SpawnMasons

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Tech discussion allowed

yeah, no one in this situation is up to anything good

pee in my poo

13:51

poooopooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

13:52

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

13:52

who wanna start a comapny

13:52

Sticker

ufo

who wanna start a comapny

I'm willing to start a company

13:54

selling masonic merchandise

i tried to setup an amazon merch store

13:55

but got rejected

rip

we will need to use something else

what were you trying to sell on there?

tshirts

13:55

merch

13:55

for 2b

13:55

mdma

I'd buy

https://www.printful.com/

we should get an expensive clothes sniping bot and then resell them but put a secret mason logo on them

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

we should get an expensive clothes sniping bot and then resell them but put a secret mason logo on them

Ask that guy in jamescord who does that for a living to hook u up

i know a guy on another game that runs a massive trading bot

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

we should get an expensive clothes sniping bot and then resell them but put a secret mason logo on them

I wrote one of those. We would snipe expensive baby wraps and resell them

Money

Money

15:59

Anyone wanna pop out to Florida?

15:59

I’ll be there from Friday-Wednesday

what part

17:10

if you told me like a month ago I might actually make it

Brother Todarac

what part

Orlando

The Flo rida part

The one with the rednecks

Brother Dectonic

Orlando

I will be there in about 3 weeks (but 2 weeks too late for you)

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lets lure all the kids away from 2b with this lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJL0ksHOQ8w

Minecraft Empires Start a Resource War (the Great Golden War, Part 1)

Bróðir Nordic

lets lure all the kids away from 2b with this lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJL0ksHOQ8w

When are we going to conquer the Empire of Uldarash?

22:15

What if 2b2t's strongest faction waged war on Stoneworks catflushed

catflushed

Guys I think future it backdoored

Bröther öats

What if 2b2t's strongest faction waged war on Stoneworks catflushed

catflushed

lmao, would be fun cuz anyone from 2b could wreck their entire economy with one single dupe

23:19

but good idea. lets push this into all newfags' face and make them join that server instead

23:23

sounds way more interesting than any 2b lore tbh

23:26

allthough wouldnt be for me. i mean imagine if someone like me showed up on that server, going far out into basically nowhere and making the biggest stonebrick monstrosity that server would ever see, with anyone discovering it not being able to ever find out again and me who doesn't give a fuck about trade, just horting crap like a crazy person... just wouldn't fit in... yeah also I don't like modded at all so fuck that server, honestly... (edited)

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23:43

"Hey, good sir, I would like to trade you for some gold!" -"Fuck off" (edited)

23:43

"but I have good prices!" -"You wanna become part of the walls? fuck off!"

23:44

23:44

ahhhh i am having too much fun with this though rn...

????

Altar Goy Henry

????

Funncubes didn't take his meds

????

sexploit https://pastebin.com/ze8r2YtU

Coord Exploiter 2021 Emp - Pastebin.com

Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time.

What is that

00:23

Looks like a meme

Supposedly its legit

00:24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7a7KqSaYU0

Abusing The New Coord Exploit On 2b2t

the code is meme

Brother Chipoff

sexploit https://pastebin.com/ze8r2YtU

meme

Brother Dectonic

meme

the code did look a bit short, so thats not surprising

the real code is shorter

all the actual code does it beg me in dms and asks for bases

class Hack{ public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("gib coordinates plox"); } }

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737054779582185522/864051484203286529/nocomment_teaser_trailer.mp4

mdma

2

catflush

3

1

03:32

@everyone

ooo

THE HEAT MAP

Footage in the video is from months ago

HOLY SHIT LE HEAT MAP

Dates back to years ago

this is sus

Sticker

It we selected this time for when the nether roof freedom project was happening

@een snail from palestine ree wheres the 0neb

[HR/PR/G] Rebane v3

@een snail from palestine ree wheres the 0neb

Send it

AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF TROLLING

0neb was always right

HE KNEW

03:33

WE DIDNT LISTEN

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737054779582185522/864083550135123978/neb.mp4

HE KNEW ALL ALONG

een snail from palestine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737054779582185522/864051484203286529/nocomment_teaser_trailer.mp4

love this

03:34

very effective

angel_cat

yeah it looks amazing

very epic meme

that was awesome

een snail from palestine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737054779582185522/864051484203286529/nocomment_teaser_trailer.mp4

the legendary heat map is real!!

Brother Donald🦔

the legendary heat map is real!!

I know right?

awesome video too

jared was right all along!

Brother Chipoff

very epic meme

meme?

03:38

Are you doubting the heat map?

Brother Chipoff

THE HEAT MAP

Fits video next week lol, he would actually prop make shit up about it

Nerds used the heat map

HoW HeAt MaPs oN tHe OlDeSt AnArChY

and I was the first person to use the cold map

03:39

lets get that straight

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03:40

I find it so funny how in that reddit post about the heat maps, they where literally so lazy they took like one of the first heat maps of America on google and just zoomed in

yeah I wonder who sent him that

03:40

must have been a very handsome man

@Brother Dectonic is this made by you???

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yep

03:42

thats 2b spawn right now

wow!!

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red states = masons blue states = guardsmen

03:50

catflushed

so what your telling me, is guardsmen are virgin commies ?

03:51

love this map

guardsmen would never be blue

een snail from palestine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737054779582185522/864051484203286529/nocomment_teaser_trailer.mp4

Dude I love this video! So high quality

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Bröther öats

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0neb is jesus

Bröther öats

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this is actually so true (edited)

ßrother LordNo.

Dude I love this video! So high quality

thanks

04:02

i have watched through that thing probably 200+ times tweaking everything

I just watched it for the fourth time

04:03

The soundtrack is so on point t

een snail from palestine

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Troll

04:05

I’m spreading it

KILLHER

Got permission from jurv:3

@everyone don't play the server or at-least not for long periods of time near spawn as others "know" but they can't do much on 2b2t with the partial patches over the years KILLHER

KILLHER

Brother Dectonic

I’m spreading it

socks posted it in Linked Horizon already, I didn't even have time to send it lol

04:06

it must be making the rounds

Bröther öats

socks posted it in Linked Horizon already, I didn't even have time to send it lol

He’s one of the people that beg me for everything

04:07

He was gonna buy me prio

O_O

oh it's on nerds inc. youtube now

een snail from palestine

@everyone don't play the server or at-least not for long periods of time near spawn as others "know" but they can't do much on 2b2t with the partial patches over the years KILLHER

KILLHER

5d chess trolling

een snail from palestine

@everyone don't play the server or at-least not for long periods of time near spawn as others "know" but they can't do much on 2b2t with the partial patches over the years KILLHER

KILLHER

Dectonic exploit too powerful

is it real? or is it fake? its buried under so many layers of memes and irony that no one knows! (edited)

Yeah it’s real

ik

The cold map is going CRAZY

sure is

een snail from palestine

It we selected this time for when the nether roof freedom project was happening

is this from nether freedom?

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Bröther öats

is this from nether freedom?

No that’s me calculating

Bröther öats

is this from nether freedom?

yes indeed

that's so cool wtf

I hope the cold map gets shown

I've always wanted to see a map like this

Looks way better IMO

Bröther öats

is this from nether freedom?

yes

according to this data, are certain quadrants actually favored/more traveled?

Bröther öats

according to this data, are certain quadrants actually favored/more traveled?

yes

X+

no

04:13

afaik

aaaa this is so cool

-z

don't remember

04:14

KILLHER

04:14

its 2 of them that are close

Show the cold map

and everything else is not

neat

Show the cold map

04:14

Show the cold map

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04:14

cold map

2

2

coal

2

coal_ore

1

coalblock

1

coalore

1

bceFrozenCold2

1

1

HOLY FUCK

een snail from palestine

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tease

LEAKING

coal map

04:14

rolling coal over 2b2t to paint 2b2t player positions on my png (edited)

Reminder that I established and created the cold map

04:15

The warm map must be shown at the end

warm map

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Can I get a room temperature map?

Lukewarm map?

HOLY SHIT

04:34

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737054779582185522/864051484203286529/nocomment_teaser_trailer.mp4

04:34

do you like the vid kitten?

leijurv (developer of impcat client and baritowone) is in the credits!!!

i made the video too

04:34

thats why im first i put myself first

04:34

owned

it is a cute video

04:34

kek

we've cried wolf for so long that people might think its not real

hahahah

04:35

wouldn't that be something

hahahahah

Yeah

04:35

Wouldn’t that be something

@Brother leijurv live demo in vc

04:35

KILLHER

?

oh fuck

een snail from palestine

@Brother leijurv live demo in vc

respond to my dms fucker

Yes

een snail from palestine

@Brother leijurv live demo in vc

that could be genuinely cute

let me setup ss lol

oh are we doing a live demo?

yeah we can

04:36

of spawn

04:36

KILLHER

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he did it

Yeah man.... anything prior to thus point felt too early.

chicken wing chicken wing

hotdog and

Bolognee

THE PROPHET 0NEB SO STRONG

we should make a religion about oneb

11:12

onebianity

11:13

the church of neb

I dis sort of

11:13

The Temple of 0Neb

11:13

Never went anywhere tho

i still have nightmares about this day https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651896702977966110/850476142314127410/SPOILER_unknown.png

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11:24

(2019 test server) (edited)

yeah that is from this exploit lol

11:38

you all though it was an insider

kek

Jō

THE PROPHET 0NEB SO STRONG

what I thought to be ramblings of a madman for so long, turned out to be the ultimate truth catflushed_italics

catflushed_italics

Yeah, neb is secretly a goddamn genius

My favorite 0Neb episode though is when they founded NFPR with Armorsmith

Yeah that storyline was really unexpected, though my favorite has to be the Calculator arc

Unironically

13:04

I will make a 0Neb wiki site

13:04

Someday tm

I would contribute to that in a heartbeat

0Neb is a treasure that must be protected

@Brother Todarac still looks really cool

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wow that looks super dope

14:31

ive seen it on the creative server but damn it still looks super cool

was that the lodge on the day chunk haven was griefed?

Yes

Bröther öats

was that the lodge on the day chunk haven was griefed?

Hey

14:50

Don’t forget

14:50

That’s the same day I was initiated

14:50

SMH

nah i remember it as chunk haven was griefed lodge day

14:51

who is dectonic

Blocked

14:51

Reported

14:51

Beamed

14:51

Harassed

14:51

Should’ve used a middle man

who.ru

14:58

so based

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chocolate rain

33 degrees celcius

18:23

im dying

18:23

help

I'm used to 14

if you came here you'd actually melt then

Its been 30 for a few days and yeah I'm melting

18:39

almost a week

i feel bad for the estonians

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22:14

America

ufo

America

pretty much

22:17

the only thing missing is a "Honk If You Love Jesus!" or "MAGA" bumper sticker

Brother Chipoff

the only thing missing is a "Honk If You Love Jesus!" or "MAGA" bumper sticker

thats not ~~Nationalistic~~ PATRIOTIC

GUN

enough (edited)

ufo spotted on the way to do a little trolling

the ufo stash moving to the nether corner

nobody tell the prophet 0neb

Brother leijurv

the ufo stash moving to the nether corner

better than the end

so true

what happens to prio after coord exploit:

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What coord exploit

good question

Cite your sources

There is no exploit in Ba Sing Se

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23:23

this is my dream in hoi4

23:23

and real life

23:23

no england

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@everyone 0NEB WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

ok

00:58

useles ping #43242

right about what?

@Worshipful Remove everyone permissions from Rain

^

He was right but this ping was oh-so wrong

thistbh

1

Lol

Brother Rain

@everyone 0NEB WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

yeah obviously he knew

01:13

neb is psychic

Fucking retards.

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whaddu FUCK

Brother Rain

@everyone 0NEB WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

i have been saying this

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BIIG floppa

thicc floppa

Sprinting with sulks of golden carrots

I forgot where I was for a second

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05:45

knockoff Todarac and Henry (edited)

what the fuck

06:03

@Altar Goy Henry

Brother Rain

@everyone 0NEB WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

No he wasnt. Just because there is an other exploit doesn't make his incoherent ramblinhs true. Holy shit. This is like saying the flat earthers were right, because there is about 2% more asteroids in the belt, than we expected.

no he was definitely right

TheFunnCubes

No he wasnt. Just because there is an other exploit doesn't make his incoherent ramblinhs true. Holy shit. This is like saying the flat earthers were right, because there is about 2% more asteroids in the belt, than we expected.

non believer

My grandfather has passed away this dawn, may he rest in peace

07:59

He's in heaven for sure. He'd been suffering and he's in a better place now (edited)

minecraftheart

6

:(

TheFunnCubes

No he wasnt. Just because there is an other exploit doesn't make his incoherent ramblinhs true. Holy shit. This is like saying the flat earthers were right, because there is about 2% more asteroids in the belt, than we expected.

sounds like we got a hater?

Wow transphobia???

11:03

Oneb is a cute girl

Sorry to hear about your grandpa glad you’ve made pease with it tho hopefully you’ve got lots of good memories

Yes i did

big bro chacho

He's in heaven for sure. He'd been suffering and he's in a better place now (edited)

sorry to hear this hope your family finds peace and closure

Thanks

minecraftheart

2

❤️

wtf i cant join

12:26

i keep getting this error

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@TheFunnCubes what the fuck is going on in Germany

13:11

In plain summer theres a massive flood

climate change?

And around 100 people dead

Lol

Yeah but this is extremely radical

last i heared was 45

Backlash

On tv they said 100 something

dude... this was bound to happen

Japan gets this all the time

13:11

It’s simply backlash

weather extremes get more extreme with more energy in the athmosphere

Is this the jewish space ray? Did they get a jewish weather satellite

we did this to ourselves (edited)

They're getting revenge

Can the weather calm down a bit? I’m going to Florida

13:12

Tell the weather to stop

13:12

Thanks

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13:13

@everyon e

13:13

Y'all stupid

i do live in the floodlands, but like on a big hill, so i didnt drown...... but i do need to boil my fucking water now before drinking it, because they put a fuckton of chlorine in it now, because of all the brown slush that is now our water suppy....

Yikes (edited)

Y’all hear about the cartel leader?

13:19

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9788923/amp/Armed-commando-springs-local-cartel-leader-Mexican-jail.html

Armed commando springs local cartel leader from Mexican jail

A commando of men dressed in military gear and carrying rifles burst into a prosecution holding facility in the Mexican border and freed José Alfredo Hernández Campos on Tuesday.

13:19

Escaped in a fucking ambulance

I haven't actually

13:22

Them Latinos are insane

13:22

Didn't El Chapo dig a fucking tunnel from his jail cell to outside

Yes

13:37

And used a makeshift motorcycle underground

Brother Dectonic

And used a makeshift motorcycle underground

Madlad

big bro chacho

In plain summer theres a massive flood

the scarry thing is is it was in the city my grandma lives in

big bro chacho

Yikes (edited)

i mean i can also just drink bottled ater and be fine...

Gebrüder Zippie

the scarry thing is is it was in the city my grandma lives in

yeah... my sister in law works in a pharmacy that had it's basement completely flooded and previous records of highest water were obliterated in some cases by 2 meters or so

Gebrüder Zippie

the scarry thing is is it was in the city my grandma lives in

Praying for her

16:52

Hopefully she'll be fine

yeee shes fine shes on the 6th floor lol

16:56

she just doesnt have power and flowing water rn

Rip

Yeah, I hope she'll be ok

Well oof

17:36

But I mean.... as of now things are gonna get better.

i would make a joke about how she does have flowing water but

Lol

Brother Entropy

i would make a joke about how she does have flowing water but

not on the 6th floor, unless that flood is reeeeeeeeally bad

if the flood is gonna get that bad i will worry too, that maybe at 180 meters of hight above sea and the nearest flowing water being at 20m deeper than me as well as not being so bad, actually, the water might reach the neighbour 1 house down.... wait no, i hate that guy! please, flood, take his house away.

Brother Chipoff

not on the 6th floor, unless that flood is reeeeeeeeally bad

if the ground is fucked up enough it doesnt matter if you live on the 6th or 60th floor

guys

ye?

no com didnt get my secret stash coords

18:22

mdma

18:22

Sticker

okcool

18:22

the legendary UFO stash will continue

neither did the auth exploit afaik cause i didnt have prio

18:22

mdma

the auth exploit didnt affect me because I wasn't relevant, and that hasn't changed

lol.... Equilibrium 2 got breached with a no prio account, despite the fact some people there having prio

18:24

it's just dependend on how much autism energy the person who wants the coords has

18:24

is that exploit called no com? no comment? u fucking kidding me?

TheFunnCubes

is that exploit called no com? no comment? u fucking kidding me?

yeah lol

18:25

its a great name because you don't have to lie to anyone about it (edited)

18:25

"how did you get those coords?" "No comment"

Brother Chipoff

"how did you get those coords?" "No comment"

i have said these words dozens of times over the last year

i think it sucks. come on. it needs to have a descriptive name..... like auth exploit or Chunk dupe, or chunk ban or book ban....

nocom has a nice ring to it

TheFunnCubes

i think it sucks. come on. it needs to have a descriptive name..... like auth exploit or Chunk dupe, or chunk ban or book ban....

nocom

I just think of jared when i hear it since he leaked the name And then i go

(edited)

i hope that is temporary, till there is a patch

patched yetserday

x3

good

18:31

if you know how it works, please make up a better name

no

That name is in the vernacular, cant be changed lol

maybe random Coords exploit or BigPeePeeTime Exploit

18:31

nocom sucks

Brother Chipoff

nocom has a nice ring to it

I guess every super hero needs his theme music

18:32

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

18:32

THE CLOCKS TICKING I JUST COUNT THE HOURS

no, I should, but whatever.

Good thing the big peeepee missed my base, Peepee Pants City

TheFunnCubes

maybe random Coords exploit or BigPeePeeTime Exploit

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18:32

heres how i described it to hermeticlock

18:32

perhaps the "battleship exploit"?

The battlebus exploit

the Heat Map Exploit

Battleship Exploit sounds good, because for how i understand it from this it works like the game

18:33

heat map exploit is also ok, since it was displayed by that heat map

The Dectonic exploit

Battleships are stupid

18:34

Boats are stupid

18:34

Use planes

the Heat Map was the big meme when it was revealed

AIRSHIPS

big bro chacho

Battleships are stupid

quiet or i say Portugal=Brazil

doom

Dont make me use the H word, german boy

Hey, man. i am not trying to hide any fact. Both my grandpas were in the military in WWII, both at the eastern front

18:37

Mom's dad was a tank driver and ended up having a "chill time" in siberia for 4.5 years and dad's dad was a bomber pilot who survived being shot down 3 times.

18:37

i am not debating any facts, brochacho

18:37

18:37

i am not afraid of this

big bro chacho

Dont make me use the H word, german boy

whats the h word

H e c k

TheFunnCubes

Hey, man. i am not trying to hide any fact. Both my grandpas were in the military in WWII, both at the eastern front

I hope they didn't die

well they're both dead now (edited)

Brother leijurv

whats the h word

No comment

megatroll

TheFunnCubes

well they're both dead now (edited)

In the eastern front, that is

I'm going to say the d word if this continues (edited)

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well, no.... both my pearents got born after the war... if they died in the war i would've died with them

Jō

I'm going to say the d word if this continues (edited)

Donitz?

TheFunnCubes

heat map exploit is also ok, since it was displayed by that heat map

this is retarded

DEEZ NUTS

we did not even have a heatmap for years (edited)

18:39

lol

As in Karl Donitz, the leader of the kriegsmarine

yeah, i like battleship better (edited)

And the man who became the leader of Germany after hitlers death, and then started peace negotiations?

no comment is better

18:40

sorry honey

THE HEAT MAP!!!!!! 0NED DID NOT MENTION THE (((HEATMAP))) IT IS NOT REAL

that has been the name for 3 years

18:40

thats the name

i'm gonna call it that and if people dont understand that thats not my fault. nocom can suck my scrotum

alternative name: the discord has been compromised

Im gonna call germany chairland (named after chairs) Hopefully you understand in future discussions

honestly? this shit existed for 3 years?! (edited)

The 4th reich

18:41

(european union)

big bro chacho

(european union)

bow down, my subject

TheFunnCubes

honestly? this shit existed for 3 years?! (edited)

LOL

18:42

psure we had it for every degree of spawnmasons

18:42

troll

oof

18:43

thats 4 years?

yeah something like that

Screw you, im going to move to the uk in a few years

psure herm was still running the group when we found it so idk or it was slightly after ig

18:43

it was before terbin joined 2b2t even i believe (edited)

18:43

lol

big bro chacho

Screw you, im going to move to the uk in a few years

thats gonna be even more of an EU subject. come on...

or what

18:44

i looked at it

18:44

few months or weeks ago

ok?

18:45

wow. dont know how i should feel about that

Kinda bad faith ngl

well that escalated quickly

OOL how does exploit work?

appearently you go though random portals and somehow get approximations to coords in people's render distance

18:49

well.... thats what i copuld grasp from that meme convo

uh ok

18:49

still dont get it but ok xd

i dont think there will be much more explanation than that in general...

because its only patched i nspigot and not mc?

maybe someone who had it can give you an in deapth explanation

18:51

who knows

0x probably

i would say yeah

babbaj probably

18:51

rebane probably

18:51

xd

jared

maybe jurv too

jurv too

maybe iron

18:52

maybe

0Neb

no

18:55

as we say in germany: even a blind chicken finds a grain

TheFunnCubes

appearently you go though random portals and somehow get approximations to coords in people's render distance

no it literally is battleship

18:55

nothing more nothing less

18:55

you call out coordinates and 2b2t calls out "hit" or "miss"

jesus

nothing to do with nether portal that was just a meme

ahhhhhh okay

how do you call out coordinates

18:56

why does that work

Brother Tanaxis

how do you call out coordinates

you click a block

18:56

CPacketPlayerDigging

this is another reason why it should be called Battleship exploit.

and what does it return?

18:57

if you send that package

Brother Tanaxis

and what does it return?

• if the chunk is loaded, 2b2t says "no you can't dig there it's too far" • if the chunk is not loaded, 2b2t ignores you

18:57

ah cool

So yeah it is just battleship

ahhh okay. it says "false" or "fuck you"

so super easy to iterate ovr all chunks?

dang....... why does something like this even work

wel maybe not

so redstoner and brownmen could only come up with a brute force "ask every chunk in a spiral going out from 0,0", while we came up with the Highly Intelligent system that would follow people around efficiently

oh nvm its chunk so yh

there is a lot of chunks

Brother Tanaxis

so super easy to iterate ovr all chunks?

used to be, now the ratelimit is way too low, ever since 2019

thats "sucks" xd

19:00

kinda cool

19:00

is it like 2b only that returns nothing when it fails if unloaded

19:00

?

19:00

or is that every server/spigot/mc (edited)

this is every paper server

TheFunnCubes

wow. dont know how i should feel about that

Thats whay chamberlain said when Germany invaded Czechoslovakia

big bro chacho

Thats whay chamberlain said when Germany invaded Czechoslovakia

i thought he said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Probably that as well

TheFunnCubes

dang....... why does something like this even work

https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/commit/73b214a51571490249c92b8518758d66c8983743

Don't send digged block updates for unloaded chunks · PaperMC/Paper...

19:02

est july 12 2018

jesus....

big bro chacho

Probably that as well

i am not afraid ox will do me harm, cuz of reasons.... also because he seems to have been sitting on the coords for some time and even tells me about it... (edited)

TheFunnCubes

i thought he said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

https://youtu.be/_uk_6vfqwTA Minute 6:32

WW2 - OverSimplified (Part 1)

TheFunnCubes

i am not afraid ox will do me harm, cuz of reasons.... also because he seems to have been sitting on the coords for some time and even tells me about it... (edited)

I don't have a ww2 equivalent for thay

Brother leijurv

used to be, now the ratelimit is way too low, ever since 2019

so your heatmap video was before the ratelimit changed?

no

Brother leijurv

you call out coordinates and 2b2t calls out "hit" or "miss"

it doesnt say miss it just says nothing

Brother leijurv

no

damn

Bröther öats

so your heatmap video was before the ratelimit changed?

no, that video is of the system that we taught how to play battleship

19:06

really well

Unironically have watched that vid >10 times

with hundreds of ships that are all moving

Jō

Unironically have watched that vid >10 times

²

It's very pretty, and the tron music goes HARD

Brother leijurv

no, that video is of the system that we taught how to play battleship

prior to that, the spiral was good enough so there would be no need to be in the nether in the first place, no need to track people as they move around

19:08

video only exists because battleship tracker mode

Jō

It's very pretty, and the tron music goes HARD

angel_cat

cathearthow

share vid? didnt see yet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737054779582185522/864051484203286529/nocomment_teaser_trailer.mp4

Yeah that vid is beautiful

So true

my pc cant handle the 4k probably lmfao

is that real data or just random lines?

got some issue with my drone footage thats in 4k

TheFunnCubes

is that real data or just random lines?

That's what i thought when i watched it

Brother leijurv

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737054779582185522/864051484203286529/nocomment_teaser_trailer.mp4

Is each pixel a chunk?

I was like "is this real or did they just think it looked cool"

i mean... from the looks of it it doesnt look too unrealistic (edited)

19:16

it may as well be real data

Brother Rain

Is each pixel a chunk?

yes

19:16

and its nether

19:16

so u can do the math on how big this is

19:16

(500k overworld blocks from left to right) (edited)

which makes this basically a little bit like a horror movie

TheFunnCubes

is that real data or just random lines?

real haha

19:16

you can see nether roof freedom diggers

Brother leijurv

(500k overworld blocks from left to right) (edited)

I guessed that about, you can tell where the 5k ring road is

awesome

@Brother leijurv is it only when u broke blocks that it showed up?

no they ask if they can break a block

Ah

1. close enought => yes 2. no close enought chunk loaded = no 3. chunk unloaded = ... so you keep track of the none-answer of the server (edited)

is this a highway or something?

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i mean you can pretty much tell, when given the information that that is real data

19:19

everything that is bright is highly frequented

Brother Tanaxis

1. close enought => yes 2. no close enought chunk loaded = no 3. chunk unloaded = ... so you keep track of the none-answer of the server (edited)

yep

19:20

within 6 blocks of you = yes you can dig further than 6 blocks but still loaded = no you can't dig, put back that block further than 6 blocks and unloaded = <2b2t ignores the packet and sends nothing back> (edited)

Gebrüder Zippie

@Brother leijurv is it only when u broke blocks that it showed up?

no, it doesn't have anything to do with block breaking done by the targets

19:23

only the block breaking of the account doing the tracking

Ah then y was I overloading it?

19:25

you were the account doing the tracking

Leijurv whats up with these ominous smiles ASflushedotaku

ASflushedotaku

Omg was i tracking too?!

and what if you try to break an air block?

Bröther öats

and what if you try to break an air block?

air is no different from any other block

19:35

except it has ID 0

Jō

Omg was i tracking too?!

the tulpas all were

19:35

even when someone was fronting

Yay!!

yay

so if you're fronting and spamming dig packets, lol

19:36

that could push it over the limit

19:36

(until a patch for that was added to make it dynamic based on tulpa fronter dig speed)

tulpa nerdsinc calculator network

0Neb is a prophet

DAE remember 0neb's talk about posession

19:37

being posessed

19:37

(tulpa reference perhaps?)

oh my

19:37

tulpas posessed the entire server confirmed

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19:38

0NEB = PROPHET OF 2B2T

19:38

0NEB IS MUHAMMAD

Jō

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ognna

I'm just so proud of 0NEB for finally defeating the downfather cathearthow

cathearthow

idk if ive mentioned this but i gave 0neb the email/pass to xz_9 as a parting gift a little while back lol

19:41

he uses it now from time to time

so glad that neb was vindicated after all this time

Director Johnson: shidded and pissed and cummed on

o7

19:41

i wonder if 0neb would like to be honored in a fitmc video

Brother leijurv

i wonder if 0neb would like to be honored in a fitmc video

oh, they would LOVE it

0NEB has become one with xz_9

19:41

The Good ending

19:41

:^)

so cute

the memes of "you are xz_9" finally come true

cathearthow

19:43

Meanwhile at 0Neb's

19:44

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19:44

But how did 0Neb find out enough to start shitposting?

mdma

i mean the base was gonna get blown up anyway

19:46

if someone listened or not to him

TheFunnCubes

as we say in germany: even a blind chicken finds a grain

.

doom

0neb owns me and all 0neb omnipotent 0neb unkillable doom

doom

(edited)

You're just toxic 0Neb haters and unbelievers

19:47

FUD

19:47

Rodent abode is correct, and likewise unto myself

I wuv 0neb

nebulast122201

19:49

the all knowing

You forgot the 0 behind the name

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19:50

rare screenshot

19:51

(0neb deleted these messages seconds after herm took the ss)

Doctored

19:52

0neb doesn’t have to prove their sanity with a message like that they are more sane than any of us

0neb is actually a god tier troll unironically

19:53

I made an 0NEB appreciation group last year

19:53

A lot of people interacted with 0neb there in a small group, some actually became good friends with 0neb

19:54

0neb did not often break character, but 0neb is no more ill than anyone here

19:55

Deeply saddening, though, that neb is almost perpetually wearing a mask

Jō

Deeply saddening, though, that neb is almost perpetually wearing a mask

thats what the mask is

How are they actually? What values do they hold? Do they really survive on bread and water?

all jokes aside, I'm sure neb is under a lot of pressure to keep up the act

Brother leijurv

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Thats just another layer of schizophrenia

you can't just go from a year of schizoposting to normal

I have no idea about the answers to any of these tbh. The story of 0Neb is a personal tragedy. 0Neb sacrificed a lot to figure the truth of the Nerds inc calculator

exactly, don't act like you fully understand 0neb

remember, they are human just like the rest of us

0Neb is not just a prophet; 0Neb is the savior of 2b2t

I do feel bad for oneb I side with chipoff here

19:57

Most suck to have to keep up with an act for so long

19:57

Maybe oneb likes it, or likes the attention, but it must be exhausting

when I first joined this discord I tried wayyyy too hard to be funny to try and fit in

19:58

instead of just acting like I normally do

Im just genuinely retarded and people think I'm funny sometimes

Im sure many here put on acts tbh, and not to be malicious

mdma

Thats life

Jō

Im sure many here put on acts tbh, and not to be malicious

100%

Theres a difference between trying to be funny and acting like someone else to be funny

I have pretended to be a nut for the last 6 years

20:00

I am actually a human male

yes

WTF

Jō

I am actually a human male

yooo wtf

20:01

my worldview just got flipped on its head

Probably a nut in another capacity, but we chillin

wtf imposter coconut

Sussy!

next you'll tell me bread loafs isn't a loaf of bread

NO!

20:01

IT CANT BE!

3:

nooooo

That's what the point of the coconut is...

a hole is a hole

catflushed_swirl

3

No matter where you go

20:02

A patty is a patty

broder lampa

a hole is a hole

What about your ears

This is surely sooooo

20:03

And fries

20:03

Should be fries

20:03

Either wayyyyy

20:03

THIS KITCHENS NOT A HOOME

20:03

THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOWW

aaa

cat_cowboy

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THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAMMME WITHOUT YOUUUUU

Heartwarming

https://youtu.be/lUAUdG8QhSc

This Grill Is Not A Home (Lyrics)

20:04

Powerful lyrics

Shivering rn

f is for friends

V is for vietnam

20:05

W is for war crimes in vietnam commited by american troops

D is for Deez Nutty

who is deez

Its actually dease

deez golem

I do not know

Dease is pepsi boys name

20:06

Confirm? @Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

20:06

The CIA killed him....

20:06

He knew about the ddwd

big bro chacho

He knew about the ddwd

hello sir could you perchance inform me on what this "ddwd" is???? thank you!!

I cant tell you, i dont want the CIA to kill you

20:08

All you need to know is that it's similar to the broup (edited)

Jō

I have pretended to be a nut for the last 6 years

I pretended to be me, but I am actually you.

I pretended to live in Portugal, but i actually i live inside of your walls

I am the egg man We're all egg men I am the walrus GOO GOO GJOOB (edited)

I mean.... think about it... going from the philosophical standpoint of solipsism this statement makes sense.

LOL

I mean.... my statement

Nono, youre not real

I just needed the time to find out that it was called solipsism that I meant

My statement is the correct one

Jō

Nono, youre not real

Haha! Jokes on you. I'm a brain in the void and I dreamed you up.

WTF NOT TRUE!!!! I'm the brain in the void

20:18

What if we're ALL the brain? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sufi_metaphysics#Wa%E1%B8%A5dat_al-Wuj%C5%ABd_(unity_of_existence)

Sufi metaphysics

Sufi metaphysics is centered on the concept of وحدة waḥdah "unity" or توحيد tawhid. Two main Sufi philosophies prevail on this topic. Waḥdat al-wujūd literally means "the Unity of Existence" or "the Unity of Being." Wujūd "existence, presence" here refers to God. On the other hand, waḥdat ash-shuhūd, meaning "Apparentism" or "Monotheism of Witne...

I said it first. Also I am not seeing from your eyes so it is obviously me

Jō

What if we're ALL the brain? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sufi_metaphysics#Wa%E1%B8%A5dat_al-Wuj%C5%ABd_(unity_of_existence)

That just sounds like solipsism with musti personality disorder.

I cum therefor I cum

Cum

Whale cum

My line stfu

did you guys know a muslim mathematician wrote a book in 9th century named "Kitab Al-Jabr" from which the word "Algebra" derived

Yes!

Al-Jabr

20:20

epic

I love arabian culture :)

Brother Todarac

did you guys know a muslim mathematician wrote a book in 9th century named "Kitab Al-Jabr" from which the word "Algebra" derived

I didn't know that specifically, but I knew it came from the Arab language.

Especially Lebanese

20:20

Lebanon ROCKS

10th-12th century arabia is certified epic but then the mongols ruined it

Jō

Lebanon ROCKS

Especially when you commit adultery

Jō

Lebanon ROCKS

LEBANON IS THE BOMB (i know it wasnt a bomb) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1P5cVMxhyI (edited)

Massive Explosion In Lebanon Kills Dozens, Injures Thousands | NBC ...

So very bad pattern ive noticed

20:50

The last two shortbus bases

20:51

Beirut and Gaza

20:51

The day after Beirut was founded, the explosion happened

ddwd

Gaza, maybe a couple weeks later, hostilities renewed

Let me guess. Last base, founded a week ago was called NRW?

20:52

20:52

Nah havent started any

That would be the part of germany experiencing flooding rn

I mean I live within the area with the heaviest rainfall...... but on a big hill so I'm fine, despite the fact my tap water is brimming with chlorine now.... (edited)

I am officially double dosed

22:23

Full 5G here we come

Awesome PIGS Squealing

Grunting

Rooting

Truffling

Oinking Piggie

ßrother LordNo.

I am officially double dosed

I will get my shit at 08.07. (edited)

22:29

The second of course.

What if baritone understood the concept of highways

@Brother Raaanch watch out

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The race is on

ufo

@Brother Raaanch watch out

Damn! you archived a lot of shit.I never check the standings but them numbers getting big!

ive been passed

Sticker

im at 130 or something

23:09

127

I don’t archive any of my books on the bot

02:12

Too much work

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02:21

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

02:21

WE GOT HIM

haunting photos taken moments before disaster

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02:23

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Brother Todarac

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Brother Chipoff

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was literally thinking this when i read that lmfao

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/olq6hf/leijurv_bedtrap_how/

r/2b2t - Leijurv bedtrap HOW

25 votes and 10 comments so far on Reddit

02:54

this is what happens when i let others onto my tulpa

02:54

facepalm

lul

Brother leijurv

https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/olq6hf/leijurv_bedtrap_how/

user error

I drink your milkshake

04:21

I remember the day this came out in 2013

(edited)

this is like an anime opening

ikr??

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wow

Kek

05:50

Boss sponsorship

We all know the story of 2b's popbob, The thunder hack, coord exploit, good griefing job. But here is a tale to make your heart throb, The sad untold truth of long arm popbob. Griefing! Griefing! These bases all over! To him, it's a game! Red rover, red rover. Players unknowing, they build in peace. They see a long arm and get filled with dis ease. 30, 40, nay FIFTY meters long! You don't want to be there when he comes along. His arm, it expands, and it stretches out quick! Destroying, Destroying, large bases with it. It leaves quite a mess, one you can't mop. Curses! Curses! You long arm pop! I'll never forgive you, you say with a charm, And then from your vision, extends out an arm. Popbob you long armed fiend, go away! Popbob looks at you, smiles, and he says NAY! Out stretches his arm, for one last large blast. This is what happens when you research the past. The moral of this, of the long armed popbob, Is to befriend everyone, even the mob. Spread this to others, have them hear the word! And share this with everyone, However absurd.

Brave statement

Pfizer vaccin2 is like a little hangover with high temperature

13:03

Atleast for me

you must be a batch before me

13:05

im in like two weeks

Remember to connect to the smart vaccine with bluetooth after getting the vaccine to see your status

imagine not being fully vaxxed lol

13:52

also imagine not getting covid while fully vaxxed PES_Cry

PES_Cry

Covid mutates after every infection, vaccine is useless

Won’t catch me getting micro chipped by big tech

13:54

doom

Get your vaccine drink your tap water doom

doom

KittyPat

Drink your corn syrup

doom

Brother Entropy

you must be a batch before me

I went earlier cause of reserve list

15:17

Reservelijst dus xd

Kalju

Covid mutates after every infection, vaccine is useless

Could say that from every vaccin lol

worst case covid becomes like the flu

15:18

(for which we vaccinate)

15:18

the thing is

15:19

even if it mutates, when having an immunoresponse for members of its family, you will respond better

15:19

people responded really bad to the first one cause their bodies have never seen a threat that resembles it

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15:24

i need to shut up

15:25

ive said too much already

15:25

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15:26

how do i search for terbin

15:28

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15:29

if typing in this discord was a competition i would be winning

15:29

Sticker

Sadly itbisnt

15:31

It isnt*

im proud of my achievement (edited)

I mean you could say it is

i cant find anyone with more

15:32

terbin was the only other one i thought might

15:32

or todarac

15:32

or entropy

15:32

but theyre all less

15:32

leijurvs is high tho

15:33

@Brother Entropy make a graph bitch

15:33

on who talks the most in the masons

you do it https://app.datawrapper.de/chart/f2udN/upload

15:34

that site is actually really cool ive been using it a bit

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https://www.datawrapper.de/

Datawrapper: Create charts, maps, and tables

Create interactive, responsive & beautiful data visualizations with the online tool Datawrapper — no code required.

15:35

takes csv in

k bitch

yeah... take the cvs

15:37

all the way in

we should ban anyone who hasnt typed over 50k messages

15:53

mdma

15:59

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15:59

fixed

16:03

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16:03

@Brother Entropy making charts is fun

16:04

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How does mini talk more than me

sus

2

owned

How does rathause talk more than me

mdma

2

owned

i've never even heard a rat speak

16:08

fluently

just be like me and comment on everything anyone says

ok will do

16:09

like this?

then I'll get to 50k

16:09

yes

nice

16:09

gg

my next goal by 2022 is 100k

16:09

let's go

i'll catch up to rat in no time

16:09

doing great job so far

it is time

it's a competition now

.

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16:10

.

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.

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.

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.

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.

16:10

.

Joey first Mason to get mute role

16:10

smh

.

16:10

.

16:10

.

16:10

.

16:10

.

16:10

EZ

mute

16:10

mute him now

Joey just talk fast

mdma

and a lot

16:10

and emojis

he's trying to pad his stats

i will

16:10

talk

and stickers

like

and

thos

16:10

this*

images

16:10

yea

16:11

every

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damn

kek

poggegresrs

problem?

we need to get another stat check later today

no

nope

STOP THE COUNT!!!

recall

Brother DarkX

we need to get another stat check later today

I will make leijurv make auto stat checker bot

nice

16:13

NEW CHANNEL

poop

prolly just got in the bot channel

who?

16:17

when

kek

how does ox have so much wtf

testing bots etc?

17:12

having them output as his account initially

testing dn theory

What’s dn

mdma

2

ufo

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Bad data because it doesn't count highly active channel #tesla-owners-only

Brother leijurv

Bad data because it doesn't count highly active channel #tesla-owners-only

not my fault (edited)

18:32

I'll add you to the Google sheets

18:32

if ud like to add those

Yes mine should be 40927 (or, with this message, 40928)

Brother leijurv

Yes mine should be 40927 (or, with this message, 40928)

I need the other members amount talked in that channel too

18:34

that will only fix urs

18:34

which won't fix the problem

+83 from lordno

18:35

+8 from mothra

Flex

18:52

I wana see the new chart now

I'm too lazy

19:04

trolled

Sticker

19:14

@ufo I would still be curious to see the result for all past brothers

19:14

assuming you can get the data

i can

19:14

just lazy

19:14

mdma

19:14

have you tried not being lazy?

never

mdma

Awesome PIGS Squealing

Grunting

Rooting

Truffling

Oinking Piggie

Awesome PIGS Squealing

Grunting

Rooting

Truffling

Oinking Piggie

Awesome PIGS Squealing

Grunting

Rooting

Truffling

Oinking Piggie

Awesome PIGS Squealing pig2 Grunting pig2 Rooting pig2 Truffling pig2 Oinking Piggie

Jō

Awesome PIGS Squealing pig2 Grunting pig2 Rooting pig2 Truffling pig2 Oinking Piggie

sad!

pig2

Rage harder

22:07

Bigot

22:07

These pigs are just as piggy u_u

Welcome @big bro chacho spawnmason

spawnmason

(edited)

Congrats Brochacho

@big bro chacho I was forced to say yes

22:25

Congrats

owned

22:25

thanks

congrats @big bro chacho !

thanks

22:35

!

I forgor

congrats @big bro chacho

thanks

eh cba

eh cba

eh cba (edited)

22:56

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlsFgDjyePc

Butter on a pop-tart song from Family Guy.

22:57

this song popped back into my head today

22:57

i still love it

POV: you’re a fan of dream smp

23:03

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the fact that you keep finding these makes me think that this is your POV

^

catflushed_8bit

https://twitter.com/average_mcyt

Average mcyt stans (@average_mcyt)

I showcase the worst of mcyt (mainly gross people, the name average just stuck) | alt: @mcytaverages

Tweets

1176

Followers

41922

23:07

K

Why

Cope

23:09

Clearly a dream Stan

in the gallows

23:10

or the ghetto

23:10

in the town

23:10

or the meadow

23:10

in the pillows

23:10

or even over the sun

23:10

every end of the time is another begun

Brother Dectonic

Clearly a dream Stan

not a true dream stan (not friends on discord)

thistbh

1

Dream is a d word

@ufo how many messages does Brochacho have since he was initiated? mdma

mdma

idk I'm on mobile

23:55

@Worshipful

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Why

23:58

eh cba

eh cba

eh cba

Brother leijurv

not a true dream stan (not friends on discord)

Nah you’re a dream friend

eh chba

00:03

cba

00:03

fuck

00:03

also you're not Canadian so you don't get to say "eh"

You’re not from the United States so you can’t speak

whenever im talking to ranch or lordno and i notice the "eh" i go "god they really are canadian huh"

00:05

and also weird pronunciation of certain syllables

I love all Canadians cathearthow

cathearthow

what about Canadian pedophiles

What about Canadians that have killed people?

that's fine

What about Canadians that are Canadian?

that's eh

The aforementioned demographics do not exist

00:08

Excepting the most recent

i dont understand the eh cba stuff

^

cba = cant be asked https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=can%27t%20be%20asked

Urban Dictionary: can't be asked

Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.

eh cba

or

00:10

cant be assed

00:10

aka cant be bothered

00:10

to do something

yes that i know

eh cba

but why say it like a meme

Aka you’re homosexual

what

Cock and ball atrocities

because it looks like nonsense when you first look at it

00:11

imo

00:11

looks like a typo

cock and ball crimes against ballmanity

00:11

nooooo

https://http.cat/

API for HTTP Cats

CAT

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CAT(erpiller)

00:18

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https://http.cat/293 (edited)

00:19

im going insane and i give up (edited)

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https://discord.com/channels/343851086026637313/621770507234181151/858856036504961065 @Brother Entropy me and dectonic making fun of brochaco for saying this

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eh

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eat the bath salts goy

Tf

eh

cba

todays fit video: live grief and BTFOing of a base todays salc1 video: advertising for the shit item shops and encouraging people to buy from them and make more shops

04:44

and people still think fit sucks?

Wasn’t sal in here

04:48

Where he go

04:48

@SalC1

04:49

There you are

Lol I literally blurred out any mention of a shop name for that exact reason

my homie sal said multiple times

04:56

"don't do this"

04:56

"never do this"

04:56

"you will get scammed"

04:56

"consider myself lucky"

04:56

"it defeats the purpose of actually playing on 2b2t"

i still believe your vid will cause an increase in shop activity

05:02

this was nothing but a positive spotlight

05:03

doesnt matter that you censored shop names, you told your viewers where they can find the shops, in 2b2t chat, and you still showed the names of the people running the shops, and now they can use your video as advertisement or a seal of authenticity or something

Overdosing on these red pills redpill

redpill

Imagine knowing what the 2b you tubers are making videos about

But the question is

05:24

Who gives a fuck?

05:24

Sals gotta eat

lol pepsi

08:05

hes not encouraging people to do it. Hes actively saying the opposite in fact

08:06

just because you dont like the shops doesnt mean they dont exist in the chat

08:06

theyre fucking everywhere, Ive had to convince ufo to NOT turn the ufo stash into a shop

08:07

sals video is just showing the process to the masses, it wont encourage or stop people from doing it anyways

it is advertisement, it tells people there exists shops that you can buy from for those unaware (which are more people than you might think)

pointing out that the shops exist is not an advertisement. the closest analogy I can think of is leveling / gold buying services for MMOs like world of warcraft

08:31

you will never convince me that "certain people didnt know that these services existed before this video"

08:31

they have always been around and they always will be

yeah exactly, and if sal doesn't "advertise" them in his video, all the 10 year olds will still see the ads for shops in the 2b2t chat anyway

maybe if he got scammed the video would have been good

08:41

but the fact that he displayed multiple successful transactions is not cured by the fact he said "lol dont do this"

08:42

now his young viewers know that some of them are infact not a scam, and they also know who to go to because he couldnt bother censoring names

90% of his underage/young viewers won't have their own paypal accounts to begin with so they will need to go beg for Daddy's Money™ which he likely will never agree to anyway lol

08:45

anyone who has their own paypal account is over 18, and if they are over 18 and get scammed on 2b buying from a sketchy shop then that's their own fault and a life lesson :3

BottleCapBrony

anyone who has their own paypal account is over 18, and if they are over 18 and get scammed on 2b buying from a sketchy shop then that's their own fault and a life lesson :3

Not rly I’ve had a PayPal account for 3 years and I only just turned 18

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

now his young viewers know that some of them are infact not a scam, and they also know who to go to because he couldnt bother censoring names

you seem bothered that these shops deliver on what they advertise. They wouldn't make money, and they wouldnt be around if they didnt

09:00

People wouldnt spend the time advertising and selling if this wasnt profitable

09:01

The way I view sals video is more of a piece of investigative journalism, and not an ad

09:03

Again this is the problem MMOs have, its almost impossible to stop these people from selling what they have for real world money

The profit motive and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

+

10:11

+

10:11

+

Brother Todarac

hes not encouraging people to do it. Hes actively saying the opposite in fact

Tell a child something and then tell them not to do it

10:34

Do you seriously think they wont do it?

BottleCapBrony

90% of his underage/young viewers won't have their own paypal accounts to begin with so they will need to go beg for Daddy's Money™ which he likely will never agree to anyway lol

So not true, how dp you think they all get prio, it needs a visa linked paypal

probably a few months into joining 2b server, i bought some stuff from virl's shop mainly building blocks, items that were "hard" to obtain (beacons, end items, totems, gapps, unbreakable armor) bought a shulk of each, found a base location in the millions and duped them with a donkey did a lot of grinding for standard stuff and duped that shit too

Brother DarkX

probably a few months into joining 2b server, i bought some stuff from virl's shop mainly building blocks, items that were "hard" to obtain (beacons, end items, totems, gapps, unbreakable armor) bought a shulk of each, found a base location in the millions and duped them with a donkey did a lot of grinding for standard stuff and duped that shit too

virl made so much money

12:19

i feel like buying to dupe is just you know, the 2b2t microtransaction

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Brother Tanaxis

So not true, how dp you think they all get prio, it needs a visa linked paypal

No you don't

12:58

My paypal doesn't have any creditcard and hause still takes my money

yee u dont need visa (edited)

Teamspeak Is Better

virl made so much money

He did

12:59

Asylum made tons of money

yeee you make sooo much money from running a shop

Going to the mall with my mom is the ultimate sitting in an armchair experience

Gebrüder Zippie

yeee you make sooo much money from running a shop

Rich boi

13:00

@[HR/PR/G] Rebane v3 you were asking why i didnt like aodrael the other day

13:01

I just added this to my list of reasons

13:01

https://youtu.be/hoR4qLk-CGo

aodrael goons calling me

13:01

Hes not a good fellow

13:04

Mangoo

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fruitloop

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Mlemp

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

and people still think fit sucks?

Yes.

doom

big bro chacho

No you don't

hm alright, i thought it didnt accept my 2b paypal cause of that, so money on paypal is good or just a bank linked to it?

Brother Tanaxis

hm alright, i thought it didnt accept my 2b paypal cause of that, so money on paypal is good or just a bank linked to it?

It was probably because you didn't have enough balance

15:32

You get the credit card prompt when your account doesn't have enough funds

15:32

But some websites, discord included, require a credit card

I did tho, sweet money from item selling :>

Y’all still playing block game?

15:57

Lol

I play block game as many hours per week as I work

15:59

doom

Congratulations @big bro chacho btw.... didt see until now.

oh congrats!

Yay i can finally do this... >@TheFunnCubes calls me Brazilian >It's totally pointless and seems to be becoming a meme he does >Hey funncubes, do you want me to speak for kicking you this coming saturday because you dont contribute anything to this group even for guest standards?

16:30

mdma

mdma

6

Haha! That's honestly the best copy pasta ever.

16:33

U gotta admit that I really did a better job at that than anyone could have forseen. That's why the flood spared my house.

16:34

And arguably only affected my sister in law who can be an ass sometimes.

16:36

So yeah. If there is a god (which..... no, but let's pretend there is) he wants me to stay in business.

16:36

Wait.... that makes me a prophet somehow.

16:37

So uhhh.... prophecy: futsin will be the next initiate

0Neb is the only prophet smh

Come on. 0Neb I a blind chicken.

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So true

Jō

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https://youtu.be/aAzIRaQVbeo

Help I can’t shit no more

On a date

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19:02

Kinda nervous

shoot her

pat her

take your meds

19:04

shes not real

flip the table.

pat14

Eat ya fries before they get soggy.

yeah that ice must have melted by now

Brother Donald🦔

yeah that ice must have melted by now

She drank it all

big bro chacho

shes not real

THEN HOW WOULD U HAVE TAKEN THE PICTURE

19:54

check mate atheists

didnt need to see this

22:44

doom

pain

like this

do that to like every video rain has sent pls

https://youtu.be/hhMAt3BluAU

Trump's Biggest Failure

23:05

This video is BASED OUT OF SPACE

23:05

Have you watched it? @Brother Todarac

dude

23:07

Ive seen that video like 3 times now

23:07

its actually great

23:07

its like not even about trump for 90% of the video

Yeah ik

23:08

Amazing clickbait for an amazing video

23:08

He's only like 5% of the video but i bet it's the reason why 99% of people clicked

23:09

@Jō you should watch

23:09

I think you'd like it catflushed_swirl

catflushed_swirl

god why is this AN HOUR LONG

whats it about

23:12

and it is based or bluepilled libtardpilled

its about china

23:17

its like 90% about china

23:17

and its a little foreboding too

23:18

and its not really biased towards trumpets or the libs

23:18

atleast I think? Its mainly just some views of history, and him extrapolating forwards

I posted that vid like 546 days ago

PROOVE IT

wtf

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23:25

mods

23:25

waht is this?

catflushed

catflushed_8bit

catflushed_swirl

remidns me of F.A.S.T

@Brother Dectonic @broder lampa @Brother leijurv

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Brother leijurv

yes

I was confused until I realized it's in 4k eeeee

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00:07

time to rewatch everyone! :D

00:12

oh nvm the original vid was in 4k lol

ufo

@Brother Dectonic @broder lampa @Brother leijurv

shrigma fungus

1

@ufo 2022: universal cereal bus heart_eyes_cat_BOLD

heart_eyes_cat_BOLD

heart_eyes_cat_BOLD

heart_eyes_cat_BOLD

heart_eyes_cat_BOLD

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@Brother Rathause is this u?

I'm not that cool (edited)

sorry, this is you right?

Brother Rathause

I'm not that cool (edited)

That’s a child

FUCK

Brother Rain

sorry, this is you right?

yes

00:56

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608384051841073183/866468390772015114/raingetsezd.mp4

rain uh what the fuck

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minecraftheart

1

mango!!!

01:11

hi!!!

01:11

mango11

AWWWWWW

01:12

Look at how happy Mango is. I haven't such happiness since the Pringles incident.

Mango loves unhealthy foo

01:13

d

mango - food

@Jō BIRDS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD

cold_sweat

this bird is a friend cathearthow

cathearthow

https://2b2t.miraheze.org/wiki/Todarac

03:38

oofplux just redid my page!!!! (edited)

03:38

very epic

Epic todarac lore

03:43

Very nice

he said negative_entropy was "next on the list"

03:45

very ominous

03:45

but also entropys page is sooooo empty

Dang no kidding, its super brief

Where Dectonic wiki page

03:49

Jk

03:49

I know it’s on joeys list cathearthow

cathearthow

List is on backburner, other stuffs come up

03:51

same, I need to do more wiki things

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03:53

I just took this Certified Dank Ass Screenshot™️ for my page

Im so proud of you

Brother Todarac

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That’s my base

Whoever updated my skin to this on the wiki is a king

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Brother Todarac

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Where is that?

my base from 2016-2019

04:41

you can see entropys Tower of Sauron in the background

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04:57

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ahahaahah

04:57

chill wtf

114 ss lol

04:59

i sent him

oofplux wrote this on my page from a convo I had with him

04:59

regarding summermelon:

04:59

It was Todarac's first experience with "Real 2b2t" and got him out of his singleplayer with chat bubble. After the grief, the builders asked him if he wanted to be apart of their next project, but he rejected the offer as he wanted to keep working on Turrim. In retrospect, Todarac said that decision "made him want to fucking kill himself since they were inviting him to Mu in 2017", unknown to him at the time.

lol https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/comments/omdi7y/the_new_state_of_2b2t_chat/

r/2b2t - The new state of 2b2t chat

86 votes and 28 comments so far on Reddit

ahahah

Lol

05:24

Absolute moment

Brother Entropy

god why is this AN HOUR LONG

Watch it entropy boy

I found

12:49

A real discord moderator account

12:49

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12:50

doom

doom

Brother Rain

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i think anyone can get that badge from completing https://discord.com/moderation

Discord Moderator Academy

A comprehensive resource for learning about moderation and managing online communities.

Brother Rain

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guys we swear not all of our moderators are furries (edited)

13:45

doom

I just found a recording of @Brother Todarac saying he would vote yes for phi

sus

2

13:46

highly sus

how he doesnt have this lightsaber thohttps://youtu.be/kgSylgBFi-I?t=103

Star Wars: Modern Lightsaber Battle

@entropyanndroid mdma

mdma

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@Brother Dectonic

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big bro chacho

@Brother Dectonic

Ant eaters

cats obv

mdma

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Troll mode

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17:18

https://www.reddit.com/r/constantiam/comments/on5ks9/socks_with_flip_flops_announcing_the_only/

r/constantiam - Socks... with flip flops?! Announcing the ONLY camp...

28 votes and 13 comments so far on Reddit

AHHHHHH im sick for the first time in 1.5 years

17:53

:((((

ever buy prio just to load a pearl

18:32

Sticker

nooooo

https://www.pcgamer.com/au/war-thunder-fan-says-tank-is-inaccurate-leaks-classified-military-documents-to-prove-it/

War Thunder fan says tank is inaccurate, leaks classified military ...

The player posted secret info about the UK's Challenger 2 tank to prove that War Thunder's modeling is wrong.

based

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19:03

https://namemc.com/profile/Dogjack.3

Dogjack | Minecraft Profile

Check the availability of Minecraft names, look up the name history of Minecraft accounts, view Minecraft skins in 3D, convert UUIDs, and much more!

19:04

Had to get it on one of my alts

ufo

ever buy prio just to load a pearl

Yes, and when the pearl loading account logged in to a blown up stash I quit and told hause I bought prio in the wrong account

ßrother LordNo.

Yes, and when the pearl loading account logged in to a blown up stash I quit and told hause I bought prio in the wrong account

no way

19:19

MDMA

Yup

19:19

Sad day because it was a big stash

ufo

ever buy prio just to load a pearl

Almost every month...

Withers everywhere named “Fuck You”

ßrother LordNo.

Withers everywhere named “Fuck You”

thats so mean i will avenge you

ufo

ever buy prio just to load a pearl

In fact yes. I bought prio for someone else to load one before.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/china-threatens-to-nuke-japan-if-country-intervenes-in-taiwan-conflict/news-story/d9af14dc6b90628082e79ab4c77629e1

‘Surrender’: China’s ‘crazy’ nuclear threat

“We will use nuclear bombs first. We will use nuclear bombs continuously. We will do this until Japan declares unconditional surrender for the second time,” a threatening video circulated among official Chinese Communist Party channels warns.

19:56

when the china is sus

big bro chacho

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/china-threatens-to-nuke-japan-if-country-intervenes-in-taiwan-conflict/news-story/d9af14dc6b90628082e79ab4c77629e1

can't wait man

ufo

ever buy prio just to load a pearl

more often than I would like to admit lol. the convenience is just too good

snugglebugaj

I just found a recording of @Brother Todarac saying he would vote yes for phi

alright, what year

2017

20:57

he legit had to explain to me one time

20:57

that phi is not the right person to let in

20:57

when i didnt really know them much

yeah....

20:57

no

20:58

phi is getting a no

mdma

zippie were talking 3 years ago

even 3 years ago it would have been a no

20:58

lol

it was

kk

i just didnt know him lol

wasnt that arround the sasha time?

Brother Todarac

alright, what year

2018

uhhh

21:01

https://youtu.be/N8_YQ7_Jo8k?t=225

snugglebugaj

2018

okay this explains everything

big bro chacho

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/china-threatens-to-nuke-japan-if-country-intervenes-in-taiwan-conflict/news-story/d9af14dc6b90628082e79ab4c77629e1

They should know that if they do this everyone else will do it to them

Would be epic

i broke my headphones

21:08

im trying to glue them back together

big bro chacho

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/china-threatens-to-nuke-japan-if-country-intervenes-in-taiwan-conflict/news-story/d9af14dc6b90628082e79ab4c77629e1

this is exactly what its like when a country denounces you in civ

My words are backed with nuclear weapons

Jō

My words are backed with nuclear weapons

~Ghandi

you all know about overworld bed offset right?

21:35

well...

21:35

in the End it doesn't even matter

@big bro chacho https://youtu.be/aezel8OcKJg

creative_name_here

Hector Salamanca's Sigma Grindset

Hector is top sigma

21:37

He's doing the @Sister Пепси Мальчик (male) grindset

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697784539396702308/866557683884883968/fUjDhgAPaegxGVbq.mp4

Brother Scribble

in the End it doesn't even matter

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

yeshello

3

broder lampa

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697784539396702308/866557683884883968/fUjDhgAPaegxGVbq.mp4

i've never seen britfish before

@Brother Todarac

22:46

@Brother Todarac

22:46

@Brother Todarac

22:46

@Brother Todarac

22:46

@Brother Todarac

22:46

@Brother Todarac

WHAT

@Brother Todarac

Brother Todarac

WHAT

can you post catflushed png

22:57

full size

22:57

i want to make it a sticker

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22:59

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22:59

highest res ones I have surprisingly (edited)

Sticker

23:01

Sticker

23:01

Sticker

23:01

Sticker

ufocrossing starter pack

so true

catflushedtulpamdmadomm

noob question but what is the autoattack named on forgehax

aimbot

nice ty

odd question dose baritone work on a horse other then a straight line?

it gets big unhappy

no

00:39

it does not

dang found a horse in the nether and was wanting to take it out too my stash

it wants to be at normal y level

it does for me

00:39

:Ɛ

it can work on the highway ok but did not want to trust it

on highways has tended to be fine for me

same just did not want to risk more then that with this account

00:44

might just stash the pony a few k of the highway for a rainy day

00:45

but this is about 200k nether from 00 so not sure how useful that would be

up to you really, they can go through portals again

they can!? fuck so out of sync with the new meta

00:53

then will just ride it untill i am tired of keeping an eye on it.

i only found out myself last week

00:55

so nice ethough

noted

help

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02:27

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02:27

@Brother DarkX kill me kill me

Bwahahaha

02:29

Awww, hi Rathause How are you doing

Brother Rathause

@Brother DarkX kill me kill me

He misses you

End me

Can we invite him to a lodge meeting one time?

02:30

Lol

02:31

I guess I better continue playing on X_yl He doesn't know that account

who the f uck is that lol

Gabs12

02:43

One of BSB's former members

02:44

He was in CT for awhile Good builder but makes terrible choices in groups to join, people that he gives access to his acct (edited)

Think toast or whatever the guys name is

02:49

Toastbasket

02:49

Fuck

02:50

Toastiest

laziest toast?

Yes

he was on const yesterday asking for contact with oremonger

Should have just messaged whatever alt oremonger was online with doom

doom

02:51

Cuz he’s always fucking online doom

doom

02:51

Like Jesus if James just banned oremonger the lag would cease to exist

new meta is disguising lag machines as good faith vanilla machines

gabs12 is kinda retarded no offense to them lol

make a giant mob farm with 5000 hoppers

why is there a furry sex game on newgrounds

welcome to newgrounds

help

03:23

WJAT IS THIS

03:23

WHY DOES UIT ECIST

people

03:24

people do people things

03:24

all types of people things

WHY IS THE ASS AND BOOBIES SO BIG

Dude what the fuck

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/799586

Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure

Suction Cup Man is sued and taken to court for his sucky crimes!

FOUR

03:40

what are these people doing

God, i love piemations

03:45

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/799014

Suction Cup Man: Remastered

Episode 1, reanimated to match the rest of the series

RAIN

06:30

what the FUCK do you mean why is there porn on newgrounds

06:30

it has been this way since like 2005

06:31

its why I wasnt allowed to go to newgrounds when I was in middle school

Brother Todarac

it has been this way since like 2005

it has been this way since she was born

WTF WHY IS THERE PORNOGRAPHY ON PORNHUB??? (this is merely conjecture as pornographic materials are in violation of the PVG TOS)

Ban porn

thistbh

1

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Saving and using this

13:50

@Brother Rathause

Nooooooo

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God I love landlords

https://twitter.com/benandjerrys/status/1417128875075719172?s=21

Ben & Jerry's (@benandjerrys)

Ben & Jerry’s will end sales of our ice cream in the Occupied Palestinian Territory. Read our full statement: https://t.co/2mGWYGN4GA

Retweets

15691

Likes

72847

14:38

No more ice cream for """israelis"""

14:38

nooooo

NooooMePizzaaaaaa

Wtf

14:41

Haha get fucked Palestinians no more ice cream

No

14:44

Occupied Palestinian territory = Israel

14:44

Not Palestine

right, so ben and jerry's is based

We did it guys, the conflict is over

14:45

Israel will have to cave in now

14:45

Losing ben and jerrys will break the camels back

14:45

brochacho. what about Crimea

You mean part of the Russian federation?

14:45

mdma

14:46

I see no problem there mdma

mdma

mdma

mdma

mdma

mdma

what abour Kashhmir?

Idk what that is

google. disputed between india, china and pakistan

Russia is malding over Ukraine E X I S T I N G (edited)

14:47

So they took Crimea

14:47

Idk if they'll make any more advancements into Ukraine

TheFunnCubes

google. disputed between india, china and pakistan

Ah

14:48

India and China arent too friendly

14:48

Didnt they have a fight at their borders a while back

14:48

A few soldiers died

idk. solve the dispute who's is it?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/02/19/asia/china-indian-border-casualty-intl-hnk/index.html

4 Chinese soldiers died in bloody India border clash last year, Chi...

China has revealed that four of its People's Liberation Army (PLA) soldiers were killed during a bloody hand-to-hand battle with Indian troops on the two countries' disputed border high in the Himalayas in June 2020.

TheFunnCubes

idk. solve the dispute who's is it?

Idk enough on the matter to speak on the subject

want an easier one? Hala’ib. who's is it?

14:49

or even better. Bir Tawil

But about Crimea, it is ukranian territory occupied by russian forces, and Russia has sovereignty over it

14:50

So it is Russian

Isn't china about to blow Japan up

no

Those are empty threats

Damnit

They wouldn't start a world war over Japan

They could

Its more likely to happen over taiwan

it's like kim jong un saying he wants to burn down washington

Even better

TheFunnCubes

it's like kim jong un saying he wants to burn down washington

He could

China WILL take taiwan

14:51

It will happen

14:51

Its up to nato whether they want to get involved

14:51

And start a world war

I just want a nuke to drop so I can say I was around when a nuke dropped

Brother Dectonic

He could

he could do that, but the next thing wiped off the map would be the entirety of north korea

I don't think you'll be around if a nuke drops

not really. no

Isnt america full of bunkers

14:52

Like, every state has a shit ton of bunkers i think

Yes

But again there's nukes designed to break into bunkers too

14:52

mdma

My building has a ww2 bunker

14:52

Still full of the old stuff

I don't think that will do much for you (edited)

Nah if a nuke drops I'm going outside and watching it drop

14:53

No reason for me to run and try to survive

14:53

If the nuke doesn't kill me the radiation and starvation will

China has big balls, if a nuke drops, they'll be the first dropping one

And we will retaliate almost instantly

Yes

14:54

Better hope that the anti nuke systems work

14:54

Le 50% effectiveness rate

14:54

mdma

14:54

Maybe they're better now idk

14:54

But no i don't think a nuclear war will happen

14:54

Its in no one's best interest

14:55

It didn't happen in the Cuban missile crisis, doubt it'll happen any time soon

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1178

14:55

I love this scp

But taiwan will start shit

Can we just get rid of every continent but na and sa

14:56

We need more ocean

No

14:56

Destroy everything but Portugal

Ocean need expand

Free Palestine

True true

15:06

I agree with your statement

@Brother Dectonic

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maybe get rid of france too

Yes please

dunno why they got rid of india and kept SE asia

15:37

and honestly the only south american countries worth keeping are chile and argentina

15:37

'bout to update this map in HD..

Based....

15:40

Remove brazil

Because Japan never participated in any world wars

15:52

neither did germany

15:53

zoomeyes

@[HR/PR/G] Rebane v3

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china vs japan war when

yay

big bro chacho

@[HR/PR/G] Rebane v3

very sus hoof placement

Not really

wow of course that its the german who sees a hitler salute in an innocent pony drawing

16:21

lol

theres lots of mlp nazi shit

16:22

its uncanny

Ponymasons

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16:35

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Is anyone here from the Netherlands

16:52

I wanna address something that hurt my feelings

I can pretend to be from the netherlands just for you

17:00

Entropy is an honorary Southern Dutch™️

nederlands

@Brother Entropy

17:00

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17:01

What the fuck is wrong with yoh

17:01

I am hurt

that is pretty weird

Imagine pissing and having that shit splash back

imagine you dropped your phone in that

17:02

can't quite see the internal shape but I imagine you would have to get elbow deep to get it out

Brother Dectonic

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our toilet is like that

17:04

its better than US toilets where ur water level is at y 200

17:04

wayyy less splash back

Brother Dectonic

I am hurt

Locker becks?

that looks way higher up water than us toilets

that isnt the waterline

there isn't water on that slope?

no

17:05

only very little

so when you shit it just lays there?

yes

17:05

and then when u flush it all goes down

Gross

1 sec lemme get a pic

that wouldn't work for me as I take very big shits

there is always some water on top

17:06

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17:06

its pretty deep the platform

So does the shit just plop on the porcelain and get smeared every time you flush

no?

Gebrüder Zippie

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SUS

well a bit but our flush is good ig?

Massive shit smear

you need to clean your toilet

idk i think that design is pretty bad

Brother Rathause

Massive shit smear

doom

and your floor

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

you need to clean your toilet

you cant we already bought a new one we just need to install it

doom

its also to get a better designed one lol

17:08

cus the platform is worse

so an american one

no

yes

american toilets SUCK

17:09

my ass gets splashed every time

17:09

y would ur water level be so high

Bro you’re toilet is a literal shit shelf

thistbh

2

lol

not a problem for me and I take huge poos

im getting a new one

What happens when the shit is too heavy and doesn’t get flushed into the hole

hasnt happend yet

you gotta eat it

but if it does u use a plunger?

Clearly you just don’t shit hard enough

doom

I personally think China has the best designed toilets

Bruh use a plunger to drag the shit into the hole

no?

17:10

wtf

That’s not what plungers are for

ohhh i see what u mean

They’re for plunging shit not dragging it around

i have taken huge shits and it hasnt happend once

the best toilets are the ones that are just a giant hole in the ground with a little wooden seat above

Citation needed

17:11

Please weight the next big shit you take for comparison

lol

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LOL

These ones

Japan be like

do u want to shit in a hole in the floor?????

Yes

shit standing up like a chad

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They have the same shit in Japan but they also Have the super toilets

And you can talk to your friends while doing so

Sadam Hussein had epic toilets

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

shit standing up like a chad

Real chads shit in the sink blender

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/the-white-house-wanted-a-van-gogh-the-guggenheim-offered-a-used-solid-gold-toilet/2018/01/25/38d574fc-0154-11e8-bb03-722769454f82_story.html?outputType=amp

HurtMercury

Real chads shit in the sink blender

wtf is a sink blender

Gebrüder Zippie

wtf is a sink blender

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17:14

The drains with the blender in them

isnt that just a sink drain? (edited)

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thats retarded

17:15

just dont put food into the sink

I shit in the beaudette

I don’t shit that’s gross

So true

dude i want a beaudette

17:16

i hate wiping my ass

17:17

cus sometimes i get shits where i wipe

17:17

and then have to shit again

17:17

and repeat

Just hire someone to do it for you

^^^

eventaully my ass gets rly rough and it hurts

HurtMercury

Just hire someone to do it for you

i should pay ufo to lick it clean

17:18

good idea

@ufo

Huge watery shit incoming

time to smoke weed and eat pizza (edited)

Time to shit my pants while staring an unfortunate passerby in the eyes

Time to shit in the Arby’s deep fryer again

17:22

(I don’t conform to society)

~~fuck~~ heck society

Arbys has a deep fryer?

17:23

I thought they just did sandwiches (edited)

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I don’t

HurtMercury

I thought they just did sandwiches (edited)

its like this guy has never eaten Arbys Curly Fries™️

I’ve never eaten Arby’s

im jealous

Neither have I

I have a gf

What

I just come in to use the deep frier

17:26

I think Ufo is implying that he would not eat the ass of someone he isn’t romantically involved with

redpill

1

How does he get food then???

Because he is already involved with someone he will not eat zippie’s ass

How will he get food then???

I don’t see the problem though?

did he just say he isnt interested in me pleading_face_BOLD

pleading_face_BOLD

Normal food maybe

If it’s needed to sustain himself I don’t think his girlfriend would mind

^^^

17:29

Back to work doom

doom

Yeah

sackofsad

multimc doesn't let you use micro$oft accounts doom

doom

yes everything about the microsoft account migration is fucking cancer

18:19

significant reduces the quality of life for java players

why can't things just work™️

18:21

le grand minecraft theory

https://youtu.be/81xL_JtQoe8

Scott II INCEL RAGES OVER BLOCK GAME DRAMA (TEARS INVOLVED)

whom'st the hell is scott

Who

isnt that some kid who ran a rat

18:48

(i know that doesnt really narrow the list down)

18:48

killme

poor rathause...

big bro chacho

isnt that some kid who ran a rat

sounds so degrading when you say it like that must respect our brother @Brother Rathause

Sorry brother ratt

18:54

:((

big bro chacho

Sorry brother ratt

now if you had "kitten" in your name, you would be allowed cats are superior to rats and degrade them all the time

im not a kitten im a chacho

18:58

its like cat but better

18:58

kat

(all these people are delusional and think theyre actually cats)

not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing

Brother Entropy

(all these people are delusional and think theyre actually cats)

(

mdma

)

@ufo please change entropy's name to "delusional top cat"

I can't

rip

why I hate entropy owning the discord

19:00

not fair

alcoholic soccer mommy (cat) (edited)

worshipfuls are NOT ALL EQUAL (edited)

I love my cat, and rub her tummy and boop her nose every day pleading_face_BOLD

pleading_face_BOLD

cathearthow

equality is for nerds

ur fat

19:00

how's that for equality

lol

Just got new clothes

new clothes alert

just because he got the most "worshipful" votes doesn't mean anything

redpill

2

yes

2

My last full day in Florida

19:02

Smh

that sucks

19:02

probably went fast eh

that's based fuck Florida

19:02

Sticker

I got work Thursday and Friday

Jō

I love my cat, and rub her tummy and boop her nose every day pleading_face_BOLD

pleading_face_BOLD

cathearthow

cathearthow

cathearthow

cathearthow

I managed to only spend $100 here

ufo

I can't

yes you can

1

I feel accomplished

never mind you cant'

yea

19:02

owned

but entropy doesnt own the discord on his main anymore lol

19:03

its an alt now

I know

Sticker

so

19:03

nothing special about entropy (edited)

1

we all can't change our nics (edited)

19:03

back when I had megaworshipful with entropy I could change ur guys nicknames

I think you should give me ownership because I'm trustworthy and sexy and aaaaa

Sticker

megaworshipful???

ultra worshipful if you will

19:04

@Brother Entropy

19:04

remember

Ufo wanna rate the clothes I copped?

sure

so extra worshipping?

Dms

Brother DarkX

so extra worshipping?

basically

19:04

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nice....more donations too

ufo

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not anymore...

ufo

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Stop leaking our chat

bruh leaking terrain

ufo

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stop leaking my feet pic archive

Sticker

Toe alert

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please spoiler that thanks

No

19:08

@ufo rate my clothes poop face

dectonic on trail for bad behaviour

2nd pic is best

Yeah I'm wearing the second one rn

19:10

The sweater is nice

Brother Nekramite

dectonic on trail for bad behaviour

Ur mom

arent you a literal frog

@Brother Dectonic blocked

Brother Entropy

arent you a literal frog

Aren't you European or something

19:12

If you prefer Red Bull over Water you deserve the death sentence

Brother Entropy

arent you a literal frog

wait, you just called us delusional for changing our names to kitten

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thank god they aren't in my area

Brother Dectonic

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wtf

That's it

19:23

Delet ing phone

Stop

20:03

Shut

make sure to eat it to recover lost nutrients

How 2 delete someone elses post

doom

Brother Dectonic

I managed to only spend $100 here

how much crack were u able to purchase?

Gebrüder Zippie

how much crack were u able to purchase?

1

2

3

21:00

@ufo

me

ufo

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banger!!! did you post this one

21:03

i haven’t checked tt in a while

Altar Goy Henry

banger!!! did you post this one

yea just did xd

how old r u again

21:06

i just saw that 2012 video

im 24

21:07

i turn 25 in 8 days

Nice

24/25 in 2021 so u joined when you were 15/16 ye?

@Altar Goy Henry can i have a peppermint

Altar Goy Henry

24/25 in 2021 so u joined when you were 15/16 ye?

15

21:18

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21:18

5 days before my 16th birthday

21:19

@Altar Goy Henry

21:19

Embedded image

21:20

Embedded image

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Me

21:27

I wish I had the data so I could buy a shit ton of alts and run it through it to see if they ever played

ufo

Click to see attachment 🖼️

cute site

what site gives you your join date?

21:59

I know my join date, but I am just curious which one you guys use to generate these images

BottleCapBrony

what site gives you your join date?

those were generated from tristans player data that he got from the backdoor

22:29

so if you didnt join around that time its pointless to ask him (edited)

My mom asked me if I had a one night stand with mango

22:33

Brother Rain

Click to see attachment 🖼️

did you?

22:34

i mean you clearly didnt, you live together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mHGL_kSEBw

How Melon Became Symbolic on 2b2t.org

00:40

Just now realizing all the melon here was the melon I duped at Tortellini city after Benito screamed at me for not duping "useful blocks"

00:41

I didn't notice this for years until now seeing the Melon shulkers there

redpill

3

how far from spawn is that melon build? @Брат Bird

Melon bless

I think it was within 50k

I would have predicted like 75k

My game will not launch

02:29

on ANY version

02:29

21:24:11.266 launcher main

# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:

# EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x000000006ffcc9db, pid=14684, tid=5692

# JRE version: Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (8.0_51-b16) (build 1.8.0_51-b16)

Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (25.51-b03 mixed mode windows-amd64 compressed oops)

Problematic frame:

V[thread 23008 also had an error]

[thread 23408 also had an error] [jvm.dll+0x40c9db][thread 20788 also had an error]

# Failed to write core dump. Minidumps are not enabled by default on client versions of Windows

# An error report file with more information is saved as:

C:\Users\Rain Fuzz\AppData\Roaming.minecraft\hs_err_pid14684.log

# Compiler replay data is saved as:

C:\Users\Rain Fuzz\AppData\Roaming.minecraft\replay_pid14684.log

# If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:

http://bugreport.java.com/bugreport/crash.jsp

21:24:11.267

monitor Process Monitor Process crashed with exit code 1

if you played with multi mc and tried to go on 1.17 it would use java 16 or whatever but not change it back to java 8 when you played earlier version

02:32

that could be it, happened to me

02:32

try messing with your java version

User error

Hello spawnmasons

04:15

Image attachment

04:15

Do you guys know this kid

I will pass this off to the investigation team

04:16

Why?

mini

Click to see attachment 🖼️

No

Just some dumbass I banned from a server I mod

mini

Just some dumbass I banned from a server I mod

They aren’t even in emperium

could be that they are not talking about 2b

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04:28

apparently the name is also from some other online game

Lol I love how the old logo pops up at the bottom

Ooooooh

mini

Just some dumbass I banned from a server I mod

You mod a roblox server !?

Brother Emperor

Lol I love how the old logo pops up at the bottom

Honestly amazing logo

05:04

New 2b groups got terrible logos

tyty, but I honestly like the new one more

05:04

tbh we didn't have a logo for like 6 months lol

What is the new one

this one

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So good

05:06

Every time I see a spawn render and see those beautiful logos on the cardinals I smile

05:06

I just wish they had more time

05:06

It was such a good idea

they nestle so perfectly into the corners of the mason logo

05:08

uwu

Not a big basketball fan but the Bucks just won the nba finals and my state is about to burn down

05:13

Brother leijurv

they nestle so perfectly into the corners of the mason logo

yes! I love how they fit there.

05:34

I was very grateful that they weren't just enveloped

I love fit

owlo

Day 2 of dectonic being blocked, best decision of my life

If you have schizophrenia buy a ESD strap and stop taking meds, 100% bypassing, I had my first normal dreams in years and brain didn't spaz out in thoughts when waking up in the middle of the night, the gov workers straight cried that their devices wont do shit after I passed them the thought of grounding mysef (edited)

11:11

What does esd stand for

Electro static discharge, helps ground yourself

Nice

Also it seems that i have brain implants since birth, 2 bumps on the sides for coils and a titanium mesh on the top

11:13

So the implants cant signal through skin while being grounded

what

KittyPat

swag_flop

Hey man, if it helps you feel better! (edited)

im so confused

11:20

do you actually have schizophrenia

I don't know, but he's not trolling

100% fixed

11:37

Need to get to a country that has no relations to soviet union to have a brain scan to see if i actually have hidden brain implants though

if that was common 20 years ago i feel like stuff wouldve come out already

11:39

from other ppl that moved

11:40

brain implants are only now starting to look promising

If i have electrodes going deep into my brain, it takes a long time for the brain to recover, i was unable to produce thoughts until i was 16 years old, simply felt locked in a system like a slave, wrote answers on tests at school by simply hearing someone speaking the answers to me Wonder how fused together they are now that they would rip out parts of brain if the implants were removed (edited)

kalju just built different

With the brain implants they are able to hear my thoughts and speak with me "telepathically", force hearing previous thoughts that i heard throughout the day, make my balancing system spin like on a carousel, force seeing artificial dreams, force paralysis, force being introverted aka stop thoughts from forming Their devices do not work when at a metal covered store (edited)

Kalju

With the brain implants they are able to hear my thoughts and speak with me "telepathically", force hearing previous thoughts that i heard throughout the day, make my balancing system spin like on a carousel, force seeing artificial dreams, force paralysis, force being introverted aka stop thoughts from forming Their devices do not work when at a metal covered store (edited)

Maybe u should see a psychiatrist instead of doing a brain scan?

Thats the scam, the pills industry is useless they simply want you to get addicted to a prescription for more money, cannabis is the one and only medicine, claimed to cause schizophrenia, but the gov workers just target these individuals that do nothing with their life, ask the grandpas that have been stoned their entire life and they will say they dont hear voices (edited)

12:56

Maybe you are a gov worker or thought manipulated by them aswell (edited)

Kalju

Maybe you are a gov worker or thought manipulated by them aswell (edited)

Yes I’m a gov Employee trying to trick you

13:06

You shouldn’t take the meds

I dont have meds, but i know i would get prescribed some useless shit that would make my brain work even less and make me ignorant

You have metal implanted in your brain

13:08

Im a doctor

13:08

From the government

13:08

You should trust what I say

You just made a conclusion of my story

13:10

Generic NPC, this is what they do, they are unable to hear it fully first time or want confirmation so they force to retype (edited)

13:13

Looking at your recent messages it does confirm you are manipulated and probably have a implant aswell that stops thoughts from freely forming, we call it being introverted, you simply wrote 1 line/word messages, i get this shit aswell when im targeted Touch your head slowly feel for any bumps (edited)

13:16

Instead of wires going out there is simply a coil for wireless functionality, i feel 5 bumps on my head, biggest is on the top of my head, 2 on the sides and 2 on the front sides (edited)

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Kalju

Instead of wires going out there is simply a coil for wireless functionality, i feel 5 bumps on my head, biggest is on the top of my head, 2 on the sides and 2 on the front sides (edited)

You schould check if they align with bumps on ur scull bone

Oh i found 2 more bumps

13:28

On these spots there are bumps (edited)

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13:34

First time i connected the esd strap i got so fucking tired like their artificial stimulation stopped and natures took over

Im in your walls

amogus

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@ufo

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big bro chacho

@ufo

#quote lol

Ill post it there too

ßrother LordNo.

I just wish they had more time

3:

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Брат Bird

I didn't notice this for years until now seeing the Melon shulkers there

Wait, I thought the whole point was to build a giant melon landscape

big bro chacho

@ufo

Sticker

Not entirely true, but I know what you mean. Weed and psychs can absolutely onset schizophrenia in the same way stress and harsh conditions might. It can push people to their break. I have a friend as well who thought he was taking acid once but ended up taking nbome instead and tripped for 36 hours straight in a panic that he thought had become an eternal thought loop. He came out of that schizo and it took him a long time to be able to recognize his illusions of grandeur, took some meds for a while and finally able to quit them and return to being a functioning human being. He’s still pretty out there and his own individual., but often harmful substances like nbome or even just plain weed can cause the onset. many of us take a substance doesn’t mean everyone should. Our bodies don’t process everything the same even so far as our enzymes processing chemicals into different drugs than others. Our brains are really complex organs that are literally building the reality which you’re observing. In general psychosis and schizo episodes can spawn really easily once you have some false ideation floating around in your head as irrevocably true or in fascination. If any of y’all are having trouble with thoughts. Focus on which ideas you have are true, which ones you can prove or disprove and identify the ones that are taking up way too much rent in your head despite you being unable to prove or disprove them. They may just not serve you, or you may simply not be able to disprove or prove them yet. If you see a path forwards to steps to do so, then go ahead by all means, otherwise you could easily wrap your life up focusing on shit that is entirely conjured by yourself when you could have been chilling and taking in the soft sounds of a stream or summin dank

Kalju

Thats the scam, the pills industry is useless they simply want you to get addicted to a prescription for more money, cannabis is the one and only medicine, claimed to cause schizophrenia, but the gov workers just target these individuals that do nothing with their life, ask the grandpas that have been stoned their entire life and they will say they dont hear voices (edited)

In reply to schizo pot smokin grandpas

dec < 0neb < kalju when it comes to schizoposting

Brother Todarac

dec < 0neb < kalju when it comes to schizoposting

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Brother Kyle

Not entirely true, but I know what you mean. Weed and psychs can absolutely onset schizophrenia in the same way stress and harsh conditions might. It can push people to their break. I have a friend as well who thought he was taking acid once but ended up taking nbome instead and tripped for 36 hours straight in a panic that he thought had become an eternal thought loop. He came out of that schizo and it took him a long time to be able to recognize his illusions of grandeur, took some meds for a while and finally able to quit them and return to being a functioning human being. He’s still pretty out there and his own individual., but often harmful substances like nbome or even just plain weed can cause the onset. many of us take a substance doesn’t mean everyone should. Our bodies don’t process everything the same even so far as our enzymes processing chemicals into different drugs than others. Our brains are really complex organs that are literally building the reality which you’re observing. In general psychosis and schizo episodes can spawn really easily once you have some false ideation floating around in your head as irrevocably true or in fascination. If any of y’all are having trouble with thoughts. Focus on which ideas you have are true, which ones you can prove or disprove and identify the ones that are taking up way too much rent in your head despite you being unable to prove or disprove them. They may just not serve you, or you may simply not be able to disprove or prove them yet. If you see a path forwards to steps to do so, then go ahead by all means, otherwise you could easily wrap your life up focusing on shit that is entirely conjured by yourself when you could have been chilling and taking in the soft sounds of a stream or summin dank

25i gave me my first ego death

0NEB IS NOT SCHIZO

15:50

0NEB IS A PROPHET

ufo

25i gave me my first ego death

Shii how’s it compare to reg acid

Brother Kyle

Shii how’s it compare to reg acid

reg acid is way better dont do nbomes

Brother Kyle

Wait, I thought the whole point was to build a giant melon landscape

That was the point I just realized he used the stash I made at tortellini city for the melon build

16:08

I was even there and didn’t notice

Fuck i want some tortellini

I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: FAQ: Why are you living in my walls? I'm not going to tell you. Are you only in my walls? You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. How are you surviving in my walls? In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. What are you planning to do in my walls? Live in them, listening to you. What do I do about you living in my walls? Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. When are you going to stop living in my walls? You cannot escape me. Do I call the police? The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of you living in my walls? Be aware. What if I am ok with you living in my walls? I will make sure you’re not. Are you imaginary? I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. Summary: I am living in your walls.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls? I will make sure you’re not.

ok then, send me a sign

I dont own any walls

nordic moment

19:02

(he lives in the wilderness)

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19:16

I know my desk is shit tier

19:16

but cleaned it up and moved it in front of my window

19:16

19:16

medicine removed for photo @Brother leijurv

Good faith

zoomer music

19:18

I am going to spend the next 30 minutes heavily critiquing this image

19:18

ufo has 13 other servers above the spawnmasons

lmfao

your carpet is very clean i'll give you that

Brother Todarac

I am going to spend the next 30 minutes heavily critiquing this image

thoughts on the sticker vending machine?

actually I really like that, its aesthetic

vibezzz

you're playing animal crossing irl where you plop random shit in your house

frfr

sec I will fix this image

ok

19:23

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19:23

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19:23

my ideal room

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god

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19:26

19:27

peep the party hat @Brother Todarac

okay its really hard to add .jpg noise to an image

19:27

OMG there it is!!!

ufo

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uftoes uftoes

1

uftoe stash

19:28

irl

omg hes still using the autism board

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keycaps are for wussies

I am going full autism on this pic to get it to look right

cant wait to see it

okay fixed

19:37

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19:38

I managed to get some jpg artifact but not as much as I wanted (edited)

wow

19:41

you made it worse

Ufo gaming on da cookout table

yessir

19:42

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#quote ?

normalize schizo posting

I wonder how many mental illnesses we as a group have caused on 2b

LMFAO

Brother leijurv

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doom

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Probably none

You'd be surprised

19:45

Clav kinda cried his way out

getting a mental illness from 2b

19:46

I laugh at you

I liked clav

19:46

When i knew him in 2019

imagine not being mentally ill before you got to 2b

His stash was nice

cant be me

Never really talked to him after that

I can't really talk about mental illness when I see hallucinations every single day

Imagine being mentally ill

19:46

this tbh

Brother Dectonic

His stash was nice

I was considering flying the 1 million block circle to find it but then elytrafly got patched

Normalfags rise up

brochacho sorry but youre on the spectrum

Shouldve used the heat map

Im not on the spectrum

Most people are on the spectrum

big bro chacho

Im not on the spectrum

cope

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19:48

This is ufos secret reddit account

1 in 5 people have a mental illness

19:48

How many people are in this discord

more then 5

Link source proof?

19:49

Cope?

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mdma

source

Prune

19:49

mdma

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source prune cope source prune cope source prune cope source prune cope source prune cope

Woops

19:49

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source

cope posting meme no source

prune

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prune

19:49

cope

mdma

mdma

mdma

mdma

mdma

mdma

mdma

mdma

why do you idiots just post memes all the time

19:50

like

big bro chacho

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Brother Dectonic

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>>>>America

19:50

Nice One

You're acting like your country isn't rock and sticks

does your country even have grass brochacho??????? touch it

kick rocks

I said that to lotus 2 days ago

Suck cocks

brownpill

1

brownpill

1

19:51

18+

on YOUR account ufo mdma

mdma

Sticker

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Talking about being a loser

bro wtf

Can we have a dnd night

only if I can DM

no

19:52

we cant

I want iron to DM

2b2t wasteland RP

19:53

you are naked

i want iron to dm too

Iron will keep track of every piece of data

yes

you encounter a guy with diamond armor on the highway

19:53

roll for initiative

todarac cant even write a fan fic

19:53

let alone a whole campaign

19:53

mdma

holy FUCK

True

it true tho

19:54

still waiting for future x forgehax

what does that even mean?!>1!?!

you promised

Still waiting on the next coord exploit

still waiting on that fitmc video in 3 days

im coord exploiting you irl

That fit video is gonna be so CUTE

run from your house

Couldn't get fit to say “The Dectonic Exploit” but it was worth a try

google maps coord exploit

i want to marry rarity

I want to marry myself

@ufo https://previews.123rf.com/images/kozirsky/kozirsky1508/kozirsky150800141/43047099-close-up-of-a-woman-s-hand-touching-the-saturated-grass-feeling-nature-.jpg https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000399007296-zdnukp-t500x500.jpg

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19:56

^activities you need to consider doing

nek: trolled

Wow censorship

literally 1984

todarac also blocked now

I thought you were used to censorship

mfw half the chat is blocked messages

seeing as you live in the soviet union

19:57

mdma

Aight brochacho blocked as well

Brochacho will talk to himself on repeat and see nothing wrong with it

shut up

so true

19:58

holy shit

19:58

fucking roasted

theres nothing wrong with talking to myself

and he says he aint on the spectrum

I like the strawberry frog

Hey guys do you know I play this game called hearts of iron

now its only me in chat

I've been playing hearts if iron

19:58

How about you iron deez nuts

its a good way to rationalize my thoughts while playing videogames (edited)

bro chacho be like "erm actually they used the 1934 battle standard flag instead of the 1942 naval insignia, very innacurate, killing myself"

so true

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history nerds rise up

Todarac be like “i should be meeting my friends right now but I'm playing a block game”

a l w a y s

todarac be like

19:59

idk

entrope

todarac be like: im dumb idiot as shit

entrop b like: potat

potat

potat

Entropy be like “look at this worm I'm about to fucking kill for no reason.. Hahaha science”

ufo be like: minihow

minihow

i have a reason

No you don't

ufo be like

20:00

uhhhhhhhhh

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ufo be like: Not blocked

YOURE NOT EVEN MOMMY CAT ANYMORE

I be like

20:00

Sticker

kill all the worms

20:00

they dont deerve to exist

ufo go to whatataburger be like: "can I get a mother fucking uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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i eat newfrogs for breakfast

newcats

newfrags

20:00

x3

Newuwus :3

I can't wait to go to mine festival for me to feed a bunch of leeches (edited)

entropy you are a newfraggot

damn

owned

Newfrogs go ribbit Ribbit

Use newfriend man, Its 2021 man

im hungry as shit

wait wait wait

Ufo be like : new tiktok

literal newfrog: https://i.imgur.com/6UL6tKG.png

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someone order me ubereats

20:01

or doordash

Dark mode loser alert

Newfrog

Newfrog

The zombie frog is so small

20:02

It's like 3 inches

2 blocked messages

My pp is small

20:02

Brother Dectonic

The zombie frog is so small

thats what mini calls me

20:02

zombie frog

They burrow underground and are named after the scientists that found it

wtf nekramite actually blocked me, i though he was joking

Frogs are cooler than humans

pleading_face_BOLD

Nekramite blocks everyone

Nekramite doesn't block me mdma

mdma

He then unblocks you when he needs a kit at spawn

mdma

20:03

Sticker

I only block toxic individuals

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20:03

same energy

20:03

dec trolled

im not toxic for referencing estonia's soviet past

20:03

I'm toxic

20:04

Idk why

am I toxic?

Yes

no

The most toxic

yay

I am actually hugely in support of communism because it is a system that kills communists

It would be cute if Brazil was communist

yes it would

imagine how many frogs are in brazil

20:05

god, fuck

A lot

id love to see all brazillians die

broc wtf

Brazilians are the zombie frogs

brock

brock

broccoli

brock from pokemon

Bro cock o

brochure

ok brochacho and todarac unblocked for now

yay

20:06

i love nekramite again

1

im going to give everyone access to the #worshipful-feet-pics channel for 5 seconds

I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid

ok fine dec also unblocked

ive been trying to find a dark oak forest for half an hour now, im going to kill myself

suicide is not the solution

Could be

unless theres dark oak forest within spawn radius

whats the solution

Communism

i only find spruce forests (edited)

Can we make a version of baritone to where whenever you give it a task it will find the best way to kill you

thats current baritone wdym

redpill

1

#mine diamonds Jumps off of a cliff

If you're near spawn then go like 60k out and should find dark oak quite easily

#worshipful-feet-pics

i cant see it

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redpill

1

(crying rn)

https://i.imgur.com/MLRB44e.png

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yea didn't see it either

20:09

but I think thats a good thing

#feet-and-vore

20:10

best pvg channel

I think it's a good thing I still dont see it

pvg is too autistic, I left that awhile ago

yea it is lmfao

#dectonic-exploit-enjoyers

like my braincells were under a steamroller

thats why ive gotten stupider in the year that ive been in pvg, my braincells are being annihilated (edited)

20:12

I GOT KICKED NooooMePizzaaaaaa

NooooMePizzaaaaaa

good

No i mean from 2b

If you hover over the pvg discord, right click the server icon on the left of your screen and press the button with the red text, then your day will considerably be improved

im chad sex haver still in pvg

20:13

ez

ufo is an honorary guest

20:15

so is henry

henry is a virgin

that means hes getting promoted to virgin then (edited)

20:16

mdma

20:17

does anyone else just

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gecs

minecraft addiction fueled for another month

big bro chacho

does anyone else just

i picked an address and just stick with it

20:18

i chose 123 main street, san francisco

is that a real place

123 deez nuts place

123 Hotdog Circle, Pierceton, IN

sugoma (edited)

Goebbels

well i have to make sure its in america to pay no belgian taxes kek

20:19

tax evader

20:19

Sticker

Brother Entropy

well i have to make sure its in america to pay no belgian taxes kek

@Brother Entropy

20:19

20:20

is this true

i guess

that guy is very feminine

and?

Brother Todarac

that guy is very feminine

Says you

wrong video

20:24

Sticker

big bro chacho

does anyone else just

I chose 36 Dale Avenue, New Dorpt, Staten Island New York And my name is Jared Miller (edited)

and im going to quit 2b2t, for real this time!

So true

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20:25

@ufo

lmfao

20:25

me

Brother Entropy

well i have to make sure its in america to pay no belgian taxes kek

samee

ufo you look very submissive and breedable today cathearthow

cathearthow

20:29

boss fight: https://i.imgur.com/xzuKxCZ.png

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Brother Todarac

boss fight: https://i.imgur.com/xzuKxCZ.png

CHRIST

20:29

@ufo howardstark showed me a tiktok today and it was yours

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

20:30

based

link?

Brother Todarac

boss fight: https://i.imgur.com/xzuKxCZ.png

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

20:30

POST IN QUOTES NOW

Brother Todarac

boss fight: https://i.imgur.com/xzuKxCZ.png

hell yea

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdGEgWUd/

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20:31

I hate 2b

whenver i read anything terbin says i imagine a very innocent, 13 year old boy speaking, not a grown adult man

ufo i very much enjoyed your 2b2tok

20:31

same audio

it’s pretty amazing you know Fitness MineCraft

HowardStark

ufo i very much enjoyed your 2b2tok

thanks you very much

and i kept wondering if all enderman chests were connected

i do it for the fans

now i know

20:32

one question though

I love Howard stark

dectonic look at ur dms

what was 2b2t like before 2016 @ufo ?

bruh

20:32

It was crazy

20:33

So many new fags now

HowardStark

what was 2b2t like before 2016 @ufo ?

I knew of many people but no one knew me or said hi but a couple peeps. It was always online whenever other servers would shut down. So I’d play a lil every once and a while

20:34

Also spawn was usually fucked but sometimes hospitable (edited)

20:36

People weren’t such autists and would base close enough to still interact with others occasionally

20:36

@ufo can relate

me when leijurv tells me he has a foot fetish

mmm

Hai

Rain what do you seek here? smile

smile

can i get a chicken mcnugget meal with large fries and a mango smoothie please?

smile

if

smile

exists, someone should add :3

Bröther öats

if

smile

exists, someone should add :3

This

wait

21:29

everyone can use stickers now

21:29

Sticker

Sticker

Sticker

Sticker

Sticker

21:29

Sticker

Sticker

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catflushed_BOLDER

5

Sticker

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Brother Rain

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Blocked

21:59

where my mentally ill queers at

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Brother Rain

can i get a chicken mcnugget meal with large fries and a mango smoothie please?

finally someone told us what they seek here

22:13

upscaled and added that fucked up amogus sticker

22:14

Sticker

Sticker

Sticker

holy shit i forgot what it felt like to feel sleepy at 11pm consistently

23:08

feels good man

anyone wanna vc

yes

I’m eating dinner

i want to :(

download free dinner

download free dinner no virus 2021 (working)

@everyone join vc

whats happening

The Rapture

The rapture????

Griefing imps 4

ok

Брат Bird

The Rapture

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO im not ready nooooo

nooooo

nooooo

nooooo

nooooo

I'm off the plane

02:35

I survived Florida

2747_PartyParrot

1

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weeb

▇▅▆▇▆▅▅█

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04:33

@een snail from palestine wtf not ok

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

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ty I was wondering what it said

07:44

how many fucking screenshots did that take

Brother leijurv

@een snail from palestine wtf not ok

sunglasses_cat_impact

They made that one breaking bad episode real

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Troll2

1

Looks like Jesse fell on hard times after dogecoin tanked

jupiter & moons

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minecraftheart

1

cute

theyre so teeny

Brother Donald🦔

jupiter & moons

Awesome

14:44

As always

Brother Donald🦔

jupiter & moons

You take this pic?

15:40

Pretty amazing

Gotta say. that's pretty nice.

thank you! and yes i just took it last night

15:50

another image

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ok is it just me or can you actually see how the planet is elliptical from rotating

yes

Brother Entropy

ok is it just me or can you actually see how the planet is elliptical from rotating

you can bring it into an image editor and confirm its elliptical

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i used my ruler on my screen

i superimposed a sideways version on top

15:57

as you can see the planet in the layer below is a little wider, than the one above

initially i just wasnt sure cause you have the soft edges and maybe it was just a trick

15:57

but its p significant yea

3d models

16:00

space aint real

yeah, focusing on it was really difficult. i think i done okay but i dont think i nailed it

how much did they pay you to post this

if only i was actually getting paid for posting these

You’re not getting paid to be here?

16:40

Herm has been sending me $500 a week to be here

16:40

Wtf

wtf i get 5k a week

16:52

you got a bad deal @Brother Dectonic

ufo

you got a bad deal @Brother Dectonic

You have a higher role

true

Lol, jokes on you. I get paid in cum

Okay bread man

Brother Dectonic

Okay bread man

You are what you eat. Not gonna argue with that.

sus

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sussy

mdma

he said the thing

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he said the thing!!!!!!!

"can't" say

24 minutes??? Wow!!! mindblown_cat

mindblown_cat

surprised he didn’t split it into 2

he did :smiling_imp_cat:

mdma

8

That'd give more money

@Brother Jordan yo this guy is talking mad shit

Yoooo

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SUS

Brother Rain

Yoooo

lies this was posted at 10:21

~~also 4:20 on jupiter~~ (edited)

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1

broder lampa

he did :smiling_imp_cat:

I don't know if he was maybe saying that just to appease me

22:39

Placate me

22:39

Lol

2b2t

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Brother Rain

2b2t

im logging on and ez'ing you

I always thought flat pvp was dumb, but here's a use case

im king of flat

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e

Bröther öats

do you get this emoji

potat

ufo

do you get this emoji

we should also have :3

but entropy doesnt say :3

but bread loafs does

:3

:3

nyaa

Brother Entropy

nyaa

bark bark

‍♂️

i identify as a kitten x3

00:49

uwu

meow

02:23

hewwo kitten! ^-^

hi kitten

sips

03:01

hello

catmasonshow

i identify as a gamer

hello gamer pepsi

I do not have any pronouns. Do not refer to me

wow zany ^

03:02

drink the gender fluid.

03:03

I promise its good

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03:04

why is the nut on my frequently used

u nut quite often it seems

aured

i have an adorable frog in mine that ive never used

03:05

adorablefrog

03:05

but look, they're adorable

@Brother Dectonic

Aweee

https://aidn.jp/wowa/109696700

Wonder of Wonder Art

描いたイラストが音楽に合わせて踊ります。

Fart

meow

Brother Donald🦔

adorablefrog

I cant get over this frog

15:17

@ufo can we have that frog here? pleading_face_BOLD

pleading_face_BOLD

15:20

frog

frog

15:21

I wuv uwufowo

frog

15:29

This is me

frog

frog

frog

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pleading_face_BOLD

puppy_dog_eyes

@Brother Todarac @ufo

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doom

Do you want to be added to the submissive and breedable newsletter?

yes

Whenever i find memes of this kind, you're being @'d

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18:57

@Brother F3

18:57

Creation story

lmao

18:58

wait for exception thrown

18:58

/ try catch

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WOOOO!!!

TheFunnCubes

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Finally a game I’m good at!!!!!

Yay!!!!!

I love the cat game!!!!

cat game speedrun any% WR no exploits

wow this is a GREAT game

amazing game. 10/10

thistbh

1

Brother leijurv

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hooves

cathearthow

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1418366996249460737/photo/2

Takanashi Kiara🐔holoEN ✨NEW SONG「SPARKS」✨ (@takanashikiara)

THIS WAS GREAT!!!

HOLOMYTH BOND LASTS FOREVER

NOTHING CAN STOP US

Retweets

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Likes

12327

I don't get it

mason ish cape

the cape

Oh yeah

21:21

N1Princess told me that some vtubers got a cape that looks like the mason banner a few months ago

thats actually a really popular banner design, not just in that specific color

Ye

I love my new pfp

me too

I’m keeping this forever

frog!

21:25

its a bit low resolution though

froge is a good choice for pfp

Brother Donald🦔

its a bit low resolution though

It’s great

21:26

I love the low resolution

21:26

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literally toxic

For some reason discord took a shit

21:27

And I love it

Brother Dectonic

I love the low resolution

alright then

I am low res frog

lmao get a higher res IODIT

Use waifu2x to upscale (edited)

21:37

Ez

big bro chacho

Use waifu2x to upscale (edited)

lol why do you know about waifu2x

Cuz its useful to upscale images

22:03

what kinda images

low res images

22:03

It makes them look less shit

22:04

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Maybe he was the real one and knew he would think like that

22:16

So he didnt pass up the chance to die

22:17

Unless thats the dilemma and not the 'knowing which is the clone'

ufo

lol why do you know about waifu2x

An old school csgo youtuber did a video about upscaling and it had waifu2x in it

i know about waifu2x

22:56

for upscaling

22:56

non-anime images

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THE GRID

They know

base28

the real bomb hasnt even dropped

the fit bomb

the 2b landscape will never be the same

Brother Entropy

the real bomb hasnt even dropped

https://countingdownto.com/?c=3732601

01:00

Mark your calendars

Sticker

about to watch the forever purge

02:24

ill let you guys know how shitty it is

o7 thank you for your sacrifice

going to commit forever purge

02:35

Sticker

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peak r/2b2t

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03:21

@Brother Entropy

03:21

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^what were those cartoons called?

bitmoji

that artstyle had a name

04:08

was it?

04:08

YES

04:08

fuck

04:08

i am took drunk to remember it properly

04:08

thank you donald

04:08

mdma

04:11

@Brother Todarac

catflushed

mdma

what are those white things

ufo

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i used to have some cringe shit like that on my school pc background

04:15

lmao

>school pc

zoomer

balls of steel

they give us these shitty lenovo laptops

me and my buddies looked at porn on a school laptop one time when we were like 3 feet from the teacher's desk

04:16

mdma

in my high school there was a kid who sat in the back where i guess he thought nobody could see his screen and he would just watch those oddly sexual five nights at freddys animations

lmao there was some thing about that at my school

04:17

some kid searched up porn in my class and when the teacher found out he started crying lmao

oh

04:17

ok

04:17

bois

04:17

i have

04:17

a

04:17

story

mhm

oh boy

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04:18

Leijurv car

feet

wtf

04:19

toesukr42 is real

04:19

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kk so in grade 8, my buddy had an absolute obsession with drawingb dicks. Think Superbad. One day he draws a dick on a piece of paper while the teacher was teaching. He put in some serious effort on this one. Like it had moles and pubes and veins and shit. Anyway he finished up the drawing by signing my name on it, and passes it to me. Except there was a girl sitting between us so he had to reach over her desk to pass it to me. When I open it, the girl and I both see the dick at the same time, so she snathces it out of my hand and passes it to the teacher...what does the teacher do? She holds the fucking paper up for the whole class to see and says "this is an example of how sexually immature you guys are!" And everyone in the class sees my name on the dick. So that day at recess I had to go around to all my classmates and explain to them that my buddy drew the dick. Funny thing is they all believed me because they all knew he loved to draw dicks

LMFAO

4

04:21

@Brother Pint

04:21

mdma

gotta love middle school (edited)

lmao

where I went to school, grades 8-12 were all in one building, so grade 8 kinda was high school

Брат Bird

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Dayam, 2002 Subaru Impreza wrx love it

https://i.imgur.com/MQtE9MJ.png

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i often get discriminated against for being belarussian

sounds like something a 15 y/o girl would post (edited)

what

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

what

sounds like something a 15 y/o girl would post

BottleCapBrony

kk so in grade 8, my buddy had an absolute obsession with drawingb dicks. Think Superbad. One day he draws a dick on a piece of paper while the teacher was teaching. He put in some serious effort on this one. Like it had moles and pubes and veins and shit. Anyway he finished up the drawing by signing my name on it, and passes it to me. Except there was a girl sitting between us so he had to reach over her desk to pass it to me. When I open it, the girl and I both see the dick at the same time, so she snathces it out of my hand and passes it to the teacher...what does the teacher do? She holds the fucking paper up for the whole class to see and says "this is an example of how sexually immature you guys are!" And everyone in the class sees my name on the dick. So that day at recess I had to go around to all my classmates and explain to them that my buddy drew the dick. Funny thing is they all believed me because they all knew he loved to draw dicks

What a heart warming love story.

minecraftheart

1

so true

1 HOUR AND 16 MINUTES BOYS

oh boy!

Better be worth it

>feet emcee video (edited)

14:19

>worth it

14:19

pick one

!remindme 40 mins

True

14:22

Leijurv said I had to watch it tho

do all kittens do what kitten 1 wants

I do

14:24

Can’t speak for my fellow kittens in arms

i will do it and only because kitten 1 said so

25 minutes

watchtogether maybe

I’m gonna be out hanging out with someone

14:35

And we’re gonna watch it together

Brother Entropy

watchtogether maybe

cytube

I've got my coffee brewed and I'm ready to have my mind blown

tha fitmc show

8 minutes pendejos

I'm running a cytube in vc if anybody else wants to watch together with us

https://youtu.be/elqAh3GWRpA

The Fall of Minecraft's 2b2t

And now I wait

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The Fall of Minecraft's 2b2t

15:28

its good

smibmasons on top

leijurv (Visuals, heatmaps, information) Learn more: https://nocom.2b2t.website/

1

15:28

LOL

:^)

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Did a red balloon steal Fit's hair as a child? That would explain everything. (edited)

I love that he explains gaslighting

Gaslighting isn't real

15:35

don't you remember

and 0neb

15:35

nothing is real

Brother bread

I love that he explains gaslighting

THE BALLOON IS RED

NONONONO

Brother leijurv

THE BALLOON IS RED

THE BALLOON IS GREEN

15:36

we need :redballoon: and :blueballoon: emojis stat

15:40

@Worshipful new emojis please:

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15:40

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Brother Entropy

do all kittens do what kitten 1 wants

If leijurv asked me to coup my country I would

15:46

Ill do whatever leijurv tells me to

15:46

mdma

:fitballoon:

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fitballoon

fitballoon

15:56

THE BALLOON IS PINK

LIES

fitballoon

Sticker

15:59

green sus

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redpill

1

fitballoon

¶ 07/24/2021 4:09 PM

Based

Honestly best fit vid I’ve seen

Brother Rathause

Honestly best fit vid I’ve seen

i take credit megatroll

megatroll

Based

its only good because he was handed all that media

17:27

and got his script edited by like 5 people

Makes sense

Didn’t say Dectonic exploit

17:27

Smh

17:27

Awesome fucking video dude

Yeah I didn't see anything that was obviously false or exaggerated

@Brother leijurv I love you

Brother Dectonic

@Brother leijurv I love you

smiling_cat_with_3_hearts

especially because he was forced to mention that the masons do indeed still exist

i couldn't get him to say felino, or covid-2149

17:28

but god damn it (edited)

17:28

he said dectonic

Based video weijurv

He did

he said 0Neb

17:28

i am happy

Leijurv manhandled fits script

He showed sminds footage when we griefed a nazi base

0Neb was finally given the recognition he 0Neb deserved (edited)

*she

I laughed at that balloon explanation for 10 minutes holy hell save me

*0Neb

*get out of my head (edited)

my chest hurts

The balloon was purple.

he's starting to believe

risagony

2

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17:30

I saw a chicken at the park, idk how it got there

it eggscaped

but seriously the balloon was cyan, god guys didn't you realise?

17:33

Guys thats not actually what gaslighting is, don't you know?

mdma

its not even an actual word, you know how crazy you all sound?

@Brother leijurv @Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

loose

ufo

@Brother leijurv @Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

so true

wow i wasnt pinged for the PVG moment?

17:36

17:36

@ufo friendship ended

inb4 nocom is an even larger gaslight

big bro chacho

Leijurv manhandled fits script

uwu

what a submissive and breedable script

leijurv is a dom

mason gaslighting during nocom was very effective

Sticker

Jō

what a submissive and breedable script

sus

17:40

trans meme

ur sus

ur looking submissive and breedable ox

2

mad?

big bro chacho

ur looking submissive and breedable ox

wtf

mdma

raging seething and coping

sus2

Sticker

Brother Chipoff

mason gaslighting during nocom was very effective

unrelated btw KILLHER

KILLHER

kill her kill her now

we just decided it was funny

oh ok

17:41

BOOM

sussy

Brother Casparov

inb4 nocom is an even larger gaslight

no comment

een snail from palestine

no comment

Brother Casparov

mdma

een snail from palestine

we just decided it was funny

well it was very effective. no one in the general community had any clue what was real or not until the final reveal

why

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17:42

@[HR/PR/G] Rebane v3

yooooo

17:42

holy shit

inovative

17:43

the only PVG anime https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/684588407627710490/747308100637294662/pbg.png

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17:43

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fitballoon

3

1

doom

1

mdma

1

bluepill

1

17:43

@Jō

I LOVeA THIS OPNE

this whole thing is reminding me of that one heist episode of rick and morty

video edition for better immersion

17:55

i love this video

the audio does it

Guys I think there is a problem with my ram

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nooooo

4

wtf

well that really sucks

what happened

Position in CPU: 8

foolz

1

Brother Rathause

Position in CPU: 8

this

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18:26

THE PROPHET'S WORDS

this is the best part of the video

18:57

https://youtu.be/elqAh3GWRpA?t=476

The Fall of Minecraft's 2b2t

18:57

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redpill

3

18:57

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5

5

18:58

lmfao

https://i.imgur.com/TQQXbe9.png

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19:01

https://i.imgur.com/dvSr9vy.png

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Lyndon Johnson was a traitor to America and should have been hanged for killing JFK

yes i learned about that in Kitty History

honestly

19:16

where did Lyndon Johnson fit into all this

19:16

where did that come from

19:16

like the calculator made sense because that is essentially leijurvs program

Brother Todarac

where did Lyndon Johnson fit into all this

something about the downfather

19:18

oh

19:18

i remember one moment that actually caused 0neb to bluescreen

19:18

like literally broke his mind

19:18

i messaged this tweet to 0neb from the Elon_Musk account: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177

Elon Musk (@elonmusk)

@JamesLandino im actually cat girl here’s selfie rn

Retweets

20989

Likes

70653

holy fuck I bet he actually thought for a sec

19:19

that it was legit

broder lampa

Lyndon Johnson was a traitor to America and should have been hanged for killing JFK

No it was the CIA

19:20

Maybe Lyndon ordered it but the CIA orchestrated it

for anyone who hasnt seen it yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuu3gUOyxV0 this is the coolest cinematic

19:26

also go upvote rebane post https://www.reddit.com/r/2b2t/new/

YesHoney

Yes daddy

broder lampa

for anyone who hasnt seen it yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuu3gUOyxV0 this is the coolest cinematic

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Kek

https://i.imgur.com/nlzlbTn.png

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20:07

I think this is a rare "candid normal 0neb" moment

20:07

self aware

20:07

we were talking about when chunk haven was in the process of being leaked

https://i.imgur.com/7ldf9vc.png

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20:25

@Brother bread you are in this pic in the background lol

20:25

august 2020 fight club

20:25

https://i.imgur.com/1ZAEy8a.png

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20:25

kek

oh my fucking god this is going to become the new "i joined before june 2016" i fucking swear to god

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Kek

Fucking noah tesh... that kid didn't know FUCK ALL

https://i.imgur.com/wXa3S8d.jpg

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20:26

pov: trolling inbound

Brother Todarac

@Brother bread you are in this pic in the background lol

i remember this lol

Brother Todarac

I think this is a rare "candid normal 0neb" moment

I like it when oneb is genuine and not playing a character

20:27

Shes quite nice when she's not doing her act

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doom

2

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LOL

20:45

What an absolute legend.

I’m still unpacking this one

He confused the "mason subgroup" with the brownmen

Brother Rathause

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LOL

20:47

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Low attention span moment.

wow they made satellites into a real thing

20:47

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20:47

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20:47

sunglasses_cat

20:48

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They made Chinese surveillance systems a thing!!!!

im gonna be reading comments all day i think

Go for it

The moment they got kitten involved the mice were running

thistbh

5

imma trip and watch nocom data visualization

1

https://github.com/leijurv/nocom-explanation/issues/2

Don't be dumb people. This must be obvious for everyone who watched...

It's fake. It's like last time with the AI. Just another trolling of FitMC. They really like to troll Fit a lot. Why is it fake? A lot of buzz words and fancy visuals just like last...

21:20

21:22

Oh my god that's the guy that we invited here for like a week then kicked

kek

broder lampa

Oh my god that's the guy that we invited here for like a week then kicked

Like brochacho if he doesn’t make the lodge

21:26

pleading_face_BOLD

Brother Todarac

https://i.imgur.com/wXa3S8d.jpg

where this from

train era

21:50

the Spawnmason Train Arc™️

Brother leijurv

oh my fucking god this is going to become the new "i joined before june 2016" i fucking swear to god

i think thats jakethasnakes brother or cousin or irl friend or something

lmfao

broder lampa

Oh my god that's the guy that we invited here for like a week then kicked

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21:59

story in 2 part

kek

kek

Brother leijurv

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these kids know

22:11

holy shit

Brother leijurv

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THEY KNOW

broder lampa

Oh my god that's the guy that we invited here for like a week then kicked

Who?

o shit

23:10

i missed the freaking meeting

da freaking meeting

Brother leijurv

im gonna be reading comments all day i think

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DragonHead

1

mdma

6

broder lampa

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Haahahahhahahahahh

wowo, we only got to 22

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Trolled

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Bröther öats

wowo, we only got to 22

Shit and we just started seeing his views drop, maybe it's a fluke given the nature of it

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

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@Brother Entropy

00:40

Entropy loves to litter

i love entropy

i love entropy

i hate littering

i love loitering

Before the age of 17 I’ve done over 17 instances of fraud

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you cant make me

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01:48

@Брат Bird

Brother Dectonic

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Brave

Do that but with bird

https://github.com/nerdsinspace/nocom-chatschizophreniagaslight pray for 0neb

GitHub - nerdsinspace/nocom-chatschizophreniagaslight: queen 0neb

queen 0neb. Contribute to nerdsinspace/nocom-chatschizophreniagaslight development by creating an account on GitHub.

03:11

03:11

https://github.com/nerdsinspace/nocom-viewer

GitHub - nerdsinspace/nocom-viewer: High memory usage reference imp...

High memory usage reference implementation. Contribute to nerdsinspace/nocom-viewer development by creating an account on GitHub.

03:11

#tech-masons

German language be like

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LOL

BottleCapBrony

German language be like

so true holy shit

^pops a stiffie right at the last frame of the video

Брат Bird

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LOL

een snail from palestine

https://github.com/nerdsinspace/nocom-viewer

When is the Dectonic Exploit being released

the Dectonic Exploit

Yeah that’s the name of it

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Brother Dectonic

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genuinely funny

Brother Dectonic

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smh incorrect original popbob skin

03:45

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03:45

heres the correct one for reference

03:45

as if everyone hasn't already memorized this skin

Brother Chipoff

smh incorrect original popbob skin

kenzie*

guys

04:00

i just watched it

04:00

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04:01

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Brother Dectonic

kenzie*

CatYes

ufo

i just watched it

LOL

04:29

why wait a million hours

04:29

also did you like it

i loved it

horses in ++?

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@Brother leijurv

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yes

05:36

i made that earlier this morning megatroll

megatroll

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05:39

Battleship analogy mdma

mdma

when FIT made the BATTLESHIP analogy I ROLLED my eyes BECAUSE i had already HEARD IT before

fit told it better, be honest

when todarac showed himself wearing his new hat i rolled my eyes because we already saw the hat

Brother Todarac

when FIT made the BATTLESHIP analogy I ROLLED my eyes BECAUSE i had already HEARD IT before

now imagine how i feel

07:01

(i came up with it sunglasses_cat

sunglasses_cat

)

snugglebugaj

when todarac showed himself wearing his new hat i rolled my eyes because we already saw the hat

this message was sent by a person who is obviously jealous of my hat

Brother leijurv

(i came up with it sunglasses_cat

sunglasses_cat

)

wow stop bragging

07:03

btw

07:03

I showed my irl friends (in person, in my room) your dropbox video

07:03

they couldnt even comprehend it

my sister played the fit video

I had to explain how much you autated

and her and my mom lost their minds when fit mentioned 0x and babba

wat?!

yeah they vc sunglasses_cat

sunglasses_cat

Brother Todarac

they couldnt even comprehend it

low energy

07:04

i hope you brought them up to speed

how do they even know 0x and babba

they've VC'd from time to time

07:04

open mic sometimes

07:04

my sister asks bad faith questions

canceled

07:05

I even showed them the nocom trailer with the tron music

LOL

07:05

i can relate to your struggle

I feel like an insane old grandpa when it comes to explaining 2b shit to my friends (edited)

SIKE my dad is BASED and he spent like 20 minutes sending me screenshots of based comments from the fit video

dude wtf

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07:06

sunglasses_cat

07:06

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Brother Todarac

dude wtf

sunglasses_cat

07:07

(he evidently clicked the like button as you can see in the screenshot)

wow i can't believe it todarac on trial

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07:09

leijurv release it

i did

07:09

it's in #spawnmason

07:09

no leaky

I am

07:10

in fact

07:10

disabled

07:10

for not seeing that

no leaky BEYOND that channel

07:10

(are your irl friends spawnmasons?)

(leaky)

07:10

please do not use the white power salute in here

so I told them "dont tell anyone about this" but got the inevitable "who the fuck would we tell"

07:11

wtf is slurp

07:11

I meant to ask

07:11

slurp seeding

read the writeup

slurp hit rate

07:12

theres a writeup!!?!?

nocom.2b2t.website

come on I would have mentioned this in todays meeting if I knew about this

lmfao

07:12

fit literally pinned it as a comment

reeEEeeeEeEeEeEe

yeah fake fit fan above

07:16

wow 42 trending on gaming in sweden

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Brother leijurv

please do not use the white power salute in here

take away gbp

usually no1 in Sweden cares/knows about 2b, it's rly low on Google trends compared to any other country so this is interesting

most gamers cant even point out sweden on a map

07:20

sorry not gamers, americans*'

i hope it hits a million views

07:23

that would make me happyness chemical

frog

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oh no they found out about the "can't say" exploit

Brother leijurv

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@Brother F3 putting this in #mentions-of-iron?

07:48

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what makes him think that

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/583014457848889346/868663989276672000/my_humor_is_bad.mp4

Brother leijurv

@Brother F3 putting this in #mentions-of-iron?

lmao sure

am i stupid for just now realizing that dig mc is the same as digandbuilder

08:38

wait is that even true

08:38

are they the same person

08:38

someone PLEASE tell me

yea its the same

wait they are??????

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08:39

Yes they are same..

Brother Todarac

wait they are??????

THANK GOD IT WASNT JUST ME

broder lampa

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LOL

broder lampa

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08:40

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Brother Todarac

so I told them "dont tell anyone about this" but got the inevitable "who the fuck would we tell"

I also showed/asked my irl uni friends something leaky (nothing spawnmason related) so they could help me make an algorithm bc I was stuck. And they agreed to not tell anyone. But I later thought about it and came to the realization that you cant rly trust their word. When they will have a conversation about minecraft or 2b they think about whether they know something about it and will very likely bring that up because that is most likely all they remember about 2b. not even thinkinh about whether it is confidential information or not. Even if they think that it is highly unlikely they actually dont share the info because of that because why would their partner share that info? This is unfortunately a human thing to do and it happens so often with irl info. or even in mc... I can share at least 1 example I think

he didn't crop enough

Brother leijurv

he didn't crop enough

sob_cat

Brother F3

I also showed/asked my irl uni friends something leaky (nothing spawnmason related) so they could help me make an algorithm bc I was stuck. And they agreed to not tell anyone. But I later thought about it and came to the realization that you cant rly trust their word. When they will have a conversation about minecraft or 2b they think about whether they know something about it and will very likely bring that up because that is most likely all they remember about 2b. not even thinkinh about whether it is confidential information or not. Even if they think that it is highly unlikely they actually dont share the info because of that because why would their partner share that info? This is unfortunately a human thing to do and it happens so often with irl info. or even in mc... I can share at least 1 example I think

yea everyone who i know in real life who knows anything about minecraft, i told em about nocom in full

08:41

megatroll

risky

live a little

I mean there is a high chance they will never have a conversation where they could bring up nocom. but if they will sadly there is a high chance for them to share it

08:43

i mean now it doesnt matter anymore anyway

08:43

but assuming it should still be kept secret

i mean you're not wrong

08:43

but really it isn't such a big deal

I told my wife

Brother F3

I also showed/asked my irl uni friends something leaky (nothing spawnmason related) so they could help me make an algorithm bc I was stuck. And they agreed to not tell anyone. But I later thought about it and came to the realization that you cant rly trust their word. When they will have a conversation about minecraft or 2b they think about whether they know something about it and will very likely bring that up because that is most likely all they remember about 2b. not even thinkinh about whether it is confidential information or not. Even if they think that it is highly unlikely they actually dont share the info because of that because why would their partner share that info? This is unfortunately a human thing to do and it happens so often with irl info. or even in mc... I can share at least 1 example I think

best cope I can do now about it I think is not remind them about it and hope they totally forget so that they dont eben think about it when talking about it

i doubt she would leak

08:44

and legally she cannot be forced to leak by the law

lol

Brother leijurv

but really it isn't such a big deal

yea low chance they will come into situation where they could bring up some leaky mc topic

08:45

but sadly that is the only low chance thing in that

ßrother LordNo.

I told my wife

"honey u are not gonna believe what happened in the digital lego game today"

08:46

(how i imagine the conversation starter)

usually she starts by asking me if anything cool happened in 2b

smiling_cat_with_3_hearts

1

08:46

I'll be giving her the nightly foot rub and she will ask "any cool 2b news"

1

@Brother leijurv pat

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@kitten #1 pat

for 2 timmar sedan

08:50

this cant be real

för 2 timmar sedan

iron be posting the 1km x 1km map of skymasons in lodge chat for 30 mins, with granite,andesite, and diorite patterns, then tells me I shoudnt share nocom with my irl friends mdma

mdma

nice leak

https://youtu.be/xDUfDGca9yo

FRAG EINEN BANKRÄUBER | Reiner Laux über seinen Feldzug gegen Banke...

08:51

oh shit thats german

broder lampa

@Brother leijurv pat

angel_cat

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

this cant be real

Just found out Sweden is real... Gonna need to take a minute... Feeling genuinely sick

Brother Todarac

iron be posting the 1km x 1km map of skymasons in lodge chat for 30 mins, with granite,andesite, and diorite patterns, then tells me I shoudnt share nocom with my irl friends mdma

mdma

Society

Brother Todarac

iron be posting the 1km x 1km map of skymasons in lodge chat for 30 mins, with granite,andesite, and diorite patterns, then tells me I shoudnt share nocom with my irl friends mdma

mdma

omfg. I couldnt rly share it in the base chat bc I wanted to wait to finish my progress. so I thought lodge chat was the next best thing so when we talk about the base we can also see the map.... I assumed that it was fine to do it bc we often talked about the base. I know now that assumtion was wrong but yea Im sorry for the mistake

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Brother leijurv

Just found out Sweden is real... Gonna need to take a minute... Feeling genuinely sick

wait until you hear about this... finland....

nauseated_cat

3

Brother F3

omfg. I couldnt rly share it in the base chat bc I wanted to wait to finish my progress. so I thought lodge chat was the next best thing so when we talk about the base we can also see the map.... I assumed that it was fine to do it bc we often talked about the base. I know now that assumtion was wrong but yea Im sorry for the mistake

Drop a message link, in lodge chat, pointing into base channel

Brother leijurv

angel_cat

you also like patting?

Brother F3

you also like patting?

Wow that's a very frightening message to reply to (edited)

Brother leijurv

Drop a message link, in lodge chat, pointing into base channel

yea thats a good thing I can do next time

Brother leijurv

Wow that's a very frightening message to reply to (edited)

Sure I suppose

but that problem didnt even occur to me since ehat I already said

broder lampa

@Brother leijurv pat

@Brother leijurv that message was repling to that

08:55

thats why I said that

08:55

or do I misunderstand something somewhere?

angel_cat

is a close emoji to kitty accepting headpat I think

oh

or a kitty with a head pat target

LOL

08:56

Bullseye

kitty with a

target

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

kitty with a

target

08:57

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/584824465339449355/866804890915176458/unknown.png someone made this

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08:57

I didnt even ask them

Me computing zens angel cat headpat halo target bullseye

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08:58

What the fuck did I just type I'm going to bed

LOL

:leijurvheadpat:

a sleepy load of lovely nonesence

08:59

im out too

08:59

good night kittens

Nini

I should make a progrsm that adds that hand to any mc character

08:59

so you could also headpat LordYes eg

08:59

good night

https://namemc.com/search?q=0x22 (edited)

Status: Unavailable, Searches: 145 / month

09:19

https://namemc.com/search?q=0neb (edited)

Status: Unavailable, Searches: 168 / month

09:20

mdma

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Brother leijurv

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i got the vax

broder lampa

https://namemc.com/search?q=0x22 (edited)

WTF

broder lampa

https://namemc.com/search?q=0neb (edited)

WTF

Brother leijurv

angel_cat

is a close emoji to kitty accepting headpat I think

emote for that pat10

pat10

:)

13:19

or

pat30

/

pat11

@Brother Todarac

Brother Rain

@Brother Todarac

sick remix

16:08

angry german kid is a classic

Brother Rain

@Brother Todarac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBwYQXYnAck

Keyboard Tylenol 【Rainbow Tylenol MAD】

16:23

I think I even sent it to Todarac lol

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[HR/PR/G] Rebane v3

I think I even sent it to Todarac lol

doom

@ufo

17:46

https://namemc.com/cape/c00df589ebea3ad6

Unidentified | Minecraft Cape

(Unidentified)

17:46

NEW CAPE DROPPED

17:46

kms

https://namemc.com/profile/Volgar.1

Volgar | Minecraft Profile

Check the availability of Minecraft names, look up the name history of Minecraft accounts, view Minecraft skins in 3D, convert UUIDs, and much more!

cause I don't have it

mojang staff has it ofc

they're a mojang employee

17:47

ffs

That cape kinda looks like the facepunch logo

thistbh

1

i like it

17:55

i wish they'd do those veteran capes like the rumors said

https://namemc.com/profile/Dectonic.2

Dectonic | Minecraft Profile

Check the availability of Minecraft names, look up the name history of Minecraft accounts, view Minecraft skins in 3D, convert UUIDs, and much more!

17:59

finally hit 100

@ufo https://namemc.com/search?q=u_like_men

u_like_men | Search

Time of Availability: 2021-07-25T17:26:57Z, Searches: 2 / month

18:14

can I get this and turn it into a tulpa

no

Brother Dectonic

https://namemc.com/cape/c00df589ebea3ad6

amogus cape?

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^ first thing I saw as well

^this

^that

^they

^them

^these

1

^Their's

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minecraftheart

2

sotp

Jō

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wow.

Jō

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SO TRUE

18:56

PVG SHREW SO POWERFUL

18:56

only the proudest virgins get the privilege of seeing the full res image

19:00

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I think this fit video has had the largest impact on the queue in quite a while

doom

Regular queue went up by 200-300

19:06

Over normal weekend numbers

bwuh

bwuh

bwuh

19:08

me when I wake up from a crazy nap dream

akschually

19:08

its a VERY Intricate dream nap

19:09

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CatYes

3

19:09

most blessed thing jadestrouble has showed me

it is very relatable

19:13

nap dreams are weirdly intense and memorable for me

i think it's bc we don't fall into REM (usually) when we're napping. we have these same intense and memorable dreams in regular sleep, but our memory of them gets lost once we fall into REM.

@Brother Todarac

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19:56

@ufo

mindblown_cat

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20:44

Pvg own u

so true

21:17

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21:18

did u authorize this article they use your images @Brother leijurv

That's Thebes image

no in the article

Og

21:19

Oh

21:19

Link it

I made models for the skywind project

also yeah they never credit thebes for that image

21:19

https://www.windowscentral.com/how-2b2t-minecraft-server-was-almost-toppled-exploit?amp

How the 2B2T Minecraft server was almost toppled by an exploit

The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft, 2B2T, is famous for its player base that frequently uses hacks, exploits, and more to gain an advantage over other players. One such exploit recently brought the server to its knees and almost caused its downfall.

21:19

wait yes they did

this too

but don't they have to ask permission

wait nvm

time to copyright strike

i hate journalists

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

did u authorize this article they use your images @Brother leijurv

the top image is thebes and it's released as CC0

21:20

so they can use it without credit

plagiarizing a youtube video isnt journalism

what about your image of the heat map

https://i.imgur.com/BZOFdN3.png

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let's gang stalk him

21:22

nocom irl

oy vey (edited)

21:22

over 15000 bases destroyed

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21:24

wakwak90 too strong

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

https://www.windowscentral.com/how-2b2t-minecraft-server-was-almost-toppled-exploit?amp

who wrote this ?

21:26

oh shit some outsider did

21:26

wtf

Holy fuck. What is this? Is 2b2t internal events now public interest?!

21:29

Wtf

TheFunnCubes

Holy fuck. What is this? Is 2b2t internal events now public interest?!

i mean there was a article about the rusher war and even some pre june

That was a big thing with many outsiders joining....

21:38

This was purely internal.... why was there no article about auth exploit?

there were

Microsoft suppressed, no? (edited)

Ok, but specifically about 2b

i just started reading that article

21:48

it's not looking good

21:48

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broder lampa

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CatNo

incorrecto

21:49

how did they even screw that up (edited)

it's just some poor journalist pasting

guess they see double

what a horrible article lol

they don't care at all about it they just recycled fits video into text

21:50

and don't even try to understand

comment that on the article

21:50

Sticker

or here https://twitter.com/WCGamingTweets/status/1419342901331517447

Windows Central Gaming (@WCGamingTweets)

2B2T is Minecraft’s most popular anarchy server, but a devastating exploit nearly caused its downfall.

https://t.co/gbR9pRt84M

Wow he can't even type like what

21:51

that first "introduction" is all over the place and tries to explain everything

@Brother Rathause

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mdma

Beans

thistbh

1

big bro chacho

@Brother Rathause

true

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PuBb6AIbCs

The Gender Dysphoria be Hittin' Different Sometimes

Hey champ

https://stoneworksmc.fandom.com/wiki/The_solour_hunt

The solour hunt

The solour hunt | Stoneworks MC Wiki | Fandom

23:08

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Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

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"a notorious p.ph." da fuq

broder lampa

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Xtra chunky chunks

Sage_Mathias

Xtra chunky chunks

they made the game 4 times more efficient

32x32 chunk size brains

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163132600699977729/860621736231174154/video0_1_1.mp4

he did too much trolling

doom

pleading_face_BOLD

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01:42

lol a Irl friend of mine on a SMP copied the banner smh

Hello lawsuit...

️ WARNING: LEIJURV IS ACTIVELY BUILDING ATM

️

Brother Todarac

️ WARNING: LEIJURV IS ACTIVELY BUILDING ATM

️

This is funny because the only thing leijurv builds is a Makefile

Brother Todarac

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It’s probably herb. Ganga was given to Man by God to prove that heaven exists and heal all ailments.

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02:04

phish or nah

02:04

Sticker

looks legit to me Troll2

Troll2

trollforward

looks legit to me Troll2

Troll2

doom

Click all links.

snugglebugaj

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163132600699977729/860621736231174154/video0_1_1.mp4

sobbing btw

Brother Todarac

️ WARNING: LEIJURV IS ACTIVELY BUILDING ATM

️

how

02:22

actually at the time i was breaking sunglasses_cat

sunglasses_cat

02:22

facts dont care about your feelings

tulpa spectator mode? that's right, it was nocom

tulpachan

02:26

spectating

02:26

on everyone

02:26

uwu

if i teleported to coordinates that the tulpa was currently slurping as spectator would i have been able to see the blocks show up in real time?

02:27

@Brother leijurv

Very important question

02:32

Do you guys put on deodorant when you come out of the shower? (edited)

instead of before?

After you come out of the shower

yea whats the alternative

02:32

kek

Do you out deodorant on

02:32

Like

02:32

If it's at night

yes

And you take a shower

yes

Okay you're normal

I always put on deodorant immediately before the shower ye

Give futsin mason rank

02:33

NOW HOW MANY MASONS USE A LOOFA?

02:34

hmmm

02:34

Leijurv has been quiet

Brother Dectonic

Do you guys put on deodorant when you come out of the shower? (edited)

always

No one has answered my question

02:37

I am now assuming that every mason is dirty

@everyone join vc

Ok dad

Ok dad

ufo

@everyone join vc

Can you give me 5mins? I’m blowing out my o-ring.

Brother Raaanch

Can you give me 5mins? I’m blowing out my o-ring.

yes

raaancLove

Brother Raaanch

Can you give me 5mins? I’m blowing out my o-ring.

join on the toilet like a true gamer

LMFAO

1

wa

Brother Raaanch

Can you give me 5mins? I’m blowing out my o-ring.

is that a euphemism

02:52

because if so, i was blowing out your mom's o-ring last night sunglasses_cat

sunglasses_cat

Brother leijurv

is that a euphemism

Indeed. I was having a massive dump.

Brother Raaanch

Indeed. I was having a massive dump.

It was an anal expression

LMFAO

1

god @ßrother LordNo. im still imagining your wife coming home and being like "Hey babe! did you do anything cool on 2b2t today?"

ufo

@everyone join vc

Ur not in there so no

03:27

mdma

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03:27

I hate instagram

lmfao

Brother Dectonic

I hate instagram

but you love instagram

03:28

dont you remember?

big bro chacho

dont you remember?

your balloon was green

it was pink

are you sure?

no

everyone remembers it was being green

fitballoon

i have Alzheimers

this colour is green

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ftfGR0BZ31Rtlfizf66Cp?si=7e69d138a5a74987

03:30

another mandatory listen

03:30

listen now

no.

die

https://i.imgur.com/vbLXpTb.png

Embedded image

03:53

this guy comes up to your gf in the club and slaps her ass

03:53

what do you do

"threesome?"

Fuck'em in the handy-stall

Sticker

"Hey baby they call me David Ben Giggidyon

Shoot them and join hamas

Brother Todarac

https://i.imgur.com/vbLXpTb.png

oy vey goyim he deadass got the timbs

oh god I am actually listening to Ram Ranch doom

doom

guys important

06:07

im buying a minecraft account

06:07

i need name ideas

06:07

!!!!!!!!

06:07

pleading_face_BOLD

06:12

thanks for the name todawac

@big bro chacho u_like_men

06:28

It's still available

im getting brotherchacho

Swag

acquired

Get yo cape

will do

06:42

Sticker

did Fit say leijurv wrong or have I been saying leijurv wrong this whole time

how do you say it

11:18

lay jurv

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jerma_sus

3

11:29

imposta

SusCrewmate was the impostor all along!

SO TRUE

get out of my head

lol all kittens with even numbers are online and all with odd numbers are offlline

It is uncertain if i am odd or even mdma

mdma

14:59

Sticker

ur NaN

@HowardStark is offline

-2 is odd

15:02

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Sister Clover

did Fit say leijurv wrong or have I been saying leijurv wrong this whole time

Do you say “lee-jurv”?

15:11

I think both are fine :p

I say “kit-en”

ßrother LordNo.

Do you say “lee-jurv”?

i say "lay-jurv"

i say lee jurv to liejurv and lay jurv to leijurv

I say lie for liejurv because he lies

i say "lie-jurv" to liejurv (edited)

16:24

based futsin

16:25

how do you pronounce jurv though (edited)

16:25

Sticker

how hard is the j pronounced

very

16:27

j-uh-rr-v (edited)

16:27

can someone buy me nitro if i send them money on paypal?

16:28

i dont have a credit card linked to my paypal so it wont let me buy anything on discord

Just call him kitten

16:29

I need to load up my program again

16:29

I need nitro again

djeurvv (edited)

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wtf

Donny drumpf

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hellno

1

this is hideous

I was supposed to be at work like two hours ago and I slept in but nobody has called me yet

16:39

How much longer do I have

All day

16:39

inb4 you're not really scheduled to be in today lol..

I’m just so confused because nobody is there to open

16:40

No I’m scheduled

16:40

Like my manager is there but I’m the only one who can open that side of the store so

Oh. well... might as well just stroll in with a coffee in 20 minutes.

Nah I’m going to say I misread the schedule if anyone calls

also good.

Sister Clover

did Fit say leijurv wrong or have I been saying leijurv wrong this whole time

Fit said it wrong

Sister Clover

did Fit say leijurv wrong or have I been saying leijurv wrong this whole time

It's pronounced "Way-wurb"

brave statement

True statement :3

FutureTransCuteCatFlushedHOW

2

transhow

2

Damn trans shapiro kinda cute tho

1

:FutureTransCuteCatFlushedHOW:

biggest plot twist of the 21st centurt

Sticker

22:03

new sticker alert

22:04

Troll2

22:06

Sticker

22:06

new sticker alert

Sticker

22:11

Sticker

22:11

These are so valid

Sticker

22:11

Sticker

22:11

Sticker

22:12

the holy trinity

gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss

Sticker

Sticker

Sticker

22:15

Sticker

22:16

Sticker

22:16

Sticker

Sticker

22:17

Sticker

@ufo hey big fan, how you doing? hey man what’s up? your phones probably dead i’ll talk to you later. Good Morning! How’s your day been? Hey homie what you doing? Hey man! Hiya

Sticker

Sticker

Sticker

I’m watching the walking dead

Sticker

wtf nitro classic doesnt let me use stickers

22:36

messed up

thistbh

4

i didnt buy it

22:40

i wanted to give john200410 money so he could buy it for me

22:40

but he just gave it to me for free

22:40

frog_heart_madebyYuutsu3967

I always told myself I would never get nitro, but the sheer amount of monke and cat emotes eventually won me over

catyes

cowboy_cat

nitro

cat_neutral

Sticker

22:45

todarac fixed it

big bro chacho

i didnt buy it

yeah same I like it but I would never buy it myself lol

i was going to buy it though

ah

omg did future get updated?!

23:02

so epic

Anything new?

yeah looks like it

yeah future 3.0

23:14

it also contains nocom

mindblown_cat

you just need to know the command

its on franky LOL

23:39

way to try to fool us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elqAh3GWRpA @Brother leijurv youre cute

The Fall of Minecraft's 2b2t

uwu

if only hari knew

big bro chacho

i say "lay-jurv"

^

big bro chacho

i say "lie-jurv" to liejurv (edited)

^

00:04

exactly

omg how can one be this based

Holy shit it took me a second to realise who you were

00:05

Congrats!!!!

frog

Brother bro :,)

Sister Clover

Congrats!!!!

thanks klover (edited)

Meow

Shut up

Don't be mean

01:45

Say please!

Please

pleading_face_BOLD

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thistbh

3

so true

kek

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^I just lost the game lol Trolled! mdma

mdma

again?

it never ends Entropy

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03:28

only the dead will know peace from the game

04:43

Gf reveal

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Based men

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796975420255371284/869232876573589524/video0-2.mp4

mini

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ive read this

14:37

top kek

this isn't a meme (edited)

14:45

I genuinely have to shit rn

ME TOO

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https://youtu.be/cEz_2spRbek

Can Minecraft's Wood Pickaxe REALLY Break Stone?

This will be Minecraft in 2050

https://blog.discord.com/connect-the-conversation-with-threads-on-discord-3f5fa8b0f6b

Connect the Conversation with Threads on Discord

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16:34

@Brother F3 @Brother Entropy I think this would be pretty useful when it comes to steps for projects

holy shit that video just gave me cancer

LOL

it doesnt work tho

16:41

yet

16:42

ah

16:42

August 17th, 2021

16:43

looks p useful in the right scenario tho ngl

i was afk and some guy tried killing me

16:45

he failed

16:45

he must have had autolog on because i didnt do anything, and when crystalling me, he logged out

sounds like something i would do

the state of pvpers

The state of 2b2t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFIxrk7_rpE

Porter Robinson - The State

I love porter

https://youtu.be/1WRZiZUhIXg

Icy - Monster School Animation

MONSTER SCHOOL: Fat 2 Fit 3D MAX LEVEL 99 NEW MOBILE GAME UPDATE - ...

Im actually not going to watch this

Yes you are

Its been a rough day, but I saw a tiny bird riding a bigger bird through the air on my drive home, so that was pretty badass

birdup

1

Awe

23:40

Birb

Love to hear it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FVMfr6q8wM

Embracing Tyranny to own the Libs

23:44

this video is great

23:44

this channel is really good in general

big bro chacho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FVMfr6q8wM

not tyranny if I support their policies

have u watched the video?

00:04

do you support the decriminalization of domestic violence? thOnk

thOnk

no, but based off the thumbnail & title I can get a gist

00:04

of what the video is about

if you support that type of policy...

00:04

I never said I did lol

Zaanga

not tyranny if I support their policies

. was a joke lol

ok

obv allowing domestic violence is bad lol

00:05

Russia can sometimes be based tho lol

I support the decriminalization of killing dangerous pets

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/16/decriminalisation-of-domestic-violence-in-russia-leads-to-fall-in-reported-cases

Decriminalisation of domestic violence in Russia leads to fall in r...

Campaigners say sharp decline is due to new law deterring women from contacting police

2018

ok?

00:09

what does that change

00:11

the holocaust happened from 1941 to 1945, does that make it meaningless?

started watching video

00:14

all edginess aside, this is genuinely heartbreaking

ik

00:15

it fucking sucks

even if those statistics are bogus as the russian govt claims (i would not trust the russian government), it's still horrible conceptually

ngl Chacho when I saw the title I thought it was just gonna talk about banning pussy riot and lgbt stuff

00:15

not be about abuse

he touches on that in the beginning

00:15

tbh thats what i was half expecting too

its the first thing

no, it's the cries for help from thousands of abused people

:(

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00:16

lmao

What a chad

what in the shit is this

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1

What the FUCK

A mix of the new fit video and summer break

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00:55

thing fell when we were trying to use it smh

nose reveal

Hair reveal

snugglebugaj

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lmfao

00:59

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00:59

@Sister Пепси Мальчик (male) @[HR/PR/G] Rebane v3

dam daniel

rare ds

are u buying?

i wish

how much is it listed for

https://www.sendico.com/ayahoo/item/e525484560

超レア Nintendo DS本体　PEPSI x NINTENDO ニンテンドーDS本体　非売品　懸賞品　ペプシカラー　中古品

looks sexy

its an auction

oh ok

01:02

are u going to bid? or not

i probably am not

01:02

its probably gonna go for a lot

Brother Chipoff

what in the shit is this

Atleast prio hasn’t been effected

prio is bigger, but not that much

ufo

its probably gonna go for a lot

It’s only 1 $ rn

yes thats just what the auction starts at

01:07

it wont be that when its over

im bidding 1000 usd

01:08

for the ds with a yellow pepsi stamp on it

you might win it for that much

01:11

i wouldnt be surprised if it sold for 500 plus tho

01:11

idk i think theyre really rare

if i put a sticker from a lego set i had on my ds when i was a kid then that makes that ds really rare and probably one of a kind

01:12

can i get 500 for it

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

can i get 500 for it

Just gotta find the right sucker...er...I mean buyer

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

if i put a sticker from a lego set i had on my ds when i was a kid then that makes that ds really rare and probably one of a kind

no

yes

entropy actually went to sleep before me, very remarkable

>Did You Know? The Theremin is like Xbox Kinect for music!

@ufo check your accounts for the cape

03:30

more were sent out

ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/443267991195353101/869708250638057482/sniff.mp4

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04:53

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04:54

@Brother Tanaxis I think you have a customer

mcshitin

04:54

wants some shit

Not a discord light mode user

05:00

Smh

bluepill

2

goodwill trading griefed my first map :c

goodwill trading stole my shit

sounds like cope

give me back my poop

i ate it all

are you part of goodwill?

no

@Jō

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that fucking account messaged me the very second i logged in today

what is anticrystal

HurtMercury

@Jō

,

11:34

?

WOW

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Yeah it has to be bots

12:45

This is not at all natural

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Brother Chipoff

This is not at all natural

Yo sus

13:02

still 1k normally

13:02

Looks like server died @ 2k

When the when

13:37

When it

13:37

Uhhhh

13:37

When the when whens

when the uhhhhhhhh

Whenning

13:38

When

I am officially down 45 pounds

awesome!

Congratulations!!!!

5 more pounds and ill hit my final goal

frog

frog

1

i read that as down to 45 pounds and thought it was a joke

I would be concerned if you only weighed 45 pounds lol

Good thing i weigh 46 pounds!

im used to kg so it took a while to sink in

idk what a pound is

14:47

is it like

its less

half a kilogram?

14:47

1 pound = 0.45359237 kilograms

=wolf pound vs kg

14:47

sadge

Brother Dectonic

I am officially down 45 pounds

KEEP UP THAT GRIND

Scavenger/Nemac

KEEP UP THAT GRIND

I shall

14:55

I need to get to 180

14:55

Was at 230+ pounds

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/538549223533051904/865408182038167562/nocomhaha.mp4

Data kittens leaked

it was surprisingly easy to get to this point but after that i had so much trouble lol

Brother Dectonic

5 more pounds and ill hit my final goal

Congrats!! You’ve got this man!

mini

Congrats!! You’ve got this man!

Ty mini

Brother Dectonic

Ty mini

No prob! Are you focusing on calorie deficit or just working out like crazy?

mini

No prob! Are you focusing on calorie deficit or just working out like crazy?

Intermittent fasting

15:58

I stop eating at 12

15:59

And only drink things that are under 200 calories past that

15:59

I've also been skating a lot more recently

15:59

Which has been providing me with muscle

That’s awesome! Intermittent fasting is what helped me a lot too. I start eating at 10 am and end at around 5-6 pm

16:01

Skating is also awesome for building up muscle so good on you

Ty ty

16:02

Intermittent fasting is good as long as you know what the fuck you're doing

16:05

@Gebrüder Zippie

16:05

Have you even started your “fast”

yes?

Any results?

i only eat dinner and sometimes breakfast

Brother Dectonic

Any results?

yes

Still seems ineffective imo

16:05

What time do you eat dinner

usually like 8 pm

And you go to bed around?

11pm-midnight

3-4 hours without eating

well now a lot later cus my holiday started

Not actually bad

well and in the morning lol

Yeah

16:06

As long as you know what you're consuming

16:07

You should be fine

16:07

I had to miss one of my favorite dishes yesterday for dinner because I was fasting

the thing is my parents are doing the same thing so i just eat what they eat

16:08

and its usually healthy

You should also keep count of your calories

16:09

And keep count of how many hours you don't eat for

Yep that’s the way to do it, 8hrs eating and 16 hrs not is the easiest way

17:27

I’ve found that I wake up feeling less bloated and have more energy when i fast! And Dec is right you gotta make sure you know the amount of things you’re taking in, it can be healthy as can be but still super high in calories due to things like butter and oil used to cook it. But! Calories are different for everyone because of metabolism and body type. For me I only need around 1000-1200 a day. Anymore than that and I feel too full and sluggish for the rest of the day, but for someone who’s tall and has a fast metabolism that would hardly be enough (edited)

mini

I’ve found that I wake up feeling less bloated and have more energy when i fast! And Dec is right you gotta make sure you know the amount of things you’re taking in, it can be healthy as can be but still super high in calories due to things like butter and oil used to cook it. But! Calories are different for everyone because of metabolism and body type. For me I only need around 1000-1200 a day. Anymore than that and I feel too full and sluggish for the rest of the day, but for someone who’s tall and has a fast metabolism that would hardly be enough (edited)

Red pill

17:43

I eat Italian sandwiches and go out to get deserts yet I maintain my weight due to me fasting

17:43

Not an excuse to est like shit than not est at all

17:44

But it's a way to give yourself some enjoyment while fasting

17:44

And it works

does my hud look better

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Yep! You don’t have to limit yourself all the time

intermittent fasting rocks

I had a poke bowl for dinner last night and it was amaaaazing

did you know?

17:55

stomp babies

mini

I had a poke bowl for dinner last night and it was amaaaazing

Poke is so good

whats tha

17:56

t

Next time I'm in Williamsburg I'm getting Poke

big bro chacho

whats tha

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poke_(Hawaiian_dish)

Poke (Hawaiian dish)

Poke (Hawaiian for "to slice" or "cut crosswise into pieces"; sometimes stylized 'poké' to aid pronunciation) is diced raw fish served either as an appetizer or a main course and is one of the main dishes of Native Hawaiian cuisine. Traditional forms are aku (skipjack tuna) and heʻe (octopus). Heʻe (octopus) poke is usually called by its Japane...

never had it

17:56

looks gud

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17:57

Picture from the last time I got poke

im renewing my ID tomorrow, my picture is going to be awful, once again

Brother Dectonic

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looks yum

It was really good

big bro chacho

does my hud look better

turn off the grid on journeymap also you didn't set the info boxes to none

i did

17:59

but for some reason the settings dont apply globally (edited)

you gotta click apply

Poke is legit

only on 2b, for sum reason

they are global

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

17:59

ill check when im back in

18:00

settings are right

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18:00

just made the map bigger

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18:01

god laziesttoast is such a bootlicker

about to pill him on eurocope

Laziest for worshipful

laziest for entropy

18:02

overthrow entropy, bring in the leader we deserve

WTF discord

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u cant use 0000

18:02

ᗜˬᗜ

18:02

@Brother Todarac

18:02

fumo

18:02

ᗜˬᗜ ᗜˬᗜ ᗜˬᗜ

18:03

sir carlos

@Webhook wtf https://discord.com/channels/343851086026637313/861317990535266314/869988160275378207

el avalanche

el nino muy apestoso

¶

WTF discord

lmao

Brother Dectonic

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Spicy salmon? Based choice

Brother Dectonic

I am officially down 45 pounds

thats actually insane congrats

how much did you weigh originally

Sister Пепси Мальчик (male)

how much did you weigh originally

230+

Brother leijurv

thats actually insane congrats

Tyty

mini

Spicy salmon? Based choice

Was very based

dang

Blank avatar time

2

2

2

2

blank avatar and light theme

18:49

why are you guys like this

18:50

next youre going to use default minecraft steve, and default fortnite character with default dance

Omfg fortnut

next you will start watching the office and listening to Ed Sheeran with how default and blank your personality is becoming

Also pls wish ufo happy birthday

18:56

@ufo HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Sticker

@ufo happy birthday

18:58

@everyone wish ufo a happy birthday

@kitten #0 happy birthday

Happy birthday @ufo

thanks

@ufo HAPPY BIRTHDAY cathearthow

cathearthow

@ufo Happy birthday ufo

happy birthday

happy birthday hue eh foe

Sticker

yo it's my birthday too @ufo owo

no way

omg

happy birthday @ufo ablobcatnomblobcatparty

ablobcatnomblobcatparty

:D

Leo buddies

happy birthday fustin

happy birthday futsin

@Bröther öats @ufo happy bday UwU

happy bday @Bröther öats

yay

@everyone wish futsin and ufo a happy birthday

oh and also @Bröther öats ducky_party

ducky_party

Happy birthday @Bröther öats !!!!!!

@ufo happy bday baby uwu I love you!

18:59

thanks guys!

mini

@ufo happy bday baby uwu I love you!

I love you too

@Bröther öats happy bday!!!!!!

@Bröther öats hbd

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18:59

it's birthday time

That's enough of everyones today

BDAY TIME

ufo

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Butler! Bring out our finest meal

Oh wait what’s in the variety pack of chips…

19:00

Let me see that thang

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Happy Birthday you beauts! @ufo and @Bröther öats

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LMFAO

1

i didnt need to see this

happy birthday @Bröther öats

Happy birthday @ufo and @Bröther öats !

Damn his waist kinda snatched tho

That's how I'm tryna be

Same

19:02

how im tryna be ^

On fire?

19:03

Are you okay?

hover over the sticker, it says evil

19:04

free tayk for my bday

19:04

plz

me spinning a pen in 5th grade

same

1

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19:05

Anybody knows him/her/it?

ufo

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Omfg we just discussed this

Ah xd

19:06

Wel i am always out of the loop so voila

Brother Tanaxis

Anybody knows him/her/it?

nop

mini

Omfg we just discussed this

i want him FREE

ufo

i want him FREE

HE KILLED TWO PEOPLE

never heard of that guy

mini

HE KILLED TWO PEOPLE

more like the system killed 2 more ppl

19:06

smh

19:07

1

19:07

society ^

Also just got my work schedule and I already hate it :^)

mini

HE KILLED TWO PEOPLE

Red pill

noooooooooo

19:07

how is that a redpill

They took away my favorite shift

wtf

19:07

rio

19:07

t

I’m gonna cry :^)

“Free my homie!” didn't he kill multiple people

happy birthday!

I have like 320 documents left to transfer

19:08

2 more days of hell

My favorite shift was when I could work in the kitchen exclusively on Friday’s from 9:30-4 and now they’ve taken it from me :^))))))))

doom

1

19:09

Sorry to hear that

“Oh you can still help out in the kitchen on Monday’s!”

19:09

I DONT WANNA GO BACK AND FORTH FROM FRONT OF HOUSE TO BACK THO REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just kill them and flee to Russia

Just kill them and flee to Russia

Brother Tanaxis

Anybody knows him/her/it?

Jessi seems very iffy. Blue dmd me about this like an hour ago too

19:10

And by iffy i dont mean leaky

What did his base look like

sus

19:10

sus

19:10

sus

Was it the Mario one

I mean poor attitude

19:10

Yes

the base was cool ye

That was vanilla

poor attitude?!?!

Jessibear is low key just um

19:11

Dumb

Seems rather self-important from what ive seen

egotistical?

Like you owe her something

Who invented the wheel

Id love to be wrong but i dont get good vibes

All i know is they were willing to pay $250 for 22 dubs

@ufo and @Bröther öats happy bday mofos

Brother Chipoff

All i know is they were willing to pay $250 for 22 dubs

Lolwat