40

I just pay my credit card

17:40

What’s ur credit @

like 15 points higher than urs

@Brother Hari what’s yours at? I’m at 755

he is 750

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Kelv is 765

00:40

all greta numbers

00:40

755 is good too

700+ is "Great, good" 800+ is "Fantastic"

yes it is

00:52

specially when you have a robust history of loans paid in full as old open accounts with no negative marks

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chhhhiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaa

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08:22

this chat

he/she not wrong, over the last five days the share price increased by more than 10% (edited)

I bought NIO at $15 then sold at $13

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Stonks

thats huge profit right there

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Due to local fluctuations in the tropopause, the jet stream has been shifting rapidly in a counterclockwise vector, causing a rapid disincorporation of the Hadley vortex cells in the lower ionosphere. Because of this, the geostrophic solar wind balance has deteriorated rapidly in the northern hemisphere. In essence, autumnal weather patterns in the western United States will lead to the biggest ornamental gourd yield in recorded history. Investing in gourd agricultural futures could likely produce up to $1600 per day in passive income. However, investing at the apex of the curve would be the most conducive to profit as the arbitrage (particularly 12b-1 fees) will develop at a market share higher than the back-end load. Basically, no one will be able to buy the stock at a higher price than you, and all value invested will be retained. A preliminary market penetration investment of $50,000 would be most efficient in generating this revenue.

tl; dr invest in gourd to make stonks

stonks

I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my positions, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wharton Business School, and I've been involved in numerous insider trades on Alibaba, and I have over 30,000% returns. I am trained in trading on margarine and I'm the top trader in the Bridgewater Associates. You are nothing to me but just another pump before I dump. I will wipe your gains the fuck out with swiftness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of brokers across the USA and your brokerage account is being traced right now so you better prepare for red dildos, faggot. The dildos that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call tendies. You're fucking broke, kid. I can manipulate any stock, anytime, and I can bankrupt you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my market manipulation. Not only am I extensively trained in pumping and dumping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the SEC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of robinhood, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit red dildos all over you and you will drown in them. You're fucking broke, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my positions, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wharton Business School, and I've been involved in numerous insider trades on Alibaba, and I have over 30,000% returns. I am trained in trading on margarine and I'm the top trader in the Bridgewater Associates. You are nothing to me but just another pump before I dump. I will wipe your gains the fuck out with swiftness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of brokers across the USA and your brokerage account is being traced right now so you better prepare for red dildos, faggot. The dildos that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call tendies. You're fucking broke, kid. I can manipulate any stock, anytime, and I can bankrupt you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my market manipulation. Not only am I extensively trained in pumping and dumping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the SEC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of robinhood, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit red dildos all over you and you will drown in them. You're fucking broke, kiddo.

I see

Tf even is this channel? Lmao

Is it a herm thing

yea

https://www.coindesk.com/price/dogecoin

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@eepy Joe

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WSB is our breeding grounmds

lmao

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Brother Dectonic

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SO TRUE

May they go out of business

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chhhhiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaa

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i hodl my 1 gme

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKvw0q6_yhY

Vertcoin's Submarine Swap Demo in One Click Miner

https://www.coindesk.com/price/bitcoin

Bitcoin Price Index — CoinDesk 20

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23:02

bitcoin does rocket and goes up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803650628781211653/807789191038500894/video0.mp4

pain

You never lose money in stocks until you sell

https://www.coindesk.com/price/bitcoin

Bitcoin Price Index — CoinDesk 20

The CoinDesk 20 provides real-time prices, news, videos and educational content on the digital assets moving the crypto market, from BTC to TRX.

14:14

sell sell sell sell sell sell

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/tesla-bets-big-on-bitcoin-plans-to-accept-cryptocurrency/ar-BB1duB7Y

Tesla Bets Big on Bitcoin, Plans to Accept Cryptocurrency

Tesla Inc. invested $1.5 billion in Bitcoin and signaled its intent to begin accepting the cryptocurrency as a form of payment, sending prices to a new record after the vote of confidence from the electric-car market leader.

imo btc has quite a bit of headroom to go before the next big crash

16:26

if you have any doge tho, this would be a good time to sell

16:26

it can't be much longer until all these newcomers realize that doge is literally a joke

Elon about to double down on Bitcoin and accept it at Tesla

invested 1.5b USD

19:09

he did

19:09

or tesla rather

yeah holding would be best

15:39

46 fucking thousand dollars

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/synthetix-network-token/

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SNX

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Update: meme stocks don’t make me money

what a surprise

18:05

i mean in the long run

you could've sent that money to me

18:34

help a swedish man pay his bills

18:34

much more worth it

well in total you are in + at least

oh yeah send the extra cash to me

Brother Hari

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thats an oof. remember though, you have never lost money in stocks until you sell.

19:41

I am up $53 today which is surprising

19:47

my payday will come when my stonks are up for dividends and I get all that sweet money (edited)

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minecraftheart

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Anyone here watching American tech stocks?

03:42

I’m thinking about buying Docusign NASDAQ:DOCU. AND TWILIO (NASDAQ:TWLO)

03:43

Docusign could slow when covid slows but I think twillio is going to keep growing

yea it looks like docusign stock price went up alot with covid https://rusherhack.org/i/6pmiid303g.png

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thats pretty much every tech stock tho cuz more computer usage (edited)

Yeah

04:34

I think they should keep growing too

04:35

People are going to want to revert their business importations afterwards

04:35

Plus it costs more to do it via paper

when can i buy RSHR

16:18

FUTR

lol

FGHX

16:19

uhhh

16:19

IMP (?)

16:20

KAMI

MSNS

BRTN

16:22

BARI

16:22

Maybe

it would all be in the LEIJ ETF

16:23

I would invest in that shit

Buying HEXO

01:54

I think it’s got room to grow with the new acquisitions

Buy the dip

i dont know what a dip is

03:51

im very new

03:51

googling now

Ahhh yes buy the dip. Specially at the tail of the dip where they are finally starting to show gross profits as well as looking into acquisitions

04:09

All I need now is Biden to legalize recreational weed and it’ll be golden

04:09

I only bought 30 stocks though

Threw an extra 50 bucks I had into Bitcoin cash and it went down 1.5% within 10 minutes lmao

Buy the dip

Kek

19:46

I just chucked my first 100 into Bitcoin

19:46

It’s at 107

19:46

Stonks

to da moon

peepoRocket

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so trrie

Oof

Welp...we can always sell our diamond hands to recoup our losses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCHRjTEfOBU

Wallstreetbets | Losing Money Professionally

https://financialpost.com/investing/roaring-kitty-sued-securities-fraud-gamestop @WarLordN1k

00:28

womp womp

yeah saw that the other day and tbh not suprised

yeah neither too much, though I kinda am because I really felt the energy of the movement

00:30

I suppose I wouldn't be surprised if something like that did genuinely happen organically just to fuck with hedge funds

00:30

oh well though, you haven't lost money in the market until you sell right?

Now was probably not the right time to buy 1k dogecoin but we’ll let it ride

lol

18:41

I did buy bitcoin a little while ago

18:41

its gone up

Bitcoin has been going nuts but the gains I see are shit because I still don't have a full one

Haha yeah, I think it’s long term at this point

19:56

Can only really go up, but won’t very fast

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/elon-musk-says-bitcoin-and-ethereum-prices-seem-high-1.1566183

Elon Musk Says Bitcoin and Ethereum Prices ‘Seem High’ - BNN Bloom...

Billionaire Elon Musk said the price of Bitcoin and Ethereum “seem high” as the cryptocurrencies reached new records.

20:08

That motherfucker

@Brother Hari you got RioCan in your portfolio?

no whats that

21:30

oh a REIT

21:30

no im not in it

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Really@good time to buy it

21:33

It’s starting to bounce back

21:33

Look at its 5Y

21:34

And it gives monthly dividends

21:34

I sold my position in bitcoin and I’m selling HEXO to buy more riocan before the 25th (it’s next ex-dividend day)

ok im doing a stock market research project for macro class

00:14

whats a good stock i should pick so i can win

What’s the goal?

pick stocks that will do well

00:26

well track them for a few months and pretend we invested in them

INDS

ok

VRAI

00:30

BDN

00:31

SLG

00:32

these are all dividend giving REITs that are in the process of recovering from COVID. They all have previous prices higher than they are currently trading at (so its like buying the stocks on sale).

00:32

plus REITs will surge soon because of the low interest rates

00:33

for "research" go to: https://finance.yahoo.com/ and type the ticker ids into the search bar. it will bring up all news for that stock

00:33

copy, paste, A

nice

00:37

i can only pick one so i did the INDS one

ßrother LordNo.

for "research" go to: https://finance.yahoo.com/ and type the ticker ids into the search bar. it will bring up all news for that stock

and yeah the teacher put that link in the assignment details

Haha k

and a nifty visual

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Nice

00:39

Good luck

thanks

00:40

were doing it til may i think

Sweet

@ßrother LordNo. idk about you but I wouldn't invest in a Real Estate company rn that is primarily commercial. RioCan is primarily retail whic his still struggling

Maybe in the short term, but they will bounce back. Plus with interest rates so low they will be in a great situation to make a lot of purchases and increase their value. Additionally, they pay nice dividends monthly, so even if I have to wait out covid, I am still@making money month over month from it

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Did it happen again

round 2

electric boogaloo

Damn

03:06

Makes me wish I bought low

03:06

Lol

03:06

The whole market seemed up though

03:06

My portfolio grew by ~$250 just today

europe be lik

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portugal game stop no way

I’m so sad

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02:11

I scared off a potential investor (edited)

topkek

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indeed (edited)

It’s called capitalism not educationalism. You need capital to to make money, not education.

thistbh

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641117859552165915/818712855880269824/5qav4ddov5f61.mp4

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make smibcoin already

brother noname

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$2 a day pog

u can buy prio for 3 months in a month

Brother Dectonic

$2 a day pog

I will in 900/2 days

how do i mine

18:13

i don't play games anym,ore but i have a 2070S in my comp

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Brother Hari

how do i mine

i use nicehash

22:50

https://www.nicehash.com/

why not mine a different coin

01:12

is btc the most profitable?

they all follow bitcoin anyways

Teamspeak Is Better

is btc the most profitable?

It’s not worth mining btc right now

04:16

It’s best to just mine eth or any other coin

its not worth it to mine btc in Germany anyway

it's worth it, but only if you own a silicon foundry

^ you need an absolute ton of PCs and you can make tons of money

How does it even work

16:25

Crypto mining

okay so basically the idea is that you use a hash function (a cryptographic function which consumes some amount of data and spits out a number (the "hash") in a constant range. using the same data always give you the same hash, but even the slightest change in the input data will result in a completely different hash. a perfect hash function is both unpredictable and irreversible, and modern ones are pretty damn close) to prove that you've done a certain amount of work. in a nutshell, miners take a bunch of pending transactions (typically the ones with the highest fees associated) and pack them into a block, then repeatedly shuffle the transactions around (and make other minute tweaks) in order to generate a bunch of different hashes for said block. since the hash function is unpredictable, there's no way of knowing anything about the resulting hash until you've actually computed it. lower hash values have a higher difficulty associated with them (i.e. on average, you need to compute a greater number of hashes in order to find a lower hash value). once a hash is found that's sufficiently difficult, the block is considered to be "solved" and is broadcast to the network, and the miner receives all the transaction fees (plus some amount of newly minted currency) as a reward.

18:14

that's the simplest explanation i could come up with without just doing the same old "your computer does math and somehow magically prints money"

18:15

the reason it's important is that you can't actually overwrite transactions unless you can make a chain of blocks that's more difficult than whatever the current one is, and you can't do that without having at least more than half of the global hashpower (that's what a 51% attack is)

jesse

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computer be like

19:16

dead

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wait

19:21

this is doing like

19:21

nothing to my computer

19:21

what

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19:24

I should have installed btc miners on my schools computers

19:24

they never turned those things off

lots of people did, and got banned from using computers at their schools

19:32

and expelled, etc

Lawl

19:32

Get expelled for real reason

19:32

Like me

All of my school computers are always online

I got banned from computers and nearly expelled for having a tarball in my personal folder

they never turn them off

They said ‘it was for hacking’

if I were to install a miner on 30 computers

19:33

I would be swimming in btc

ßrother LordNo.

They said ‘it was for hacking’

A teacher in my school saw me have multiple programs open on my computer and was like "Which one do you hack with?"

19:34

like what

LOL

19:34

my computer teacher caught me in a terminal running bitchx and asked if it was porn

my teachers were pretty good, they all knew hoe to do basic java code so they were not bad

19:34

and HTML garbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctzGr58_jeI

ETHEREUM 2.0 - A GAME CHANGER? Proof Of Stake, The Beacon Chain, Sh...

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14:41

NiceHash says it's p[rofitable ($3/day) and the 3rd party site says its not

Brother Hari

NiceHash says it's p[rofitable ($3/day) and the 3rd party site says its not

u said that the power cost on the 3rd party was 0.11 and on nicehash 0.092

are you actually mining bitcoin on nicehash? or is it just mining eth or sth under the hood and transparently exchanging them for bitcoin

17:06

because even the best GPUs are hilariously slow at bitcoin mining when compared to an asic

DaPorkchop_

are you actually mining bitcoin on nicehash? or is it just mining eth or sth under the hood and transparently exchanging them for bitcoin

Best sentence I’ve read today

17:31

Nice hash is not worth it whatsoever

17:32

You can mine so much more if you just use a mining program

17:32

Nice hash gives cuts to the person using your gpu

17:32

And to themselves

my point was simply that if you're not actually mining bitcoin on nicehash but something else, that would explain the difference between +$3.91/day and -100%/day

Yeah

17:34

Nice hash is just trash

trash

17:35

Vertcoin on top

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21:19

m,emecoin

21:19

stonks

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have you tried simply being born rich

00:56

i feel like mining coins just isnt really worth it, its like fools gold

Money doesn’t exist

doesn't mean you can't trade the idea of it for things

03:14

I trade numbers representing money for pieces the idea of companies who's value increases when others do the same, just so I can then trade that same idea of a piece of a company for more numbers representing money

03:15

and its all fun and games until everyone tries to realize their numbers

whats frustrating about crypto is

11:10

because these financetards are using it as investment

11:10

if you want to use it as an actual store of value to make a purchase

11:10

by the time you've bought the coin and are sending the purchase the price has probably shifted

This is why we can’t have nice things

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Printing money

is it worth it in the long run to throw some coin in to crypto? I'm a complete novice and looking for advice.

Nah the internet could be wiped out by a solar flair any moment put money into land crops and guns

murca

Brother Raaanch

is it worth it in the long run to throw some coin in to crypto? I'm a complete novice and looking for advice.

Depends on what coin you're looking at

03:54

I would say no major coin is worth it right now

03:54

but altcoins might be

Just kind of interested to maybe put in a little bit every now and again, ya know? but maybe it would be best for the bigger main ones to go down? if they do? lol

Brother Raaanch

Just kind of interested to maybe put in a little bit every now and again, ya know? but maybe it would be best for the bigger main ones to go down? if they do? lol

https://coinmarketcap.com

Cryptocurrency Prices, Charts And Market Capitalizations | CoinMark...

Top cryptocurrency prices and charts, listed by market capitalization. Free access to current and historic data for Bitcoin and thousands of altcoins.

03:56

Best to look at this

03:57

and read up on the coins

03:57

XRP is abotut o hit a dollar

03:57

which is fucking crazy

03:59

I reccomend using kucoin for coins

Brother Raaanch

is it worth it in the long run to throw some coin in to crypto? I'm a complete novice and looking for advice.

No, invest in undervalued, blue-chip, dividend yielding stocks

04:23

And throw that shit in your tfsa for tax free growth

ßrother LordNo.

And throw that shit in your tfsa for tax free growth

04:24

Damn it discord.

04:24

What is a blue-chip, dividend yielding stock

I’d love to explain

04:25

I’m just putting kids to bed but I will explain

Oh dude, no rush. when ever you're not busy.

04:25

I just don't know much about investing and would like to start

Throw every dollar into amc

04:26

Trust me bro

04:26

It will go up bro

04:26

Trust me

So... losing thousands on roobet is not a good idea?

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj8bU3AuW2qHYtTOglGG6dQWeM1avWn9m

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04:26

Blue chip = long term trusted company (BMO, CIBC, tc energy, Telus, etc)

Throw every penny into gold

Dividends = money some stocks give you every month just for having stocks

Or ketchup

04:27

Ketchup shortage right now

Brother Dectonic

Throw every penny into gold

I do hold a lot of silver currency... I should melt it down

I make a few hundred dollars every month just by having stocks

oooo.

Brother Raaanch

I do hold a lot of silver currency... I should melt it down

A friend of mine sells a lot of things on eBay and he always runs into silver toys and trinkets and just melts them

Tfsa is an account you can open where any money you make (interest, dividends, stock growth) is tax free

ßrother LordNo.

Blue chip = long term trusted company (BMO, CIBC, tc energy, Telus, etc)

telus is going DOWN

04:30

starlink

Yeah I wouldn’t invest in Telus rn

SPY

Spy is good

04:31

All index tracking etfs are good

I was told to invest in SPY by my father about 5 years ago

04:31

And I was like 13

If you had you would have more than doubled your capital

04:33

Not that a 13 year old can do that

04:33

He should have invested money for you

04:33

Like I should be investing for my kids....which I’m not

04:33

:p

I wonder how many elderly people have stocks and just forget about them

No doubt

04:35

Whose responsibility is it to ensure that that money goes to the family

04:35

Does anyone do that?

04:35

I wonder

ßrother LordNo.

I wonder

I wonder if its accounted in wills

04:37

Very interesting

04:37

Or it goes to the place where the person bought it from

04:37

That could be an answer

Yeah

04:38

I suppose the brokerage firm that sold the shares would be responsible for that

Yeah

04:39

Sounds like easy money

04:39

Advertise stocks to elderly

04:39

Very fucked up business

04:39

But would be profitable

Lol no shot

04:45

I think reverse mortgages got the trick-the-elders-out-of-money game on lock

I love old people

04:48

How can you scam an innocent elderly person?

04:48

Bad bad faith (edited)

Such bad faith

04:49

Scamming the elderly should be punishable by giving them a year of your life

Agreeable. Like someone hacked my Nannas Facebook. She should get a free year

Fuck yeah

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/51-to-go-reddit-crowd-rejoices-at-report-that-melvin-capital-rang-up-a-49-first-quarter-loss-11618006846?siteid=yhoof2

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05:39

@WarLordN1k @Brother Hari

ez

05:51

to the moon

Or at the very lease, crash someone else back to earth

guys wanna learn how to become a multimillionaire like me with a side hustles? heres how i do it: main job - testing out strippers and hookers by live auditions (12$/hour) side hustles

skipping daily starbucks (saved 4$/day)
working at my dads investment firm as a vice president (1.2 mil before bonuses/year)
mining ethereum on my computer (0.04 dollars/day)
chartering my 120 foot yacht out (800k after expenses/year
owning a vending machine (15$/year)
running airbnbs on my private island in greece (650k after expenses/year + 220k property appreciation/year)
flipping properties (i lost 5k last year)
being the chairman of my familys nonprofit foundation (460k/year tax free)
renting my car on turo (40$/month)
dividend income from my grandfathers conglomerate (2.3 million/year)
doing surveys online for gift cards (50$/year)

redpill

2

mdma

1

Ez

this is how i made it, anyone can do it if they try hard enough

triumph_cat

Being poor is a choice

02:06

A choice for laziness

so true

@big bro chacho - mining ethereum on my computer (0.04 dollars/day)

14:35

only 0.04?

14:35

nice pc

14:36

any "new" gpu (last 3y or so) is like 5$ a day lol or more

So I've been mining for a few weeks now and I've been treading the BTC i mine for XRP (Another semi popular coin) and XRP doubled when I put $25 in it. So from mining the last few weeks I've made $133CAD -$30 Electric

17:49

about 3 weeks

chainlink continues to be the chad coin and flies up another 10% today (edited)

still waiting on Smib Coin

https://www.coindesk.com/price/dogecoin

Dogecoin Price Index — Real-time Dogecoin (DOGE) Price Charts

Real-time dogecoin price, 24-hour charts and news.

02:23

https://www.coindesk.com/price/stellar

Stellar Price Index — CoinDesk 20

The CoinDesk 20 provides real-time prices, news, videos and educational content on the digital assets moving the crypto market, from BTC to TRX.

02:23

buy buy buy buy

Come on XLM! To the moon!! Lol

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23:21

video game only go up

You know those stories from those poor sad old saps who's mum gave away their NES which had an extensive library of games without ever speaking to her two sons and using their broken boomer brain saying to themselves "Nah, my son's aren't going to play with this old console." (edited)

23:36

Yeah. That's me. Huge shout out to my mum.

lol

00:03

big oof

00:03

I made a very specific effort to introduce my son to video game consoles chronologically.

00:03

I started him on nes, then snes, n64, playstation etc.

00:04

and have kept all of it for the most part

Brother Raaanch

You know those stories from those poor sad old saps who's mum gave away their NES which had an extensive library of games without ever speaking to her two sons and using their broken boomer brain saying to themselves "Nah, my son's aren't going to play with this old console." (edited)

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00:15

n64 price over time

00:15

my goal is to just get stuff thats not that rare now before they become retro

00:15

shit i was growing up with

I should get a copy of snowboard kids. Fuck I loved that game on the N64

one or two

I'm an Original man.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Snowboard-Kids-Nintendo-64-1997-Cleaned-Tested-Authentic-N64/233952352092?hash=item3678a5975c%3Ag%3An4QAAOSwCVRgZ8j-&LH_BIN=1

Snowboard Kids (Nintendo 64, 1997) Cleaned / Tested / Authentic -N6...

Snowboard Kids. ( Nintendo 64 ).

00:16

70 bucks

00:16

sheeeesh

Yeah that's expensive lol. 70USD. fuck

bet you wish you still had that now eh

00:17

emulation has come along way too tho

00:18

lots of ways to play it

I wonder if I can get it on the switch

00:18

...where did I leave that thing

afaik the only emulation of n64 was for the super mario all star collection (edited)

00:19

its rumored they will release a library of old games

00:19

but eh

00:19

never know with nintendo

00:19

if ur switch is hacked u def can tho xd

It is not. lol I'm not a fancy dude.

This is 110% Gambling

04:20

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04:20

Buy SafeMoon

What do you use as a prog? Coin base is so limited

Brother Raaanch

What do you use as a prog? Coin base is so limited

I think the exchange is MDEX

16:36

@Brother Hari Can you confirm?

16:38

I dont think its MDEX as I don't think they offer a mobile application

Trust Wallet

@Brother Raaanch That answers your question

17:28

I'm assuming its Canadian friendly as Hari is Canadian

@Brother Raaanch You have to buy with ShakePay app (It's canadian, so you use eTransfer) then transfer your coins to Binance, then on Binance swap your ETH for BNB, then send the BNB to TrustWallet, then you can buy any alt coin on Pancake Swap

What the fuck..

Normally it's less steps. Buy on trust pay, switch to BNB, buy on pancake swap (Through trust Wallet) BEcause we're canadian, we have to do the extra steps.

Yeah coin base is super limited.

I can’t wait until I’m 18 and I can just sign up without using a bullshit name and address

Brother Hari

Buy SafeMoon

I hope you lose all 395 dollars from safe moon smh (edited)

Brother Hari

Buy SafeMoon

This is the same guy who said not to buy riocan (REI-UN.TO)

01:17

Shake my smh

Bro it’s

️✨gambling✨

️

Gambling is more fun

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https://shop.bobcatminer.com/products/bobcat-miner-300 just ordered one of these for fun. It'll be cool to set it up and see how it works/tinker.

Bobcat Miner 300

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Brother Hari

https://shop.bobcatminer.com/products/bobcat-miner-300 just ordered one of these for fun. It'll be cool to set it up and see how it works/tinker.

What coins can it mine?

19:13

Is it limited to only some coins?

it exclusively mines Helium HTC

19:14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHVBWcLDfKc

Helium hotspot: everything you need to know before you buy

19:15

right now, in my area, I can sell it for 2x what I paid for it if it arrived tomorrow. (Which it wont, it'll arrive in 2 months, but still)

19:15

So I'm not too worried about it just being worthless. Even if it is, though,

‍♂️

Brother Hari

right now, in my area, I can sell it for 2x what I paid for it if it arrived tomorrow. (Which it wont, it'll arrive in 2 months, but still)

Once I become 18 I'll probably be buying my own rig

19:22

but pre built ones because buying gpus are cancer

wait what

19:22

dec isn't 18

19:22

mfw

One more month

if u were european you could get hammered, legally (edited)

big bro chacho

if u were european you could get hammered, legally (edited)

Legally yes

19:25

I remember being in calls with my friends while they're drinking Jägermeister

19:25

While being 16

zippie moment

And I'm just there

19:26

‍♂️

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/exeedme/

Exeedme price today, XED live marketcap, chart, and info | CoinMark...

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19:37

This looks promising

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04:10

i made a shitcoin

04:10

guys higher me as a dev to make ur shitcoins

04:10

mdma

how many smibcoin can I buy?

04:16

Also what's the ratio of smib coins to schrute bucks? (edited)

the technology is almost there

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17:10

$1,100 -> $1,665

17:10

Stonks

cryptocurrency is gambling

noice

Brother Hari

Click to see attachment 🖼️

Did you hear about the pumps today?

17:10

apparently there is going to be a massive pump for btc today

Idk about that but mayb

‍♂️

wait no

17:13

not btc

17:13

TRON

i got some notification in some random server im on about something like that

17:17

wait a bet, ill find it

17:17

no idea what this is but i know it made me supress pings in this server killme

killme

(edited)

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Brother Dectonic

TRON

Turns out it was a bust

18:01

and now they're doing https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/idex/

IDEX price today, IDEX live marketcap, chart, and info | CoinMarketCap

Get the latest IDEX price, IDEX market cap, trading pairs, charts and data today from the world’s number one cryptocurrency price-tracking website

18:01

apparently it might hit 500%+

Already up 6%

Now 15%

https://www.binance.com/en/trade/RUNE_USDT?type=spot

Bitcoin Exchange | Cryptocurrency Exchange | Binance

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/LINKUSDT/?exchange=BITBAY

LINKUSDT Charts and Quotes — TradingView

View live LINK / USDT chart to track latest price changes. Trade ideas, forecasts and market news are at your disposal as well.

18:39

Some good options here

Brother Dectonic

and now they're doing https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/idex/

Not worth any investment as it just seems to be fucked

18:53

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/pancakeswap/

PancakeSwap price today, CAKE live marketcap, chart, and info | Coi...

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18:53

Cake seems to be doing super well today

18:53

worth putting in some money when it dips under 25-27

China shit coin

ever since I signed up to ku coin I've been getting sketchy texts. feels good.

20:37

I hope someone opens up accounts with large overdrafts lol

Brother Dectonic

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/pancakeswap/

investing in crypto is not a good idea, especially not investing in shitcoins like this

if you want some free shitcoins

02:33

send your bnb addy

02:33

@Brother Dectonic

02:33

or whoever else

hows thisi work

only on coin base

get metamask noobs

02:49

ill teach u how to set it up

02:49

https://metamask.io/

A crypto wallet & gateway to blockchain apps

02:50

https://docs.binance.org/smart-chain/wallet/metamask.html

Use MetaMask For Binance Smart Chain - Binance Chain Docs

Binance Chain Technology Documentation

brother noname

or whoever else

Yes

send it

Do you want something in return?

nope

brother noname

nope

How the fuck do I setup a metamask wallet

install it in chrome

I did

03:00

I added it as a new network

okay

and I'm there

send a pic

03:00

of what it looks like

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click account one

03:01

and send

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click 0x77

03:01

and copy

03:01

and paste it

0x77996f3E5025579917479807B8De123BdFC5CD22

sent

What shitcoin did you send me

my shitcoin

03:02

Image attachment

03:02

click that

03:03

and add this

03:03

in custom tokeen

03:03

0x905a9eb814220ff149859d6c6bce5865339d4dfc

LMAO

03:04

what is a FYPM

its a fuck you pay me

LMAO

03:04

I expect to be a billionaire by tomorrow

you wont

I am the second ever owner of FYPM

03:04

this will be the next bitcoin

3

03:06

well 4th

03:06

actually

03:06

since i was first

03:06

actually ur 5th

03:06

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I will fight whoever has 100k

the one who got 100k sent us 200usd in eth

PFF

03:07

WHAT

non related

who the fuck

03:08

Well

no comment

congrats

03:08

Now you can put on your resume that you've made a crypto currency

03:08

called

03:08

"Fuck You pay Me"

mdma

Binance just doesnt like me. wont verify.

Brother Raaanch

Binance just doesnt like me. wont verify.

Binance is know for having a very shitty verification service

03:56

Sorry to hear you’re having difficulties

03:56

I really wish there were better options when it comes to getting crypto

that just my life in general hahaha

03:56

No worries. Maybe ankr will go up to 1000 a coin and I can be happy.

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/idex/

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03:57

This coin ended up doing HORRIBLE

03:57

after the supposed “pump” which was just a scam apparently

gambling

Funny how stocks are almost a complete copy of stocks

it's all gambling and those who can manipulate, will.

With noticeable differences ofc

03:58

I’ve been watching twitch broadcasts

03:58

https://discord.gg/Gpm3kFAx

03:59

This guy has a good Twitch Channel when it comes to crypto

04:00

maxxchGains

04:00

maxxchLoss

brother noname

get metamask noobs

Done. Set it up.

04:06

0x5E086724B1C8E7425A8e7FE8ea08f99cCA4A0752

04:06

That’s for binb or whatever

sent

minecraftheart

1

Adding smib coin too

04:15

Yep that's not working lol I'll dick with it more later.

We can now get rich off of FYPM together

Yeah it wouldn't let me put it in lol

Hari BNB Uwu:

07:24

bnb1ljr0xxydv4a8ug59xmxdtjckgen6lqucvzgfry

since when is IDEX a currency

12:39

IDEX is a decentralized eth token exchange...

Brother Hari

Hari BNB Uwu:

i need ur bsc addy

14:02

not ur bnb addy actually

Image attachment

15:01

0x5427C7d16b57E634e7caB615CEfD30dF16283DeE

sent

17:34

@Brother Hari

17:34

https://bscscan.com/tx/0x0bd2c713eeca0fa7adc01809241e72edd544fe849e8e8264ecc862aefcaa6a54

Binance Transaction Hash (Txhash) Details | BscScan

Binance (BNB) detailed transaction info for txhash 0x0bd2c713eeca0fa7adc01809241e72edd544fe849e8e8264ecc862aefcaa6a54. The transaction status, block confirmation, gas fee, BNB, and token transfer are shown.

why does my fuck you pay me coin appear as BscX and not FYPM

copy this 0x905a9eb814220Ff149859d6C6BcE5865339d4dfc

17:39

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0x905a9eb814220Ff149859d6C6BcE5865339d4dfc

17:40

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have to do a custom token

17:51

idk how trust wallet works dont have it yet

brother noname

i need ur bsc addy

that's probably why i havent received it either :S

Brother Raaanch

that's probably why i havent received it either :S

you didn't get it?

20:31

you should've

20:32

they're on ur account regardless if ur wallet can access them u can always use ur seed phrase to restore it to metamask which has custom token options

I’m just convinced crypto hates me.

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20:33

I’ll dm you later about it

at the gf’s

on ur phone or pc?

20:34

just stream to me later xD

20:35

it's ez once u get the hang of it

Ok I’ll be back in a couple days

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04:28

@Brother Hari

04:28

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brother noname

Click to see attachment 🖼️

That’s pretty good for nicehash

04:31

How long have you been running your pc?

04:32

Wait it basically says it

04:32

Nvm

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04:33

on and off since mar 11

brother noname

Click to see attachment 🖼️

You could probably make more by mining by yourself

04:34

Because nicehash is giving you a fraction of what you could earn

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07:08

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niceee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCcwn6bGUtU

Hassan Nasrallah

Bitconnect Ceremony (Original) - Carlos The Meme

16:22

everyone staking on mochiswap like

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/serum/

Serum price today, SRM live marketcap, chart, and info | CoinMarketCap

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19:36

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/SRMUSDT/

SRMUSDT Charts and Quotes — TradingView

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20:34

I'm not missing the eth train

lol dogecoin at .55

rip

maybe doge will take the #3 spot after ethereum

20:39

I believe in doge

Eth is utilitarian, it has a purpose. Doge is still meme.

Doge is favored by shibas worldwide

Trew

this is getting rediculous

09:10

i bought like $100 of DOGE like 4 years ago as a meme

09:10

now i've cashed out like 4 times and the small amount i have left is still worth more than what i have in all other cryptos combined

09:10

wtf

Biggest meme

damn

16:37

easy gains

Going up north to live off the land a find peace of mind. The stock market can’t hurt me out in the wilderness. Don’t hit me up

DaPorkchop_

i bought like $100 of DOGE like 4 years ago as a meme

I have a friend in school that won 20k doge coin as a raffle online and he had it stored in the websites wallet

17:13

That website shut down 2 years ago

ooof

It was some sketchy crypto “get rich fast” kinda sites

17:15

So I can see why it shut down

I'm fucking done

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13:15

This is ridiculous levels of milking a dead person

https://twitter.com/punishedphelan/status/1391249635625164808?s=21

Phelan (@PunishedPhelan)

#DogecoinToTheMoon

Retweets

194

Likes

1733

big bro chacho

I'm fucking done

also lol

xxxtentacion nft is depressedtroll

depressedtroll

big bro chacho

xxxtentacion nft is depressedtroll

depressedtroll

I'm buying

doge pog

13:21

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1391523807148527620

Elon Musk (@elonmusk)

SpaceX launching satellite Doge-1 to the moon next year – Mission paid for in Doge – 1st crypto in space – 1st meme in space To the mooooonnn!! https://t.co/xXfjGZVeUW

Retweets

97470

Likes

407653

this has got to be the most overhyped pump of all time

risagony

1

God I hope Elon croaks

Elon is a saint

16:00

Y’all just hate cause he’s playing the game of capitalism with a hacked client

so true

16:01

the cobalt mine child labor dupe is too op

Where there’s capitalism, there’s exploitation

Can’t wait to inherit my dad’s emerald mine in Zimbabwe

ßrother LordNo.

Elon is a saint

sorry i threw up in my mouth

Lol!

Brother Rathause

Can’t wait to inherit my dad’s emerald mine in Zimbabwe

Will you be hiring?

yea for real spread the love

18:39

love = money just btw

Brother Rathause

Can’t wait to inherit my dad’s emerald mine in Zimbabwe

How much you paying?

Wdym pay?

Brother Rathause

Wdym pay?

Sorry I forgot how slavery works

https://www.theverge.com/2021/5/11/22430827/ebay-nft-collectibles-blockchain-sale

You can now buy NFTs on eBay, and ‘blockchain-driven collectibles’ ...

Digital or physical Doges, take your pick

So much crypto just took a shit today.

Brother Casparov

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1391523807148527620

Space doge miner

lost some on doge :^)

pain

1

09:04

probably will just wait it out and see where it goes

:(

09:04

gl

Sister Clover

lost some on doge :^)

i'm sad

ye

i'll keep it tho cuz shrug

shrug

Sister Clover

lost some on doge :^)

LOL

sold all of my doge at 70¢

10:40

ez 20k

Based

Lost $500 today on my meme coins

19:53

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he's holding safemoon

19:53

god i remember getting burned on doge and losing 30-40%

19:53

.......... in early 2014

DaPorkchop_

ez 20k

20k? jesus fucking christ

20:17

that’s a lot of money for nothing (edited)

20:18

that’s like “change ur life money” depending on how u spend it

DaPorkchop_

ez 20k

My man is straight flexing

20:28

flexL

flexR

Brother Hari

Lost $500 today on my meme coins

good

20:28

theyre not memecoins

20:28

theyre shitcoins

Stay mad @brother noname

yea im mad u lost 500 dollar

brother noname

good

Dammmnnnn

CapitalDcolon

kek

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risagony

3

hell yeah for holding onto doge

05:50

@Sister Clover plz tell me you held it

yeah ofc

05:52

I had a limit sell for 94c

05:52

look how that turned out

ez pz

@Sister Clover up the limit sell to $1

06:14

Nice and even

yeah but my logic was that lots of people were selling at $1

06:23

so lots of people knew lots of people were selling at a dollar, so they would set theirs at 95-99c

06:23

so I set mine at 94c

06:23

besides I think it turned out to be an even au$1.20 (edited)

06:24

@Brother Casparov

thats why i had my bitcoin sell limit order at $9696.69

risitas

2

Ah yes thats a good idea

Brother leijurv

Click to see attachment 🖼️

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS MEME FOR MONTHS

10:52

I saw it once and could never find it again (edited)

10:52

Thanks

so glad I invested in cardano

05:05

is booming right now

tomorrow

i mean sure it'll go red at some point

05:28

but long term investment mate

05:28

especially with cardano

05:28

looking at $5 USD by the end of the year

Hmmmm

05:34

Maybe

Fuck yeah beers on me!

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1

@Brother Raaanch hellllll yeahhhhh

05:54

21 dollars epppic

05:55

put 80 in back in feburary, currently holding 323

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greensmib

1

Lol! I’m poor and didn’t have a lot to put in so I chucked like 12$ in or something. Nice profits dude!!

risitas

1

@Brother Raaanch what are you at now?

13:43

Cardano spiked again just now

Reminder that crypto is like gambling but with the same volatility of a fracture line in the earths crust. Sort of stable for a long while then shit goes whack

^what he said

Yeah I just threw in s few bucks here and there to see

17:51

Never gamble with money you can’t afford to lose

Which is why it's great to do it while still living with parents

If I were young enough, yeah.

risitas

1

brother noname

Click to see attachment 🖼️

wow what a chad

brother noname

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yesss shitcoin investments

Brother Sun

Reminder that crypto is like gambling but with the same volatility of a fracture line in the earths crust. Sort of stable for a long while then shit goes whack

all day trading is gambling

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big bro chacho

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LMAO

Brother Casparov

Which is why it's great to do it while still living with parents

Perfect time to invest and save

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Wouldn't have been able to afford a house otherwise

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Job + no rent (or small amount of board) = fast savings

@Sister Clover in that subject

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